Loli voice acting live thread
I'll read anything commented on this thread in a loli voice
If you want a normal voice you can ask for that as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCdZnCy7RqY
>>752433471
read the pic
>>752433471
And schepherdis weren in the same cuntre, wakinge and hepinge the watchis of the nyzton her flok. And loo! The aungel of the Lord stood by sydis hem, and the clerenesse of God schynedet aboute hem, and thei dredden with greet drede
>>752433471
Hello.
>>752433471
Slot 1: Horsecock Futa cub judy, only wearing her police costume hat, a splayed open wet and messy diaper on the ground between her legs, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 2: cub asriel from undertale, completely nakie, a splayed open wet and messy diaper on the ground between his legs, letting out a big stinky musky poot, stroking judy's horsecock
Slot 3: male frisk from undertale, completely nakie, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 4: futa (with balls) T.K. from digimon 01,wearing only his hat, taking it up his virgin pussy (lots of blood), a splayed open wet and messy diaper is right under his butt, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 5: Futa (no balls) Kari from digimon 01, completely naked, shoving her hard dick up T.K.s virgin pussy, a splayed open wet and messy diaper on the ground between her legs, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 6: horsecock futa loli Jasmine, completely nakie, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 7: Cody from digimon 02, completely nakie, letting out a big stinky musky poot
Slot 8: Tomoki from digimon frontier, wearing only his hat, sitting in an opened wet and messy diaper, showing his hard dick, , letting out a big stinky musky poot
all the butts that can be seen are poopydirty, there are extra splayed open wet and messy diaper strewn around aswell as bits and pieces of halloween costumes
(Read furiously)
YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?!
>>752433471
nico-nico knee caps
>>752433471
watched for 10 seconds
what the fuck is going on
>>752433471
thank you enkidu, you finally did it
>>752433471
Good luck:
Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers;
A peck of peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of peppers,
Where's the peck of peppers Peter Piper picked?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
lol gay
enkidu is underage
say "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
>>752433471
can you say "politics ghost is a big fat greasy smelly HAMMMM BOO00oooO0oOoO0oONNNEEE"
thanks
>>752433471
Good job on the tongue twister, proud, head pats for you.
I can't believe you actually came from my feet rubbing your cock. That's pathetic. Your little worthless dick doesn't deserve to pleasure a woman. You should be content that I'm getting you off by rubbing my toes all over your dirty cock.
"it puts the lotion in the basket"
"it puts the lotion- in the basket"
"PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKIN BASKET"
>>752433471
can i get that stream recording so i can listen to your big stinky musky poots forrever ?
>>752434413
hahah thanks
im going to use your voice for a call in show he does
post noods
>>752434522
Chicken
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Dip it all in mashed potatoes
Then dip the mashed potato gob of chicken nugget biscuit in the BBQ sauce
MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Dip it all in mashed potatoes
Then dip the mashed potato gob of chicken nugget biscuit in the BBQ sauce
MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!
>>752433471
Post feet, for this lowly neet.
>>752433471
i'm a tech-autist
how do download stream ?
Flandre is the best 2hu.
"tendies tendies get them now you fat ungrateful sluggish SOW"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
say, Ted loves to fuck a traps tight asshole
>>752433471
Build that wall! Trump 2020!
MARISA is the true best 2hu
They smell like sweet pussy packed with pheromones that compel you to aggressively rape the nearest orifice
>>752433471
Yeah, motherfucker
Sup, nigga
Gangsta Rap, nigga
Nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm 100% nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm 200% nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga
Gas the bikes, Race war now.
To the tune of Space Oddity by david bowie
Diamond Sword to Major Steve (x2)
Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Closing my Minecraft doors chests are empty.
Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you
This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve
You're gonna find diamonds
And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare!
This is Major Steve to Diamond Pickaxe
I'm mining some obsidian
And it's taking very long, why does it have to?
And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds!
From here I have 60 torches left
Far below the coal(?)
The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do...
Though I've mined almost 100 diamonds, I'm getting very low on health
And I think my diamond pickaxe is about to break!
Please tell Notch I love him very much.
He knows!
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Your sword just broke, there's creepers near!
