Alright /b/, I have 188 matches on Tinder. Dubs decides what i say to the next girl in line.
>>752595833
あー、あー、あー、セックスやりたいな
あー、気持ちいいな
あー、セックス気持ちいいな
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい
鼻血が出るほどいい
マンコは気持ちいい
ぬるぬるしていい
プルンプルン、もしもし?
僕はチンコが大好き、チンコが硬い
でもやっぱりマンコが一番 ぬるぬる
毎日入れたいな
ケツの穴にも入れたいかも知れないな
僕はセックス大好き、一番大好き
セックスやりたいな
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
少しだけマンコをペロペロ
僕はセックス大好き
いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
チンコをマンコに入れたいな
あー、気持ちいいな、入れたい
僕はファミリーマートで立ち読み、毎日セックスまじやりたい
、僕はセックスやりたい
生麦、生米、生ハメ
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
中出し、中出し、中出し、大好き
もしもし?
もしもし?
俺はチンコをマンコに入れて、ぬるぬる、ぬるぬるしたいよ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ
ぬるぬる、ぬるぬる、美味しマンコ
>>752595833
Cuck me
kek
Jag frågar efter saker att säga på fucking /b/ på 4chan som en riktig fucking bög för jag vet inte vad jag ska säga till horor som dig på tinder för jag är en beta fag.
>>752595980
that
I have a girlfriend. So dont talk to me. Or ill tell my girlfriend.
>might be gay
>just wanna see a reaction
Daily reminder
Fuck Paul Walker and
In the 80's the American dollar was very strong, and due to currency exchange rates, you could fly to Europe, buy and import a car for less money than you could buy one in the US. Foreign car dealers in the US such as Mercedes lobbied the US Government to stop this practice because their American franchises were losing sales and the 25 year law was the terrible solution. Good old fashioned corporate protectionism.
>>752595833
ey bby u wan sum fuk
>>752595980
diz
>>752595980
FUCKING THIS
>DEPZ GOT
>>752595833
Hey, are you ok with me being a transsexual?
>>752596088
winrar
>>752596066
winrar
I want naked Will Smith to come into my room, kiss me on my forehead and wish me a good night
>>752596066
then when the hoe responds
>>752596088
Is OP a faggot, or he is he not? That is the question.
>>752595916
lol this is according to translate.com:
Uh, uh, uh, sex Ah, feels good, Oh, sex feels good I love sex and always wants to put sex, want to do everyday sex Dick pussy Ah, feeling good, better nose bleeds I want pussy feels good slimy good Costume, Hello? I love Dick, a Dick hard too... most slimy every day I want may want to put the ass I love sex and I love sex most wanted a little pussy just a little lick, lick a little pussy licking's Just a little pussy licking I love sex and always wants to put sex, want to do everyday sex Dick pussy Ah, feels good, I'd browse at FamilyMart and daily sex really sex I want, want raw oats, uncooked rice, bareback, cumshot, Cumshot, love nakadashi, cumshot, in, love Hello? Hello? My Dick into pussy, slimy, slimy and want to slimy, slimy, delicious pussy with slimy, slimy, delicious pussy
>>752596088
>>752596066
>>752596184
ofc you pick harambe to send this to
>>752596172
it's a pink gay song and there are better translations for it you dumdum.
>>752596223
fucking kek
>if doopz, say "i hate niggers niggers niggers niggers, niggers are shitty and they always smell, don't report plz"
>>752596223
I figure she would be okay with my hetrosexuality
>>752596245
>i hate niggers niggers niggers niggers, niggers are shitty and they always smell, don't report plz
>>752596230
I mean like i said its according to translate.com you fucking idiot
>>752596261
dat
>DOEPZ GIT
>>752596269
But why go to translate.com and get a shit translation that isn't coherent or funny either.
>>752596277
winrar
>>752595833
winrar
>>752596277
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Hey babes. Wanna go to Trader Joe's and have a good time?
BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!! infowars.com
>>752595833
Kim looks hot, post more of her
>>752596379
reroll
So OP is just a fucking handsome dude? Or is tinder only attention shit
i hate white peopleand men, wanna fuk?
>DIPS GOT
>>752596277
Winrar boi
dtf?
>>752596523
roll
>>752596430
kek rolling
Do you think Sandy Hook was a hoax?
My penis is as big as your pinky ;)
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
did you know bush did eight eleven?
if you see a CIA nigger, run them over
they glow in the dark
I secretly live in Logan and go to the local brothels where i request scat sex
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want you to take your virginity
>>752596626
this is gold anon
do you have a little sister?
