What's the most disgusting perverted thing you've ever done
Started a thread on /b/
>>750778214
/thread
I did a tonne of work in order to steal my sisters nudes.
>>be me
>>23 year old younger sister moves in with wife and I after college
>>demtits.jpg
>>shes in a long distance relationship. I know there must be nudes
>>do research on how to hide files on blackberry os
>>sisters blackberry has ~1 minute inactivity before password kicks in
>>lurk near her bedroom one morning. Hear alarm go off
>>sister eventually comes out with towel on
>>I lurk on stairs. Hear tub spout switch to shower mode.
>>ninjamode.exe
>>creep into her room. Phone is still unlocked.
>>find files. 8 sexy - bra and panties. 3 nudes. 2 hardcore. 1 gunshot
>>send via bbm to self. Delete convo
>>the perfect crime
She moved out a few months later. No nudes ever showes up in the few other times I checked. Fucking came buckets to those pics over the years. Never shared them or told anyone about them. Came close to posting here but never did. Deleted them 3 years ago or so. Felt guilty for fapping to them. Sister moved away. Gotten much fatter
>>750777327
>work at a gym
>at the janitors room, there's a wardrobe full of costumers lost items
>find a beautiful bikini and panties
>take them home and fapped with them
>who the fuck knows who they belong to, that's the hottest part of all this
i'm dirty
https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet
Got turned on by a surprise shemale in a open 3 way. It was shemale male female. The two guys just fucked the chick and nothing gay happened. It was just a surpirse when she flopped out her dick
>>750777327
came on my sister when she passed out drunk
>>750778839
Greentext
came into my bestfriends panties under a blanket while she played with herself in the bed next to the chair i was sleeping in while her boyfriend slept next to her.
>>750778891
>be 15
>on holiday with family
>sister and mum drinking cocktails all afternoon
>parents go out shopping, leaving me and sis behind
>sister has fallen asleep/passed out beside the pool
>bikini string has come loose
>trimmed bush open to the world
>get hard
>have genius idea to start mastubating
>cum on her bush and retie bikini
>she woke up an hour later and went for a swim like nothing happened
bump
Cum on my best friends sister while she was sleeping
>>750780029
That's almost exactly what this guy did
>>750778839
>>750779094
>>750778291
What are you waiting for then? Post them.
>>750780527
>Deleted them 3 years ago or so
Fapped to this thread.
>lived in house with 3 girls and 4 guys in college
>girls had their own bathroom, guys had their own
>would constantly use the girls RR to jack off in
>saw a huge lotion bottle one of the was using
>started jacking off in it weekly
>never figured out which girl was rubbing my cum all over themselves
>>750777327
> be me
> outside of an adult book store smoking meth
> see a couple come by
> they ask me for a ride
> they are into meth too
> go back to their place
> fuck both the guy and the girl
> even licked the girl a few times.
> begin to notice a smell
> we haven't taken a shower in a week anon
Must have been the meth fucking up my senses. I don't notice the stench until it was too late.
>>750777327
had sex in the missionary position purely for the purposes of procreation
Hold my gf's hand while she got pounded doggy style and two other chicks gave me head
>>750781017
Dude calm the fuck down that's disgusting.
>>750781125
Story?
>>750781017
greentext
>>750781017
thats too much man, even for /b/
>gross
>>750781017
Jesus christ man
>>750778745
> "Her dick"
>>750777327
>>750780985
don't do meth
>>750777327
Your mom.
>>750781933
moar
>>750777327
indirectly force a grown woman to wear a thick adult diaper on Black Friday and have her in charge of detecting customer flow to the checkout lines.
>>750781017
You fockin monsta
so i kidnapped this baby boy and raped him in his shitty asshole while i bashed his skull, then i cannabilized his body of course
>>750777327
>Be me, be 13
>Raised in really strict, christian house
>13, discovered fap recently
>wanna see boobies
>swimming with my cousins and sister (2 girls, 2 guys including me)
>we all go back to house
>Cousin takes shower
>Go into her room and steal bras
>fap to them in empty bed room
>put one on, fap again
Later,
>Be 16 or something
>have ipod nano w/camera
>cousin with nice tits is showering
>sneak in her room and set up ipod cam.
>record like 15 seconds of her changing.
>didnt get to fap bc i was stupid fucking little shit
literally as soon as i get the ipod and watch the vid, i dropped the ipod into water. Shes still got great tits.
>>750782687
careful with that edge
>>750782689
pic related
>>750782689
forgot, pic related
>>750782689
pic related, forgot put that
>>750782689
pic related, forgot to put that*
>>750782793
>>750782809
>>750783054
thanks guys
>>750777327
Your mom.
>>750777327
record a girl multiple times, basically when she is nippy or has cleavage
>be 18 year old me
>at girlfriend's house
>girlfriend has older sister who is hot af
>home alone one day, decide to fap on gf sisters bed with pocket pussy
>literally shot cum onto the ceiling
Came to 4chan instead of Reddit
>>750778291
Gunshot???
shot a load and pissed in a church baptistry.
