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Secrets, Vent and Advice thread
Actually kinda happy. But a bit worried that its going too well
So, this girl at work asked me to go with her to this art museum that's like 80 miles away.
We went to the art thing. Then drove to get food and wandered around the small town for a bit. (just a dner, and she was fine with me eating meat) Then drove home, got a 6pack and hung out in a field for a few hours just relaxing.
A few things. She did offer her chapstick and coffee to me. Stayed mostly off our phones (Other than music/navigation in the car, and her dealing with a thing with her friend (kinda a short notice thing)
Also spoke about how I'm the only one she can have a proper, stimulating conversation with
And also, another thing, she mentioned one or two previous relationships, but only as they kinda related to stuff we were talking about
Also, she tried to pay for alot. Like the tolls, and shit. I think I only paid for my food and tolls. She really wanted to cover the other stuff
And one last thing she started getting a little more touchy during it. Like pushing my head a bit and a few other things. Maybe a little arm touching
Another thing, is that she said she likes me. But if its as just a friend or more remains unseen. And said she would a gone for something else if she knew I wasn't an art person
Also she told me on the way to it that she had plans for the night with her friends. Gonna go to a party in the city. She ended up not going to that, and decided to just hang out near home drinking in a field
Bump
me
https://www.xvideos.com/video31298043/teen_sissy_take_long_dildo_ball_deep
My wife was blackmailed for nudes by some guy. He ended up sending them to me I guess to hurt me, but it actually turned me on seeing her forced to be his slut. Now I secretly wish it would happen again.
>>752706981
I stumbled upon a few reddit posts that I'm 99.95% sure is my younger brother asking for advice
Bump
Used to suffer with anger issues/frustration/depression Eric and used to pressure my younger sister into some fairly frequent and intense sex. Feel like I've straightened my head out in recent years and now I feel pretty awful about it.
>>752708715
*etc. Not Eric.
>>752708715
yeah, Eric can be a real bitch
>>752708715
greentext stories about younger sister
>>752707091
did you kiss? if not she may think you're not interested, you'd better try to kiss her almost right away the next time you see her
>>752708895
No, I was not too sure if I shoulda tried something.
Meh, we have quite a few plans in the works though. Some small stuff, some bigger stuff. I'll do something next time we see each other in a semi romantic context
bump
>>752708893
What kind of stories?
in the midst of starting a career and moving to a new city, the thing i'm most nervous about is what i'm going to do for lunch. who will i sit with? will i sit with anyone? can i get by just eating a clif bar and keeping to my work for the first day?
i'm sure y'all are familiar, but man, social anxiety sucks.
>>752710212
first time you got younger sister to have sex with you.
I expose my gf on here without her knowledge. Most have her face cropped or blurred, but some don't. I love seeing her reposted, but the face ones both turn me on and terrify me.
>>752708125
Care to share those? How do you know it's him?
>>752710313
I'm not very good at greentexting. I used to go through periods of not having any sex drive to having a hard on for a month and I didn't have a steady gf. Sister used to come home from school and annoy the fuck out of me so I pestered her into letting me touch her so i could relieve some frustration. She wasn't that happy about it but I think she was always intimidated by me.i ended up fucking her on her own bed and once I'd had it with her I basically took it whenever I wanted. Feelsbadman.jpg
My friends younger brother just got a girlfriend, a very good looking one and now I feel sad even though I don't even want a girlfriend. Wat do.
There's a guy who lives near us who's a bit odd, kind of eccentric and a bit slow, but he's got a fucking huge cock, and I sometimes let him fuck my Mrs.
>>752707602
Thats some sexy lingerie
I broke into a house and pissed on a pair of jeans I found on the floor.
This morning there's a thread on the Advice board about someone who woke up to his pants being soaked and he's confused as fuck as to why they're soaked cus nothing else is.
I can't be sure it's the same person's house but surely that's too coincidental right?
>>752711360
Wat
>>752708125
No secrets here just a common dull mindless guy in his mid 30s
Went through my sister's phone and found a shitload of nudes as well as a video of her getting pounded in the ass doggystyle with the camera repeatedly zooming in on her gaping asshole when he would pull out. Beat off like a madman to this shit for like 3 days then felt major guilt and deleted it all. Sometimes wish I hadn't delet but definitely a good thing I did.
>>752712047
Was there a cumshot?
>>752712047
I'm this guy >>752707973
I know those feels. I deleted all the blackmail stuff too after fapping to it for a few years. Kinda wish I hadn't.
>>752712047
How old's yer sister?
my girlfriend of 1.5years broke up with me a few days ago.
I really loved her
I cheated on her and she found out. I feel disgusting everyday for what I did. I feel like there will be other women but they won't even come close to her. We were perfect :/
>>752712214
I don't think so
>>752712388
28 at the time
>>752712300
Yep kind of sucks. We were actually going to be moving into an apartment together but that didn't end up happening. Looking back it's probably a great thing it never panned out because I can almost guarantee we would've fucked at some point and ruined our relationship.
