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MILF thread.
I lost my virginity to a teacher. I'm gonna drop a greentext of the best night I've ever had. I just need to share it. Don't worry, it wasn't illegal, it was 3 years after I left school. She was fucking amazing, and since that night I only want to be with milfs. Chicks my own age don't cut it.
Pic not her, but its how I left her.
Any pics you have or your own stories, would be appreciated.
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>>751904100
> finish hs in rural NZ move to big city Auckland
> be 20 out with friends at viaduct
> hot milf on dance floor
> slinky red dress, long blonde hair, great slim figure and banging tits
> fuck she looks familiar, I swear I recognise her, must be someone from tv
> fuck it, I stumble over dance with her
> she's down
> but damn, sure i know her, confused AF who it is though
> she's looking at me the same
> after a minute she stops, eyes wide open and screams out my name, 'Omg its you, Anon Anonson!'
> ????
> holy shit its me Miss L!
> my English teacher from grade 9
> used to have brown hair back then and always tied back, wore glasses too, had the hot librarian look going. She was hot then but so different tonight, no wonder I didn't recognise her
> she just looks like a hungry man eating cougar
> gives me big hug, its all good
> asks me if I wanna go outside for a smoke and catch up
> yes Miss L, I mean Kelly
> find out she's in a different town now, is up here for a concert tomorrow night, her hotel is just 2 mins from the bar
> oh yeah she's also 33. Well she told me 29 but i dont think that adds up so I'm gonna assume shes lying by 4 years
> asks what I've been up to, says I was always a good student, she loved my writing, was a great storyteller blah blah, also tells me I look handsome and shit
> feels muscles in my arm in a way a teacher should not be doing
> I get the first concious feeling if I play this right I could be in for some action
> can't get over how hot she is and how good she smells, if I pull this off it will be epic
> get shy and automatically act like I'm in grade 9 again, am in danger of spilling spaghetti
> stop that shit right now dude. Its not school anymore, you're a God damn man now. Besides your dick deserves this, fight for him, give it your best shot
> we go back in and dance
> look over make sure my friends can see. Theyre all impressed. Am getting all the international hand signals for 'fuck her right in the pussy'
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>>751904154
> hate dancing am totally unco, but i get to wrap my arms around her, feel her body, so its not all bad
> she grinds into me and my dick tingles
> nice
> she wants a coffee, too loud in here (lol she's old afterall) would I like to go somewhere we can talk?
> fuck yeah
> walk along the waterfront, stop and look at the boats, its actually pretty romantic. Or some shit.
> there's a cool breeze and she shivers. I put my arm around her. just to try warm her up
> nek minnit, kissing
> we're all over each other, chewing on each others faces
> she makes a loooooong sloooooow moan that nearly makes me cum on the spot
> now her hand goes to my crotch
> I pull back- dude, there's families and shit walking past
> but yep, its looking like I'm gonna get some tonight
> 2 mins walk to her hotel kissing the whole way. get in the lift continue making out, watch myself kissing Miss L in the mirror. So need to fist pump one of my bros about now
> walk down hall, still kissing
> open door, still kissing
> she pushes me onto the sofa, yep still kissing
> tells me wait right there
> oh wow shes actually getting the coffee going
> try to do small talk but its awkward, just lie there half hanging off the sofa with hands behind my head watching her
> I knows she's older but she really does look hot, she's got it all going on
> she comes over
> gets straight onto her knees in front of me
> rubs my crotch, goes for my belt, undoes my zip and we pull my jeans down a little
> oh yeah
> I've already got a semi
> her face goes down to my lap
> kissing all around it over my boxers
> thank fuck I wanked off before going out tonight, otherwise I'd have cum already
> puts her mouth into the front of my boxers
> oh i see whats going on, she's doing her best to get my dick out - no hands
> I feel a tongue messing around, lips, saliva
> oh hang on, its warm and wet all around my head, she's got me in her mouth, fucking amazing
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>>751904196
> and there we have it, with her lips wrapped around it she pulls my cock out
> awesome skills
> gets straight to work bringing her mouth up and down on me
> seconds later my dick is the hardest, biggest its ever been
> I can't take my eyes off her, bizarre knowing only a few years ago I was putting my hand up asking her if I could go to the toilet and now I'm watching her bobbing up and down on my dick, saliva going everywhere
> best sight ever
> I've been sucked off before by girls who almost seem bored or pissed off
> but this woman's taken it to a whole new level
> shes got a way of making me feel special
> I reach down and undo her dress from the back
> massage her, play with her hair as she blows me
> this is so damn good, i would be happy to just relax, close my eyes and let her finish me
> she stands up pulls her dress down to her waist shows off them titties
> bends down and puts them in my face
> motorboat
> undo bra and lick and suck the shit out of them
> they're still workable, not flabby or anything
> with the dress around her waist she walks around the room, flicking switches, gives us mood lighting
> with just harbour lights coming in, I feel like James Bond, this is sophisticated shit
> does a slow striptease for me
> dress comes off
> dances around in tights, knickers and high heels
> I can't believe what I'm seeing as she takes her gear off
> stands in front of me in the half dark wearing only knickers
> I pull her in and go to town on her body
> kiss her stomach, rub her thighs, grab her tits
> avoid her pussy, i just wanna tease her, not easy to do, its right at eye level
> get close nibble and bite her thighs, she starts breathing heavy