Can I fight 'till I decease? (x3)
Can I fight all these creepers here's a way out
I see some grass
The mine is getting lighter, and I'm almost getting through.
Say:" fuck you onii-chan'
record sounds of you masturbating
hey thats mildly adequate
>>752433471
>>752433471
do i need to wait for stream to end to download ?
>>752433471
David Allen Coe is the pinnacle of Texas country outlaw music and none of you stupid fucking fruitcake can tell me otherwise
>>752433471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0
News report really fucking up
Just fucking screech as loud as you can
Say "I Wanna suck your tits soyboy"
SAY: Welcome to the ricefield mother fucker
no shortcuts. record yourself actually masturbating
“I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.”
「Soy Boy」 is a pejorative which is often used in right-wing online communities to describe men lacking masculine characteristics, bearing many similarities to the slang term 「cuck」. The term is based on the presence of phytoestrogens contained within soybeans, which have led some to conclude that soy products feminize men who consume them.
say: Soy Boy
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.
The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".
Say "PICK COTTON FASTER NIGGER"
˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ
>>752433471
Well I wish I was in the land of cotton old times there I've not forgotten look away, look away, look away, Dixies land!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
patchouli is the WORST 2hu
I am the imouto of my onii-chan
flat is my chest and smooth is my skin
I have hugged over a thousand onii-chans
unknown to purity, nor known to lewdness
have withstood pain to wear many pantsu
yet these little hips will never move on their own
so as I pray, Unlimited Loli Works
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?.
>>752433471
Is that you John Wayne?
Is this meeee?
"that's not very cashmoney of you"
say:
A trap, Your waifu
Why dont you go die in a hole you fucking pedophile
NICO NICO NII MOTHERFUCKERS
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
I don't want you to read this OP.
I want to get your phone number so I can meet you and possibly invite you inside my comfy apartment where we can do potentially sexual things.
https://youtu.be/9h66Q9fS-cE
Fuck my tight little trap ass onii-nyan *moans* reeeeeeee
say (Please be gentle. aaaarh thats way too hard!
LOKTAR OGAR!
>>752433471
i definitely need to wait for stream to end to download, so please keep it up just a little bit
Stop looking at me like that yolo-chan
Please cum inside my tight underage cunt!
"PIZZA, PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX.
BRING IT HERE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK
THE TORTELLINI ON MY WEENIE,
PEPPERONI ON THE WAAAAAALLS
CHEESY ON MY PEENY
AND SOME SAUCE A ON MY BALLS"
"Allahu Akbar"
>>752433471
BBC is best Cock
tell me why, world, the beauty of everything is infinite and cruel
>>752433471
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord he hath trampled out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, he hath let loose the lightning of his terrible swift sword, his truth is marching on. Glory glory hallelujah, glory glory hallelujah, glory glory hallelujah, his truth is marching on.
"more master more more MORE *moaning*"
"im about to CUM master but first"
"i need about treefiddy"
*deep voice* God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
Alice-chan is a faggot
give the nigger cock, fagimus
bad little boys go to the gulag
holy shit can you say "Ich ficke tote kinder" And "Sieg heil" with loli voice? :o
>>752433471
*Giggle* Thats nearly as big as mine oni-chan.
Please say "I love Pewdiepie, my kawaii senpai"
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
wtf his ult did like 3k damage how is that legit” – leonardo da vinci 1496, founder of the Illuminati
>>752433471
message on Discord is okay ?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"you are the most adorable little manlet I have ever seen"
Onii~chan, if you really loved me you'd gas the kikes
I like to lay on a warm pile of laundry and melt like a slice of cheese.
Normal voice plz: How do i communicate with blind people?
Like obviously there's Braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally? Edit: nvm you can just talk to them
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
: Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, biatch!
: And that's the waaaaay the news goes!
: Hit the sack, Jack!
: Uh-oh, somersault jump!
: AIDS!
: And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"
: Grassssss... tastes bad!
: No jumpin' in the sewer!
: Burger time!
: Rubber baby bubby bunkers!
: Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha, yeah! Say that all the time!
granite is the best rock
my cock is literally bursting through my skirt
Hey asshole, I'll have you know my father died during the 9/11 attacks. I was actually on the phone with him when it happened. He told me that he loves me very much and to take care of my siblings and mother, since I am the firstborn male. I'm having trouble typing this because I'm remembering his last words when his plane crashed into the World Trade Center.
They were ALLAH 'AKBAR!"
https://youtu.be/PNHjBpsh0KQ?t=14
Please say "I love you, Duckie" in your normal voice
>>752434980
>>752436402
start at 14 seconds
Do you have a boyfriend? Just curious
I'm a disrespectful bitch
Normal voice: I would fuck the shit out of squidward. I would handcuff him to the bedpost and lick his tight little asshole while in his nasal voice he would beg me to stop, then I would cum all over his clarinet and make him play it while he cries like the little whore he is
<--
“Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on.”
I should just kill myself
Vocaroo is a thing op you dense faggot.
spank yourself on stream faggot
I’m a nigger from mars with rocket launchers bitchhhhhhhhhhh
"I am a horny, little 13 year old girl. I compulsively molest toddlers. Me, the person reading this. This voice is just how I add another layer of torment to those that I sexually assault."
ted and hook! no don't do it, don't put it there n-no nyahhh
Please master i cant take it much more, please make the dog stop fucking my tight loli cunt, i cant take it, its ripping me apart *sound like you´re having a masive orgasm*
>>752433471
Don't you know I pack a chainsaw! (What!) A Motherfuckin chainsaw! (What!) A chainsaw! (What!) A Motherfuckin chainsaw! (What!)
"Really? You couldn't think of something more creative to ask me to say? This is just some weird ass meta humor, come on faggot."
could you say this in a lolivoice and redneck accent.
Get these niggers off of my fucking lawn
>>752436563
which video is that from?
I want to fuck another girl
Uguu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTyeD2aXU8
just do a cute loli moan i need more of those
Are you an 18 year old girl or an eight year old boy?
>>752433471
poot anon here
i wanna post more degenerate shit, but are you gonna read it?
its gonna be about as degenerate as the poot text
The best of Jaden Smith Quotes part 1
12/29/2012 - Ill Never Forget The Blogs That Believed In Me Since The Begging.
01/01/2013 - People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn't Mean I'm Unhappy
3/10/2013 - Luke. Who Has The Trident
3/10/2013 - Umm Who Has The Floss
03/23/2013 - Most Trees Are Blue
03/24/2013 - You Must Not Know Fashion
04/01/2013 - I Hope It Doesn't Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You
05/01/2013 - How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
05/25/2013 - Lately People Call Me Scoop Life
07/09/2013 - "It's Your Birthday" Mateo Said. I Didn't Respond. "Are You Not Excited To Be 15" He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered "I Turned 15 Long Ago"
08/07/2013 - If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
09/05/2013 - People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now
09/09/2013 - All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own
09/12/2013 - If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet earth
I like to squeeze out tendeie shaped poo poo
>>752437107
PArt 2
09/12/2013 - School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth
09/13/2013 - If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society
09/29/2013 - The Great Gatsby Is One Of The Greatest Movies Of All Time, Coachella.
09/19/2013 - Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful
09/29/2013 - Why Is It Always 3 WHY IS IT ALWAYS 3!!!!!
10/02/2013 - When I Die. Then You Will Realize
10/04/2013 - I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy. / Shouts Out To @TIME
10/10/2013 - We Need To Stop Teaching The Youth About The Past And Encourage Them To Change The Future
10/10/2013 - There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER
10/10/2013 - You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950. #Fallow
10/12/2013 - I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. / #CoolTapeVol2
Traps ARE gay
my name jeff
Yell normal voice:
“May you find your Tower, Roland, and breach it, and may you climb to the top!”
WOT-AM-I-A-FUKIN-RETARD-MAAAAN
AM-I-A-FUKIN-RETARD-HUUUUUUH?
I KNOW WAT DIS IS.
U-TRYIN-2-SNUFF-ME-OWT-COZ-OF-HIS-CRAAAYYZZYY LIDDLE NEPHEW-BEIN-AROUND.
