Greentext stories thread?
I'll start.
>be me, 19
>play league a lot, in a discord server where you can find people to play with
>meet this girl through a friend
>she's fucking 10/10
>acting all flirty, sending me pics of herself doing all kinds of cool shit
>parachute jumping, amazing art she's made, etc
>is a qt3.14 asian
>get excited
>"she's into me" i think
>go back and forth on discord for a while, climb to plat with her in flex queue
>decide to take the biggest step my beta ass can make towards making this shit happen
>"do you have a snapchat?"
>she's silent for a second
>"n-... no, i don't have a phone at the moment"
>get a little suspicious
>ask her who the fuck is taking all these bomb ass pictures if she hasn't got a phone
>gets all defensive and asks why it matters
>at this point i'm kinda pissed off
>"jeez, alright, fuck, i just wanted to add you on snapchat"
>suddenly she says "you've been acting like a real asshole recently"
>wat
>"what the fuck are you talking about?
>"if i need to explain it to you then you're even more of an asshole for not noticing"
>get confused
>hit up friends for advice
>one of them jokes that she might be a catfish
>start thinking about it
>all the pictures she sends me are... facebook-esque
>all the cool shit, no pics of her just in her house without makeup, etc
>remain suspicious but don't say anything
>we're at the point now where if we don't start talking soon we're never going to talk again
>decide "fuck it" and pop the question
>"look i've just been acting weird lately because you've been on my mind so much, would you ever consider a long distance relationship?"
>leaves the call immediately
>confused as fuck
>decide not to be a desperate fag and just don't message her
>about an hour later she sends me a message
>"i feel horrible telling you this"
>here we go
>i fucking knew it
>she's a fucking catfish
>get angry just watching the fucking typing animation
>message comes through
>"im actually a guy"
continued...
if you didnt fuck him after that long-ass story I bet you are a faggot.
Woooaaahh
>>753204483
>i
>fucking
>knew it
>quickly message back "so then who is the girl in those pictures?"
>get a message
>"no you don't understand" he says
>"the person in the pictures is me"
>mind
>fucking
>blown
>"you're a fucking trap?"
>silent for a good ten minutes
>"well... yes"
>oh my fucking god
>i've been flirting for months with a fucking trap
>"so then why the fuck didn't you tell me when i first met you?"
>"i just kinda never got the chance at first, and then things started getting flirty and stuff, and i just didn't want to let you down because i think you're a nice guy"
>mfw he called me a fucking nice guy
>"i know this is probably really weird for you but having the talk and telling people i'm a guy is a big turn off for some people and a lot of them just unfriend me right away" he says
>"i thought we became pretty good friends and i was just scared of losing you" he adds
>feeling conflicted now
>she... he... well, he was definitely a convincing girl
>even over text
>get to thinking about what it would be like to actually date a trap
>never had a single gay thought in my life, now i can't help it
>message back "so i guess you're already in a relationship too then?"
>instant response "no"
>get weirdly excited for some reason
>is this it? am i into traps now?
>for fucks sake
>"how far along are you with being a girl?" i find myself asking
>"i never plan to go all the way, i want to keep my dick" he responds
>find that even more exciting for some reason
>"don't you ever get called out in public?" i ask
>"no, but i do get hit on by guys a lot"
>fucking raging boner now
>why the fuck is this getting me so hard?
continued...
>>753204483
online relationships arent real faggot
Go on
>>753205599
It's actually really sweet what's going on here op. A faggot sweetness for sure, but a welcome one.
![644[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wNb7dpd.png "644[1].png")
>>753205599
>decide 'fuck it' and just tell him
>"look... i don't have a fucking clue why, but i'm finding this really... weirdly captivating"
>try to sound as little like a creep as humanly possible
>"captivating?" he asks
>"i mean... look, i'm not gay, but you're cute as fuck" i respond
>"and the fact that you're actually a guy just makes you even cuter, for some reason, i dunno"
>he's silent for a good while
>"i'm getting a new phone next week" he finally responds
>"you can add me on snapchat when i get it"
>painful week of anticipation goes by
>try to play some league, act like everything's normal, but i can't get my fucking mind off this snapchat thing for some reason
>finally see the friend request drop through
>i'm hype
>decide to send him a 'hello' snap
>before i even get a chance to select a filter i get a notifcation from him
>body shot of him in a white top and a short purple skirt
>mfw he captions it "this is me"
>screenshot that shit instantly
>he responds "hey" in a playful manner
>"you better keep this up" i respond, half-jokingly
>"i want cute snaps of you every day" i add
>and so begins our daily snapchat routine
>each snap ends up getting more and more suggestive
>sends me pics facing his back to the mirror with his skirt hiked up
>sends me pics peeking down his top
>wearing a fucking bra with a cat shaped keyhole in the middle
>just about bust a fucking nut right there and then
>one day notice he's sent me a message
>"so like.. does this count as a long term relationship, or what?" he asks
>think about it for a moment
>"...i'm game if you are" i finally respond
>"deal"
>none of my friends know that she's a he
>all think i'm dating this super hot gamer girl
>if they ever found out the truth i'd never live it down
continued...
