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My girl had a baby 6 months ago since then its been nothing but

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My girl had a baby 6 months ago since then its been nothing but sweats and we have had sex 3 times. Tonight she just went out with the girls from work dressed all slutty looking hot as shit. She is not really a drinker so she didnt drive not wanting to risk a DUI. So again I ask do i have anything to worry about?
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>>674835569
you said "girl" assuming you're not married.
prepare for the worst.
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We are married.
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>>674835569

Honestly, assuming you're not married, she's probably pissed off at you for being a little bitch that didn't commit to tying the knot. In which case, you're a faggot and I hope some guy is filling her ass with spunk as we speak.
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we have been married for 9 months
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>>674835569
i fucked her a few times last month.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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Probibly just wants to feel pretty for herself and remind herself a younger time free of child and husband. If she comes home selfconfidant again you will get laid tonight. Chicks be weird.
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>>674835569

Enjoy raising and paying for the little nigglet that she's going to drop next.
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>>674836924
take this advice op
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>>674836924
Thats what I'm hoping, she has just been so distant and cold since the baby was born
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Hey
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>>674837117
basically.
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Dubs!
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>>674836757
Good damn you stupid little bitch. I swear my iq drops every time I see this stupid shit
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>>674837700
Oh fuck I did it! I just totally queefed my jeans
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>>674837410

If this is true, that anon's advice is probably not the case. You're dropping the ball as a husband anon. Buy her some flowers or take her out to dinner or something.
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>>674837689
The fact that all the girls from work are mostly Black makes a differance?
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>>674837838
I have tried both a couple of times hasnt made a differance
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>>674835569
Does she like guys with big peckers?
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>>674837700
You should probably kill yourself now because you know things are just going to be downhill from here. At least now you can die with one happy memory.
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>>674838052
I'm decent size, no monster but not small
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>>674838184
I am forever. I am 4cham
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>>674835569
Dude you know her.think about it. Is it just insecurities on your part? One of the best quotes I've ever got was "just because you think it doesn't mean its true"
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>>674838426
I guess the last 6 months of rejection have made me very insecure
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>>674838273
She probably noticed that you and you're baby have the same size peckers and went out to find someone with a adult sized pecker
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>>674838355
My balls are covered in queef juice after that one
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>>674838652
Brotheranon. Talk to her more
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>>674838184
You have no idea what 4cham is capable of
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This is why you should always make friends with her best friends. They'll either watch her to make sure she doesn't fuck up, or tell you when she does. Also, easy in as the good guy who was fucked over.
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>>674836924
>>674837838
a combination of these two anons advice, you need to let her sped her wings and feel desired, but let her know shes yours too. women get depressed after having a kid thinking their sex appeal has gone
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>>674839333
That's right motherfuckers. 4cham is about to shit out so many cums. Motherfucking trips
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>>674839432
Thank you for the serios advice
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>>674839333
....no idea
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Dubs
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>>674840057
Nailed it
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>>674838184
I love you batmen
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>>674835569
dump her

srs, why such a faggot?
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Just stay awake and take advantage of her drunkenness when she gets home and fuck her. Nothing to worry about really unless she doesn't come home until early am then u better question shit.
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>>674835569
Having a kid is hard man. Don't worry, let her have the night off.
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I'll be right back. Gonna go eat a burritos. I love you
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>>674840429
Just texted me telling me not to wait up that they were going to get something to eat after the bars close......................
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>>674839333
Epic
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>>674835569
>dumb enough to have a kid
>dumb enough to get married

You fucking idiot.
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>>674840799
She's getting railed.

By a nigger.

iguaranteeit.jpg
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>>674840799
She will stop responding to your texts and then show up later tomorrow.

"Oops my phone died" or "passed out at a friend's place"
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>>674837410
Hate to break it to you anon but you are done. Happened to me just the same. My advice is to hide money to file for the divorce first. You will get something that way. If she does your done regardless. Good luck /b/ro
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I was going to say "what a lame thread", but then I saw one of my favorite faces on the internet. Today is a good day.
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>>674841041
yup, maybe 2 or 3
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>>674840799
dubs reports negro gangbang in progress
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>>674840572
>eat a burritos
I know you wanted to say one to sound less fat but, come on. They're burritos. You can't have just one. Especially if they're microwaved. The aroma fills the house and you crave not one, but two. Every. Single. Time.
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And while we're on the subject of burritos; right about now, OP's girl is getting a heaping helping of just that. Oh baby.