>be me, be 13-18 years old
> step mom is a bitch
>hated that bitch so much
>i pissed and rubbed poo chunks into her shampoo and face wash
>even jerked off in it too.
>she ended up with pink eye
>seriously hated that bitch
>would smash tho
part 1
>>750777327
masturbated to cheese pizza on friend's computer
>>750784432
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>750784498
my spine is healthy
>>750784415
> would steal her dirty panties too
>wore them to school when i was 13
>ditched class to jerk off in bathroom stall
> came into the panties and left them on all day
>cum soaked dirty panties
> had a collection of about 25 panties from her
>no one ever questioned where her panties went
part 2
Developed scoliosis
>>750784415
>>750784616
>i still steal my sisters panties from time to time
>jerk off in them/ wear them
>no one home
>went into her room to jerk off
>came all over her bed
>just left the load there to dry
>mainly just sniff little sisters panties still
>diamonds
>>750784498
wtf do u mean bruh
>>750781017
Fucking sub human
>>750784258
Money shot probably?
>>750785948
fapped to this
>>750785948
more?
>be me, senior in high school
> friends parents divorced, lives between 2 homes
>moms side is in vacation
>we go to the house to feed and walk his dog
>dog, "Benny" is a young German Shepard, full grown
>unlock his side gate and back door
>leave after feeding dog
>fast forward to that night
>reaaaaally horny
>want doggy dick in me right now
>ride bike to friends house, go in through side gate
>Benny is happy to see me
>let Benny fuck my ass and mouth for next 6 hours
>white shirt I wore drenched in sweat and dirt (I was outside)
>finally cum
>fuckingtired.mp4
>go inside through back door I left open, have a drink
>leave and go back home
>at home I look at my back and there are scratches all up and down my back from Benny's paws
>still gave scratching fetish to this day
>>750777327
had sex with Uncle TERRY
>>750785996
a photo from that shoot
don't have more
>>750786063
did someone say Terr?
>>750784498
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>750786238
On several occasions picked up my friends younger sister, like jokingly but with my hands on her ass, sneaking a thumb (or whole hand) over to her pussy.
First time she said like: "Uh you're touching my pussy" and I would be: Oh sorry, and slide it back over her pussy.
When I did she let out a moan, it was pretty obvious to anyone who might've heard but no one came to check so..
Next times I did that she would just let me touch her pussy and rub it, still through pants. I still do it whenever I see her and it's so obvious it gets her horny even though we never talk about it.
>>750778474
>>750778291
**autocorrect cumshot
ISN'T SHE THE SEX?
I technically raped my cousin at a frat party.
I masturbate to this every ngiht
>>750787265
i dont blame you
>>750777327
entering this tread
>>750787577
I like it because it has Finn and Jack but the fat kid is far away in the background
I sat on my boyfriends chest and peed myself because he had a pee fetish
>>750788074
Nothing to be ashamed about. You're a good boyfriend
>>750777327
Masturbated in the catacombs under Paris in the "church" they have down there.
>>750787900
he had to go back for seconds
>>750787265
hnnngggg look at finn! not a hint of leg hair! OH YES!
ITT lots of cumming on people and stealing underwear.
>most perverted thing you've ever done
>hurr durr i take the panties and make cummies
Jesus you guys are pussies.
I want confessions like that anon who roofied his step-daughter and her friends during a sleepover, fucked all of them throughout the night, and got like three of them pregnant. IIRC he got caught because, you know, several friends suddenly got pregnant at the same time and everyone's families eventually put two and two together. That shit was bananas.
>>750777327
Had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>750788481
is it bad im attracted to baron trump?
>>750788184
Not gay lol
>>750788711
no. he's supremely sexy
Had sex with my maternal grandfather when I was 12/13.
posted a pic of my daughter here and jerked on all the dirty stuffs people wanted to do to her
>>750781017
rollin!
>>750788504
post that shit
>>750788923
post that shit
>>750788923
post that shit
Let a homeless guy blow a load in my pussy when was drunk after a night out. Had to go and get checked for stds.
>>750777327
Let a homeless guy blow a load in my pussy when was drunk after a night out. Had to go and get checked for stds.
>>750789565
Good whore. How old were you?
After we had our kid, i sucked my wife's breasts when she was asleep once just to taste breast milk.
It's not great
>>750789565
>>750789642
Whoops. Posted twice.
>>750789651
19
>>750789726
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>750777327
Was fucking my girl in the ass, and saw shit all over my dick. Didn't care. Kept going until I came.
>>750788912
Details. MORE DETAILS! Make us relive it vicariously.
>>750788923
post that shit
>>750789757
Tell us the story
>>750789856
He used to look after me in the summer holidays and the year I grew tits he started having sex with me. Made it seem like it was some necessary rite of passage. Which it's not, obviously.
