What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
>be me, about 16 years old
>had seen some Hollywood movie before with Denzel Washington or Samuel L. Jackson
>realize that black dudes call each other Nigger all the time
>nigger this, nigger that, u seen dat nigger? mah nigga
>think if blacks don't think it's racist, it's probably accepted by now, right? like gays calling themselves fags
>they would know best
>politics class in school
>white classmate does something stupid and annoying
>heresmychance.jpg
>"stop that, you nigger"
>teacher hears it, yells at me, What is wrong with you?
>realize I fucked up, try to explain myself
>prepare sentences in my head about how the blacks call each other nigger and it basically means "gangster" or "mischief-maker"
>about how I'm totally not a racist (it's a slippery slope here in Germany)
>about how I'm totally cool with black people
>about how I have seen that on TV and how it's not a big deal
>what actually leaves my mouth is
>"No, no, it's ok, "nigger" is not a cussword for negroes."
>to this day, I wish I had died that very moment
>>748093619
Couldn't get a boner for 3 times straight when I tried to fuck my first gf, so she dumped me because she thought I was gay. (or so, her friends told her)
>at work at a grocery store bagging
>person said anon you like it up the butt
>co-worker made fun of it for a while
>at a hospital i was at the outpatient gym they have
>some therapist said so you like to post information how about i post your information
>a nude picture of a nurse i found here.
>some CNA took a picture of me on the toilet sent it to some people
>had to tell the girl about being a grower...
>>748094462
Are you gay?
>>748094358
is this the plot of clerks 2? cause it sounds like the plot of clerks 2
>>748094540
Nah, nerves kept getting the better of me. After each time I tried to keep calm, but it got worse even.
>>748094701
Ive been in a similar situation, except it was her mom convincing her i was gay
>>748094983
I guess it's a way of consoling?
>Oh, it's not you, sweetie! He's just a faggot..
>>748094518
what? translate this back to English please.
>You were at a hospital.
>You found a pick of a nurse on /b/ that worked at the hospital
> Somehow a CNA at the hospital found out you posted a picture of this nurse somewhere
> CNA takes a picture of you in the hospital and sent it to people
Do I have this correct? You understand that this is a massive HIPAA violation right? Even if you did post some pic of a staffer, you can absolutely get this CNA fired, fined, and have her license revoked if you've got proof of this.
>>748093619
>keep posting pics haha
lmfao
>12 years old
>7th grade
>some black kid hits me in the eye with a rolled up piece of paper
>I had a short temper so I became fucking enraged
>snatch paper from him and slap him up the face like 4 times while telling at the top of my lungs
>get sent to the principals office along with him
>black kid gets in trouble but I get off with no problems
I regret it. Something similar happened the next year.
>13
>8th grade
>in class, some SJW bitch comes up to me and pulls my hair (wasn't long but it was curly)
>fucking pissed off
>it hurt a lot so I cried
>10 minutes later, about to go to PE
>walk up to her, beat the fuck out of her
>keep fucking her up
>people come and hold me back as she cries
>principal comes
>get in trouble and written up, girl doesn't get in trouble at all
At least I didn't get suspended.
i tried suicide 3 times and failed. now isnt that embarrassing
>>748093619
Sauce?
>>748096058
There's always next time :)
>>748094983
So she is saying, "mommy, anon was about to stick his dick in my sloppy wet pussy, and his cock would not get hard... mommy what's wrong with meeeee?"
I mean, that is a hot porn plot but not actually real.
>>748095975
short temper is an understatement
I was playing air guitar in an air guitar competition, and I leaned back really far like pic related and fell off the stage
>>748096425
Yeah, I'm a much calmer person now. I haven't been in a fight since I was 14 I think?
>>748093619
>went to a girls house
>supposed to be me and her watching some dumb movie
>her friend was there
>they had planned to put a roofie in a drink and whoever fell asleep would get pranked until they woke up
>got the roofie in my drink
>personality disorder and it don't mix well
>fuck and pass out on one while other pops a roofie and goes to sleep
>roofie damages short term memory so i go to doctor to figure out whats wrong with me
>find out i was drugged
6 years go by
>dating the friend of the girl i passed out on
>roofie girl is at her house when i get there
having to sit and find out the stuff that happened after i slammed that drink was brutal
having to get the medical records of my blood work and bring them to a judge was worse.
not personally embarrassing, but i know them both
>>748094462
this happened to me 6 times in a row with a girl
>>748097024
>filename
>>748097065
This goes with the 40 virgins thing for a suicide bomb
>why inexperienced?
>>748097182
And i'm posting this one in hopes that he's a lurker and now the whole net knows of his moose stuff ;)
>>748094358
>>"No, no, it's ok, "nigger" is not a cussword for negroes."
I love you.
>>748096547
>playing air guitar
I feel sorry for you
>>748097777
>5th grade
>whatever years old
>Dad drove me to school mad as hell because I either failed a test or didn't do my homework
>drops me at school but not before giving me the scariest mean-mug and wagging his finger in my face
>jesuschrist.jpg
>go into class
>time to turn in homework
>look for homework in backpack
>it's not there
>oh no
>my dad's going to kill me
>start to uncontrollably cry
>have a full-blown panic attack
>girl next to me is like "lol, are you crying?"
>I grab her hair and yank her head around like a rag doll
>"STFU CARRIE YOU FUCKKING BITCH"
>I sit back down and just put my head down on my desk and sob
>mfw I had to explain to the teacher in front of the class why I lost my shit
>mfw I wouldn't stop hyperventilating and they had to call my dad and have him come and tell me that everything was okay
>>748094518
What the fuck are you even on about??
>>748097775
yeah, that was an embarrassing context
>suicide attempt:
>figure 100 qualuudes and alcohol and plastic bag over head would do trick.
>figure that I didnt want to piss myself, so I would get shitfaced first, piss most out, take pills, polish pills off with bottle of Dom Perignon..
>drink bottle of fine whisky first, late at night.
>fall asleep on couch, passed out, before swallowing pills...
1 month later, try again....
>bottle of whiskey at sunset.
>take about 25 pills wash them down with first bottle of Dom Perigon. wearing bag over head like cap, figured would pull it down, tie with giant rubberhand around neck (whc=ich i was already wearing) would hold it down tightly.
>put bag over head, after taking another 25 pills, (50 total), tighten bag over head around neck.
i mustve woken up and pulled unconsciously pulled bag off, woke up 3 days later, alone, and the hinges on toilet lid were broken. wtf????
