ITT The first time a girl saw your dick.
What kind of reaction did she have?
Did she like what she saw?
...a girl HAS seen your dick before, right /b/?
uuhh... Yeah. Totally.
I had teste surgery when I was 8
>>751727224
The fuck happened? Get a ball stuck in Mr. Bucket's mouth?
>>751727173
she said "it's so hard"
>>751727173
she giggled and then sucked my dick for an hour
>15 years old dating first gf
>she goes to give me a handjob
>she seems confused that I'm uncut
>I have to explain what a foreskin is because sex ed books just show cut dicks
>she seems into it as she plays with a lot during handjobs and does a lot of pic related
>feels fucking AMAZING
>no other girl I've dated since her has done this
>I feel weird asking girls to finger my foreskin
>feels sad man
I let my best friends girl friend play with it
Apparently I’m twice his size
She broke up with him like a week later haha
>>751727387
Nah, undescended. It's still fucking miniscule and gets lost even after pulling it down
>>751727728
How tf do you keep your junk so smooth?
>>751727728
"best" friend lmao
>>751727173
She screamed and ran away. Never saw her in the park again.
>>751727949
By shaving ffs
>>751728047
We were living with each other at the time
He had to move back home to work at a fast food restaurant while I throat fucked his girl all summer
>>751728333
as I said, you really are a good friend
kys lying faggot
>>751728333
He's right tho
You're a shit friend, anon.
Can't you even go hunt some pussy for yourself instead of backstabbing and stealing from your own friends?
Or fuck your boss' wife instead?
Just something less pathetic while trying to make it sound like it's alpha JUST because your dick is big?
> when I was a kid my mom used to babysit next door Asian neighbor's daughter
>we would do a lot of show and tell with eachothers privates
>for some reason I remember we used to draw on eachothers junk with those crayola scented markers and smell eachother's junk
>I will never again know the joys of having a 9 year old asian girl color my cock green and say it smells like green apples :(
When we were kids me and my sister used to masturbate together. She used to pet my penis and talk to it like some kind of small animal.
We both never speak about it cause we know it's weird as fuck, but I wonder if she ever thinks about my dick the same way I think about her pussy.
>"aww, it's cute"
She saw my dick and said it was the biggest she had ever seen. Later that day I got into a car accident and i became partially paralyzed. My dick works but I can barely walk. It’s been 10 years now and I got fat as hell and my fat has turned my more than average dick into a less than average one. Damn shame.
>>751729405
Is it cute?
>>751729467
run it off
>>751729467
Did you eat the car in an attempt to get revenge? That was dumb. Why would you want to be fat? Fat people are disgusting.
>>751727728
>>751728333
When you get older you'll realize how easy it is to pick up on 15 year olds and their deluded fantasy.
Also,
>first time having your dick touched
>no longer living at home
Gotta make it somewhat believable friend
>>751729293
This kind of thing seems to be common for brother and sisters, funny thing is the guy always holds onto it as a fantasy but I'm sure the girls don't give a flying fuck
>>751727173
''It's weird how small it is when it is soft and how big it gets when it is hard''
She was a virgin.
>>751729923
I’m actually gay lol was getting blow years previous
That girls little sis actually blew me years before that
>>751729836
I dont think it is :(
>>751727173
Usually pretty much that exact look.
>>751729913
Max par
This was her legit reaction. I was scared at first and she'd played with at first and noticed it was getting harder.
>18, girlfriend 16
>no sex yet
>been making out for an hour
>I'm diamonds and shift it in my pants
>"are you OK anon?"
>explain to her that I just had to move it to get more comfortable
>"can I see it?"
>doesabearshitinthewoods?.jpg
>slowly open my pants and slide them down
>still have my boxers on and say to her "go ahead"
>she slowly pulls my boxers down and my fairly average cock pops out
>"it's nice" she says. "can I touch it?"
>tell her to go ahead
>she holds on to it like it's a little bird, very gentle
>meanwhile it's taking everything I've got not to pull her head down and force her to suck it
>she strokes it gently, up and down, up and down
>fuck fuck fuck I'm gonna cum
>cock erupts. some gets on me, some gets on her cheek, a lot on her hand
>she screams like I've thrown acid at her and runs to the bathroom
>I hear gagging noises and figure this relationship doesn't have long to last
>she comes out and we just sit on the couch talking
>few days later she tells me it isn't going to work between us
Im not huge, but thought this was funny. Had started dating a girl, and we were hanging out at a friend of hers house....i dont remember why but she was being all touchy feely and truing to tickle me...she stepped it up a level and shoved her hand down my pants and grabbed my dick. Immediately stopped, looked over at her friend and said "whoah!"....then just slowly slid her hand out....i guess her last bf had a peener. She was fun....liked to fuck alot
>>751730525
Kek
>>751727173
"Take it slow" is usually what I get
>>751730525
That doesn't sound like your fault, but she was a bit too afraid of it all.
