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Got a blowjob from a trap in my university toilet. Pretty much a faggot now I guess. AMA.
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>>750978303
greentext?
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hot
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Getting a blowjob is less gay then giving one so atleast you got that goin for ya
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then who the camera?
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>>750978386
>be me, 20 year old university student
>mostly hetero but I guess not
>find a trap on Grindr
>they live near my university
>neither of us can host
>I suggest we fuck in one of the more quiet bathrooms on the campus
>meet him there early in the morning before classes start
>go into toilet stall and lock the door
>was gonna fuck him up the ass but he changed his mind
>offered to blow me instead
>get a blowjob
>feels great
>cum in his mouth
>he swallows
>suddenly overcome with regret
>make some stupid excuse and gtfo immediately
>delete Grindr
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>>750978504
Pic isn't of me.
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>>750978504
>not duct taping your phone to your goddamn forehead then setting it to take a picture when you say "capture" then yelling "CAPTURE! CAPTURE!" for 20 minutes because it won't recognize your voice
It's like you don't even want a gay blowjob
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>>750978303
Was she convincing and how good was the blowjob
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>>750978797
>she
Bwuahahahaha
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>>750978797
Very convincing. It was a great blowjob. Still made me feel horrible afterwards though. Borderline suicidal.
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>>750978628
>on Grindr

You were a Faggot as soon as you got curious.
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>>750978879

just embrace your sexuality dude. no one gives a fuck anymore, everyone has fetishes.
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>>750978628
Ofc you got filled with regret, gay shit is not normal. It's subhuman. Now maybe you'll actually take hold of some transitional values and stop being part of the liberal cuck ideology where they want to flush everything great, including proper values, to make a new world owned and operated by the disgusting subhumans of the world.

>you're currently part of the crowd

Are you proud to be part of that crowd? Get your ass in gear and change your life. Really not surprised you are acting like a literal faggot seeing you're in uni. Universities are now plagued with liberalism and operates by jew mind control.
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Why are you a faggot, you didn't do anything gay
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I guess suddenly there's no such thing as bisexual.
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>>750979072
no he is gay
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>>750979009
Calm down Cletus.
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>>750978303
Only losers who cant get laid fuck traps, start eating caviar instead of sewer trash you homo
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>>750979208
>Can't get laid
>Fuck traps
??
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>>750979116

Wow one kid didn't get his Ritalin today.
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>>750978628
>>>750978386
>>be me, 20 year old university student
>>mostly hetero but I guess not
>>find a trap on Grindr
>>they live near my university
>>neither of us can host
>>I suggest we fuck in one of the more quiet bathrooms on the campus
>>meet him there early in the morning before classes start
>>go into toilet stall and lock the door
>>was gonna fuck him up the ass but he changed his mind
>>offered to blow me instead
>>get a blowjob
>>feels great
>>cum in his mouth
>>he swallows
>>suddenly overcome with regret
>>make some stupid excuse and gtfo immediately
>>delete Grindr

I go through this process every few months or so.
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>>750979009

>gay shit is not normal

for gays, it is
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>>750978879
Anon really I understand how strong the stigma has conditioned you, but really it doesn't fucking matter to anyone in the world who is important. When the world doesn't want you to get your dick sucked that's when you absolutely say "fuck off". Just embrace it man. You're gonna be worshipped as a god by a lot of people who want to make you nut. Just go with it and don't let sexually repressed fucking retards get you down about it man. Godspeed (I just recently had a sexual awakening and got a submissive BF - it's not fucking bad at all my friend)
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>>750979322
I think you need to calm yourself down, why don't you go fuck your sister-mother?
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>>750978303
>trap

