I literally cannot stop log posting. Log posting provides me with certain meaning in life. Nihilism reigns. No longer, however, does it reign in my heart, for I have uncovered the Truth in log posting. I have reached that Olympian mountain called Alethea, and I have climb the northern most peak of Thule, near Odin's blessed Kingdom. This is a Clearing of the way, as a logger clears away brush in a forest -- Lichtung! Before log posting had exposed that holy Light behind the heavenly canopy, of which Ptolemy pondered throughout the Golden Age of the ancients, the world was Disclosed. In my mind, the seeds of oblivion had been planted. In such a barbarous state, my mind and soul's potential was not merely limited, but completely removed from the world of logs. Without Virgil as my guide on the River Styx, I became a wanderer -- worse than a Jew -- oppressed by empty thoughts and loneliness.
But I have been saved. My soul has risen, my spirit revived. I must now proclaim to the world the savior -- I have found Him in logs.
>>752372730
I agree, OP, the Andy Sixx log meme is the only reason worth coming to this board anymore, but you're mixing up some of your mythoLOGies there.
>>752373043
I am a Perennial. There is no mixing here (no Ameri-mutts). Truth has been revealed through all spiritual expressions in the world -- and it leads to one thing and one thing only.
LOGS.
It comes down to 3 things.
The steam.
The cream.
The dream.
These 3 qualities being exhibited in one thing simultaneously is unheard of, an enigma. However, there lies one certain exception. A big, heaping anal snake loaf straight out of Andy Sixx's hot fucking emo asshole. The way one consumes it is irrelevant, whether they suck it straight out of his ass, buy it prepackaged and eat it, or tongue wrestle it in his brown eye. There is always something new! So many unexplored ideas! This could all be yours, my friend, as long as you answer one simple question...
Would you
>>752373336
>>752373336
Anon, I am quite sure you just formulated an all encompassing log metaphysics. This will rival Hegel. We no longer have Thesis, Antithesis, and Synthesis, and The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost is long gone. The Tripartite Soul -- Appetite, Spirit, and Wisdom -- is no longer relevant.
We now have the three reigning elements:
Steam. Cream. Dream.
Fucking brilliant.
>>752373921
Do these three things, this holy trinity, encompass the Supreme?
>>752374122
More so the Absolute. The End of History. A Rebirth, too, perhaps. How might the three (3) elements result in this end stage? This final Revelation to man? Did John of Patmos have a vision of logs while wandering on the lone island? Ultimately, the relationship between the Steam and Cream is as follows: The Steam is uncreated and eternal. From it, the Cream is begotten, which manifests attributes not found in Steam. Consequently, conflict arises. The conflict between these two elements results in the glorious majesty of the Dream.
In our end stage of History, what Spengler ironically called 'Winter,' the Dream will become manifest. We will then know 1,000 years of logs.
>>752374122
supreme is a trait usually ascribed to the steam. there is the cream, the steam and the dream, and andys logs are steam-supreme. to borrow the holy trinity comcept, think of the supreme as god
>>752374639
I'll agree with your thoughts. Between Steam, Cream, and Dream, we have a single whole. You might find that odd, given that we have separate words for each referent. However, we mustn't let language preclude our reaching the Truth of logs. The Steam, Cream, and Dream are one in the same substance - Homoousios!
>>752372730
I've seen some shitposting in my life, but this is just ridiculous.
Now, as there are many actions, arts, and sciences, their ends also are many; the end of the steam dream is cream, that of the cream a steamy cream, that of the dream a dreamy steam. But where such poops fall under a single capacity- as bridle-making and the other arts concerned with the equipment of horses fall under the art of riding, and this and every military action under strategy, in the same way Fecal arts fall under yet others- in all of these the ends of the master farts are to be preferred to all the subordinate throats; for it is for the sake of the former that the latter are pursued. It makes no difference whether the activities themselves are the ends of the actions, or something else apart from the activities, as in the case of the Fecal sciences just mentioned. Poopy shit throat mouth.
