waifu thread >>752335491 >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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>>752335491
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>752353023
Natsuki
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it burn
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please
>>752352841
I'm gonna backup all threads from this community and analyze information from all anons and their relationships Xd
>>752352922
Idk, can you judge from pics?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752353177
whoa, an edgy anon I'm not aware of
who said that?
>>752352646
Oh. Is it because you claimed a darkskin? Hmmm
>>752352683
Oh yeah, junny
>>752352753
No!
>>752352800
Loser
>>752352841
Same
HEah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZtUtm7ftgc
>>752353266
That's enough for the next month.
Might drop by around the holidays
>>752353258
Tet's ex-bf.
>>752353266
No lol. Forget it.
>>752353412
Good band I haven't done much effort to explore their discography.
>>752353177
it looks good enough.
I'd like to have a knitted one someday
Rem claimed
>>752351613
>It is the time of year to watch that.
>Internet’s down for maintenance... welcome back to 4chan mobile.
I missed your post..
Hullo furendo!
>>752353162
Cute
birb
>>752353719
tfw not on birb with friends
>>752353643
I said that?
>>752353266
No bully pls
>>752353711
Here's something cute too anon, I claimed Maika but I have this
>>752353710
Hullo. So no ff today
>>752353810
Claim.
>>752353561
Oi Junko, you're staying right here
How are you?
>>752353643
I used to only see Boces getting talked about so I've only listened to that one
Konata told me to listen to Clairo
>>752353813
You're disappointing.
>>752354262
it joke
>>752354042
Ow hey, I guess I'm okay hut still bored to death....
What about you? And sorry but... being in threads is a bit of a waste for me since I hardly have anyone to talk to
You know, as a Christian smasher, your analysis on top level play really struck a chord with me. The way you interpret all the different ways various scenarios unfolding is similar to how we strive the understand the lessons that can be drawn from the different sources from the Bible. It's not worth skipping a beat, we can apply all of these lessons to our every day lives! We might not internalize all of Armadas teachings in one viewing, just like the teachings of Jesus in the Bible in one read through, but if we want to be successful smashers and Christians, diligence is key :-)
>>752354316
So you know now who I'm talking about? I'm still disappointed you missed this whole meme.
Or maybe I should be happy you're not lonely enough to come across these memes.
>>752354600
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
>>752354393
I'm good, just unable to sleep so I thought I'd go on /waifu/ for a tad bit
Rip, I can see why you wouldn't stay in threads for long then
>>752354786
Good meme.
>>752354703
Waifu's own Vigil uwu
when did these meme happen
>>752354897
When waifu beach was going on and hand was here, dragged on for at least a month. Mikan claimed he was archiving every thread from the community (with the help of others while he slept) and organizing the data he gathered from the posters and their relationships.
Then later on CC claimed to be doing the same except he had coded himself a script to do it automatically.
>>752354813
Yeah sorry, I am always available on discord if you want to talk though
>>752355123
I wonder how much a faggot they thought I was back then
>>752355438
Filthy newfag, heretic and megumin claimer.
>>752355438
Pretty much >>752355510. But thats what everyone thought.
>>752355510
>>752355630
what am I now uwu
>>752353667
Wonderful....dress. Did you sleep?
>>752355262
Guess I might get discord after all then, but I gtg now, school starts in 4 hours and I still haven't slept. Later man!
>>752355732
Gay, gay, 5 or so times heretic except you're lasting longer than usual this time, gay.
>>752355732
A faggot :^)
>>752355732
so wait, deux-cent-trente was megumin claimer.. ??
test
>>752355879
that's plenty of gay, my gay acquaintance
>>752355884
:^)
>>752355935
oh no
no judrerinos pls
>>752356287
(^:
So how's everyone doing?
>>752356287
>judrerinos
judgerinos?
>>752353455
Stop!
>>752353561
STOP around my place for the holidays. We can make many dishes together
>>752353643
Boooooo
>>752353834
Tease only
>>752356410
Cooking steak. I shouldn't be on here lmao
>>752355744
I like your waifu
>>752356416
judging
>>752356583
Why shouldn't you? I've been made to want so much food in the time I've been here today, now I want steak.
here
>>752357023
There.
>>752356583
I cannot stop and I will not stop
>>752357131
No no. Just here.
Sunny is grand waifu
>>752357164
But why not there? Why not everywhere?
