ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume III
>killers on an island
>Cessna airplane go crash
>>750747323
(a number) days and nights?
Movie 1
>A man walks into town with his cock in his hand
>What he does with it is illegal in 49 states
Hints: I've never actually seen this movie, so I can't tell you anything about it. Kek! I just know that the production company came up with that as a tagline, then decided not to use it for obvious reasons.
Movie 2
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
Movie 3 (based on book)
>Be me, socially autistic faggot
>Literally forget to eat because I'm such a sperglorg
>People make fun of me for being a wizard
>Run around in circles all day
>Almost kill some innocent people just for the fuck of it
>Become social outcast
>Spend rest of life total pariah
>Travel to Heaven
>Turn into Jesus v 2.0
>Go back to Earth
>Try to teach other people how to become Christlike
>They still tell me to go fuck myself
New hints
>Also, I'm not human
>Also, this movie came out in the 70s and sucked balls.
>Also, this movie was based on a book that's seen as a modern classic.
>Also, Neil Diamond did the soundtrack.
two foreigners get some food
>detective has nice talk with criminal
>weird gay guy
>criminal from before shares spooky secrets
>insect on cover
>>750747414
Does it have Harrison Ford?
Since no one got it last time
>two kids die
>WAR IS BAD!!!!!!!
>"I'm currently running a comedy show hosted in a country under a benevolent dictator known to imprison and kill people. I also have some banned items in a room in my house"
>"Well. you know what? I'm going to use my show to mock the leader of my country over his failure at stopping a recent terrorist, I'm sure that'll go well"
Tuna sandwich undercover cop shit movie
>>750747414
No
Wasn't anything guessed in the other thread either.
Mid-life crisis almost ruins December.
>>750747511
Movie 1
Cockfighter?
>>750747587
Grave of the Fireflies.
>>750747129
dude gets cloned in the weirdest way possible and has to fight it or the worlds at stake because lava keeps the islands afloat or something?
The movie with context didn't make much sense on it's own.
>>750747561
Silence of the Lambs
>>750747511
ITT: shit movies no one ever saw
>>750747561
Would you fuck me?
>little boy in 1950's america
>befriends being from space
>superman
>>750747691
Yes! Finally.
Glad I can scratch that ridiculous fucking shitty movie off the list. But I felt compelled to use it in one of these threads.
Shitty protag is the Chosen One but it's okay because he's not white. Also there's lots of special effects.
>>750747129
Cult people. Demon loli. Not even High elevation and loud as fuck
>>750747696
Correct
>>750747781
no thanks, I'm not interested
>>750747820
The Exorcist
or
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
>>750747568
EVERY MOVIE HAS HARRISON FORD
>>750747599
fast and furious?
>>750747716
yes
>>750747879
Nope
>>750747786
iron giant?
>>750747755
>ITT: shit movies no one ever saw
That's why it's hard mode, anon.
I only repost them because I'm genuinely curious if I'm the only one on this site or at least board who actually knows they exist. Most people post the same three movies ad nauseum (Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Shawshank) and it gets kinda boring after a while.
>>750747927
Yup
>>750747546
Harold and Kumar go to white castle
>>750747755
Yes that pretty much sums up my movie
>>750747323
Another hint porch swing but the swing is not near the house
80s movie not too well known but not some foreign movie
>>750747920
No shit. I can't remember the movie but it has harrison ford as a pilot with some bitch as a journalist and pirates
>>750747599
lethal weapon?
>>750747788
kinda cheated on this one, searched it up on a thread a while ago
>>750748002
You got it
>>750747129
A bunch of tards go around doing things they have no business doing while dressed like a bunch of faggots
>Avengers
Was closest guess but no
>>750747590
That's v for vendetta
>>750747129
>The Government: "I have had it with these motherfucking trees on this motherfucking ship!"
>Scientist "Fuck you, I'm going to Saturn."
