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>>751806048
>i will never throw a really awesome party
>I will never wake up the next morning after blacking out drunk
>you will nevcer be a stranger just sleeping on my couch as I leasve my room
>you will never awkwardly, look at me with that confused face and messy hair as I clean the apartment and ask when you're leaving
>you will never selfishly help your self to my food and just talk about how your week is going despite not being asked and me clearly wanting you to leave
>you will never smile, pat me on the back, and leave just as I was beginning ot fall in love with you, always to wonder who that mysterious homeless looking stranger was
>>751806205
wtf chad.
>>751806205
>you will never show up to fix my air conditioner
>i will never watch you swear and curse as you clean the dust out and add new parts
>i will never see the tip of your butt crack peek out and wiggle in my face as you do all that work
>you will never accept a beer afterwards and sit on my couch, putting your dirty feet on my coffee table and laughing as i move to clean it up
Be gentle pls
>>751806511
twisted.
you look like you get lots of chicks.
>>751806048
>>751806581
9/10, you look charming.
>>751806570
I’m told I’m cute/attractive a lot but I’ve been in a committed relationships for going on 3.5~ years now. It’s been so long since I’ve thought about picking up chicks I’m sure I’ve lost my touch by now lmao
>>751806656
kill youself
>>751806706
thanks really appreciate it, unfortunately I'm anything but that irl though haha
Blll
>>751806511
>we will never get drunk on the same beach
>you will never come over and ask to have a beer, and then end up taking six from my cooler
>we will never talk as the sunsets over the ocean, about life and all its intricate mysteries
>we will never look at each other, then down at the ground as we find we have nothing left to say
>you will never whisper 'be gentle please'
>as you light one last cigarette and place your hand on my knee
>>751806048
Hi
>>751806972
cute kik?
>>751806936
I’ll never stop thinking of things to talk about you, friend. And if I ever do, you can rest assured it’ll be because I’m too drunk to talk anymore with you.
neckbeards of b :)
hi fags
>>751807176
oh my. please hold me friendo. ill be gentle. c-can we skinny dip?
>>751807315
>you will never show up at my house party in the winter and say 'hi fags'
>you will never start pelting the calm party guests with snow balls while laughing at how gay everyones being
>you will never notice my erection and tackle me down to wail on me
>you will never stand up, revealing the violence also gave you an erection
this one didn't come out quite well my melatonin is kicking in
Gotta guess which Faggot I am
>>751807582
Oh goddamit, forgot that sideways shit happens.
>>751807582
very clearly the fingerless gloves one
as only a internet memelord would wear them
>>751807359
Super bad dysmorphia here, so skinny dipping is a no go. But I do love swimming so I’m down for that anytime!
R8
>>751807582
i sincerely hope the one on the left. btw the easiest way to fix that issue is to not rotate with windows photo viewer, that just messes it up more. open up paint, rotate it there, save, and it hsould work fine.
>>751807643
there's no dysmorphia when you're under water. come with us anon
>>751807794
Uhhhhh, iphonefag here....
>>751807880
hahaha good luck with that.
>>751807910
I think I got it...
>>751807962
FUCK. well, atleast this is more viewable.
>>751807962
>you will never be those weird cosplay boys that go to my school
>you two will never note how I could cosplay as one of the girls from your chinese cartoons, even though im a boy
>you will never corner me in the hallway, push me down, and raise your hands devilishly as you prepare to force crossplay me
i really hope you're the guy on the left, but id have a threesome with the both of you tbh
Comments/concerns?
Dis me
>>751808185
you look like a normie, shouldn't be insulting unless you're a robot
>>751808058
Y’all are right, I’m on the left. Why does everyone hope I’m the one on the left.
>>751808179
Nice hair.
>>751808230
Yeah i can see what you mean. I have like a generic person face.
>>751808258
cuz you're a qt and the other guy is just kind of okay looking.
i wish to hold your hand
>>751808258
Because you have a cute feminine face
>>751808335
which again, isn't a bad thing, at least you know you can land some girls (guys??) without too much effort
>>751808179
hey Ben
>>751808467
Landed myself a guy so youre right haha.
>>751801581
I just killed myself, check my thread
>>751808556
AAAAAAAAA A GHOST
>>751808478
Hey pal
>>751808605
G-G-G-G-GH-GHOOST?!?!?!
>>751808624
OH SHIT BEN GOT DOXED
>>751807730
you look like you're an absolute ass kicker at speed running mario games
I don't smile because I want to off myself
>>751806899
How old are you?
>>751808556
lmfao
>>751808726
can i talk to u on snap or something
>>751808726
kys kiddo
>>751808726
Brooding moody type 10/10
>>751808769
What's your snap
>>751808779
Don't have to tell me twice
>>751808805
Small animated man type 11/10
>>751808865
sadb0y2002
>>751808726
timestamp
>>751808726
potato nigger/10
>>751806899
n igga u 8
hello!
