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Hey, lonelyfag here again~
It's getting dark, the heater is still half working so it's cold.

Come on in, let's have a nice chat~

>want to stay in contact after the thread?
Join the Discord!~
>/3S3CU
>Joining is not required or recommended, just a possibility~
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Greetings.

I am H. Clommings Deybsto.
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>>751927123
I still think you shouldn't need the author to explain his works at all
I won't budge~
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>>751927123
Does anyone know how evil you are? Have you ever thought about killing all your best friends?
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>I'mma start stealing a few things from another thread I enjoy
>I guess my Tarot skills will be put to good use, maybe.
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>>751927240
My real problem with that is...

...it's an absolute rule. It's a rule that says "None of this. Ever!" And I get the point of it. But if a writer wants to package their work in an unusual way, well, what then?

If it's quality writing, most readers should be able to get most things. You can't expect everyone to get everything. Sometimes I have poor comprehension and don't understand something when it's just about perfectly explained, but sometimes I see it a mile away when the first foreshadow occurs. You can wait until the end and the reader will say "Oh, I really liked those nine little themes in there, I had fun figuring them out." and the author says "Oh, actually there were ten, the tenth one was this. If most people can't realize that on their own, I guess I'll have to change how it's written."

But I can be an edgelord nonconformist contrarian so I have an extreme desire to say "fuck you" to the rules. People seem to dislike people who have a tendency to want to do things in a completely new and original way. I mean, there are some places where there isn't much room for free thinking, so you have to shut these people down, I get it. But sometimes people just seem to be too damn traditional.

Here, from a Terry Pratchett book: "Something about the Post Office discouraged original thinking. The letters went in the slots, okay? There was no room for people who wanted to experiment with sticking them in their ear, up the chimney, or down the privy."
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>>751926701
why are cat
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>>751927255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y8wHGlyMDs
Nobody knows how evil I really am...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9vzxzjsv6g
I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends...
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Alright, I grabbed my Thoth Tarot deck
Any of the following (after my post)
>008, 23, 042, 69, trips or higher
Gets a one card reading for a simple query of their choice.
>I'm probably not gonna go into too much details
(yes, I'm stealing this method, I can afford to~)

>>751927923
>But if a writer wants to package their work in an unusual way
I can understand wanting to have a somewhat experimental writing style and all.
I just don't agree with
>most readers should be able to get most things
Just write your stuff, let people figure it out on their own, if they can't, too bad I guess
And just like you said
>You can't expect everyone to get everything
Just let them not get it. It's just fine like that.

>>751928007
>why are cat
no u
probably
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>>751928200
prove yourself fag
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>>751928919
I don't know what you're talking about...
...uh, f-fag.
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>>751928919
how evil you are fag?
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>>751928564
Rolling. Should I take action about my current lifesituation?
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>>751929363
I'mma be a slight bit more specific with my rules then, I'm not taking straight rolling :3

You gotta give something to get something back~
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>>751929213
I-I'm a real badass! Look at all the people I killed, I'm nobody's, um...
...nobody's... b-bitch.
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>>751929451
>You gotta give something to get something back
Well here. Now bend the rules for me.
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>>751929736
show me your gear fag
here is mine
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>>751929451
I guess this I really what I need to understand...
Somehow im not willing to give something equal to what I want. I mean im not expecting to get anything out of life, but maybe somewhere in me is this hope to get something without putting my heart into it?!
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>>751929749
I don't bend any rules for anyone~
Get a conversation flowing with me or anyone at all and when your roll happens, you get what you want~

>>751929894
>I mean im not expecting to get anything out of life
Low expectations mean you'll pretty much be satisfied with anything, in theory~
>somewhere in me is this hope to get something without putting my heart into it?!
From personal experience, things are better when you get that sweet sense of accomplishment, that sense that you deserve it cause you worked for it~
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>>751929855
No, that's not how it works! The weapons I tried to use were the cat hair axe, the potato salad cannon, the nightcap baseball bat, the semen shuriken, the couch fuzz blaster, the lamp glass mallet, the dirt hedge clippers, the comet ice rocket, the golf ball trident and the shuttlecock slingshot and the apple cider thermonuclear bomb, the game piece tank, the die greatsword and the play money poison dart.