>>753206876
How far you ve fallen OP
man keep going hahahah
>>753206876
keep going
>>753206876
Show us some photos
>>753206876
Pics or it didn't happen
>>753204483
>>be me, 19
>>play league a lot, in a discord server where you can find people to play with
Fucking normalfags
>>753207316
Go back to /pol/. I all but guarantee that you are not as intelligent or eccentric as you think you are.
>>753207515
>/pol/
You do realize that /pol/ uses Discord, right?
Fucking faggot.
>>753207571
Wtf does that have to do with shit? /pol/ is also the board calling everyone else normalfags and smelling their own farts.
>>753207772
What is wrong with someone smelling his farts anon
>>753208117
Something's seriously wrong with >>753207772
who the fuck doesn't smell their farts?
>>753206876
Gimme more
>>753206876
pic attached is him doing some fire dancing
>both really into gorillaz
>new album drops, tour dates come out
>find out they're doing a show in paris
>fucking fireworks go off inside my brain
>how awesome would that be
>if i got us both tickets to the show and paid for plane tickets for both of us
>decide i'm going to do it, but i don't want to let him in on the secret
>toy with ideas about eventually meeting up in person
>he says "i dont really have the kind of money for plane tickets and stuff, it'd have to be a while"
>he has no idea
>busting my ass with overtime, living off ramen, etc
>casually ask if there's any time of year he wouldn't be able to come over
>"no, i'm pretty much good all year round"
>fucking perfect
>concert tickets bought, now the plane tickets
>the tickets, combined with the paris hotel reservations leave me broke as a motherfucker
>but i d o i t f o r h e r
>gets to a month before the concert
>call him
>"i have a surprise" i say
>"ooh boy what is it?" he asks
>"i got you an early christmas present" i respond
>"well come on, tell me" he says, excitedly
>"i got us tickets for the gorillaz show in paris. plane tickets too"
>he starts crying
>god he even acted like a girl when he got emotional
>"i can't fucking wait to meet you" he says
>hits me right in the fucking feels
>"me too" i respond
continuuueeed~
>>753206876
Congrats anon, I hope things turn out well. Long distance relationships suck.
>>753208282
Disapoint.jpg
>>753208282
thats some extrem aspie autismo league player virgin basement dweller shit right there man, get a real girlfriend, go to a club and do drugs or something
TRAPS ARE GAY LUL
>>753208282
hurry the fuck up and continue
>>753208176
I personally smell my farts all the time.
>>753208282
Keep em coming
This better fucking end well, OP. I’m rooting for you here
>>753208775
he told it was a catfish in the beginning how could it end well?
This is amazing. Screencaped
>>753208467
Well said.Also someone screencap it pls
>>753208838
>The day finally comes
>Meet in Paris
>Looks kinda fucked up in person, like a drug addict
>Smells like a mix of smoke, tooth decay, and piss
>Don't want to be weird so we go back to the hotel
>What have I done
>I dragged this priest to Paris, we have to fuck now
>Try not to gag as he immediately sticks his tongue down my throat
>Try to get hard but can't
>He is diamonds
>Let him fuck me now I have aids.
>>753204483
>catfished on League Find
Kill yourself lmao
>>753209139
OMEGAKEK
Stop the 20min typing and show a good pic.
Also I hope for you that this ends well
>>753209139
nice troll xd
Wtf is up with all this gay faggot trap shit. Just say your a faggot and
> /thread
Stop trying to justify the simple fact that your a faggot aight queer ass dick loving homosexual
>>753208616
Kek
Hurry up fag. We are all waiting...
>>753208282
more pics NAOUGH
>>753209262
fag
Top kek-ed
>>753209262
It’s ok, sophomore year is hard.
>>753209262
whoa there buddy, we're literally all fags here
>>753209262
You got it wrong mate, feelings make it cute. Cute is above and beyond faggotry
>>753208282
keep going
>>753209713
I'm with with you on that one buddy.
>>753209705
Exactly
come on
im captivated idk why
>>753208282
C'mon anon
Bamp
her dick better not be ol' Nessy again
>>753209845
Yea OP I'm finding this... weirdly captivating
>>753208282
>>753209139
but was the dick feminine?
>>753208282
Anon where have you gone, we're all waiting.
>>753208282
him on the left. you ain't getting lewds, leg pics are as close as you'll get. dunno who the girl/guy on the right is, but they thicc
>the time comes
>got us a week stay
>arrive on the 20th november, concert is on the 24th, leave on the 27th
>standing in airport, waiting
>don't need to hold up a sign, i know exactly who i'm looking for
>see him walk out of the crowd
>has a white suitcase with pink flowers all over it
>perfect
>sees me and runs to me
>drops his suitcase, hugs me
>he's... soft
>soft like i thought a woman might be, which caught me by surprise, all things considered
>hair smells fucking amazing
>"why the fuck did you do this" he whispers, jokingly
>wish i had some kind of cool, witty reply but i didn't, just hugged
>"let's get something to eat" i finally say
>go to this cute little cafe on the way to the hotel
>get croissants, of course, and coffee
>probably the cutest girl in the city, and he isn't even a girl
>tell him as much
>blushes and giggles
>i literally could not tell he was male, not one tiny bit
>drag our bags the rest of the way to the hotel
>unpack
>jumps on the bed and gives me bedroom eyes in a joking manner
>"don't tempt me" i tease
>we end up laying down together and cuddling a bit
>i'm a little bit hesitant about... actually doing it, now that i was actually here
>quickly cave in, kiss and cuddle some more, but nothing goes further than that
>yet
>we've spent most of the day just lying on this bed, holding each other
>"let's go for dinner" i suggest
>brought a good amount of spending money, but i wasn't about take him to some five star michelin restaurant
>Find this nice bistro place, i have fish, he has soup
>playfully stick a straw in his soup to steal some
>burn my tongue on the soup
>he laughs
>"you better kiss it better" i tease
>"oh i will"
coooooontiiiiiiiiiiinuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeed
would shorter, quicker posts be better than this longer, slower ones?