Fuck off and die, faggot.
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>>750979274
Lol that right there is the intellectual quality you can expect from most pussy chasing fuckboys. They have no idea how anything else works besides how to lust after pussy. It's pathetic
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>>750979009
All throughout history, faggots have been a thing, this is nothing new, the only reason retards like you don't like it is because "muh huly buk told me so!"
Seriously, it's you morons that I hear talking about faggots the most.
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>>750978303
Was the trap passable OP? I'm assuming you've gotten head from a female before this. How did the trap compare?
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>>750979327
Having been on the other side of this, it's surprisingly common.
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>>750979274
>Can get laid
>Fuck "real" women
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>>750978690
top kek and top underrated
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>>750978879
Don't feel bad about it, man. Life's too short to feel bad about feeling good. It's the best time in American history to be gay, and it's not like you're gonna develop a lisp and go to parades just because you got blown by a cute trap.
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>>750978303
Don't really need to ask you anything because you are a faggot OP.
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>>750979560
stfu faggot
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so i guess you fucked her with gopro on you head, cause jak bys zrobil this photo?
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>>750979601
Did the definition of "getting laid" change in the past day or so? is it still not to have sex? Pretty sure gays can have sex too.
You may not be gay, but you sure are a faggot.
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>>750979601
Congrats youre a basic bitch fuckboy. The only reason you're trying to belittle homosexuals is because there is absolutely nothing special about you and this is how you think will lead to you feeling better about yourself.
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>>750979724
There it is again.
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>>750979771
Lol exactly this.
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>>750979560
ok you need to relax, OP is seeking our opinion on the topic at hand hence;
>pretty much a faggot now i guess.
We are just confirming that yes he is, for receiving a david blowie from a trap.
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>>750979843
>We are just confirming that yes he is, for receiving a david blowie from a trap.
That's not gay at all, you sad faget
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>>750979843
And that there is nothing wrong with it. There is the ego of others who can't deal with you liking what they don't like of course. Those people can die and are irrelevant as fuck. Replaceable 100%
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>>750978303
I was close to doing this op, I'm in a relationship with my gf and I'm into her and love busting a nut in her she's on BC so I go in bear feels good man

But yeah I wanted to either get my dick sucked by a dude or fuck them to see if I liked it. Ended up pussing out I tried watching and fapping to gay porn didn't work so I all clear I guess still want to try it though just too much of a Pussy

Happy either way lmao
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>>750979843
>no such thing as bisexual
Must have a shit life, living with such a black and white mentality
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>>750979890
HAHAHAHA
Yeah and denial is just a river in Africa you dumb tard.
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>>750979890
That’s as gay as it gets.
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>>750979946
Nothing wrong with it. But still gay. Ie a faggot.
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>>750979947
>But yeah I wanted to either get my dick sucked by a dude or fuck them to see if I liked it. Ended up pussing out
That's because you won't like it, and the poor bastard who would bottom for you doesn't deserve to have his mancunt neglected by a flake. Keep fucking your gf's pussy, that's where you are.
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>>750979970
Oh stop splitting hairs you little fucking snowflake.
>pretty much a faggot now i guess
as opposed to not being one, yes OP is now a faggot for getting head from a male.
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>>750979367
Not even for gays because they know they're not normal. Don't be an ignorant libtard that just always has to argue and be different. That's why liberalism has taken wings because these little shits, like fucks from Tumblr, just have to be different. Their rebellion went into wholesome politics and destroyed it. We need to fight back. We need to get camps set up, put them into them, make then concentrate on what they did to deserve their punishment. Force all those to work. Those that can't must be eliminated seeing they won't be of any use for us anymore. We can do it. Start in the south and grow, US-wise. You know our southern brothers will join arms and help us take back what is rightfully ours. The Aryan race. The conservative Aryans.