>>752596716
it's shit teir pasta
>>752596703
reroll
Is 3 inches enough?
I want to dress up as a pony with a tail in my arse while you ride me
>>752596856
Come on man, i dont want to lie to the girl.
2.8 inches on a good day
we must secure the existance of our race, and a future for white children
is aids a problem for you?
>>752596789
reollin
>>752596922
winrar
>>752596922
kekrar
What do you think of Ajit Pai
>>752596922
>>752596029
rolling for this
>>752597003
>>752596342
>>752596210
>>752596184
nobody responded?
obviously fugly LOL
Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that can't wait for the night
I hate to think I've been blinded baby
Why can't I see you tonight?
And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin'
And the thrill of your touch gives me fright
And I'm shaking so much, really yearning
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
Yeah, it's all right.
And if you promised you'd love so completely
and you said you would always be true
You swore that you would never leave me, baby:
What ever happened to you?
And you thought it was only in movies
As you wish all your dreams would come true
It ain't the first time believe me, baby
I'm standin here feeling blue
Yeah I'm blue
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
Another ten minutes no longer
And then I'm turning around
The clock on the wall's moving slower
My heart it sinks to the ground
And the storm that I thought would blow over
Clouds the light of the love that I found
Now my body is starting to quiver
And the palms of my hands getting wet
I've got no reason to doubt you baby,
It's all a terrible mess
I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless
When I'm breathless I'll run till I drop, hey
The thoughts of a fool's kind of careless
I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block, oh yeah
Light of the love that I found
Light of the love that I found
Light of the love that I found...
KILL ALL KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>752597033
Probably that...
Or that its 2 am.
Ill make a new thread tomorrow night with any responses that come through.
>>752597033
winrar
lets fuck
wanna see my dick?
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior the Zucc?
>>752597033
sending shit like this is aids thou.
let me tell you about the jews
Taylor Swift or Beyonce?
Hey are you a Barbra Streisand, 'cause I'm super wet for you.
>>752597200
FUCKING KEK
>>752597200
winrar
>>752597200
Winrar
I hate the jews because they, like fucking cockroaches, didn't die in the holocaust
>>752597258
I-I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations)
Close my eyes, she's somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know she must be kind
When I look in her eyes
She goes with me to a blossom world
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop bop)
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Good vibrations, oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations)
(Ahh)
(Ah, my my, what elation)
I don't know where but she sends me there
(Oh, my my, what a sensation)
(Oh, my my, what elation)
(Oh, my my, what)
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin'
(Ahh)
Good, good, good, good vibrations (Oom bop bop)
(I'm pickin' up good vibrations) (Oom bop bop)
She's giving me excitations (Excitations, oom bop bop)
Good, good, good, good vibrations
Na na na na na, na na na
Na na na na na, na na na (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Do do do do do, do do do (Bop bop-bop-bop-bop, bop)
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
>>752597288
winrar
what's y'all matchs numbers
fun fact: the holocaust did never happen
send voice mail telling me to eat my cum please
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
>>752596230
Got a link to that shit? Don't care enough to search it up for myself but it seems like you'd love to share it with the crowd so... You ready to ctrl+v that shit yet?
>>752597288
>>752597313
Paris, tu veux baiser?
>>752597345
kek
>>752597313
88. Fucked one, second base with another and dated a third for over a year. Moderately selective with my right/left swipes, what's your stats? How many have you met out of those 1400 matches?
I'm guessing 20 in total over the span of 3 years.
wanna lynch some niggers with me next friday?
>>752597288
hitler's dubs for the bitch bois
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>752597431
Thanks, OP.
On a scale of 1-10, how badly do you think you'd break it if you just laid the weight of your big toe on it?
(dubs get for OP to write the question above, looking for results.)
>>752597536
Im actually curious to what she replies
ongo bongo fucc nigga poppin caps up in dey kfc watermelon
>>752597408
Here is the song with lyris in english and jap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnxGSEY8-8
>>752597448
Oui si t'es une gonzesse
>>752595833
How can u have that much matches? The F do u look like?
>>752597572
She'll umatch, too many red flags to even start a conversation with and too much text to bother reading/replying too.
I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
>>752597572
Who wouldn't be? It's one of the greatest pop rock songs of all time.
>>752597593
Lmfao, this was even cheesier than I thought it'd be. Holy fuck this is borderline cringey. Hope they didn't create this shit seriously, lol.
>>752597622
winner
>>752597494
dated 5, then i find my actual GF and i keep swiping for the lulz time to time.
