ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VIII
>>750866630
first for scissorhands being a true story
>Opens with scene of genital mutilation
>Real life S&M porn actress plays the love interest
>Her mom gets BLACKED by her step dad
>A comedy
More hints
>Main character played by Sam Harris celebrity doppelganger. Sort of a breakout role for him even though he had been around for a while.
>S&M actress dated Justin Timberlake for a bit. Actually, she's a famous Hollywood actress who just started out doing leather based porn. Nobody knew she did S&M until years after the film was released. I was kinda fucking with you guys there.
>This isn't Mario but some pipes do get cleaned
>>750866772
Shrek?
>>750866814
This time, yes.
>If you think about it, it's really the story of a gay and a midget in a tin can.
Old guy in a tub’s been thirsty his whole life
>>750866898
star wars
>>750866925
How on earth could you have defeated the riddle master?
40 here
Going to call it a night see you folks tomorrow.
>>750866783
sam harris = ben stiller? fuck doesnt sound like any of those shit.
>grandpa can't walk or work
>kid announces they can get some free shit
>suddenly grandpa can walk again
>no one is suspicious or angry
>>750866986
Billy Wonkers
>>750866986
Willy wonka
Repost
>dog
>zipline
>Midgets delivers jewellery
>>750866945
https://youtu.be/8St3irbuSkU?t=5
>>750866986
Wonka
>>750866958
see ya anon
>>750866963
>sam harris = ben stiller
Go on my son...
>>750866958
Peace! Thanks for playing.
Love,
33
>>750867049
who the fuck is Sam Harris
Answersfor these...
>A fighting couple become an accessory to robbery.
1.) Technically they are harboring a fugitive.
>A bank heist goes right, and fuck the jews (until the end of the movie).
2.) Denis leary's clone is a detective.
>A bank robbery goes right, so a guy is all "I can do that.", but learns that he can't, so he gets help from the first robber.
3.) This is recent, like within 2 years.
>A guy gets hit by a car (kind of) but doesn't get injured. Also, Nazis.
4.) You could call this guy a criminal, as he was caught red-handed.
>Long as fuck, boring as fuck, old as fuck (but not as old as citizen kane), for some reason a classic, made a song popular. Holy fuck, why did people like it? Also, they did not blow it up, so don't damn them.
5.) A song (not the famous one I mentioned before) is sort of referenced in a Borderlands 2 ad.
t.v. series here...
>some guys edc is magic.
1.) The Ref
2.) Inside Man
3.) Going in Style
4.) Hellboy
5.) 2001: A Space Odyssey
6.) The Lost Room
>>750867025
Leprechaun
Cuck finally got round to getting a life. By life, I mean boat. And an old gay black husband.
>>750867121
Forest Gump?
>>750866783
Zoolander 2, Ariana Grande was the other
>>750867103
>he was caught red-handed.
Fuck you.
>2001: A Space Odyssey
Fuck you twice, lol.
>giant big dude kills a fat nigger on a plane,
>throws a whiny midget off a cliff
>kidnaps a black hoe,
>kills every stupid spic in south america,
>scalps spics with saw blades,
> brutally murders a fat mallninja faggot and clowns him while he's dying.
>>750867119
Nope try agaig
>>750867187
commando
>>750867018
Hint
>cabin
>>750867025
LOTR
>>750867103
2- Paul?
>>750867098
your mother's boyfriend
>>750867237
my moms dead
>>750867229
Are you retarded?
>>750867170
Nope
>>750867228
Yep
>>750867098
A famous author and neuroscientist. He writes about Islam, free will, determinism, politics, et cetera.
>>750867172
>Zoolander 2
No.
>Ariana Grande was the other
The other what?
>>750867229
...No.
>>750867121
Shawshank Redemption
Girl gets first period and everything goes batshit insane
>>750867267
oh okay yeah I know who he is
Oops -1. (Yes I guess)>>750867256
>>750867299
Carrie
>>750866783
oh fuck
something about mary
>Dude, that wasn't our car. Let's hire this midget to tell them it wasn't our car. He's not very good, let's get his slutty fiance to tell them instead.
>>750867103
2. Boondock Saints
>>750867327
holy shit
>>750867249
good
>>750867297
Nailed it
>>750867354
...No.
>>750867364
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>>750867315
wrong
>>750867354
I mean... put down the crack pipe Larry.
>>750867208
yessir i was just trying to remind everybody that that movie is sick
>>750867327
Finally! Good job.