> she puts a foot on the armrest and pushes her crotch forward
> i go in for the kill
> put my face up against it, she's wet
> kiss her pussy over her knickers
> pull her underwear aside
> one of her flaps is exposed, i lap at it like a puppy
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>>751904299
> get as much of it in my mouth as I can suck on it while trying to get my tongue along her slit
> she pulls her pants aside further, full access now. forces her pussy into my face
> its wet, she is ripe
> focus on the clit mostly but im all over her, eating her out as she stands there holding my head and running her fingers through my hair
> she gets me to stand up, drags me in front of the mirror
> tells me to look at it and watch the show
> gets on her knees and sucks me
> i can see our silhouettes, its actually really fucking hot to watch
> she was great on the couch, but now I'm standing over her shes really worked up, this is easily the best bj I've ever had
> the way shes moaning its like I'm doing her the favour, not the other way around.
> by now I'm so worked up I'm half leaning over her grinding into her face
> have to shut it down or I'm gonna blow
> i step back, walk it out a little
> seeing her there on her knees, can't resist. stand in front of her again, slowly feed her my cock. like REAL slow its almost painful
> hands on her head, only thing moving in the room is my arse
> pick up speed a little
> them some more
> she's moaning again
> doesn't take long we've lost control
> I'm just fucking her mouth now, at full pelt too
> walks backwards making sure she stays connected to my dick
> i fall back onto the bed
> she goes to town on me
> takes my boots, jeans, underwear off but keeps her mouth on me the entire time
> yep I have to stop, or I am gonna cum, push her off my crotch
> stand up together and I slide her underwear down
> im still wearing my shirt, but she's totally naked, I rub every part of that tight milf body
> while she's standing in front of me I part her legs and slide my fingers along her slit
> she goes to hug me but I push her back up against the wall, keep my other hand on her shoulder to stop her moving, I just wanna look at this body as I'm fingering her
> she's squirming
> starts humping my hand
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>>751904428
> holy fuck this is the hottest thing I've ever been part off
> pinning her against the wall, she's moaning my name getting herself off on my hand
> bends her knees and starts sliding down
> does some high pitched moans which set me off
> grab both her shoulders, swing her round force her down on the corner of the bed, tell her to lie back
> I stand over her, part her legs, hold them open with my own, lean down and finger her some more
> tell her to play with her tits
> she grabs them, rubs them
> I wanted to watch but no time to taste that pussy again
> kneel down get my face stuck in again
> open her lips right up and bury myself in them
> its amazing, perfect puffy pussy, landing strip, little bit of meat hanging out
> spend fuck knows how long eating
> I'm in no hurry, and she's getting worked up
> she likes it when I lightly bite her lips, also gives me encouragement when I tongue punch her vagina
> starts riding my face, making noises, twitching her legs
> awesome I'm gonna make her cum
> keep doing exactly what I've been doing, tongue working her clit while fingers squeezing the shit out of her thighs
> her stomach tenses up, she bends her knees putting her feet on my back
> 'ohhh anon, anon..... oh yeah.... oh God yessssss...'
> grabs my hair, its like she trying to force my face up her
> she bucks and shakes
> yep that was real, that wasn't faked
> never felt more proud of myself
> breathing way heavy she's gotta take a break. I sit back wipe my mouth and have the biggest shit eating grin on my face
> join her on the bed we just lie there kiss and hug and joke around
> my dicks taking a break but its all good, just nice to lie here
> get more comfortable, she rest her head on my chest, we run fingers over each others bodies
> her hand ends up on my dick
> she starts work on it
> squeezing and playing around
> starts kissing my chest, slowly moves her say down my body, by the time her mouth gets back to it, its back at full chubb for her
Cont
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>>751904493
> part my legs she lies in between them
> her mouth goes everywhere, sucks my balls, bites my thighs, licks my shaft, kisses my taint, and sucks my head
> she sits up and gives me a hard fast porn star tier hands free bj
> fuck I so wanna blow down her throat, in a minute I would be
> so good I have to stop it
> starts crawling up and lays on top of me
> we kiss again
> she whispers in my ear, tells me she's on the pill 'don't need a condom'
> shes wriggling around on top of me
> feel my cock pushing up against her cuntlips, all i need to do is force it a little and I'll be inside her, we are THAT close
> she starts sliding herself against me, oh shit this is good


