Alright /b/ Its honesty hour.
Get this shit off your chest and spill a secret.
>>674831794
Share secrets like a bunch of giggling girls? So fun.
>>674831794
I go get gay bathhouses and fuck the shit out of old men because talking to women has never gone well for me.
I'm afraid that on the rare occasions I get intimate with a woman I will fuck her shit up without meaning to
alright brace your self for some epic retardation get drunk one night as usual I'm a alcoholic anyways I wake up later in the night have to pee real bad cause drank a lot that night so I walk to the bathroom and someone's in there can't hold it so go back to my room and piss in a empty water bottle put the water bottle on my dresser that's filled to the top with piss go back to sleep wake up again later in the night really thirsty cause I'm dehydrated from drinking look around for water bottle see one on my dresser its full half a sleep so I don't realize what's in the bottle I grab the bottle and take a big swig immediately realize what I just drank spit it out and run to the bathroom and threw up. And that b was the first time I drank/tasted piss
>be me
>16 at the time
>go to friends house
>play vidja, watch CSGO streams like a bunch of faggots
>eventually friend, let's call him Turnip, gets tired
>Turnip offers me his bed and vanishes into the living room
>start to browse /b/ on phone
>find really good porn thread
>thatdicksarising.rom
>need to pop on off
>start fapping
>forget I'm not at home before I finish
>I usually nut on a towell
>nut
>feelsgoodman
>realize i just came all over my super germophobic friends sheets
>basically just rub it in with my friends
>never tell him
TL;DR Came on my germaphobe friend's sheets and never told him.
She's related to me and I am in love with her. I'm also married.
I fucked my best friends girl like six times when he was living with me 5 months ago. They are still together and he still doesn't know
bumping for /b/'s secrets
i maek hat
Im a faggot
I have a secret... I don't know if I can say it on 4chan though.. especially with recent events..
I ate my cat.
>>674833230
More details
I fingerblasted my neighbor once.
I've been fucking a girl for around a year now and shes been in a relationship for 7 years with some other guy and were both in love with each other.
>>674833230
Man, you're a shit friend
I have a fiancee. We have been together for 3 years. No date for the wedding yet. I love her, but I absolutely hate her. To clarify, she is attractive, she is funny, and she doesn't nigger me in to doing some gay shit instead of gaming. But /b/ God dammit she is so fucking stupid. Her stupidity causes 90% of our problems. She lacks very basic understanding of many things, and it infuriates me. Thus I also hate her and would much rather be without her. However I feel like I need to be with her because she is dependant on me in EVERY sense of the word. There's the secret. Only /b/ knows
tl;dr I like nigger dick in my ass
I did 9-11
I still love her, after 6 years and 4 relationships.
i fucked 2 of my 2nd cousins and impregnated one of them
>>674836384
> 9 - 11 = 2
Anon nobody cares that you just took a shit
>>674833230
You should tell him, then kill yourself
>>674836617
Define what a "second cousin" is...
because I'm not sure that you know.
>>674836488
Same
>>674832965
Tell us about the second time yoy drank piss
>and don't forget to greentext faggot
>>674836793
I'm not sure you know faggot.
they are the daughters of my mother's first cousins (which are my 1st cousins once removed).
my grandmother and their grandmother are sisters.
I have lactose intolerance, IBS and anal fissures. If I forget to ask for no cheese on a burger, I bleed from my anus for the next three days.
If someone pisses me off during these bouts and all conditions are right, I'll excuse myself for a washroom break, dab my finger in the foamy, bloody monstrosity and find a way to get it on some tiny corner of their food.
It brings me comfort.
>I date extremely hot 10/10 for about two months
>things seem great, fuck like rabbits, she's on the pill (or so she tells me) so I pump her full of cum every time
>she disappears, phone number doesn't work, no response to emails, etc
>initially worried and wonder WTF happened, but end up getting over her...
>see her about 6 months later by chance
>she's fucking PREGNANT, she sees me and looks guilty as fuck
>i go up to her, she introduces me to her HUSBAND.. they've been together for about 4 years
>she had given me a fake name
>introduces me as hold college friend
>they say they've been trying to get her pregnant since she got married, and I put 2 and 2 together
>i keep my mouth shut
>i found her on facebook with her real name
>added her as a friend.. she accepted.
>i've seen a little boy, who looks a lot like me, grow up by looking at his pictures online
>her husband seems a good guy
>i've debated telling the husband, but i figure it's best for my son to simply ignore the situation since I am not equipped to care for him
Recently...
>she contacts me again over Facebook
>she says I must realize by now what happened
>I evade the question since saying yes would be admitting paternity
>she wants to have another baby and she's trying with her husband, but of course nothing's happening and she "doesn't want to waste time like last time"
>we talk for a long time about things
Long story short, we're going to meet next week, in her home, when she's at peak ovulation and her husband is at work, and I'm going to impregnate her again. This time probably in their marriage bed.