B-But I always ended up missing, so I threw the weapon away and resorted to hand-to-hand combat.

If you don't stop calling me a fag I'm going to, uhhmm, b-beat you up and report you for bullying...
>>751930057
oh my the cute tongue
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>>751930125
By the way I got some amazon money, so, can anyone recommend a good anal toy for starters?
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>>751930125
ok then fag
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>>751930174
>can anyone recommend a good anal toy for starters?
Depending on what you want I don't know, I'd always recommend a plug as a good starting thing-ish. Take something average sized, that you think you can take. Don't go for something too big right away if you really don't do any anal play at all.
Don't forget the lube~
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>>751930444
Thanks, and nice trips.
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>>751930057
For me its more that the "work" needs to be what I value. Getting paid for something I do is a scary thought for me. The thought of getting money makes me feel bad.
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>>751930444
Goddamn, I should give myself a Tarot reading now. But I won't~
Sorry y'all, I'm stealing all the luck tonight~

>>751930684
Not a fan of materialism or just anxious/bad with money?~
But I mean, valuing the work is great too~
Just give yourself some love for the result sometimes~
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anime is gay and so are traps
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>>751930
Its just I think too much and know nothing.
I guess everything has positiv and negative sites.
Money can be really useful, but I think the way it is viewed today is not healthy. Maybe I dont like work, because people may look at me like im doing it for the money.(But If its that, than really subconscious) And I feel like really dragged down from all the energy where I life. Its like not knowing who I am but also knowing what I not wanna be.
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>>751931157
Yes and yes.
I totally 100% agree.

>>751931167
Just follow what feels natural I guess~
Take the positives and keep those. Remove the negative most of the time~
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>>751931157
>>751931502
No and yes, You shits.
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>>751931502
Interesting thought. But I have a feeling that i cant let go of negativs things so easy. Its like they are a part of me.
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>>751931626
Grab a pen
Grab a piece of paper
Put the negative on paper.

Thank me later~

>>751931619
no u
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>>751931706
>Has a folder full of anime cat boys
>Anime as profile
Who you lying to you closet anime watcher.
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>>751931818
I-I don't watch that much anime. Not enough to justify it being my thing tho.

But I mean.
Anime is gay.

>I also have catgirls in the folder, ya know
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>>751931706
I like the the idea and will do it today. But how should I approach this. I know that when I will have a debate about whats negativ and if its ok to let go. Its like stalemate. I have enough counterarguments prepared. Im like these kids with helicoptor partens. Im not allowed to play in the dirt. So I die a young age because my immune system is weak.
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>>751931957
>I-I don't watch that much anime
>that much
Fucking new it, Your opinion is void now.
>I also have catgirls in the folder, ya know
You only got about 2 or you would post more.
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>>751932107
>how should I approach this.
It's not an argument between the good and the bad
It's just putting down anything that comes up in your head, if you're thinking negative stuff, start putting it down as it comes, regardless of how bad it sounds, you'll feel better once it's on paper. It's more controllable.
Instead of overthinking (the good or the bad) you just put it down on paper, write things automatically as they come. It helps greatly~

>>751932245
I got at least 5. I'm just not posting them out of spit.

