ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume V
>>750854017
love her
le bump
>several niggers
>good niggers and bad niggers
>supremo good nigger is super cool kung fu master
>bad niggers do not like the fact that supremo good nigger knows kung fu
>supremo good nigger is shot in his sleep
>good niggers go "wtf he was so cool"
>bad niggers go "wtf i wanted to shoot him"
>main character is dead now wtf do we do
>just have everyone do super cool kung fu action scenes
>ok
>also several cities are massacred by a helicopter
>the end
>>750854017
> This guy has never seen somebody eat their own head
> Later he gets a blowjob from his newest recruit
mininigga kill niggas in niggerland
>>750854397
Eraserhead
>>750854017
> A massive shark with powerful JAWS (hint hint!) terrorises a small coastal town.
>>750854490
Nope
>>750854378
Is this a 90s picture?
>>750854509
Memento
>>750854509
Jaws.
Fuck off, Lori
>>750854017
Not yet guessed:
1
An alien pretending to be an Englishman wreaks havoc across Europe, abducts a young boy, becomes the greatest filmmaker of all tiem.
2
Jenny does a pretty good English accent.
3
A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
4
Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
5
Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
6
Then how are they supposed to eat cereal?
7
A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
8
Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
9
A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!
10
A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.
>Kill buggers
>muh games
>book is Hitler apologist
>>750854509
flipper
>>750854554
>>750854570
Both wrong
>>750854017
guy tries to climb out of a hole on a wall covered with tiny stone cherubs' penises.
>>750854509
IT?
>>750854017
> Really old man has led remarkable life
> People thought he wasa genius but in truth he just REALLY likes explosions
> Gets bored and goes on one last adventure
>>750854670
Lord of the Rings?
>>750854534
2010
Alright, hard mode. No one ever got this and I don't think anyone ever will. But if you do, that means you have better taste than most.
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
I'm probably gonna retire this because it's an indie foreign film and literally the only movie a good percent of /b/ has seen is apparently Fight Club.
>>750854622
Dark Knight Rises ?
>>750854743
it's from Japan?
blue cover with dog on it vhs
cant remebr what it about
>>750854832
Now THAT is a poorly described film.
>>750854743
There is a middle ground between fight club and obscure foreign movie only 20 people ever watched anon
>>750854670
The Bucket List
>Today's Pig tomorrow's bacon?
>>750854618
>>750854653
Also both wrong.
Cmon guys I left a hint in the description
>>750854816
It's a 2003 Thai film starring Japanese actors. There's enough weebs on /b/ that someone would have already solved it if it were Japanese.
>>750854378
Who Killed Captain Alex
>Guy lives with his parents in his late 20s.
>Moves out to become an animator
>Comes back and torments his dad.
>Sprays elephant cum all over his dad.
Best movie of all time too.
>>750854943
winrar
>>750854917
Sorry anon no
>>750854509
Jaws II
or
Jaws III
et cetera
>>750854933
IP Man?
>>750854954
Freddie Got Fingered
>>750854954
FREDDY GOT FINGERED
>>750854954
Freddy Got Fingered
>>750854832
Homeward Bound
>>750854932
Jaws 2 Jaws 3 Jaws 4 Jaws 5 Jaws 6 the James Bond movie with a character named Jaws and my close faggot
>>750854994
Well done! Jaws II, which is why it says hint twice, that's the hint!
>>750854743
See? /b/ has seen other movies.
>>750855029
>>750855037
>>750855056
>>750855029
>>750855037
Daddy would you like some sausages?
>>750854017
>Partially blind nig in search of the west
>Nig good at killing
>Nig kills many on his travels to the west
>Nig find west
>Nig recites folktales
>End
>>750855077
nope, good film tho
>>750855108
I was just about to comment on how depressing that it is. What's even more depressing is that I was the first person to answer that question.
>>750854602
Number 3 is shrek
>>750855172
Book of Eli. Terrible movie.
>>750855189
Nope.
