ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VII
Alium too stronk
Give alium computer a cold
Alium not too stronk
Alium gets rekt by redneck and nuke
>>750862852
Some of these are hard. I can give hints if you need them.
>5
>Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
>7
>A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
>8
>Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
>10
>A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.
>>750862944
4th of July
>Group of soldiers/warriors taken from their home
>Must team up to defeat a common enemy
>A doctor repeatedly breaks his oath
Guy is so happy he's gonna get married but fiancee likes his friend and hated guy.
>>750862967
Give a hint for five. And by hint, I mean ten hints.
mentally unstable guy tries to get free plastic surgery to look good for a prostitute
>>750863015
That's the easiest one. It was a sequel and made millions.
>>750863067
That's not much help. Keep going.
>Opens with scene of genital mutilation
>Real life S&M porn actress plays the love interest
>Her mom gets BLACKED by her step dad
>A comedy
>stolen car
>Sing the blues
Update
>It's an 80s movie
>>750863000
I wanna say Saving Private Ryan, but that can't be right.
>>750863088
Seriously, that's the easy one. I can't think of anything to say that won't give it away.
>A fighting couple become an accessory to robbery.
>A bank heist goes right, and fuck the jews (until the end of the movie).
>A bank robbery goes right, so a guy is all "I can do that.", but learns that he can't, so he gets help from the first robber.
>Some guy puts on weight and some other guy falls off a roof.
>A guy gets hit by a car (kind of) but doesn't get injured. Also, Nazis.
>Long as fuck, boring as fuck, old as fuck (but not as old as citizen kane), for some reason a classic, made a song popular. Holy fuck, why did people like it? Also, they did not blow it up, so don't damn them.
>The guy sings into a can (but he won't allow you to hear it).
t.v. series here...
some guys edc is magic.
>>750863111
The Blues Brothers?
I hate that little rat
I hate that little rat
I hate that little rat
I hate that little rat
...
I find love
>Some retards escape a mental facility (I assume) and rob a house. But they don't do it well.
>>750863117
It's not Saving Private Ryan
>>750863200
The Prince of Tides
or
Panic Room
>>750863200
Home Alone?
>>750863138
Nope
Kid finds a glove that fires lasers, meets a robot person. They team up to kill a bad villian guy that turns people's blood into water .
>>750863175
ratatouille
>>750863269
Nope.
>Child-minded aliens endanger Earth and a nerd saves it.
>>750863124
most of these were guessed right in the last thread
>erectile dysfunction ends all life on earth
>>750863232
Nope.
>>750863248
Yep.
>>750863034
DIE HARD
>>750863333
No, only the santa clause was. I thought that it was the first in the list, so I didn't remove it.
>>750863424
Kek
Muslim kid befriends a ghost thing and lays the richest girl in town.
>>750863481
aladdin
>>750863088
English movie. Two of the supporting cast are dead now.
a guy likes to run, suddenly nazis
>>750863518
Too easy?
>>750863438
I should elaborate a bit more. I thought that
>Some guy puts on weight and some other guy falls off a roof.
was the first movie I listed, but was wrong, so I left it in there on accident. Sorry.
>>750863532
Saving Private Gump
>>750863258
>Kid finds a glove that fires lasers
I really thought this was Laserblast until I read the rest of your post.
>stolen car
>Sing the blues
Update
>It's an 80s movie
>Station wagon
You faggots better get it now
>>750863559
nope
>>750863424
oh look this retard is back
>>750863536
well for me at least :)
>guy gets summer job
>cons friend out of money
>cutie3.14 calls him out
>guy tries to make things right
>he and his friend get caught up in a conspiracy and are locked away.
>funk master helps them escape.
>guy and his friend expose the bad guys who are poisoning food.
>happy ending, we're all dudes.
No one's gotten these yet:
>college student owes massive debt
>gets hunted down by debt collector
>goes on a long walk to get money
>faggot is so obsessed with a manchild that he makes the manchild work himself to death
>>750863573
blues brothers
>>750863424
correct
>>750863573
That one with Chevy Chase?