I'm the kind of person who likes to be anonymous in public, who likes to be alone at home but sometimes I feel like having a girlfriend to share everything with and be romantic with is something I want, but then again I realise it would never be that perfect anyway, besides how am I gonna get a girlfriend? I pretty much love to be on my own and try to never hang around with people too much, just the bare minimum. At other times I feel like getting a girlfriend would be really easy. Especially when I'm in a big city or whatever. I'm not ugly, I do have a bit of social anxiety but I'm not socially awkward either. It wouldn't be too hard. Why am I like this /b/?
>>752712474
Why did you cheat though?
>>752712976
Because I'm 18 and Im in college and she goes to uni 3hours away from me. I didn't appreciate her enough.
I didn't think she would find out
But seeing all the pain that she is going through is making me hate myself. I just want her back anon
>>752712474
You cheated on her, and she broke up with you? No one saw that coming
>>752706981
I've seen so many nudes and watches so much porn that I am completely desensitized to nudity and sexual activity. I have absolutely no interest in sex and my wife and I haven't had sex in almost a year. The only things that turn me on anymore are hardcore anal and extreme deepthroat, things my wife would never even attempt. Our sex life is dying and it's because I watch too much porn.
I jerk off with my cousin's panties
Had a year long affair with a Muslim woman when I was living abroad. Also fucked a ton of hookers and had a Filipina girl on the side when I wasn't seeing the Muslim one.
Fell totally in love with the Muslim. Been years now since I left. Still miss her.
Whole time married with kids. Still married. Still have kids. Good life. Figure guilt is my burden to carry for my sins.
>>752713446
Anon I'm saying I feel regret for my actions and I wish i had her back
The pain that I caused her hurts. Seeing her in pain hurts.
>>752713338
you're young and dumb. You'll grow up and learn, and if not... then I hope you die.
>>752713919
Been there and done that.
My gf broke up with me after a similar situation. I didn't appreciate her enough. But after some time, you'll realise that your relationship wasn't as perfect as you think. And you're probably thinking "he doesn't know, he wasn't there" but if it was that good, you wouldn't have cheated. You wouldn't have even come close to it. You probably did love her and you probably still do. But time heals all wounds anon and there's nothing to be done about it now.
I felt like no one would ever hold a candle to my ex but now I'm with someone that makes her seem like garbage. Things will get better.
>>752711040
How old when this went down? You were never reported? Did she get into it or were you basically raping her?
>>752713766
So stop.
After a few jerk free weeks you'll be fucking the shit out of her.
>>752714493
She was at secondary school. I'm quite a bit older. No, i wouldn't say it was definitely non-consensual but I certainly made her feel like if I wanted to fuck, she had to spread her legs.
>>752714454
I want to die anon
>>752714265
Seconded.
i fucked my best friend fiance 4 days before the wedding, still went said best man speech and had a few drinks
girls are lowlife brahs, dont ever get married.
>>752715647
Did she try on the dress for you?
>>752715796
nah, but i made her a creamy veil, lol im a shit friend but eh he would've done the same to me i know
>>752715934
I'd do the same m8 tbh. If she's up for It, it's all good fun.
>>752714993
So did I. And I'm glad I didn't. Because my life has never been this good.
Whenever bad shit happens it feels like it's all happening at once. But life is hard and full of tough decisions.
It might not seem like it but you've learnt so much from this. You'll remember how you felt and how you'll never want to feel that way again or make anyone else feel that way. When you find someone else, you won't make the same mistakes. And things just get better and better from there.
Honestly I get jealous and worried about my girlfriend cheating on me when she's out with friends without me. And I hate myself for feeling that way. She has never done anything to make me think she'll ever did that, and I trust her, but anxiety combined with jealousy is a royal bitch
>>752716577
if you feel that way, then something is up, cheat on her once so you're score ahead of her ;)
I get jealous when I hear other people get in relationships, it makes me feel like they are wanted and because I don't have a girlfriend I must be unwanted.
The truth is I don't even want a girlfriend. Is it just human nature to feel this way because our only purpose is basically procreation?
>>752713869
>Figure guilt is my burden to carry for my sins.
Yep. Good man. A lot of d-bags can't live with the guilt and tell their wife which typically blows up the marriage and family. It's a very selfish thing to do.
>>752716960
Naw I'm utterly in love with her. Though sometimes I have thought about asking her for an open or triad relationship
U fucked this chick prior to her wedding.
Feel mixture of pride and shame when see her on FB.
>>752717817
I did I mean.
>>752707091
any other ideas?
>>752717589
Do u know what love is? When did u start loving yourself?
I reverse troll people on here by deliberately pretending to be a guy when I'm actually a girl because it amuses me to let everyone think there aren't any women on the internet.
I dressed up in my aunts lingerie and came to her set of boudoir pictures
I'm madly in love with my little sister, she's not exacly my sister, just my dad's daughter wat do?
>>752717972
Yeah I do indeed know what love is. However I do sometimes have thoughts clouded by lust. Hence why I've never mentioned things like that to her.
