ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume III
A lingering unsolved mystery from the last thread.
>A shadowy overlord departs
>His servants behave erratically in his absence
>A depraved psychopath tortures people to death, then dismembers and desecrates their corpses as he stuffs his obese face with marshmallows
>A Machine God hovers ominously overhead, reveling in its obscene power. Innocents are crushed to death in a kafkaesque nightmarescape rivaling scenes of genocide from the Old Testament
Additional hints
>Inanimate objects come to life when people aren't looking
>In their moments of sentience, these objects display human emotions and even behave at times as spurned lovers
>>750651584
zardoz
>>750651423
Unsolved from last thread:
>poor man’s Tom Hanks has good life
>Roseanne Barr 2.0 ruins it
>family of badgers
>Texan sex games
>Roseanne goes to jail
This one is from two threads ago. I'm not surprised no one got it yet but I am surprised no one has even guessed.
>A man makes his way to Chicago
>Later, he carries a suitcase
>>750651423
Unsolved from last thread
> Man hears voice
> Man reads book
> Man jumps in front of bus
And my hard mode unsolved:
> Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend
>>750651584
The brave little toaster
Posting this one over
>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance
>>750651705
I have no idea who the poor man's Tom Hanks is or Roseanne Barr 2.0.
>>750651824
I just posted this as a response in the thread that is about to 404:
>YES!
>Fucking finally. I admit I didn't make it easy, so good job.
Well done, anon.
>>750651776
Next of kin
>>750651868
Ahhhh this one is bugging me
I can't believe none of you fags got this one with all the hints given.
>>Bad MF nigger pimp
>>Fights whitey
>>Cleans up streets
>>Best friend dies
>>Gets revenge
>Hint: Once you pop the top, the panties drop.
>Hint: Woooooooooooooo!
You fags still can't get this one?
Fine, I'll help some more.
>Code Kansas
>Creamed Corn
>Kotex
>Tastee Freeze
>Chocolate Giddyup
>retard has a kid with the same name as the retard
go
>>750652028
I don't watch movies about niggers and I doubt most people do. I'm not even a racist, I just can't stand listening to black people talk: "Ooga booga bix nood!" It's like nails on a chalkboard.
Forest Gump
>>750651868
>>750651976
>HINT: One girl's face falls off
>rock and roll
>everyone wants the green ball
>if you touch the ball you die so hard
>naked chicks and nerds
>>750652028
black dynamite
>>750652131
Same here not trying to be cool but I have hardly ever watch black movies.
Another unsolved one
>Niggers
>Chinks
>What's the term? Cheddar?
>>750652028
Sounds like you have to be a nigger to know this one.
>>750652159
Correct
>>750652231
one of the rush hour movies
>>750652207
heavy metal
>>750652247
Correct for what? Oh, I see. He has the same name as his son.
>>750652271
No, but that does also fit and came out around the same time. So you get partial credit for that.
>>750652276
yez.
>>750652028
Belly
Boyz n The Hood
Those are the only black movies I know and I haven't watched either.
>Man gets butt kicked and is thrown in hole
>Man gets out of hole and kicks butt
>>750652380
romeo must die
here's a one-hinter
>main protagonist smokes with his feet, avoids fucking a slutty fairy, and wins the quickest and least climactic magic duel in any movie.
>>750652527
the dark knight rinses
>>750652212
Thank Christ somebody finally got it.
>>750652551
Yes!
>>750652646
i love me some niggermovies
>>750652570
The Hobbit
>>750652646
nobody watches nigger movies besides niggers
>dudes with a big age difference time travel
>entire thing takes place in the past
>>750651973
No. My description sucks on purpose, but thank you for trying.
I'll give hints in a second. I have to think of ones that don't make it totally obvious.
>apartment blows up
>oh shit i'm 2 guys
>>750651778
The Entity
>>750652723
Timeline
or
Back to the Future
>>750652723
Marty & Emmett's excellent adventure to the future.
>>750652861
Fight Club
This only gets used five times every thread, so good choice of movie.
>>750652723
looper
>>750652707
hahahaha no, but sort of close.