Reposting some unsolved mysteries from past threads.
1.
>"Ugh, it's warm even! You don't even care, do you?"
>"Forget it, I'm not drinking it."
>"About yourself, you dumb FUUCCKK!"
2.
>Faggot gets buttfucked as a kid
>Develops amazing sense of humor later on
>Haggard Mugshot.jpg
3.
>Depressed loser wants girl
>Meets other girl
>JUST FUCK MY SOUL UP.jpg
>Doesn't get either girl
>Gets third girl
4.
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>a sympathetic portrayal of a Jewish man being brutally tortured to death
>>750863673
Apocalypto
>>750863673
The Passion of the Christ
>>750863643
I've never seen that movie
It looks like I pulled another Shrek
No
>>750863618
>we're all dudes.
well I had no fucking clue until this. ya blew it
Good Burger
Crazy guy decides to sue Satan because he blames him fir all the stuffing in the world
>>750863589
I'm sorry that you're not having fun, try harder next time.
>>750862967
no one cares about your shitty movies watched by ten people. let it go.
>>750863706
haha
>>750863708
bingo
>>750863012
Anyone?
There was this movie about green numbers and shit. Men in suits and stuff.
>>750863783
The Matrix and stuff
>>750863740
>all the stuffing in the world
ROFL
>>750863761
2 of those are incredibly popular movies. One of the others has been guessed on these threads multiple tiems. You just suck.
>>750863654
Nope
Hint goes on an adventure with 3 annoying sidekicks.
I promise this is real but seeing it's kind of got the Shrek thing going on I'll go with this new clue.
>>750863722
you a winner champ.
>>750863560
The movie is similar to the other of a video game
>>750863012
only thing I can think of is the room
>>750862852
More, of this slut
>a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
What was that horror/suspense movie where it takes place at a motel and it turns out the guy had multiple personality disorder?
>>750863798
ive never guessed at yours and never will. just stop spamming them if no one gives a shit, loser
>>750863810
Iron Man?
>>750863858
It's not your fault.
>>750863850
Nope. Action/fantasy film.
>>750863850
I think it was called identity
>>750863846
Right
>>750863847
>More, of this slut
She has a name, anon!
It's Slutty McSlutterson, but still. Manners!
>>750863850
the one where magie shoots mister burns
>orphan faces his fear of clowns
>>750863945
The Dark Knight
>Ellen Degeneres plays an annoying cunt who's breath smells like fish.
>>750863945
>>750864005
Good one.
>stolen car
>Sing the blues
Update
>It's an 80s movie
>Station wagon
New clue
>Thor
>>750864005
well played
>>750864030
The Ellen Degeneres Show isn't a movie
>>750864080
Is it Thor?
Here are some hints.
>>750863660
1. John Wick, I mean Neo, features prominently.
2. I didn't say he enjoyed it.
3. Film predates alimony payments of doomed actor/photographer.
4. Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>>750864080
Adventures in Babysitting
>>750863911
That was it. Thanks.
What was the movie where some chick dies from smoking a cigarette that causes her face to melt off?
>>750864030
The elen degenerate show?
>>750863258
Villian kidnaps people and makes them fight to death in a pool
>>750864096
No
>>750864102
BINGO
IT'S ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING
>>750864009
I think maybe you're being a little obtuse, are you sure it wasn't Iron man, I mean, Iron Man was at least in it right?
>>750864030
French Kiss
Only movie I know starring Ellen
>>750864080
Adventures in Babysitting.
A goth kid kills a jock. Everyone just takes the female lead's word that the goth is dead. No one investigates. Based on a true story I think.
>>750864190
No but there was a chop shop scene where some dude was cutting up cars if you want to call him Iron Man power to you.
>hungry
>sherrif
>provides food for family
>bear trap
>house
>hanging
>push ups
>>750863124
C'mon, nobody? Do I need to give hints?