>>750854602
>A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
Gumby
or
Wallace and Gromit
>>750855180
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>>750855226
But it is though. If your description applies accurately to multiple movies, you need to elaborate
>>750855270
>Wallace and Gromit
>Green Guy
What? And no...
>barbecue
>A train
>Early 90's movie
>Has a real old-school nigger in it
>A wife beater
>Surprisingly the nigger isn't the wife beater
>>750855270
>>750855290
IT'S NOT FUCKING SHREK!
>im never getting in a kayak again
>>750855002
No.
>>750855204
Good job tiny dick
>>750855365
Without a Paddle
>>750855365
Without a Paddle or Deliverance
>>750855336
OK.... Shrek 4?
>>750855336
Then write better clues, one's that don't accurately describe shrek
>>750855397
>Deliverance
win
>>750855390
loserar
>>750855336
why u lie tho
niggers inside nigger
>>750855445
Kek
>>750855470
ouch
>>750855421
>>750855445
It's not my fault you can't figure it out.
check em lads
>>750855558
fml
>>750854602
3 Shrek
>>750855334
>>750855299
I didn't remember what the fuck color the faggot was. I google image searched and saw he was wearing a green shirt.
The whole point of the question is that it's a trick question. So obviously I want to find a character who matches the description in some literal way while not matching the description most envision.
Suck my dick, nigger.
One last try, if noone can get this it'll be at least tomorrow before I release files.
> Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
> His scary friend borrows her dad's face.
>>750855521
Meat David
>>750854602
>3
muppets?
>>750855558
Close fag
>>750854017
>Pair of cunt sniffers lose their car and get annoyed by a talking chinese box
>>750855607
bit rude
>>750855584
I will rip your fucking lungs out you fuck.
>>750855607
>Green shirt
Fair. But still no.
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>>750854744
heh, no, but i can see why you might have thought that.
>>750855637
No, but good guess.
>>750854832
>>750855290
orange boll
>Go on then satisfy my expectations of this 24 hour period.
>>750855642
Dude, Where's My Car?
>>750854954
>>750855735
Sudden Impact
>>750855619
winrar
>>750855613
If she was psychic why does she not see the rape coming and just leave for a bit?
Was she a whore that liked it?
>>750855613
Hearts in Atlantis?
>>750854017
>Parents get a dildo to the face and die
>Go to heavily segregated school
>Old gay guy is my idol and protector
>Fucks redhead and makes a kid
>end
>>750855543
But I did figure it out. It's Shrek. You can't say it's wrong when your description perfectly fits shrek. It is a correct answer, maybe not the one you intended, but it is correct. If you don't like it, change your clue so that it applies to your answer but not to shrek.
Besides what you got against shrek anyway man? Not cool. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
[spoiler] This is my swamp [/spoiler]
>>750855793
2ez
>>750855793
Deep Impact
>>750854509
Free Willy
>>750855787
Good job tiny dick
>Depressed loser wants girl
>Meets other girl
>JUST FUCK MY SOUL UP.jpg
>Doesn't get either girl
>Gets third girl
>>750855665
I thought it was a good guess, go fuck yourself.
an ogre and a donkey go on adventure
>>750855848
You are wrong. Figure it out or fuck off.
>>750855863
Huh?
>>750855929
IT"S NOT FUCKING SHREK
>>750855945
Sex and the City
Girl with water fetish disappoints dad.
>>750855911
American Pie?
>>750854602
4 forest Gump or the notebook
>>750855945
Are you even trying?
>>750856017
Nope.
>>750855828
Psychic is not the same as seeing the future, and definitely not the same as being all-knowing across time and space. Fucktard.
>>750855829
Nope
>>750856019
rhymes with neck
>>750854670
Story of a 100 year old man that jumps out a window
>>750855945
Snatched
>>750855945
What's an ogre?
>>750855994
sandwich
>stupid dog
>dog die
>muh feels
>>750855848
Fine, you want a hint? Here's your fucking hint.
>It looks like jews are involved, but it has nothing to do with jews.