I am a piece of shit and I don't know if I can do this a 2nd time, but I know I'll end up doing it anyway.
>>674837310
That's fucking awful
lost my virginity to my father.
>>674837462
>674837462
top kek
>>674836373
#women
>>674835890
greentext please mr anon sir
>>674837639
story please.
>>674835848
You can literally greentext sexual assaults you've committed, I'm pretty sure. Nothing is too far.
>>674833230
My brothers sons are really mine.
I also have a kid in Canada, also by another man's wife.
Mixed feelings.
>>674837922
It does not help that she is right at 5 feet tall and roughly 90 pounds, allowing me to fantasize that she's a sister/daughter when we do the fuck.
>tfw she also calls me her big brother when we do the fuck
not sure if secret, more in needing of advice.
>dump girlfriend
>not see nor hear from hear in 2 years
>friend thingy on snapchat
>nameofex.jpg
>"erm, hello.. why did u add me?"
>"I didn't add you, you added me?"
I don't have the best memory and she knows this, is this just her fucking with me or what does she want?
I used to show my male friend my erect cock. Never been harder. No homo.
>>674838644
She's one of those
>>674838019
touched since 9. stomach rubs turned to chest rubs. chest rubs to crotch rubs and so on. had sex with him when i was 14 though.
im in my 30s now. im old and not hot at all.
>>674838644
stop smoking weed faggot
>>674836373
My GF is kinda like this, relationship may be fucked anyways, so i got that going for me
I've wanted to die for like 2 years now and I'm constantly stressing about things that no 16 year old should ever be worried about.
>>674838644
homie, snapchat lists people you may want to add via your contacts list. Therefore you probably added her and either way id say ask for nudes
fucked 2 of my cousins
>>674833008
I did this once except I came in his kitchen garbage can. Somehow that's actually true.
>>674831794
I draw dragon dildos and managed to get BD to produce one.
>>674837462
damn dude, you should tell him once the kid(s) moves out or turns 18
>>674839180
/b/ is 18+ but I feel you. I don't want to commit Sudoku, but if by chance somebody walked in to my store right now and told me he was going to shoot me if I didn't give him all the muny, I would not give him the muny
>>674839172
Details?
>>674839195
it was on the "Added me" smiley thing?
thanks for answering, can't make any sense of this..
>>674838310
take that shit to your fucking grave, or put it in your will so you can kek from beyond the grave
>>674831794
i want to be a woman, but i want to stay married to my wife
>>674839890
Deep
I want to vigorously fuck my maths teacher and my old english teacher. Not a secret but close enough.
>>674838799
one of those what?
>>674838964
due to paranoia or me being a huge faggot?
>>674840049
One of those grills
>>674837462
go for it.
>>674837462
Man, why would you do that again?
I depend on other people for my happiness and I am super depressed.
The only girl that j have ever dated dumped me 54 days ago and told me that she didn't mean to say I love you to me 15 days ago.
My life is a complete waste, I am useless I want to kill my self.
>>674840157
imply what point you're trying to make
I got a sudden thunderclap headache while fapping and kept fapping.
I'm still freaking the fuck out and came here for answers.
i broke up with my only real girlfriend of only 2 years nearly 4 years ago. i have not dated or fucked anyone since, i think about her on a daily basis even though i practically hate her. i have no self-esteem so dating another isn't really an option atm. i just hate this hold she still has over me
I am worried about being able to please a girl who has been begging for my dick for months now.
>>674831794
I might have undiagnosed aspergers, I was the weird kid that would obsess over interests and talk about them until people zoned out. I couldn't read people and was terrible at connecting. I had 3 close friends and that was about it from the beginning of high school until my mid twenties. My friends tell me I was oblivious to girls flirting with me.
I was exposed to some pretty abusive and rapey porn, and actual rape on filesharing networks from a young age, and picked up a pornography addiction and a rape fetish, which gave me depression and worsened my social anxiety.
I eventually met a girl abroad who made it very clear she was interested after we got to know each other a bit. We ended up getting married. Our city is expensive so we got a 2 bedroom place with one of her old friends as her roommate.
The roommate and I got along really well, and helped me to learn empathy and generally understand emotions better even more than my wife. I started to get sexual feelings about her and entered a spiral of depression as most of my feelings about sexuality are clouded by shame due to the whole porn thing. I ended up managing my feelings very poorly, and took hidden camera footage of her in the bathroom. Later I posted them on /b/ in a really low moment. Eventually I get enough of a grip on my shit to confront myself about it, and realize I really care about her but can't be her friend and act like that, so I confessed and apologized. She was shocked, and upset, and also she had been attracted to me for a while. Turns out when I'm being honest with myself... I love her. Yesterday I learned she loves me. We can't do anything without hurting my wife, who we both care about. I feel like there are more ways this can end badly than well, but I really feel like she and I would have more of a future.
For one thing, I could actually see myself having kids with her. My wife doesn't want kids, and I really never wanted them before I had feelings for her friend.