Date your age, anon.
>>751730525
You could of given her a bit of warning.
>ITT The first time a girl saw your dick.
Probably when my mother saw the babyscan
>What kind of reaction did she have?
"Oh cool it's another boy"
>Did she like what she saw?
I think so, my parents already had boys and girls so it's not like they were specifically trying for a girl or anything
>...a girl HAS seen your dick before, right /b/?
Sure, see above
>where's the foreskin
>>751727173
They usually look with kinda wide eyes, then fall silent. My future bride fell silent and then she kissed me and pushed my head down between her legs.
>>751727173
the first time a girl saw my dick in person she said "it really big" and she started sucking it. unfortunately her mouth was pretty small and was an all teeth bj bcuz she couldnt open enough. fml.
Sometimes they try to stifle a smile.
Talking to a friend the other day
First girl I fucked was a Muslim and she was like wow I've never seen a cock with foreskin before. I asked her how many cocks she had seen and she replied she was a virgin but watched porn sometimes. Pretty haram tbqh. That was a one time thing because fuck dating muslims lol. Her cousins were pretty butthurt when they found out a whitey had deflowered her.
>>751728682
my god
>>751731479
Here's a pic of her
She said it was cute. She still went down on me.
>>751731451
HOLY FUCK.......THIS LOOKS LIKE ME..UNFORTUNATELY..THIS IS WHY I AM SUICIDAL. I ALWAYS WONDERED IF LOSING WEIGHT WOULD HELP BUT HOW?
>>751733525
No reason to be upset at what nature gave you. I have accepted that I have a tiny cock and that I will be unable to properly satisfy by penetration women [like my wife] who prefer larger. I've developed super oral skills and have learned not to be disturbed when she has other men over for the weekend or goes out on a date for the night.
>>751733864
I THINK SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER
>>751733917
No. You can still have a loving relationship, even if you have what my wife affectionately calls a "dikclit".
>>751734030
MURDER SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER
>>751727173
No girl has ever seen my dick. It's unlikely any girl will ever see my dick.
>>751734078
>MURDER SUICIDE WOULD BE BETTER
Whatever floats you boat. I tried going gay for a while and that was fun! Still do a guy from time to time.
>>751727173
for some reason bitches always want to see me pee.
>>751730525
>I hear gagging noises and figure this relationship doesn't have long to last
Kek'd so fucking hard
>>751734193
HOW UGLY ARE YOU? I AM UGLY AND HAVE A DISEASE AND I STILL GET LAID....BARELY
>>751732871
A girl can call it whatever the fuck she wants. She her mouth's gonna be busy soon anyway.
>>751733864
Cuck. I could never live Like that. I have my pride.
>>751734523
spotted the 12 year old.
>>751734585
Spotted the faggot
>>751734580
>Cuck. I could never live Like that. I have my pride.
I have my pride too and am proud to make small sacrifices to make my beautiful wife happy and satisfied.
first bitch was like daamn. every bitch afterwards was like meh.
>>751734690
>my beautiful wife happy and satisfied.
JUST HOW FAT IS SHE?
>>751734744
SO BASICALLY THE WORLD CHANGED SO DRAMATICALLY BETWEEN YOUR FIRST AND SUBSEQUENT GIRLS THAT YOUR DICK WENT FROM "DAMN!!!!!" TO "MEH..."?
SPOTTED THE 10 YEAR OLD KIKE,
First girl to ever see it said nothing but pulled a happy face. Immediately sucked it and swalloed i was suprised cause she only did that one more time for the rest of our 3 year relationship. When we started having sex she would grip the sheets in pain and then said it was ‘just big enough’ after the first few times
>>751734804
nah she was just hella christian. two girls there after got around some from what i seen. never bugged me none tho. going on three years with the first girl now. it's tite
>>751731479
Post more
>>751734748
>JUST HOW FAT IS SHE?
See for yourself
>>751734949
OK SAGE. HOME SCHOOLED ARE WE?
>>751731975
>>751734690
> I let my wife get casually fucked by chads on weekend
> I have my pride
Choose one
>>751735015
AHHH...A SAGE.
>>751735042
damn right son. other two girls were
>sister
>mother
find out.
