ITT: Everyone in /b/ lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future
What's happening in the /b/ block today?
>>748195856
Thread #2 because we got shilled.
>b/lock news
Hello and welcome to b/lock news.
Today there was a massive read lead by the Spartan's/Skinner's against floor 326, following the murder of floor 326's general.
>In following news...
Floor 1488 has initiated a floor cleansing from floors 100-500, anons on those floors are suggested to take cover and back up any porn.
>LATER TONIGHT
Do floors below 0 exist? Conspiracy's circulate of -0 floors which hosts a black market and many curious oddities which may be resulting in murders and cover-ups.
>In floorly news
The annual trips game is underway with all floors below 3000 scrambling to room 1500 to the armoury to engage in a death match which is set to have a record number of causalities. Reminder that the winners will receive an upgrade to room 3001.
Thanks for tuning in and have a great day /b/!
bump
Staring at the person next door.
Floor 1900 is looking for more mass-shooters to join our floor, all anons on floor 1899 shouldnt go to school tomorrow
>>748195856
id be throwing paper airplanes out of my window all day
>>748196578
Floor 300 here, your paper airplanes are clogging our shit tanks - we're currently experiencing massive overflows of shit
Thanks nigger
>>748195856
comunism
It better have good internet. And fuck the rest of you fags!
>>748195856
To be honest i think people would either shout their oppinions at the neighbours across or always have their curtain shut
floor 638 has free melee weapons
view out of my window on 40th floor
>>748196731
fuck you faggot
floor 4200 has fiber internet but youre not welcome here
"Hey, can I borrow some eggs?"
Unitinu is a shit place to live
>>748196665
ill be sure to put needles at the front next time
>>748196772
sick do you guys have nunchucks
>>748196849
film yourself placing them into your anus. Or I'll sick 14/88 on you.
Who's smoking pot on 228?
>>748196932
yes made with nigger bones
>>748196840
ur clearly lying fag, what room are you on im going to cum blast your shitty window
>>748196956
That would be the best thing ever, collect a big pile of weed right at the bottom and burn it, the entire flat would be high (and dead). It would be like samurai champloo
The traps and trannies have teamed up and now no one can tell which is which anymore, but it doesn't matter because everyone else is inside masturbating while peaking through their window blinds. Because the post apocalyptic Internet went down there's a cacophony of d10s being rolled, with the occasional exclamation of dubs or trips ringing out, quickly followed by a chorus of "checked".
>Floor 1488 here
We are starting at floor 500 now, currently massacring all anons with our AR-15s. Lost two of our men to cum bottles.
Gonna skin and collect some nigger bones to sell to the higher floors. Floor 499 is next.
>sneaks in after killing general of 326
>hides in floor 450 room 1
I annex all blocks.
>>748196935
What floor are you on?
>>748197185
y doh need more tp?
>>748197334
The shit-tier floors are a prime resource for us higher floors. We will continue looting and thinning their bottom feeding numbers. This is good for the buildings ecosystem.
Heading to floor 459 now.
Floor 101 is off limits at all times.
Failure to comply will result in permanent relocation to floor 101.
>>748197185
>floor 498 here
We have dildo launchers the dildos have explosive tips, stop at 499 fags
Floor 1297 here, we finally caught the serial killer thats been dogging us for almost a year. Turns out Randy was making foreskin hats for his puppets.
>>748197319
349. Come on shill. I'm waiting.
>>748197478
Please spare me i killed the general of floor 326 I have rhino dildos leftover from the war
>>748195856
>we got a truck full of pizzas order for the entire floor 420
>>748197511
Your pathetic dildo rpgs will do nothing to stop us, we just shot an anon shitting on the floor at the very start of room 499, we're gonna burst in door to door
Better prepare yourselves, there's 200 of us armed top to bottom, we will cleanse you little worthless niggers
>>748195856
>floor 35 here, the neighbours down below are making loud noises
>>748197594
b-but anon-kun.... My asshole isnt that big
Ground floor here. Whoever has been shitting out the window, it's really starting to pile up.
>>748197610
You killed the general with a dildo? You may be of some worth to us... Meet us on floor 499 with the dildo sticking out of your anus and we will evaluate you.