> 'Miss L, I mean Kelly stop a minute I want to tell you something'
> what anon? Is everything ok?
> 'maybe I shouldn't be admitting to this, but I've never gone this far before.' Instantly regret telling her
> no? I don't believe you
> I just nod
> I'm glad you told me. Ive never been anyones first. Hmmm, Im gonna make this good for you
> she kisses ms again, but this time, she is really going for it.
> moaning again
> Gets back to moving her body on me at the same time. that pussy is rubbing all against my hard on
> she's riding me, sliding her cunt all along my dick, and she's teasing
> each time she moves forward she lets the end of my dick rest against her hole, then just as I think we are going to go for it, she slides it away
> I'm in agony
> keeps doing this, still kissing me hard the whole time
> she brings herself forward a little and stops, positions her vagina right on my cockhead
> i think the tip is in
> looks at me and says slowly in a stern teachers voice 'anon, I. want. you. to. fuck. me. I. need. you. to. fuck. me'
> honest, she seriously said that
> and at that moment she pushes down and impales herself on me
> my dick slides right into her
> by the time I realise im balls deep she's already humped me about 5 times
> feels like heaven
> warm, wet, firm, its like velvet
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>>751904930
> hold onto her arse and enjoy the ride
> so this is what I've been missing out on. why have I not tried harder, why have I left it so long
> can't believe I'm finally fucking
> and shit she is rough, she's really pumping my dick
> I just lie there and take it
> her hot little arse in bouncing at about 200mph
> its about now I realise I can join in. I start moving with her.
> that's better, now I get it
> we are slamming into each other, have a great rhythm going
> and fuck we are working up a sweat
> her noises have stepped up too
> she's biting her bottom lip and moaning hard, holding her head up, looks like shes trying to concentrate on something
> oh shit, I'm getting a warning from my balls
> already?
> wanna let lose and blow, but fuck that, I've waited so long for this moment, I cant cum yet
> 'hold on hold on stop stop stop.'
> she gets it. slips off me and sits on my chest
> we both laugh and she grabs my hand, shakes it and says 'congrats anon, you're no longer a virgin'
> top kek Miss, what mark do you give me
> you get an A, but you need more practice
> tell her I need a minute, its too exciting
> while I'm doing this she slides back. Reaches down between her legs and holds my dick up. keeps teasing me, pushing her hole around on my cockhead
> a couple times she pushes hard, and Im all the way inside her again, no resistance
> then just as quickly, slides off
> wew lad
> both laughing, this is way cool
> tells me 'let me know when you're ready, I haven't finished with you'
> gets up and lies next to me
> I put my arm under her and we just joke around looking at the ceiling
> this is way cool, and I'm still blown away realising I've lost my vcard
> shes throws a leg over my waist, puts her hands down to her pussy
> starts writhing 'this is so unfair, I guess I'll just have to wait'
> I don't need to be given any more signals
> kneel over her and take in this sight
If anyone reading will cont shortly, just gotta see to something
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Alright op
Well written
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>>751905166
Cheers mate. Nice to see someone's here. Miss L would've been proud lol. I'd love to show her, she would prolly get a kick out of reading it.

And man, seriously, she was a fucking goddess. I'd give a million bucks to relive that night.