>>750789988
Mortally drunk walking home from town with friends. Started flirting with him for a dare, touched his duck while friends laugh hysterically. Escalated from there. Bent over for him and he lasted about 10 seconds. Hangover regret was worst ever.
>>750790161
Did you ever tell anybody?
When did he stop?
>>750790161
kek grandps knows the roll
>>750790351
Kek. Meant dick, not duck.
>>750790351
Was the duck cute?
![GiftedSardonicIbizanhound[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sM2y3sK.gif "GiftedSardonicIbizanhound[1].gif")
>>750790161
>Which it's not, obviously.
Meh I don't know. So I take it you didn't like it? What sort of stuff did you do/sexual positions? Where did he cum?
>>750790355
Yes these are good questions, too.
And just so we're clear, I'm gonna jack it to whatever you tell us.
>>750790351
While your friends were watching?
Was he one of the well washed or a dirty homeless person?
>>750790422
He was one of those homeless that own a bathtub
>>750790355
Was just tbe one yeat. Told my mum who made out she didn't believe me but she never let me go and stay with him again.
>>750781017
......what the fuck?
Fondled my sister in her sleep on several occasions. I was 16, she was 14.
Had sex with a blow up doll fully naked in public
>>750790514
Is it where he keeps his duck ?
>>750790419
Didn't like it. Most of it was missionary and doggy. Wasn't gentle so it hurt to start with.
Ah fuck it. Here.
When I was 12 I seduced my friend's dad after he got divorced (from my friend's mom). We were what you'd call fuck buddies for a few weeks.
Never told anybody. Don't consider it "abuse" since it was what I wanted. Kind of fucked up, I know, but there it is.
I'll greentext this for you pervs. Gimme a minute.
>>750777327
Sending fetish porn, first to cute girls and later to the whole classroom, from chad's gmail account (His password was 12345678), and stating (from the same account) that it was a "social experiment". Boy even I got to mock him for that.
came into my cousins shampoo
>>750790422
Yeah the latter. They're usually pretty dirty..
>>750790851
Did he pull out to cum or wear a condom?
>>750790946
He came in my ears.
>>750790946
Neither.
>>750790672
Is pic related you anon?
Legally and regularly have unprotectes sex with a minor
>in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
Fucked one of my friends wives and caused their divorce
>>750781933
Horrible lighting
![nice-gif-12-1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yiX1PF8.gif "nice-gif-12-1[1].gif")
>>750791087
Please tell us what the first and the last time was like when you guys fucked. Give us a play-by-play.
>>750777327
born a cis white man
there is nothing more disgusting, perverse or abominable than being born a cus white man.
i just hope my inevitable execution comes swiftly, lord knows i deserve it for all the things people like me have done
I came inside my sister accidentally at a party
>>750782689
Oops, almost forgot pic related
>>750786802
>I still do it whenever I see her and it's so obvious it gets her horny even though we never talk about it.
>I still do it whenever I see her and it's so obvious she hates it having already told me to stop before but she's too frightened to mention it.
> Visiting my brother in his house
> Took care of his dog when he was out
> Gave some food to the dog (with onions and cheeze)
> Dog got diarrhea and pooped allover middle floor
> Tried to clean it up but couldn't stand the smell
> Heard brothers car pull up on the driveway
> Fetched my jacket and escaped through the cellar
> Came back 20 minutes later when the poop was cleaned up pretending to have been to the store 3:)
>>750787153
Greentext nigger
>>750777327
In the Navy
Out at sea 45+ days
Guy brought a 10lbs Baloney Roll into our berthing area from the mess decks
He was on TAD from our division
He put it on a rack, cut a hole in one end and fucked it
ABF1 "Chill" Hill, turned our red lights on and turned on the boom box, slapped in a Teddy Pendergrass tape to set the mood
I lined up with the other guys to take my turn
I was 17th out of 52 guys to fuck that sea pig
Couple guys went back for seconds
One fuck up from Arkansas named Chivers ate out that sea pussy
TAD took the Baloney Roll back to the mess decks and sliced it up for sandwiches
Never ate another sandwich for the rest of my enlistment
That Baloney was a better day than a few GF I have had since
Never got the chance but when I had to take my turn working in the aft mess, I had my eye on a really nice Pimento Loaf, but never got up the courage to make a move
>>750777327
What i do with my dog is none of your bussiness
>>750791392
pic related.
>>750786027
Are you a boy or girl?
>>750777327
>>i rape a dog of my neighbor, when he talk with my dad in garage about his knee surgery
>>750791696
nice dubs
>>750791975
You too
I filmed myself sucking some 70yo cock while naked and erect in a public park
Where do I begin.