People will mock me and try to argue against me, even call me names. Just ignore them. They are hired by the Jews and libcucks to slow down are glorious message. To stop us from bringing back the better days. To stop them in their tracks. Look at what has happened to Europe. It's all sand niggers, the shit skin street shitters and straight up niggers. And the white people that actually have birthright are forced to give up their land for these evil subhuman monsters and move to the side. America, we are headed in their direction. We must not allow it. I have a race traitor as a neighbor. Her 2 white boys were good kids until she started dating this ape who has 2 niglet nigresses. Those 2 poor white boys have given up their values and are just your typical little shits that act like animals after just a few months of living with a lazy nigger who isn't even working and has 4 felonies. I Googled the nigger to see what I was dealing with. I shouldn't have to share my land with these disgraces. They aren't even human. The 2 poor white boys need to be taken and the race traitor and her monkey and the 2 monkey children need to be put into labour camps
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>>750979783
Self loathing mouthfuck from a drag queen is the type of "laid" you'd find in the urban dictionary xox - gossip girl
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>>750979946
stfu faggot
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>>750979974
>Yeah and denial is just a river in Africa you dumb tard.
>>750979987
>That’s as gay as it gets.
I could do gayer shit than that while fucking my wife at a Republican gun range, you pussies.
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>>750980029
Plenty of gay people are less faggots than many more straight people. The fuckboy meme isn't gay, it's straight, and it's the average. Since the majority of the population is in fact straight, straight people are actually bigger faggots. Less chill overall too
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>>750979560
Blow your evil brains out before you pass your views to a poor innocent child that grows to be just as subhuman as his sperm donor. You'll never be an actual dad, if you can even have sex in your life, because a real dad has traditional values and works hard to provide.
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>>750980133
Lol you are a sad example of a republican. Anything sexual with a male equals faggot. It’s that simple.
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>>750980108
>. You know our southern brothers will join arms and help us take back what is rightfully ours
They're the biggest faggots down there. Have you ever heard those queers talk?
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>>750980076
>Oh stop splitting hairs you little fucking snowflake.
Why? Because people have sexuality you don't? Can you not see how fucking ironic this statement is?
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>>750980229
Wow I guess fapping is gay then. Really made me think
>this is the average intelligence of a straight person
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>>750980197
Huh? I have no idea what you’re saying. Maybe go look up the general definition of fuck boy and faggot. Yes I know technically faggot is a bundle of sticks. But that’s not the general useage definition.
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>>750980207
You didn't argue my point, bitch boy.
Why don't you put that book down and join the real world, your retarded belifs are holding back progress (and I mean actual, scientific progress)
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>>750980229
>Anything sexual with a male equals faggot. It’s that simple.
Come back when you grow a hair on your pimply ass, then I might fuck it if you're lucky. And it still won't be gay.
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>>750980319
You just proved his point.
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>>750980197
>Plenty of gay people are less faggots than many more straight people.
KEK Fucking Delusional. Seriously on what logic do you base that on
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>>750980327
Wow real strong argument you've got there.
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>>750980333
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>>750980238
The south is full of conservatives who all voted against fag marriage. Don't try to lie you jew owned cuck, don't spread your lies and propaganda in order to please your fat, liberal died hair overlords who prey on betas like yourself.
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>>750978303
intentional or trapped?
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>>750980319
To any normal person doesn’t count. Your example implies every male is gay and every female is lesbian. You’re kidding yourself if you think that’s remotely true.
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>>750980405
>Seriously on what logic do you base that on
Well there's (You), for one.
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>>750978628
>him
OP is a Faggot confirmed
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>>750980353
Keep telling yourself that faggot.
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>>750980333
Your fedora is about to fall off, you're tipping it too hard. Nazi Germany had a faster and better scientific expansion during WW2 than the rest of fhe world. That's why all the scientists were allowed to move to the US.

Spotted, another libcucks jew owed shill. Look out everyone.
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>>750980411
Facts aren’t logical?
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>>750980405
>hurr durr life is black and white
That's straight people.
>life is about exploring the experience and true love
That's gay people.

Straight people are weak minded useful idiots. They only belittle homosexuals because they are brainwashed with corrupt religious social standards, which are extremely outdated and no longer viable to apply in a functioning first world society. Eat shit faggot
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>>750979595
Im starting to care less now. I openly tell me friends i like to smash traps every now and then.
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>>750980413
How much of a faggot are you that you actually saved that picture?
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>>750978628
>mostly hetero
>find a trap on grindr, hooks up
uhm, got some news for you faggot
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>>750980419
>The south is full of conservatives who all voted against fag marriage.
And they take BBC on Bourbon Street cum February. The only bigger fags were the Nazis. Holy shit look at Tom of Finland's art sometime. It was all autobiographical, the ways he fucked them Aryan boys and got Aryan boys to fuck him during the air raid black outs.
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>>750978797
mentally handicapped?
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>>750980552
your mom gay your dad gay your grandma gay your hole family gay
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>>750980552
buuuuurn
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>>750980546
HAHAHAHA
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>>750980524
>Your fedora is about to fall off, you're tipping it too hard.
lel le fedora le meme, lelele
>Nazi Germany had a faster and better scientific expansion during WW2 than the rest of fhe world. That's why all the scientists were allowed to move to the US.
What does this have to do with anything?
>Spotted, another libcucks jew owed shill. Look out everyone.
Seriously, at least try and argue a point sometime today.
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>>750980602
nice samefag lol
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>>750980610
Not an argument.
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>>750978628
You are bisexual. Now if you exclusively like to fuck men in dresses the you are a homo. Do you also fantasize about getting fuck in the ass or giving blowjobs?
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>>750980524
>Nazi Germany had a faster and better scientific expansion during WW2 than the rest of fhe world.
Oh really?
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>>750980684
atom bomb was fake news
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>>750980640
Quit being a faggot, can't be healthy.
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>>750980649
Stop posting this abominable degenerate shit.
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>>750980648
bro if you do something sexual intentionally with another male it is gay and being a faggot. self explanatory.
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>>750980720
nice photoshop, sad
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>>750980785
>bro if you do something sexual intentionally with another male it is gay and being a faggot. self explanatory.
If I do my own taxes am I an accountant? If I boil macaroni am I a chef? GTFO
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>>750980684
Yea we just still use their shit to get to space oh and jets ya kno

You must be mentally retarded.