>>751727173
She asked me if I was a grill, then laughed and tried to jerk me off with two fingers, I blew my load the moment she touched it and it just twitched and spat cum at her in the most pathetic way. We are married now and neither of us r fat.
>>751735101
YOU ARE TALKING T A HOME SCHOOLED 10 YEAR OLD, YOU KNOW THAT HUH?
>>751735171
mods
>>751727173
The fresh once said, wow it's so big. The sluttiest one said: you have the perfect penis.
>>751735216
MOM AND SIS DON'T GET OUT MUCH HUH SAGE?
>>751735101
Though they are not my words, I kinda like both of the statements. They are not mutually exclusive.
>>751730525
>"16"
>6 you mean
>>751735249
>MOM AND SIS DON'T GET OUT MUCH HUH SAGE?
I dunno about your mom and sis cookie...they leave the trailer park much? Or only when they need to turn tricks for crack?
>>751735249
my mother and sister? Why would they talk about my dick? You inbred caps-lock fag
>>751735393
>>751735406
OH OH...SAGE IS GOING TO GET A TIME OUT IN MUMMY'S BASEMENT CLASSROOM
>>751731451
I feel bad for you man but personally I prefer small dick, pegging is the way to go imo and I prefer getting my clit touched than penetration
Sucking dick doesn't have to be getting gagged by some 12 foot cucumber. It can be like eating pussy
>>751735458
>OH OH...SAGE IS GOING TO GET A TIME OUT IN MUMMY'S BASEMENT CLASSROOM
I don't know where your classroom is, cookie. Do you have direction to your trailer park? Is your mummy's basement where she services her "clients". Is that where you were conceived, cookie?
>>751735641
>I feel bad for you man but personally I prefer small dick
Thank you. I have met and appreciated wonderful sex and great dates with several women who think like you.
>>751735645
RE YOU HUNGRY SAGE? IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP MENTIONING COOKIE? JUST ASK MUMMY TO BRING YOU SOME OJ AND OATMEAL COOKIES. IT WILL SOOTHE ALL THE PAIN SAGE.
>Be 17 friend 17 too, also untouched (which I didn't know at this time)
>going out for swimming, all cabins are full but one
>"wanna go in there?" - "but?" - "yeah yeah, so what, I'm not gonna steal your tiny dick."
>going in she instantly starts getting naked
>rockhard.jpg - couldn't get naked because of shame
>asking me what's wrong
>she looks down, smiles, comes closer and grabs between my legs, smiles into my face
>she: "could be bigger"
>me, a little upset: "what?"
>she: "get naked now"
>getting naked, showing her
>"ohh, I have to correct myself, not bad, not bad"
5 years and a couple of girls later we came together and she tells me that she always wanted this dick inside her, now she gets it every time.
>>751735015
Fuck, she's hot
Lucky you
>>751735709
Not hungry, cookie. If I was gunna ask your mummy for anything it would be what those awesome brothas are enjoying with her in your basement. NIce try, sweetie.
>>751735831
BREATHE. SLOW DOWN SAGE. ASK MUMMY FOR SOME OF THOSE SLOW DOWN PILLS. TRY AGAIN SAGE.I'LL WAIT SWEETIE.
>>751735818
Thank you. I really am lucky and so are all her lovers.
>>751735708
I'm glad to hear man. Everyone deserves good love.
>>751735876
Mmmm!!! Sweetie! Making my penis tingle! Moer!
>>751735911
>Everyone deserves good love.
Yes! Beautiful thought! Thanks!
>>751735919
YOU DONE SAGE? PILLS KICKING IN?
>>751735919
you have to be 16 to use this board, you know?
>>751735948
holy fuck /b went to shit
Not the first time but she asked me why do i have to live up to expectations.
>>751727173
"Congratulations, it´s a boy"
What have you fucks done to my thread?
>>751727173
bitch just gasped and said i want it in me now
>>751736104
>Update
MUMMY PLAYED THE PART HUH SAGE?
>>751736143
Dunno honey, ask your mummy why.
First i was afraid of the size of my dick (16cm erect) but when she pulled it out she started sucking right away, then fucked her and she keeps telling me i'm the best partner she's ever had.
Does size really matter, /b/?
>>751735960
Mmmmm! Viagra kicking in. Moer, sweetie!
>>751735880
>I really am lucky and so are all her lovers.
it's bait at this point
>>751736219
>16cm erect
Isn´t that pretty good
>>751736193
SAGE, YOU ARE DISSOCIATING.
TIME FOR BASELINE.
ARE YOU HAPPY BEING PART OF THE SYSTEM?