Last 2 posts incoming.
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>>751905044
> sure we've already fucked but seeing her lying open in front of me, hands opening up her cunt, waiting for the D. THIS is now the new hottest moment of my life
> if only 14 year old me could see this, he would have freaked
> again, I can't get over this is a woman who told me off in the playground for throwing a tennis ball at a pigeon. She made me write 200 lines
> and now only 6 years later, she writhing in front of me and I'm going to be cumming inside her
> I lean in, hold my dick up against her slit
> slide it down to arse up to her clit and back again
> bring it back up to her badge
> time to fuck
> push a little, again no resistance
> slide right in
> lie on her, put my full weight on, pin her down and fuck away
> I just go for it
> not interested in her pleasure, I'm doing this for me
> pump her slowly but with real force
> shes happy enough, wraps her legs around my butt and buries her fingernails in my back
> ow that actually fucking hurts, but its a good pain
> try a few different speeds and rhythms. Feel alpha AF
> do my best to prolong it, but after the fourth shutdown that's enough, I want to cum
> tell her I cant last any longer, i want to finish up trying doggy
> before I end the sentence she's pushed me off
> is now on all fours in front of me with her legs apart and arse high in the air
> put my cockhead up to her, push it in
> holy shit this feels even better
> instantly know this is my fav position
> hold her arse tight and destroy her
> just wreck that pussy
> I don't want to hold on any longer I need to blow, I want to offload inside her
> she is pushing back each time I slam into her
> im thrusting so fast, feel it getting close now
> and the sight of it going into her, shit man, this is hardcore
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>>751905573
> can't help it I'm making tard noises
> she joins in with me
> 'anon fuck me hard anon, I want you to cum inside me'
> tell that to a virgin and what do you expect will happen
> I can't hold it any longer
> push her head down onto the pillow
> powerfuck her
> she calls out 'you own me! You own me!' Weird but whatever, I'm cool with it
> four, maybe 5 thrusts and my balls release
> I blow
> hold onto my dick, lean tight back, look down as it fires into this amazing woman's hot cunt
> I even call out 'Miss L!!!'
> feel it bucking inside her
> fall forward and collapse on top of her
> pin her down and pump the last bit of cum into her cunt
> both of us sighing and breathing heavy
> lots of 'oh fucks, holy shits, and fuck mes'
> stay on top of her, completely cover her body and hold her hands right so she cant move
> slowly slide my dick a few more times wanna make the most of this
> boner is going down, it slips out of her pussy
> lie like this for a few minutes still breathing heavy, I'm not in any hurry to go anywhere
> finally roll off, she puts her head back on my chest. We lie like this and talk a little
> well she talks, I just start getting sleepy
> do tell her I think she's spoilt me for other girls, that my next time won't be anywhere near as good
> conversation stops, we are just lying here eyes closed
> finally i say, Kelly, don't mean to be rude, this was fucking amazing, but I think I should go now
> tells me 'don't take it the wrong way anon but I was kinda hoping you would'
> we make a promise to tell no one, ever
> ask if we would ever do this again
> maybe next time I'm Auckland???
> shit yes please miss, hit me up
Whoops, one more...
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>>751905636
> ask her to kiss my floppy dick goodbye just to remember this special night
> she says only if i do the same to her snatch
> give each other a little 69, just a couple minutes worth, my peen doesn't care he's fast asleep
> nice way to finish it off
> she sits up on the side of the bed, watches me get dressed
> pull my jeans up, just before I put it all away I stand up to her hold my dick to her face
> 'ok, let's say another goodbye'
> 20 seconds of kiss kiss suck suck lick lick
> I tuck him away
> finish dressing myself, boots on
> before I leave, turn around look at her one last time
> that hot woman there, my old teacher, still can't believe ive fucked
> give her a smile, say nothing, open the door and fuck off
> catch up with my friends, tell them I scored, nah they don't believe me, one says 'you've just been sitting in subway feeding your face all this time'
> I put my pussy stinking fingers up to his face
> 'oh shit, maybe you have scored, and fuck off that's gross, go wash your hands'
> mfw I did not wash my hands

That was the night I lost it. Easily the best night of my life. Now addicted to milfs. Chicks my own age just don't cut it.
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OP is god tier
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Look at this body. She knows how to use it.
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>>751905740
Mmmmm very well written
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>>751904100
Nice story, op no fag today
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>>751905895

Thanks /b/ros. My first greentext. Didn't want to write so much but I needed to put in everything that happened. I'm just gonna screencap it now and save it. Will show it to my grandkids one day.
In case you are wondering what she looks like. This pic is the closest I've ever found, she looks pretty similar.
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OP, thank you, this was amazing! If you have other stories, share them at a different time and I hope I get to read them, since I'm done for now
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>>751904100
More of this chick
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
TL DR DUDE
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>>751906327
Lord have mercy
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>>751906178
OP, you have more of chick in first post?
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>>751904100
Pretty cool seeing shit like this happen here in NZ

shot OP
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>>751906257
>>751906563
Sorry guys no. I've been searching for more myself! One of my favourite amateur pics ever.
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>>751906327
TLDR version
> op out with friends
> meets his old teacher
> they go back to her hotel
> lots of munching
> he confesses is a 20yo virgin
> shes honored to be his first
> they fuck, op tries to last but comes quicker than he wants


anyone got similar shit to ad?
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fapfapfapfap
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My MILF sister
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>>751906718
damn right, who says kiwis are shithouse lovers? nice to see us represented
I go to the viaduct all the time. best action I got there was a kiss from an irish backpacker.
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do you have any actual pics of her?
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I liked milfs so much that I'm marrying one.

Met her when I was 32, she was 43. Stole her from another guy too.

Best. Fuck. EVER. And just an all round amazing woman.
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>>751907341
Jesus is she single? She looks gorgeous

>>751907768
I do but they're in school yearbooks lol. Have found her fb, its under her married name. Sorry don't wanna be a cunt but i won't post it, don't wanna run the risk of doxxing her
>>751907919
Milfs are fucking awesome in the sack. There's no comparison. They know what they like and aren't shy about it either
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>>751908154
right on. im in the USA dont give a fuck about messing anything up for her just wanted to put a face with the story
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>>751908154
Single with one kid
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>>751908218
All good mate. Here's the closest I've found to what she looks like. Except her face is a bit softer and tits about one size smaller than this chick >>751906178
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>>751908455
Thanks dude. She really is cute. Blonde hair does it for me. Looks cheeky AF like she would be great fun.
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One of my mother’s friends she is smoking hot. Loved every minute fucking her.
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>>751908635
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>she loved my writing, was a great storyteller

Yeah, I'll give you that.