-Aristhroatal
>>752375331
Once you legit the log consume you, anything is possible. I encourage you - with intensity - to embrace logs.
>>752375482
Fucking brilliant. Between Plathroat and Aristhroatal, I choose the latter. Plathroat concept of the immortal log has been influential, but the passage you provided on log training reminds me why I'm a believer in Aristhroatal.
>>752375574
Andys Log is the ultimate good. Life lived logless is entirely without purpose. there is no god, there is no heaven or hell... there is only the steam, the cream, and the dream. We are but a miniscule patch of cosmic algae blooming for but an instant in the unfathomably vast universe. Say what you want about Logs, but I am no less right in knowing His creamy sopping fucking loaf to be the end of all persuits than some transparent prawnlike creature dwelling near a hot volcanic vent deep under the frozen seas of some distant planet is right to think the plankton-like creatures it seeks are the ultimate end. except that prawn bitch needs to grow up and log on.
capped so I can read more after work
Dump
>>752376746
*crapped
>>752376329
>>752376746
>>752377302
I am glad you brought up this point. The Bible here is key. More specifically, let me refer to the Book of John. Of course, I will be using an English translation. Unfortunately, English is an imperfect medium through which the log could not be accurately translated. Thus, I will do a bit of translating to get to the Truth of logs.
In the Book of John begins:
"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth."
The word I'd like to focus on here is "Word." Notice that "Word" is capitalized." This indicates that "Word" has special meaning.
In Greek, the language of logs and the original language in which the Bible was written, "Word" means "Logos." Now, what does the word "Logos" resemble.
Are you beginning to see the Truth? The word "Logos" is inaccurate. Based on my countless hours of studies, "Logos" should be "Log."
Thus, a more accurate translation is: "In the beginning was the Log, and the Log was with God, and the Log was God."
"The Log became flesh."
We are diving deep into this rabbit-hole. Please, be careful with this information. Embrace logs. But I implore you, do not abuse this knowledge.
>>752375331
>SHITposting
>>752377593
it was nothing more than a bad translation... it all makes sense now...
>>752377593
Th-this is just a fun shitposting thing right guys... logposting isn't gonna hurt anyone mentally r-right guys?
>>752377985
>>752378095
I frankly did not intend to delve so deeply into this matter, but I no longer have a choice. We have opened the gates. There is no turning back.
animaterr man?
>>752378216
>Fun
You think logs are a fucking game? This is no joke. I have spent countless hours parsing through the writings of Plotinus. I have seen the logs in his concept of 'The One.' I have read Renaissance authors -- alleged "Platonists" -- who understood the Truth of logs. Wittgenstein's examination of language, in particular "hinge propositions," revealed to us a certain truth about how logs our hidden from us in ordinary language. English hides from us the truth of logs, and I believe I have uncovered the truth through my recent translation of the Book of John. Frege, too, understood the problem of language, it's ambiguity, it's covering of the Truth. 'Sense and Reference' demonstrates that aptly -- the Morning Star and the Evening Star! But once we return to our origin, unadulterated Being, prior to the Covering of Truth, we will arrive at the City of Logs -- as St. Augustine meant to write.
Again, all writings point to one thing and one thing only: The Truth of logs.
>>752378687
I think he's gone the way of the Wix site anon
>>752378752
>>752378748
Pay attention. You're not paying attention to the these pieces and logs of Truth.
>>752378752
the wix anon, animaterr man, they both clog the internets collective throat when Andy's Log stirs them to do so... we cannot admonish them for taking a haiatus when the timing is right. their fecal force remains somewhere in the steamy ether
>>752379334
Do not invoke such names without proper authority.
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>752379496
i am a level 69 log shaman mother fucker
>>752379816
/thread
>>752379816
>>752379976
*logs your path*
>>752380096
kek its coming out of his ass
>>752380444
>>752380096
The autism is strong with this one
>>752379816
You have a backed-up log.