> now I occassionally take a leftover qualuude just to help me sleep when suffering massive imsomnia
>in b4 gas bag, they are a myth, no one uses these successfully, gas bags are a myth and a meme. no one PERSONALLY nows anyone who used gas bag successfully, its a myth
>>748098154
>5th grade
>start to uncontrollably cry
What the fuck anon.
While ass fucking a girl she shat. YES SHE TOOK A SHIT on my dick.
Akward as fuck. I put the video on ml.
AB884E5
Pic unrelated
I've had three opportunities for a threesome, but every time I got soft. Had sex without problems with each of the girls involved, but when it comes to having two to focus on it just doesn't work... I get too much performance anxiety.
>>748093619
on phone so no greentext
be 15
not a virgin, but only had sex a few times
girl is dtf
no condoms
she says risk it
im still a noob and scare to go bareback
slip it in and get 3 good pumps
afraid i will cum in her
pull out and proceed to masterbate in front of her for about 20 minutes
cum- see the look of what the fuck on her face
put spaghetti back in my pockets, drive home and never see her again
>>748096928
do you still have a memory damage?
>>748098711
>That pic
Would milk her for pictures for a while, then fuck her. If she wasn't down to fuck, I'd tell her boyfriend. Hell, I'd probably tell him anyway. Again, after milking the sex for a bit.
![1505937913586[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c3nUFJA.jpg "1505937913586[1].jpg")
>>748098770
>15
>drive home
where the fuck do you live my man
>Giving first bf head
>Felt like trying face fuck
>Tell him its ok
>He starts pumping
>Hot af
>He is going at it for like 2 minutes when he rammed it deep
>Puked all over his dick and my tits as he was pumping
>I ran into the bathroom crying
>Felt so embaressed i ignored him after that to break up
>
>>748098711
ml?
>>748098871
I'd Tell her boyfriend anyway. That's a thot that needs to be eradicated from this earth. Sending pictures to other guys while being a boyfriend, now that's grounds to get the fuck out of my house and life
>>748099097
nevermind
>>748098855
some, i mean the whole week of the incident is a blur. but then again it's not even the iceberg on what has happened to me
>>748099097
hey new friend
>>748099146
I'm a bit of an asshole though, which is why I'd milk it for a while. I'm of the stance that it's silly to get mad at the person the partner is having the affair with. For real... they're not the one that's in the relationship. If all it takes is some sweet talk then it wasn't a good relationship to begin with.
>>748098934
Louisiana, im 35- it was legal to get a license back then
>>748099280
if you don't mind, deliver more
>>748096214
You're a fart smella and a good fella. Love you for cheering people up and making them try hard.
>>748098964
had a girl do that to me, once the wetness passed i actually found it kinda hot because it meant i had a big cock.
found out later it was the angle of it all and if we had just been smart enough to 69 we'd have both been better off.
>>748094518
That's a massive HIPAA violation. You could have that cunt fired
>>748093619
Got really drunk and sucked off a mate at a party in front of everyone
>>748096547
>air guitar competition
What makes you think you have the right to exist in a civilized society? Get a fucking job and stop being a retarded creep.
>>748094462
Bruh this happens to me EVERY SINGLE TIME I'm with a new girl. That's why I never have one night stands. I always have to go out on a few dates, make sure the girl actually likes me, that I trust her, and explain it to her first.
For me it's just that I get nervous.
>>748099402
The other things aren't embarrassing, I've been assaulted physically too and concussed more times than i can count, seriously it's hard to count those sorts of things.
>>748099524
It was high school
I am sorry though
>>748094462
>>748097042
holy shit this is happening to me right now with my gf of 2 months. She's off birth control and about 3 seconds after I put on the condom I go soft. She's like an 8/10, best I've even been with and she's down for anything in the sack. How do I fix this? Alcohol helps but it's too easy to get whiskey dick
>>748096366
Yeah cause I'm sure that's exactly how she said it.
You idiot.
>>748098964
Post a pic of yourself please
>>748097230
What the fuck is moose stuff? lol
>>748099879
I agree, post a pic, preferably with puke around your mouth.
>>748099653
>>748099653
to be honest the only embarrassing thing otherwise
>be 15
>trying to date a girl long distance that doesn't like me enough to work at it
>go on a trip and meet this girl
>our parents have been friends
>she is a slightly more feminine looking version of Lindsey Lohan at the time
>but a total narcissist interested in the jocks at her work
>her parents tried to get me to date her
>move to stay with them and go to college down there
>i stayed at their house that night and she avoided me, i was too beta and a year younger than her so i gave up and just sat there ALL FUCKING NIGHT til my parents came to get me.
my only regretful moment that i have
>>748093619
A dude "pantsed" me in a packed skatepark infront of loads of underaged girls and basically like 30 of my mates.
Cock fully out and everything.
At first it was the most embarrassing thing ever but one of my mates said "fucking hell you're hung mate"... so I swung it around a bit after the initial shock, and then chased the dude that did it to his car threatening to murder him.
Also I prematurely ejaculated when sleeping with this hot chick after months of chatting each other up and being too drunk to even get it up the week before when we tried to fuck.
>>748099912
Idk, the post is still up, Missed connections Hermantown/Duluth MN
ask her
>>748098711
>tell my boyfriend and you're dead. I MEAN IT
What the fuck could she possibly do to the receiver of this pic that even comes close to equivalent to telling her boyfriend she's sending other guys nudes? Eh, who knows, maybe she has some dirt on him, but only idiots tell whores secrets.
>>748095975
>>walk up to her, beat the fuck out of her
>>keep fucking her up
Savage
>>748100151
This is not embarrassing. This is life.
>>748099912
>>748100203
i was making these earlier, its how i pass my spare time
>>748100203
Shit dude I am going to.
>>748099383
You could also drink in Louisiana at 18 back then eh? Or did you just barely miss that? I'm 34 and I remember 18 year olds being able to drink, but I don't live there, just have a lot of family there, and I don't remember exactly when they changed it.
Fuckin good times.
>>748100217
agreed
>>748093619
Too embarrassing to share, even anonymously.
Get on my level you unembarrassed fools.
>>748100321
Well if you made it what the fuck is moose stuff?
>>748100317
it's embaressing for me since i never told anyone about it til now
I got punched once in high school. I didn't hit him back because I was scared his gangster friends would jump in and fuck me up (they would have).