A great storyteller of artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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My mom had some gfs over drinking I hung in my room. Went out for food and they were all over me. One of them gave me a bear hug said if she was 20 years younger. They all laughed. She smothered me with her tits. I went red. Went back to my room and fapped like crazy imagined fucking her. Came in about 23 seconds. She's still good looking considering her age
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>>751908727
Op here. Appreciated. Much appreciated anon. Pity you can't tell her someone on the other side of the world thinks she's amazing.
Would definitely go there. Repeatedly.
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> hot body
> classy
> 35+
> beautiful face

My dream woman
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OP, I came way too much hard from this. Thank you.
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>>751909654
Loving it. Dude. You are awesome. If only....
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>>751907919
damn right, MILF's arent shy about what they want in bed, friends mom
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>>751904100
lost mine to my cousin (grill) at 14.
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>>751909200
>post-op tranny
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>me 21, friends mom mid 50's
>working part time at bar, that her and friends came to for happy hours,
>they were fun and flirty bunch
>she was a regular and stayed too late and had too much to drink one night
>offered her my couch at my place around the corner
>walking her back i started to think yeah i might hit that,
>she wasn't minding my hands brushing up against her tits and ass
>at my place, offered her some water and she got to talking about her shitty marriage, lack of sex
>told her I can help with that, and put her hand on my lap
>let her feel my bulge and started kissing her
>took my dick out, nothing hotter that my friends white mom sucking my dick
>fucked her that night and she comes around every now and then for more dick
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>>751910119
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>>751910448
Nice. Did it stay a secret? Your mom ever find out? Good that she comes back too
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>>751908985
2/10 cant see feet/shoes
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>>751907341
>>751908455
too young
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>>751910781
mostly a secret, few of my friends have fucked her too, we all agreed that she is wild and has high sex drive, older women can be hell of a good time
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Would you fuck this milf?
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>>751909386
one of my mom's gf's was like that too, always hugging and joking about "if she was younger"
and ended up fucking her
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>>751911651
dat teeht
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35, multiple kids
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>>751911719
What?
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I lost my virginity to a milf as well, must have been somwhere mid 40s. It actually wasnt good or very enjoyable.

>be 18, in a bar (yes, 18 is legal drinking age here)
>go to the counter to order some beers
>older pretty hot woman sitting there drinking a glass of wine
>she chats me up for some reason, since i was waiting forever
>start talking, one thing leads to another, she starts flirting with me
>i flirt back, the awkward virgin that i was
>at one point she leans in and kisses me
>asks me if i wanna leave to her place
>sure.tiff
>says she has to make sure im 18 first, so she fucking cards me, and checks my ID
>whatever, smart thinking on her part i guess
>get to her place
>get naked
>she sucks my dick a bit
>put in
>fuck for a while, she cums
>i cant even get fucking close
>after a few hours i just go home, because i feel weird cuddling naked with a random woman

The same thing repeated about 3 weeks later, because i met her again in a different bar. Didnt cum again. Gave her my number, and she started texting me the next day like "hey baby what are you doing, are you going to school?" And i didnt really respond because i didnt wanna have a desparate divorced lady stalking me. She lived like 5minutes by foot from me, so the whole thing had a weird vibe anyway.

So yea.
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>>751904100
why the fuck would i worry if its illegal anon?
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Can someone pls screencap OPs story?
I'm on phone right now
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>>751908669
Holy fuck, moar?
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>>751908635
>greentext plox
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>>751912080
>gay
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>>751905740
Don't care if real or not. That was well written and fucking hot!
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My friend’s mom I want to fuck.
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Former coworker
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>>751915625
Backstory?
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>>751905166
Christ, this, mate
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>>751905426
Yeah, you should.
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>>751915788
We used to work in the same office together. She’d always wear skin tight clothing and do things like pin me into corners or straddle me. Pretty sure she’s trying to relive her twenties.
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>>751915475
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>>751915475
>>751916243
How sexy can she be?
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>>751916777
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>>751907198
nice tits. post some nudes.
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>>751916174
post more of this hottie.
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>>751918011
wonder why she has the Chinese character for 'earth' or 'ground' tattooed above her puss.
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>>751916941
Any pics wth your favorite outfits of her?
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40 yo 3 kids
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You might as well have just tried to get this published as some kind of smut novel, at least then you'd be getting paid. HOLY SHIT.
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>>751910054
That's like the Hitler mustache of female pubes.
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>>751918647
More please.
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>>751919066
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>>751918138
Nice legs
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>>751919266
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>>751918098
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>>751910671
More of your sister and your moms tits
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>>751919458
any pics from your work place? something like a creep shot? or at a bar?
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>>751919425
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>>751918521
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>>751911837
I'm thinking he meant "teeth".
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>>751920567
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>>751908711
Are you really gonna complain though? I'm not. My dick is diamonds.
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gj OP gj, you make us anons proud. ;)
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>>751921001
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>>751921316
Story reads true to me. I think its a case of an anon wins the lottery and has the skills to tell us in detail.