My second favorite face on the internet. And rightfully so. Who doesn't love this mother fucker?
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And by "burritos", I mean penises.
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Hey
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>>674843811
Trips! Fuck I just had the loudest dickfart.
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>>674843811
Hey Steve the Rock
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>>674840799
Nigga, she's not going somewhere to eat, she's going somewhere to get ate
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>>674842589
12 gauge justice would work well too. File first or not, as a man he is getting fucked over in the divorce. Anything a cunt says or hints at in court is gospel and requires no proof, OP may be heading to prison.

You done goofed OP.
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>>674840303

I love you to Dwayne Johnson.
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>>674843939
My dads name Stevie Wander. My name 4cham. I love you
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Hello niggers
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She justifies it by saying she needs this.

She needs to feel desired by niggers.

Never mind the fact that she's a cheating whore.
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my gf had our baby 8 months ago. weve have sex like every other day from month 3. a few times before that too. your gf have a low libido, op?
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What do you think, OP? You gonna nail that dirty stank-a-dank when she gets back home?

You gotta hold it down, my friend! Show her who's got the biggus dickus. Worst case scenario, you're getting sloppy seconds. Or thirds.

At least you'll be able to shoot your own load in for good measure. Give your guys a fighting chance. Maybe assassinate a few rival white bodies in a blaze of glory. Then you can say you did your best.


But in all honesty, you might want to just dump the hoe, if she's going out to get fucked after having your baby. You could even use tonight against her. How she goes out and gets wasted and fucked instead of taking care of her kid. FOR SHAME.
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>>674840907
Did you guys see this frogs, lol
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maybe the nigger she's doing right now is just a one-time thing...
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>>674844063
Well yeah that too. I am 90% ready to blow their
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It's better this way, it's for the relationship.

She wouldn't stay with you unless she can cheat.

You are a cuck, op.
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>>674844587
YOU CANT SAY THAT ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS DONT FUCK WITH THE FROG 4CHAM
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>>674844396
Get you're tiny pecker and scram ya turkey. I love you
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>>674844663
This week
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>>674842589
>>674842589
probably this unfortunately. people change, especially if they never knew what they wanted in the first place
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>>674844568
>You could even use tonight against her. How she goes out and gets wasted and fucked instead of taking care of her kid. FOR SHAME.
The courts would still find it the guy's fault.
A chucks could use her toddler as a baseball bat and it would still be the guy's fault for not buying her a D&G bat.
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>>674844788
My dads best friends with nasa
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Quints!
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>>674838273
Could we see it?
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>>674845038
>chucks
chick
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Well one of her freinds just posted some pics on facebook and their not at the bar were she "thought" they were going. She is the only white person there.......in the entire place from what I can tell. WTF?
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>>674845431
I told you to scram you turd. You can tell it's not actually 4cham because your file names look dumb, just like your pecker. I love you
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Dubs
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>>674845611
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>>674845611
And shes doing shots. She barely drinks
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>>674846092
She's probably doing the shots out of some big hunks pecker
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>>674845793
Shitting dicknipples are easier then these rules
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>>674845611
>>674846092
The Pics just vanished. Ok how do I tell when she gets home if she cheated?????
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>>674846412
Set her down and take a good long look at her pecker for any scratched or smudges
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>>674846092
next time tell her to stay home and get lit
you take care of bb and then fuck her right.
unless shes a raging cunt then fuck her and leave.
take bb.
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>>674846412
yeah, but that could be for someone's work bullshit like no posts of me drunk ok lol?
not nec wifey
but someone is hiding shit.
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>>674846400
File name still looks just as dumb as you're pecker does. there can only be one true 4cham, I am him, I am forever
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pics of wife
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>>674847400
Stamps
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>>674835569
She's going to get laid. Probably looking for some black dick. Sucks to be you. You have to accept sloppy seconds from some ghetto nigger, or leave her and pay child support for the next 25 years. Yep. No longer ends when they turn 18. Note you have to pay while they are in college
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>>674847511

Infinity stamps dubs
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>>674847400
Yuh
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>>674846412
Your only option is to leave her.

Tell her she's on her own.
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>>674846412
you cant.
sorry.
if she communicates anything that indicates she thinks less you you in any way recognize that its all over.
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>>674843237
Burritos are a Mexico food, that's why it's spelled like that ya dope! I love you
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Pics of wife
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>>674837410
Doctor here.
Maybe keep post partum depression in mind.
Also, are you hodling up your end of the bargain? Have you considered you could just be a shitty dude?

Inb4
>I go to work
>what else does she want
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>>674849799
I can only post my profile pic
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