>>750867363
It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
>>750867383
Teeth
>>750867406
>It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
I was more holy shitting over finding out Cameron Diaz did leather porn
>Peter Griffin's (From Family Guy) poor attempt at charades.
>>750867464
sauce?
>>750867406
the BLACKED part threw me i forgot about that.
>>750867435
wrong again, hint,nosferatu is in there
>>750867464
Oh, I thought everyone knew that. Guess not.
Did you also know Stallone did a porn back in the 70s? Not that I assume he's part of your spank bank, but lots of famous people did stuff on camera when they were broke. Jenny McCarthy did some light stuff. Sonny Landham from Predator did hardcore stuff.
>Drugs and scary babies
Try this one:
>A werewolf in london
> director spends 2 hours kicking you in the nuts suggesting there will be a pay off at the end. But there isn’t, director laughs at you. Director never works again. Eventually he gets to do 1st shitty tv series that makes him famous again.
>>750867557
lel
>>750867537
I could have died happy without knowing that Stallone did porn
>>750867382
>>750867563
It's not a Werewolf in London
>>750867561
The Blair Witch Project
>>750867570
You're on /b/. You could have never died happy.
>>750867546
Trainspotting
>>750867349
This one should be easy.
>>750867561
american history x?
>>750867607
yeah fair enough
>>750867546
Trainspotting
>>750867621
Yup
>>750867479
It's honestly kinda boring.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=53ff0a3016822f6c5eb3
>>750867561
some JJ Abrams movie
>>750867025
mo' fuckin little man..
>Second rule of 4chan.
Guy and girl on a train, girl is reading, first line:
>what are you reading?
>>750867630
Tv series didn’t make any fucking sense either
>>750867582
kind of funny story as much as there was no fucking pay off in the blair witch project they made a porn parody called the Bare Wench Project and it was equally disappointing and shitty despite making you think it was eventually going to get really hot
>>750867676
Source Code?
>that's a cool ass watch tattoo thing
>die when it hits 0
>>750867714
In Time
>>750867714
The Ring
>>750867561
what movie kicked me in the nuts for 2 hours and the director did jack shit after?......
deer hunter?
English teen talks like he's Russian, puts an old man in a wheelchair, learns to love the bible, and jumps out a window.
>>750867698
No Its a romance on a europe train
>>750867722
Good job
>>750867728
how did you even get to that guess?
>>750867757
fuck I know what that is... just can't think of it
>>750867695
i don't watch tv and i know that nigger director didn't do shit afterwards
> kid gets molested and scarred by creepy dude. Kid grows up and fucks him and his gang up.
psychic girl saves her brother from cannibalistic psychopaths
>Actor has a rubber face
>in movie wears a wooden face.
1.)
>Mother Fucker never shows up to class.
2.)
>Mother Fuckers were forced to show up to class (Well, it was a library).
>>750867812
The Mask
>>750866630
>A virgin goes to medeterranean to bring back a wayward rich kid to his dad
>He kills him
>PSH's best character, sinister
>>750867828
2 Breakfast Club?
>>750867812
The mask?
>>750867836
very good. I need to make these harder
A ghostie thing scares tge living crap out of sailors because of reasons
>>750867828
Ferris beuller and breakfast club
>>750867812
mask nigga
>>750867861
Yes.
>>750867877
Ghost Ship?
>>750867792
Dead Man's Shoes?
>>750867884
Yep..
>there was easy enough room for them both
>>750867844
Mr ripley
>>750867916
TITANIC
>>750867916
Your mom and the two black guys?
>>750867916
FUCK THAT SCENE
>>750867916
Titanic
>>750867916
but there wasn't enough buoyancy for both
>>750867697
I remember watching that on Cinemax After Dark back in 2002 as a horny teenager who could fap to anything. And yes, it sucked. Wasn't funny either.
Ah, the good ol' days before high speed internet gave us all access to unlimited high quality porn.
>>750867760
>how did you even get to that guess?
I drew upon memories of a movie I never watched. "Hey, the Ring. Isn't that the movie where people die after a certain amount of time has passed watching some shitty VHS tape? Maybe there's a timer built in."
>>750867925
I made it too easy
angry couple doin their thing
ironman is annoying reporter
the man in black-dude is angry
>>750867896
Nope
>>750867916
Titanic
>>750867844
Talented mr Ripley
>>750867943
you're thinking too hard
>>750867844
talented mr,ripley?
>750866630
kill Bill
>>750867981
it was barely holding up Rose's scrawny ass it never would have held Jack too
Pedophile looking father makes his daughter a cold blooded murderer in an S/M suit.