Also I came.
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>>751904100
So this is why the Aussies are so fucking cucked.
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>>751912080
>says she has to make sure im 18 first, so she fucking cards me, and checks my ID
Whoa. She really did that???? Surprised she cared. Also good on you for ditching her, something sounded not quite right there
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>>751911830
Tasty milf tits. Are there any more?
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>>751918128
'Cause she's a dirty girl.
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>>751921545
Hmmmmm. Local and would fuck
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>>751906855
Good man.
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>>751904100
Milf that loves me tit fucking her at work.
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>>751921545
Did you end up fuckin anon?
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>>751908635
got nudes? so hot
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>>751923447
Nice. This one is tasty looking
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Idea's?
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>>751923399
Unfortunately no
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>>751904100
look at this pic, imagine what it'd feel like to put your dick in those holes for about 40m until you cum?

wouldn't you rather be at home playing games indefinitely? i know i would. i guess i'm asexual.
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>>751922683
You can have sloppy seconds, unless you’re interested in spit roasting her.
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>>751924827
turn her around
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>>751925753
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>>751905740
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>>751925948
i would make that bitch kneel and give her some good slaps across the face.
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>>751926148
wow treating her rough
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>>751919436
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>>751923281
More please.
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>>751925253
I’m down to Eiffel Tower her!
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>>751926397
i would love to see more of her
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>>751926297
yep. i like them crying. my wife has a professional job with a lot of responsibilities. she likes to be degraded when we fuck.
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>>751926397
More of dis. That foot sez, “I’m havin a good time.”
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>>751926487
Nope
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>>751926718
you could do my wife like that
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>>751927101
its fun. if you saw us you would think we are the most boring people ever
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>>751927101
Let’s see your wife?
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>>751926526
You going in the front or back?
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>>751927196
I’ll take the front while you loosen up the back, then we can swap and I’ll play with her ass while she deep throats your cock
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>>751926746
>>751926614
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>>751927185
>>751926297
>>751925948
>>751924827
that's her
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>>751916941
She looks very doable here
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>>751904154
>Besides your dick deserves this, fight for him

Sage words Anon Anonson, sage words.
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>>751927535
Nice, I’m 22 and I would fuck her.
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>>751927702
thank you :-)
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>>751927445
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>>751911651

would you fuck this milf?
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>>751927804
lets see he pussy
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>>751925253
Would spitroast!!!
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>>751928207
Hmm, got more?
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>>751928897
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>>751929481
got any topless
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>>751929481
Bet she looks hot when she’s looking up with those sexy eyes with a cock in her mouth
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>>751926487
Yes give me Pussy and Feet pics
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>>751927937
Bump
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>>751927937
This shot was staged at home. Who was taking the photos?
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>>751930822
>>751930883
Looks like a remote in his hand
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>>751908154
>orry don't wanna be a cunt but i won't post it, don't wanna run the risk of doxxing her

just black out the eyes please
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>>751904100
hot shit wow
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>>751924827
More
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Shot OP

fellow rural kiwi in Auckland here.

Excellent effort, represent!
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>>751931002
as you want, see her anklet?
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>>751904154
>had the hot librarian look going

>loses virginity at 20 at a one night stand with a whore who hit the wall
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>>751931248
>see her anklet?
So, you share more than just her pictures, eh?
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It sure happened bud.
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>>751923345
Moar of those tits!
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>>751930146
still here anon hsve pics you like
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>>751931338
she looks like she would?
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>>751927692
One of the best lines in this epic greentext.
So descriptive, it felt like I was there. I felt like OPs dick was MY dick.

>>751931179
Another country kiwi here, ex Mid Canterbury now living in Ponsonby. I can think of 3 high school teachers I'd love to dick.
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>>751931514
You can never tell from the looks. In pictures of mine in her late 20's she looks like a sweet little innocent - the truth was somewhat different
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I dont believe a damn thing you say. You keep mentioning how surprised you are that shes still hot and not saggy and old. Shes in her early 30s you faggot not close to menopause. What a fucking beta virgin fuck. I was just waiting for you to say her tits felt great like sand bags
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>handsome
>good game