>>753210315
Possibly, yes.
>>753210315
Longer ones. Keep it up OP.
>>753210315
hmmm...may prevent thread death. i dont mind waiting though.
>>753210315
Thats the gayest shit ive ever seen
Shorter and quicker is good. Also fuck lewds I want to see the face
>>753210555
I agree, show us the cute trap face
>>753210505
Try looking into a mirror, your mind will be blown by how much gayer you look
>>753210315
fuck this is gay as hell but i still wanna know what happens
>>753210505
>Gay shit
>OP
>Fucking a trap
The hell are you expecting Anon?
This shit is SO cute omfg
This is the wildest ride, man....
>>753210710
Fuck off randy
>>753208282
You're a faggot and you should kill yourself.
>>753210710
Frig off Randy!
>>753210613
Mirrors break in front of me im really like -10/10
>>753204483
>>753205599
>>753206876
>>753208282
>>753209139
>>753210315
hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>753210710
frick off, randy!1
>>753210831
what is this supposed to meeN?
>>753210505
tbh, if it was two hairy manly men it would be a lot more gay.
>>753210779
Shut the hell up moron
Happy times.
>>753210710
FRIG OFF RANDY
Hurry up cuck
>>753210315
How about just stopping instead, faggot.
>>753211193
Fuck off
>>753210955
When op introduces qt Asian (((girl))) to parents he will be bamboozled when asked when they will have the kids
>>753210961
Hmmmm i think they should touch their balls without saying nohomo for 100% gayness
>>753210315
Longer ones, keep going OP, it's nice.
Talking, talking, talking, preventing dead thread, talking, blah, blah, blah....
>>753211193
How about get off this thread dumbass
>>753211193
Fuck off
Nigga you gay
i knew league players were gay
Type fast feg. I'm a wagie and have to get to bed soon
>>753211230
that would be an unholy amount of gayness yes
>>753210315
Sage goes in all fields, fucking faggot
>>753211230
DONT EVEN GO THERE BRO NO.
Dont make me toss you off a building gayboi
I respect OP's lifestyle but does anyone have some greentexts that aren't gay?
>>753207316
conformist
Screencapping all of this
Great story OP
Cont
This is obligatory
Op is a faggot
Story is cute as fuck but I seriously can't see myself get excited if a trap hits on me. Was kind of hoping a story like this might convince me otherwise but dicks are just so damn gross.
>>753211486
>meet girl in a club
>click start making out
>go back to hers
>get best blowjob of my life
>decide not to date her because i wanted to be young and free
>never see her again
the end
>>753211486
Have a tard story while you wait
>be me walking to work on wilderness trail that intersects with several businesses in town
>mostly paved concrete
>hardly anyone back there, usually it's pretty crowded on weekends
>spot two cyclists riding towards me from the opposite direction
>older lady, maybe in 50s with younger guy of indeterminate age
>as they ride closer, realize something
>the younger guy is a tard
>standard tard features: disproportionate body, dumb ass looking small face, thalidomide eyes
>right as they start to pass me, retard begins to drool
>through spittle says "hurrr lerk ert me merm ner hernds!"
>tard is indeed riding his bike without use of his hands, i'm a little impressed
>front wheel of tard's bicycle gets caught up in pothole
>tard eats shit hard on concrete, face first, bicycle goes flying
>loud fart as tard hits the ground, pants split open at the seams as tard writhes about
>tard begins to wail, eventually gets up
>raucous tard wails continue as he beats the shit out of his bicycle
>older lady tries to calm him down, gets shoved back as tard continues to brawl with his vehicle
>dick swinging from ripped pants in crotch as tard kicks his bike
>biggest dick i've ever seen
>>753210315
ffs faggot type faster
OP died of aids
Keep going OP that's cute.
OP has abandoned us
>>753210315
alright fine, you convinced me. one of the face
>go home to the hotel that night
>he's picked up this fucking adorable round black hat that suits him perfectly
>getting winks and shit from the hotel staff, like they know what the fuck's about to go down
>unsure if i'm ready to do... that, yet
>get back to the room
>lay down on the bed and watch tv for a bit
>get a bit more intimate
>feel his dick brush against my leg
>he's diamonds
>suddenly feel a pang of 'nope'
>sit up, clear my throat a little
>"sorry, i just... this is a lot, y'know, for our first day..."