That was the last time someone took a swing at me with me responding in kind.
>>748099772
biggest thing is to not jack off for a week straight minimum
it helped me anyways
down side is that i fuckin finish too fast now but eh
>>748100408
the clippings of the posts, not the posts themselves you idiot
>>748100344
nope, i had just missed the drinking age, my friends older brother turned 21 the day they changed the drinking age to 21 from 18 lol
didnt realpy matter though, most bars and shit never carded
Slept with the worst fucking butterface ever after a party. Actually didn't want to. But she wouldn't leave me alone.. fucked her to make her leave me alone and let me sleep.
Day after she insisted on breakfast, and put on a movie.. a red house turns up. "You and me will live in a house just like that anon!".
I choked on the sandwich, said i had to go, and fucking ran for my life..
>freshman year of hs
>mom knows, and has numbers of kids on the football team
>someone told the biggest kid on the football team that i was talking shit
>calls my mom
>mom says "take care of it"
>beats the shit out of me in the hallway
>slams my head into the wall
>gives me a concussion
>i run away crying in front of everyone
>hate my mom
>>748099375
I'm in a similar stance I guess. If Person A is having sex/getting nudes/etc. from Person B.That's fine. If person B later reveals that they're in a relationship with C, at that point, I think A should stop what they're doing with B and tell C. If they continue, they're just as much of an asshole as B. So yeah, I think it's dumb to get mad at them when they first find out, but if they know and they keep doing it, that's just being an asshole
>>748100484
I'll try it out. Thanks fam
>be me, 7th grade
>beta as fuck
>total loser, in small school so everyone knows each other pretty well.
>have massive crush on 8th grade girl, prettiest and most popular in the entire school.
>in "drama club" (really just everyone's in this stupid play)
>have to stay after for "practice"
>When we all go to leave, I decide to hold the door. Just for the hell of it.
>mfw this girl strokes my arm and smiles at me
>shocked
>Don't know what to do
>run.jpg
>Look like a total dumbass
>>748100791
Were you talking shit?
>>748100183
I'd probably retort and say how much of faggot he is that he needed to see my cock. or at least, just pull my pants back up and act like nothing happened.
>>748100971
no, someone said i was to see what would happen
>>748100608
What part of LA you from?
>>748099625
Same.
If it's the first or second time I'm hanging out with her I can never get it up. Have to get comfortable with her or something I guess.
>>748100489
Fuck you you dick. Who the fuck just makes random clippings of craigslist posts for fun?
My daughter walked in on me having a fap right as i was cumming went from pleasure to embarrassing real fast
>>748093619
>be me 19
>at a festival
>off my face
>go to portaloo
>take off dress idk why I didn't just pull it up
>put it behind my back like a cushion
>finish and stand up
>dress falls down the fucking hole
Cried for like 30mins then rand back to my tent in my underwear
>>748101102
someone who gets a laugh out of; women wanting a bunch of inexperienced guys, a lesbian who wants a married straight woman, and is curious WHAT THE HELL MOOSE STUFF is.
>>748101170
How old is your daughter? Is she attractive?
>>748098711
>shit came out of the hole that's meant for shitting
stop the presses, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!??!?
>>748101291
>>748101252
Well can you link me to the moose one I can't find it and I have to know what it is.
>>748101028
>What part of LA you from?
west los angeles, the real LA
when she laid there like a lifeless non-moving doll
awkward
>>748101252
Not kidding, you want to know how fucked up people are, look through some personals sometime. You'll find things like a 60 year old white guy who wants a <20yo black girl to dress up like a maid and let him fuck her.
>>748101217
pics of you?
>>748098871
>>748099146
>>748099375
Jesus christ you fucking kids are dumb as fuck. Probably think pulling out is an effective way to avoid getting a chick pregnant.
>>748101402
See, that would make me feel like I'm raping her. Which would make me cum fast.
>>748101558
>>748101441
Not gonna share
>>748101371
duluth
craigslist
org/msr/d/you-do-moose-stuff-w4m
/6331366460
html
>>748101217
KEK that's hilarious
>>748098964
Is your name Sam?
>>748100963
Saved. Thanks anon, have a link to some old green texts bitDOTly/2dj3tGq
>>748101291
She was 18 at the time 21 now and yes she is attractive
>>748101402
When they don't close their eyes as they kiss
>when they open them wider
>when they stare during sex but don't make noise, expressions, or blink
>>748098964
Show bobs and vagene
>>748101479
>believing you should be honest in a relationship and should tell someone their boy/girlfriend isn't being faithful is being dumb as fuck
Okay
>>748099375
I fucking agree. It's wrong to have sex with someone else if you're in a relationship, but YOU'RE the one making the commitment. If you're not the one in the relationship, you can fuck whoever you want. Fuck a chick in a relationship? IDGAF, SHE'S the one that made the commitment, not you.
>>748101479
I dunno man, I was in a relationship with two different girls and the only method of birth control we used was pulling out. I have self control, I pull out in plenty of time. Both of those girls ended up pregnant like just a few months after breaking up with me. So either pulling out works if you do it right, or my sperm are total shit.
>>748101170
>pics or she doesn't exist
>>748101657
Ahahaha it was mortifying at the time
>>748101729
That's hot. You should have asked her to help you out next time.
>>748101217
>19
>festival
>in underwear
should have flaunted it
I'll never forget that dress though.
>>748101646
Thanks boss. Hopefully she gets back to me.
>>748100963
you done really fucked up
>>748101958
I mean, shit, if you had a bra on, who even cares. I mean, you know, except the part about losing a nice dress.
>>748101858
procrastination
>it's genetic
>>748101013
Why does your mom talk to them? And why didn't you kill her?
>>748102066
i'd love to know too, i'm curious
>>748101958
I mean plenty of people were staring it wasn't exactly modest
>>748102080
was meant for >>748101217
>>748102130
Idk my mom did some sketchy shit
>>748102080
I was less secure about myself then, plus I'd done something stupid af.
>>748102209
like sleeping with the coach and most of the football team
>she didn't put the meat in team, the team put the meat in her
>>748102246
for >>748102190
I guessed :P
>>748100841
Then that's where our stances differ. I don't see it as A's responsibility to take care of B and C's relationship. Yes, it's definitely the "nice and moral" thing to do. I just don't agree with the idea that "A is just as bad as B if they don't tell on B."