And my opinion is better than yours anyway.
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>>751926701
BUY A PORTABLE HEATER NIGGA
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>>751932400
Maybe I should. But the real problem isn't the heater. It's the insulation of the apartment that's just awful~
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>>751932372
>And my opinion is shit
We know. You're like a kid who hates tomato's but likes ketchup.
>I'm just not posting them out of spit
You'd post them for me, Right OP.
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Any game recommendations?
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>>751932985
I've been playing Prey since I got it during the sale, go get that, it's pretty good~

>>751932904
>hates tomatoes but likes ketchup
I don't like ketchup but tomatoes are great tho
>You'd post them for me
hell nah
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>>751932985
Dark souls or The binding of issac for replay ability.
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you still have a shit taste in qt boys
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>>751933263
>posting lewd
>saying my tastes are bad

You couldn't be any more wrong~

>>751933143
Agree with that. Both are pretty great.
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>>751933346
9s is best
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>>751933072
>I don't like ketchup but tomatoes are great tho
Correction both suck like your opinions. and this guy agrees.
>>751933263
>hell nah
Your a shit OP A SHIT
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>>751933374
He's okay I guess. There's better.

>>751933426
my opinions are the best opinions.
You're just jealous cause yours aren't nearly as good.
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>>751933426
Im not OP
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>>751933542
You have a shit taste m8 fight me
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>>751933542
>my opinions are the crap
We still know. You don't have to keep telling us.
>You're just the best and i'm jealous cause mine aren't nearly as good.
Thanks for the complement but it's to late now. You're still shit to me.
>>751933547
Ya i messed up a bit.
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>>751933585
Aren't you supposed to be bed ridden with a cold? How do you find the time to shitpost with how sick you are, hm?

>>751933797
wow, you're mean ;w;
Can I make a peace offering with this catgirl?
>pic related
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>>751933900
Im not sick. You're thinking of someone else. I post Kokichi
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>>751933937
Goddammit. I got you confused with another shit boys poster.

w-well anyway

your boys are bad and you should feel bad

just like I feel bad about having you confused with someone else ;w;
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>>751933547
>>751933585
>>751933797
>>751933900
All of you are starting to act really, really gay. Now, that's not a problem and I'm not going to try and stop you, in fact I encourage it, but I think you're going about it wrong.

When you act gay, you're not supposed to be all "Oh, look at me! I have such better taste in catboys than you!" Why don't we all try being gay nicely? Think of one thing you really find cute about an Anon, and tell them! If we share our feelings, soon we can stop fighting and start cuddling.

>>751933937
Anon, you start. What's one thing you find really cute about another anon?
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>>751934050
>sweaty boys
He's so cute, look at him give the suck!
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>>751934136
Whats the meaning of the sign on his head?
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>>751933900
>wow, you're mean ;w;
I told you flattery wont help now. You shit.
>Can I make a peace offering with this catgirl?
I don't know now maybe post more.
>>751934136
>All of you are starting to act really, really gay
Well i guess this is where my ride ends now.
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>>751934319
Pretty sure that's the symbol for an atom of Hydrogen.
If I recall the movie properly.

>>751934136
no u. I don't play nice.

>>751934388
>maybe post more
f-fine
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>>751926701
Our discord is having some malfunctions, so in the meantime please use this ;3
/TgYHgmC
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>>751934319
That would be the Bohr model of a hydrogen atom, friend! It symbolizes atomic power, in a way. Perhaps it also symbolizes simplicity, and maybe unity.
>>751934451
start being nice u butt
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NIGGERS
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>>751934463
Nice bait
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>>751934463
>taking the posters in the thread for idiots
nice try

>>751934501
I don't do nice with those who have poor tastes in boys
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>>751934451
Nothing yet. Try posting real girls.
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>>751934501
Somehow I never saw this sign before. But I really like it. So thank you anon.
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>>751934629
It's not like you fags are doing much else with your lives. That is *literally* the whole point of this thread
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>>751934670
>real girls
You don't deserve any then~

>>751934924
the point of the thread is mostly fun and conversations maybe. Lots of shitposting probably.
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>>751934996
How about we start a "mature discussion" about the shitposting?
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Why are you fag man?
That is fucking disgusting do you not like tits?
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>>751934996
>You don't deserve any then~
Okay, Okay i see. You SHIT. I'll have that written in stone.
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>>751935188
I mean, sure, you can try I guess~