>>674840440
smoke weed and play vidya. Thats how i get through my depression. Or go to the hood and see if you can do some hoodrat shit with some hoodrat "friends"
My bf shaved his glorious beastly beard and I'm not as attracted to him anymore. He's had it since we started dating and six months in, just shaved it off. Said he even just grew out for me but really just hated having it. I feel terrible but it's how I feel.
>>674840440
I hate celebrating my birthday because my best friend died of heart failure on the day
RIP Brett
I hate talking to counselors because when the kids used to throw stuff at me the counselor interfered and that only made things worse.
I try to make other people happy because I am never happy any more.
I lie a lot about eating because I'm a fatass, I'm over weight and I need to loose some.
I have 1 friend and she hates me, I tried to talk to her about my issues once but she quickly changed the subject to herself.
I talk to my self way too much.
I try to be a good person but most of the time I just get in the way.
>>674840686
Suck her clit and finger upwards. Pleasing her with the D is too hard to rely on.
I sabotaged two managers, ruined one marriage, and threw at least six people under the bus so I could get a promotion at my company. I hate the company and my only goal was to achieve the title I've gained so I can move to a competitor.
I use tumblr and Reddit sometimes, I like them because they are more emotionally dependable. I recently relapsed in self harm and some a Reddit community is helping support me
>>674839890
HA GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
I cheated on my girlfriend with two guys
>>674840686
Had the same feel when I lost my virginity, best thing you can do is fuck, it will either go well it you will know what to do about it
>>674831794
I touched my cousin's ass when I was 12.
>>674840440
>>674840965
I'm filled of secrets that I never tell people because I feel them not treating me the same, and I have no one to tell secrets too.
Should I tell some more?
I cheated on my girlfriend with two guys (not gay)
>>674836373
you don't sound all that smart either. I mean, it sounds like you both have problems, and you are just projecting them all onto her.
gm at my job is a literal cuck dollar rentacar waikiki in hawaii! sonofabitch lost his wife to a micronesian hammerdolo and went full faggot! Wife took the two kids too, they probably take turns cleaning Chooky asshole
I am developing another unsafe obsession with a shy as fuck girl I hardly know (Filipino, maybe like a 4/10 face but 6/10 body) and I have an unbelievable fear that if I pursue it I'll end up in yet another dead end relationship with a socially crippled and emotionally void neet
>>674837462
fill that belly up bro.
>>674836114
What kind
17 years old never kissed a girl
>>674831794
killed colombian inmigrants where i used to live and im not quite sure what started it all up
>>674836303
I have been yes, but the same thing has been done to me to
>>674836373
calm down alex.
>>674832797
oh my.
>>674836303
This
>>674839805
>over a year long relationship
>I'm almost 19, she's 17
>everything's find until i go back to uni after spring break
>she starts acting strange and depressed
>she usually gets like this after i go back to uni, dont think about it
>2 days ago she calls
>tells me she wants a break
>ohshit,jpg
>she wants to remain in a relationship, but be able to go fool around with other guys
>press her for a reason
>she reveals that she feels pressured for sex when I'm home
>she never wanted to say no to me because she was scared I'd leave
>feel like shit for pressuring her into sex, start to work things out
>call her eairlier today
>she tells me she's made out with 6 guys since I started going to uni
>tells me she did it because she gets really fucking depressed when I leave
>tells me she wants to stay with me, but she also wants to explore
Told her I'd forgive her for this shit if she agreed not to fuck around at all anymore. Waiting on a response.
I honestly don't see a future for us, but I really don't want to have to put work into a new relationship. If I can find anyone....
I jacked off onto a sand dune on Omaha beach
>>674832965
>>674841240
Tell me why you don't think I am smart. I would love to hear what you have to say, no sarcasm invovled.
I also definitely have problems, but I deal with my problems myself. There is no reason for me to bring up my problems with her, because it would just add to the weight of the situation. We spend so much time trying to fix what she wants fixed that most of the time my problems are a private project for myself.
>>674831794
I've been fucking a girl for some time. She is smoking hot. Also she doesn't want a relationship BUT I started getting feelings for her.
What do? Should I continue fucking her or should I stop?
>>674838887
Do the memories do anything for you?
>>674835457
That's no secret, anon
>>674833230
Same guy that posted this, also this chick I fucked, my best friends girl- I also have a baby with her sister
>>674841686
End it man.
>>674841686
What the fuck. Shes a attention whore. Ive stayed single for 3+ years and still feel gr8 m8
>>674841538
Get b& fag
>>674837462
This is fucked up but not by your doing anon. I wouldn't suggest a second round.
My girlfriend's sister in Wisconsin sucked me off when I got out of shower before heading down for breakfast with everyone.
>>674841586
No, this is Travis.
>>674842256
how old?
I faked almost every orgasm with my ex named Matthew. He was a fucking faggot.
God I've never told anyone this.