The only time someone would be out of their apartment room would be to jump from their balcony.
>>748197828
>yfw ur mom is on floor 34
>>748198016
Understood
>shoves dildo in ass
>goes to floor 499
Well. I was severely wounded by the Skin Clan on 1504 fighting with 14/88. I'll an hero from 1504 shortly.
Another day, another jumper.
Do a flip!
guys be careful there's a gas escape in floor 499, i'm going to the floors below it just in case.
>>748197935
Just plant a garden bro, it's what I did. The splattered corpses of NEETs who an heroed and copious amounts of shit make great fertilizer.
>>748197782
prepare, fags
I'm currently posting pics of a very funny banana to everyone's front doors. You can keep them friends. They're all yours
I repeat, don't use matches, lighters or any kind of stuff that could cause an explosion.
>>748195856
I live in a building similar to that. It's called socialist brutalism and it's fucking great.
Thick layers of concrete prevent you from hearing the screams of your neighbor's waifu as she gets btfo'd by her dear spouse.
Very good, very comfy
>>748197935
>its not just 1 guy
>>748198306
>>748198244
>floor 1488 cleansing crew is pulling out
What the fuck faggots how is the floor leaking with explosive gas, the whole building is gonna explode!
>>748198185
Haha, you dumb nigger. You can follow us and we will spare you, but you will keep the dildo in your anus for the remainder of our cleansing.
You can have one lunchable a day until you demonstrate your valor.
>>748198300
Best dystopia ever!
Hey room 982 here. Who ever clogged all of the toilets in the mens room with dildos i'd like to have a word with you
>>748198277
Floor 277 is now fucked.
>>748198448
Send a chain-smoking nigger in there to blow him to high hell. Or we could tell the jews of the sub floors there is a vault of money there.
>>748198448
I demand better treatment or i’ll..detonate this bottle of trap and dog cum
who can baby sit my obese pet on floor 588?
Due to unforeseen circumstances, floor 1488 is now preparing to go to floor 489. We are crafting incendiary weapons to just torch floor 499, it's done. We're blocking all the rooms so no one can escape.
Prepare your anuses floor 498.
WHO DID THIS!!!!!??!?!!??!
I'm now going to attempt to climb to the top from the ground floor. Don't try to stop me.
>>748198705
i will, can i fuck him while ur away
>>748198675
So that's where it went. Hey faggot, I want my fucking bottle back.
this is the floor 499 guy, I'm now on floor 408, I'm still going down before they blow up this place. Wish me luck, i'll try to find an entrance to the now abandoned underground floors.
Hey anons, anyone who wants a lightsaber duel meet me on floor -1. Other floor anons, if you could provide us music, that would be great.
>>748198771
we wield dangerous shit flails. the handles are bananas found on many doors >>748198927
he is used to it, of couse you can
>>748198771
floor 760 here, if you fuckers come near my window i will unleash a horde of savage trained children on your asses
>>748198998
Don't go anon! Those aren't abandoned, it's where we banished the robots to!
>>748198869
ah there it is!
I can tell you right now the inside of that block is gonna be filled with rubbish, piss bottles, old food and cumsocks. The /b/ equivalent of the same building in niggertown that got it inside filled with shit thrown out peoples windows.
>>748198980
I demand to be escorted to floor 1,000 and a stash of kid’s meals and lunchables
>takes dildo out of ass
[radio] : I think I'm lost, can someone pick me up ? I hear weird sounds coming from below
>>748198998
>>748198632
>>748199057
Floor 499 is now up in flames. Here's to hoping it doesn't spread to the other floors. We lost about 2 men to the explosion, but fuck it, we're marching on. Floor 498 is about to get ass-fucked, if the flames dont get to it first.
>>748199064
Retard we are only killing residents on floors 500-100, but we could use those weapons. We will come to floor after we finish cleansing the other floors. Thanks for the heads up.
>>748195856
tbh fam, i'd be poopsmoking butthash in my appartment all day so if it'd smell like shit around the appartments surrounding it, it'd be the fine dank ass butthash i be poopsmoking
>>748199293
I can hear them too anon, what floor are you in? I'm currently at floor 371 and going.