But keep It up, youre proving my Point more and more jew owned libcuck shill.
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>>750980834
GRASPing at straws much. You are a faggot
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>>750980785
Acting like that's somehow a bad thing though is what makes a person a faggot. Straight people need to check their over-inflated ego
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>>750980834
you're retarded
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>>750980768
>on /b/
>doesn't want abominable degenerate shit
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>>750978628
>Hetero
>Grindr
Nope
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>>750980864
>and jets ya kno
Who is Sir Frank Whittle? Le German science man is a fucking meme, you uneducated piece of shit.
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>>750980889
You're a big faggot. better?
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>>750980649
More, please.

I'm all about the cute Asian tiny-tit traps
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>>750980889
YOU FUCKING CIS GENDERED WHITE MALES
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>>750980884
>You are a faggot
And you're my bottom bitch. Kiss kiss.
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>>750980889
You are a dick inhaling ultra faggot.
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>>750980884
>>750980900

He's right, you know.
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>puts dick in chicken: beastiality fueled chicken fucker
>puts dick in car: auto erotic car fucker
>puts dick in child: sick fuck pedophile
>puts dick in dude, in a dress or not: gay
>puts dick in wife: you're going to heaven buddy
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>>750980940
>>750980971
>>750980980
Not an argument or an accurate representation of what I am remotely like. Nor do I honestly care what you call me lol pretty much for that reason :]
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>>750980973
Still, you're huge fucking faggot. slobbing on knobs like corn on the cobbs.
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>>750981006
no
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>>750981016
>puts dick in wife: you're going to heaven buddy
>Heaven
But anon, that doesn't exist.
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>>750981067
>slobbing on knobs like corn on the cobbs.
The whole plot of this thread is getting your dick sucked. Low T dudes like you don't need to get off much so you do No Fap and call everyone with High T faggot.
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>>750981118
proof?
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>>750981059
Queerer than a 3 dollar bill
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>>750980834
>If I do my own taxes am I an accountant? If I boil macaroni am I a chef? GTFO

So by your logic if you rape a child you could or could not be a pedo, it's just up to you?
Your logic is retarded...IDIOT!
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>>750980834
being an accountant is defined by making your own taxes ?
being a chief is defined by boiling some pasta ?
go fuck yourself faggot
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>>750981207
This.. KEK
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>>750981118
Says who?
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>>750981179
More sought after than one to boot. Accepting yourself for who you are and not being a faggot about it is pretty rad. You should try it sometime
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>>750981195
>>750981207
This is what comes of not reflecting on states of being vs. acts of doing. Also the stormfag cancer that grips this board even to this day. It doesn't matter what you are, even less what you think you are, it matters what you do.
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Jesus all of the delusion ITT
>Like men and men only? (Yes this includes girly boys in dresses)
You're gay
>Like men and women in equal measure?
Bi-sexual (I'm here)
>Like women exclusively?
Hetero.

The end. Stop with the mental gymnastics.
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>>750981165
That's not how burden of proof works, faggot.
>>750981274
Says anyone who doesn't think a bearded daddy in the sky exist.
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>>750981327
I'll pass, faggot.
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>>750981382
>The burden of proof (Latin: onus probandi) is the duty of a party in a trial to produce the evidence that will prove the claims they have made against the other party.

You made a claim that there is no heaven. You are retarded.
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>>750978303
a couple of months and you'll be the one sucking dick
guaranteed
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>>750981330
Well said. That being said it's funny how people serve and bow their head all way through life as a replaceable stand in, but then somehow suddenly they matter because they have the impulse to call someone a faggot on the internet.
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Not that gay. Esp if the trap looked more like a girl. You just got your dick sucked, and you didn't even suck her/his dick back. No degenerate gay anal sex was involved so what's the big deal?
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>>750981414
Alright well enjoy being trash
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>>750981545
Have fun being a FAggot XD
>Faggot is acting like a faggot and is very upset
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>>750981458
"There is no heaven" isn't a claim you dumbass, it's a refutal to a subjective claim. Take your mental gymnastics somewhere where they're valued like a church. They're always looking for more useful idiots
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>>750981458
You made a claim that there is a heaven.
I can't provide proof that there isn't a heaven because there is no proof provided to deny your claims
You're retarded.
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>>750979560
Fuck off fag. No one cares about your faggot behavior. People care when you deny it. Males who fuck males are gay, just the way it is. Putting hairspray and lipstick on a male still makes him male and therefore gay.
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>>750981628
Thanks I actually think I will. Embracing my sexual awakening is the best thing to ever happen in my life. You do know gay mwans happy, right? Think about that the next time you hate your life.
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You're bisexual OP. You'll feel a lot better when you come to terms with it.
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>>750981629
I'm not even religious. You don't understand how burden of proof works.
A claim is to state or assert that something is the case, typically without providing evidence or proof.
>There is no heaven
That is a claim
>>750981638
How do you know there is no proof?
Again you are retarded
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>>750981771
There is no proof of heaven as a objectively real location. It's just a word used for emotional expressions at appropriate times (i.e she took me to heaven last night). Your mental gymnastics are incredible. You belong in a church with how stupid you are
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>>750981747
OK, Faggot XD
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>>750981919
Damn you must've gotten molested by a priest.
It's not just a word used for emotional expressions.
All you have to do is type the word into google and it will show much more than that.
I'm an atheist, so you can stop telling me to go to church, I just hate militant atheists like yourself who like to shit on everything
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>>750981771
>how do you know there is no proof?
Because it wasn't provided you fucking moron.
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>>750982067
There wasn't proof for a lot of things in old days does that mean it didn't exist? Just because you cannot find it yet it's not real?
You are retarded.
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>>750981629
>"There is no heaven" isn't a claim you dumbass,


