text a girl w/ this pic and say..
"just found this spider in my toilet lol"
>>750934255
ha ha ha is imply u hav large penib h ha aha is funni
>>750934356
sand nigger detected
txt sent waiting for reply
>>750934255
Heya, just wanted to start things off with that's a nice thread concept "Anonymous". My name's Dave, put 'er there, pal! Haha! I'm here to help see if we can't bring out the maximum GAG! potential out of this one. Let's put a spin on the concept and see if we can't come to an agreement about some exciting innovations! That's the power of teamwork and brainstorming, brought to you by Dave. Here's what I suggest!
>hard mode: text it to a girl you have a secret crush on!
>legendary mode: text it to a girl's MOM where you have a secret crush on the girl, but are sending this instead to her mother for the WOW! factor of how unexpected that would be, for both the girl and the mother! An absolute shoe-in for 'getting the girl'. Give it a try!
Friends wife
>>750934255
I'm more concerned that they're missing the toilet seat
>>750935063
thank you for your service
>>750935168
Same. How does someone get to that point in their life? It just breaks and they say fuck it, I don't need a seat? They must still care somewhat since the toilet isn't filthy.
JUST DO IT
>>750935063
Some chick
>>750934255
girls love dicks
>>750935375
i was thinking the same thing. primitive living.
She didnt even notice....
anyone got the original? without the spider? got a similar idea
>>750936457
>filename
lolwut
>>750936468
>>750936785
thanks
>>750936290
She just saw it.... It took her 5 minutes geezz!!
>>750936843
ok? post her response.. jesus
>>750936830
what do you have in mind anon?
hes a nigger, i can tell because of his long dick
>>750937336
I know, right?
>>750937336
Haha sorry
>>750935063
Bullshit keep going
>>750937596
Lame ass shit your clearly friend zoned
>>750937767
We are married so ill wear that
>>750937534
i mean nothing special. its just the girl im talking to is scared of spiders. so i feel like it'd ruin something thats supposed to be funny if she just gets terrified
>>750935375
And the thing is that the person still needs to shit. I understand that pissing while standing up is the norm in general, but they still need to take dumps! Unless they AC-130 them like JDAMs on Afganistan, then they still nees the seat
>>750935908
She is a Star War
Fuck
>>750938248
Follow up. She is negging you. She wants it.
>>750936457
Thank you for this, friend.
>>750938316
Ik shes seen if before
Star crosses lovers
>>750938248
Photoshop the spider on top of your dick. Tell her that the only way to avoid dying is to have someone else suck your dick.
And then actually have a spider inject poison into your dick so it will be realistic... and will potentially kill her
>>750937869
Sean?
>>750938248
“Nah, it’s not. My dicks bigger”
>>750938963
wtf yeah. last initial w. who's this?
>>750939194
She handled my dick she know it isnt
>>750935063
show me her feet
>>750939210
Nice coincidence. Wrong last name.
Showed this shit to my gf.
Now she says she wish she had something that big.
Fucken thanks OP
>>750939210
Nah dude. That is your friend's wife or what ever.
She reversed imaged the cock spider you sent her and now she knows you are a 4chan faggot.
She's not telling you so you don't murder her in her sleep. You stupid cuck.
>>750941078
Normies dont know about reverse image search tbh
>>750941385
It's 2017, there are more computer savy normies than 4chan browsing autists TBH
>>750940894
your fault retard.
>>750941513
>there are more computer savy normies
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Someone" hasnt left his basement in a while.
:^)
>>750935375
Multiple toilets available, procrastinating on replacement and only use that one for pissing?
>>750940894
Time to get a new gf anon. You'll remember my words if you don't break up with her, she sounds like a total bitch for just making that statement. If anything, thank OP for showing you what kind of whore she is.
Remember my words: SHE'S NOT WORTH. DUMP THAT BITCH.
>>750941686
You sound like you haven't left your mother's sight in a while. I forgot how it felt to be 12. Enjoy it while it lasts, little nigglet.
>>750935025
underrated
>>750941796
If this is real dump the whore
>>750941796
had a friend like that, nothing was ever official but ended up a hit and quit it pretty much total hoe (bragged about it) but hey fucked and I'll graduate a non virgin
>>750941840
>You sound like you haven't left your mother's sight in a while.
D-did you just "no u" me?
>12yo
>nigglet
mhhh... ive seen this attack pattern before, i shall emulate it:
LOLMAO i fucked you crackwhore mom yesterday, youre fucking poor, im gonna go fuck my super hot qt gf you dont have, shiteating fagnigger
>getrekt.