>>750864204
Wow... no.
black man carjacks and kidnaps a man and several children that aren't his
>>750864231
Yes
Correct
>>750863573
Licence to Drive?
>>750864242
Oh, Iron Man 2. Thanks.
>>750864254
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>750864262
Everyday Life in Africa?
>>750864254
Toy Story
>aging James bond tries to stop people from drinking
>>750864239
Adventures in Babysitting?
>>750864334
hah. No
>>750864351
IT'S NOT FUCKING SHREK
>robber forced back into the game
>short fuck from always sunny is in it
>robbery successful, heat is on
>double cross
>pipe scraped off
>>750864334
they have cars in Africa?
>>750864239
The Outsiders
>>750864349
>>750864311
Nope 2 other people already solved it
>>750864316
Keep fucking with me it's not bothering me .I'm not that Shrek dude
>>750864406
Nope.
>candy cane
>wiz khalifa song
>car crash
>>750864384
Gone in 60 seconds?
>orb
>space skeleton bombers
>boobage
>>750864466
>wiz khalifa
Those aren't words.
>>750864239
Shrek?
>moves to a small town
>James bond runs a supermarket
>the hound collect trolleys
>the equaliser is always watching
>murders happen
>car chase ending in an even smaller town
>>750864323
Yeah
>>750864475
nope, before that and cars are not important
>>750862944
welcum ta erf
>>750864506
Nope.
>>750864466
Joyride
Middle cluemight not fit but I have no idea who that mother fucker is.
>>750864485
Anything can be a word. You just have to use your imagnaretard.
>>750864387
>they have cars in Africa?
they have car in Africa?
>>750864424
If i keep fucking wit you will you pull my hair?
>>750864517
You described the remake didn't you?
You should check out the original sometime.
>>750864510
Mama mia
>>750864384
Heist
>>750864544
You got it wiz khalifa made song about paul walker dying
>>750864575
That is clearly a truck, Sir.
>>750864651
mai nigga!
no one ever knows about this movie and its great
>>750864640
Nope
>Dealer of arms
>Self righteous
>Hot love interest
>Opposition tries to kill him
>Travels to foreign countries
It's not Iron Man
>this guy
>smoker
>demons n shit
>>750864693
lord of war
>>750864630
Seen it didn't like as much
>>750864704
max payne
>>750863346
no guesses guys?
James Bond and Ghost Rider try to stop the Man in Black from Westworld
>>750864729
ice age?
>>750864510
Hot fuzz shit movie
>>750864710
You got it!
>>750864704
Constantine
>>750864750
nope
>>750864782
Bingo
>>750864762
Correctamundo
>niggers chopping arms
>hot journalist
>country that no longer exists
>7th heaven dad
>>750864704
>Jason Bourne is pissed.
>Niggas be fallin from the sky
>Way too much shit
>One of the supporting cast is dead now.
>>750864688
my bad. then africa has an zero cars.
>>750864729
I'm like 90% sure I know what you're talking about but I can't recall the name of it
>>750864839
Hotel Rwanda?
>>750863532
cmon guys, the title is literally about running.
>>750864866
in the right direction but no
>>750864782
I'm still mad they cast Keanu in that. And that they canceled the much better tv show version.
>>750864876
Yeah... Rwanda is still a country... my bad.
>>750864871
the 6 million recichmarks man?
(kidding guess)
>>750863124
I'll give hints...
1.) Technically they are harboring a fugitive.
2.) Denis leary's clone.
3.) This is recent, like within 2 years.
4.) Already answered, sorry.
5.) You could call this guy a criminal, as he was caught red-handed.
6.) A song (not the famous one I mentioned before) is sort of referenced in a Borderlands 2 ad.
7.) this also has to do with some trivia.
8.) Not sure what to give as a hint, sorry.
>>750864737
Dwayne johnson
>>750864848
red poems sociopathy
>>750864848
Dogma
>>750864871
Maze Runner? The Running Man?