I met someone a year younger and we started hanging out a lot. He knew I was gay and had told me that he didn't consider himself entirely straight and I eventually asked him out on a real date. After the date we had sex and it was awesome until we stopped talking. I learned through a friend he suddenly became extremely religious and pretty homophobic. A few months later he killed himself out of the blue and wrote a lot of letters to friends that his mother seized and wouldn't let go. I think that he killed himself out of guilt for being gay and that I knocked over the first domino that lead to it. I really miss him.
>>674841686
End it and end it brutally. That'll literally get her crawling back
>>674836257
If she cheats with you, she will cheat on you.
>>674841686
>feels pressured in to sex
>wants to fix it by fucking other people
>>674842354
She's still in college at Madison.
When I'm constipated, I use my cum as lube, stick one or two fingers up my ass and dig my shit out.
>>674841195
As much as I want to believe that you will eventually take me back I can't convince my self of that.
You make it look so easy to stop loving someone, you did it over night but I'm still here madly in love with you even though you don't love me back.
I used to feel special when you said I love you because you where the only person to tell me it
I used to feel like my life was meaningful like I was here for a reason
I used to be happy too
I miss it
>copy pasted from mine and my ex's messages
Long ass time ago when I was just a wee lad I found a plastic and fabric object in the laundry room. It was rounded off and looked kind like a filter mask without the filters. I stuck it to my face with tape and paraded around the house feeling like a brass. It was my step fathers cup.
>>674841686
I was in the same situation after I left for uni.
> Bitch said she kissed a dude
> Actually fucked 3
> Broke my heart, felt like killing myself
> Played hard, dumped her like yesterday's garbage
You don't deserve some bitch who will manipulate you by talking to other guys and then making you feel bad about sex (since she's probably banged other dudes when you're away, I guarantee you she says that 'pressured' thing just to put a noose on your balls)
I'm talking out of experience, almost exactly the same.
"I say toss her groupie ass out the window and let that hoe stargaze from outside". You'll find way better
Not gay but woah man. H-here's a hug...*hug*
>>674831794
i had incest with my black step sister at 5, i used to shove paper mates in my ass,
>>674837639
>>674842613
>>674842830
considering she can barely get naked in front of me and actually feels shit about her body, I honestly believe her when she's saying she wouldn't fuck anyone.
>>674842380
If only we could get more blacks to kill themselves then we could get rid of fags and nigs doin this shit
I'm incapable of growing in height and facial hair, I have long hair though. My friend asked me to dress as a girl for shits and giggles but I went all out and shaved and shit. I'm 5'6 and have always had feminine features. I let my friend fuck me and I did it in the room where my parents were right next door to thinking we were playing video games.
>>674842829
I did that with my friends cup in HS but that's because I had a fetish for cups and jocks.
>be me
>be 14yo sex fiend
>uncle gets really sick, his digestive system was fucked and was trying to digest his body or smth
>i always slept in the living room cuz big TV and comfy coach
>futon gets put in storage and he gets a hospital bed moved in
>have to sleep with aunt
>she sleeps in panties and a big t shirt every night
>4-5 days of the week id finger her and cum on her tits
no regrets
>>674842167
>>674842233
>>674842494
As much as i want to end it, that would mean finding someone else. This relationship literally fell into my lap, and I lack the self confidence to find someone else.
>>674841686
>hur hur dur
>she only tries to fuck people because I tried to fuck her
>she's a whore who wants to fuck everyone what makes you think she's not getting dped every chance she gets and will not to continue to fuck everyone
>tl;Dr take your cuck shit elsewhere
The summer between my 8th and 9th grade years I was at a public pool with a girl I was seeing at the time, and her younger brother and sister. We ran into this 5th going on 6th grader that she knew. We were all sitting on this ledge in the pool, like like a bench on the wall, and the 5th grader starts rubbing my dick and I feel uncomfortable. Girl joins in. I tell them that I don't think this is a good idea nor appropriate. Girl has her brother and sister hold my arms down while her and 5th grader pull out my cock and give me a double under water blowjob. I cum buckets into the 5th graders mouth and she comes up above the water and shows me before swallowing every drop. I'm still trying to decide if this was the best or worst moment of my life. I am currently 19.
>>674837639
welcome to 4chan. the place where we all did.
>>674843415
You're far better than her man. You can do anything.
>>674843584
Fuck.
>>674841686
fucking cuck
call her in the middle of the night, cuss her out and say its over, the next day shell be at your doorstep on her knees
>>674831794
a few hours ago i made my own rubber dildo and cant wait to use it tomrrow while it dries
>>674836373
Have this some damn problem. Im positive women are more retarded than dirt
>>674842256
Any pics?
I was forced to move from my home because my landlord decided to be a dick and I had no one on my family side to help but this one fucker that drank alot and I mean a whole fucking lot we are talking about twenty packs a goddamn day!
When I was getting my boxed into the moving truck he kept on drink and lifting boxes which wasn't so bad but it got worse later as he had five then and when he started to get loud and aggressive I got tired of the drunken fuck and told him to just go the fuck home which he didn't and just kept telling me how much of a "bad motherfucker" he is over and over and over when I told him to leave my goddamn place ten times.