>> raped gfs cousin
>> raped passed out ex gf
>> recorded mother in law naked in shower multiple times
>> cum on mother in laws panties dirty and clean ones
>> finger bang my cousin when we were 13
>> list goes on
>>750791656
>at frat party
>sorority is there as well
>there's a girl tied to a bed upstairs with a blindfold on
>bro comes up to be and asks if I want to fuck her
>virgin so I instantly say fuck yeah
>one condition is I have to wear a blindfold too
>nervously put on a condom and the blindfold
>mount the bed, grab her hips and pull her onto my dick
>she's moaning gently
>cum in 5 minutes
>leave
>find out that it was my cousins sorority
>cousin wan't an entirely willing participant in this escapade
>the last guy who fucked her didn't wear a condom and came inside her
>he's in prison for rape now
>rest of us got off with it
>>750792128
That's some scoliosis right there
>>750790885
>>750791266
>be 12
>best friend has sweet backyard with pool and water slide and mini playground all the shit kids like
>friend's parents get divorced
>friend and her mom move away
>friend's dad stays in the ginormous house all by himself
>sometimes see him from my bedroom window
>sitting outside staring at the pool
>stupid bored one day and decide to go over to ask if I can use the pool
>friend's dad was surprised to see me but let me in
>becomes a regular thing to sneak over and swim
>eventually he joins me swimming
>we horseplay and shit
>i occasionnaly catch him looking depressed and sad though
>i get the idea to do "girlfriend/boyfriend" stuff with him to make him feel better
>one day i just strip out of my bikini and swim naked
>he tried to play it off like it was nothing
>i got annoyed by the lack of effect my body had
>keep doing it over a few weeks
>get more aggressive
>sit on his lap a lot, etc
>one day i'm sunning on a lounge chair naked
>start dozing
>wake up to him rubbing my legs with suntan lotion
>he's like i don't want you to get sunburn
>he moves up to my butt and kind of hesitates
>slide myself down to put my butt under his hands
>he does my back and shoulders
>keeps sliding his hands over my butt
>i turn over and ask him to do my front too
>he doesn't want to
>i do a "puh-weeeze" routine
>he rubs lotion all over my front
>weird good
>heart racing
>doing something naughty
>>750777327
Can't say because it's year of our lord 2017 and it would be too edgy to tell about it in 4chan. There are just too many of you who use this site as a safe space alternative of dumblors and plebbit.
>>750792335
>rubs suntan lotion all over my front
>moves down between my legs
>super slippery feeling is nice
>attention from a guy is AMAZE-BALLS
>just feels me up
>no fingering or anything
>i remember him lingering around my bottom (my butthole)
>wanted to tell him where his fingers were
>like maybe he was too far down on accident lol
>after a few minutes of that he abruptly leaves and goes inside
>i think maybe i did something wrong
>picture him marching over to my parents
>do you know what your daughter just let me do to her?!
>he comes back out in his swim trunks and swims for a little bit
>i catch him watching me sometimes
>i think he was just seeing how i was reacting to the molesting
>eventually he comes out and lays on the chair next to me
>no talking, which kept making me think he was mad or something
>decide to put lotion on him as a friendly gesture
>do his legs a little
>no reaction
>then he rolls over and says keep going if you want to
>yay!
>i lotion up his front
>my plan is to squirt a bunch of lotion on his stomach
>it should drip and and i'll just follow it with my hands so i can feel between his legs
>plan works flawlessly
>slide my hands under his shorts
>rub lotion all over his junk
>liked the firmness of his penis
>play with it a bunch
>he takes my hand and basically shows me how to jack him off
>feels like i'm being too rough
>but he likes it so i keep doing that
>few minutes later he cums
>i had overheard friends talk about dirty movies so i knew something squirted out
>but his shorts were still up so i didn't actually see anything
>he sat up and looked happy and relieved
>he told me thank you
>he said he was going to go inside to shower the lotion off (I had used a fuck ton of it lol)
>i said yeah me too
>and i folowed him inside
>>750792372
>weird being naked
>super weird being naked in my friend's house
>super duper weird being naked with her DAD
>he goes up to his bathroom
>doesn't stop me from following
>he runs the shower and tells me to go ahead
>i tell him to come in too
>he thinks about it for a real long time
>like 10 minutes while i'm showering
>he finally takes his shorts off and comes in
>we shower, etc
>i'm totally staring at his junk
>just blatantly STARING at it
>present day me is embarrassed for 11 year old me
>I was so stupid
>he starts kissing my neck
>works his way lower with kisses
>im squirming and laughing
>he goes down on me which was meh
>it didn't feel bad
>but i wanted more to do stuff to him
>maybe he could tell i wasn't as much into it
>he stops
>tells me to lay back on the shower bench
>oh the shower was a huge glass thing with a built in bench
>multiple shower heads, etc
>they were a rich family
>he humps at me pressing it against me but it wont go in
>i reach between my legs and stroke him
>it's SO LEWD to have your ankles up in the air
>i really liked how dirty it felt
>so grownup feeling
>few minutes i watch him cum on my privates
>we shower off again
>got dressed separately
>found him waiting for me downstairs
>gave me a long talk about how we can't tell anybody about this, etc
>i was like why would i tell
>i love your pool
>be me
>be a furry
>>750792429
i keked
>>750792347
Do it faggot, we wont call the cyber police on you.