>>750934489
newfag detected
>>750942322
wtf
>>750936457
i don't know why but it gets better every time it loops
>>750940894
anon leave her ass but she could also just be being a smartass too and joking around but if shit goes south start working out it'll release endorphin and make you feel good I usually live a sad lonely ass life and I usually do 50 pushups before bed and go to bed a happy mother fucker
>>750942666
satanic trips dont lie
>>750940894
you gotta do 50 pushups or youll go to hell, confirmed.
>>750936457
fucking kek
>>750942758
oh shit I got satan trips well I've had more trips than girl friends so I got that going for me...
>>750942666
>working out before going to bed
Sounds like a great way to get insomnia.
>>750941513
I strongly disagree.
your experience of the population at large is primarily defined by the traits you observe of other humans online, so the results are already skewed.
people don't even know how to tell if emails are legit, or even remember what companies they have legit business with.
>>750943513
I'm going Air Force after HS so I usually drink some protein powder and just do like 50 pushups in a slower fashion to 1) break down muscle so they build up stronger 2) increase the pushup count cause red phase gonna be a shit load of pushups 3) it makes me tired and I sleep well and 4) if I wanted to get tired I'd drink some alcohol (gotta get my mom to buy me my rum first...)
>>750940894
cucked by a picture of a shadow. how low (in luminosity) can you go, sir Issac lame-ton
this thread
>>750943754
>>>750943513
>I'm going Air Force after HS so I usually drink some protein powder
aka sucking off a dude
>>750944026
either work your way to the top or suck it to the top which ones easier bud?
>>750944026
What did you say about me you little bitch?
Ill have you know i graduated top of my class...
>>750944165
at dick sucking school? congrats!
were you the valedicksuckian of your class? did you graduate magna cum onmyface?
>>750935908
Sith scum
No cool chicks to send too cuz I'm married, but my buddies responses gave me a chubby
>>750934255
I dont want her thinking its small though
This thread is a trap
>>750936457
muh dick
>>750946104
How do I get friends like this
all deez chicks want da D
Texts seem funny wish i had frens to send it
>>750947470
You can send it to me anon, I'll be your friend.
>>750937596
>do u ever send normal pics
Literally my life
>>750946488
rip
>>750936290
>>750937596
This is embarrassing the ratio of content/messages being exchanged
>>750937596
Weak
>>750937596
Haha!
>>750938248
if that was ur dick I feel sorry for the girl
>>750934255
How do you take a shit on that toilet?
>All the retards sending this picture to chicks who know the size of their dick
The point is to get you laid instead of spayed
>>750934255
>tfw no spider gf to stick ovipositor in my dickhole
>>750952710
asking the real questions.
>>750943513
nah opposite ... you have insomnia then exercise tires you out
I think this is something for hyperactive people ... you do a burst of pushups and all of a sudden you dont want to move at all you just want to lie there and catch your breath ... then sleep
you force yourself to be physically tired and it seem to turn into a general rest
this thread is very funny
>>750934255
Lol
Denied in 3.....2.....1
>>750954117
top kei
>>750954117
>>750955706
I swear I luv u kuntz at timez
>>750934255
too small dick
>>750938248
when your dick is smaller then the picture
>>750946104
>Blacked widowed
>>750934356
haha benis :DDD
>that image
That's a mercy killing if I ever saw one.
Atleast it weeding out the lurkers on my fb. So far ive just gotten blocked lol
We has a bite
>>750956990
Do it /b/ro
>>750957079
>>750936457
why is this so funny
>>750957243
Kek
>>750956990
"think we have a bite" she literally called you a creep
>>750956990
>>750957243
Fucking lol
>>750957383
Holy shit this bitch has a big mouth. She needs to be slapped with a big ass dick in her prego fucking face to shut her up.
I hate when bitches think just because they're pregnant that they've achieved a level in their life above others. I already hate this bitch and don't even know her.
>>750957243
Respond with
>but tell him I said dem tiddies
>>750957383
Cool now we know her name
>>750957383
looks like someones hormones are controlling her little woman brain
>>750957684
awww look how cute, she even put her sonagram as her FB background. Stupid bitch.
>>750957383
Tell her you graduated top of your class as a marine and utter "man" does not scare you
>>750957757
We all should spam her the picture
>>750957711
Bitch has no sense of humor.
>>750957806
which pic? The dick pick with her bitch ass response of the FB pic anon posted?
>>750957757
look at that fucking hair line on the guy. He'll be bald by his early 30s.
>>750957383
you're*
>>750957899
She's obviously proud of her situation and the dude she's with. These are the kind of bitches I like to break down.
This is why i love 4chan. That cunt blocked me i has no way of getting ahold of her.