>>752718070
You still share half of your genetics with her.
Find someone to love who isn't family.
>>752718192
Where's the fun in that?
>>752718887
The love part I guess.
I'm not gonna decide who people can and can't fuck.
It's more of a "will anything good come out of this" thought for me.
I know how this is going to sound, especially on here, but I just want to get it out.
There is this guy I work with who is a total sleeze bag. We are both graduate students in the same department and he is seems to be tip-toeing the line with most of the workplace harassment rules.
He's like 25, while the rest of the graduate students are around 22, and the undergrads are 18-19, yet he openly hits on those he teaches in lab. He also admits to having favorites based on physical attractiveness, and while he technically isn't breaking any rules because he's not giving out better grades based on this, it just doesn't seem right to at least be so open about it.
There is also this one girl he tried hitting on earlier in the semester and failed, hard, but now at every remotely social event the two of them go to he just hounds her the whole time until he's got her all to himself, even though she clearly doesn't want to talk to him. The grad students know and joke about how he always "traps her".
Finally, we were told, in writing, we were not aloud romantic or unprofessional relationships with undergrads, and technically he hasn't done this. However, he there is an undergrad, who he doesn't teach, who constantly comes by his office, and that he constantly spends time with, who he has openly admired he wished didn't have a boyfriend so he could swoop in.
Am I just being too paranoid from being in academia too long, or is this just slimy?
>>752719789
>aloud
>been in academia too long
>one of my cousins is a qt femboy
>always suspected he was a fag
>confirmed it a few years ago when I got drunk and made a move on him
>he immediately melted and went along with it
>let him suck my cock
>he's really fucking good at it
>happened a few more times
>eventually started fucking him too
>lets me bully him into wearing panties and thigh-highs and other girly shit
>he pretends like he hates it
>but I'm pretty sure he gets off on me dominating him cause he does it anyway
>been going on for a few years now
>still dumping my load in him every chance I get
>kinda worried that he's fallen in love with me
>probably bound to blow up into drama eventually
>but w/e, might as well enjoy the ride
>>752718070
>>752718192
Whats up with thebshit advice in this thread, get drunk with your step sister and tell us what happens
>>752719959
Was just thinking the same. Where's everyone's sense of adventure?
Neither of the guys I like are probably going to return the feeling. One has a girlfriend and the other is leaving for Europe in a couple weeks.
I feel like orgasms are unsatisfactory because I'm cut. I wish there was a purge against the idiots who do that to kids.
Girlfriend says I have sexsomnia, been grabbing her in my sleep and thrusting, fapping, groppING her. I plan on raping her tonight while I'm 'sleeping'
i want my girlfriend to peg me
>>752719959
It's not a step sister, it's a half sister.
I dunno if that matter to you, but incest babies sounds like a bad time to me.
>>752707091
If this story is true you’re an austistic fuck. Yes!! She is into you. Stop being a bitch and have some confidence.
>>752719959
Probably gonna try this
>>752720289
How can you know if you’ve never experienced it? How can you be sure that what others are experiencing isn’t just as good as what you experience?
>>752720696
Do it faggot etc. Remember to report back.
>>752706981
My wife has always had a rape fantasy and told me that if i wanted sex from her I ad to take it
I took it n beat her up doing so
she got pregnant
We dont have consenual sex anymore.
>>752720775
I know that there are a lot of nerves in the foreskin and that it's there for a reason. I don't know how other people's orgasms are, but I just wish I had the choice over my own penis.
>>752714964
I used to fuck my little sister. She took care of me whenever I needed it. Good memories, no regrets. I even knocked her up when she was 15...had the kid which I fucked for several years too.
I fuck trannies. At this point I've fucked about thirty of them. Only two of my friends know.
I love my girlfriend, but sometimes I wish our sex life was different. She's almost completely sexually submissive well I'm a Switch who would normally lean heavily towards submissive. So now I'm stuck being dominant in almost every interaction. And honestly I just want to have her control me completely.
But last time we talked about it she ended up in tears because she didn't think she "could be what I needed," and was terrified we would break up because of it.
I've thought about talking about maybe us getting some 3rd person to dominate both of us, but I'm not sure either of us could do that kind of relationship.
I guess my tl;dr: Gf and I are both sexually submissive. I can and am willing to dom her, but I miss being submissive. Unfortunately we both have anxieties and fears that make this a difficult situation.
>>752721238
Look on the bright side, at least you're not this guy >>752721204
>>752721348
Neither is he.
I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.
>>752721048
Fair enough
Nothing serious but I have a GF.
Every weekend i go out with my lads to the pub and get piss, we ussually go with prostitutes.
I still love her, a lot but I just cant stop going with prostitutes.
>>752721553
Np, this will end well for you
>>752721204
Yeah I didn't do the last bit. Hope you didn't either..
>>752721553
Yes you can, you just don't want to.
You're not the victim of evil scheming prostitutes, fucking them is you decision and a you using your agency.
>>752714964
Kind of feel bad for her, but also turned on.