>>751806899
Clinton
>>751808706
AAAAA NO
R8, cuz this is now /soc/
>>751809063
its just a refernence to a yung lean album (unknown death 2002) also sadb0y
>>751809138
I will add you tomorrow. Promise :D
>>751809130
fat, greesy, mexican/10
>>751809130
kek you look like you molest little boy poopers
>>751809138
>young lean
I'd love to be your abusive bf
>>751809106
oh shit i thought that was the girls snap disregard this
>>751806048
>>751809227
siunds good
>>751809231
Ole, motherfucker
My tacos are the best
>>751809275
im not gay sorry fag. also its YUNG lean not young lean
>>751809227
sounds legit
>>751806713
The fuck dude. If you're in a relationship then you should not be thinking about picking up chicks
>>751809333
gokolo or piccoku
>>751809265
Lets see what you look like lel
Papi
>>751809357
well judging from your photo, they may be a little too good.
>>751806899
nice dubs
cute in a nerdy girl kinda way
(just in case not as an insult, a boy) could pass
>>751809382
i'd rather you be a pedo than an unironic suicide boys fan tbh
>>751807315
Damn bro you a fag? i would fuck the shit out of you
>>751809508
Youd be right
At least i have a gf
Sure why not i'll try this-
>>751809636
Have your tacos done harm to her also?
>>751809573
how dumb are u dude? yung lean is sad boys. suicide boys are a completely different rap duo. i dont even like the suicide boys actually.
>>751809477
You're grotesque, everything about this picture is disgusting
>>751809746
your big ass nose wasn't going to fit under the shirt was it?
>>751809473
better than your beaner ass LEL
>>751809812
lmao something about "grotesque" made me fuckin lol like damn dude thats kinda harsh
>>751809926
for the record i think the mexi fat dude is better looking than u
>>751809812
Thank. 3yrs ago to now and I still got it. x
>>751809769
Only when my massive body slams into her butthole
>>751809897
I guess not
>>751808726
Another one, this time with less color
Should I kill myself because I'm not attractive?
>Generally in a constant state of Jotaro RBF
>>751810113
yes
>>751809926
In mothers basement, planning another school shooting, neckbeard?
>>751806581
If you get a nice haircut you could be a 8/10
>>751810093
Pretty
>>751810161
Thank you anon
>>751809926
Holy shiet! you nasty jabba the hutt looking faggot
>>751810263
Anytime anon
how about me guys? :)
>>751810113
If you think you should die and have to question if you should be alive then thin the numbers of the human race and do us the favour. >>751810178
u so mad u got baited
>>751810359
Going bald faggot/10
>>751808726
trap?
>>751810359
You look like one of those gay makeup artist on YouTube. That said though, you have really pretty eyes
>>751810359
fucking weird
youtube babies icecream, you creepy mother fucker
>>751810359
You look like an Italian. I don't like them.
>>751810443
drink more
5/10
>>751810359
>science tattoo probably got it while drunk
> a slight smile that isnt forced
>backwards hat
>pierced ears
>well kept hair and beard
> shaved mid part of your eyebrows
>contacts
conclusion bait or normie
Evening guys.
>>751810497
Drink more?
>>751810377
I agreed with the initial statement, but what faggot doesn't question whether or not to end his life on a daily basis? Kys cunt
>>751807453
Btw I ll ALWAYS show up at your party and say hi fags and no there wont be any snowballs just snowmen fag
>>751809631
Thank you for that usually ppl think I am a criminal.
>>751810538
You'll make better faces and maybe smile a little. It's for your own good.
>>751810377
Not even mad tho lol
>>751810417
Not since I last checked
>>751810569
>Healthy people
You fucking mongol
R8 wit no h8
>>751810670
giraffe who cant go 100m near any zoo/10
>>751810598
Manlet.
>>751810670
You look like a cool guy.
>>751810717
manlet?
>>751810670
>no h8
>4chan
>>751810670
Get some sun you gross faggot vampire/10
>>751810648
Wow holy shit
Do you actually have goodboy points? Do you actually "reee" in public?
Im feeling like you do
serious question, what job do you hold down, if you can?
>>751810757
Judging by that picture, your height is 175 cm or less. Aka manlet. Unless I'm mistaken.
>>751810113
you look kind of like martin schkreli
>>751810113
You r a 7.5 faggot
>>751810778
Lol mobile poster
>>751809435
I didn’t say I was thinking about picking yon chicks lmao I said it’s been a long time since I’ve thought about it because I’ve been in a relationship
I’m faithful thank you very much
Sup fam
>>751810883
I'm not a mobile poster you retard
>>751810816
You realize healthy people don't think about suicide daily right? You're not actually stupid are you?