>>750957932
A dick
>>750957979
Bitch has her FB profile for all to see. So much for blocking.
>>750957757
mfw baby comes out half nigger
>>750957899
cat i went to HS with forehead straight ate his hair before graduation.
>>750957806
Let's do it faggots.
>>750958002
to the broad man, figure your shit out pimp
>>750958122
our dick pics will blot out the sun
>>750957874
Yes
>>750958060
according to her profile she works at Applebee's in Saint Cloud Minnesota
320~ 251~8686
enjoy anons
What the fuck are we going to do with that number this late at night?
>>750958477
>>750958589
What do you think?
>>750958477
can spam Google reviews about her.. YOUR LINE COOK SAMMIE TOLD ME WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND
>>750957757
>
thanks for showing us her name gl we are coming for you faggot
>>750958122
>>750958589
Call it and say she sent you ask if they deliver and give a bs address profit
>>750958477
surely there must be more than one applebees in Saint Cloud Minnesota
>>750958768
>>750958869
I dunno you tell me, dipshits
>>750957590
>>750957684
>>750957711
>>750957801
>S-she's a whore, how dare she not find dic pic funny
Did she hit a nerve anons?
>>750958869 we should have it sent to her house if they do delivery.
/sammie.thewalker
her FB profile she has public comments to her posts open
>>750954117
For you.
>>750958856
The average dick size in the Netherlands is larger than in USA, so this is pretty much believable
>>750942666
Tell us your workout plan Satan
>>750959111
I think it would be pretty funny if someone got this dudes info by asking her who sent that pic to her, but I aint getting involved and risking getting doxed haha fuck that, and I dont got a fake fb right now. But just a idea. Ya know for the keks, no white knighting. Either way I''m watch this thread and be entertained.
>>750934356
4chan raided by sand niggers?
meh
>>750959650
lol
>>750959578
every 4chan troll must have fake FB accounts
>>750959650
absolute savage
You've been white knighted fags.
>>750959650
Moar like this, people! lol
>>750959650
you know what´s gonna make this doubly funny? all this backlash is gonna fall on the first anon that messaged her. we get to fuck two lives for the price of one.
>>750936457
the way it falls, fucking kek
>>750959792
haha i was thinking about that but i didnt want to ruin it. im just watching
>>750959792
if luck has it she is just some cunt who he friended from mafia wars or some other faggot spam social media game
>>750959729
Sorry man, just haven't been hanging around 4chan for a long while and now I'm getting back in the groove of things and just havent bothered to make one. Maybe I will now cause I missed this perfect opportunity to get his info, and instead had to give him a headsup by trying to let the other anons know, the possibility of two victims.
>>750957757
Should we contact the bf too?
bitch is ugly as ball wrinkles though
>>750959973
if we had nudes of the disgusting trash
>>750959973
i can photoshop her response to anything we ant. js
>>750957383
we should destroy her now
>>750959879
that would be boring. I wanna read some minnesota head line like
>"Local mentally handi-capped man beaten unconscious for sexual harassment"
>>750960052
do it
>>750947470
You and me both. We needs hobbies.>>750959650
>>750960052
photoshop something along the lines of "the baby is not even his."
kek
>>750960080
"local skeez kills herself after online bullying from alt-right forum; meth stocks surge."
>>750960199
lmao witnessed
>>750960146
someone write that in a actual message so it looks legit. just have a friend write it to you and then post it and i will
>>750960199
Yes! like that, when was the last time we did anything fun.
>>750960199
Not after the bleach drinking bird we can't have another murder case
>>750946104
Your friends actually seem pretty cool and bring the bants.
>>750960052
Why photoshop it? just get some sort of response and just use inspect element
Much easier
>>750960199
"Tonight a mediocre Applebee's waitress found dead in her apartment after being told by her Dr that the life expectancy of her unborn nigger baby will be shorter than her boyfriends hairline. Coming up next when we return."
so many lazy fags here
miss the days this cunt would have woken up to a phone call from Applebee's wondering why their Facebook page is spammed about her
>>750960325
sounds like you know what youre doing. post the results brah
>>750960380
"...that story after the weather."
>>750960427
Sounds like an old b/ro knows the score just need to bring back the lulz and lolsek
>>750946104
>sending it to your friends
>not sending it to your mother
why are you even here?
>>750958811
Her name was also in the last text pic you dipshit
>>750960448
I do bro, but please reefer to this>>750959578
As my reason not to.
I aint stupid enough to use my personal account risk you assholes I kno and love harassing me for no reason
Is giving out her info doxxing?
bf needs to wake up
the fucking intro jesus christ
>>750960616
fucking kek'd
>>750960637
>calling yourself a rare bitch
>>750960616
Fucking kek
>>750960616
at least one proactive nigger here
>>750960616
come the fuck on people. is there anyone attacking this bitch besides me and this anon? we're old and tired now aren't we..