Been using tinder for halt and a year
hows about nine inches sound to you?
I have about two.
>>752597622
Checkem OP
im here for pussy
>>752597650
Indeed it is cringy. The whole point of the album (and all of his pink gay songs) is to be satire.
>>752597700
winrar
>>752597700
Want me to send "Checkem OP" to someone?
You look like my mother, makes me horny in a way
Fuck trump
>>752597758
yes
56%
The sky's fallin', baby,
Drop that ass 'fore it crash.
>>752597822
WINRAR MOTHERFUCKER
>>752597722
>>752595833
Pro-tip if you take a turd and put it in the freezer you can fuck your pussy with your own shit.
have you heard the tragedy of darth Plagueis the wise?
>>752597822
>>752597867
I want to lick dandruff off your scalp, if you are into that of course ;)
>>752597973
roll
I love that op is sending all the incidental dubs
>>752598035
reroll
>>752597913
Eh just gonna reroll this once
Rolling for trips
Mind if my daughter joins us? She likes a good shag to test out her new mommy.
>>752598051
Compared to some of the shit people are posting they are actually not too bad
>>752598144
you are winner
Do you mind if I 4chan while we have some coffee this weekend?
If I finish inside you you have to buy the plan b
Me & you together = dream team
Have you heard the tragedy of 4chan?
>>752598144
>>752598171
oh ffs.....
>>752598144
kek
Life is a padlock with many keyholes.
Show me bobs and vagene
Life as a mexican is very hard, you have to find time to sleep 25 hours every day
The sky is the limit
>>752598292
diz
>DEPZ GET
Sometimes I think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams.
>>752598305
<sazdfgh<gsed
Its time to send the niggers back to Africa, can I get an amen?
>>752598322
winwinwin
>>752598322
amenget
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@jacobsartorius
Nov 20
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i just want u to know i love ur smile
>>752598186
>Rolling
>>752598322
The only right thing to do is hang them from trees.
>>752598322
kek
>>752598322
>>752598345
>>752598366
what a waste of a get
all i want 4 christmas is a kiss from u
wana see gay pubes?!
I want to licky licky the kitty
I bet you were a sexy toddler. You like the kids?
>>752598186
Rerolling
>>752598433
winrur
>>752598433
keik
>>752598433
How i get banned from tinder.... rip
>>752598402
Transexual bipolar pedophile detected
Know why they call me Harvey Weinstein?
"You know, I never understood this dating site."
"It's Tinder; what's to understand?"
"I've got nothing. Let's throw things at the bear!"
Dohohoho!
Why does 4chan suck, cant we go back to 2006
>>752598499
win.rar
owl i need is u
>>752598511
winnierarrie
>>752598533
you are winner
ever fucked a nigger?
would you like for me to shit in your cunt, it's a very similar experience
>>752598577
you are winner too
>>752598577
no u
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who lived in a little red bucket,
I don't know the rest.
>>752598511
>>752598599
WINRAR
>>752595833
Ask her how she feels about the state of South Sudan.
jet lagged
would you rather fuck a boy with the mind of me or me with the mind of your dad?
*tips fedora
*Excuse me madam, but would you be so inclined as to let me gently tongue your anus?
*I am a perfect gentlemen with class and will respect you like the goddess female you are.
*If you would like you can pick something out of my vast anime porn collection to play on the television while we make sweet love
* Tis all m'lady.
Chicken wings
>>752598644
WINNER IS HERE
>>752596626
Reroll
>>752598732
reroll
So many fucking dubs
>>752598689
Rolling
15 is the new 60. gonna go check myself into a retirement home.
Do you have a dog. Imma fuck the shit outta it
Op is not being a fag
I'm also shocked not even 1 reply to all these
please don't be dubs
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752598803
Roll
>>752598833
winrar
>>752598644
>>752598833
Kek
>>752598689
Reroll checkem
>>752598599
Tits or gtfo
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>752598577
[Be]lieve in [You]rself
>>752598899
winner
>>752598533
ffs there are so many.
>>752598899
WINRAR!!!
>>752598899
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The cops won't find you
>>752598499
I know where to hide a body
we go to school for many years but are never taught how to love & care for those around us who may be different or less fortunate...
I haven't masturbated in November and I think my cum is getting lumpy. My mom wont help, can you please?
thats stupid, so you just spam people with random shit, they dont even reply
whats so funny about that?
bunch of faggots
Gurl yo ass a cemetery cuz Imma bury my dick in it
I hope me being blind is okay with you?
>>752599044
WinRAR
>>752598803
ah yea thats gonna work