So he wouldn't listen so I just snapped and went to my room and grabbed my single action 357 revolver and walked out and pointed the gun right at his face and cocked the hammer and told him "it's time to go home NOW!" that was when his drunken eye's opened wide and started to say "oh fuck you got a gun!" Over and over until he just left and I was about to pull the trigger right there.
So I had to do the moving myself and luckily did so before the last day on the move out and no I did not call the cops because I did not want to deal with anymore bullshit drama and I swear to god if I ever see him again in my life I will pull the trigger this fucking time goddamn fucking alcoholic assholes fuck!
Been a while since then lately.
>>674842256
Do you think your GF suspects anything? Holy shit, this is my dream!
Im bored with everything I used to love
>>674842256
Did you end up coming?
>>674843618
Nope, lost mine to some 16 year old faggit that lived across the highway from me.
>>674843899
I'm bored with life
My main confession.
> Dating a gf for around a year
> Been friends with other girl for several years
> Other girl is horny one night
> Nude swap but nothing more
> Next day an ex gf asks if I want to go to eat with her
> "Fuck it" gf is out of town
> Fuck ex after dinner
> Still with gf
>>674840440
was it 15 days ago? or 14 days and 18 hours?
be more specific anon , its makes you sound more like a piece of shit , continue.
>>674840945
TITS OR GTFO
>>674836628
>-2
Faggot
>>674842654
First name? Or grade. I go to UW-Madison.
>>674843728
give me the recipe
>>674831794
I have uncomfortable sexual feelings for almost everyone I meet, male or female, and it prevents me from cementing any major relationships, friendships or otherwise, because I feel too weird
>>674843733
Well, the girl I dated before her was actually very smart. I think my favorite part about her was that she actually thought about her words before she spoke. But she broke up with me after we ended up at two separate colleges. Sad about it, but not a lot I could do.
I fucked my sister when she was 5 while she was sleeping,she woke up and was confused I told her to keep quiet and not talk about it and let me finish.I finished on her back and she hasn't mentioned it ,yet..
>Constantly wish I was born female.
>Literally zero sexual reasons. No weird fetishes or anything.
Fucking why.
>>674843415
Anon plz, this is going to hurt you in the long run. Don't promote her behavior. If she cares for you she'll insist on staying together
>>674831794
I'm a closet brony
>>674844582
How old were you? And why would you do that.
>>674844161
She's a senior at UW Madison studying finance.
>>674843986
No. Just went down on me for 4-5 mins on her knees while my GF was downstairs getting breakfast ready with her mom.
>>674843783
Yeah... But not going to post here.
>>674843715
this
best friend allowed me to use his facebook, start going through his conversation with his girlfriend, find lots of nudes of them both, im bi so saved both, still blow loads to his girlfriend and his dick, also kinda think he knows about it but thinks he likes it
Why are so many people not wearing condoms? We don't really need more accidental people in this world guys
>>674844721
>Senior
Enh, too old.
>>674831794
I enjoyed the Street Fighter movie.
31yr old virgin.
I keep refusing sex, because i have a negative body image.
lost my last gf do to this,... she wanted to do something on my birthday. and i said no. she thinks it is because of her.
>>674843890
Don't know. I thought maybe she did when I checked out her sisters ass one day but never brought it up.
My leg fell into one of those public squat toilets one time and when I pulled my keg out it was covered in shit to my ankle
>>674843994
Same man. Don't want to kill myself exactly just, wouldn't particularly be super upset if I knew I was gonna die
I have cancer and I'm doing what I can to survive. Did the chemo and radiation and all. I'm in remission now and have a 50 50 shot of living past 5 years. What I don't tell anyone is I hope it kills me. I have a wife and an 8 year old kid so I should feel guilty about wanting to die but I dont. Two confessions for the price of one. Also cancer is super painful so I fear it's return yet welcome it. I'm so cunfuse...
>>674838791
lol
>>674844582 I was 14 ,I was desperately horny .
I wet the bed.
>>674841941
yes.
>>674843634
>>674844686
I know I am, and I know it will, but at the same time I don't want to be alone...
>>674845217
Im openly voting for trump. #makeamericagreatagain
Everyone thinks I slay pussy, when really I don't.
>>674843899
>>674843994
Interest change, I can suggest camping/hiking if you're looking for something inspiring.
>>674845521
Literally my twin.
today I masterbated to mY BEST FRIENDTHINKING IT WAS A GOOD IDEAD BUT I FELT NOTHING WHILE DOING THAT IT FEELT SOOO NOT GOOD AUGH
>>674831794
I am in love with my girlfriends sister and have been since we started dating
>>674845204
this post made me want to watch 50/50 again
>>674845439
I understand that, No one wants to be alone. but it's better than being with someone who will keep hurting you. Plenty more fish and all that
>>674845744
Same guy. I literally broke up with my girl today man. You're not alone
All of my friends think i'm innocent and adorable but they don't know that I'm a sick fuck.