>pic unrelated
>>750747129
>tfw no joost gf
>>750748018
nice
>>750748084
Jackass
>>750747786
Iyern jyent
>>750748038
I know what movie you're talking about and no it's not yet this movie was made about 10 to 15 years before that.
>guy gets sued
>solves murder mystery
>>750747820
This was silent hill BTw >>750747879
>>750747800
The one
>>750747129
Reposting
>phone breaks
>weird shit happened
>everybody lost their shit
>quantum uncertainty
>y u fucked muh wife dude
>must find original house
>>750748144
>>750748178
It was the iron giant my dudes
>>750748084
Kick Ass 2?
>>750748084
kickass
Black parts white parts involves fighting
>>750748246
Shawshank redemption
>black man gets in white man
>white man gets in black man
>valuable lesson to be learned
>>750748214
Stand by me?
>>750748246
Coherence
I don't know if this will be hard or easy. Why don't I just post it and see what happens?
>Conniving little Jew boy makes enemy drink his piss
>ThisIsHowieDoIt.jpg
>These years may not be so wondrous
>Flashlights and sunglasses
>>750748231
Don't give away the answers so quickly. Let others guess. Sometimes it takes like 10 people to get it right.
>>750748319
Brokedick mountain
V for Vendetta
Ryan Gosling gets stabbed and/or shot
>>750748319
American History X?
>>750748354
Batman V Superman
>>750747706
Was this the spykids 3D movie
>>750748362
wasn't that with two white men?
>>750748319
>>750748377
The Other Guys
>>750748319
Down to earth?
>>750748084
mystery men?
>>750748318
No
>>750748345
Bingo
>>750748400
nope
Reposting
>killers on an island
>Cessna airplane go crash
>Porch swing that's not on a porch
>>750748439
no but thank you for showing me this beautiful art
>>750748511
The Blue Lagoon
>>750748468
That was gonna be my guess as well.
>>750748511
IS DIS XAOLIN SOCCAH???
>Space politics
>Desert
>Some big name actors
>>750748575
Space Balls
or
Star Wars
or
Dune
>>750748468
still no, its a comedy btw
>>750748575
Star Wars
>Husband and wife decide to act as Jewish as possible for a month and go ride a boat
>Town they live in flips out and bullies the shit out of them
>Daughter is fucking a spic, suddenly not okay to Jew out so much
>Town hates husband and wife but loves spic-fucking daughter like she is the greatest thing ever for some reason. They help fix the house but release a burglar from custody, again, for no real reason.
>Boat is given to grumpiest most useless guy in town, Burglar is pushed off a roof
>>750748575
doon
>>750747129
>ouch my arm
>rly need this job
>black man talks a bit with his grandma
>tony was right
>chestpains for black guy
>its cold out
>>750748575
The Martian
>>750748575
starship trooper s
>>750748575
Mars Attacks?
>>750748575
star wars the clone wars, too easy
>>750748569
Not Blue Lagoon
>>750748573
Not real sure what you're trying to say but no
>Kowalski
>white challenger
>>750748599
>>750748604
>>750748616
It was dune. Didn't think that was gonna be that easy
>>750748615
Tool Time
>>750748634
Collateral
Repost
>guy lives double life
>1. in suit and glasses but acts virgin betalike
>2. Wears his underwear over his pants but is alpha
>murricans love it
>>750748731
false
>>750747129
>holly shit muh arm
>>750748742
superdude
>>750748742
Captian Underwear
>>750748742
Superman
Could you be a bit more difficult? This is like retard mode.
>>750748678
Vanishing Point
You're practically spelling it out.
>>750748295
>>750748308
>>750748338
>>750748345
Nah Captain America Civil War
>testosterone: the movie
>nothing but old men
>>750748742
fight club
Salty milk
>>750748319
Trading places
>>750748877
>and rusty coins
>>750748840
Any of the Expendables
Here's one
>get in guys head
>small door on the 13th floor leads there
>world where they repeat my name over and ovet
>>750748840
The indestructible
>>750748799
iRobot?