>seems a little disappointed, but nods
>"that's fair." he responds
>quickly follows it up
>"how about i just suck you off instead?" he adds
>something about how casual he said it, just... fuck
>never had a bj before
>"uh..." i stammer
>"it's okay if you just want to chill for tonight" he assures
>"...fuck that. let's do it." i give a confident grin, despite the fact i'm fucking terrified of what's about to happen
>this is it... i'm becoming a faggot
>he gets down on his knees at the edge of the bed
>he's still fully clothed
>makes it even hotter
>i scoot up to the edge
>goes down on me
>feels like nothing i'd ever experienced in my life
>warm, wet, intense
>bust a fat nut in less than five minutes
>takes it like a champ, swallows everything
>"girly quickshot" he teases, smirking
>"that hurts coming from you" i laugh
>he gets back up and sits next to me
>"that was fucking amazing, though" i add
>threatens me with a kiss
>"ew, that's gay" i tease
>"yeah, true"
>we lay down on the bed
>watch french simpsons and laugh
>go to sleep
contiinnueeeeeed
>>753210710
Frig off Randy
>>753212161
What, how is that a guy that makes no fucking sense.
>>753212161
Oh shit she's hot
>>753212369
*He's
>>753212161
What am I a faggot??
>>753204483
>>753205599
>>753206876
>>753208282
>>753209139
>>753210315
>>753212161
>>753212419
*Hims
>>753212161
Would suck off.
>>753212419
Looks female enough to be called she by me
TL;DR: OP is a fag
>>753212161
U gay
>>753212161
For fuck's sake, I've got a semi-boner.
>I'm gay now aswell?
>>753212161
Holy shit, you're right OP. Fuck that's a beauty. I would've hit that even if he had three dicks and a pussy looking like the Sarlacc pit.
>>753212529
Looking female doesnt make it female though
>>753212556
Super gay
True picture of OP
>>753212532
We knew that already ffs
>>753212715
Looking straight doesn't make you hetero either, yet you pretend to be it
>>753210315
OP ples more
I like girls, never once got a boner from anything related to gay stuff. Why df do I have a raging boner, fuck me and I becoming a faggot.
>>753212706
lol that was funny. hope someone gilds you. you have my upvote.
Have a story of personal tism while we wait
>Be me
>Kinda always sorta did my own thing
>Few friends and I taught ourselves to throat sing because we thought it was funny
>Now asked by randoms at parties to do it for their dam snap story
>Now have random people asking me to do it at school
>People trying to get me to teach them idk how I so it just do
>Can't seem to teach
>Oh well.jpeg
>Known as throat singing guy now
>>753212957
Fuck off plebbit
>>753212777
Blue eyes masterrace faggot
>>753212161
Great now I'm gay too. Fuck you, OP.
>>753204483
bitcoin is crashing at 4pm EST tomorrow
>>753213022
Get out Sheldon
>>753212777
Trips have spoken
>>753211935
Thanks
>>753213022
cool story, how long it take you to learn how to?
I'd fucking throat sing if I could
>>753213098
updoot
>>753212777
>spamming this in threads for hours
Might want to change that file name faggot.
TheWaterIsTurningAllTheFrogsGay.vid
>>753213230
Probably like 3days. I drive a car delivering prescriptions for a living and most of it was just me yelling alone in a car. Until I figured it out
I have to go to sleep Now. Can someone save the story and put it on reddit? I appreciate it
>>753213503
>>753213503
>bait
>>753213503
I hope you wake up dead
>>753213503
fuck off
>>753213503
Aww you cant do this to us op, you must continue, but if you really wish soo ill go post it on greentext stories then
>>753213503
>Sleep
>>753213503
>>753213503
>>753213022
Everybody wants to see the monkey dance, but it sucks being the monkey. That's why you never reveal your stupid talents to people.
>>753213503
op is this really you
>>753213503
>>753213503
>>753212161
Hottest trap I've ever seen... I'd never know.
>>753213503
>>753213503
>>753213503
>le plebbit
>>753213634
op here, that reddit nigger wasn't me. almost finished w/ next part.
>>753212161
>spend the next day sightseeing
>pouring with rain
>go anyway
>at the eiffel tower
>briefly consider doing one of those romantic movie things and throwing my coat in a puddle for him to walk over
>decide the next best thing
>take a napkin out of my pocket, unfold it and lay it gently down in the water
>"after you, my darling"
>laughs his fucking ass off
>share the inevitable kiss next to the eiffel tower
>the square is practically deserted because of the rain
>makes it better
>rain pattering on the umbrella over our heads as he kiss
>makes it even better
>he has to stand on his tip toes to reach me
>heart just about fucking melts
>"god, i love you"
>realise that was actually the first time i had actually told him i loved him
>confirmed faggot now
>don't give a shit
>we share another kiss and walk calmly to a nearby coffee shop, despite the fact we're both utterly soaked to the bone
>decide we can't get any more wet than we already are, so it doesn't really bother us
>order two huge mochas to warm us both up
>I finish mine, he's having trouble finishing his
>grab a straw and steal some
>"ow, burnt my tongue again" i joke
>he laughs
>"want me to kiss it better?"
>share a quick kiss at the coffee table
>"want to go see the louvre?" i offer
>"will it even be open by now?"
>google it
>it's open
>"question 2" he says
>"would they let two dripping wet gayboys in at this time of day?"