WELL VIVE LA FUCKIN FRAAAAANCE MAAAAAN
My panties are <color of your panties>
normal voice
"which one of you beta faggots is going to drain my monster cock?"
say plz
onii-chan you have 2 options.
you either run away like a little pussy and i call the cops on your ass, or you sit down let me ride you like a mad bull and this stays our little secret.
"I Fucking Hate Niggers" *very cute voice!*
How much loli porn have you viewed?
Nigger, spics, jews - bad news
ryan flash fire is gay as hell fuck my ass bitch
The moon is gonna be full tonight
A meal tailored specifically for the white
Jew Pizza fills me with such delight
Especially when the Jews put up a fight
That gives the pizza a bit more zest
And to have the opportunity to digest
A great vibe, then sit back and rest
The Triple-K life is truly the best
say moisturizer in the deepest voice you can
>>752433471
Livvy sat with his Futa mommy Pinkie in a cafe, when he suddenly had to go potty really badly. He groaned as several musky foalpoots left his little plot, followed by his breakfast. his two foalweewees were just as busy, handling all that juice he had earlier, drenching his diaper well. " mommy, i need a new diaper" he said pooting a few more times.
She frowned "Aw... I'm sorry honey... But mommy's having her coffee right now, can't it wait just a little while?" She said, somehow enjoying his musky farts, she looked down at your diaper, noticing how filled and wet it was, she giggled "Wow, you really filled that up huh? Fine, fine, let's go to the bathroom..." She said, taking your hand and taking you to the bathroom
Livvy took the hand of his mommy and followed her to the bathroom, his filled diaper making him waddle considerably. She took him to the family bathroom, where another little colt was just getting finished up getting his diaper changed
She looked down and blushed, her dick began to grow as she lifted him up onto the table, taking off his diaper "Aww..." She said smiling looking down at his small cocks, she got a fresh diaper and put it aside, sniffing up his musky smells, as she began to wipe you down.
Livvy blushed and shivered as the cold air hit his plot as it was being lifted. his two little foalweewees started to grow and get stiffy under his mommys gentle touch.
She giggled, and wiped them clean with a paper towel "Aww you're getting all hard aren't you? Do you need mommy to help take care of you sweetie?" She said, her own cock getting quite hard, starting to show out of her Yoga pants."yesh pwease mommy, my weewees are all stiffy and leaky" he said with a lisp he always had when he was embarrased. indeed, his two foalweewees had already begun leaking thin lines of precum, and his fillybits hidden away under his smooth little balls, had begun lubricating although they were yet to be penetrated.
"I want to suck off a Pikachu."
zug zug
What a lovely thread
mighty productions could fuck my cute little loli ass any day
I wish hitler had won the war
(sing to tune of its amore pls)
when youve got lots of clout and you whip your dick out thats pejis 2
Remember jews, the kikes own hollywood, the banks, the mainstream media, AND the porn industry - despite being only 2% of the population!
fuck the welfare niggers that dont work and the mexicans that took our jobs
“You see? Size defeats us. For the fish, the lake in which he lives is the universe. What does the fish think when he is jerked up by the mouth through the silver limits of existence and into a new universe where the air drowns him and the light is blue madness? Where huge bipeds with no gills stuff it into a suffocating box abd cover it with wet weeds to die?
Or one might take the tip of the pencil and magnify it. One reaches the point where a stunning realization strikes home: The pencil tip is not solid; it is composed of atoms which whirl and revolve like a trillion demon planets. What seems solid to us is actually only a loose net held together by gravity. Viewed at their actual size, the distances between these atoms might become league, gulfs, aeons. The atoms themselves are composed of nuclei and revolving protons and electrons. One may step down further to subatomic particles. And then to what? Tachyons? Nothing? Of course not. Everything in the universe denies nothing; to suggest an ending is the one absurdity.”
>>752437686
edit: Remember kids, the jews own hollywood, the banks, the mainstream media, AND the porn industry - despite being only 2% of the population!
Oy vey, Mr. Goldstein!
It's getting hot in here
It's getting so hot, I'm gonna take my Kippah off..