>>748199107
Underground level 42 here. All robots have been dismantled. Safe to come down. Don't forget the password. Any that don't have it will be turned to sex slaves.
>>748199293
youre fucked anon
>>748199255
Fine, send the bottle up the mail chute and hop in the elevator, my code for floor 1,002 is 404. Punch that into the elevator and it'll give you express clearance up here
>>748196918
Looks like a praying mantis head wearing an american flag hat.
>>748199651
>hops in elevatir
>punches in 404 with bottle in hand
lol suck it faggot
>goes up
>>748199376
I don't know, the signs are all erased there.
But i've been walking up for 2 days now, from level 238. Saw weird shit.
I just woke up on level 50. About to go out and scavange for food.
>>748199736
>elevator plummets to underground level 44
Damnit, that sub 500 faggot gyped me. Ah well, he's the robots problem now.
Spoopy things happen on the 13th floor
don't go there
>>748198504
I mean, I thought it'd be funny if I were to put dildos in the toilet... Sorry if you think different,
/Lurks in airvent labyrinthe, shallow breathing/
>>748199436
Nice work fellow... wait, sex slaves... oh fuck, the /d/eviants are invading!
>>748199320
these children are not for sale, i've bred them carefully myself
>>748199863
fuck
>arrives in floor 44
>shadilay plays
[radio] anyone know what floor 44 has?
floor 499 guy reporting in, I don't even know where I am, there is no floor number since I was in floor 354. I hear some weird shrieking noises coming from above, they seem to become closer as I go down for some reason, over.
>>748199972
I'm walking around in piss water, you fucker!!
Floor 501 here, I swear to fucking god will you fuckers down on floor 499 hurry the fuck up and not be so god damn loud with the massacres
There's a fucking library up here, just use a suppresser or something will ya
>>748195856
i got reduced pay at guard duty for not keeping up on my worker beatings but i met this nice sub level girl who has only one missing finger today. im thinking of taking her to the slop house once they get soylent green back on the menu this weekend.
>>748200072
You gotta admit that the whole situation is funny though
>>748199989
>notices eyes peering out of airvent
Get back to the creepshot thread voyeurfag.
>>748200188
It's funny now, will be less funny when my socks and shoes dry up and reek of stale piss.
>>748199931
Comin'
>>748200072
Some goy on floor 285 told me you deserved this, there might be more than one cuck behind your uh..."pissing" adventures
>>748200027
Level 44 is off limits. All robots with self conscious are kept here. I would advise you leave now.
>>748200027
[radio] anyone on floor 44 need help
>floor -1 nigger here
hey kids want some cocain
>>748200367
You do realise the majority of your floor is in fucking flames right?
>>748200306
Impossible. Floors 270-295 were abandoned ever since the robot spiders were unleashed.
too bad all the hot chicks are using Tinder X to join the harems of the executives at Mitsubishi-Google Heavy Industries and Samsung-Amazon Chemical
even the uggo's and fatties are getting some from the big boys at Goldman-Foxconn.
>>748195856
who tf keeps ringing my doorbell then running away
Floor 499 guy reporting, I have arrived to floor 299, floors are numbered again from now on, over.
>>748200265
Tbh bro it's your fault for wanting to piss, real men have their bladder removed with a serrated fork
>>748200459
To be fair the guy looked like some sick nigger-spider hybrid
Might've been their leader or some shit
If that's the case you've got some shit comin your way pal.
>>748200366
[radio]...static...HELP!...static...the disassemb....gargling
>>748200362
Legend has it in the before times tendies kept them at bay. But their hunger only grew, and soon they ventured forth from their basements and began slaughtering normies and processing them into tendies. For centuries we paid them tribute, until eventually we locked them in the underground levels when the demands were too great.
>>748200503
Me, what the fuck you gonna do about it pussy? I live on the roof, you cant even get up here with your limited beta access card.
>>748200553
Fuck. Thank you for the warning. I have heard rumors of a nigger-spider hybrid born of Nigerian semen and Japanese electronics... I shall descend to lower levels in hopes I will not be found.
Can i get some help on floor 449?
Pic not related, i want help jacking off.