>nearly bust a fucking gut laughing
>my trap bf just called me a fucking gayboy
>pat him on the head
>"guess not, gayboy. lets head back to the hotel and dry off" i respond
>"you have such a way with words" he teases
c o n t i n u u e e e d
>>753213772
Yeahhh man I still enjoy my dumb talent. Was singing away in an empty warehouse with a friend. Came across some spooky grills black makeup the works. Who were trying to be cool. They were kinda spooped at first They tried to make Convo and say it was cool but I spilled my spaghetti and made it awkward. Was still very very beta at this time
>>753213503
>>753213503
>>753213503
>>753213503
fuck you reddit nigger
>>753214127
Better be
>>753212161
>>this is it... i'm becoming a faggot
keked good
>>753214165
got baited by
>>753213503
op here, gonna be posting the rest to reddit
>>753214165
holy shit stop taking forever faggot
I'm not op, but I got one
>Be me
>Play in high school band
>Christmas concert comes around, nothing special
>We had just gotten finished playing at bank so our instruments were in the band truck
>Bell rings, have a presentation the next period so gtfo
>End of day, have to take instrument home
>my case is scratched up and doesn't have a tag on it so I take instrument that fits that description.
>Everything goes fine until I arrive at the concert hall
>Band director is standing at the door
> "Anon? is that you?"
>"Yes sir."
>"Why is there an instrument in your locker?" (We keep our instruments in lockers)
>I shrug, go inside
>Open my case
>It's not my instument
>mfw
Cont.?
>>753214366
>>753214366
fucking hell this guy is a tryhard. no one's impressed.
>>753214417
surep
lurking
>>753214366
>>753214631
>>753214366
>>753213503
Is this gonna get archived or something? Wagie break almost over
>>753214826
not samegay.
Bump
>>753214165
COME ON ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bump but go to bed. Get this thread alive fellas, OP's story is cute af.
Some shit while FaggotOP finishes the story, this happened to me 5 years ago
>Be me, 17 yo, literally kissless virgin then
>Some friend tries to pair me off with the sister of a friend of his
>We hit it off online, I was a huge anime nerd then and she was an entry-level otaku
>A 6/10 at most, but I was desperate
>We finally meet with some friends
>She's obviously not into me, still try to get something
>When I get home, she messaged me saying she doesn't want a boyfriend right now
>Two weeks later she's dating my best friend
And this is how I learnt to never, ever, date anime loving sluts.
>>753214165
please dont, i cant sleep untill i know the rest of the story
Hurry up!!!!!!!!!
>>753215225
What a whore.
>>753210710
Fuck off, Randy.
OP IS A FAGGOT!
>>753214417
>My case has my music in it, but i'm sure someone will let me use theirs
>I notice there's no mouthpiece
>panic.jpg
>Concert starts in a few minutes so I can't just go back to the school, and autism prevents me from asking BD for the spare
>we start to warm up, end up just fingering along and pretending to play
> "warm up" goes fine
> BD starts to go around and tune
> mfw
Cont.?
the white man took our land and our water
>>753215225
I'd hate women for a while if that had happened to me. Fuck her.
>>753215539
yea
>>753215539
yeah lol
@op I'm fucking tired and want to go to sleep finish this fucking story already
>>753212161
That fucking cat has had enough of his shit.
>>753215784
>They fuck
>>753215225
Another one
>About twenty days later, Halloween time
>Go with my brother to meet some friends
>See a friend of his, really cute tomboy girl, she was dressed as a maid
>Heaven piercing boner achieved
>Speak a bit with her, I knew her from before and we usually talked online
>Suddenly she kisses me
>WTF SHE'S INTO ME
>End up going to a pub, we make out a bit, but she has to go
>She wants to meet the next day, I can't wait
>Fast forward to the next day, I arrive late, she's already gone
>Don't see her again until the next year, she has a boyfriend now and barely remembers me
And that's how I lost my first kiss. It's also how I found out that I was fucking retarded
>>753215784
>they do the sex
>OP is faggot
>fin
>>753215870
Cat gonna fuck OP up for messing with his ladyboy
>>753215913
>>753215913
the little details are what make the story what it is, young grasshopper
>>753215960
How late were you?
>>753215539
>remember I'm lead soloist
When op types slower than a tard tied to an anvil
>>753215960
Was this in the 80s or why the fuck didn't you call/text her to tell her you are running late?
>>753215960
The lection here is. You are a dumb bitch
>>753214165
>go back to the hotel
>"alright, you can use the shower first" i offer
>"nah i'm good, you can go." he counters
>"ladies first" i grin
>he relents and goes to get his shower
>not before taking off his soaked top and jeans right in front of me, walking into the bathroom in a pair of black panties and a matching bra
>how the fuck can a man possibly have an ass that fine
>"why the fuck do you even wear bras" i shout through the closed bathroom door
>"they make me feel sexy" he responds, in an overly feminine voice
>dick just about bursts out my fucking pants
>"don't make me come in there" i threaten
>"please do, daddy" he calls back, still in that feminine voice
>never been into daddy shit, but that shit had me diamonds
>burst into the bathroom basically straight away
>it's one of those ones where the floor of the bathroom is the floor of the shower, nothing but a clear glass screen separating us
>he turns and presses his ass against the glass, biting his lip
>the wet hair trailing down his back, the tattoos, the womanly hips... fuck
>"dammit" i mutter
>"what's wrong?" he asks
>"you've definitely made me gay"
>he laughs
>i pull off my top
>"shower seems big enough for 2" i note
>"more like one and a half" he smiles
>take off my pants, dick already rock hard
>"man, you really are a faggot" he smirks
>"don't rub it in, asshole" i respond, laughing
>get in shower with him
>warm water feels fucking orgasmic
>"i wonder if there's a way i can hug you without poking you" he muses
>"you're definitely short enough to just put your dick between my legs" i respond
>he does so
>feeling super, super gay now, but i'm over it
>he starts thrusting a little
>every time he moves forward his soft belly brushes against my dick
>"this is the weirdest way i've ever gotten off" he admits while thrusting
>"fucking tell me about it"
>we share a laugh
>he eventually nuts, holding my tight, resting his head beneath mine as he lets out a shaky breath.