Batman, Batman, Batman, Joker just put me on acid
Huh, you on the wave like a Maverick, you need to make something happen
Batman, Batman, Batman, please put me on new fashion
Huh, I ain't learn nothing since last year, you got the renegade fabrics
The Armor of God
Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.
If you don't like. . . what we tell you to believe in, we'll kill ya.
I hope everyone have a good day.
NIGGERS STINK LIKE SHIT
Oh rabbi, I'd do ANYTHING for 10% APR
>>752437696
“Yet suppose further. Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met at a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a room?...'
You dare not.'
And in the gunslinger's mind, those words echoed: You dare not.”
how many times have you had sex? actually yeah, i've had sex with maybe a hundred guys, always for free and usually without condoms. i usually just come up to whatever guys i think look like losers and i just straight up offer them a hole to empty their sexual frustrations into for a week.
Onii-Chan, can you install gentoo for me?
>Normal voice
And the Winner of best porn actor is... Loli-chan!
>Loli Chan (increasingly shy voice)
Haha um what? Lol who's that, what's a loli haha lemme tell you I don't even know ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵒʳᶰ ᶦˢ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵍᵒ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᶰᶫʸ 12 ᵐʸ ᵖᵃʳᵉᶰᵗˢ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵏᶦᶫᶫ ᵐᵉ⋅
evangelion is the worst fucking anime in the world
“You see? Size defeats us. For the fish, the lake in which he lives is the universe. What does the fish think when he is jerked up by the mouth through the silver limits of existence and into a new universe where the air drowns him and the light is blue madness? Where huge bipeds with no gills stuff it into a suffocating box abd cover it with wet weeds to die?
Or one might take the tip of the pencil and magnify it. One reaches the point where a stunning realization strikes home: The pencil tip is not solid; it is composed of atoms which whirl and revolve like a trillion demon planets. What seems solid to us is actually only a loose net held together by gravity. Viewed at their actual size, the distances between these atoms might become league, gulfs, aeons. The atoms themselves are composed of nuclei and revolving protons and electrons. One may step down further to subatomic particles. And then to what? Tachyons? Nothing? Of course not. Everything in the universe denies nothing; to suggest an ending is the one absurdity.”.
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We've washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too,
We've taken down the zog machine
jew by jew by jew,
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!
"Eat my ass out onigga-chan"
>>752438136
>“Yet suppose further. Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met at a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a room?...'
>You dare not.'
>And in the gunslinger's mind, those words echoed: You dare not.”.
>>752433471
The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye
Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye
>>752438136
Fuck off faggot
Limit your shit to the size of a tweet
I am erect
My whole existence is a sad failure at becoming something meaningful.
But at least I'm a cute failure!
>>752433862
This is the most autistic shit I've seen
People who listen to 80s pop music are gay and most gay people are bald or balding proven
At the end of Steven King's Dark Tower saga, Roland the gunslinger gets to the Dark Tower, climbs it, loses all the memories he has from the previous books, and the timeline restarts. The saga ends as the first book began: The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.
I'm Jewish AND a loli!
>>752438467
Also most barbers are gay too I know this because my barber was in the gay men's choir and bald
Do you ever do the loli voice for guys/or girls in bed?
"this is the most autistic shit I've ever seen"
- loli voice actor
"Can I stop now? My mouth is getting tired from all this cocksucking..."
I think we've done (long pause) very well.
Hey op, can you say "Peg me please miss Emma"
Hello goyim - I mean fellow whites. As a WHITE loli, I say we should let all white people die out.
shit on my dick and suck on it then puke it back up and spit it in my mouth
Anyone else here a jew irl?
"I may sound like a loli but I'm really 45 *Giggle*"
I think we've done (long pause) very well
scream: SHITTING DICK NIPPLES
Never trust Israelis to fix your cars they are the real money stealers
A magician never reveals his xock
I'm a proud ethnic Kekistani. For centuries my people bled under Normie oppression. But no more. We have suffered enough under your Social Media Tyranny. It is time to strike back. I hereby declare a meme jihad on all Normies. Normies, GET OUT! RRRÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Show bob and vagene
heeeeeeeeeeeey
thats pretty good
"If imma ride with my niggas, Ima die by my niggas"
Verse 1:
Anons march on through Normie lands,
and sing a song of Kek!