>>750748908
correct
>>750748934
never heard of this
Going to try something new. I don't think any of you have seen this movie so I will give another hint. The title of the movie has a second meaning.
The clue for the second meaning
>It hangs in Chicago.
Reposting
>killers on an island
>Cessna airplane go crash
>Porch swing that's not on a porch
>>750748895
YES
>>750748922
Inside Adam malkovich or something like that
>>750748922
Being John Malkovic
>>750748719
close, but no
>>750748799
127 hours
>>750749014
I know it's Christmas with the Cranks, I'm just joshing you
>>750748966
Is same movie, juts a mexican way of saying it.
>>750748821
Correct.
And good point anon. I guess there are some old school knowing people here. Good to know that not everyone is some underage fag.
I'll try to make it more challenging I guess kek
>>750748985
Being John Malkovich, good job
>Circle Jerks
>aliens
>lobotomized scientist
>DEJA VU, I'VE JUST -
>the movie
>>750748315
Hint boxing
>>750749005
You got it
>>750749091
Memento
>>750749078
Idk but i panicked and metroid came to mind
>>750748118
guess faggots
here's a hint: the creators of this movie sued george lucas
>Dudes go drag racing in the Highwayman from Fallout 2
>The movie burns up
>>750748315
Raging Bull
>>750749120
Not much to go on, even still.
>>750748939
No.
>>750749027
Yes, those are some mad skills anon
>I trust you
>I don't trust you
>Trust me, not him
>I trust you
>Let's have kids together
You're a patrician if you get this.
>>750749087
my sex life
>>750748118
Silent Running
>>750748968
New clue for the second meaning.
>It came from Iowa
>dude works in garage all the time
>his weeble wobble gets moldy or some shit
>crawls into a storage unit and kills himself
>>750749199
There's Something About Mary
>>750749057
You got it, bro. Just watched it earlier today, it fucking sucked
>>750748191
The game
>Honest roadcop
>Friend and family die
>bitchin car
>>750749199
that one spy romantic comedy that was the married couple ordered to kill the other and they each didn't know their spouse was a spy?
>cool German dude smoking a cig
>Has a sniper match with Russian
>Russians gf is not actually ded
Sychronized nap times
>>750749303
Mad Max
>>750749127
Nope
>>750749199
The invention of lying?
>self enlists into Chinese army
>serves a crucial role in the victory of the Chinese army
>labeled a war hero
>>750749305
enemy at the gates
>>750749091
groundhog day
>>750749338
Hero
Some stalking pedophile aspie fag drives around and kills a bunch of people.
>>750749262
Nope
>>750749304
No
It's an older movie.
>>750749357
CORRECT
>we find out john wayne wears a dress
>best damn car on the lot
>speed is this professions drug of choice
>>750749170
Mad max
>>750749337
Nah
>>750749330
Correct
>>750749303
Mad Max
>>750749194
Correct mah nigga
>>750749414
You got it
>>750749191
Yup
>>750747129
>car is gone, puppy is kill
>let's kill Theon from GOT then.
>Germany is unified
>true story
SHALL I GIVE THE ANSWER?
Going to try something new. I don't think any of you have seen this movie so I will give another hint. The title of the movie has a second meaning.
The clue for the second meaning
>It hangs in Chicago.
>It comes from Iowa
Reposting
>killers on an island
>Cessna airplane go crash
>Porch swing that's not on a porch
>>750749344
Das it meng
>>750749314
Perception, Contraception, something like that.
>>750749396
Repo man, I just posted one for it haha
>>750749504
John Wick. EZPZ
>>750748742
>>750748806
Bc the movie itself is retarded
Here's another
>Guy loves his grandma
>Discovers masturbating
>Cums all over his room
>Cum-beats school bully
>Decides to cum all over the neighbourhood
>Cums on the entire city
>Cums all over the country
>Cums on anything his cum decides that it's a threat
>Another Cummer faces him
>Big black cummer
>National security asks him to cum-save
>But good boy cum cumbeats him too
>his boss at newspaper loves the cum but doesn't know him
>Murricans also love this
>>750749522
No one fucking cares and your movie of choice is shit
>>750749199
true lies?