I've even actively gone after taken girls. If they let up, that's on them. Like I said though, I'm a bit of an asshole. Definitely not as bad as the people that cheat though. Quite an extreme stance even, if you ask me.
>>748101479
Okay then. No sweat off my back if some anon on the internet thinks I'm stupid.
>>748101858
>If you're not the one in the relationship, you can fuck whoever you want.
Exactly. Good on ya, mate.
>>748102279
>>748102246
>>748102166
still curious what you look like
>>748102269
probably tbh
>>748102099
Um...what?
>be me in grade 8
>never dated before
>get hot gf
>go on school camp
>sneak out and go to her cabin
>'I was waiting anon but now it's very late'
>can't convince her to come out
>get busted by teacher on my way back to cabin
>have to stand outside teachers cabin for about 2 hours getting destroyed by mosquitoes
>ff 1 day, returning to school
>on bus sitting beside gf holding hands horny 13 year old boner is diamonds
>wearing school uniform which is shirt and short shorts
>friend sitting further up the bus looks back and can see up my shorts to boner in full view
>proceeds to tell everyone else around and l finally notice everyone staring and giggling
mfw gf breaks up with me the following week
Thinking back now, I guess at least no one said I have a small dick
it still haunts me what i did for that Klondike bar
>i don't even like them
>>748101479
It *is* effective. Urinate just before and there will be no viable sperm in the precum. After that it's all about self control.
>>748102378
maybe pulling out doesn't work and it took them that long to get to the egg you slow mother fucker... see>>748102269
>>748099524
Why are you so angry?
>>748100999
It's hard to act like nothing's happened when 40+ plus people watched it happen.
To be fair, after this happened, I started getting naked in public a lot and at house parties and stuff... I think it gave me some sense of weird confidence.
>>748102506
Well, that would explain a lot, actually.
But with the second one, the kid looked just like the dad.
>>748102346
Pretty normal I guess. Blonde, fairly skinny. I'm 25 now.
>>748102327
>Definitely not as bad as the people that cheat
Yeah, it's even worse. Not cool anon. If you know that they're in a relationship with someone and actively seek to fuck them, that's fucking despicable. Control your dick my man.
If you don't know they're in a relationship and you both to fuck, it's a different story.
>>748100470
You responded by being a bitch not in kind
>>748100183
>Also I prematurely ejaculated when sleeping with this hot chick after months of chatting each other up and being too drunk to even get it up the week before when we tried to fuck.
That shit sucks, but society is making us worry more about it than necessary. Because according to society the man has all the responsibility when it comes to sex. He should maker her cum, or he's not a real man. He should be hard as a rock from merely the suggestion of sex, ready and willing at all times. This is part of what leads to people to actually believe the bullshit lie that men can't be raped/forced against their will.
Maybe feminism will deal wtih that some day. HAHAHAAHAHA
>>748101866
How could i have pics of that
>>748098964
I had a friend do that same thing the first time she gave the man, who is now her husband, oral. She's weirdly open about it.
>>748102489
the whole point of precum is to make it so that sperm can survive being pushed through a urine soaked urethra and often has enough extra nutrients to help enough make it through to knock someone up.
I learned that 2 times, once in a text book in highschool, and once when my ex's brother's reason the kid couldn't be his was because he only pre-came in his sister, he pulled out.
>gf in high school is going on a 2 week trip to another country with her class
>threatens to cheat on me with someone if i cheat on her
>call her bluff and break up with the bitch
>while she's gone i find someone else and try dating her
>bitch gets back and gets upset that I'm cheating on her, and that she only made out with one guy while on the trip
>gets her brother to sleep with her roughly to try and blame it on me saying i raped her
>gets pregnant and miscarries her brother's kid
>doctors and cops have a field day
>she goes to therapy he goes to jail
worst part
>girl i was dating after bitch goes crazy and tries to kill me
>choke her out
>run home
>>748101915
Damn that would be awesome but wouldn't happen she is extremely conservative
>>748100151
the fuk, were they trying to pimp their daughter out?
>>748102713
we might have varied views of normal
>pic?
>>748102960
Your daughter not the incident you twat
>don't call her a THAT
>>748103171
kek
>don't call her a THAT
yeah, it's bad parenting
>like blowing a load to your own daughter
>>748102781
Totally disagree. You're removing responsibility from your partner when you think like that. SHE shouldn't do that shit. I don't need to control my dick, she needs to control her fucking pussy. For real... why are you letting a bitch act like some poor helpless cunt that "couldn't help herself" or "I made a mistake"... nah man, fuck that. She's the one that made that decision, friend. Don't let her get away with it by focusing on the wrong target.
>>748103032
>>gets pregnant and miscarries her brother's kid
>>doctors and cops have a field day
>>she goes to therapy he goes to jail
>
>worst part
>>girl i was dating after bitch goes crazy and tries to kill me
>>choke her out
>>run home
What part of Russia do you live anon?
>>748098470
My dad was scary. I was like 10 or 11.
What the fuck don't you understand?
>>748103050
they didn't want her dating one of the brainless jocks at her work because her dad was a college prof and her mom was a boutique manager. They heard that I had been an A+ student for years and wanted her daughter dating someone who they already knew and trusted the parents of and who was actually intelligent.
>>748093619
voting for Trump and him winning
>>748103098
Sorry, not going to post one
>>748103445
I guess how you could freak out over it. Did he rape you or something?
>>748101727
Anon I...
>>748103430
lol, they were a very messed up family
As for the girl who went crazy and tried to kill me was actually my problem, turns out i was a manipulative little shit that caused a whole plethora of trouble with my cute looks, cocky attitude, and being both athletic and in the top 10% of the school for grades.
i kinda made her crazy by convincing her of a ton of shit that is true to my reality but would make most others believe i need to die because of how it offends their views on reality
>>748103032
Yes, precum has a job but it's not doing the actual impregnating. Sperm can survive in the urethra without precum present. That's why when someone gets pregnant from the precum, it's because that left over sperm has mixed with the precum. Urinating before that mix happens *does* kill that left over sperm though... because there is no precum.
>>748103306
Both are equally as responsible and terrible for doing it. The girl for fucking someone even though she's in a relationship, and the guy that fucked her because he knew she was in a relationship. The girl is fucking terrible for cheating, yeah. But the guy is even worse for actively trying to fuck her even though she's taken. There are some times when you need to just control your dick. It's a lot better on her boyfriend if you just tell him that his girl was trying to cheat but you turned down than him finding out that she actually cheated later.