>>674845483
Why would you do that.
>>674845744
>>674846016
Strangely it doesn't hurt. The only reason I'm trying to keep her is so that I'm not alone.
>>674846130
Elaborate?
When I was 19 I started fucking a neighborhood girl who had Downs, she had awesome tits and a perfect ass, she never said no, did anything, it was great, all she wanted was a glass of Mello Yellow and crushed ice when we were done
>>674833100
Dubs, and is it your wife? You say you are in love and she is related, and you are in love with your wife and are legally related to her.
>>674845057
That's why you don't smuggle moonshine through bathrooms anon.
>>674841429
details please.
>>674846263
I understand. I really do. It's gonna end no matter what. It's better on your terms. You'll get through it,
>>674845426
Let's talk about it. Email jm408505 at yahoo
I would have sex with almost all of my female cousins. They are seriously hot, tall blondes, big tits.
>>674838353
are you Chinese?
>>674831794
are normal 18 year olds really attracted to 12 year olds or notice their bodies, etc.?
>>674846644
Checked
>14
>just recently been given the talk
>go on internet and look up how to have sex
>stumble across pornhub
>bdsm
>been having an addiction to bdsm ever since
>turn 15
>lose virginity to friend's mom as the submissive
>no one in family knows
>going on for a few years now
>>674846657
I am not Chinese
>>674844282
white elmers glue and tide then u mix together till it dont stick to bowl no more then pour out the liquid out then wash the substance then knead it then pour hot water into itand knead it under the hot water then make a ball and roll it and soak it in hot water and ill see soap rise and repeat til theres no more then soak in cold water for 5 mins and store it in a dry warm room so it can dry use a glove to cover or u dont have to
>>674846868
what does Checked mean?
>>674846266
I'm really into fucked up stuff. I've gotten off to things like dismembered bodies, murders, beheadings, etc. I'm used to being the young, cutesy one so I've never really mentioned anything involving this or sexual things at all.
>>674837462
Do it
Or I'll call you a faggot
>>674846950
What the fuck is this niggerspeak
>>674846938
Same way I got into BDSM, except I was a little bit younger. Never got so lucky though.
>>674832965
The most retarded thing about that post was the lack of grammar
>>674847026
Hey newfriend :^)
>>674847131
wtf is u
>>674847226
ok...?
I cheated on my girlfriend with my ex
I then dumped my girlfriend because she lied to me
I want to just get away from everything. Problem is I have no money and its hard getting work where I am. I don't know what to do. I'm miserable and seeing as I don't see the point in living, if things don't improve soon I will end my depressing life.
>>674847446
go take a walk at night it gives you a different perspective on things you see every day
>>674847717
2deep
I get violent invasive thoughts and enjoy seeing people suffer.
I'm very emotionally distant other than with that.
>>674840965
You sound like a good guy
>>674847717
I just want a way out. My parents and I no longer see eye to eye, my friends either leave me, die or turn into dicks and I really don't see why I should stick around much longer.
>>674839890
>scissor me timbers
>>674847877
careful with that edges
>>674848048
get a hobby that involves something in the physical world
>>674848048
Get a job, stop paying all of your bills, then use that unpaid bill money to jet. Find a place you like, get a job and open a new bank account so no bill collectors can garnish. Hang out at your new place and build a life. I've done it, you can do it
>>674831794
I fapped to zoophilia, the husky was kinda handsome
>>674848223
You're a retard, stop trying to fit in with your buzzwords, faggot.
This is a thread for secrets, that is a secret. People who know me well actually think I should get checked out to see if I'm a sociopath. You realise mental conditions like this are real, right?
>>674848496
I really don't see how that's going to help me. Hell I've simply lost interest in a lot of my old hobbies. I'm starting to wonder if I have an imbalance or something.
>>674841686
Visit her
Do anal with her
Break up with her because she is a slut
Problem solved
>>674848677
I'm considering that.
>start to like a girl
>start talking to girl
>become real good friends
>people said they thought we were a couple how often we hung out and how we talked to each other
>friend wants to date her
>friend dates her, we all hang
>have to deal with all their petty drama bullshit
>he turns me on her
>i take his side
>realize he's just a fucking psycopath
>they finally quit trying to be a thing
>think I have a chance
>she goes to rehab and comes back and she has a 30-something year old boyfriend (we were two years out of high school)
>realize I'll never get what I want out of life by not taking it like a man
>still a beta
>still a virgin
alack alay, too much baggage anyway but damn I wanted to fuck her so bad. pretty sure I missed a chance at a threesome with her and other girl when we were alone.
>>674839737
I feel you too. That's probably 85% of us fags on /b/
I am full of conflicting emotions about my gf. I do love her but have only been IN love once with my childhood gf. I have empathy for others but dont seem to have the same for myself. Im a functioning alcoholic and i am petrified about the state of the world and i worry about what these corrupt governments are going to throw at us next. Im 33 is anyone else disallusioned with life in general?