>>750749504
John wick
>>750749586
SPODERMON GG NO RE BITCH
>>750749591
Is this true a anons?
>>750749574
Yes
>An African American gentleman vows to suspend his disbelief if handsomely rewarded for doing so
>A building in disrepair contains a vehicle used for transporting the dead
>A meek, unassuming man houses a dark secret
>A trio of studious intellectuals are denied the respect they so richly deserve
>>750749522
>SHALL I GIVE THE ANSWER?
I'd start by giving the year it came out. But if it came out before the early 2000s, and isn't an iconic film, it's unlikely that anyone ITT will get it, sadly.
>>750749586
SpiderMan
>>750749586
Spiderman?
>>750749338
Mulan btw
>>750749338
mulan
>>750749605
Nope
Another hint
Stamp
>Earth blows up
>White aryan protag finds way to rebuild planet with asian gf
>don bluth movie
>>750749414
No.
>>750749762
Titan A.E.
>>750749369
freeway?
>>750747129
MAGICAL WOMAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH A FAG AND WANTS HIS DICK.
FAG DIES TRYING TO SAVE ANOTHER MAGICAL DUDE
>>750749752
yep
>>750749698
1988 horror
>>750749522
>>750748399
>Batman V Superman
No. Interesting guess, though. This movie is older.
>>750749762
STAR WARS?
>nevada
>drugs
>>750749818
Jesus. Are all the movies I posted that obvious, or do I just suck?
>>750749896
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Reposting. I believe in you.
>dude works in garage all the time
>his weeble wobble gets moldy or some shit
>crawls into a storage unit and kills himself
>>750749896
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
>>750749396
Yeah, one of my favorite movies of all time. I'll see if i can find yours, i came to thread late and skipped thru it fast.
>>750749824
Nah.
>>750749941
Is this an animated children's movie?
>trippy visuals
>3d graphics comparable to those of the early 2000s
>A E T H S T E T I C
>>750749934
>>750749943
>>750749989
Nope
>>750749568
Fuck i responded to my own post, but yeah, i'll look for yours, got here late and had to skim thru the earlier posts.
>>750750015
D R I V E
>>750749896
The Hangover 3
Ok hard one probably
>Everyone is a Baka yaro
>Lots of killing in suits
>Keicho is a baka
>Also bakayaros
>>750749755
brewsters millions?
>>750750015
Enter the void?
Thor vroom vrooom vroom oh no i burned my face :(
>>750750087
Ichi the Killer
>>750749941
Pickle guy ?
>space
>wedding
>my own clone
>make that two clones
>first clone a creeper
>>750750111
Ghost rider?
>fifth wheel RV trailer in the desert and Ia gook who is no more
>A 90's movie
>>750750087
Kamen Rider
>>750750015
2001
>>750750168
Close enough
Older movie. I'll be impressed if someone gets it.
>Cigarettes and mineral water
>Lone tiger understands life of solitude
>Gun is empty
>>750750087
Battle Royale
>>750750170
aw :(
>batman kills joker
>check 'em
>o he crazy boi
>>750749941
Primer
>>750750240
still no
>not a mainstream movie
This movie invented the "abridged" genre
>>750750093
Nope
Another hint
Party game
>>750750212
>fifth wheel RV trailer in the desert and a gook who is no more
>A 90's movie
>>750750230
>>750750257
>>750750168
No its
Outrage
>>750750315
You got it.
>>750750344
the....what genre?? it sounds like you made that shit up
>>750749844
Yeah, no fucking clue, really. I know a few horror movies from that year but none matching your description.
I'm OP, btw (33 year old oldfag). Since I can't get it, I doubt anyone else will.
I wonder if you could get mine. These younguns aren't going to figure it out.
>>750748354
Don't feel bad if you don't get it either, though. You were probably already too old to be its target audience when it came out.