>>750856009
is pissforequality out already?
>>750856015
That might also fit.
But the JUST part was intended as a strong hint.
>>750856155
John Wick
>>750856120
Well just what the fuck is a psychic then Einstein?
>>750856121
Star Trek?
>>750856134
HAH:AHAGHAHAHAHAHAH
>>750856155
pay it forward
>>750856121
Fucking kek
>>750856133
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS nice that one was a bit obscure, good film though
Them bitches cant drive
>>750854017
>Street cheetah shows good running skills
>Get hired for new job because of said skills
>Stalks a cockroach
>Steps on cockroach
>end
>>750856303
Men in Black.
>>750856169
Sounds like Shrek....
>>750856200
>>750856244
nope
>he like whores
>>750854602
>A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
Shrek
>>750856333
It's not Shrek.
>>750856271
Agreed, that fucking fox got my chicken. Modern day forest Gump
>>750854017
>Bunch of yard apes fight racist southerners who built a sandcastle and everyone dies
>>750856202
JFGI
>>750854397
Team America: World Police
>>750856328
Good job tiny dick
>alien borrow quarter
>>750856417
BINGO BANGO
>Son sucks at sports, I'm going to go steal chickens, right on wolf.
>>750856436
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>a donkey goes on a trip with his good pal who's kind of grumpy and green.
>>750856451
E.T?
>>750856410
You're learning something. Don't give a description that could apply to multiple movies without explicitly stating that it's not the movie most are going to think of. Or do it anyway if you want to fuck with people, but don't be surprised when you get the answer they give.
>>750854017
>Bunch of smelly homeless swordfight over a magic box of coins
>>750856493
I never said the animal was a donkey. The green guy is grumpy though.
>>750854743
Last life in the universe
>>750856493
NOT SHREK/ WE GET IT!
wait
Shrek?
>>750856519
If you had been in the last thread you wouuld get the joke. It's not fucking Shrek. Just guess something else for fucks sake.
>>750856544
I did not think anyone would ever get that.
Did you know that already or did you look it up? Either way, I'm glad I get to fucking retire it.
>>750856526
hobbit
>>750856526
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
>>750856581
Shrek 2?
>>750854017
>Interacial couple talk about european mcdonalds and a black guy gets fucked in the ass
>>750856657
Pulp Fiction
>>750856637
Good job tiny dick
>>750856656
It's not even animated. Well... it was... but then it wasn't
>>750856685
Good job tiny dick
>>750856657
A fiction of Pulp
no one guesed my basketball bog one yet
>guy loves girl
>girl does not love guy
>guy performs epic romantic gesture
>girl now loves guy
>>750856690
The Magic Dragon trailer Pete's Dragon or something like that something about a fucking dragon is that the movie?
>>750856760
Say Anything
>>750856764
Nope. You've got the idea though.
Normal guy cant catch a break and gets caight up in Devoted cult members battling Al-Qaeda over penis shaped action figures
>Kate winslet wears clothing around a pedophile.
>>750854017
>Love drunk retard runs for a while and has a southern windchime as his best friend
>>750856803
Does it have a fucking dragon in it?
>>750856800
nope
>>750856803
10 Things I Hate About You
>>750856828
Finding Neverland
>>750856846
Forest Gump
>>750856760
8000/10000
>>750856847
No.
>>750854017
two brothers in a cult fight in a war together until the younger one goes bad, kills a few kids and joins the winning side all to have his older brother cut off his limbs set him on fire and kidnap his children.
>>750854832
Beethoven
>>750856901
Good job tiny dick
There's a fine line between bad and awful. I'm going to go with an awful description of a well known movie. I bet someone gets it anyway.
>Be me, cute little boy
>I see dead people.
>Later on, more people die
>Not the Sixth Sense
>>750856927
Does it have a dragon that isn't fucking and it? Is it Game of Thrones?
>>750856951
Sounds almost like Star Wars III, but isn't.