claim
kleJm/Submit
verb
1.
state or assert that something is the case, typically without providing evidence or proof.
"the Prime Minister claimed that he was concerned about Third World debt"

If it looks like a claim, sounds like a claim, walks like a claim, it's probably a claim :)
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Post pic of trap from Grindr faggot! I need to fap
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>>750980684

>Albert Einstein
>A-bomb theory created by a German scientist
>Among other Germans who defected during the war

Dumbass lol, the Germans created jet engines and rockets too, google Messerschmitt Me 262 the first ever jet powered aircraft. Tearing the allies a new asshole til they reverse engineered it
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>>750982135
That's irrelevant. We are talking about proper proof right now for this specific thing. How are you this stupid?
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>>750982054
Who's this retarded faggot posting XD all day

KYS
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>>750982242
I like when things come full circle.
>>750982061
>heaven is real bro just Google it
Epic. That's the epitome of the argument for the physical existence of heaven.
>just find somebody to tell you and that's how you know
Top kek
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>>750982309
Ok let's talk about something else. If something is in the universe and you cannot provide exact proof for it. It doesn't exist?
I didn't say Heaven is real, I'm saying your argument is flawed.

>>750982402
I never said Heaven was real. I said it had more meanings than a word used for emotional expressions. Try again.
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>>750979009
>pic

mfw trumpfaggots actually believe this
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>>750982599
Heaven is just a meme. If you want it to be more than that then you need actual proof. A bunch of people memeing it incessantly doesn't make it any less of a meme or any more important to people who think they're cringe.
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>>750982599
Something in the universe? So you can obscerve it? That's proof. You may not Ben able to explain it, but it's more proof than heaven has.
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>>750979116

Vitale?
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>>750982379
Faggot. Eat a bag of dicks kek
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>>750982660
Just the far far right actually. Not that your ignorant ass actually cares about what's objectively true though. You may not be a nazi larper but SJW larpers who thinks they have to force their change is literally no better at all.
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>>750982754
People thought flying in big metal objects was a meme too. And here we are.
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>>750983008
> being this fucking dumb
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>>750983008
That is a meme and also a physically constructed reality. Heaven is still just a meme
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>>750983079
How is it dumb? People thought it was impossible and it was proved to be possible. You're a faggot.

>>750983091
It being a meme doesn't mean it's fake. Aliens are a meme too, doesn't that one day it won't be reality.
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>>750983350
mean*
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>>750983008
And guess what? They were PROVEN wrong. Interesting how that works, huh?
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OP pics of the trap?
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>>750983350
There is objectively no evidence in the first place to substantiate the claim that heaven is anything greater than a meme being memed by memers.
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>>750980649
Why doesn't he have a boner? Shouldn't he be turned on by being fucked in the ass? Or is this proof it's a choice
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>>750983650
All the blood in your dick goes to your ass while getting fucked. I thought every faggot knew this...
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>>750978457
This
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>>750983532
Ok. Yes and I'm still waiting for you to prove to me Heaven doesn't exist. You might be able to prove that the Abrahamic stories were lies. But how does that disprove a deity?
>>750983601
People thought Dark Matter was a meme too. Are you saying that our technology has reached a limit and we can no longer prove things that were believed to be false? Technology can't advance further into the future. Is that what you believe?
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>>750983984
I don't have to prove it doesn't exist because there is no proof that it does. You can't argue non-points. We are going back in circles.
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>>750983984
>dark matter
You're stretching the mental gymnastics way too far ahead of yourself little man. Pull it back a bit and go learn the difference between subjective and objective
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>>750979009
>jew mind control
The strongest superpower kek
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>>750981534
>gay anal sex is degenerate
>straight anal sex isn't
???
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>>750981378