>be small child, best driver around
>Wizard man needs parts for his ride but his money is no good here, my jew boss makes fun of him
>Wizard man is with hot girl, would bone.
>Offer to drag race for wizard man to win prize for his ride out of the dessert, if I win, he takes me with him
>totally win
>Abandon mom and sand for ever, gonna become a wizard and fuck that girl.
>two friends
>one is an avenger
>bored in small town
>mess with weird guy
>one becomes friends with weird guy
>friends go their separate ways
>>750864876
last queen of scatland
>Man of Steel dies
>>750864931
nigger we've told you clearly no one knows these and we don't give a fuck anymore. just post the answers or get fucked
>>750864934
I don't know what that means.
>>750864935
Yes.
>>750864953
SW1
>>750864969
....wtf no
>>750864933
checked and checked. good job
>A fairy single handadly brings down Ottoman Empire
>Also arabs were the good guis
>>750864817
pulp friction.
>>750864895
Needs a good reboot for damn sure
>>750864986
this
>>750864974
shrek
>>750864916
serious no
>>750864937
miss and miss
The Running man? Nazi? dude
>>750865001
wait who's dead from Dogma? Oh wait Rickman right. shit now I'm bummed again.
>>750864953
Phantom Menace
>>750864969
>>750865003
Uganda still exists
>>750865006
Lawrence of Arabia obv
>>750865006
>arabs were the good guis
science fiction?
>>750865038
>The Running man? Nazi? dude
I haven't seen either of those.
>>750865047
>Lawrence of Arabia obv
obv
>>750864960
It?
>>750865047
it said >country no longer exists
>>750864986
Nigger, one person incorrectly saying that most were already answered does not equate to most people in the thread saying that they give up. Also, that's why I gave hints.
>>750865081
Nope
>>750865090
palenstine
>>750865098
Well I certainly give up.
>>750865098
your hints and vague descriptions fucking suck
you list one line of generic shit and expect us to read your mind
fuck off
>>750865002
>>750865044
you understood that reference, now what gave it away.
>>750865023
CW is talking about doing an animated continuation of the live action show
and they keep having Matt Ryan cameo as Constantine in their Arrowverse
probably all we'll ever get
>>750864960
Under the Skin
>>750865119
africa not middle east
>>750862852
Some orphan is kidnapped by a filthy caveman
caveman tells him he's special
orphan meets other specials and old men who admire him
orphan plays with frogs and sticks
orphan becomes a murderer
>>750865103
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
>>750864718
Best things about the Remake was the the two hot bitches and the guy from Full Metal Jacket.
>>750864262
Are we there yet?
>>750865144
Conan the Barbarian
>>750865125
>ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Are you in the wrong thread then?
>A E S T H E T I C
>flying cars
>hologram
>robot sex
>>750865128
Would be nice to see something dark and gritty. I enjoyed the movie but these days it's a stale watch.
>>750864839
blood diamond
>>750865196
>Are you in the wrong thread then?
there is badly and then there is 'could be fucking anything' you goddamn retard
>>750865141
Negative
>slugs
>all you can eat meat
>>750865220
YES! finally
so good
>>750865142
whats the difference?
>>750865194
No, but it has similarities
hint: orphan learns weird tricks
>>750865206
Blade Runner
>>750865252
Clearly Harry Potter
>>750865160
no. It's a kind of obscure shit movie from the mid 90s
I honestly don't expect anyone to get it so I'll just say it's Car Pool
>>750865266
well, yes, but i was speaking new one
>she is green in a different way she's also hot as fuck.
>He has the blood of a tiger
>From the 80s
>>750865309
Shrek
>>750865252
star wars
>>750864871
one more help
>Guy likes to run
>suddenly nazi
>teeth torture
>nazi diamonds
>>750865282
yes
>Suddenly, a woman appears!
>Probably gonna eat her.
>Poke her with stick, she gets upity.
>Scary man in White points gun at us, we fuck him up, bring woman back to society and we braid her hair.