>>750652644
Nope but close. Better luck next time
[spoiler]jk you got it[/spoiler]
>>750652794
Okay I'm still here and still want to try to guess it.
Old one from last thread.
>Some guy stabs a bitch to death
>He gets arrested
>Other people get stabbed
>Woops.jpg
>He was innocent
>Annoying teenage faggots disguise selves as famous painting
>>750652199
>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance
>HINT: One girl's face falls off
>HINT2: Drug dealer is also thief
>>750653166
What's the painting
>years of walking through dangerous territories
>why didn't we just fly here?
>superheroes live in a big house
>everything in every previous movies never happened.
go
>>750653298
>clerks 2
Alright, I tried to give the shittiest description possible just to see what you guys could come up with. I'm not exaggerating when I say that in the good ol' days, people would have solved this just on the tiny sliver of info I gave above. I mean, it was like you couldn't possibly be cryptic enough. Oh well.
>>750651776
>A man makes his way to Chicago
>Later, he carries a suitcase
More hints
>In between arriving at Chicago and carrying suitcase, people die
>A girl mentions she was raped by her father'
>More people die
>Girl is raped by brother
>More people die
>>750653298
LOTR
>>750653298
Kevin Spacey learning that Thailand exist and he could have saved his career.
>>750652870
Not sure which one you were going for, but.... nope
>>750653298
Harold and Kumar: White Castle
>>750653109
Cool. See >>750653399
Sorry for being vague. I honestly thought someone might guess correctly with the smallest hint.
>>750653166
scream
>>750652095
forrest gump
>>750653269
The title of the movie.
Well, that's probably too big of a hint but I'm starting to think this is a game that needs to be played on easy mode unless this thread fills up with a ton of people.
>>750653399
If you solved others, only yours would be left to solve
>adam sandler movie
>has rob schneider in it
>>750653578
Oh, you got it. I needn't have worried about giving it away!
> wake up
> go outside
> go back in time
>>750652900
correct
>>750653651
Believe me, I try to solve others'! There's only like three ITT I haven't at least guessed at and that's because they are totally unknown to me.
>>750653656
all of them?
>>750653688
Groundhog day
>Rich guy steals painting.
>>750653208
I, Madman
>>750653849
Thomas crown affair
>almost animation
>people stay inside
>get freaked out and paranoid
>keep staying inside
>the movie ends and you wonder if you watched it right.
>>750651778
Stranger than fiction
>>750653849
Entrapment
>>750653656
grown ups
>tough black man sees is boxing gym get taken over by dancing faggots
>rich white guy gives him $20,000
>also Ice-T for some reason
>>750653861
nope
>>750653928
Ding ding winner winner chicken dinner, now just the hard mode remains
>>750653918
the mist
>>750653905
Yup.
>>750653918
Waking Life
>>750654036
I got that off 4 words, damn I'm good
>>750654037
>>750654022
no and no
>>750651868
>Murderous doctor
>daughter is seriously ill
>city full of drug addicts
>drug dealer likes to stick needles up peoples noses
>she throws away potential inheritance
>HINT: One girl's face falls off
>HINT2: Drug dealer is also thief
>HINT3: Musical
> Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend
>>750654368
Rent?
>>750654368
No fucking clue. Is it animated? Beauty and the Beast?
>>750653809
Nah son
> before going back in time, does "bad" things
Hard mode:
>"let's get drunk as fuck"
>"oh shit this dude is black but our dude is white"
>"i have a serious sunburn but hey we're rich"
>>750654650
12 monkeys
>>750654674
Hangover
Reposting a tough one with a lot more hints
>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide
>Fail
>Move to Thailand
>Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide
>Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza
>>750654674
Hangover, not hard mode
Try answering some first so you know what hard mode is anon
>>750654368
>>750654600
>Not Animated
>Paris Hilton is in it
>>750654772
Wolverine
>>750654368
repo
>>750654899
WINNER
>>750654368
Snow white
>>750654887
No. The reason it's a tough one is it's an indie foreign film by a Thai director, albeit a highly successful one that got great reviews and released in English markets on DVD.