>>748103598
so you're still to shy after 6 years
or are you afraid we'll see your dick in a dress outside your sissy thread
>>748103832
>i kinda made her crazy by convincing her of a ton of shit that is true to my reality but would make most others believe i need to die because of how it offends their views on reality
I feel like this should be a greentext...
>>748103851
there IS sperm in pre-cum anon
but good luck with that
>>748100916
im using this, thank you /b/
>>748101102
Retard
most of my life up to last week.
>be permanerd
>say dumb shit
>brag about anything at all to be cool
>get beat up in class
>try for girls that weren't interested
>be the lamest person in general
>embarrass mostly everyone
idk why i'm alive
>>748103881
You are so fucking backwards thinking I believe it's impossible to get reason into that head of yours.
Go on, live your life feeling bad for the poor girl that got fucked by her own volition. Protect her honor by actually believing something so fucking ridiculous as the guy that fucked her being the worst. You're one step away from being a cuck. Grow some backbone.
"Yes, she did bad but that GUY omg so mean."
>>748093619
Sauce?!!
>>748104028
Outdated teachings. Google it.
>>748104130
Just rent a van and go plow into a crowd of people like any other loser. Keep up with the trends man.
>>748103993
>started high school
>first girlfriend was new age religious
>started learning all about things that explained the supernatural bs of my life to that point (memories that weren't mine, knowing things i couldn't have, conversations with people who weren't there and creatures that make people have nightmares, going places that didn't exist when i left them)
>it goes as you expect a first relationship in your freshman year to go and we break up, but i'm still rocking the new age philosophy that has been helping me regain my life.
>a year and a gf later i'm dating the bitch
>this other girl (one who went crazy) and i have been friends since day one of the year before
>she has seen me do some of the supernatural stuff i was learning and got interested (i could jump from the 3rd story of a building to a parking lot and walk away unscathed, run through a gap between a door and a stone wall even though it wasn't as wide as my body, even watched me get hit by a car doing 30 get up and fix the dent i left and walk away.
>she wanted in
>i explained how i'd taken control of my body and reality in such a way that all this stuff was easy for me to do these things and try to talk her through how.
>from a psycho-analytical view, I had made a split personality in myself and was using the increased brain function to warp my views of reality
>the reason she went crazy and I didn't was because i managed to tame and harness the other side, she lost her shit and started threatening to kill people
>she starts to walk off to find my friend to kill him and i choked her out and left her where we were in the woods to go warn my friend about it.
>>748099772
Keep a stack of spare condoms in room, when you start fading. Old rubber off, cock in her throat, get diamonds, rebag, game on..
Or is that too easy? On the plus side if you having to change position/rubber etc breaks it up so you last longer. Everybody is a winner
>>748093619
>in college, everyone's doing presentations (only about 10 people in class)
>my turn
>stand in front of everyone
>can't breathe
>can't think
>start shaking very noticeably
>everyone looks pitiful and confused
>just makes things worse
>somehow get through it and deliver possibly the worst presentation ever
No wonder I dropped out of college.
>>748104157
I'm not protecting her at all? I said both are terrible, but the dude that goes and fucks her knowing she's in a relationship is worse. Learn to read my guy.
Let me compare it to this situation:
If some high hippie offers you illegal drugs for free on the street and you take them, both of you are responsible for any consequences. Sure, the hippie is a degenerate and a terrible person for offering you the drugs, but you gave in and took them instead of telling the cops or simply walking away.
>>748093619
need sauce on OP please. tried reverse image search, nothing
>>748104926
>>748103993
kinda spat this out as quick as i could so the thread wouldn't die and i could go find something to eat, hope it is enough of the story.
the last part though
>2 years after highschool, someone going by the name for her other personality contacted me from a state neither of us had ever been too, with memories of that whole incident. Even cammed with her and other stuff to prove it wasn't my friend.
It's happened to me a few times now that "she" has contacted me.
>>748100753
Doesnt matter, had sex
>>748101417
>You'll find things like a 60 year old white guy who wants a <20yo black girl to dress up like a maid and let him fuck her.
Problem?? If i make it that far it sounds like a pretty sweet weekend
>>748104926
Could you explain further in depth of these abilities you had?
>>748105271
Unless you're a desperate virgin, sleeping with a crazy butterface is not ideal.
>>748101028
baton rouge
>>748101217
>ess idk why I didn't just pull it up
>>put it behind my back like a cushion
>>finish and stand up
>>dress falls d
pic? or gtfo
>>748105420
near indestructibility
deductive reasoning that puts sherlock to shame
density control to survive falling great distances, allow me to jump higher/climb faster than i should have been able to
and being able to sense and work with the energies around me on both the material plane of existence and whatever existance spirits are in
lucid dream walking in my own and others dreams at will.
and the ability to mimic at my own strength level any ability of another person like myself at an almost 2 mile proximity if i already have met/connected with them
>>748105636
she already said no and left
>>748098462
where the fuck are you getting quaaludes
>>748098154
Hopefully he beat the shit out of you, you autistic fuck
>>748105040
"I'm not protecting her, the other man is just worse."
Can you not hear your inner monologue? You are definitely protecting the woman in the scenario. You must have very little respect for women to think so little of them that they are somehow just as bad as the person they used to cheat with. The one cheating and the one that they cheated with are not even on the same playing field when it comes to responsibility.
In that example of yours I'm completely responsible for what happens to me and my personal life, just as with cheating. The hippie has nothing to do with my life choices other than having one of the choices in his hands. Same with cheating. Your comparison sucked, at least when it comes to proving your point as reasonable.
>>748105840
I'll be honest this description is very intriguing and if you aren't pulling it out of your ass, what process did you exactly go through to achieve such power and skill?
>>748098770
Boring work of fiction
>>748105039
I fucking hate presentations. I have a stutter so it’s even fucking worse.
>>748105879
Exactly what I was thinking. He needs to hook a nigga up
>>748106158
Like ur sex life
>>748096928
what the hell are you saying
>>748093619
My entire life is an embarrassment.