>Later a meal is to be held in her honor and the main course is her friends.
>She was all like woah, but then a gold man floats, he's obviously god.
>Next thing I know there is a battle and the sky blows up
>everyone dances
>>750865380
ROTJ
>>750865322
I didn't say he had the blood of a donkey faggot
>>750865380
Return of the Terribly Obvious Description
>how'd it get burned?
>how'd it get burned?
>how'd it get burned?
>how'd it get burned?
>HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
>HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
>HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
>>750865309
Adonis dna.
>>750865443
Ghost rider
I'll try some Family Guy level charades...
>>750862944
Independence day
>nazis
>narcolepsy
>flying cow
>she is green in a different way she's also hot as fuck.
>He has the blood of a tiger
>From the 80s
>Heartbreak
>Scrawny dude can't "carry" the girl
>>750865413
winner
>>750865425
winner who is probably just a blast at parties.
>>750865476
nope, good actor through
>>750865196
Not the guy you're arguing with but I agree with him. People seem to misunderstand that "bad" implies. Bad could be slightly vague, hyperbolic or even a little misleading in a playful way but shouldn't mean flat out fucking awful.
A bad description should still only describe one specific movie and it should be true to the story.
An awful description describes multiple movies or takes liberties with the story and its timeline.
Here's a bad description of American Psycho:
>An up and coming investment banker eats at trendy restaurants with friends and colleagues
Here's an awful description
>A guy does some stuff with some people somewhere. Also, stuff.
Here's an inaccurate description
>A banker gets stabbed and then stabs some other people after his girlfriend dumps him. Also, lmao russians!
See the difference? Only one of those is really solvable. The other two are just there to amuse the person who typed them up, and maybe to let him say "HAHA! YOU GUYS SUCK AT THIS GAME!" after no one gets it.
>>750865490
It's clearly "Born on the Fourth of July".
>>750865503
13 going on 30
>>750865503
Twister
>>750863175
MouseHunt?
>A tall intimidating man insults teenagers for 30 minutes
>one of them snaps and kills him
>then they all get shipped to die, but kill a 13yo girl instead
>>750864960
Hints:
>one of the characters is an avenger
>based on comic/graphic novel
>becoming adults suck
>>750865353
Ok, no tries
correct answer was:
>Marathon Man
>>750865523
thank fuck someone else gets my criticism of the 'super riddle' retard
>>750865595
Full Metal Jacket
I'm bored, so I'm just going to give them away.
>5
>Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.\
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
>7
>A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
Babyface
>8
>Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
THX-1138
>10
>A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>I hate that little rat I hate that little rat I hate that little rat I hate that little rat ... I find love
Groundhog Day
>Ellen Degeneres plays an annoying cunt who's breath smells like fish.
Finding Dory or Finding Nemo
>A goth kid kills a jock. Everyone just takes the female lead's word that the goth is dead. No one investigates. Based on a true story I think.
Edward Scissorhands
>>750865594
No, but I do love that movie. 10 points to you.
>>750865635
I gave way too many details, right ofc
>>750865639
no one cares. seriously, its just you talking to yourself, riddle master retard.
>>750865699
It's not your faut.
>>750865639
>Based on a true story I think.
nigger you thought Edward Scissorhands was based on a true story? No wonder you're fucking retarded and no one guessed your shit
>>750862852
>giant big dude kills a fat nigger on a plane, bails without parachute, survives that shit, >throws a manlet off a cliff and steals a black hoe,
>loots a store, hijacks a plane,
>shoots and burns everyone in south america, including scalping spics with saw blades,
>then impales a fat australian mallninja faggot and clowns him while he's dying.
>>750865232
It was slither
>>750865523
I agree with you with the lines of awful, but that is why I gave hints which should have narrowed it down quite a bit.
Though looking back at number 2, that was still too vague. So, another hint is that the thief lives in a hole for like a week after the robbery.
>>750865743
Totally was.