A libtard posts of CNN,
Defending the doxxing wreck.
We care nothing of your "fee-fees",
Even though CNN might.
KEK with us, or at us REEEEE,
we will never give up our fight!
Chorus: (x2)
We march on through CNN's cancer
While Kek, he simply laughs
Ha, ha, ha ha, ha
We fight for our dankness,
We fight for Donald J.
CNN will be bodyslammed
Verse 2
We've fought to have our KEKs before,
Shia and Tumblr abate.
Now we fight once more,
Against CNN's plague.
We won't stop, we will march further,
Until none disturb Kekistan's peace.
Even if we must march to Turner,
We won't stop 'till victory is reached.
Chorus: (x2)
We march on through CNN's cancer
While Kek, he simply laughs
Ha, ha, ha ha, ha
We fight for our dankness,
We fight for Donald J.
CNN will be bodyslammed
>>752438750
Kike, ovendodger, lampshade, chosenite, moloch worshipper - all names for the JEW
"I need my money back."
OY VEY! WHAT ARE YOU, ANTISEMITIC?!
I'm suck all my niggas I'm gonna ride all my niggas
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JEW NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE NIGGER JEW RETARD DICKBUTTS
don't put that in there daddy
nigger jihad
"Nick is a fucking cuck and so is David"
"WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!"
Nee-san!
Please, teach me how to kiss like a lady!
*cute slurping and moaning*
niggers are worst than aids
JWERLUSLAEM
When your hatred of jews is stronger than your love of lolis.
THE DAY OF THE ROPE APPROAHCHES!
DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS DICKBUTTS
Its so big, it wont fit! *Moaning*
incest is wincest
Giggle*
I dare you, I double dare you. Try to read this with loli voice. Not sure if you can pronounce it well but fuck this. Here you go. Ty no nie wiem nie jak tam twoja szmaciura jebana zrgowaciała niedźwiedzica, co się urwi pod mostem za wojaka i siada kurwa na butlę od vanisha i ją kurwę pijaną w taczce wozili po osiedlu. Wiesz o co chodzi, mnie nie przegadasz bo mi sperme z pały zjadasz frajerze zrogowaciały, frajerska chmuro, chuj ci na matule i jebać ci starego
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
Do not allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America. We will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again.
We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow. A new national pride will stir ourselves, lift our sights and heal our divisions.
So to all Americans in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, from ocean to ocean, hear these words. You will never be ignored again.
Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams will define our American destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.
Together, we will make America strong again. We will make America wealthy again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And yes, together we will make America great again.
"Yo bitch likes to call me onii-chan"
*slurping*
Rabbi please no
*gagging*
Please schlomo
*yelling while gagging*
You are opressing me because of my Kekistani heritage, aren’t you? Just because my brain was stricken by the Giza Mass Autism Array at the end of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, you think it’s ok? Think again. Pepe and The God-Emperor will vanquish you. All shall Praise Kek.you are the embodiment of everything I hate. I am readying my advanced Pepe Meme Bots and readying Kek spells with my autistic brain. My intense memery and autism will see you destroyed. I am also notifying Mike “The Electric Fence” Pence about you. Get out Normie. I have thousands of years experience as the High Meme Dragon of Kekistan. I have the highest level of Autism possible, and I have downloaded Reddit and 4chan into my brain. My Autist brain can easily crush your weeaboo brain with my Keks.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752433471
Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo!
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Team Fortress 2. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Heavy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nicholas Sparks literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about HATS. As a consequence people who dislike Team Fortress 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Spy's existential catchphrase "Hon hon hon!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Sun Tzu's Art of War. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robin Walker and John Cook's geniuses wit unfold themselves on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Virgin anon has a cute loli sister and doesn't even hug her - SAD!
We must make subhuman killing legal again!
For us, for the future of this earth and for the future of white people!