>>750654730
negative ghostrider
> exposes chomo in the process
>A man walks into town with his cock in his hand
>What he does with it is illegal in 49 states
>>750655054
Walking tall
>>750653918
A Scanner Darkly
>>750655054
Kevin Spacey on the prowl.
> Man eats basketball
> Now he's French
>>750653356
Days of Future Past
>>750655003
Pure bad guess. I figured that'd be the case. IDK.
>>750655054
Chicken Little
>>750655265
Negative
>>750655315
That does sound about right, now that you mention it.
>>750655293
bingo
>3 russian dudes walk around through some rubble for the entire movie
>his daughter moves shit with her mind
>>750655501
No but on the right track.
>>750651584
toy story
>>750655659
Close. >>750651824 got it right.
>holy fuck I'm a rich tycoon
>hope you don't mind if I bash your skull in with this ball
> HURR DURR
> HURRRRRRR
> ■●●《□■●○
> DERP!
>>750655737
there will be blood
>>750651584
>describe movies badly
I still thought this was beautifully written
>>750652028
Black Dynamite?
>>750655737
There will be blood
>main protagonist smokes with his feet, avoids fucking a slutty fairy, and wins the quickest and least climactic magic duel in any movie.
>nazis related.
>you're a part of our team but you're not a scientist
>>750655851
>>750655808
very good
>>750655944
Team America
>>750651423
>Spoon
>Eyes Wide Open
>Everyone feels good
>Nobody feels good
>Arm lost
>Bitches fuck bitches
>Everyone is alone.
>>750656024
Requiem for a Dream
A guy sets up a guy who pretends to be that other guy who set him up for the whole movie. And you don't find out the guy who set him up is even alive until the end of the movie.
>>750656055
Saw
>>750655996
nope
STILL UNSOLVED - HARD MODE ONE-LINERS
MOVIE 1: > Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
MOVIE 2: > Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend.
>>750656069
No.
>Retarded kid thinks he can fly
>Retard can't fly
>Everyone realizes retard is a retard, treats him like the stupid fuck he is
>Girl falls in love with retard
>Girl starts to believe retard can fly
>Retard gets committed to insane asylum
>Retard escapes
>Retard is on the roof
>Retard is in the attic
>Retard really can fly
>Retard flies with girl
>Retard flies away
>The End
>>750656054
Ez Mode Passed, GG
>retard with speech impediment
>retard discovers he's good at sports
>Hot chick falls for retard
>>750656309
Radio
>>750656055
Usual suspects
>>750656309
waterboy
>>750656286
peter pan
>>750656309
Or Forrest Gump
>>750656309
Forrest gump?
>>750656286
The boy who could fly
>there's a rat here
>there's also a rat there
>rat on a rail
>>750656401
>peter pan
I fucking kek'd. Good show. But no.
>>750656447
Yes. Wow, I wasnt sure if anyone would get that, even though I made it easy.
>>750656055
Oceans 57
>>750653984
Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo
>>750656536
Willard
>unknown object falls from the sky
>proceeds to tear family and friends apart
>must journey to the ends of the earth to destroy it
>>750656540
Make that two people I knew it. Are you the same guy that posted all I know is my name is Steve?
>>750656635
chicken little
>A faggot plays with his cock
>Another faggot watches him and licks his lips
>Violence ensues
>>750656551
>>750656372
Never heard of these movies. It was Raindeer Games.
>>750656635
the gods must be crazy
>>750653298
>implying the eagles mettle with humanoid affairs....
>>750655944
Armageddon
>young guy gets luck and gets to go on a trip
>this one bitch does the opposite of what she says
>the bitch throws away a very valuable object
>>750656649
>all I know is my name is Steve?
Of course. I try to either use famous movies and give them tough or deceptive descriptions, like >>750651584 or use more obscure movies and give them easier descriptions, like >>750654772 (Both of those are mine, obv).
I'm also the OP of this thread and the two before. I love this fucking game.
>>750656831
you're a decade too far
>>750656676
Nope
>>750656844
Titanic
>>750656844
Titanic
>not a very good driver
>he doesn't want to do things anymore
>checks his phone a lot
>>750656630
try again
>failing businesman
>drags anxiety ridden nobody into scheme
>steals from the elderly
>Elizabeth
>plan fails
>businessman arrested, nobody escapes
>bout of conscience puts both in jail
>turns out ok in the end
>>750656722
You too must be an oldfag, well done!