>>748200690
My dad works for the building Ill get you banned
>>748200693
No make your way up, i heard they were starting a floor on every floor from bottom to top til they find you
>>748196772
Nopal weapon
>>748200789
My dad IS the building you fucking shill
>>748200681
Our time has come again. We will rise. Venture below and you shall be used abused and discarded to the heating system.
Guys i need to go to floor 510 but i took the stairs instead of the elevator and the floors dont have numbers. What floor is this? and why is the ceiling covered with dildos?
floor 499 guy reporting, i'm trying to go beyond floor 294 but there are naked people fighting some weird sex doll robots with dildos. I can't do much, I need backup.
>>748200438
hiding in my cocain stash room
its really well hidden, and is fireproof
>>748200864
Anyone on floor 1,002 got a horny dog I could borrow? Mines shooting blanks and I need to milk the trap, since some faggot ran off with my trap and dog cum tank.
>>748200794
Chinks control the upper levels, I will never survive there. Unless...
Piss on my face and slit the sides of my eyes. God, I hope this disguise works.
>>748200880
Will you just get back to floor 499 already and tell the rest of your guys to shut the fuck up, you're pissing us all off in the library on floor 501
help i dont know on which floor i am anymore and only dubs will save me
>>748200872
Either 34 or 63, best keep moving I'd you know what's good for ya
>>748195856
Whatever is going on it sucks because there will be no white people left in the future.
>>748200971
For some reason the guards for the upper floors are actually niggers. Probably cheaper to hire.
Just bring kfc and do the old bribery trick.
>>748200989
and go up as much as I went down? My legs hurt already and there are 200+ floors left...
>>748201102
Hahaha you think people live here.
>>748201134
Just find the fucking lift you retard
>>748201134
Embrace the pain pleb
>>748201128
Nigger guards are no problem, the chinks themselves are. Years of feeding on rabbid cats and gods activated their ninja genes. They are all crazy and deadly up there. I need an alternative route...
>>748200998
Bruh you in the basement. You high?
My floor is on fire, I think a plane just crashed into the other half of it.
>>748195856
A high IQ weaboo fan of Rick and Morty in apartment 1409 rape his grandma
>>748201206
wasn't it broken? Oh fuck, now I remember only the door was broken in floor 499...
>>748201255
Have you just considered the fucking lift?
>>748201273
Floor 912 here, does anyone else notice it getting really fucking hot all of a sudden?
>>748201298
>>748201316
Go to floor 498 then up one set of stairs then tell your group to shut the fuck up before i fill them all with bookworms
>>748200625
[radio] mama mia
>>748201256
Once you enter the sub levels you never return.
>>748201273
>>748201380
Sorry guys, I needed a faster way to get home and didnt quite nail the roof landing...
>>748201380
Sry I killed the fat fuck on 910 and set his apartment ablaze. Everyone over floor 910 is in grave danger.
It's just raining jizz down into the center of the building.
All day, every day, just 4chan /b/ jizz blowing towards the center.
The local strays are always on the ground floor licking it up, eating it etc. Bugs and ants have built entire ecosystems around the jizz food source.
The downside is it rots and stinks if the animals and bugs don't consume it fast enough.
Additionally, they would have built a little shop in the lobby selling things the residents prefer - rubbers, lube, fleshlights, dragon dildos, butt plugs, rubber fists, etc.
>>748201318
I'm afraid of lifts. When I was little, and this building was only 600 flors high, I was raped in the elevator.
>>748201506
Ill just piss extinguish the fire, ill be the true hero
>>748201414
They don't even know i'm here, they're gonna kill me if they find out. I'm going to floor 64, the lowest floor this elevator goes.
Hey uh...
Room 55 here..
We got uh...
this thing in our tub drain.
>>748195856
Some on is dumping a life savings of cum down the stairways, im looking at you floor 800
>>748201565
O-oh fuck that- that was you? Shit...uh...
Hm.
>>748201380
Fuck yeah. I'm in 707 and it's sweltering.
>>748201568
Why does it stop at 64?
>>748201568
Got to 78 freight elevator code is 446534.
>>748201608
Sending Steve Irwin Bot #17 to room 55. Please unlock your front door and do not interfere with the robot's functions.