continueeeeeeed~
>>753216033
god damn Disney Alice was hot as hell
>>753215426
Yeah. After a month, my friend dumped her because he realized she was not only a slut, but a boring one as well. We're still bros now, so that's cool
>>753214852
There's people saying they'd screencap it, just copy any post number and look it up on thr archive.
>>753215539
>BD goes through multiple sections relatively quickly
>Panic levels rising
>Gets to my section
>1st chair has loose valve
>Panic at all time high
>Clock turns to 7:00 and concert starts
>2nd chair bro turns to me
>"Luck saved you this time Anon"
>Concert starts, finger my way through it
>mfw I don't get caught
>mfw I pass the class
>>753211935
hey is me, girl
Wheere have you been
>>753216060
Thirty minutes, but her friend (now boyfriend) was too happy to tell me she was already gone and mad at me, and how she deserved better. Oh well.
>>753216113
Nah, in 2012, but I was a poorfag, had no phone at all.
clearly bullshit story, no transgirl would let you call her "he" and call you gay for dating her...
IM DIAMONDS RN
AM I FAGGOT
AAA
>Be me
>10 years old
>go to cousins house
>play army in basement
>gets quiet, checks to make sure no one is coming downstairs
>"wanna see something anon?"
>intrigued
>"yeah sure, what is it"
>he goes over to his couch and pulls it away from his wall
>looks like hershey's kiss stuck to wall
>"what the fuck is that?"
>"its poop"
>literal piece of shit is stuck to wall
>cousin gets down and licks it
>"try it it's good"
>"no thanks"
>never talk about it again
>>753216134
Yeah, but once I knew I had the IQ of a fish I managed to move on and stop fucking shit up
>>753216395
This + I'm out
>>753216139
Damn now im gay
>>753216395
You fucking faggot it's not a trans girl it's fucking drag queen.
>>753216382
Wow, what a skank
>>753216139
I hope this is real, and doesnt have a depressing ending.
>>753216139
I feel leik this is not op.
>>753216162
just the best yo
>>753216459
Fake poop maybe? He pranked you and you still don't know.
>>753216459
What
>>753216289
Too close, still retarded though
>>753216080
Lead socialist?
Fuck this, I don't want to wait 30min for each little update.
I'm just gonna think about my own e ding to this and go to sleep.
Pretype next time faggot.
Nice story tho
cont...
>>753216139
Pretty hot, if you didn't suck his feminine penis then you're gay af
>>753216547
Yeah me neither, post pic to confirm OP
>>753216677
No, it was shit. I could smell it.
>>753216139
never stop
>>753213022
never out yourself as still being in highschool
bump
>>753216139
this is a good ride
Please hurrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy
Fucken BUMP
>TFW you will never have qt Asian trap bf.
Why even live?
>>753216139
fucking prewrite all this shit before coming into here dumb faggot
aaaaaand its another OP who can't type
>>753216847
Do you think it was his own shit? Did he becomes an outcast as far as you know?
Homefront is free on HumbleBundle !
>>753217136
This. Don't fucking greentext if you don't already have it typed you fucking niggerfaggot OP.
>>753216139
Go go go
Why is OP using a typewriter
Digitally converting it
Faxing it
Copying it
And then pasting it
why to never have a goth/ semi goth gf
>only 2% have big tiddies (i prefer a cup anyway but i'm guessing that most guys prefer the larger sort)
>their problems become your problems and you will be blamed for it
allow me to explain
>be Sophomore in highschool
>semi beta 5'11" 120lb dateless virgin
>touched tiddy once?
>be freshman meet girl in geometry wearing star wars shit
>holy fuck shes actually cuteish 7/10 on bestv day
>what mattered most is that we became good friends and we talked about shit for hours
>sophomore year rolls around
>get invited to quince by other friend (we are all beaners in this city, white dudes stick out like an albino cockroach among the rest of the cockroaches)
>See og friend from geo at quince
>actually reaches 9/10 in the dress she's wearing
> continue to talk the rest of the night, never paying any attention to the real reason why we were there
>ask for a ride home and she agrees to ask her parents to take me
> it was about this time that i started to decide to move past friends and formerly flirt
>start to give her these huge hugs every time i run into her
>spend all of afterschool together
>decide it time to grow a pair
>didn't have phone (known as school hack was banned from tech by both school and parents)
>still has shitty tablet
>ask for her kik and she has trouble remembering it but begs me to follow her home in the meantime
>do so and slowly put 2 and 2 together that she might also be into me
>heart fucking jumps out and i can feel the blood in my feet
>kik her like a dumbass later that night saying that i have to tell her secret
>she gets excited and asks what it is
>get idea to make game out of it
>"i have a crush on a girl you know well"
>kiks back semi defeated "ummmm who anon"
> no bitch guess " she has a lot of classes in common with you" dumb fucking hints like that
>she eventually gives up to where I respond "okay ill tell you but you have to not freak out"
>i type her name and stare at the send button
cont.?