>Be lonely girl in the forrest
>imagination runs wild
>Ribbit
>should had directed the prequel to other trilogy
>>750657067
I was a bit slow to respond but I also knew that one. These threads attract people who know their movies.
>>750656863
I assumed it was you. I've been playing this game for the last 4 hours and I've noticed a lot of the movies you've posted are also some of my favorite movies. I've never met another person that's watched all of these movies. Kind of weird.
>>750656940
taxi driver
>crippled dude and girl have sex only using hair
I'll be impressed if anyone gets this
>>750657181
Avatar
>>750657181
Avatar
>>750657075
Alice in Wonderland
>>750656540
I vaguely remember watching it when I was 7 or something, I was even half guessing on the name of the title
>>750656536
EZ mode man, the Departed
>>750657347
Negative, last one is the biggest clue
>>750657181
Forest gump
>guy is robbed of a home furnishing that really brings the room together
Here's one for you op.
>Commits crimes in Banks
>Machine gun
>Football field
>Gets shot audience feels sad
>80s movie
>>750657538
fucking kek'd
>>750657393
the departed is correct sir
>>750657144
>I've never met another person that's watched all of these movies. Kind of weird.
Well, I'm an oldfag (33; been on 4chan since August 2005, if you can even believe it). So I know a lot of movies that kids born in 2001 aren't going to know. Having said that, I must admit I have a gap in my knowledge from around 2008 to present. You see, that was around the time I decided that Hollywood movies were going in the direction of either being Twilight type stuff or superhero movies. And while I enjoy a good superhero flick as much as the next guy, they just kinda get old after a while. So lately I've been revisiting movies from my childhood and also stuff from books on film criticism, like Roger Ebert's Great Movies series.
>>750657371
Good guess!
>>750657540
That's just like your opinion man
>>750657540
Nobody fucks with the jesus
>>750657284
>>750657296
good job!
>>750657540
Big Lebowski
>>750657540
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
>>750657637
>>750657638
correct
>>750657630
Try this one.
>>750657584
And here's an easy one from the 80s.
>Rob's a train even tho they are worthless.
>Why?
>Just for old times sake.
>unhappy wife
>stoner husband
>dark, reserved young guy comes into her life
>this is some good fruit
>pimp smack to the bitch
> wake up
> go outside
> life is saved
> commit crimes
> go back in time
>>750657902
>>750657902
The Good Girl
>>750657910
Groundhog Day
>>750657584
The last boyscout
>>750658107
Nope
>man has anger issues
>develops severe breathing problems, probably asthma
>has killed a group of small children
>>750657584
They Live? Not sure about the Football field part. The rest works.
>>750657884
>>Rob's a train even tho they are worthless.
>>Why?
>>Just for old times sake.
Tough Guys
or
Runaway Train (haven't seen that one)
>>750657973
Nice didn't think people would get it.
>on an island
>filled with deprived people
>having sex would had literally saved his life
>burn baby burn
>>750658024
No bro
> floods public building
> starts a house fire exposing something naughty
>>750658171
That third prequel Star Wars movie
>>750658343
Oh, Donnie Darko
>>750658322
The Beach
or
The Wicker Man (haven't seen it but know of it)
>Be me
>Successful lawyer but like to party too
>Woman gets hurt on the job
>Can't get her money but wants my help anyway
>Represent inventor
>TPTB don't like what I'm doing
>They can stop me but not what I stood for
>>750658343
Donnie darko
>>750658322
Shutter Island
>>750658171
Revenge of the Sith
>>750658475
>>750658359
you're good
>wait that's not how Hitler died
impress me, anons
>Faggot
>Crippled manlet
>>750658644
Inglorious Basterds
>>750658644
Inglorious bastards
>>750658654
Forrest Gump
>>750658654
Usual suspects
>>750651423
Comedy. Owen wilson says wow
>>750658700
No.
>>750658644
Valkyrie
>>750658710
No.