I'm a sous chef, own house, finances sorted, baby on the way, gym when I can, but what about you?
> but what faggot doesn't question whether or not to end his life on a daily basis?
I get you're depressed, get help being toxic on 4chan isn't making you any happier
>>751810996
Lol k
>>751811132
not your baby kek
>>751811132
>lift every day
>it prevents suicide
Holy shit, anon.
>>751810935
HOLY FUCK!!
I went to school with you
>>751809300
joe?
>>751811132
I think you have the wrong poster, fagwad
>>751811206
Intelligent input, however it's false, you enjoy your depression and I'm going to go enjoy life. Have a good one.
>>751811286
Ayy, sup fam? High school / college?
>>751806972
you know the drill...Tits or GTFO>>>>
>>751810648
Lol, I wish. I'm just really good at not looking like a walking corpse.
>>751810839
I'm actually somewhat complacent with that comparison.
Bikefag here. Get gud and dust some road. Biked 20km in about 7hr one day...regretted it for a week.
>>751811430
u dont have a good tongue u prob shouldnt show it in pics just being real
>>751811566
if youre such a bike fag why do u look so damn unhealthy
>>751811274
Where did he say it prevents suicide?
Twisting words is a powerful but snide thing to do, anon only ever mentioned suicidal thoughts and not having them, at no point did anon say lifting prevent suicide.
Fool
>>751811132
>>751811312
Lol nigger is just taking shots at whomever it is he perceives on the other side. Ironic enough though,
>>751811132
Hit the nail on the head, I'm pretty fucking toxic in my attitude towards others. I'm quite nice and respectful online, but when faggots/cunts/kikes/spics etc. Waste my time irl, I start being manipulative and abusive.
>Good accidental advice, anon!
>>751807730
9, great hair
>>751811566
A mobility scooter never is and never will be a bike but you can keep your autistic dream alive
>>751811586
Poor pose for what really isn't a good representation. Maybe I could show you sometime ;D
this is what net nuetrality fears.
>>751811809
Off yourself
Something tells me you still dwell in either the attic or basement, leeching off your parents who despise you
>>751811619
What, Big guys can't bike? I weigh 220lbs and stand 5' 9". Do some math, spingbill.
>>751811928
You look 13 at a push
You fucking clown
>>751811928
10/10
psssh... nothin personnel... kid...
>>751811985
w..what did you just call me?
>>751811928
Real ultimate power!
>>751812095
Show tits.
Or dick idk
>>751811950
That's not even my house dog. I'm homeless. If you see me skating 'round your city dab me up.
>>751811985
That's a lot of weight for you height, you bike have you considered an even healthier life style?
>>751812095
The miserable face of /b/
>>751812171
???
>>751812157
Add me on Snapchat not crazy enough to post my face on /b/ but my user is GranniesCummies
I'm a guy. 23. UK, Bored and you're cute
>>751812146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3juaQvrlsZw
>>751812157
Tits or gtfo
>>751812167
a mystery for sure.
>>751812180
i fill out the stereotype of a /b/tard pretty well, i'm living with my dad still n i'm a depressed highschool dropout.
>>751812095
The dead stare of a true faggot right there
>Hats off my good gent.
>>751812180
I know it is. I have had a shit life so far. And Thanksgiving is upon us. Guess who is stuck cooking this year.>>>this guy<<<
>>751812275
If you see me skatin' 'round your city, dab me up. I travel whenever I get the chance and bum roofs from internet friends.
>>751812332
As I've aged I've learned like many others like is only what you make it so if you're a depressed drop out, simply do something about it, the day you do is that day you'll start to change for the better
>>751812288
Idk anon. Was probably going to go to bed soon
>>751812442
Do or don't phones dead either way so add me now chat later you won't regret it ^_^
>>751812500
>^_^
G e t
C a n c e r
>>751807730
Retarded?
>>751812436
yeah, i'm tryin, but i had some years in an abusive relationship i'm recovering from. was on zoloft for some months, quit it bc of the side effects and it had some perm effect already where i get randomly dizzy n faint, fun shit.
i'm not exactly getting a fresh start in life or anything, but i'm working on it. two years ago i was terrified to even make a phonecall, a year and a half ago i decided i dont want to die, n now i can go to the store myself and make appointments. pathetic as shit, but it's still progress. really slow goin when you're trying to cope with mental illness instead of druggin yourself up.
>>751808185
You look like a pedophile in training. Also fix your wonky eye, you mongoloid.
>>751812560
^ _^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^^ _ KAWIAI DESU
I'm good for cancer thanks but knowing "^_^" triggered you made me kek, someone was bound to be triggered
>>751808726
How could you want to die with that face/boob/complexion/hair combo. Bitch you won the fucking genetic lottery
>>751812695
Not even mad tho lol
You just look like an actual tryhard faggot trying to use emotes to pick girls up on /b/
Like what the actual lol
>>751812793
But I bet I get laid more than you, what's your point here?