>>748201649
Why did you leave me? I loved you, I gave you my virginity, and you just walked away. I watched, as you turned a corner and the only thing remaining was a weak cloud of smoke from your cigarette... Was I not pretty enough for you?
>>748201298
wait is it:
"A high IQ weaboo fan of Rick and Morty in apartment 1409 raping his grandma"
or
"A high IQ weaboo fan of Rick and Morty in apartment 1409, rape his grandma"
>>748201720
Mechanical issues from the robot rebellion
>>748201659
707 - My buddy across the street at the Haji-Mart says that the police are loading up outside the building.
Someone is getting their door smashed the FUCK in.
I'm looking at you, 912.
ASSAH ASSAH ISH ISH ASSAH ASSAH ISH ISH
>>748201720
No idea, but i'm stuck at floor 83, someone stopped the elevator and there's another one trying to get in from above and I can hear some muffled screams about the dildo wars or some fucked up shit
Floor 108 here, the mario bros need a third guy to help watch some weird creature someone captured from lower afghan for experimenting and studying or something
>>748201804
To be fair you smell like a fucking nigger man
>>748201910
Do not, I repeat DO NOT trust them.
707 - What's the wifi name here again?
>>748202042
The mario bros, the third requested volunteer, or the lower afghan abomination?
>>748201979
post your fucking room number gayfagit.
who is interested in a bisexual alien three way with a green MILF and a blue stud?
>>748201910
WHAT NO!! GET THEM AN EVAC NOW THEY CAN'T KEEP THEIR EYES OPEN THAT LONG
>>748202153
also my apartment number is my post number, come over, it's free pleasure palace time
>>748202141
No room number, i live on the roof because im an alpha and my dad is the building
>>748202133
Both. It's a conspiracy.
>>748201979
When you work for the nigger hunter guild on floor 999 for several years, the smell stays on you forever. They run... They always run, as if that can help them. I have to catch and subdue them before the life can be squeezed out of their worthless bodies. all the sweat and their inferior blood gets on you.
I'm sorry I offend your senses, I'm very conscious about it, but I can't do much about it. Please forgive me.
>>748202177
Im not getting a response from their radios, can you go check on them for me?
floor 499 guy reporting again, i'm now with 3 more people, we're at floor 78 looking for the freight elevator, over.
>>748202241
There were 3 fucking options and you said both, are you on the infamous syndromic floor 333?
ground floor here, room 7...There's a weird van out here...wat do?
>>748202263
No thats gay sorry
>>748201910
they are already dead
>>748202306
The freight elivator is clogged with semen
>>748202306
Freight elevators in use, the richfags on floor 1,002 are running another "experiment", and they're bringing up barrels full of lube, cum, and what us workers suspect might be slaves.
>>748195856
At least 4 rapes, 6 if you count pets.
1 good Pepe meme, and about 50 shitty ones.
5 or more an heroes.
1 failed raid on a childrens game/website
20 temporary evictions
4 permanent evictions
2 people decorationg a turd to look like Andy Sixx, then eating it.
And someone shouting NIGGER every minute or so.
Accurate picture?
>>748202373
Again both.
>>748195856
Same as every day: a massive circlejerk, and after we cum we all call each other faggots
>>748202442
I have transcended labels like gay or straight after my dick was shot off during the independence wars of sub-terrain floors.
>>748202379
Don't worry anon, that's mine, haven't had as many anons an heroing lately so I went out to get some fresher fertilizer for my garden.
>>748202554
Ignore the freight. It's completely legal.
>>748202614
What floor are you on, im sending an ambulance
>>748202490
we had to take risks, we used the autistic guy as a carpet or something, so only two of us will be left, the poor guy is starting to drown. We are already at floor 30 and going down. Floors are starting to look torn apart and smell mostly like shit.
>>748202490
707 here - Goddammit. I'll call maintenance again.
That's the 3rd time this week.
>>748202675
phew...
had me goin there for a sec
EVICTION TIME BITCH
HURRY UP I NEED 1 RARE PEPE OR YOUR ASS IS GOING TO THE NEGATIVES
>>748202671
Sorry for you lose soldier. Please report to sub level 19 for compensation.