>>751730706
>Date your age, anon.
old anon, and let's leave it as that
First girls to see mine was my 2 female cousins during truth or dare
>be about 12
>get dared to strip and stay naked for rest of the game
>I just sit with my boy boner in full force
>my dick now becomes the focus of dares with my 2 cousins daring eachother to touch it/kiss it/stick a finger inside my foreskin/etc.
>most my dick has ever been touched in my life
>>751736243
IT'S DANGEROUS FOR A 12 YEAR OLD TO TAKE THAT SON.
>>751736419
>ARE YOU HAPPY?
Happy, honey!
>>751736446
All caps? Need glasses?
normal dick reporting in
they usually don't say anything as i've just average and they enjoy it
>>751736564
WE ARE GOING TO GO ON. CELLS.
>>751736642
On what, sweetie?
>>751727683
Why does that piggy have a hold of a sausage?
It was a one night thing, but she got on her knees and pulled it out for me. She was just staring and silent, then after she was blowing me for a little she said she never had one this big before and kept trying to fit it all but didn't happen. Then I asked her to suck my balls and she did.
>>751736682
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
>>751730700
>tfw I'll never be near hung as that
>but still gives wifey the tingles
>>751736838
>WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
Damn! I'd have to move their hand from my dick? Geeze! Can I leave it there and put mine on top of theirs?
>>751737128
DID THEY TEACH YOU TO FEEL FINGER TO FINGER?
>>751727173
this happened last night, i shit you not.
>gf and I having first threesome ever
>we've hooked up with our third before but only topless makeout sesh, never seen my dick before
>gf pulls my dick out
>first time doing this, kinda nervous
>dick is mostly hard, but kinda limp
>3rd looks kinda disappointing (or maybe that was just my insecurity projecting that, idk)
>gf goes down on me, 3rd watches
>when gf stops, cock is rock hard
>3rd does this thing where she smiles and sticks her tongue out, cute as fuck all other times, but this time was like art.
just happened about 18 hours ago, still fresh in my head
>>751737547
SAGE IS GONNA SAGE. 2017 /B STYLE.
>>751736301
no thats average af
>>751729946
>funny thing is the guy always holds onto it as a fantasy but I'm sure the girls don't give a flying fuck
When your ability to get sex literally only depends on you saying yes you don't really need to hold on to memories of sexual encounters.
>>751737816
A girl told me otherwise :(
>>751737878
Well we don't all have that luxury ;-;
>>751727173
Intrigued, and humored... I have strangely long fireskin, and can fit stuff into it if i feel like it (I don’t)
>>751727173
none have ever commented in any form. I have an 8 inch dick.
girls really dont care about dick size or appearance, so long as it isnt like 1 inch or bizarre looking.
>>751727173
I don't pay to her to wait any reaction for my dick
>>751737547
things that didnt happen
>>751738169
>fireskin
I think they make a cream for that now
But yeah, I have a similar situation with long foreskin (though I don't think to the same level as you)
But I remember when me and my first gf would fool around she used to stretch the opening of mine because she "wanted to see the secret part inside" lol. Imagine our surprise when we learned how to pull the skin back and we both saw my dick head for the first time
>>751738169
Nice you can shoplift with that
>>751738348
if i were lying, i wouldnt mention the part where i wasnt fully erect in a room with 2 hot naked girls
i used to have nasty performance anxiety. wasnt expecting it since its been a while since i've had that problem, but focusing on 2 girls is tough. then once i realized i was going flat, i started getting ultra nervous and went even softer.
(made a solid comeback, but shit was kinda embarrassing)
I've never had a bad reaction since my cock is about 7" hard but flaccid it's barely one so I did have one awk momen where she was like burts out laughing and said is that it, needles to say I proved her wrong
My current gf loves it. She says my dick is "pretty" cause my cock head is her favorite color
>>751739346
Plot twist: Her favourite color is black
She commented on how big it was and said that she thought it'd be smaller. I realized after the fact that it was an insult, not a compliment.
"wow that's thick"
I'm average length but a bit girthy.
Apparently it's a nice looking dick too but I've never really understood that.