>>748105879
The 1980's called they want their drugs back
>>748106101
I found out a lot of people can't mimic all of it but i'll tell you what i know of
>had a near death experience at an early age (hit by a car at 18 months old) and a conversation with a choice of "bam here is all the information on how your life could go, you can come with me and avoid the pain or stick around." most the information has faded
>when i was 7 stepped through a bush into a clearing that didn't exist and had a conversation with someone who wasn't there who "jumped into me"
>started talking to the strange things i'd see in my room at night shortly after
>started meditating and practiing lucid dreaming to avoid nightmares
>met a guy who wanted to be the first openly gay senator of PA
>dated a new age religious nut who listened to the guy from PA, read my aura and found a darkness in me, did a binding spell on me
>picked up Psionics (Psion Guild dot net for simple explanation what that is) in an attempt to feel the connection to the supernal powers again after the binding was cast
>forced myself to stop living as 2 seperate entities in my body (me and the thing from when i was 7) and tried to merge for a balance
>used my birth switch mentioned in that site to pick up other abilities, hightened senses from a lycan, indestructibility of an undead, and the density control/flight from the crazy one who tried to kill me.
Kira, if you're still out there, come and get me.
>>748106668
being roofied and accused of rape is embaressing
>>748094462
I have boner issues thanks to the handful of prescription drugs I have to take every day for blood pressure and cholesterol. Thankfully my current girlfriend is a trooper and sucks me off when I have problems rising to the occasion.
>>748107056
>Implying any of this ever happened
You probably got mentally ill from the accident.
>get projector in room
>pinned tab of hot furry porn from /b/
>open up chrome to show my parents something, a day later
>opens to pinned tab and loads image since temp files
>furry sex on 10 foot screen
dammit
>>748107056
schizofucktard
>>748107451
Why are furfags such incapable fucking autists
>>748106090
I'll put this more simply.
If a guy goes ahead and fucks a girl that wants to cheat, then the guy is worse for not being able to control his dick. The guy should have told her boyfriend that the bitch is being a slut.
It's easier on the boyfriend to find out that his girl tried to cheat on him but failed like a dumb bitch than actually did cheat on him.
You will eventually get the same result either way, which will be the boyfriend leaving his girl.
Except it will hurt or scar him more emotionally one way than the other. (You could even make a good friend with him if you warned him about his girl being slutty instead of fucking her.)
>>748107056
>>748107501
>>748107353
Even if he is a schizophrenic spewing fictious tales, I still appreciate his time to reply to my questions. He either is telling the truth and I will look into this thanks to him or he is mentally ill and I can be thankful of observing the way he replied and use it in the future for my psychologist career in an asylum
>>748107322
Sorry to hear that your steels lost its edge, but if your tongue and digits still work and you want to put in some work you can keep her happy.
>>748107353
sure. believe what you want, this is my reality
anyhow, you're just pixels on a screen to me so i don't really care.
The brain scan i had in highschool when i was getting horrible migraines showed that there was nothing wrong with me, well not my brain, the migraines were mostly mental exertion and my neck needing a good chiropractor.
and the one 5 years ago when my ex tried to crush my head against a wall with a frying pan showed no brain trauma or damage so... who knows
>>748098711
>>748098871
>>748099146
>>748099375
>>748100841
>>748102327
>>748102781
>>748103306
>>748103881
>>748104157
>>748105040
>>748106090
>>748107603
>itt: newfags arguing over an obviously shopped pic
>>748098755
Try getting drunk but not to drunk as to get brewers droop
>>748107936
No doubt. Get her good and worn out after five or six orgasms and she's sucking my balls and cock like I'm going to shoot champagne down her throat.
>>748108018
Kek bateman is always RIGHT
>>748105879
>where the fuck are you getting quaaludes
I'd like to know too, what a waste - 100 down the throat.
He probably lives in a foreign country where they aren't banned.
I hear they are popular in South Africa.
>>748107603
I get what you're saying, I just don't agree. Saying that someone can't control his dick just because he fucked your girlfriend is shifting blame, it *is* an attempt at protecting your girlfriend. I can control my dick just fine. The relationship of a random girl I want to fuck is none of my business. When I find out doesn't change anything.
You seem to think that the boyfriend's well being is somehow on *me*, rather than the girlfriend? How is that even remotely logical? I don't know these idiots.
>>748107902
My favorite part, about all this.
The ex i mentioned in this post >>748107977 had me so worked up in the breakup (she'd been cheating on me and abusive so when i took back my life the argument was loud enough for the cops to show up)
They offered me lock-up or a 3 day psych eval.
I took the eval and after telling them more than what i've told you they sent me home with a clean bill of health. 32 hours into the 72 hour eval.
"We're sending you home because you shouldn't be here, there is nothing wrong with you."
"What about the stuff that couldn't have happened?"
"Didn't say, just that you're sane and need to go."
>>748108018
No, a photoshopped picture is what created an argument. If you were literate you'd understand that the argument is not about the fucking picture.
>>748108018
You could try a little better with your bait. Maybe people would actually bite if you wrote it dumber and didn't use greentext.
>>748099772
Start masturbating with a condom on. After a week or so of this you will get hard just by looking at the condom. Also it's good to know your stroke number when wearing a wetsuit. As well as you will get really good at slapping those jimmies on like a boss. Chicks dig men who practice safe gun control, ya heard?
>>748101170
To quote millhouse its better to walk in on both of your parents than just one of them
>>748095391
Firstly shit story.
Secondly the fact that you make up shit stories makes me pity your life
>>748108245
I see, we're different people. I care about the well being of others when I do something, even if I don't know them. I know I wouldn't be able to fuck a girl if I knew she was already with someone, it's just against my morals.
>>748094358
in wien heißt neger sein, kein geld haben
>>748103040
You raised a good girl then. You won't need to be worried about mocha mistake grandchildren embarrassing you in public.
>>748108353
>>748107977
>>748107902
>>748107501
>>748107353
And i'm not schizophrenic because my view on reality is different from yours.
I'm a bit of a sociopath from so many near death experiences and i'm a little narcissistic from bad relationships and so many near death experiences.
If you want to know more then track me down, but I have a life to get back to.
~Jaunus Ender
>>748108752
I already established that though. It's the "nice and moral" thing to do, not fucking a girl that's taken. That doesn't change where the responsibility lies. In terms of the relationship, all of the responsibility is on the people in that relationship.
>>748098462
holy shit yo r autistic homie
>>748094358
I'm pretty sure saying "nigger" with a German accent is the most racist fucking thing on the planet. Like, I'm surprised alarms didn't fucking go off.
>>748104926
When are you ever near a door and a stone wall?