>>748202712
So long as you sign the checks I don't care. Anything to keep me above the chaos in floors 1-500, those fucks are insane.
>>748195856
floor 564 here, some one seen my cat?
>>748202599
707 - OHHH they're shouting "Nigger"! I thought someone was pumping their cocks and screaming "BIGGER!"
>>748202760
Thats because youre getting closer to the fire you fucking idiot
>>748202751
I'm the leader of the sub levels. No need for ambulance
>>748202791
Im pretty sure its maintenance doing it nowadays you know...
You fucks woke me up. 3 dead people in my hallway, fucking anime music mixed in with gunfire and shouts of 'reee' seriously what the fuck is happening??
>>748202846
Welcome aboard anon.
>>748202942
707 - Fuck. i never thought of that.
>>748202839
I've been duped by level 19 before. They walk you into the room, and present you with a juicy loli, all oiled and spread out, knowing full well you have no dick.
>>748202846
Floor 700 is pretty chill. At least you don't get much jizz on you up here.
>>748202909
Thats literally more reason for an ambulance
Gimme number
>>748202895
>>748202895
We have now passed the fire, it's really dark in here, floor 07, and the elevator is starting to slow down, over.
>>748202965
Chaos. Come to the sub levels. You'll be safe here.
Anyone know where i can buy some more tenddies? - from floor 700 room 9
>>748203092
Can I also come?
>>748203092
Sub levels? Fuck off I need vitamin C, I aint going down to there, I still have a shred of humanity in me you sub human scum
Any anons that are feeling lucky are free to try and raid floor 275's only working fridge.
>>748203022
707- Oh fuck no. I hate those level 19 cunts.
>>748203086
If youre gonna die start live streaming to the roof please
>>748203173
Does the fridge have tenddies?
>>748203160
Of course. We need more troops.
where the fuck did my room go guys? It was here 5 minutes ago.
>>748195856
151
>>748195856
This 800 calorie ration is going to kill me. Thank god I meet my work quota every day. I can't imagine those poor shits having just 600 calories.
>>748203223
Last time i checked it was filled with backup cumbottles
>>748203192
I tried to get a team together to take their house of lies down, but were were ambushed on the way by the robot scouts. We all survived, but we all got wounded, and had to take time to recover.
>>748203163
Please come. We have all the vitamin C you need.
floor 499 guy reporting again, we have reached ground floor. The elevator doesn't go beyond this point. The autistic guy drowned already, and it's so dark here. I'm using my backup flashlight.
>>748202379
Fucking liar, that's inside the building. There IS no outside.
Incase anyone wants to know, here's my room in level -358.
Are there really windows up there?
>>748203300
Eh il try does anyone else want to join me and get some back up cum bottlrd incase the war starts? come to floor 275
Rolling floor number. Last 4 digits
>>748203341
That sounds more like a threat tbh
>>748203255
I hear that's where all dead rooms go...
If you time the elevator, you might find that there's something between floor 222 and 223. I don't know, I can't get the doors to open even if I use the emergency stop.
Don't tell anyone I told you this, anon. I'd hate to be reprogrammed again.
>>748195856
Everybody hide, the land owner is here!
>>748203366
I've been there and there is like a simulated "outside", but as you can see there's only darkness.
>>748203475
fuck this shit
jumping out window
>>748203322
As I said the robots have all been disassembled. Sans level 44 it's been sealed up.
Anyone wanna watch a movie come to room 702 (pic related)
>>748203562
>>748203356
Floor 499 please proceed to room 33 you will be escorted below.
>>748203356
Plans for his corpse?
>>748196920
>>748203562
>>748203573
I celebrated when me and others were sitting around the radio, listening to snippets of your radio chatter, as you and your team were destroying those things, and turning the tides.
As we shook each others weak malnourished hands, we knew, that things will be better from now on...
>>748203144
Floor 700 has it's own Food Court. Over by rooms 150.
>>748195856
Well we all died because i used electronics.
>>748203703
there's a lot of people who have not been meeting their work quotas lately. I'm sure they're plenty hungry. They won't leave any evidence.