>>750792330
Why did this copypaste become a thing and what kind of autist would spam it THIS often?
>>750790885
You're good people
raped a girl in a wheechair
>>750792274
Are we talking about real rape or the new definition of 'rape' by feminists and millenials?
>>750791392
First time, he showed me some old porn vhs and fed me some crap about 'growing up'. Had me on the bed with my legs in the air for ages while he licked me. Just remember having really achy legs. Eventually put his cock dock in and it hurt like holy hell. Didn't last long thankfully.
Final time, he was on me for ages trying to stick his tongue in my mouth which was horrible. Moved me around a bit, several positions, and up my bum, which I hate to this day. Had to clean up myself. Last I saw of him barring one or two family weddings/funerals.
>>750792628
how did you both fit in it?
>>750792716
I took her out of her wheelchair to do it
>>750792042
oh shit checkem
>>750792768
so you raped a girl out of a wheelchair then.
>>750791490
>accidentally
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/IAZ1MKG.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>750792669
I appreciate you taking the time to share this with us. Here's a kitty for you.
>>750792954
Thanks but it was fake.
>>750791519
Do you have any more?
>>750792906
Well, she was confined to it the rest of the time.
>>750792669
>and up my bum, which I hate to this day
aw. that makes me sad.
>>750790351
Wife material.
>played sexy version of truth or dare with brother and sister a lot when growing up.
>have jerked off to sounds of parents loudly fucking up above my room.
>have been fucked by two dogs.
>have met up for random extreme kink sex.
>once got bored at a park during a 2am bike ride, masturbated with my bike handle up my ass in trees.
>fucked around with 12 year old neighbor girl when I was 14-17.
>once had 5 boys molest and fuck me when I was 12 at a bday party.
>have sucked off truck drivers at truck stops, a few have pissed on me afterwards.
>participated in a sub auction, was paraded around naked on a leash while people tested and used me, sexually, non sexually, and as a toilet along with 9 other subs.
>used to jerk off into my finder's 14 year old sister's panties, once hid in her closet and jerked off while she "got ready for a family dinner," i.e. jerked it.
>have hooked up as a transgirl/CD online, been told I'm very cute.
>fucked by a 72 year old man when I was on a repair call to his house. Kept brushing against my ass when I was bent over.
>stole a vibrator from a 50+ gmilf on a repair call, used it, then told her i had it and condemning photos. Got a bj and she was super into it. Hooked up twice more.
>sexually and non sexually dominated an 18 year old lesbian that was so into knife play I cut her asshole wider.
>have been involved with multiple "underage"girls, I think. Asia is a fucking weird place, and everyone lies about their fucking age.
>once molested/drunk raped a dumb co-worker who wouldn't leave me alone. Felt bad until she told me it was the hottest thing ever. Started randomly roofieing her shit, fucking her. She had a bf too, he was a past shit.
Thinks that's it.
>>750792628
I would have just removed the unwilling sperm recipient from the wheelchair first and only then proceeded with the insemination process.
>>750793226
I did >>750792768
>>750777327
Used one of these for masterbaition
>>750790672
looks jewish
>>750792550
is that some scoliosis right there?
>>750788074
Are you asian?
>>750793475
No I'm not jewish
Worked in a produce section in a sams. No one in backroom but me. See kinda-soft-getting-too-ripe melon someone pulled from the floor. Quickly whip dick out and pump a few times. Doesn't really feel all that great, no pressure. Quickly put dick away and proceed to get rid of all the evidence.
Fucked up part is that i was just right around the corner from the main sales floor. Anyone could have popped in and i wouldn't have had caught me. Thinking back it fucks me up because i could have ruined my life lol
>>750792398
>i love your pool.
Cocky 12 year old. How old now? Keep in touch?
>>750793056
pic related?
>>750781017
nice bait
sucked my own dicc
>>750785948
wait what the fuck is that shit? Isn't that the girl from stranger things?
>>750794352
Yes. There's a designated Millie thread now!
>>750794048
>>750792768
>>750792628
details?
>>750777327
Put my dick in my mouth and swallowed my own cum.
>>750784415
I hated my stepmom also..: shoved her toothbrush up my ass all the time>>750794332
>meet chick on craigslist
>paranoid she might be a man that she is hiding something
>turns out she has birth defect or someshit
>has t-rex arms but tits, ass, vagina
>i continue on since i was already vested in at this point and horny
>fill all 3 holes numerous times
mfw i fucked a human/dinsosaur hybrid
>>750777327
I've seen two lolis hold hands for several seconds
>>750794971
>mfw i fucked a human/dinsosaur hybrid
AHHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES!!
Charit work anon!
