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New celeb thread
Good morning friends. Have you kissed the screen for Taylor yet today?
first for mommy
>>752586766
f*ck
>>752586762
no but i spanked the monkey
Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment
>>752586762
No but I choked the chicken for Jewess Queen
>>752586822
If it wasn't to Taylor then it doesn't count.
>>752586798
I want her to live with me.
>>752586945
i dont remember who it was for tbh
>>752586838
Hi Rick!
>>752586838
Kek rick roll'd
Are brits awake yet
>>752586945
Taytay?
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>>752587027
no but keep posting them gorgeous legs
>>752586664
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
>>752587101
Learn to luv Frankie
>>752587217
will take notes
>>752587199
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
She's so pretty! <3 <3
>>752586987
That's not good Anon. Every fap session should be memorable.
>>752587070
That goes without saying, but G as well.
I want to kiss her forehead. :]
>>752587248
Honestly tho, what do you think of her
>>752587316
I like what I'm seeing. Gorgeous legs and a tight tummy.
>>752587273
She is. She really really is.
I go\tta get some shuteye sometime, anon.
I'm sure the spirit of Best Emma will carry on, though.
>>752587369
With 2 of her bandmates>>752587369
pey
>>752587369
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
>>752587485
blonde looks good too. still prefer frankie.
>>752587459
Have a good sleep
Of course she is truly best Emma and her spirit will never perish
>>752587199
rat face
>>752587536
>>752587656
thats delicious
>>752587709
>>752587829
good damn. tummy and legs so good
>>752587625
>>752587922
Go on, have a wank
>>752587964
what makes you think i'm not? :)
>>752587922
>>752587935
How many Best Emma posters are there?
>>752587935
>>752588013
>we are legion
>>752588007
>>752588070
>it's like an emaciated version of queen /b/
>>752588070
you've got kik?
>>752588111
Nope
>>752588148
shame. captcha sucks.
regardless, loving those legs
>>752587935
>>752588191
Just admit this Brit is perfect
>>752588285
her tits could be bigger :P
>>752588269
well then, call me a rodentophile
>>752588372
Me too! He can call me a rodentophile as well Jewess Queen! :3 qt 3.14
>>752588321
Didn't stop them falling out if her top
>>752588480
mmm fuck
>>752588505
>>752588581
the legwear makes me throb
>>752588601
Good morning Tayfriend. :]
>>752588638
>>752588638
Talk about Frankie pls
>>752588803
i wanna rub my cock on her thighs
>>752588837
No, talk about her
I love how even though time spent on 4chan inversely correlates to success in literally every life metric including finances, getting laid, and having functional relationships, but that one life experience you do have is such a precious source of self esteem to you that you lord it over some guy whose only crime was wanting to beat off to this chicks pictures which, frankly, I think we can all sympathise with. Maybe on the day you realise the person you call "boss" every day is a newfag will you realise whats standing between you and your dreams
>>752589109
>that trigger discipline
/thread
>>752588887
off by one
>>752588888
Who stole your get?
roll
Gonna keep this alive with more Tay.
>>752587199
Worst Emma
>>752589828
Stay triggered
Anyone get the american pickers chick some anon dated her.
>>752586762
>>752586945
>>752588601
she is hot but she looks like my mother.
>First two celebs
>>752586664
>Hayley Atwell
>>752586762
>TayTay
Can tell that this will be a shit thread
>>752587459
Are we ever going to see Best Emma nipples, bros? I need to fap to her tits before I died.
>>752590463
Congrats on having the sexiest mom in the world. :]
>>752590775
Can you just fuck off???
>>752588994
>>752590775
Can you just fuck off???
>>752590651
>Can tell that this will be a shit thread
>tell that this will be a shit thread
>that this will be a shit thread
>this will be a shit thread
>will be a shit thread
>be a shit thread
>shit thread
>shit
>>752586664
More bullshit crap same old "new" celeb pics. Go kill yourself you stupid fucktard. Not one new thing here.
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>>752591022
Who?
>>752590949
I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!
me on the left
>>752586766
>>752586822
>>752587377
>>752587922
>>752588066
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
>>752588111
Trips logged
Throat clogged
>>752590355
>>752591022
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
>>752591356
You wish.
Jewess Queen! My guardian angel! <3 <3 <3
>>752591465
FUCK YOU :(
>>752591356
Me on the right
Gotta bust a nut to Emma Watson
>>752591595
She's naked underneath her jacket?! O.o
>>752591596
cum on her gorgeous face
>>752591596
Everyday
>>752591596
Cute boy
>>752586664
>>752591621
>>752591622
I do just about everyday
>>752591504
:c
>>752591633
>>752591690
How does it feel to be stroking to a boy everyday, anon?
>>752591690
Or her amazing ass or legs
>>752591757
*his
>>752591757
I'm guilty of fapping to Em legs more often than not.
>>752591757
Even love her tits
>>752591797
Because fapping to emmanuel makes you feel gay?
>>752591802
they're great boobs
>>752591801
Holy fuck.