>Man is afraid of developing metal illness because it runs in the family
>he wants to get married but is preoccupied with his uncle digging the Panama canal
>>750863105
big mama's house
>>750865810
Is Brad Pitt in this?
>>750865503
More hints
>jews
>hitlers car
>>750865784
you find me the real life guy who has pairs of scissors instead of hands and I'll eat the next shit I take live on twitch
>she is "green" in a different way she's also hot as fuck.
>He has the
>Scrawny dude can't "carry" the girl
>Put the "" Mark's together and then put it with the blood and you basically got the movie.
>>750865835
Rat Race
>>750863124
nigger,
o' brother where art thou
>>750865835
Rat Race?
>>750865838
You want a guy with scissor hands? I can get you a guy with scissor hands. There are ways, dude. Hell I can get you a guy with scissor hands by three o'clock this afternoon. WITH nail polish.
>she is "green" in a different way she's also hot as fuck.
>He has the blood of a tiger
>Scrawny dude can't "carry" the girl
>Put the "" Mark's together and then put it with the blood and you basically got the movie.
>>750865618
Ghost World? If so I picked the right avenger the first time by dumb luck
>>750865639
>I hate that little rat I hate that little rat I hate that little rat I hate that little rat ... I find love
>Groundhog Day
Really, faggot? See >>750865523
You're the epitome of what I'm describing there. You're the kind of douchefuck who has to ruin the game so that you can eventually say "Haha, I stumped you!" Meanwhile no one in their right fucking mind is going to make that connection out of the thousands of movies it might as well be.
And you thought Edward fucking Scissorhands was based on a true story? You're retarded.
>>750863258
flight of the navigator?
>>750863627
rainman?
>>750865841
I don't remembeer the title some Charlie Sheen and Kerri Green abortion about a journalist
>>750865842
Yes!
>>750865892
Shut the fuck up. Bringing lebowski into this by way of your severe retardation.
>>750865959
Yes to everything except abortion and journalists those weren't in the movie
>>750865899
Checked and correct!
>>750865817
No. But give me a minute. I'll drop some more hints when I think of good ones. (As in, hints that actually narrow it down to that movie rather than "omg omg omg a rat...i'm in love!")
>>750865958
Nope.
>>750865639
i've seen one of these faggot movies
>>750865905
You are really too pissed off about a game on 4chan, man. You should eat something or get some sleep.
>And you thought Edward fucking Scissorhands was based on a true story?
And it totally was. It's not my fault you don't read.
>>750865959
Woops I'm tired I meant it's not about a journalist
>>750865905
i watched groundhog day a few weeks ago and still didnt get his dumbass rat description
he is literally some /tv/ faggot coming on here trying to be cool
most other people here make solvable descriptions, not some vague one liner of crap
>>750865994
I meant the movie itself was an abortion - as in, not good. Wasn't Kerri Green a journalist in that and Sheen was some kind of politician?
>>750865871
Yes.
>>750866007
martin lawrence isn't in it at all?
>>750866058
I'm not sure what movie you're talking about.
This movie is about high school kids and it's a pretty good little movie.
>>750866065
>fuck the jews
gave it away
>>750866034
here try this
>diamond hidden that is a sting and ends up in mexico
>I want to bang my sister the movie
>AKA preteen masturbatory aid the movie
>>750866033
5 of those are popular movies. I admitted Babyface was one people probably wouldn't get. Fear and Loathing was a bad one, I'll admit that too. Groundhog Day and Harry Potter were pretty easy and THX1138 has been guessed before. You suck... deal with it.
>>750866095
Found the one I was talking about
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094140/
turns out no she's not a journalist and the kid was a boy in this one, not a girl
>>750866129
Uhh, each ">" is meant to be a different move.
>>750866132
You just told me you got a big cat in your pants
>>750866132
snatch
>dogs
>snow
>plane
>>750866132
Way too fucking easy. Blue Streak.