>>752706981
My wife has always had a rape fantasy and told me that if i wanted sex from her I ad to take it
I took it n beat her up doing so
she got pregnant
We dont have consensual sex anymore.
I sometimes let my brother fuck my wife because he got divorced last year and he's depressed.
Here's a secret. I cheated on my wife 2 weeks ago. Wasn't my intentions actually. Drove a few hours with some close friends across the border to a show. Near the headliner, this 25 year old Cali girl is jumping around the pit. Can't remember how it happened but we started talking. Oh , I told her she can put all her merch in my car so she wouldn't lose it. All 4 or 5 of us are drinking outside, innocently and drunk. Next band comes on, I see her in the pit. She says let's go get a beer upstairs. I'm like ya that's a good idea, why not. We are siting at the table, by ourselves. Im good with my words, I say wanna go back down or should we be bad. She says what do you mean and grabs my thighs. I said do you want to go watch or go to the parking lot and fuck. She grabs my cock. We go outside about 2 buildings down, behind a semi right in front of a camera haha. Sucks me off, fuck her, make her squirt and cum 3 times. Went back inside and my friends are like where were you. I'm like oh just had a smoke the Cali girl got me a beer.
True story.
Cali girls like Canadians, and now hpv woops.
>>752722017
Post moar
>>752721732
u wut m8?
>>752706981
I am a teacher and I am an alcoholic
>>752721287
Dude your Gf seems massively lazy. It seems that she doesn't want to do the efforts she wants from you.
>>752722349
And the problem is?
>>752707602
You have been posting this in 3 different treads this is really you?
>>752722349
They all are.
>>752722180
not much more to it. The girl likes to be slapped around and degraded
>>752722376
I know she's not just being a lazy lover. Where as I'm comfortable switching, she has this innate need to be submissive
I feel like the roles are different with my relationship with my girlfriend. The roles are like she's the dude and Im the chick sometimes especially when it comes to flirting and sexual things. Because she really wants to get in my pants but she tries to keep it a secret. She's got a high sex drive and I'm 4 years younger than her, she's experienced at sex while I'm an 18 year old virgin. She's had a boyfriend before and tends to rush things but I like taking it slow and sometimes I like to tease her. She's pretty cute and great to flirt with too though.
>>752722581
Not only that but she's a bit overweight and plays a lot of games and watches a lot of anime while I only do that sometimes.
>>752720639
Well, its kinda sad that I've never had a gf at this point. Let alone been on a date with someone. Sooo Yea.
Atleast theres next time with her
I used to go into her room and jerk off in her panties and bras. Anyone want panty pics?
Friend of mine made this video
Don’t know what to think about it
Made me laugh but i also was quite annoyed
Don’t want to be the asshole you know
Here is link
https://youtu.be/sVXZPgGXaVQ
>>752706981
I was sexually abused repeatedly as a kid by a family member and took all the shame and responsibility of secrecy upon myself. I'm only now talking to a therapist about it.
The truth will set you free. Believe me.
I'm a sociopath. AMA.
>>752723133
Yeah please
>>752723415
What happened?
>>752722077
Do u watch? How did this start?
>>752723415
I was also. The physical abuse was worse then the sexual abuse. I have always been very open about it to people who know me. The only major side effects I notice is that I am pretty cold hearted about feelings. I also became a completely different person when I ran away from home and started a life. My decision at 16 was suicide or give life a chance. I figured being on my own was the only option. Other then for a legal reason at 18 I havent ever spoke to family, parents since. I am 38
>>752717817
Tell story
i had an ongoing gay sex relationship with my older brother from when i was like 9, he regularly fucked me in the ass and i used to suck his cock. i thought it was normal and i'm not really traumatized by it but i have 0 relationship with him since i was like 14
I just fingered a 9yo
>>752724173
Supposedly she gave amazing blowjobs.
>>752724014
at the same time since i thought it was normal i used to do sexual things with my 6 year old sister which hurts me very much to think about
>>752723888
I've watched a few times. He's always fancied her and it just went from a drunken discussion and eventually ended up happening. He gets pretty down about his divorce and it lets him relieve a bit of tension.
>>752724305
Like the look of this pair more anymore
>>752706981
fucked niece, when she was way younger, got away with it
>>752724559
Hi uncle Dave.
>>752724559
her age?
>>752717817
Why the fuck is he wesring a skirt?
>>752724419
For an asian girl she had a nice ass, I can only imagine how well her ass filled those panties.
>>752721048
Dude fr though, most people who get circumcised after they start masturbating/having sex say there is very little if any difference in feeling after it's completely healed. Unless they fucked up your circumcision then you're not experiencing any desensitization.
>>752724725
He's Scottish.
>>752724253
does she orgasm with him? how does his cock compare to yours? does he cum inside her?
>>752724253
How does your wife take it? I wouldn't let my brother near my wife. Or anyone else. Oh hell no.
>>752706981
I love my wife.
My close friend loves her wife.