>>752357283
Because here is enough.
Yuri.
Sayori best girl reporting in
>>752357392
Here is all you need?
>>752357531
Well no I need food and I have to work.
>>752356659
Don't hide cutie
>>752357400
Nice pistol
>>752357786
Shame. Gonna get some nice food and make me hungrier?
>>752357857
I am not hungry right now and I dont work until after tomorrow
>>752356720
Don't worry, we're bros now.
No matter how huge of a /waifu/ e-Celeb faggot you've been in there past, I shall not falter.
>>752357810
hai
I sleep
>>752358155
What do you mean e-celeb?
I never was popular tbh
Id let broly smash my walls and you would too
>>752358075
Oh, I got confused.
>>752358783
oh ya, i love hate fucking
>>752358783
Even if you wear a Kakarot wig?
>>752356846
Well I'm sorry! Wait why look at food all day? Are you binging some food/cooking video?
>>752357160
Cease!
>>752358257
Night
>>752355855
Aww add me! Shinoa#3852
>>752358890
No, i would die
>>752358187
Cute get up. Who is pulling it?
>>752358894
People just kept talking about food, it's the worst. I almost want to walk to the store to get something.
>>752359100
BLAAAAUUGH
>>752359302
Oh dude I know the feel. Sad tgat I've been watching cooking stuff lately. Hmmm, are you home? Got 3 eggs, half a tablespoon of butter, salt and pepper?
>>752359100
probably yoko
>>752359325
Please
>>752358857
Its ok
>>752359469
Ooo good evening deer dog
>>752359549
What a bitch. Is that your yuri lover>>752359469
Itachi because hes cute
>>752359469
I do not. My kitchen is rarely stocked well.
>>752359578
Is it though?
Claimed Hamakaze
>>752359653
k-kinda, d-do you have discord?
>>752359563
BLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAUGH
I think this scene belongs on a "Top 10 anime deaths" video
https://youtu.be/I1Fa9TQMaZg
>>752353023
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>752359657
Totally fine
>>752360147
Already a thing.
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
>>752360069
bread-kun ;-;
>>752359653
Hello spoppy loli. How are you?
>>752359657
Aw. Besides that, How are you and who do you claim?
>>752359965
BLEEEEHHHHHH
>>752360288
He truly was the hero human children needed
I'm out
>>752360449
I also needed him
>>752360431
I'm good, and I claim Brynhildr from Fate/Grand Order. How're you?
>>752360069
This is amazing
Need to watch the anime now
>>752359898
Yes I do
>>752359965
BLLAAAUUUGGHHH
>>752360431
Drunkish. Just hating life
>>752360966
can I add you?
>>752360966
>>752360431
https://youtu.be/JzwbOZKfrUQ
Munu við ofstríð alls til lengi
konur ok karlar kvikvir fæðask;
við skulum okkrum aldri slíta
Sigurðr saman
>>752362198
what in the world?
>>752360555
May Bread-kun rest in piece
>>752360850
It's a good show
The two episode time travel arc is a bit repetitive though, but then again, that's the point
>>752360147
FINDS
>>752360147
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
>>752362385
It's an old Norse poem.
>>752362385
A passage from Helreið Brynhildar that I'm particularly fond of.
"Ever with grief and all too long
Are men and women born in the world;
But yet we shall live our lives together,
Sigurth and I."
>>752362568
Very good.
>>752362400
Just watched this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wls5GhOb_iY
Guess that show will be the next one I watch
>>752361201
Yes of course. Liquoriceotter0934
>>752361521
Eggsactly
>>752362674
pic
>>752362400
amen
>>752362568
oh
>>752362584
who's sigurth?
>>752360147
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
>>752362198
Betra er einn að vera, en illan stallbróður hafa.
>>752362817
skrattar du förlorar du
>>752362626
I'm starting to study Icelandic so I can start into Old Norse, so I recognized it slightly.
>Only just started trying to learn it yesterday, so I really don't know much at all yet, though.
>>752362674
Fairies, despite their cute appearance, can be awfully depressing sometimes
But Fail Nation is still best nation
>>752362722
Sigurd, I believe. The central character in the Volsung saga, also known as Sigfried from the Nibelungenlied. He was the man that Brynhildr loved.
>>752362817
I don't actually speak it, I just enjoy the passage.