>>752591797
They are fantastic
>>752591832
Absolutely
>>752591841
Word in Hollywood is Emmanuel doesn't look after his feet
>>752591757
>>752591802
>>752591841
Haven't fapped yet today gonna blow a load for Emma
>>752591875
More tits
>>752591841
I've got to head to bed or I'd join you in a quick Em legs fap
>>752591688
WOW
>>752591900
Wonder how much cum has been spilled for her over the years
>>752591022
Honestly, I don't care what people say. I think she's hot as fuck.
>>752591961
>>752591961
Not enough, but I'm gonna add to it as much as I can.
One for the road.
Happy fapping, Emmanons.
Daily reminder Stone is the purest of the Emmas
>>752592079
Roberts > Stone > the other emma
Objectively accurate
>>752592015
I have calculated I shot at least a 5 gallon bucketful in the time I have fapped to her
>>752591969
Someone has said she isn't hot? I fap to her regularly. She is a machine built for sex
>>752592079
Stone > roberts > watson
>>752591536
>>752592169
Me too. Love giving her a nice big load.
>>752592171
Watson>stone and I guess Roberts last after any other emma we find
>>752592127
Can't fap to a guy
>>752592127
So hot
>>752592238
Do the world a favor, remove yourself from the gene pool
>Implying that you will ever procreate
>>752592299
Look at her ass
>>752592318
Already have two sons so... sorry
>>752592325
>>752592344
Emma got me stroking now
I desperately want to cum, please help me to spasm for any perfect celeb, I WANT TO CUM FUCK
>>752592510
heh, I know that feel
>>752592510
Her tits look nice pushed together like that. Perhaps she should have multiple loads?
>No Tayfriends in sight.
>I am reminded: no hope.
>>752592765
I'll cum for TayTay if you help me
>>752592765
Your friend was looking for you earlier, BD. Sorry :(
>>752592765
TayTay is queen!
>>752592812
What's she doing here? :o
>>752592765
I also wanna cum for taylor show us her legs
>>752592812
>>752592895
Not the same tayfag but here.
I was only teasing anyways, I'm a bit busy looking at her pics by myself.
>>752592812
Not in the mood right now, just admiring some of her pics.
>>752592813
JUST ;__;
>>752592892
Yeah huh she is. :]
I wish this fucking angel would smear her messy, sticky cunt on my face
>>752592946
More please
Stroking fast
>>752593026
Got you covered.
>>752593047
hnnnnnnnngh
They need to be coated in my warm cum
>>752592946
>>752592950
The queen wants cum, I can feel it.
>>752592950
I need to leave, but have a good day (or go back to sleep because I know it's early as fuck over there!) :3
>>752593140
Take care little one! <3 :]
>>752592966
Lewd
>>752593047
Post her feets
>>752593047
The way she contours that body!
>>752589171
Do it!!
>>752593080
Sorrg for the late reply but yes I think they do.
>>752593090
I think she does
>>752593183
Dont have much in the wya of her feet.
>>752593301
do what?
>>752593374
The way she's leaning over and showing off her legs!
>>752593374
WOULD SLOBBER ON THOSE TOES LIKE A DOG
>>752593428
She knows yoh want her anon :)
>>752593459
Not much of a toe guy myself but even i would probably do it.
>>752593508
So fucking hot! Wish she pulled up her tight shorts a little instead.
>>752593587
She has anon
>>752593633
She has to be naughty privately! Just look at her so eagerly wanting to grab her ass. Fuck I'm leaking
>>752593715
Finish for her anon
>>752586838
i used to think this guy last name was roll
>>752593740
Queen TayTay got it alll. I couldn't resist her beauty.
message me, make me cum to celebs
kik: gonetopside
>>752588994
>when you realise your boss is a newfag
Can you explain this a bit more? You talking about a literal boss at my job?
Fuck im horny. How do i milk someone without going through all the kik trouble?
>>752587829
Frankie looks better with her bigger boobs these days
>>752586987
>>752591801
so Rosario kept or alway had a bald muff, so that scene in Trance was no big deal then if she was bald when shooting SinCity as well
>>752594522
>>752591907
Emm and her wonky tits, love to see them in all their glory on day
Frankie ummm... boobiessss...
>>752595446
that her ass implant?
>>752595591
that's her ass
this thread needs more Atwell ! all hail the big tit queen !
>>752595624
>>752595675
Umf, fucking edging
>>752595675
>>752595619
I was talking about that tumor on her hip/thigh.
Dead?
>>752596143
>4 Hour thread
>Dead?
I think so.
>>752591688
Top shelf female latina beauty
>>752592773
Cant wait for her nudes to drop, she has a sweet jew ass
>>752591536
this was a proven shop
>>752596381
Mmm Elle
>>752596602
Who's this?
>>752593865
Can I just cum with you here darling?
>>752596759
jane levy
>>752593865
>kik
Take that shit to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /soc/
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>>752592510
Jewess Queen has yummy boobies in that photo