>i'm not schizophrenic because my view on reality is different from yours
MayoClinic:
>Schizophrenia is a severe brain disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally.
So not only are you schizophrenic, but you're also autistic.
>>748109257
My highschool had stone walls and floors with heavy oak doors, the stone wall makes up part of the door jam.
>>748105840
I can't believe people on 4chan aren't trashing this what the fuck. Fucking pussified Redditers
>>748109376
Everyone views reality differently though.
And if you're going to try and make a smart ass comment, next time try tagging one of my posts.
That by that rationale , people who are colorblind are schitzo because the sky isn't blue in their world.
First Xmas working for USPS
Making ton of overtime pay
Finish kinda late get call from office
Go help door is, he's behind again
Take ALL his Amazon parcels, ~20
Had to piss when I picked up
But decide to hold it
Would take longer to find bathroom
Floodgates about to burst
Last package at house, dancing to doorway bc I have to pee so bad
Couple come out and as they say hi
I start pissing my pants
Throw package at them and hop back to truck
It was dark so hopefully they didn't see
Wearing long winter coat, get in and out of office quickly
Spent next month waiting to hear about call from that couple
But nothing came.
>>748101367
Fucking died
>>748109431
Did you achieve these things with or without drugs? Have you ever tripped?
>>748108353
Thank you so much, I truly appreciate your time. If there is anything else you'd be willing to share with me please do so
>>748109584
I'm surprised that my facebook hasn't been blown up and my post scrubbed for not being on /x/
>>748109701
I mean hating on it. I feel better knowing that I'm just late to the thread.
>>748109584
Ignoring the mentally handicapped is an American fucking pastime.
>>748109648
I didn't try anything until i was 19 when i smoked pot once, i tried salvia once when i was 21, and then became a stoner when i was 22
>>748109814
Did you have your so called Powers before or after your drug experience?
>>748109687
hit me up i need to go run some errands
>>748109786
I know, i'm surprised too, maybe 3 people in the thread have called bs, but no one has really been insulting.
>anons being nice, is it still summer or something?
>>748109867
I've been able to know things i couldn't have and lucid dream walk since i was way young, read the whole thread, if you want to call me out on it or talk shit, i posted my name a few posts back.
>>748109595
>people who are colorblind are schitzo because the sky isn't blue in their world.
explain.
Get out of shower and girl I've been chatting with asks me to send a risky picture on Snapchat
Take pic of my dick but hands are still wet
No screen protector
Water on screen messes up phone and ends up posting dick to my story
New update on Snapchat so no idea how to remove story
Find out 5 minutes later
20 friends already seen it
Go completely social media dark
Delete most of it
Get new role in work so start working far away
Not spoken to any friends since
>>748110144
>MayoClinic:
>Schizophrenia is a severe brain disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally.
they interpret a world without colors. that is abnormal.
>>748109948
How could I get in contact with you?
>>748110241
~Jaunus Ender
>>748094358
Kek anon u made my week.
>>748109595
>>748110235
I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're actually autistic at this point.
>>748110235
The diagnostic criteria for abnormality is something that disrupts daily functioning. There are workarounds for colorblindness. There are also for schizophrenia, but their almost universally pharmaceutical.
What about people who drown their neighbors because they're convinced they're aliens? They're just interpreting reality differently. So is wearing sunglasses, but Raybans aren't a fucking pathology.
>>748109241
I'm with you anon, been following this soap opera for a while. the other anon is definatly shifting blame, he just doesn't want to see it that way. self reflection is a bitch. why blame your own inadequacies when you can just blame the "silver tongued snake oil sales man who totally tricked my girlfriend into cheating on me."
>>748093619
>18 years old.
> drunk at a house party
>ginger girl that I knew fancied me was there
>I had no attraction to her whatsoever. She was very 'rough' and horrible
>I so drunk we ended up kissing
>I can remember the smell of her disgusting cigarette breath
>Went into the bedroom on onto the bed and started to rub her pussy
>hairy as fuck
>stunk vile
>tried putting condom on whilst drunk, wasn't fully hard so it was awkward
>eventually put it on and awkwardly fucked her
>other people at party laughing outside of the door and opening it
>didn't cum
>ended up laying on my back looking at the ceiling
>just started telling her that i'm too drunk
>walked out the room into another room and sat in a chair
>Slept in the chair for the rest of the night
>Woke up in the morning to find all the guys and girls at the house party laughing at me because I was supposedly asking for my mom whilst asleep in the chair
>>748110531
>The diagnostic criteria for abnormality is something that disrupts daily functioning.
That would disqualify a big number of pathologies as pathologies.
>its hard to get people to agree.
I went on a trip to colorado and it was already probably the worst trip i've ever been on, even it being the first time i'd been on a plane or even out of state. My mom thought it was a great idea to bring my brothers kids they were acting so badly and didn't stop moving on the plane & I also think they cried about the whole time we were there. I ended up shitting so much i overflowed my brothers friends toilet, i had to get my mom to help me. It was fucking abysmal. I was in there for so long, it was so depressing
>>748098711
Sometimes that'll happen when you plunder the stinkhole. But it's SO. DAMN. TIGHT. Worth it.
>>748110686
So the fact that he is surviving healthier because he's crazy means he isn't?
>>748110279
Google it?
>>748099146
While true, I'm thankful for those kind of girls. I would have gotten so much less pussy if some horny girls had morals, or not been dating Beta fags.
>>748110861
you just served a word salad there. try to clear that up first.
>>748110686
http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carrerasdegrado/psicologia/sitios_catedras/practicas_profesionales/820_clinica_tr_personalidad_psicosis/material/dsm.pdf
I'm just going by DSM requirements. Abnormality, persistence, disruption, endurance. Is vague as fuck, though.
>>748103598
>>748102713
Taylor Swift?
>>748110279
This is the Anon you've been conversing with, how do I use your name to find you?
>>748110971
Well you put down that the definition for schizophrenia is an abnormality that negatively effects themselves and the people around them, correct?
So the fact he's dealt with the crazy reality and even if only a portion of all that happened, but he's still here, and not drowning neighbors or something like that, means he's sane doesn't it?
>>748099625
>>748101075
Sounds like you guys are pussies. Masturbate to more porn, maybe some of it will go away. Maybe.
So I was always the kid who was picked on when I went to see my extended family.