>>750794533
used to do that myself aged 12 then got fat and couldn't reach
fffuuuuuuucccck!
>>750794971
>>mfw i fucked a human/dinsosaur hybrid
:-)
>>750795143
im glad my foley could be a source of comedy for others. I don't regret it really besides her holes were really tight she was really into it.
>>750794502
>high school is next to special needs school
>you get extra credits if you volunteer there
>one girl is non-verbal, as well as severely physically handicapped
>she is also blessed with large firm breasts for a 14/15 year old
>never has her blouse fully buttoned
>all she does all day is sit and smile
>sitting in an empty classroom with her one day
>put hand on her thigh, no reaction
>cup her tit, no reaction
>lock classroom door, draw blinds
>pull her out of her chair onto a table
>lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear
>huge bush to get through
>pull her to edge of the table and spread her legs more
>remember to put on a condom before I enter her
>her only reaction is her usual grinning face
>pump her for 5-10 minutes, cum hard
>replace her underwear, wipe table of her juices, put her back in chair
>no one is any the wiser
>did this 3 more times before the end of the year
>jacked off in class in high school
>jacked off, licked/smelled the inside of and came in a gmilf's shoes when she visited. I cleaned it up but she still made a weird face when she put it back on, really wish i had recorded her face
Rub my dick against women's assessment on the train. Watch cp.
With a guy? Let a molester use my thighs to get off
>>750779094
Fuck. Any pictures of her? Where you from?
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.
I used to crossdress and hook up with older guys on yahoo chat. Once, a guy brought his daughter's prom dress for me to wear and called me her name while he fucked me...
>13 years old raised by father
> he's a mega grumpy douche who forces me to make food for him
> I boil up 3 packets of ramen
> add the flavor packs
> bring jizz into giant bowel of cheap beef flavored noodles
> mfw my dad is eating cum flavored ramen
I am 44 and i am cultivating a sexual relationship with my 30 year old cousin. No pix yet other than a covered boob shot. But she is open and receptive. We talk about it often, and she gets quite detailed. If anyone wants to know how i manged to get this far, ama.
>>750797144
>i am 44
>>750797110
3 packs? Jesus the sodium!
>>750796506
I'm from Scotland. I don't really want to share the pics I took of her for reasons.
>>750778214
you animal
>>750797144
Cousin relationships are the best especially if you can keep contact through the years.
>>750797644
>>750797144
I am 44
Stole my friends girlfriends panties, came in them and put them back for her to wear
When I was 13, I was home alone once summer, and these 2 mormans came to my house. I ended up sucking both of them off and let one of them fuck me.
>>750797745
Your point? Believe me kid 44 is not very old. I only mentioned my age as to illistrate that even later in life this kinda thing is possile.
My girlfriend made me take her little brother camping because he doesn't have any male role models in his life.
Found out he's a better kisser than his sister.
>>750797783
Grill?
>>750797971
do you not see the dubs?
>>750797542
You'll be arrested.
>>750797542
Pussy
>be 11-12
>new to the neighbourhood we just moved in
>go and play with the other kids in some school in the noon
>shooting some hoops
>everyone leaves and goes home except me and an kid with autism
>we go to an abandon building and he fucks my ass
>and i fuck his
>i even let him cum in my mouth
am a guy
>>750798211
She was 18, but they have her face in them
>>750798278
>am a gay
>>750798278
thread was "discusting things youve done"
not kind gestures towards man kind
faggot
>>750798021
No, I'm not...
My girlfriend's mom fell asleep on the couch.
I jerked off, came in my hand, and dropped a little bit into her mouth.
>>750777327
Jerk off with my cousin panties
>>750777327
hacked my moms emails and got her nudes
>>750798963
pics or didnt happen
>>750798963
gunna need them pics
>>750777327
Pooped with the seat and lid down.
Had sex with a girl without a condom
>>750795903
That's depraved even for /b/. Please get yourself some help.
>14yo boi and pretty curious
>snooped in my mom's bedroom
>found some sextoys and lube
>as i said, curious kid
>fucked my ass with the smallest dildo until i moved out at the age of 19
>>750799255
you must be new here
cause that story made me a little hard
>>750798616
Post a picture. You must be girly to make a Mormon guy commit a homo sin.
What's the full story?
>>750780782
This
>>750799280
5 years and you didn't go bigger. I'm ashamed of you.
>>750795903
Think she liked it?
>>750797144
>I am 444
>44
C H E C K E D
>>750777327
>Be working at a restaurant
>Regional manager is a 10/10
>Was at our store using the bathroom
>Was taking a dump
>I had just changed the garbages
>She had wiped her ass and thrown it in the garbage
>Took shitty toilet paper and stuffed it in my pocket
>Took it home and licked it while fapping
Can't find a pic of her anywhere. She doesn't have a public Facebook account. Nothing on LinkedIn. No myspace or any other online accounts.