Fgh
>>751739642
kek
>>751731173
stop it anon dont remind us cutfags
>>751727173
tfw my first time was incest
older sissy did it, not me
i was just sleeping and she grabbed peepee and knuckled it like a jew with his shekels
>>751729913
He is litteraly paralyzed he said he could barely walk how could he work out if his limbs won't respond half of the time
"it's so thick"
>>751727173
over skype. said it was huge and was gonna be the biggest dick she'd ever been with...whch made me think "damn those other two guys must have been tiny as fuck" im like only 4.5 inchs. maybe 5 on a good day
>>751731479
Last thread you said its your gf make up your mind man
>>751727173
"You have a bigger cock than your friends"
>>751737816
so pretty good.
what's your size though, /b/
mine is 6.3''
>>751727173
i'm gay, so far didn't do anything with a girl but i'll tell you about the boys I met so far
they liked the aspect of the dick from the pics and when they saw it in real life, they were even surprised that it's bigger than it looks like.
some of the guys told me it's the biggest they have ever seen.
so far i slept with more than 20+ people and only like 3 of them had a bigger dick than mine.
i'm only 19 years old and my dick is almost 19 cm.
-------------
funny thing is that i should talk about me seeing the first dick irl.
when i jerked off to porn I saw that the dicks of the porn actors looked pretty nice, like mine. I thought everyone was the same.
Big was my wondering when I found out that there were people with small gross penises, smaller than the average. ew.
>>751742179
>im gay
>>751742210
says the guy who came here to look at dick pics because he's insecure that his penis is too small
gtfo you beta shit
only thing i remember was that she had a big smile on her face before taking it, size matters and u fags are probably not even average
>>751742309
You mad bro?
>>751742512
average as fuck
girl i fucked last night was tiny though, less than 5 foot, so big in comparison
>>751742536
i just feel a bit sad for you that you won't get any pussy and probably gonna end up alone because of your small dick and your insecure beta behaviour.
but don't worry, the world need people like you!
First time a girl saw my dick she loved it and said it was huge but then again she was a virgin so she didn't know the difference
>>751742685
Nice projections faggot are you that insecure because mentally healthy people dont like you and kill you instead?
She was on top of me and she bumped her leg into it, then lifted her eyebrows and put her hand down, and made like a "wow" expression.
>>751742685
>>751742791
>mentally healthy people
>islam
pick one
>>751741837
im 6'4.
im about 6 inches but my dick is very round, about 6.3 inches never had any complaints
>>751742887
>have a healthier family life and start to take over degenerated 1st world countries
>reeee how can these evil sand negros win now i cant shove 50 dicks into my ass and eat scat :,CCCCCCCCCC
>islam is the only religion that allows killing of fags
>>751742210
>>751742536
>>751742791
you'll all gonna end up like this >>751733864
no problem boys, let the big dick men dominate you and your girlfriends while you jerk off looking at us
>>751743117
>hating fags= small dick
faggots dont have any arguments nothing new then
She ain't know what to do with it yo her first reaction was to slap her self with it a couple times though before it went in her mouth she had look on her face like she was so thirsty
>>751727173
>be me, 16
>with girlfriend, fooling around
>at this point we've been dating for about 4 or 5 months
>we'd make out regularly, each session getting more and more intense
>escalated to the point where we'd dry fuck thru clothes since she was too shy/nervous
>eventually, we're making out in missionary, I'm on top of her, and she just grabs my member
>I let her rub it for a while, since a grill has never touched me that way before til now
>eventually, I take her hand and move it to motion that she should touch it through my boxers instead to get closer
>I guess she said fuck it, and grabbed my member straight up and cut the middle man
>she started jerking me off whilst making out
>mfw my shy, adorable, QT3.14, girlfriend steps out of her personality for a moment and craves my cock like a desperate slut
Shit was fuckin great
>>751735015
Reminds me of that fake quote
“She may fuck other dudes but at the end of the day she comes home to me so who’s the real winner?”
>>751744147
How sad
>Do the usual, fingering girl and cuddling.
>She rubs my boxers
>Pulls out my cock
>Stares at it
>I've got a 7"
>Nothing to brag about, decently thick
>She says wow and starts gently kissin git
>Got my first blowjob from a cock-hungry 15 year old at our 3rd date
>came in her mouth, she swallowed
And b4 mods, i was underage aswell. Shit was cash after i told her to mind her teeth.
>tfw everyone itt lost their virginity at 15 or 16
Yet Im still going towards wizardhood
>>751741734
sounds bittersweet to me. how did you take it?
>>751744147
>Reminds me of that fake quote
>“She may fuck other dudes but at the end of the day she comes home to me so who’s the real winner?”
Everybody wins!
>>751743117
>you'll all gonna end up like this >>751733864
>no problem boys, let the big dick men dominate you and your girlfriends while you jerk off looking at us
I often jerk off to pictures of my wife being fucked by her many lovers. Like this one taken on our honeymoon. It's totally fukkin hot! Her and her f/b friend she invited to help make sure the bride was well satisfied.
>>751727728
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/630316/