>>751812976
love the jojo shirt
>>751812843
>laid more
I get it every night
I have a wife, and kids
And i never emoted for a years long relationship
Pathetic, really
>>751810359
Eyes, eyebrows, jaw: 10/10
Everything else: can't unsee/10
Day 2 Nite of Ninja.
>>751813010
>Wife
Nah you're not getting it every night shes got work you get it every other Wednesday ya old fuck you're sat hiding your porn form her and your kids lmao browsing /b/
>>751812322
ok i lold
>>751813185
oh snap
>>751812500
dude..
>>751808910
>2002
>>751807453
Wtf.
>>751813185
im not even that guy but youre so sad and lame that u cant even comprehend a happy and fulfilling relationship with another person. you so desperately wish you could have that too.
L O S E R
>>751809026
deep bite or square face?
>>751813185
Im her meal ticket, the kids damn left the house, and i just started viagra
Bitch gon give me pussy or gtfo, you young faggot
And yes, i browse 4chan, it started on x and o, but ive moved around quite a bit. Somethings telling me you frequent soc and pony
>>751812976
automatically cool because shirt/10
>>751812714
You have made my entire week. Thank you kind stranger
>>751812976
boy or girl
please don't say trap
i like your shirt
>>751812976
>Yare yare
Don't change
>>751813886
wanna see my dick
>>751813886
Just calling it as I see it. Absolutely wonderful pics. Don't die till you get old and make your 30 grandkids fight in a battle to the death for their inheritance that you actually left to your pet chihuahua!
hello faggots
>>751814184
I wanna see it, anon!
>>751806936
This site is bad for u Pizza
>>751814250
Please don't rent any commercial vehicles and run over the locals in a display of righteous indignation over the local women not covering up or fag boys doing no no touch in public. You have to overcome your baser angers flip flop.
>>751814395
That's a pretty big weiner
/b/
would u fuk?
Reporting from mom's basement
>>751814491
A wild dindu checking for witnesses and snitches before "acquiring" a means of transportation.
>>751814536
Lel waddup leo u still want an oscar?
>>751814466
stfu faggot,i might just drive through your city/neighborhood.you glow in the dark cum guzzling niggerfaggot..im not muslim
>>751814530
Thanks. Guess the size.
boi
>>751814536
Like your giving a motherfucker a choice..stop that shit anon.
>>751814250
badass greek sailor/10 if thats really you, nice.
>>751814530
its an oscar meyer
>>751810629
no attention for you
>>751814681
samefag so hard its hurts. you he doesnt even look greek
>>751814707
samefag? what. im the only one who even said that u retard
>>751814681
howd you guess i was a sailor??? and greek for that matter
>>751814757
11/10
>>751814660
Idk, 7.5"
>>751814686
I like Oscar Meyer tho
>>751814755
Youre clearly the poster of the original pic
Nice try
>>751814707
not samefag you twat..get a grip.take a deep breath .look at your life.and drink bleach
>>751814797
Wiener Wiener, Chicken Dinner. it is 7.5
>>751814249
I will just for you, anon. I will name the chihuahua after you. :,)
>>751810629
Would spend my life in devotion to the ground you walk upon. Y U NO MARRY ME?!?!
>>751814945
cuckmaster
>>751814851
Yea? Guess I'm a dick expert n stuff!
>>751814757
im just good at reading people dolmadude
>>751814990
>n stuff
What would that entail.
>>751814942
Nah, would be cruel to the pup
>>751814945
I WILL MARRY YOU ANON <333 if you're okay with never going outside so I don't get sunburned and eating a lot of soup with me then let's go
Emo fag with a big nose- have at it
>>751815038
..Getting stuffed with the dick I guess? I don't know, wasn't expecting a question from that!
>>751814988
She don't look like the cheating type, and If I pulled that shit off, hit dice!
roast me
>>751815194
I would but I don't have a big enough oven
>>751815152
Nice, can i see your dick now?
>>751815222
I'm not Jewish/Fat
>>751815086
There are far better places to vye for positive attention than 4chan. It's seriously bothering me watching what seems like a sweet girl devote her time to a place like this. Sooner or later the attention high will fade; the listless enjoyment and anticipation of new fun will not be enough for you. Just skil the spiralling process, for fucks sake. Its so hard to watch people let themselves go. Get a job, or go out regularly some other way. 4chan isn't healthy for the emotionally insecure.
>>751815086
I hate the fucking outdoors. Shits overrated at least in the daytime. Soups good with me! I'm in!
>>751810629
Yo what color are your eyes fam
>>751809926
Your neckbeard looks like you glued a dust bunny to your fucking chin.
>>751815239
I don't have a pp. Sorry for ruining your night :(