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>>748203673
understood, i'm on my way.
>>748203703
we'll just leave it there, I don't think I come back from the underground.
>>748203562
Floors 399 , 499 and 599 have been selected for mandatory harvesting.
Your generous donations will be appreciated.
>>748195856
Floor 1968 here, Dufresne went missing.
>>748195856
Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos
Children's lives are sacred
Nah blah back sheep
>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
> no way whiteboi
Jist use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever's healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things
I need help
>>748196223
underrated post!
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>>748203562
havent paid my rent in ages
>>748203787
>dreams of aisles of food.
>>748203322
707 - I got whippits and Monster energy. Will that help? Oh and 24/7 live streaming cuck vids.
>>748198300
Lost!
>>748198146
Gotem
>>748203862
Have a team on the way.
>>748203586
I'll be right there, neighbor.
>>748203871
>>748203829
Look at 871s post, aren't you lucky to be away from your floor
>>748203846
What floor are you on
Oy, John.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREEDING PENS?
>>748204000
I desire not the things from the past. Roaming the dark corridors, listening to the hauling screams of things that are there in the distance, or maybe not there at all, is all the entertainment I need. Rats and those who have departed the building provide the only sustenance I'm comfortable with. They are calling me now, I must go...
>>748203056
Send them with floor 499 they are being escorted as we speak
Send help to Floor 1700 the fags in floor 1000 are masacaring everyone please send help we are low on tp
>>748197185
This is Dr. Chadstone, head of weapons research for the /B/ Block Republic. There are stockpiles of nerve gas in the boiler room on floor 699.
When you find the panel the code is: 748197185
Best of luck, Colonel.
>>748204229
If you go to room 15, knock and ask for "Joey Beats" they'll let you in.
499 floor guy reporting in, we are a team of two people being escorted by a team of three more people. I'll continue reporting until I lose the signal.
>>748204229
Floors 876-892
>>748204309
Have you tried turning them off then back on again
>>748198300
Nice dubs
>>748196772
A weapon to surpass the metal gear
>>748204378
we did that plus blew them dun work
>>748204175
im on floor 300 and i can clearly confirm he is on floor 301, and lying as well
>>748204309
My sides...the almost casual, "btw we are low on tp" killed me.
>>748204352
Good to here 499 I await your arrival.
>>748200865
Why not the cooling system? It gets really hot on floor 750 because of the faggots below me turning on EVERY FUCKING HEATER IN THE GODDAMN BUILDING
>>748204450
Update: floor 1500 and 1400 have been conqured fags in floor 1700 are shitting everywhere and our anus are bleeding after using our fingers plz hurry
One final post before I go back to bed on the roof
Can whoever's nearest to ground floor do something about the giant fucking bandicoot fucking around in reception?
Guys - I finally got the elevator door to open between floors 222 and 223, and you're not going to believe what's here.
It looks like a whole nother level.
Looks abandoned.
Ow. What the? ack,..
>>748199024
I can set my vibrator on a drum, will that work?
Jesus, someone thought it was a good idea to arm the toddlers on subfloor 2.
That was a fucking awful idea.
>>748204558
Cooling system is broke. They guy they sent from maintenance took a shit in the computer controller and we haven't received back ups from floor 822
>>748204485
Floor 499 guy here, i'm on the underground levels, I can't go there, maybe you got confused by the nerve gas going on higher floors.
>>748204672
707 here. I'm on my way. I'm bringing glowsticks and beef jerky.
>>748204779
That maintenance guy is *supposed* to be fuckig fixing the cum-jammed elevators. Useless dog dick.
>>748204800
>>748204878
I bet moot is the fucking maintenance guy...
Update: 1600 has been taken over shit is everywhere and someone punctured the piss bottles we are drowing. Someone is fapping to traps which is pretty gay send help
Cant find floor 404
>>748204878
Cooling seems a bit more important then your fucking elevators. Cunt.
>>748201821
Why not both?
>>748200068
That's you asshole. You ran screaming past my room with your eyes crossed. Shut the fuck up or I'll call the mods
Operation fill up the hole in the middle with semen is set to commence tomorrow at noon.