>uhhh i lost virginity at 20 with some milf guys
Totally happened, totally all of this is true
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>>751905740
OP, thank you for that, not only was it fucking hot to read, but you wrote it well and I am fist bumping my computer right now in your honour. Good fucking job.
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>>751904154
why do things like that never happen to me
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>>751931791
cool care to swap pics?
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>>751904100
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>>751905740
well written OP!
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>>751911651
hell yea
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>>751918011
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>>751933059
love it
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>>751904100
>Home for the holidays, on leave.
>Recently dumped my girlfriend, and I've got a raging sexual appetite at 21
>Friend's mom usually lets me crash at their place when I'm in the area so I don't have to spend money on a hotel.
>Trying to find people to fuck in the area, it's not going well, so I turn to some porn.
>Downstairs with the guest bed, while my friend and his mom sleep upstairs.
>Thought I heard someone on the stairs...naw it was just my imagination.
>Pop a load while watching some girl take it balls deep in her ass. Finishing up with a few hard tugs, when a shadow catches my eye.
>"Fuck my friend just caught me masturbating...awkward."
>See flowing hair come around the other side of the screen and a nightie.
>ohshit.jpg
>Before I get a chance to cover myself up, her tongue is cleaning me off, lips sucking the tip for the last bit left.
>Grabs for my hands and starts licking them clean as well.
>At this point I'm just looking down with some dumb face, as my friend's mom remarks how I taste.
>Turns around and plays with herself a bit, brushing her silky night dress against me while giving me half a lapdance.
>Picks another porno on the site, and then starts grinding her wet pussy against me as the sound starts to play.
>" Hope you don't mind...I watched. "
>Give her one slight buck before she guides me inside of her. Bouncing on my cock like a pro.
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>>751933412
>Tells me to tell her when I'm cumming again.
>Wonder if I should, and just shoot my load deep inside of her...give her the signal.
>She whips around and finishes me off, deepthroating me like a pro. Drinking every drop.
>Holy shit...I want another piece...
>Watch her as she sways her hips and turns the light on in the kitchen...starts to make a cup of coffee.
>Push her over the counter and pull at her hair and ask if she's done with me that quickly?
>Tells me if I wanted seconds I could have asked nicely.
>Fucking her a second time I ask if her womb was thirsty too...she bucks back against me and tells me to fill her up.
>I do, she wiggles her hips until my cock stops throbbing, takes her coffee and heads back upstairs.
>Giving me bedroom eyes on the way back up, I clean the floor from the cum dripping from her pussy and proceed to plan the rest of my trip around fucking my friend's mom.
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>>751933498
Excellent story. would read again.
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>>751933122
>>751933059
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>>751934311
Would so love to position myself on top of her and slowly pump away
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>>751934311
>>751935202
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>>751905862
Wow, until now I was thinking that everything was a product of Op's phantasy. .. but if this is the chick.. lordy.. im speechless
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I lost my vcard to a fucking cunt that i knocked up at the very same time worst decision of my fucking life
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>>751926487
Gross
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>>751935409
>Losing your virginity and getting the chick pregnant in one go
How does one fuck up this bad?
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MILF sis
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>>751935639
trust me the big head took that day off the little one was all about getting wet
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>>751919266
>>751919436
full nudes?
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>>751926487
nudes?
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http://1b.yt/e1V9i
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>>751923345
What do you do that you can fuck at work? Wish I could.
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>>751906855
fucking thank you,
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>>751936146
Keep going
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OC want more?
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>>751936651
she fappable?
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>>751936766
no, but keep dumping the sea witch
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>>751936766
Yes sir. Yes sir she sure is.
Ty
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>>751937332
nah
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>>751937530
what want to see anon?
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friends mom
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>>751935673
moar of those titties, please
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>>751937649
Please to show milfy bobs and vagene

>>751937731
>>751937736
Ten out of ten
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>>751937923
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>>751926487
>>751936146
>>751936766
>>751938096
Please, please stop posting
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>>751938096
Feel free to keep dumping. I like. I'm at work and cant post but will be lurking.
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>>751904100
>Pic not her, but its how I left her.

Passed out on the floor? Are you Bill Cosby?
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>>751938293
Am not that guy, but she isn't bad. I've seen worse, and at least he's contributing
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>>751904154
>can't get over how hot she is and how good she smells

You went out for a smoke. She smells like a fucking ashtray, twat.
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>>751938096
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>>751935332
>1511159107701.jpg
how fucking new are you? this filename means he literally saved it off 4chan
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>>751904100
older divorced woman that lived in my neighborhood had a thing for young dick- she was always looking for guys to help her around her place, think it was alot of us guys first fuck
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>>751916941
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>>751939236
OMG post everything you have her. This is the sexiest photo of any woman I have EVER seen.
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>>751939450
RIP GRANNY
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>>751939236
>>751939450
>>751939760
How do you think her throat got so stretched out?
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>>751939893
Removing a cyst?
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>>751936722
>>751939586
Yum yum
Got more?
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>>751939586
>>751936722
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>>751939760
>>751939893
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>>751940663
Just what this thread was missing, this poxy whale. So pleased you could post her for us again.
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>>751906855
just read it. pretty good and intense
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>>751939893
She is plain and not attractive.
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>>751941013
So what's the real story here. Obviously, this isn't your "friend's mother" and these pics are more than ten years old. They've been posted her hundreds of times now. You must be really fucked up over this woman. Did she dump you?
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>>751905740
Well done OP. This will be around for decades to come
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>>751912080
nice
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>>751936766
Post a pussy spread of her. You won't cuz she is dead.
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>>751926487
Even this is below /b's standards.
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>>751942546
I'd fuck her.
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Fuck well me in the arse hole.