I have had a crush on my friend for over a year now. Now she has feelings for me, first guy she's been interested in for about 20 years.
We're slowly planning the logistics of our affair.
Girlfriend out of town.
Girl I like calls me and asks if she can come over and have a drink. I thought fuck yea why not.
Girl cancels last minute.... fml
>>752724831
He can make her orgasm, yeah. He's got a similar length cock but probably a bit more girth. She's in the pill so he usually finishes inside her.
>>752724645
at the time, "as the james bond says" his codename
I want to try swinging/open relationship deal with my wife. The concept has come up before casually and she's said she's against it. How do I convince her to try it?
>>752724993
This will surely not blow up in your face and ruin the lives of 4 people.
>>752724921
How do you mean take it? The situation or his dick?
I'm sleeping with two married women and working on a third.
>>752724795
Man I'm jealous of those panties they're sexy and look comfy as fuck
>>752724826
So what?
People used to wesr spats and Top hats here...doesnt mesn you have to on your wedding day.
>>752725211
Don't. Just don't.
>>752725211
Wait for her to visibly drool over some other person, lean over and softly ask her if she is still sure about the no go on swinging.
>>752725292
I'm not judging you, but I do hope you die in a fire.
I wish life would stand still momentarily so I could sort all of this shit out.
There's really little point in contemplating when everything changes directly because of it.
Do memories still work the same as they do?
You said Hell was inescapable, and that it only grew worse with time.
Self-amplifying.
Where am I now?
I hope we cross paths again, with me more emotionally sound this time.
If not, then I'll just leave him somewhere in a ditch.
I see now that it was his intention all along.
He deserves nothing less, since everyone else has been so quick to tell me of what I do.
Prepare though, please.
It won't change anything in the end.
My partner hapilly helped me accumulate 4k worth of debt when he was broke, and now the shoe is on the other foot he always says he will help me pay stuff but he never does
>>752725180
*On. Not in.
>>752725197
greentext that shit please
>>752725301
Perhaps he just likes how it looks and feels.
People of different cultures wear different things, it just is anon.
>>752721287
I met my wife many years ago. We used to fuck like rabbits.
We dated for an unusually long time before getting married.
After being married for a few years, sex just isn't that important to her. Meanwhile, I'm Captain Testosterone, constantly horny, and shit.
So now I'm about to embark upon my first affair. Never thought I'd be this guy.
Don't be me. If the sex isn't working with your gf for any reason, don't prolong the inevitable.
Be kind, but break up.
Been fucking my uncle since I was a teenager.
Wasn't abusive or anything. I was actually the one who "started it"... had a crush on him basically ever since I hit puberty, and took quite a bit of convincing on my part before he finally let me in his pants. Been screwing ever since. Don't get to see each other as often nowadays, but we still hook up whenever we get a chance.
>>752725419
>was always into petit gals
>at first didnt want to accept my perversion that my niece is just the way i like when she hit puberty
>but i couldnt do anything about it, always thinking of her, so took the chance
>i was always the favorite uncle
>whenever they visited me she spent all the time playing and goofing around with me
>when she was in puberty i used the fact her hormones going crazy
>jokes with sexual innuendo, nasty jokes, sexy stuff, showed her some of my comic collection
>need to specify i have some nasty hentai shit in collection
>got her some booze to try what is like when her father isnt around
>cigs too
>she liked it all
>made me even bigger in her eyes, we did all "cool" thing together
>after some time i got so big we started texting each other on daily basis
>of course i used the chance and played my cards right, so texting turned into sexting
>it was all new to her, she felt like doing something dangerous and it seemed cool
>naturally i put a lot of effort into starting sexting her but after that it was a matter of time before she sent me her nudes
>>752711040
Does she still talk to you?
>>752725298
Yeah the yellow ones were one of my favorite pairs to jerk off with. I would watch porn while I jerked off with the panties wrapped around my dick. Made watching porn a whole lot better.
>>752725217
This may sound like the response of a teenage edgelord, but...
If it does I'll just an hero.
She's literally my 10/10 and if I get to fuck her even once, I can die happy.
>>752725796
I really hope you don't have kids if that is your solution.
>>752725657
>we got that far that i convinced her to even take nudes with her bff
>it was like a game "shhhhh she wouldnt know" and i will rate which one has better body
>naturally like the first time she sent nudes i praised nieces body
>it was just a matter of time i collect as many stuff as i can without sending anything myself
>time for blackmailing
>told her i will put it on the internet as anon, and make sure her father,mother,friends,family everyone see it.
>even if she tells who i am it doesnt matter to me, i got nothing to loose
>she fell for it
>she has to do anything i want as long as i thing is needed
>after that i give her the files to delete them herself
>fucked her several times
>every time they visited or i got to their place i found the time and place to stay alone with her and make her do what is needed
>the whole thing lasted for a year
>bro got job offer in another town
>there was a word about leaving town already
>she used the chance and incorporated the false story about not fitting in school, hard time, depression, love for the new town.....