>be probably about 7 or 8
>visits cousins who pick on me all the time
>we decide to do a spit take challenge
>i'm seriously the most awkward little fuck you would have ever met at that time
>we go outside and start the competition
>my turn comes up to try to get the others to laugh
>start doing whatever dumb ahit comes to my child mind
>decide "hey, I can do a jump off of this fence and fake an injury"
>begins climbing fence
>wood slat fence creaks beneath me
>fucking snaps in half under my weight while my cousins explode with laughter
>horrified beyond belief I burst into tears and ran off into a row of trees
>climbed a tree and sat there like a sperg until my grandfather found me and coaxed me down.
>mfw I hear about how retarded I was as a kid every time we visit them.
>>748111309
Facebook or google one would assume
>>748102781
Girls with boyfriends are basicly my type.
>>748096058
>only 3
Sweet summer child.
What about the fact that the schitzo said he had witnesses?
>>748095975
Society tells you laws, rules, to behave bla bla nonsense bullshit but the truth is: what you did was the perfect thing to do.
Make those fuckers THINK what they're doing before they're doing it. No better help at that than direct violence if something goes wrong.
>>748110651
>"fancied me"
>not breing into alt redheads
>not finding cigarette breath hot
>cant cum
>getting too drunk at a house party
>>748105039
That's a problem with human society in general:
-prepare no one for any role
-just shove them in front of everyone unprepared
-somehow except perfect results because hey - these aren't unfamiliar situations with nothing to relate to and no time to think about at all
-ofc it's expected to handle sudden pressure well; people in general fail to understand that especially for kids a lot of situations are "first time" situations combined with the fact that they aren't emotionally stable at that age; so some preparation and explaining would've been nice to not walk on earth with such stupid memories like most of us have now because of such shit or sth else equally stupid and bad
>>748099879
No, fuck off
>>748101785
Fuck off you autist
>>748111967
>>748112627
If you stray from those they label you schizophrenic
>>748101785
>show bobs and vagene
>>748094462
Happens to me if i get excited to fuck a new chick. Only once though. Feels bad.
>>748112680
>>748112889
Same. Great fucking design--let's make anticipation make their dicks hard, and let's make excitement make their dicks soft.
I was a fat kid that wore a jean jacket in seventh grade. I was such a fag it was unbelievable. I was such an autist and I still am.
I'm mid twenties in community college and heavily involved on campus. Editor for the newspaper, started my own club, in the honor society, probably going get a state award. I'm such a tryhard faggot but I think I am going in the right direction, getting my associates in programming and getting extracurriculars to get into a good school. I'm so fucking high on drugs right now, but, point is, I'm a fucking weird ass with OCD and it's cool because it's actually taking me places. So, basically, to answer yoyr question, yes, every living moment os an embarassment.
>>748101479
>Probably think pulling out is an effective way to avoid getting a chick pregnant.
It is, if done right. You can disbelieve, no skin off my dick.
>>748105039
>>748106346
You don't practice enough. Like your topic, know your topic, be slightly enthusiastic. I can guarantee if you actually practiced the damn thing you would have got up there and done well.
I'm not a naturally great public speaker, but I became one through a lot of practice. Don't be bitches.
>>748104028
Only if it picks it up in the tubes.
>>748112700
Or a witch
Depends on the times
>>748113127
Your dick has narcolepsy
>>748113861
Naw, epilepsy--every once in a while I shake it and it foams at the mouth.
Can’t be bothered to greentext.
I was on a cruise with my wife, my mom and my mom’s best friend. Comedy club, last night on the ship. Crew comes out before the comedy show and say they need 7 men and 7 women on stage, don’t say why. I get forced on stage by wife, mom and mon’s friend. Once all 14 are up on the stage, they announce it’s an orgasm off, where the men imitate a female orgasm and the women imitate a male orgasm. I was 4th to go for the men’s side. I walked up to the mic and completely froze. My wife yells “be Asian!” (I had yellow fever back then) so I proceeded to pull my eyes to the side and make a noise into the microphone that resembled the sound of a dying chimpanzee. I was subsequently laughed off stage by around 800 people. Hands down my most embarrassing moment, thus far.
I still don’t understand to this day why I froze up, I used to be the vocalist of a cover band when I lived in California so I was comfortable on stage.
>Me, college Junior, 2006
>Meet a legit 10/10 in class
>Work up the guts to ask her if she wants to study together
>She says yes
>FFW: I was cringey but managed to help her get an A in the class
>Even skipped out of my Dif. Equations final to help her with one of her finals
>Right before Christmas, ask her out on a date
>She says maybe
>Maybe turns into "I'll try to make it"
>Never been on a date before
>Insanely excited, get there early
>Sit inside, order a coffee, watch the snow fall in the antique district
>She may be running late... no big deal
>Place gets busy, quiets back down
>Starts getting dark
>Snow still falling
>Friend of mine walks by, notices me sitting there
>"Hey, what are you doing?"
>"Just waiting for my date to show up"
>"Who is it?"
>Tell him who it is
>"Ohhhh dude, hate to be the bearer of bad news but she's dating some other dude and is at a party right now with him"
Next time I tried dating was 2 years later. Girl died just prior to our date. No joke.
Didn't actually date until 4 years from then. :/
>>748112627
Public schooling and college attempts to prepare you for the white collar world in a general fashion. If you took speech class seriously, listened in argument, did all the math homework, took group projects seriously, you will come out a better analytical thinker and you will be properly socialized for the white collar world.
You had this big diatribe about how society doesn't prepare you for life that was spawned by a fucking guy who gave a shitty presentation. A shitty presentation in college is the preparation, that's where you're supposed to fuck up, and it's okay to do so. Its society's practice space. Society prepares you perfectly fine if you embrace schooling. If you get pissed off at failure and reject society like you're doing, then you'll be a failure forever. Get into school, get out there, fuck up, stay with it, and society will prepare you for independence. If you don't understand or reject society's rearing mechanisms, you will always, always be a loser. Work with the system.
>>748114174
Man this sucks, any reaction afterwards?
>>748114739
Well the group I was with got a good chuckle. Thank christ it was the last night on the ship though, if that had happened one night 1 I surely would have been harassed the rest of the cruise any time someone saw me.
>>748114174
That sounds fucking awesome. Who gives a shit.
>>748093619
We need more of her, or someone similar
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>>748105840
Teach me your powers, I'm trying to become a super-villain.
i'm a fucking weirdo. every day of my life is embarassing.