>>753217423
AHAHAHHHHH my fuckin sides
Don't listen to these guys OP.
Idgaf about ur greentext
Just keep posting pics of ur qt3.14 boygirlfriend
> Back in late 1990's, working at an engineering firm...
> Behind the business was farmland, tomato farms, surrounded by bushland.
> Turns out tomato farms are owned by a "special care" place giving disabled people a job.
> By "disabled" I don't mean in a wheelchair...I mean mentally tarded, from mild to full on mega-tard.
> I was told this by older workers who knew the score.
> Used to watch tards working in fields...some would come up to the high wire mesh fence at lunchtime while we sat out the back and say hi to us. Pretty harmless.
> Then the shows began...
> One tard was a tall gangly guy, and one of the women was about 18 or so, Downs by the look of her, with huge tits.
> And holy shit, he liked her, and she liked cock.
> The first time I saw it, one of the old guys said "Hey, showtime!", and I saw the tall guy and the girl kissing sloppily. She was fumbling with his pants.
> She...unfurls (the only word for it) this guys cock. John Holmes would have been jealous. Balls like goose eggs.
> All of us groan with the unfairness of life.
> Girl drops to her knees with a squeel of joy and starts slobbering all over it. He's hard in an instant.
> She's sucking like there's no tomorrow, and he lets out an animal yowl like a cat caught in a slamming door, and grabs her hair and pulls HARD.
>>753217186
It was definitely his own shit. I think he got the fact that i wasn't into it and cut that shit out. I never outed him though so, he ended up okay as far as i know. I've told the story to people, but i never say it was him, just some kid I knew. We also did some borderline gay shit a few times so I guess in a way I was complicit in the degeneracy.
>>753217080
nice gif, get from a comfy thread? ill have to frequent those more often.
also this story is captivating. am i gay? oh no
>>753217523
PART TWO:
> She gulps and gags and sits back with cum still spurting from the tards monster dick.
> Then, still hard, he bends down and starts rubbing her between the legs. She drops her shorts and pulls up her t-shirt, unleashing huge tits with nipples sticking out like pygmy's cocks.
> She kneels bends over, hangs onto our fence, and the big bastard enters her from behind, grunting like a pig.
> She's drooling and has a weird look in her eyes, and gestures to us to "come over".
> One young apprentice walked over as the big cunt was slamming her from behind, and she said something and opened her dripping cum-caked mouth.
> Apprentice walks back, embarrassed, and said "She wanted to suck my cock"
> Make fun of him for not taking advantage of it...
Went on for a while for weeks until tard wranglers put a stop to it. Shame..
>>753216139
>gives me a quick handy to finish me off in the shower
>fuck, even his hands are soft as fuck
>cum pretty quick
>we finish with our normal shower stuff, then get out
>with a towel around his waist, he looked completely female
>could've sworn there was even the hint of breast tissue there
>get dry
>get dressed up in pyjamas
>he's wearing light blue boyshorts and an oversized black top with 'gorillaz' written on it in red
>image of him silhouetted staring out the window is burnt into my brain forever
>realise after we got changed that we haven't had dinner
>order a pizza
>he's a vegetarian, so we get half meat feast, half veggie
>eat in the comfort of our own bed, watching some bullshit on the tv while we eat
>"for a vegetarian you sure do love meat" i quip, thinking i'm hot shit
>he gives me the look of 'really nigga' then laughs
>"i can't think of a joke quite as terrible as that yet, but when i do i'll let you know" he responds
>"deal" i grin, finishing my pizza
>after a while we realise we're both really, really in the mood for something to drink
>suggest we go to a bar
>he agrees
>we get dressed again, this time he's wearing a cute, short dress with a belt around the middle
>head out and find a bar
>ordering drinks
>get a pint of beer
>"and for the lady?" bartender asks
>he seems smug as fuck being called a lady
>orders a fruity drink, sex on the beach or some shit
>sit down, have a few drinks, share a few laughs
>walk back to the hotel at about 1 am
>collapse into bed, fall asleep immediately
continued~
>>753215960
She didn't went to the date at all
>>753217469
Sure. Hurry
>>753217539
>We also did some borderline gay shit a few times
Could you please share with us?
>>753217639
>Taking 20 minutes to type that
jesus op
>>753217639
OP I appreciate you typing all this for us
>>753215960
Some of you seem to appreciate it, so here's another of my failures as a man
>Fast forward to summer 2014, 19 years old
>Literally zero action since tomboygirl
I had finally gotten out of my weeb stage, I still enjoy some anime but I'm not obsessed with it. Sadly, I entered another tribal stage: metalhead. Inoperable, I know.