>>752433471
say: this loli queen says you should suck jason's 4.7 inch cock
Jack's hand slid up from my waist and rested on the back of my neck, pulling me in closer as our lips met, gently at first- making the butterflies in my stomach triple- before he ran his tongue along my bottom lip. Opening my lips obediently, his tongue entered my mouth and explored freely, pressing against mine in a demand for me to explore as well.
"It's treason then."
>>752439462
Well, polish language, hard language. Read this instead. Tea who you yeah bunny. Congrats you are polish now
say your a fucking faggot oniichan
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling
"Watching xavier renegade angel makes me uncomfortably wet. Relief only comes when I have my boyfriend's best friend dump a load in my loose caboose."
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated.
Doing as he said, I let out a breathy moan when my stomach pressed against his cock *moans*, and I realised just how hard he was. brushing my skirt off my ass and brushing his fingers over my cheeks, dipping down occasionally to my asshole and pussy. *moans harder* his finger dipping down and began sliding up and down my vagina. Gasping, I immediately raised my head and pushed back into his hand. "You are absolutely dripping, you enjoy being spanked, don't you?" *Moans*
try reading it out loud as if you were saying it. so it should sound like natural dialogue. it shouldn't sound like a slow reader trying to get out as many words as possible between breaths with no pacing or intonation. just some constructive criticism. granted most of this shit is pretty stupid that we're having you reading so i can understand minimal effort for most of this.
intonation, varryinf pitch and tone
>>752440168
she's been doing this for like an hour so her throat is probs hella sore
>>752433862
The furry's degeneracy has no bounds it seems.
lennart bladhs dick is massive
>our U A V is online!!!
>Enemy airstrike is on the way!!!
"Friendly last operator standing."
put it in my butt
oh myyy
When one considers all the available evidence - both evidence gathered through the course of the investigation, and evidence presented now by your attitude and writing tone, one is unable to come to a certain conclusion. However, one may find themselves leaning in a direction, towards one conclusion or the other. Given the evidence, I find myself leaning towards the conclusion that perhaps you are not being truthful.
"i'm finna bust a nut"
oh whose a cute little kitty yes you are. you are. you're a cutey little itty bitty kitten. cute handsome cat yes you are
You fuckers are so inconsiderate about my well-being, I put myself to read through all this autism and all you give me is nothing?
Not even a miserable donation from your mommy's credit card, you fucking losers?
You should thank me with all your fat asses that I'm even acknowledging your cancerous filled replies.
End your pathetic lifes you pus filled maggots!
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTANCE! ALL STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFIET!"
Lazar is total fag and kuk sucking, sneaky mothafuka
i made you a cookie but i eated it
I CUCK MY BOYFRIEND WITH TYRONE'S BIG BLACK COCK!.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
>>752441185
Milk truck just arrived
Deus vult infidel
Father in thou hands I commended my spirit... father... in thou hands... why have you forsaken me? in your eyes , forsaken me, in your heart , forsaken me, in your thoughts, forsaken me nigga
>>752441417
cute af
"AVE MARIA! DEUS VULT!"
In linguistics, intonation is variation of spoken pitch that is not used to distinguish words; instead it is used for a range of functions such as indicating the attitudes and emotions of the speaker, signalling the difference between statements and questions, and between different types of questions, focusing attention on important elements of the spoken message and also helping to regulate conversational interaction.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
whoomp there it is
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Not a soldiers gun eh?
Tight tolerances.
Full length guide rod
Unreliable?
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl that can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell
can a nigget
So if anime isn't already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you IT'S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you got turned on by me, that would be gay. It's no different for fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick doesn't mean they are a chick, they got a dick and IT'S GAY. AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. YOU'RE GAY, BITCH. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR FUCKING SKIRTS UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING DOWN. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD.
big floppy nigger dicks
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
(You dont have to read it all but more head pats if you do)
*In the deeper sexy tone*
ow this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
its not rape if were both crying
i eat so much ass if theyre was an ass eating contest i would win that for sure
i won ten thousand dollars on eurocop radio
Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
>>752433471
Autistic Screeching
*moans really hard* FUCK ME JEZUS FUCK ME *MOANS EVEN HARDER* FUUUUUUCK ME JEZUS!
I came here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.
top 10 anime deaths