>>750799629
she might not have been aware of what was happening but her body certainly liked it with how wet she got
>how the fuck do i greentext
I am 73
>>750792330
dude shut up
>work in a hospital
>lots of hot nurses
>pull out used rag from bin in unisex staff toilets
>see pube in it, notice it is fresh, give it a good sniff, smells like pussy and ass
>come buckets
>hate myself for being so disgusting
>keep doing it whenever the urge hits anyway
>>750795143
Gold.
>>750779082
am i retarded or does this make no sense at all?
plz rephrase
Fapped to my step sister a couple times in brod daylight. Used to take times of screenshots too. Don't have any now tho
>>750801604
makes sense, just a run on sentence
Did anyone save pics from anon who fucked his prego friend
>>750799928
Did she cum?
>>750799928
Fuck that is so hot.
Got really baked with one of the bitchs and friends at school, there was a pool there. she changed, i needed to take a piss, i went in the bathroom saw her panties. got curoius,
>mfw i beat my meat into a 8/10 girls panties at my friends house.
>>750802473
>tfw retard porn isn't a thing
>me at a party
>friend get drunk and sick
>put her in the shower
>help her to clean herself
>get hard
>fap on her
>clean her again
>>750802426
her pussy tightened a few times and her breathing quickened towards the end the second time I fucked her
>>750802473
it was incredible, especially since after I left her alone, her nipples were still poking her blouse
Willam Dafoe is the killer in Murder On The Orient Express
>>750802700
Why did cleaned her the second time?
>>750777327
>be me
>girl who showed me her tits at my little sisters sleepover came to mind during a fap
>thought I could really use dem nudes that didn't exist yet
>sent her dick pics and said I was her crush on a fake Snapchat so no one would know it was "me"
>got told that my dick was big
>asked her questions that would make her give me answers I would then use to blackmail her
>asked things like would you fuck me, would you suck it and other things of that nature
>
>told her I would show her answers to her current bf if she didn't comply
>got nudes out of her
>received 1 tit pic and 1 vid of her shaking them
>3 pussy pics after a shower 2 frontal up close shots (1 closed 1 open) and 1 from behind she had to use a fucking selfie stick for lel
>cut her off
>came back like 3 months later and made her send me some vids of her rubbing her pussy.
100% legit story. Still got the nudes to prove it on my dead battery-less samsung galaxy s3
>>750791680
Why do you military fags always use terms that you expect everyone else to magically fucking know?
>>750803217
>say has pics
>i dont have pics
fake news
>>750803209
She was covered with cum
>>750788923
Post it or no one gives a shit.
>>750803475
all I need is a charged samsung galaxy s3 battery n u got em
>>750798085
Forgive me i missed em
>>750796233
I jerked off on the back of the bus in high school before. It was maybe twice since we were in the rural areas and I was last to get off. One other time this younger girl on the bus, she was in 7th and I just started 10th, came to the back and was flirting with me. She had braces and glasses, and she's hard to describe but had small tits, amazing ass, and one of those stunning faces that's uniquely attractive rather than being generic. She actually told me she saw me do it on of the other times, and wanted to watch me. I wasn't very attractive back then and thought maybe she was fucking with me but after she lifted up her hoodie and showed me her tits while crouching down, I knew she was serious. I pulled my dick out and she even spit in my hands to help me. She sat there staring and giving me these sexy looks. I had my pants down maybe a foot, enough that I could toss my baggy hoodie over myself if someone else came back there... She reached down and gently slid her fingers on the underside of my balls. I never had a girl touch me like that before, and I started cumming, hard. She didn't get disgusted or anything, she just looked me right in the eyes smiling as she crouched down, next to me. I shot maybe 5 hard spurts. Then she slurped up my cum before I pulled up my pants and moved back to her old bus seat like it never happened. She never showed any real interest in me even as I got hotter, and even turned me down for a date once after that. Every now and then she would smile at me or show off her ass if she wore something tight. She even whispered in my ear a few times telling me to jerk off as I think about her when I get home. (At school, not on the bus, I was older) But nothing more ever happened and I still don't know why she did that. I was 6 foot, 120 lbs, pale, skinny, glasses, even had some pimples. I improved in every way by senior year, even worked three jobs and had the nicest car in school. I still wish I had her for a night.
>>750804081
tldr
greentext it
Ducked a fat nasty bitch from tinder last Thursday, stayed up all night and after class the next day I fucked an escort. Then the next day I fucked my ex on the same bed. I am a mess these days. I am not taking our break up we’ll at all.
>>750800532
>>yes
Used this site. :/
>>750777327
luckily i've blocked it out and cant remember
I have fapped in every flat/house of my girl friends
>>750801131
Whats the problem Doctor?
Looks like scoliosis right there.
Fapped to my cousin when I was 12 years old,
>>750804374
Fuck that, quality story, would even give her name
Early highschool me and my friend decided to try and tag team our girlfriends. We tried mine first friend chickens out of plan.