>mother beats son
>son lives with old ass man in countryside
>son goes home to get beat again
-jr
>>750867995
>being this new
guy working at the photo mart starts stalking the families in the pictures he develops
>>750868009
Kick ass
>>750868038
Flubber
>>750868038
1 hour photo
>>750867792
Clue- magic and stuff
>>750868045
Too easy, yes.
>>750868065
No it was Bicentennial man
>>750868038
Red dragon
Guy's memory is shit, so he makes notes about everyone, which eventually leads him to murder.
>>750867921
Yep
>>750868075
Oh shit. I was going to say Harry Potter as a joke, but got distracted. Was I right?
>jizz aliens from ocean pussy out on killing all humans
>>750868116
Yup
>>750868095
He edited videos, not photos.
No one has guessed these correctly yet. One of them is pretty obscure, I'll admit that, but the other is a pretty popular movie from the 80s that just about everyone should know.
>college student owes massive debt
>gets hunted down by debt collector
>goes on a long walk to get money
>faggot is so obsessed with a manchild that he makes the manchild work himself to death
>>750868089
fuck you for reminding me that piece of garbage exists
>>750868111
Memento. Too easy
>>750868111
Checked, Memento
>>750868161
Second is Pinnochio?
>>750868144
Pacific Rimjob
>A dirty cop with a hot temper loses his head
>Trashy whores are the good guys
>Two people directed this. Well, three are credited. But really, there's only one director.
>>750868185
Nope. It's a live-action movie.
>>750868144
Nope, older
>>750868161
Rainman
>>750868146
on what earth did Voldemot "molest" Harry?
>>750868111
memento
>>750868191
Sin city
>B&T do a B&E at a B&B for some T&A.
>>750868225
That's why I wasn't going to say HP at first, lol.
>Alec Baldwin says to a guy who's shoe brand doesn't sell 'we could have saved the planet'
>>750868211
Nope, not Rainman.
>>750868211
nah i guessed that
>>750867995
Wowza
unorthodox teacher's methods leads to a private school boy committing suicide
>>750868225
>on what earth did Voldemot "molest" Harry?
That anon has read too many fanfics.
>>750868280
Patch Adams
>>750868280
Dead Poets Society
>>750868243
if it's this thats fucked because there were a bunch of stories in that movie
>>750868280
Dead poet's society?
>Dog greets his owner at train station every day
SHIT POTATOS
>>750868243
Yep
>>750868010
This feels like a Disney movie...
>>750868256
glengary glen ross?
>>750868354
The Martian
>>750868363
No its a rip off of garden state
>>750868339
Futurama.
Wait, that was a pizza place.
>characters play a game
>shit gets fucked
>>750868372
Yeah, kinda easy
>>750868280
I would have said Whiplash desu.
>>750868167
Hey I had to remember in. Others must suffer with me
>>750868289
He touched his head that caused the scar.
>>750868372
shhheeeeeiiiit...
>>750868404
>>750868404
Mazes and Monsters
>>750868339
Hatiko
>>750868404
Jumanji
>Man takes loooong tropical holiday
>>750868442
Aww yeah
>Kids in a school need to fight off terrorists. Has a similar name to an animated movie (bonus points for both).
>>750868359
miles away
>>750868458
Castaway
>>750868458
>WILSOOON
>>750868458
Castaway
>>750868439
Think so, sounds right
>>750868458
Weekend at Bernies
>>750867349
Nobody?
>>750868465
Red dawn
>>750866630
>misanthropic outsider causes mischief galore for hated populace
>encounters his opposite, an open-minded female free-thinker
>after trials together he learns to love again
>profit
>>750868519
that was my first thought too but what cartoon has a similar name?
>Stoner dude takes bad pill
>*Bottles clinking*
>>750868516
Guys go to find white castle? Dont recall tge nane though
>>750868519
No.
>Slave guy fucks princess in wheat fields
>Jap invaders shoot her dead
>>750868555
Nope.
>>750866916
>>750868555
cheech and chong
>>750868553
The Matrix
>Darlene from Roseanne gets trapped in a high school full of niggers
>One of them is an R&B singer for some reason
>That kid from the Breakfast Club is there (kinda)
>Miss America who is no longer Miss America thanks to nude photos talks on the phone.
>>750868591
No.
>>750867349
Dude, where's my car?
>>750868596
Yup
>>750868554
Clockwork orange?
>>750868554
warriors
>>750868587
Nope
>>750868613
No. Older.
>>750868620
No.
>>750868554
The Warriors
>>750868623
Yes.