>I've decided to grow my hair, it's long as fuck
>Initially did it to get the attention of a girl obviously it didn't work out
>Best friend and I go out to have some drinks with college friends of his
>Get absolutely shitfaced because of one drink he invents in the spot
Absinthe, Jagermeister, 43 and some blue shit. A bit tangy, but not too bad
>Start talking with some fat chick friend of his
>Suddenly, I don't even remember how because I was drunk like a fucking idiot, I'm making out with the fat chick
>And making out hard, she's even rubbing my (still virginal then) dick
>We stop to breath, I get some water
Water is good. Always stay hidrated, friends
>Suddenly, I regain my conscience
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
>She comes up to me
>Don't know what to do
>She wants to kiss me
>Wait nononono not again you're twice as heavy as I am please
>But hey, we're drunk, some part of me says
>And it's not like you're getting any better buddy
>Hit it up again
>Finally we part ways, both kinda ashamed
>Never speak of it again when we see each other
And that's how I learned that I don't have it that bad. If drunk chicks wanted me, there was hope for me, right?
Yeah, not really
>>753217639
Thank you for the story OP, please keep going. This is cute af so far
>>753217723
Rubbing up on each others butts, touched each others cocks once. he was like you can touch my cock but i don't want to touch yours, i was like well what the fucks in it for me then? that's about it
i dont wanna be like op and take forever so ill keep them short and fast
>pt.2 of the only fair skinned girl in Ep
> she gets impatient of my dumbass getting sky at the send button "well anon im waiting, i wanna help you with this girl
> "fuck it" hit send and pace back and forth at what might be my best moment or my worst
> Dumb highschool crush story material nervousness (which in all honesty it is that kind of story)
>she responds back "anon... i have the same feelings but i dont know"
>immediately know what she is talking about
>her first love just so happens to be one of best bros since elementary
>oh fuck
>>753217859
As do I. Even if its a fake and gay story its a cute story.
>mfw no qt asian trap.
Not OP, but in a bit of a situation
>browsing /soc/ looking for something interesting
>find andro thread, lots of good looking people, no discernable gender
>one super good looking chick posts, i tell her she's super hot
>she later mentions she lives in [state]
>i live in same state
>thatsafirst.png
>Casually ask to add on discord
>She adds, we get to talking
>We share loads of interests, even specific things that are quite unlikely
>Need to clarify andro though
>She isnt sure if shes a trap or trans or cd or what but was born male
>I honestly don't think I mind considering how 10/10 she is
>Talk long into the night
>For the first time in years I actually woke up thinking about someone
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>We keep talking, almost daily, for nearly a month now
>Lots of cute shit, some things come up and confirm she is 100% gf material, some couple shit as well as some deeper personal shit that I won't get into here
>"I really like guys who are rational and level-headed bc i get emotional. Also guys who fix things and work with their hands"
>mfw thats actually me
>mention i like soft hands (who doesnt)
>"My hands are very soft, and small" proceeds to send pic of hands, checks out
>Mention I have a collarbone/neck fetish
>ohboy.wav
>This is the litmus test
>She sends back multiple pictures of her neck and collarbones
>DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
>She has definite interest
>I sure as hell do
>Tells me what college she goes to
>Roughly 2 hours from me
>Talked a little bit about meeting up
>Couldn't tell how serious she was
>Haven't been able to stop thinking about her since
>Want to meet up with her ASAP but I'm still at home bc gap year and my parents would get pissed if I just disappeared for a day or two
>Would have to explain the situation
>Very conservative, no sex before marriage and no homosexuality
>tfw tryna cuddle w someone who has a dick
What do? Anyone here have experience with a meet-up? Tips on how to meet up with her?
>>753217639
if your bitch is named daniella i know him
>>753217639
OP you're story is fucking great, please go on and someone screencap this shit
>>753218484
find a way to go fuck your trap anon
>>753218152
Soft gay things, boys discovering sex I guess. The crap thing was weird, sounds like a strange fetish. Do you think he was molested?
>>753218484
Fuck what your parents say dude. Just go and tell them you're meeting up with a friend who goes to that college. Say it's someone you went to high school with and started talking with again on Facebook or some shit. Simple as that, spend the weekend cuddling with whoever the fuck you want
>>753218501
why can't you screencap it?
>>753218484
my first meet up was with a tinder chick who lived a little over an hour away. i just drove there and fucked her. not much else to it dude
>>753218795
I'm on mobile and it would be difficult and bad looking
>>753218679
Theres a convention early 2018 thats closer to halfway between us
Id had previously mentioned she would look fucking awesome in cosplay bc shes got a cosplay body
She said she hasnt been to one but might consider it
If I'm already gone for 4 days for the con, why not meet up? Depends if she really wants to i suppose
>>753218484
tell your parents you are going camping/fishing/hunting/concert with friends, and go fuck that lil trap right up the ass, if she is that passable you can even bring her home to moms.. pics also btw, and she/he/it is def into you if they are sending photos of what you say you are attracted to..
>>753218484
Just say you’re going to meet a friend you’ve met online
Then proceed to plow that trap ass
>>753218484
>mom, dad, I met a girl and she invited me up to her college, I might be there overnight.
we're gonna need another thread
>>753218915
if one of you own a car why not sooner? but thats isnt a bad idea
>>753214366
how could you betray us
OP, are you fucking dead? I need you in my life
I'm absolutely adoring this OP!
By far the cutest thing I have read all day!!
I'm so glad your sharing!!!!
op please put end of story in this one last post