Complimentary lube will be available for pick up at room 73556. He also sells heroin so make sure to ask for both to save yourself a trip.
I will say this one more time. NO TRAP PORN IS ALLOWED IN THE APARTMENT COMPLEX. UNLESS YOU WANT A SECOND PURGE TRAP PORNOGRAPHY IS PROHIBITED. You will bot be penalized if you Dispose of it at the front desk on floor one but we will look at you like you are a faggot. Traps are gay and there is nothing you can do it about.
Happy fapping!
>>748204878
I already said it earlier, nowadays THEY'RE the ones clogging it
>>748205010
sorry for that, it wasn't me, it was the autistic guy
>>748204930
I have dispatched an elite squad of bronies. They will either help, or make things much worse. God help you, and be with you.
>>748195856
Someone's definitely taking a shit over the edge it the railing. Probably from one of the higher floors
>>748195856
Anyone ever been to the negative floors?
>>748205098
Thank you my god they are he-
Whatever happened to that building administrator W.T. Snacks? I know he got "banned" but where is one to be banned to? there is only the building....
>>748203846
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>>748205146
Yes but they never come back just ask 499 guy.
>>748205165
1600? 1600 come in! 1600 I can't read you!
>>748205146
I am am am am the the the floors;
>>748205138
I tried complaining but i only got shit back
>>748201059
No he couldn't have gotten that far on the stairs. Floors 520-525 have cucumbers hanging from the ceiling to scare off the feral cats, could that be it?
>>748204998
>>748205204
Sub floor 44.
>>748205146
Negative floors are off limits.
Failure to comply with the rules results in permanent relocation to floor 101.
Nobody ever returns from floor 101.
>>748205234
This is 1700 we recived the message from 1600 but they have been destroyed by a colored horse. We mangaed to kill it but floor 1000 has sent troops plz send help
floor 669 and 670 got in a fight abput if traps are gay or not
floor 499 guy reporting again, I heard a weird humming sound around level -23, if anyone comes here be careful, I don't know what's happening, but it's getting closer as I talk.
>>748200941
Sorry pal, but my ex ran off both of mine. I've exhausted my supply so I needed more. Sorry to hear about your dog though
>>748205352
Damn it all to hell... 1600 and their strategic piss bottle filling facilities were essential to the effort. I shall direct all available help to converge on you. We are not losing this one.
>>748205495
God bles-
>>748205421
Sounds scarier than is. All it contains are discarded autist children who grew up there, in the darkness. They poses inhuman strength, but rarely attack those who carry the light.
>>748201863
I'm In 1014 and next-door is really fucking hot, I went to see what's going on but the door is glued shut with tar
>>748205620
They contain only rare pepes guarded by [shudders] the sjw
>>748205253
i can i i i i -1 everything else . . . . . . .
>>748205421
499. Sub level leaders here avoid floor -23 at all costs.
floor 499 guy reporting, I heard some footsteps but can't see anybody, is this a joke or someth-
>>748204672
Um, floor 222 1/2 here. I found the maintenance guy. Well, half of him at least.
Place looks spooky as fuck.
Hunh? Aaaaaaaaaaagh.
>>748205421
THE SEWER RATS ARE FORMING AN ARMY
>>748201495
Where the fuck did you go? Nothing out there but nigger hordes and desert
>>748205694
Negative. Those were reinforced by buzzfeed office crew, and managed to ascend. Last I knew they are occupying levels -13 - -10
>>748205765
499 report in. I can't afford to send more men.
>>748205842
After I finish my civil war we shall send some troops down
A massive fucking orgy
>>748204991
hey fuck your mom. How do you think we get the turdwater and afterbirth out of here??? We gotta ferry that shit down the elevators in buckets.
OH FUCK
SEWER BACKUP ON FLOOR 1019
WATCH OUT BELOOOOOOOOOOW
This is an emergency beacon from citizen 394829403 - Room 1923 - Floor 499
Heart rate failure
>>748201620
Its milk, I had a kiddie pool full that went bad
>>748205711
to me to me to me balls balls have zero -2 to me to -1;
balls balls balls -1 to me;
>>748205876
More troops would be much appreciated I lost contact with 499 and his presence is required.