>of course it was a matter of time with her cards played right
>they left the town and she menaged to "escape and leave the past behind"
>never told anyone about it
>till this day when we meet somewhere we both act like it was nothing
>but she is of course, not so close to me anymore
>even tho she acts i can see in her eyes sometimes when she looks at me that she remembers everything so damn good
>sure will for the rest of her life
>>752725529
That's the thing we're both sex maniacs inn fact I'd say she initiates more often.
The issue is more that we're both very very kinky. And I'm a switch leaning towards submissive. I guess I can be dominant for her. But I miss being submissive and she's completely submissive
>>752725359
She's only done that over Ryan gostling.
Not even in to dudes, but id do him
It's not so much that I want her to bang other dudes, it's just that lately she's been boring as fuck and I know I could fuck a few of her friends. And id really like to
>>752724764
I like how you have to qualify that. Asian women have bodies like teenage boys. Which I guess is the reason for their popularity.
>>752725376
Word salad or schizo?
You decide!
>>752725780
Kind of.
>>752711360
How did that come about?
>>752725972
>or
lol
Don't be a goon. You're better than that.
>>752725921
So the details are different but it comes down to you not being satisfied with your sexual compatibility or chemistry.
Find someone with whom you are.
>>752725968
Why don't you talk to her about you feeling bored with your sex life and perhaps working together on changing it?
My girlfriend is only into bdsm and I only want vanilla sex, I'm not sure what to do.
>>752722077
My gawd, I do this. Except he's not depressed he's just a complete fucking loser. And girlfriend not wife, but still..
>>752726298
I have. Multiple times. Well try new stuff once or twice and then it's back to the same old monotony of her laying in her back or her stomach with very little to no foreplay. And God forbid I lock the dogs out of the bedroom for 20 minutes so we can fuck
>>752724082
story, please
>>752725970
Yeah you can't imagine how many times I wanted to squeeze that ass
>>752726818
Are you doing things that make her feel sexy?
Like little considerations that makes her feel appreciated.
If you do and it's the same, she sounds like a lazy partner.
>>752725292
story?
How do you have contact with so many? How prevent tattling? What about pregnancy... they're too young for bcp.
>>752726894
And she was so cute and tiny too
>>752720472
Sounds great now, but you'll regret it
>>752723903
Hang in there dude
>>752718041
well to be fair guys usually make life hell for women on the internet, but tits or gtfo
>>752726942
I do. I complement her daily, kiss her whenever I can. I squeeze her ass at the grocery store and she blushes and gets all giggly. I've been working out regularly foe the past year to try and look better for her, but the only one that's really noticed is her friend who I've seen giving me looks across the room when we hang out, going out of her way to be touchy with me, and is incredibly unhappy in her marriage. The only reason. They're still together is because he makes $120k/year and she makes less than 30 in a high end salon because she kind of sucks.
Any advice getting over people? I know I don't like her but its been 3 months and shes the only one...
>>752727417
Try bringing your wife along to your workout sessions, make a point out of telling her how sexy her working out is to you.
If the problem isn't with you, it's probably her self esteem fucking you over.
>>752727591
Honestly tried that too, along with at home workouts. I came out in a pair of underwear today to help clean the house for a dinner party were having tonight and tried to have some fun and clean in our underwear. She laughed it off and handed me a broom.
It's like she's completely unwilling to try anything new at all. We've both cheated on eachother in the past, and it's out in the open. I think both of us were more sorry we for caught. Hence the idea of a sort of open relationship. Not completely though, id like to set rules or whatever. Like never at our house, no trying to hide it. One person doesn't initiate contact with another person until the other has. I don't want her to have fucked 4 other dudes while I'm struggling to bag one, and vice versa.
We had a 3 day with another guy when we were teenagers. Wasn't great but wasn't that bad. Would habe been alot better if we could have added a girl next but that never happened.
Had sex with my little brother for almost two years. He sorta "blackmailed" me into it. Or at least that was my excuse at the time. I'm sure I could've taken control and stopped it, but honestly I enjoyed it. I just felt guilty about it. Finally stopped when I moved out and left for college.
Majorly fucked up our relationship, of course. We don't talk about it now, but its this awkward unspoken thing, always hanging over our heads. I avoid being alone with him cause I know if he tries to start something, I'll probably let it happen.
I think I'm going to end it soon. I struggle to find any meaning in life and my unhappiness and loneliness grows everyday. I haven't had a hard life and there's no reason I shouldn't be successful and happy, but I'm not and I'm so tired.
I just wish I wasn't the way that I am.
>>752728355
Have you told her that her lack of enthusiasm is affecting you detrimentally and that it is basically souring the relationship for you?
Anyone wanting to ask or share about a certain """topic""", but are too afraid to get b& or v&?
>>752728450
Have you asked for help from a professional yet?
>>752727152
Care to explain?
>>752728613
Is your topic an admission of a crime or you being underage?
>>752728538
I haven't told her exactly how bad it is. It'll simply turn into a fight and turn into my fault. I've brought it up and sugarcoated it to remain tactful and civil, and she seemed sincere in her apology and promised to work on it but that lasted all of 2 weeks, and here we are.