I keep telling him we need to follow through so we try on his gf.
He makes plans for her to come over and I hide in the closet of his room.
I wait what seems like forever because they are chatting in the living room.
Eventually friend and girlfriend come into room and start fooling around. She sucks his dick and he eats her out a bit. They try doing 69 bUT my friend is too tall and fat. Girlfriend (who is solid 7/10) is short af. Eventually he starts fucking her and I decide to put on a mask he has in his closet and get naked.
Come out full diamond with Jason mask on.
Friend says he has surprise for his girl she turns around and is shocked at first someone else is in the room.
"What the fuck?!?! What the fuck?!?!"
Friend try best to calm her down. I leave the room for a bit (waiting in hallway) eventually friend opens the door and says she's ready. The excitement and shock made me go full limp.
Friend tells me to play with his gfs tits
He starts to slam her and I go diamond again
Super fucking weird but I don't even ask I lay down on top of her and put my dick in her mouth.
Me and my friend switch a few times and at one point go for some DP
Girlfriend freaks the fuck out and storms out of the house half clothed.
Friend chases her down the street. I go into his sisters room across the hall ( she was out of town) and finish myself with a pair of her undies
My cold savage face when
>>750781017
That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard
>>750803271
sea pig is a common term tho
ask youre mom.
>>750795903
Did anyone find out or suspect something was happening between you two?
>>750795903
You are going to hell anon
>>750805424
a teacher found my used condom one time and the last time I fucked her I forgot to clean up after her so there was a puddle on the desk
>meet a girl with 7/10 body, 10/10 boobs and butterface
>pretend to be her best friend for 2 years
>her boyfriend dump her like a shit
>calls me at 4am crying
>go to her place
>whiteknight.jpg
>cuddle
>get naked
>best tits I've seen in my life
>get hard
>fuck her hard
>never call her back after that night
>>750806420
Hero to the Friendzoned
Jerked off in class a couple times when I was like 11, no mess because I couldn't cum yet.
When I was 13 I fapped on hotel balcony to 12yo chick with well developed body.
Shot load off balcony and the cum hit some chick
>>750788791
Tits or gtfo
>>750807622
This
>Be me
>16 at the time
>Sister is having a pool party at her lifelong friend's house I'll call her Sam
>Sam is about 15, really growing into her own body
>I've known her since she was 4
>She's changing into her One Peice
>I use my phone to peek at her
>Absolute Diamonds
>Cum buckets to it for years
>Her little sister was also there, her name was Catherine she was maybe 9, I peeked her too,
>She was getting her first real crush on ME
>I cum buckets to her peep photos imagining her asking to see my dick and lewd shit
>>750786802
Careful Anon. They aren't staying quiet anymore.
>>750807792
The anon who raped the vegetable is OK then.
>>750807700
>Later when Catherine is about 10 she finally says that she is interested in boys
>I'm 17 now, horny as fuck
>I give her all sorts of lewd talk including about how boys and girls are different
>She asks in the most kawaii voice: "Can I see YOUR pee-pee Anon?"
>Diamonds
>I take my pants off and show her my half errect dick
>She thinks it's huge
>I'm maybe 3 inches un erect
>I tell her to play with it and touch it
>She slides on top of my lap and jerks me off in an innocent way
>I Cum in 2 minutes
>She's freaked out that I "Peed" on her
> I explain that's a boy's special fluid It comes out when you make me feel good
>She tastes it and for some reason likes it
>I finger and lick her a little bit before my best friend and his mom get home..
Never got the chance to make her Cum
>>750808270
how old is she now? did she ever tell anyone? did you take pics of her nude? (dont post any obviously)
>be me
>16 at the time
>sleepover on my 15yo cousin's place
>she have 10/10 tits
>we watch a movie
>she falls asleep after it's over
>mytimehascome.jpeg
>pull her shirt up until her breasts are uncovered
>heaven
>touch them a lot
>lick them a lot
>cum a lot on my boxers
>6 am and still playing with them
>suddenly remember that girls have pussys too
>pull her pants down
>big bush
>try to finger her
>she starts to breath loudly
>i got scared and re-placed her clothes
>fap until 8am
>slept 1 hour
Worth it.
One of my friend gave birth lately, and I visit her very often only before she has big boobs now
>jerked off while driving my truck home from an adult toy store
>stole random panties from apartment laundry room and wore them to work one day
>Glad I didn’t get caught either time
>>750809042
I would’ve taken pictures first if it were me
>>750805921
I think he's already there
Do you guys ever think that 'de ja vue' is only happening, because you died and just reset at the last checkpoint?
>>750810091
déjà vu
>>750809219
I took lots of them but lost them when my k310 stopped working
Did you even notice how the shapes of Trix cereal has changed over the last few years.
Did it really change or can we not see it like it once was because, well, Trix are for kids.
pic related.
>>750810091
close this tab you cringey fuck
>>750810091
No.