>>674849022
Preach, brother.
>>674843618
i posted details and pics in an incest thread not long ago.
sometimes its true. not trying to convince you. just saying.
>>674847446
i honestly feel you /b/ro
the only thing i gotta say is hey if you got nothing to lose
and life is as shitty as it is
then just take a risk and go after what your heart desires.
i did that last year. i took a risk saved up money and left my shitty life behind and went to california with absolutely nothing. it was hard but my life was already previously hard. now im living in a decent place. nobody to fucking get in the way of my happiness. no fake friends or fake family. just me and my girlfriend and a few new friends whom i havent really gotten to know much yet. but that risk i took was definitely worth it and im a lot more happier than i was just last year.
>>674849355
Glad that worked out for you man. I wish I could do that but I can't leave my friends.
>>674841686
Break that shit. She is a manipulative slut who just wants to fuck other men and is trying to make you feel bad for it.
>>674846213
cuz fuck the allahus
Me and my gf are really happy together. The sex is amazing (she cums twice every time)then one day I get home from my low paying job to find her cheating on me with my best friend. What would you do/r/
>>674849633
I would fuck your bestfriend to really show her
>>674849633
I see a lot of guys talking about their girls fucking their best friend. The fucks the deal with this?
Anyway, leave her and break his legs.
>>674849633
Double murder suicide
>>674831794
I was raped by my dad when I was 5 and my cousin when I was 11.
I liked it so much that I think about it sometimes when I masturbate.
How fucked up am I?
>>674843415
She knows this, that's why she pushes her limits. Don't put up with it.
>>674850196
normal by /b/ standards.
fucked up by normie standards.
>>674850196
I was sexually molested at 4 different points in my childhood, by 4 different people, and same. I think about it all the time in a good way. Wtf is wrong with us /b/
>>674849022
Yup. I'm not really considering suicide but I don't really care one way or the other.
>>674850403
details?
>>674844965
>>674844965
THIS IS HOW WORLD WARS GET STARTED
>>674843852
Nigger
>>674850403
Nothing. Everyone, in their heart, is truly fucked up. We just feel like we can talk about it here. I am sorry that happened to you though. That's a tough break.
>>674849633
I'd probably beat her and leave her, she committed herself to the relationship, your mate didn't. As far as you know, she was probably asking for it, tell her parents, whip her and give your mate a firm talking to.
>>674831794
I have a girlfriend and I can't help but jerk it to girls on kik
>>674849633
fuck her mom. its the only solution to a problem like this. and fuck your friend's mom as well. hell just fuck all the neighborhood moms. that'll really send her a message.
>>674839180
Go to bed Eddie
>>674850502
>>674849255
>>674849022
It's always money related. I'm always having trouble with paying my bills. I work 2 full time jobs, one of which pays 15 an hour and yet still every month SOMETHING surprises me. And I just hate everything money related, which is everything. They say money can't buy happiness, but by god not being able to pay my bills sure as hell isn't making anything better. I think about how old I am and how many financial situations I am in that I shouldn't be in until my 40's and that's when I'm like "this is it, pls hit me with a truck"
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS A REAL PERSON TALKS TO ME...
(402) 612-2940
>>674851200
Attention whores like you are the ones who should do it.
>>674851200
Prove it!
>check ed
>>674851200
Nice try asshole. That'sthe same # as the "I'm an amateur porn star" that's being spammed all over /b/
>>674834553
I'm sorry that nobody replied to you. Your hat is beautiful and you should be proud
My mom's going broke and is going to lose her house. If I died she'd get a huge payout with my SGLI. Just make it look like an accident.
>>674835848
okay
>>674836155
nice.
>>674836373
>tl;dr I like nigger dick in my ass
nice
>be me 7 years ago (22 now, i was 15 then)
>never really feel shit towards anyone
>i just watch porn and clear my history except for a few videos obviously so parents don't realize i don't care and think i'm normal
>real reason i go to the sites was because i liked going to the livestreaming stripping sites
>why?
>i called them all worthless bitches and wastes of sperm
>i also tell them to die
>some even cry because of this
>i do it to this day because it's just really fun to call wastes of air and space wastes of air and space
>>674851200
>>674836384
you bastard
>>674836617
nice.
>>674837310
nice.
>>674850619
1st. Biological father. He is babysitting me whilst my mother and stepfather father are out on a date. Cuck.jpg. he takes a shower, pulls me in with him, I suck the D.
2nd. While living in the same house, there was a trailer park across the highway, pretty cool kid lives there, I am 8 and he is 13. We hang out a lot. Eventually I perform oral on him as per his request, due to the 1st example I believe this is okay to do. It evolves later in to what he couldn't find any better words for: "dick in butt" we move away about a year later after many many sexual encounters.