What if I don't like them in equal measures? I'd have sex with a guy but I don't find them emotionally attractive.
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>>750978504
God
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>>750984473
Basically "stop liking what I don't like" and name calling. Straight people who hate homosexuals are either mentally retarded or gay themselves and insecure to explore that aspect of themselves. Literally afraid of themselves and they think belittling others will make them feel better in the long run.
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>>750978303
>accepting being a degenerate
why are you proud of yourself.?
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>>750984296
So to wipe out thousands and thousands of years of culture all you have to do is say "hurr there is no evidence so it is not real" Or you're going to tell everyone the only way for you to be intelligent is for you not to believe in God. Yep that's going to work. Good luck. 84% of the world believes in God. It's falling in the west because of liberals but how long will it take before Islam starts to influence people because of Liberal love for Muslims.
Or what happens when the Conservatives try to make Make America Great Again when religion was more popular. I know your kind of people believe you're geniuses so answer this for me. Are we just going to try and pound beliefs into them through the T.V. and songs?
What is your master plan?
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>>750978303
It's only gay if you're bottom
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>>750978628
why do you keep saying him? were they a trans man?
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>>750985438
bcus a trap is male
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>>750985184
nice manscaping, will copy
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>>750985475
both trans men and trans women exist. I was wondering which one it was
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>>750985616
traps are male
all traps have penises
are you asking for what he identifies as?
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>>750978303
Everyone worried about what title they have for what they like to fuck, just like what you like and be honest with yourself. Don't let the plebes down you with made up words.
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>>750985723
This. All the haters can do is come up with toxic and subjective ways to shit out their mouth "stop liking what I don't like" as if it makes them important or relevant or somehow special. Whwn you have no worth in life that's the sort of habit one can fall in to. They think it makes them feel better but really they're just repressing themselves a little more every time they call someone else a faggot.
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>>750986004
stfu bitch ass faggot
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>>750986087
Nah. Don't let me stop you from hating yourself though. You'll come to terms with your sexuality someday, be it good or bad
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>>750986237
>the only weapon in a faggot's arsenal
>if you dont like me it means you are me!
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>>750985696
thats the most retarded logic i've ever heard
>someone has brown skin
>must be a black person
>hurr durrr i'm gay oh no durrr
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>>750986381
having a penis isn't the same thing as having different shades of skin color that can be shared by multiple ethnicities
nice try tho
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>>750978303
It is definitely not gay if she identifies as a female. Gender is not binary you should know that already...
There is nothing gay about what you did, you are obviously straight OP
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>>750986625
actually it still is gay because homosexuality is based on sex and not gender
that's why transgenders don't use gay and straight as terms because it confuses people
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>>750986577
>penis is a biological feature that can be shared by multiple genders
>skin color is a biological feature that can be shared by multiple ethnicities
>"hurrrrr, i see no connection"
nice logic bro
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>>750986625
No one gives a shit about gender. The nigga had XY chromosomes and a dick, faggot.
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>>750986004
Exactly, humans make up segregating words because they can't handle that humans are individuals and some people like what they don't.

I say if it exists and arouses you, enjoy your shirt and meaningless life because when you're dying, you can look back and say "man, I did it right" and when you are gone, the universe won't care what you did and neither will humanity after a generation or two.

>>750986625
This is the problem though, drop titles, just enjoy your life and the good stuff you can experience in it. Forget the title.
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>>750986754
kek
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>>750986725
ok traps are male as in the sex
i wasnt talking about gender thats why i asked if youre asking what he identifies as you fucking pleb
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>>750986854
Not an argument.
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>>750986358
Might want to recheck the definition of gay. It doesn't mean self hating that's for sure
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>>750986930
i dont even know what youre talking about at this point
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>>750979327
>Unironically likeing traps
Fuck i always assume this is bait but then i wonder if people like you actually exist going around amd thinking traps arnt gay.
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>>750986989
I dint think about actually cares, anon.
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>>750986759
No. You. And. Your. Mom. Gay.
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>>750987057
ok you lost me but enjoy your you
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>>750987079
What are 4chan buzzwords for $400, Alex?
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>>750986725
No having a dick makes you a fucking man you trap loving faggot.
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>>750987179
>"reeeee, get mad reeeee"
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>>750987257
tranny detected
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>>750987179
Biologically maybe, but to "be a man" there's a bit more involved.
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>>750987257
Least i can sit down to Christmas dinner with my family and look my parents in the eyes
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>>750987356
Okay but if you get your dick sucked by a thing with a dick that makes you gay
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>>750987371
damn you dont have to take away his will to live
/b/ is a safe space DAMMIT
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>>750987437
If you are gonna cling to titles to save your ego, you're still wrong, bisexuality is a thing.
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>>750987371
already assblasted