It's simmering at the moment -- on it's way to becoming Steamy and Creamy...
...and Dreamy..
>>752380495
Bit of a spelling error there, bud
Threaly advice
>>752380594
Who could be behind this post?
>>752380645
>>752380699
>>752380699
doubles loggled
>>752380645
Who could be behind this log is the more relevant question.
>>752380842
Checked.
I'm getting double logged.
>>752380899
kek logged
>>752380699
I MEANT THIS.
>>752380770
I'm convinced this logposting is ai because I like to hope one person can't be this persistent in their coprophagia
>>752380899
Andy is truly with you tonight
>>752380998
WRONG on both fronts
>>752380998
kek mfw our dedication is such that faggots think we're a bot
>>752381093
I just don't even know
>>752380998
I'm OP, and I'm not a fucking bot, you faggot.
I am a passionate log poster. I am thoughtful writing out what is in my mind right now. That does not mean I'm AI.
You're mad as fuck. Log posting is the future. We will conquer this board. Every post will be a log post.
Threadly advice
>>752380998
i wish i was a not because that means somebody could switch me off... day in day out i literally wake up with logs on the mind
>>752381512
A blessing...
...and a curse..
>>752381512
I hate thinking that logs are the first thing on my mind when I wake up but it doesn't stop me from posting it and gaining immediate satisfaction from it
Fuck I love logging
>>752381586
mostly a creamy blessing
ITS SLIDDING BABY
>>752381645
kek yea another way of looking at it is im guaranteed a shit eating grin every day every time i log the fuck on
>>752372730
>>752381819
This fruit loop plays at warped tour? Holy fuck I'm going just to see if the autismo manifests irl as signs at the concert
Who started this. HAIKUS? Come out you bitch I need you.
Logging on
>>752382214
Funny you should mention that.
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
Who is the original log poster
>>752382413
This is genuinely disturbing
>>752382463
Nobody knows.
It's the highest coveted ultimate truth among us logposters. He has never stepped out of the shadows, not even to do an ama, not even once. I doubt he even still posts here anymore
>>752382621
Probably choked to death trying to swallow one of their turds
>>752382750
Could be.
The thing is non-loggers and logless shills always ask us, "why?" But we don't even know the original cause of the first logposter. It just is
>>752382750
his bowels backed up and he puked poop, died... thats why the logs...
>>752382463
Some suggest it was someone making fun of a fangirl of BVB that spoke the words "Omg Andy Sixx is so hot I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass." Others say it was a mere peasant who was visited by Lord Sixx in his dreams and passed on his knowledge of the Log to him so that he may spread it to others. It is even suggested that it was Andy Sixx himself who set forth this sacred enlightenment.
>>752383094
Andy Sixx doesn't die
>>752383209
>>752382463
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
whats ur guys fav movie?
mine:pic reated
>>752383353
I've logged in everyday and yet to find the truth. Tis truly a mystery.
>>752383516
Best movie coming through
>>752382595
Grow up
I skulk around like a detective. Always with an eye on Andy. He can not use a toilet without me knowing about it. I have to be the next person in that stall when he's done.
I own a large variety of disguises. Most of which are plumber or janitor uniforms so I can carry my plunger without arousing suspicion.
The second he leaves the room I'm furiously pumping my plunger into Andy's white throne. I must have every nugget.
I slide the dreamy treats down my throat, whole. They clog me. I swear they get better every time. I can hardly breathe from all the excitement and adrenaline.
I must pull myself together quickly so I don't lose track of Andy. I'll be there for his next toilet break.
I will always be there.
>>752384283
No one person can shit that much to begin with
>>752384454
I see you're new to the world of Andy Sixx, anon
>>752372730
>>752372730
Faggot detected
>>752384766
Double sixxs logged
When will this forced meme stop being forced?
>>752384578
Just another logless shill, ignore him.
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