3rd. We moved to Colorado. I live in a place, make friends down the street. Friend has a little sister named raegan. One time I stay the night and Hunter, the older brother, said he wanted to show me something. Raegen then sucks off Hunter. I am fascinated. Later that week hunters father is watching Hunter, raegen, and myself perform sexual acts
>>674837462
nice.
>>674850829
Don't listen to this guy, he's probably your best friend.
Your mate broke your trust as well.
Tell both their bosses, get them jobless. Then, beat them both and total his car.
>>674837639
nice. what does it feel like to have a dick in your ass, anway?
I didn't brush my teeth last night.
>>674838644
definitely still in love with you and wants dick asap
>>674839243
>>674839243
I too fucked two of my cousins
>>674837462
You're risking financial enslavement to get laid. Not worth, even if she's hot.
>>674849015
>pretty sure I missed a chance at a threesome with her and other girl when we were alone.
you fucked up bro
>>674839890
>Why hello Bruce
I eat my cats shit off the floor because I can't afford a litter box.
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 13
>>674841586
My name is Alex and I have a relatively similar story to this. Whats your area code?
>>674849015
>>674852593
you are a fuckup
ftfy
>she goes to rehab and comes back and she has a 30-something year old boyfriend (we were two years out of high school)
she's got issues and all you can think about is that lost fuck
I let my dog fuck me in the ass while beating off
>>674841894
if you aren't able to at least share your problems with her (and vice versa), then that ain't much of a relationship.
>>674852593
bro you don't even know. I am the king of being oblivious to the pussy. I've learned to read and talk to people better but fuck it's hard meeting people with my work hours. Plus I haven't a car and still live with my folks. College drop-out, suicidal, not too bad looking though. Just gotta look to the future I guess.
>>674852944
416
if there is a chick on here, let your secret be that you showed your tits on 4chan...
>>674853684
You could not possibly understand where I stand in the situation, I have no problem solving my own issues alone.
>>674851077
How can you not pay your bills? I make 10.50 an hour and can pay all my bills with plenty of money to spare??? I dropped $120 on impulse the other day ordering the full set of Transmetropolitan and hardly noticed the drop in my funds.
>Inb4 move out, have an apartment 475 a month with water included. Other bills are on me
>>674852823
>OP is not a fag
Wrong place to say that fag.
Had a thing with my friends gf.
>>674852823
>all her videos
>only 6 MB
You're new at this, it's Okay.
>>674853151
I never said I didn't become a soulless husk who cares only for himself and my own primal desires.
>>674853646
>>674845204
Feel your pain bro 3 surgeries radiation and chemo since 2013. People who dont have it have no idea how scary the constant pain and fear of recurence is
>>674853918
College is a waste of life. Room mates leave unexpectedly. You thought you could afford your car payments because you had room mates to cover half of rent. Your insurance is almost $250 monthly because of the car you chose, that was completely affordable before said room mates disappeared. Etc etc fuck everything
I helped someone bury a dead person a while after after seeing him get killed.
>>674854229
i was always afraid of getting worms or aids or some shit after I did it but while doing it, it felt pretty alright :/
>>674854277
also nice dubs
I have a massive drinking problem. Noone knows.
I have no job, even though everyone thinks I do
I have no will to live, even though people think I do
I hide behind humor and I feel like shit.
On the outside, I'm a funny, witty, kind and friendly guy.
On the inside, I'm a wreck
>>674854317
Does that insurance rate come with some lube? Holy fuck.
I got my car for $1000 up front with four brand new tires on it, fixed the minor problems(alternator and driver side front wheel bearing) and it's been great. No recurring payments, 15-30 dollars to fill the tank, liability insurance that's $10 a month. Still in community college so my bills aren't bad, after financial aid it's like $50 for three classes? Still gotta pay for books. Sounds like you took on too many recurring expenses, to the point where you get seriously fucked if your roommate leaves, and that was just a bad choice.
Im white
>>674855244
fag
>>674854709
actually I was questioning how do you manage to do that, but that's a good point as well.
>>674853918
Where in the hell do you find an apartment for $475? I have a two bedroom apartment that's $705. All I pay is water and electric.
Cheapest apartment i could find in my town. Even though it's literally right next to a highway.
When I was 6 years old I was walking back home from school when I saw a motorcycle biker fall off his bike, head smacked against the concrete and I stood there and watched. Noticed he was still alive as I walked up to him, saw he was black and decided to keep on walking and not help him. I found out later he died, this happened in Norwich, England 1997 .
>>674855643
Dixon Illinois, unadvertised apartments a friend showed me. Two bedroom for 475 a month, landlord doesn't give a fuck about pets or what you do as long as you don't tear into the walls. Pretty empty around it, on a mostly quiet road, restaurant right down the street
My girlfriend told me to stop doing acid, yet I still do it occasionally.
I also want to fuck her best friend so bad, I wish I was able to just get it out of my system at least once.
I also want to fuck my math teacher and her daughter as well
In second grade, I gave this kid blowjobs.
Didn't know what it was, just felt good.