my fucking sides
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>>750987469
Nah brah ur a faggot every one likes chicks. But since ur a dude that also loves dick that makes you a fag.
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>>750987526
It's hilarious he really thinks like that, my racist bigot uncle has even said that he wouldn't care if I came home with a black gay man, I'd still be his family.

>>750987543
Trolling this hard. At least I hope you are, if not, I feel so sorry.
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>>750980546
>muh religion
>laying claim to first world society whilst simultaneously denouncing it
You wouldn't know a functioning first world society if it dick-slapped you, brainlet
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DOES OP HAVE AIDS DICK!? LET ME GET A HOT AND SPICY "HELL YEAH NIGGA!" IF HE DO! COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE?
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>>750987543
>"you are faggot you like the penis"
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>>750987792
But he's right you know.
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Congratulations you're a faggot now.
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>>750987621
Raciest bigot uncle thats a little redundent. Couldnt you just call him a biggot
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>>750987621

Thanks for all the (you)s guys. Jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarted
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>>750982754
>using cringe as a noun
>saying meme magic isn't real
KeK will not be pleased with you, Fedora
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>>750987371
>>750986754
>>750986087

IF YOU ARE A SUPPOSEDLY STRAIGHT MALE HANGING AROUND IN THIS THREAD AND ARGUING ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY AND CALL ING PEOPLE GAY,

you are gay.

You doth protest too much. If you are not a fag why do you care? Probably because you are suppressing your homosexual desires.
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>>750987783
HERE'S THS REAL FILE NIGGIES
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>>750982771
quite the aspiring solipsist aren't you?
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>>750988009
no i am laughing too hard
also stfu faggot
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>>750987836
It's such a fucking meme to hate blacks and gays on here because every 12 year old autistic on the internet thinks it makes you cool and edgy. You just look like an idiot to anyone remotely adjusted enough for real world society.

>>750987863
Couldn't find some thing buzz-wordy and edgy enough but still was desperate to insult me for something, huh?

Face it, you're all just insecure and or you think it is fun to join in on hating people on the internet because you get some sense of community from it, even though not a single person on here could give two fucks about you nor do they even remotely know who you are.
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>>750983955
>>750978457

Found the IRL faggots. You're either gay or you aren't.

>inb4 muh spectrums
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>>750988066
faggot
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>>750988009
Holy shit what?
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>>750988082
>being this petrified of sexuality

Christian, amirite?
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>>750988116
your mom
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>>750978628
>suddenly overcome with regret

u faggot now

The only thing left to do is KYS.
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>>750978879
pretend you're a roman general
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>>750988142
>latent homosexual desires.
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do you have pic of the trap? that may not make you a fag, if she is a passable trap
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>>750988190
yes i identify as a girl on tuesdays so i can say i am lesbian and fall in love with your mom
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>>750988075
>getting this worked up over getting trolled online
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>tfw I fuck my trans man boyfriend and make him cum every single night

feels good man
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>>750984296
>prove it does
>prove it doesn't
>prove it does
>prove it doesn't
>no im right,
>ok why are you right?
>no i don't have to prove it because you can't prove it either therefore I'm right.
>no i don't have to argue non points

Are you trying to be funny, or does it just come naturally? Why is this such a big issue to you "militant athiests" anyways?
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>>750988236
Purposely seeking out a dude that looks like a chick so its less gay when he sucks your dick
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>>750988139
Nope. Atheist.

Enjoy your AIDS, faggot.
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>>750988304
did she turn her vagina into a penis yet
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>>750988393
I'm sure you are, conveniently. Enjoy spending your life hating anything at all and being miserable.
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>>750988375
Again, stop clinging to titles, it only hurts your cause. Perpetuating all of these titles only strengthens segregative ideals and behaviors.
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>>750988416
nope, he is comfortable with not having the surgery. But even if he changes his mind, in either case I'll support him
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>>750988617
So instead saying someone is gay we say Anon is a person is a guy who likes to fuck guys.
i dont think most people want to sound like they're giving speeches whenever they talk
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>>750988661
does she ever put a strap on and buttfuck you and pretend to orgasm
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>>750986759
>my life is more meaningful that yours because I'm a faggot

Weren't one you cocksuckers talking about things coming full circle earlier in this thread??