>loosely based off a book
>helicopters
>playmates
>created thousands of furries
>not zootopia
>>750750015
Space Mutiny
>>750747129
>qt3.1416 future wife is kill
>I'm cop and did nothing
>find and kill dude who did this
>no, no, better not kill but make his suffer desu
>head off by door
>>750747129
> some guy beats himself up
>>750750553
no, good movie though
>>750750428
Like "yu-gi-oh abridged", "dragon ball z abridged"...
>>750750622
Fight Club
>>750750527
Space jam
>>750750527
Cats Don't Dance.
>>750750527
Space Jam or Disney's Robin Hood
>>750750622
fight club
>white bitch lives with a bunch of jews
>They all fuck her
>Lazy bitch sleeps all day
>White beta guy tastes jews cum on her lips
>They marry
>>750750582
Minority Report...?
>>750750527
Planet of the apes?
>>750750527
Disney's treasure planet?
>guy turns into a frog
>didnt really turn into a frog
>>750750643
Yeah, that was a easy one.
> guy in Japan gets shot and floats around watching his loved ones
>>750750212 (You)
>fifth wheel RV trailer in the desert and a gook who is no more
>A 90's movie
UPDATE 4 EZ MODE
>WINNING! and TIGERS BLOOD
>>750750460
It was American Gothic
40 here btw
I'll give yours a try.
>>750750637
....there is no movie behind this trend.
>>750748922
Being Jon Malkovich
>Boy meets girl
>Boy and girl go to priest to "Make it official"
>Priest runs boy off
>Boy outplays priest to get girl
>Girl tries to an hero because people suck
>Boy saves girl with a kiss
>>750750672
>>750750673
no, great movie though
>>750750192
Bumping this to give you all a heads up
>>750750700
Enter the void?
>>750750281
ez win I guess
>>750747129
>Kind-hearted nobody inherits billions
>Meets woman of his dreams
>Huge smear campaign on him
>Moves back to hometown, gives up the money
>>750750661
snowwhite and the seven jews
>Tower inside the ground
>People held in tower swallow a ball that makes their guts hurt when they are not where supposed to
>Main character wreck the place to save his wife who was supposed to marry a weirdo who'se actually half robot
>>750750873
Mr. Deeds
>>750750710
>American Gothic
Interesting. I remember a great TV show with the same name from the mid 90s but never saw that movie. I wonder if they were related? Probably not.
>>750749896
>southwest
>drugs
30 movies from the early 90’s.
>>750750873
Donald Trump?
Road to the White House?
>>750750111
Hint: English+Austrian
>>750750928
dumb and dumber
>dreamworks
>animals
>>750750918
Fear and Loathing
>>750750527
>created by disney
>>750750991
SHREK
>>750750839
You got it. Not bad.
> Cat goes to Hollywood and ruins a girl's life
>>750750917
American Gothic no it wasn't that related to TV show the nineties also last year that they had another TV show called American Gothic it was pretty lame but I actually enjoyed it it's only 8 episodes are so if you ever get bored hang can't find shit to watch check it out.
>>750750991
Madagascar
>>750750991
jewtopia
>autobiography of man's life told to various strangers
>man has experienced several decades of history
>comfy bench
>>750750928
Mr Bean goes to Washington
>>750750880
the fortress
>>750751084
forrest gump
>>750750582
>hint: head of by door because of family.
>Asian
>ohio kids shoot cats and sniff glue
>bacon taped to wall
>whitey missing
>BLM niggers take over bcuz we wuz kangz
>Actually taking over what whites leftover
>modern buildings are caves
>Brainwash one whitey with nignog music
>Trying to cut other whiteys dick off bc afraid of truth about wewuzkangz
>whitey escapes with 8/10 ho
>Nignogs world tumbles down by one whitey
>>750751084
Forest gump
>>750751141
Got it my dude
>>750751102
>>750750990
I'm not asking a question that was an answer someone else's question