>>750866204
>>750866207
no
>>750866218
you googled it, cause i did too after i wrote it you fag
>>750866178
The HP one was a good description of that movie after you find out it's HP. Before that it could have been literally any drama movie from the 80s
Alright, here are some hints for a tough one.
>>Opens with scene of genital mutilation
>>Real life S&M porn actress plays the love interest
>>Her mom gets BLACKED by her step dad
>>A comedy
More hints
>Main character played by Sam Harris celebrity doppelganger. Sort of a breakout role for him even though he had been around for a while.
>S&M actress dated Justin Timberlake for a bit. Actually, she's a famous Hollywood actress who just started out doing leather based porn. Nobody knew she did S&M until years after the film was released. I was kinda fucking with you guys there.
>This isn't Mario but some pipes do get cleaned
>>750866087
No, but the Arbiter from Halo is.
>>750866230
>no
you clearly haven't seen this movie enough times if you didn't understand my quote
>>750866212
the grey
>>750866145
Scarface?
>>750866178
>
im a connoisseur of refined cinema motherfucker
>>750866230
I don't even know what that means.
>>750866272
I have, but see, as >>750866034
said you should know better since its clearly obvious
i picked on that fit BOTH movies you idiots
>>750866183
I'm going to have to check that one out just because I'm a Kerri Green fan.
I'm talking about a movie named Lucas.
You ever seen it ?
it was one of my favorites as a kid.
penis
>>750866278
Yes
>>750866291
No lol good one though anon
>>750866320
one that fits* derp
>>750866321
not him but I have. great flick. young Charlie sheen in it
>Guy winds up in a Mexican prison. The main character isn't actually Clint Eastwood, nor does he have a rare blood type.
>>750866197
damn thats some coincidental shit, nigga
also you should mention that
>>750866247
With the hints that it was an English action/fantasy sequel that made millions and had multiple dead supporting cast members? Nah.
>Burglars break into a house
>Homeowner defends himself
>Eww wtf gross
>>750866349
get the gringo?
>>750866373
who on the supporting cast died?
>>750866320
I'm so confused.
>>750866357
I thought it was obvious, but in hindsight, yeah, I should have. My bad.
>Be a faimly man
>Have the bros over for a few brews one night
>One of the bros gets hungry
>He asks the missus to cook something up
>Crazy Bitch throws a fucking tantrum out of nowhere
>WhatDafuq.exe
>This is ma house bitch!
>"Cook The Man Some Fucking Eggs!"
>Bitch continues to have a fucking nutta for no reason
>Realize the problem was her feeble female mind couldn't comprehend the situation
>Enlighten her on how to treat guest properly and to not be so disrespectful and impolite
>>750866414
Richard Harris and Alan Rickman.
>>750866401
Yes.
>>750866385
Don't breathe
>>750866414
Rickman
>>750866320
I'm not the guy who guessed Snatch I'm
>>750866204
tengo un gato en pantalones is what he says at the end when he's trying to prove that he's a Mexican Federale
I assumed you would recognize one of the best moments in the movie
>>750866418
im showing how >>750865639 is full of shit claiming his descriptions are good and he is a riddle master
>>750865639
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Never watched it and I don't know anyone who has watched the Harry Potter movies. But okay, at least it's a mainstream film.
>Babyface
Never heard of it.
>THX-1138
Never heard of it.
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fair play. Never watched it but at least it's a real movie.
>Groundhog Day
He doesn't hate the groundhog, though. He takes it for a drive and they bond.
>Finding Dory or Finding Nemo
See Harry Potter.
>Edward Scissorhands
Please cite a source supporting your claim that this is based on a true story.
I grant you only two of these as being legit attempts to write a bad description, and not surprisingly, they're the two I've heard of but never seen.
>>750866462
Yup
>>750866479
i dont speak spanish, why would i know that calicuck
>>750866427
Once were warriors
>>750862852
is this place fucking 9gag now? fuck off.
>>750866145
Blue Lagoon
>>750866573
fuck off newfag