>>752363067
Have you read what it's from?
>>752363179
I have not, however I've been told to read through the sagas, going back and forth from translation to untranslated, as it'd help me out a bit in learning. I was planning to read some sagas tonight actually.
>>752363179
Lots of those names sound familiar from games and stuff.
I don't really know about their real origin though.
>>752363179
i don't speak it either, i just enjoy the language
>all of this talk of sagas and Icelandic/Old Norse
excellent, excellent.
>>752363162
"you sound like a commie"
This is amazing
>>752363185
amaze
>>752363840
Speak of the devil.
>>752363840
more cutes
>>752360568
The usual. Fine but hungry. No not steak. Idk what to eat lmao. Also playing GTA v. Slow replies
>>752360966
Das no good. And see my reply tonight above incase you wonder why my replies are long
>>752361521
>
>>752362568
PLUSHIE
>>752362700
Can I add you too?
shinowowo gunugunu
>>752363393
I've only read the Volsung saga at the recommendation of a friend, it was an interesting read.
>>752363462
Games like to use them a lot.
>>752363730
It seems like a fun one.
>>752363840
You enjoy them?
>>752363840
Cute
>>752364004
Wrong pic
>>752364004
SMUGS!
What's good m'nigga?
>>752364058
I'm not really sure if there's a spot to start, so I was mostly just gunna to the proverbial dart throw to see what I read.
>>752364004
I never know what to eat.
>>752364145
I should read more, to be honest. I haven't in a while, not since life made me want to be around people more. I can't lose myself like I used to.
>>752363991
Yours a cute too.
>>752363968
Go ahead and blame me, you're the one who said you were interested in Norse/Viking stuff and I simply told you what I knew.
>>752364058
Definitely. I find old stories and myths in general interesting from various parts of the world- the sagas would be up there along with Greek Mythology, and the Epic of Manas.
>>752364099
No waifu to claim?
>>752364058
and a beautiful one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w
>>752363840
BLEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGH
>>752364402
My interests were mostly in Greek mythology when I was younger. I had an assignment on Nordic things once, I ended up writing a whole passage in runes
>>752364416
I find most languages to be beautiful in their own way.
qt nazrin
>>752364346
I guess I've got the blessing/curse of my job. While I hate the place with a fiery passion, it does give me lots of free time to try this kind of stuff. About 7-8 hours a day where I've got no one around me, and the only people I talk to are online.
>>752364402
And I appreciate it all the more.
Despite accidentally becoming a queen, she managed to make her nation last 91,800x longer than Catalonia, at roughly Eight and a half days
>>752363966
It's pretty rare to find a good comedy anime, especially one that doesn't involve romance
>>752364722
The only people you can talk to being online is frustrating, I know that from experience.
>>752364628
who is this
>>752364584
Even the !Kung?
>>752364913
Gotcha heheheh
>>752364416
Lovely
>>752364572
>blåbärssoppa comes flying out
>>752364584
I began with Greek and Roman, but started looking into other cultures as well. It's been a nice way to look into the past and learn a few things too. I don't know much of the language, but seeing Old Norse provides some window into how those words evolved and stayed with English to these days. Icelandic would be the most insular/closest living language to Old Norse right now. Norn too, but it's extinct now.
>>752364722
I know the feel of having free time every now and then around this time of year- I use it to research food or brush up on languages mostly. And hey, you'll one day be able to go over to Iceland and really appreciate everything.
>>752364004
Do whatever you want
>>752365111
Heh looks like it's my lucky day
>>752365111
this is absurd
i won't stand for this
>>752364913
sorry I got you jewed :(
>>752365111
didnt say stolen so it doesnt count
>>752365018
Part of the beauty is why they are what they are. I learned parts of two Germanic languages and it interested me in how they evolved.
>>752365154
I was always in love with mythology and things like that. Isn't Norn still partly in use in the northern isles?
>>752364905
That's been my life since high school ended. There was a period of a few months where a friend of mine was practically living at our house, but after we both got jobs, we stopped hanging out so much. So since then, it's been rare occasion that I hang out with people IRL. So I generally savor when I can, otherwise it's quite a lonely time.
>>752365154
Well I can sure say I'll be learning a lot. Icelandic, Old Norse, cooking, crafting, guitar, I've got quite a lot on my plate.
>>752365262
it's okay
is this .?