OP here. Just browsing the catalog and surprised AF to see my thread still up. Tf? I started it 11 hours ago.

Imma gonna have to check out the pics people have dumped. Awesome, I'm in the mood too.
/unzips.
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>>751938937
You must be new. She used to get spammed in every thread. Also, she looks like death.
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>>751940093
What’s her info?
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>>751938937

This one would be nice if she’d shave that nasty bush.
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>>751942901
Did not realise. Thanks for the info. Yes I am a newfag
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>>751939042
geez grandpa get a new camera.
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>>751922610
underrated post
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I miss Nancy Williams. She once told me "Oh, Dr Anon, I'm so flattered. I told this guy I'm 44 and he thought that was my bra size!".
We called each other "Doctor". Long story, don't ask.
She was more like a full-on 36C. Her mantra was "If you can laugh, or if you can make me come, you can stay." Good times.
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>>751942901
I'm not new. I don't recognize her.
Go ahead, try to insult my memory now.
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>>751944790
Do you think my wife is hot?
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>>751912749
I'm working on an imgur album rn
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>>751942901
>>751944790

Same here. I think he must mean this one.

Looks like a corpse. Gets spammed to every thread. Completely revolting.

>>751930965
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>>751944962
so funny. never seen this before.
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>>751944686
is this humor from the fifties? if only i were alive then/
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>>751945085
Yeah, fucking hate her. Wish he'd fuck off.
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>>751912749
https://imgur.com/a/twnqz screencap I hope that it's in the right order
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>>751937805
This cunt.
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>>751945476
yes...?
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>>751945616
Thread cancer
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>>751933498
http://prntscr.com/hew7c5
screencap because I have nothing better to do
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>>751945705
por que?
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>>751945795
If you don't know why you must be a new here.
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>>751945795
Some guy spams her here same time nearly every day. Dumps a shitload of the same non-nudes while cheering himself on. Complete arse.
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>>751946117
Come back in a few hours. He'll be here fighting with everyone.
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>>751945085
I'm the one who posted her, I just thought she had a nice body for an older chick, and I like pale skin. I got her stuff from Tumblr and found more in the archives, didn't know there was a backstory.
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>>751946543
Some guy posts her way too much.
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>>751946117
>>751946267
i think he said he's disabled. takes his porn collection deadly serious. but has shit taste like you wouldn't believe. you can tell it's him because he gets all excited about his "kt." from what i gather he's into mature age prostitutes.
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>>751935673
more sis
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>>751946117
Which one are we talking about?
>>751926487
or
>>751937805
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>>751923447
Looks like a MILF I know and would like to know better!
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Somebody tell me how this shit thread is up over 12 hours, prune this dog
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>>751948293
Said the guy that just bumped it.
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>>751948377
Ahh fuck me
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>>751905740
very nice story. Thx Anon
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bump
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>>751947786
The guy who posts kt and other shitty non-nude bag-girls.
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>>751947786
Ha ha, I love the first one. At least it's OC.
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>>751947786
Fuck This old bitch >>751926487 has great legs I’d let her wrap them around my hips any fucken day
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>>751923281
moooooooore
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>>751911651
Her face looks like mid-90s 3D modeling.
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>>751949626
Must be doing something right. Look what I dug up.
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>>751926487
Isn't this the same broad that gets posted in the YLYL threads?
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>>751923345
I would smack her udders at work, so hard
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>>751936722
>>751939586
>>751940093
>>751943161

From Tennessee
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>>751950231
not sure
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>>751923281
nice , post more
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>>751925253
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>>751949967
moar I’ll take whatever you got of her
>>
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Wife. 31 with 2 kids.
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>>751950554
Haven't got any. I found that in the archive.
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>>751950640
>>751950670
same woman?
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>>751950676
ok thanks anyway anon
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>>751950670
Jesus, what a disgusting mess of a pussy.
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>>751950718
Nope
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This gay LARP shit is cancer
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>>751904100

I've never even fantaized about a teacher. You got some issues with authority don't you anon?
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>>751950718
nah , she has a hairy pussy and a better vagina
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>>751944962
Her face is in the side mirror you fucking retard. Jesus Christ. Are most people this stupid? Maybe so if they get off by sharing pics of their spouses to strangers, or pretending to. Fucking vile scum tbh
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>>751950878
faggot
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>>751950884
let's see it then. enough with the clothes
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