I dig through the trash of waxing parlors. I steal the wax/pubes and fap to them. I have over 1200 wax/pube balls
>>752728840
You gotta tell her anon.
If you tell her that her lack of enthusiasm is making you feel inadequate and have you considering cheating, it might shake her out of her indifference.
If not and things go belly up, at least you're free to fuck other people.
>>752713766
> things my wife would never even attempt.
You'd be amazed at the amount of things you can teach her to do. Even if those seem "impossible" at some point.
>>752710287
just sit alone. Nobody is looking at you.
And if they are it's a minority, and their insecure thus trying to look at u and vent those feelings directed to you rather themselves.
>>752725903
Nice pasta faggot
>>752706981
I'm heterosexual.
>>752728625
No, my school offers some free counselling services but I've heard bad things about it. I'm expecting to come into some money next month so I plan on just buying some pills/drugs on the dark net to ride this bitch out. Maybe some psychedelics will help, if not at least I'll have some other shit to numb myself.
>>752713766
women have no independent ethical standards. If you have power over her, then she'll acquiesce.
>>752729674
Go find actual help anon, adding drugs to suicidal thoughts is like putting a bandaid on a unwound in the gut.
Fucked my mom
>>752729856
unwound?
gun wound*
I realized I'll never be able to have a normal job. I did it for a while but really can't stand work relations with other people. As in I'd rather dumpster dive than 9-5.
I'm 39 and manage to make a living thanks to three suicidal real state operations that against all odds ended in success.
Here's my secrets.
So I watch Jake Paul and Logan Paul vlogs.
I can't go into too much detail here I suppose but my sexual desires are very forceful.
I use to torture insects when I was a child. Never animals though, well I stabbed a pigeon in front of my dad once but I thought it was dead already, I just didn't care when I seen that it wasn't. *shrugs*
I've cheated on every single girl I've ever dated, I think it's around 20.
I've had some of my friends gf's come to me wanting fucked and I have 100% of the time out of disgust rejected them aggressively.
I think that's about it I'll let u guys know if there's more lol
>>752729674
Bro I recommend trying acid/shrooms/dmt before you end it, worst case is you have the best experience of your life and you still wanna kill yo self but knowing you had the best time if your life and best case is you get the best experience ever and don't wanna kill yoself but hey whaddoiknowimjustawhitenigga
>>752729862
I really hope that's true anon, it'd mean she really loves you
>>752730285
Yea bro was fucked she once threatened to call the cops months later when she was drunk n the next morning she came into me and said let's forget everything lol
>>752723903
Well, consider a therapist. If your relationships or emotional wellbeing are suffering, it means the abuse hasn't been resolved within you yet. It's not too late, ever. People carry really heavy shit to the grave, and you don't want to be one of those people.
>>752706981
My wife invited her sister and her sisters boyfriend over one night for drinks, he ended up passing out in the bathroom so we put him in the guest bed... my wife and I went back to the room. My wife passed out drunk and was not in the mood to fool around. About 30 minutes later I went to the kitchen to get bread and water and her sister was standing in front of the fridge completely naked. I was so drunk I stood there staring, the light from the fridge showed all her amazing curves. She saw me and sort of covered up to walk past me. I ended up grabbing her arm as she walked by because I was so drunk and horny. Long story short i we fucked in the garage. It's now been over a month and I'm scared to death my wife will find out but her sister has cheated on her boyfriend while drunk before and he took her back, but he said he wouldn't take her back if it happened again so I don't think she'll say anything as long as they stay together.
>>752723651
stfu
>>752706981
I'm currently having sex with someone and it's a secretly that could ruin their employment and possibly future employment.
>>752729862
Same
>>752730940
her age?
Also, what about cum and pregnancy? What she on bcp?
>>752706981
my wife is fucking her personal trainer twice a week and I often listen and have sloppy seconds when he goes
>>752729080
one of the weirder things i've seen on /b/ right here
I killed a man with nothing left to live for. He had no family besides his sister and he had neglected to contact her before and during our planning. Before meeting me he was limited to living within his own van as well as staking out for food at homeless shelters. All in all he shredded his information, nearly obscuring himself completely, but the outliers did not matter for this man was neither important nor rich.
Over the course of a year we contemplated, shared our stories, and prepared ourselves for the event. Then he finally settled on a location where it would be done. I bought the gun he asked for specifically. There we were, him with his knees nestled into the grass and me standing a few feet behind with the weapon in my hand. It had occurred to me many times before that maybe I should have given him a place to stay, he was a good man, he could stay with me. But once the idea had been brought up he rejected it, saying nothing could remove the pain. The only thing that could possibly help him now was a bullet in the brain.