>>750856871
>Finding Neverland
Who's the pedophile in Neverland? Anyone I had a real life pedophile in mind.
>>750856803
Sorry, I meant to direct
>>750856871
>10 Things I Hate About You
at >>750856760
>>750857010
The shining?
>>750857015
There's no green guy in Got
>>750854017
>Lawer dad isn't racist and saves a nig from going to jail
>>750857056
You did?
>>750856601
srek
>Bad guy threatens the world
>Good guy looks like he isnt going to win but then he does
>>750857067
Oh but there is a dragon
>>750857105
To Kill a Nigger.
>>750854602
#3
The Mask
>>750857131
It's not Game of Thrones
>>750854602
>>>750854017 (OP)
>Not yet guessed:
>1
>An alien pretending to be an Englishman wreaks havoc across Europe, abducts a young boy, becomes the greatest filmmaker of all tiem.
Hitchcock and Hitler Were the Same Alien
>2
>Jenny does a pretty good English accent.
Forrest Gump: English Edition
>3
>A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
Shrek
>4
>Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
Sad: The Movie
>5
>Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
Kids Doing Bad Shit
>6
>Then how are they supposed to eat cereal?
I Have No Mouth And I Must Eat Cereal
>7
>A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
The Whore of Mensa
>8
>Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
Shrek 6
>9
>A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2: I'm All Grown Up And A Herpetologist Now!
>10
>A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.
Shrek: The Adult Musical
>>750857052
>Who's the pedophile in Neverland?
J. M. Barrie, dude. You didn't know he was in love with the real life Peter Pan?
>John Cena vs a T-1000 terminator
>>750857156
You have no idea how close you are.
>>750857129
Sciemtomoly
>>750854017
>Black dude is good at making sounds with his mouth and a fake mexican fucks a dyke
>>750857172
1/10.
A play about a play about a play about a play ...
>>750857245
police academy + a number
>>750857067
One of the new Warriors could be considered green as in new at something.
Are you saying the guy is the color green or is he green at doing something kind of like your green at playing this game?
>>750857105
But he lost the case and he died trying to go over a fence.
>>750857107
Yup, sure did.
>>750857177
Oh OK. I was thinking of Life of David Spaceboylover
>>750857274
Receptions
>>750857105
How is this a bad description unless you're cleverly baiting us into thinking it's To Kill a Mocking Bird and really it's something else?
>autistic child is captured
>returns but can’t get laid because of autism
>>750857297
pretty sure that's 1
>>750857299
He is the color green.
>>750857129
Austin Powers
or, you know, 10 billion other movies matching that description.
>>750857348
No.
>>750857413
Why did you pick that one specifically?
>>750857201
Go fuck yourself, you ridiculous faggot.
>>750857247
Was the one I got right #3?
>>750857391
Oh I don't know then
>>750857364
You're a smart cookie little dick
>go on
>An Australian lubericatus a Scientolomist
>>750857179
The Marine
>>750857452
Because it's an iconic satire of the serious ones. Most of the serious ones just blend together as trite bullshit.
>>750857309
Wrong movie little dick
>>750857458
I was serious. That's like... so close.
>>750857459
I'll never tell.
>>750857274
Sinnakdouche, new york
>>750857201
Son of the Mask?
>>750857297
Good job little dick
>>750857533
Close enough for government work.
>>750857550
No.
>A student never graduates cause he shoots up the school.
>he tame a whore
>he cannot tame a bitch
>bitch die
>feels
>>750857391
Wait.... is his annoying sidekick a donkey?
>>750854017
bunch of nazis shoot the shit outta something
>>750857608
There are no words to describe my rage.
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true
>What did you expect?
>>750857655
*true love
>>750857651
Is it a ?
>>750857550
Hulk
>>750857655
Seinfeld
>>750857651
Can someone archive or screencap this thread, this shit is hilarious
>>750857504
bingo
>>750857105
Hancock
>>750857717
It is a .
>>750857729
Ah yes, we all remember the Hulk's annoying animal sidkick, Tinky.