>>750868620
This is >>750867738
>TFW. when you're only north central
OP here. I'm leaving now. This thread will 404 sooner rather than later. Make new threads and keep the game going if you want. (No one ever does, other than me; /b/ is retarded like that).
>>750866630
Man in dust then go in space
> chick with titties does some good. People listen cause of the titties. Titties a bit old, but milf grade.
>>750868656
YES! that movie plays in my head every other day. not because i like it
I'm going to bed, but This:
>>750868465
was Toy soldiers. The animated movie was small soldiers.
>>750868657
ABANDON THREAD
>>750867349
It was 'My Cousin Vinny' you mongs.
>>750868720
erin brockovich?
>>750868776
Why abandon thread?
>>750868776
Because I'm sleepy.
>>750868776
Should have given the hint "Stole a can of tuna"
>>750868776
Joe Pesci isn't a midget. And Mona Lisa Vito wasn't a slut she was just a Jersey skank
>>750868776
I wouldn't know. I've never had a grit before!
>>750868815
>
>2017
>not smoking meth
fucking loser
>>750868826
>Joe Pesci isn't a midget.
>5' 4"
Sure...
>>750868848
This. Normies!
>>750868816
Or even "Let's hire my midget relative."
>>750868867
you have to be under 5 feet to be a midget. he's short I'll grant you that
>>750868836
>"grits cooks faster on your stove than anywhere else on the planet?"
Little girl's family gets indebted and she gains a new career perspective.
>>750868901
I'm just a fast cook I guess
>>750868890
I think officially it's 4'10", but come on...
>muh no great war
>starts beating himself
>>750868890
Manlet detected.
Some girl basically summons the God Hand using a dumb box
Why is it easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than to train astronauts to become oil drillers?
>>750868890
4'10"
Get your facts right. (Also, I used Google, so I don't completely trust my answer)
>>750868929
I'm 6'4" and could put Pesci in my jeans pocket but when you say midget I picture like Verne Troyer, and he was in a movie where he had a slutty fiance and I kept trying to remember that one
>>750868932
Fight Club. Every thread...
>>750868979
4'10" is under 5 feet so I was technically correct
>>750868923
>>750868867
aside from that ralph machio looking nigger as the main character that was pretty good
>>750868964
Armageddon
>>750868010
it was goodnight mister tom btw.. didn't seem like anyone was getting it.
>>750869013
Ah, but then according to you, a person of 4'11" would count, and that is not the case.
>>750869015
>ralph machio looking nigger as the main character
>ralph machio looking
>looking
you know it WAS Ralph Macchio, right? not just someone who looked like him
>>750868964
>>750869069
I didn't say EVERY height value under 5 feet, just that you have to be under 5 feet
>>750868993
Also,
>>750867664
>>750869076
i never paid attention to ralph machio's career.
i didn't know that. i hope he was run over by a wheat thresher
>>750868961
Hellraiser
>>750869013
I'm pretty sure 5 feet are under 4'10". Well, unless the people are doing hand-stands.
>>750869125
what do you have against Ralph Macchio
>>750868910
Beauty and the Beast
A guy cuts his hand off after a tree rapes his girlfriend
>>750869069
>>750869090
who gives a shit? if you're under 5'8" i'm calling you a midget no matter what.
>>750869151
>>750869207
Well the point was someone assumed he meant the Verne Troyer level of midget
>>750869190
Nope
>>750869160
he was a weepy pussy. and i wished that blond dude in karate kid punched his sternum in.
>>750869207
Sounds good to me (it also sounds like you are projecting. Do you want to talk about it?(it's not your fault)).
>>750868553
John dies at the end?
>man wants to run away but water
>boat go boom
>a fucking baguette
>gear winch cranking
>>750869243
verne troyer is sub midget. that "should've been abortion" is a just a sickly baby
Orphan kid raised my hippies to bang a rock into a bigger rock to stop Bird republicans. Meet bitch with her annoying dog and rabbits fight crabs.
>Guy chases people who aren't what they're pretending to be
>Falls in love with a chick who isn't what she thinks she is but doesn't know that (although he knows this)
>Guy figures out he also isn't what he thinks he is but whatever
>>750869386
nigga you wat
>>750869343
6 days 7 nights
>>750869386
Pokemon
>>750869272
sounds like you're assuming im projecting because that's a common behavior for you. i'm just an abrasive asshole because i grew up fighting with three asshole brothers. you've obviously taken offense at what i said because you're a manlet/midget
>>750869435
Yup. One of my favourite movies.
>>750869419
blade runner