No last words were uttered, he conformed to his objective, and I fired away. To make sure he was dead I beat his body for a moment.I felt a rush of emotion from the ordeal. Nothing since has came even remotely close to resembling the adrenaline rush I had. My hands were shaking and billions of thoughts were rushing through the inner sanctum of my mind. I felt nauseous and threw up on the way home. In that moment and the days following after I got over myself and felt as if I could accomplish anything.
i didn't properly take backups for 2.5 months at a large pharma company and left the job without ever saying anything about it.
>>752707091
She's going to leave you because you're indecisive, timid, callow, and finicky. You need to man the fuck up and accept that this is going to happen and when it does you need to be ready to make serious changes in your life anon.
Starting with taking up smoking.
Real men smoke, nothing like a Marlboro or Newport to start your day and get you on the right track.
Remember, if she's willing to smoke and risk cancer, she'll fuck you and risk a sexually transmitted disease
>which is a good thing, because your doctor doesn't have the heart to tell you but you contracted some shit many moons ago through no fault of your own (probably not sex)
>>752731352
how did you meet?
>>752731402
hope you stole some useless but expensive hardware too, for the full IT dude cycle
>>752719922
Any good stories?
>>752723133
We want you to get your life together anon and stop being the person you've been living as for so long. You have potential but you're squandering it on being a shitty person.
Also, we all know about what you do in your spare time and while we can't really judge you for it, we CAN tell you that you should probably try to stop.
My friend cancelled her wedding and I found out about it yesterday.
Last night we got drunk and made out at a friends wedding, she’s still engaged.
Have I fucked up by not going in to smash whilst she was in a bad place?
>>752731214
I'm 28, my wife is 25, her sister is 23... No she's not on birth control, my wife has been trying to talk her into it for over a year now so she won't get pregnant with her BF but hasn't. My pull out game has always been strong, and actually when I told her I was about to cum she jumped off and started sucking, I went in her mouth, not gonna lie it was the hottest sex I've ever had in my life but I'm scared now. I am white, my wife's family is Spanish and her sisters boyfriend is Mexican so i wouldn't be able to cover it up that way. I'm sure I didn't go in her though
>few years ago
>be 19
>parents divorced
>moved in with mom because dad had 0 interest in being an actual father
>mom finds new guy
>dude's alright
>later find out he's a massive alcoholic
>drunk regularly
>mom makes him quit drinking
>holy shit, he actually stops for a few weeks
>withdrawal kicks in
>gets home completely wasted
>mom kicks him out
>she's crying for hours, telling me about all the men she had in her life and how awful they all treated her
>try to calm her down and tell her it's not her fault
>ask her if she wants to go for a walk or drive around to clear her head
>we drive to basically the middle of nowhere and she just keeps talking about how awful everyone has treaten her
>just keep trying to be supportive
>we come home in the middle of the night
>mom thanks me for supporting her and gives me a hug
>hug her back
>suddenly she gives me a really deep kiss like she wanted me like nothing else in this world
>she pulls back and sees my errection
>she says nothing, I say nothing
>she closes the door to her bedroom and we both go to bed
Nobody talked about it ever since and to this day I wonder if she wanted to have sex with me
>>752724993
Your wife knows and she's planning to divorce you and take more than half of your shit and then do something horrible that will fuck over not only you but several members of your family.
>>752730940
Deny
Deny
Deny
>>752725376
You're a melodramatic whiny fucking bitch and you should be beaten with a rubber mallet until you forget how to form complete sentences.
On NYE last year I was raped by an 11 and 12yo. I've never told anyone because of the ethical implications of what might happen to me.
>>752731502
i have panic attacks daily because of it. i just kinda forgot to change them out and i know it's just common negligence, but like. i'm paranoid now that they're coming after me or out to get me.
I keep the fact that i was recently raped secret from my boyfriend because he's a depressive and lost his parents not long ago and I don't think he could cope.
>>752725406
Because neither of you should be accumulating debt you dumb bitch.
If it was hard enough trying to dig him out, why the fuck would you think he'd be happy to help you do the same after?
It proves you're stupid because you're playing some little kid game of "I do for you so you should do for me"
nobody's gonna help someone who sees how hard things are the first time around and then dives back in for a second round.
>FUCK, you're fuckin stupid.
I went to a gay diaper fetish party for Halloween
yes it was as cringey as you are thinking.
>>752731917
what the fuck happend
>>752732111
Trips demand further explanation of the main event
>>752724250
He probably thinks you hate him and is scared to talk to you. You should try to reach out to him... maybe he’ll fuck you in the ass again faggot
>>752732165
I'm not keeping tabs on shit, he was always the one who said he would help me out when the chips were down.
All I want to do is live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere like a hermit.
>>752732291
Well then...
>>752732507
Then go do that.
>>752731915
You have zero conception of what's going on so have no place to decide what's being dramatic.
>hurgaburgadurgadurgagdur
Is all the came across as.
>>752731595
Alright I'll try :)
Do you want more though?
>>752732267
Got followed home from the pub by two blokes and 'escorted' into some portakabin near a building site. Was there for a couple of hours.
>>752732689
Yes I have.
>>752708715
How old were you? Was it urges to cum inside her?
>>752732875
Gladly post everything you have