So who has the balls to send it to they mama!?
>>750960762
where
>>750960637
Everyone get involved... Been a while since /b/ has actually done something
If you don't have a fake account just poke her or add her or something, Just something to give notification spam
>>750960759
I'll make a fake FB account and do it if one more person does.
>>750960759
No just trying to stop you kiddos from doing this who the Fuck are you to do this to someone? You're lower than dirt you pieces of Shit.
>>750960830
We're all doing it already... Just hurry up anon, you'll miss the bus
>>750960844
theres always that white knight trying to act tough
>>750960815
What do you mean where? Like what app? Be specific pls
>>750960844
HOLY FUCK WHITE KNIGHTS STILL EXIST
>GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT
>>750960828
lol havent used it in awhile, but /b/ troop assemble!
>>750960616
KEK
>>750937596
Fucking autist, holy fuck.
>>750960844
"kiddos"? You must be in your 50's. gtfo /b/
>>750960844
There is and has only been on reason, because it's funny you dumb faggot. If you don't understand that you shouldn't be here.
>>750960893
Says the pieces of Shit trying to ruin someone.
>>750960616
savagely savage
This is our call to arms, A nostalgic war cry for us to play while we return to the roots of /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB0a4Ta-r70
Get on it /b/ros
Chick's are slick now a days.
>>750960957
You're underage... Here there be monsters son
>>750957243
pretty sure you just fucked this bitches life up
>>750961042
>>750960978
that's more like it
>>750961042
GOD DAM
>>750960637
>obsessed
>>750957874
im on it
>>750961026
I think you mean Here there be pieces of shits that enjoy ruining people's lives because I hate mine and couldn't get a pornstar off if you paid her.
>>750961042
THE HACKER KNOW AS 4CHAN
>>750961136
All pornstars fake orgasm
No one on 4Chan cares
Today you learnt two things
>>750961026
hahahaha >here there /b/ monsters son
>>750961136
>>750961127
>>750960957
>>750960844
>>750961136
>>750960448
>>750960325
Here fags, I just used inspect element on my friends messanges with me, and used me l33t paint skills to put her picture in there, ill help to the best of my abilities without putting my self out there haha
>>750961136
This little bitch honestly thought this place was a safe space. Go here it's more your speed reddit(.)com/r/Cuckold/
>>750961266
you send it to bf?
>>750961266
same chick?!
>>750960295
probably when we had some big shots family member try to kill themselves over fucking animal abuse images people said it 4chan died long ago, but that week was the major regime shift.
>>750961266
this is what a powerful /b/ trooper look like. hats off to you!
>>750961266
lol someone send that to the bf
>>750961266
send that shit dawg
>>750961266
This Anon's got skill.
>>750961323
learn2read+comprehend
>>750957849
Go to bed kid it's past your bedtime.
>>750958248
then we will fuck in the shade
>>750961266
Good job.. Someone with a fake acc send this to le bf plixxy plox?
Lul
>>750961266
Holy shit send it to the bf
>>750961359
dude come on... If you don't know about inspect element lurk some more.. he was just the first in thread to do it
>>750961378
>>750961378
omg lol
>>750961361
im just hopeing this will escalate beyond my comprehendtion... were soon there m8
I was just about ready to lose hope in /b/ when this thread came along
To glory!
>>750961407
I was not referring to the comment on inspect element, but understood.
>>750960310
Bleach drinking bird?
>>750961378
this feels right
>>750961480
It won't be long before the faggot mods 404 this thread. someone archive this shit.
>>750961378
madman.. YOURE A MADMAN
>>750961480
deus dick b/rothers!
>>750960310
yea ima need context?
>>750961606
Another player has entered the arena
He's looking to cause an upset
>>750960616
dude is in relationship with her since october 21st officially on fb. either he hid before or he did the whiteknight cuck taking a preggo girl. he will be daddy to a negro kid
>>750960616
>>750961606
my fucking sides
I'm so happy I stayed up to witness this thread
>>750961266
In exchange for making that picture like I've been saying can someone convince her to give us OP's name by asking who it was who sent that picture originally? Its got to be on her blocked listat the very least!
>>750961345
Thank you.
>>750961357
>>750961389
Can you dumb asses not read? I aint risking getting doxxed but ill hlp as far as I can
Also reply with any good ideas you guys have for messages I could have sent back and forth. Also Ill see if I can insert a picture without there already being one.
i havent enjoyed b this much in... ever?
>>750961606
>>750961700
same