It so funny to watch you argue about the pointlessness of all hierarchy and classification, and then trip all over your own worldview because you're desperate to label your self identified opponents as inferior. Anything that makes you a victim, and in your mind, therefore righteous. Anything to dampen that nagging self loathing you keep deeper inside yourself than the cocks you put up your ass.
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>>750988719
No, I'm just saying it shouldn't be the forefront of your entire identity, it should just be a fact of you.

>>750988791
Godamn you are projecting to the extreme, are you really so hate filled and angry with your life?
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>>750978303
Who is holding the camera?
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>>750988899
Facet, not fact. Fuck Auto-Correct
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>>750988763
no, I'm not really into penetration so we don't do that. I do make him squirt during sex on a regular basis though, a few times even in public
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>>750988899
good yes tell the lgbt community to stop using labels so we dont have a requirement to fill them in our tv shows
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>>750989027
Like I said, I strongly believe forcing titles is hurting their cause, they will not gain equality, real equality, with their current tactics. Parading around in the streets in dick suits, screaming respect me into people's faces is autistic level thought process.
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>>750988075
>triggered by "memes"
>"cool and edgy"
>you just look like an idiot

kek
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>>750989439
>Unironically using triggered

I don't expect any sort of intellect or tact from this site but as a word of advice, just because some one responds to something, doesn't mean they're triggered.
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>>750988505
>>750988139
>Straight to the Christian thing again
>Totally umprompted

Ever wonder if this is maybe a you thing, anon?
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>>750989606
>getting triggered by some one saying ur triggered
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>>750989711
Well if they're just mindlessly spouting hate filled autism into the chat and disregarding everything else presented to them, I'm going to assume religion is involved. They seem to have the same intelligence level.
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>>750989808
Well, it has been fun, but I'm not going to entertain the trolls. Good day.
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>>750988719
>>750988899
>>750989027
>>750989182
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>>750989857
Well its been fun but i feel like ive got my fills of keks for this dengerate of a thread.
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>>750990012
>dengerate
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>>750989857
oh, you been entertaining the trolls hunny bun

take care now
bye bye then
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>>750978303
>>750978879

How i feel everytime i watch rape porn
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>>750990064
Lol its to early for me to use big words i should stick to smaller ones
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>>750990149
>dengerate

>>750990092
Nah, there was a bit of conversation at the start, then it degenerated into troll spam, but whatever.
>>
here goes the dear lord of his university
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>>750989817
You start your sentence by talking about mindlessly spouting hate (a totally subjective, personal interpretation by you) and you end your sentence by insulting the intelligence of the religious.

You realize it took you 34 words to turn into a hypocrite, right?
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>>750990279
What conversation? You mean the atheist non-debate and the stories of tranny blowjobs?

Nah, there was never anything good here. The trolls fit right in.
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>>750990279
>on /b/
>hopeing to have a nice conversation about how traps arnt gay
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explain to me how this is gay, idiots
>protip: you can't, cause it's not
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>>750991701
sourcee
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Bump
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>>750980649
thats a pretty man, shame about the penis
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>>750988117
Gut Cassidy and Sundance Cheesburger
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>>750993019
What are you, some kind of American? That's a cute dick no homo
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>>750991701
That's not gay at all, not even a little.
I know because I also am not gay
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Bump
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>>750978303
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>>750995103
no let it die
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>>750995550
Yfw you find out Vin diesels a fag
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>>750980108
14 S's = 14 genders
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>>750978964
he is gay and that isnt a fetish
>>
Congratulations, OP. You're now apart of the Pansexual master-race. Feels good to not be bound by stupid fucking barriers, yeah? Might be scary at first, but try looking at it this way.

I am pansexual. Basically, meaning.. If they're human, I'll fuck. If they're attractive, I'll fuck. Regardless of gender, what's in their pants, etc.

Stop being a pussy and get your Fuck on.
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>>750978303
kys
/thread
fpbp
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>>750997019
You aren't pansexual unless you fuck corpses and kids. Enjoy your bisexuality.
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Wow this was a bad thread.
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>>750978303
>took a picture and not a video

kys
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>>750997734
b.. but anon, there are more than 2 genders
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>>750999709
i agree. there are actually infinite numbers of genders. also remember: gender =/= sex
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>>751000815
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>>750978690
funniest shit i read all day
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>>750978303
as long as you don't take it you're fine, its all about power and taking anothers power is addicting
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>>751001147
What a Roman idea
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