>>751935193
small tits are alright.
But that's it~

>>751935262
Sure, want me to write it for you?
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>>751934629
What if I told you steampunk orc-demons from 13th century Italy built an antimatter nuke in the basement of the Milky Way Management Center Building, and it will explode and kill everyone in the Galaxy unless you were nice to me, such as complimenting my taste in music, telling me I look good in my cute underwear, and apologizing for saying I have shit taste in boys?
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>>751935262
Do you have any pics rei?
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>>751935307
>want me to write it for you
No need to worry i got it taken care of. Shit
>>751935372
I don't sorry.
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>>751935344
You've got shit tastes in boys and I just killed us all and I don't even care~

>>751935496
oh, you sure you don't need my help?~
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>>751935307
Whats the best/worst thing about shitposting?
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>>751935598
>oh, you sure you don't need my help?~
Back off i don't need you corrupting him.
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>>751935838
>best thing
It's fun
>worst thing
It can get in the way of constructive stuff when like 20 people do it at once

>>751935945
I can corrupt whoever I want~
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>>751935598
Just because I want to bully dorky ticklish boys, and be bullied by sassy gay catboys, doesn't mean I have shit taste!
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>>751935999
GODDAMN I got trips again.

>>751936022
Yes, yes it does.
This is strictly no bully zone.
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>>751936022
Thats clearly not a shitpost. Nobody is this creativ!
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>>751935999
>I can corrupt whoever I want~
He is but an innocent man in this so begone demon of the mind.
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>>751936207
Could think about drawing a tarotcard for yourself? Maybe its a hint that you should do one now.
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>>751936207
>This is strictly no bully zone.
But the only things left are cuddling and intelligent discussion! Whenever I try cuddling anyone they tell me I smell bad and pull out the pepper spray, and I'm too stupid for intelligent discussion.
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>>751936302
Nope, I only read my own fortune at very specific time of the year and use a larger amount of cards~

>>751936239
I'm not a demon of the mind
I'm a literal creature of lust.

>>751936450
Well
I'm sorry but you're not allowed in here anymore, we don't like bullies, smellies and

umm

I don't have a word for idiot that ends in "ies" soo

WAIT

dummies.

bullies, smellies and dummies. Like you.
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>>751935999
what you mean by constructive stuff?
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>>751936825
I dunno, actual productive conversation that goes somewhere I guess.
Shitposting is cool tho.
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>>751937188
Interesting.I have nothing against shitposting. I find it more rewarding when go for example on /b and find this one really interesting thread between all the shitposters.
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Checking in because I like these threads. And my heater is on the blink also.
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>>751937394
I legit forgot that this is in fact on /b.
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>>751937463
Oh well. RIP to both of us we'll die cold in bed and all.
What's up?~

>>751937394
Am I
>this one really interesting thread between all the shitposters
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>>751937698
I wouldnt say this thread is super intersting. But it feels good, because im normally more of a lurker. I like this change alot. So thanks for encouraging me.^^
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>>751937698
It's a chilly one tonight. 2 degrees. Settling down with a beer and a blanket and hoping for the best. How's you? (Apart from cold)
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Alright, the hour grows late, it's time for me to go lie down and pass out to wake up five hours later~
Y'all should get in the discord if you want or just wait for the next thread whenever I show up again~
Thanks for the entertaining stuff~

>>751938009
Not lurking is great
Usually~

>>751938211
I'm extremely tired sooo I'm actually probably going to lay down and all~
But enjoy the beer and the warm blanket~
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>>751937698
What does Tarot mean to you?
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>>751938619
(means a lot and it's pretty cool honestly~)
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>>751938662
Would you say tarot is just another form of forseeing. Like throwing bones or whatever?
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