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Would you?
>>746263253
Good job sharing your scat fetishism into this board.
Tell me, are you a jew by any chance? Scatology is widely prevalent among kikes.
http://en.rightpedia.info/w/Scat#Interest_from_the_Jewish_community
>>746263393
Rightpedia? Are you wearing a tinfoil hat?
>>746263393
>scatoLOGy
>>746263525
Fuck off Paul
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>>746263604
Who?
Sounds like someone should grow up
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>>746264080
Sage doesn't work like how you think it works buddy
>>746264284
faggot autism pal
>>746264650
You have to be 18 to post here guy
>>746263664
Sage doesn't actually work like that
>>746264716
you have to be a faggot to post here faggot
>>746264847
no faggot works like that faggot
>>746264945
Kek. Grow up
>>746265298
A lot less effort with that one
>>746265370
>>746265555
Quads logged!
>>746265874
>>746265700
If Quints, may the log be banished forever
>>746266720
Kek
>>746266720
Nice
>>746265645
>>746265695
>>746265759
>>746265819
>>746265940
>>746266084
>>746266188
>>746266335
Dnot you get it. The logs are unstoppable. Everyone that tries to end it eventually gets bored. Log life.
>>746267169
Let them bump the thread anon, since most newfags know sage hasn't worked since 09
>>746267169
Logging in.
>>746267366
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
Dub sixx. You just awoke Andy from his slumber.
He's here.
>>746267663
The Log requires maturity to understand. Those who spam Log threads demonstrate their inferior intellectual abilities.
>>746267725
>>746267872
>>746267935
actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy's Log mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
Andy scoffs jerkily and says:
“Pfft. Get out of here, faggot,” and tries to close the door on you, but you acting faster and utilizing your lighting-fast reflexes manage to wedge your foot in the doorway as its about to close and keep the door open.
You then charge forward, pushing him back into his trailer so that he ends up in a supine position underneath you.
“Oh no you don’t!” you exclaim with the adrenaline building up inside you for what is about to happen next. “I’ve waited too long for this and I will have your warm log.”
You then pounce onto Andy and grab him by the neck, strangling him as he panics in distress on the floor and tries with multiple blows to your heat to get you off of him, but your concentration is key and your objective, the warm creamy log roll inside his Colon of Natvity, is prime. His moving stops and you release his neck just before he passes out and then you turn him over onto his stomach and start pulling his pants down.
As you’re working to gain forced access to his beloved spintcher, he finds a marble bust of Jynxx that was toppled from the stand it rested on when you pushed the door into the dressing room, grabs the very end of it and then then turns around before hitting you over the head with it. You then fall to the side but then recollect your bearings instantly and efficiently enough to disarm andy and headbutt him with your forehead right on his bridge, causing him to lay helplessly and bleed from his nose.
You then turn him over a second time, with the intention that this second attempt on his butthole will go undisturbed. As you’re pulling his trousers, andy moans in angst in despair on the ground while you enter your face, forcibly, into his ass crack. A security guard patrolling the hallway comes across the entrance of the dressing room to see the door breeched and Andy laying face down with your face down in his ass crack.
>>746268398
>>746268471
>>746268471
“What the fuck?” the security guard exclaims not knowing whether to be weirded out or disgusted.
You turn your eyes while your face is still in his ass crack and notice the security guard staring the two of you from the broken door. The security guard then quickly reaches for his gun but you’re faster than he is and more prepared: you pull your face out of andy’s ass crack and draw a taser and shoot him from the distance. The pins hit him in the chest and send an electric shock surging through his entire body, causing his muscles to contract and pull the trigger of the gun he held with a round firing promptly into Andy’s heel.
Andy then shrieks in pain but starts crying as things for him get worse and worse from that point. The security guard then falls forward and lands on his pistol which goes off when he lands on top of it and fires a round into his chest which grazes its way through the right side of his heart before moving swiftly through his neck and stopping at the brain, killing him.
Now that that confrontation is over with, to carry one with what you were doing before you were so rudely interrupted. You place your face in between his ass crack like earlier, only this time Andy starts crying and screaming along with desperately squirming as the effects of your last headbutt to his face begin to wear off. Having enough of his foolish nonsense, you grab the marble bust of Jynxx he hit you with earlier and knock him out heavily with a swift blow to the back of his head. He then stops moving and also stops displaying any signs of life from that point onwards.
The cream
the steam
>>746268471
go on....
The dream
You continue on with what you were doing and place your face back inside the security of his ass crack as he lays flat on the floor of his dressing room, lock lips with his asshole to form the air-tight seal, and then suck. You suck harder than you’ve ever sucked before because andy’s unconscious and isn’t awake to help push the log of shit out of his ass. Your lungs suck as if you were sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, and suck and suck until you feel the warm brown enter your mouth.
You feel the warmth of the log just as youre about to give up which keeps you going. Towards the end of the log, your body is spent, it’s tired and it wants to quit, but your love and affection for Andy Sixx and his warm creamy log roll is just too much to go to waste. You suck the last bit out of his asshole and swallow with your esophagus muscles taking over from your lungs, which are about to collapse out of exhaustion.
You then sit back and breathe heavily and look at the damage, at andy’s unconscious body and the dead security guard while savoring the shit taste in your mouth. You tell yourself that it was a good day, then spank andy’s bare ass and then stand up and leave.
A few hours later, Andy’s manager walks into the dressing room and sees andy laying face down with his pants pulled down with slobber around his anus along with a dead security guard lying face down in a pool of his own blood.
“What the fuck happened here?” the manager asks waking Andy up from his slumber. Andy then sits upright, dazed and discombobulated and replies:
“Ugh, I don’t know but for some reason, I feel like I just dropped a big one.”
>>746269005
>>746269175
grow up
>>746269044
Just a gentle reminder that Logboi's don't reply to spamming and troll posters.
>>746269251
>>746269143
Your creativity never ceases to amaze me.
>Bravo
>>746269361
What about telling them to grow up??
>>746269324
The boy with the shitlog earing.
>>746269436
real mature
>>746269350
>>746269481
Questioning their maturity is acceptable.
>>746269640
slidd to unlock*
>>746269400
>>746269698
Yes, definitely slidde
>>746269698
Classic log here. Haven't seen this image in months. Kudos.
>>746269444
OP is a fag
>>746270042
Grow up
>>746269494
>>746269575
>>746269624
OP FAGGOT
>>746270350
Mature more
OP....
>>746269666
>>746270350
>>746270454
grow up
>>746269698
>>746270510
Good Lord!
With the amount of kids in here it's like a daycare.
There will be no steamy, creamy, dreamy logs for any of you children posting "fag" stuff.
Op is a fag
It is statistically proven that people who spam Log threads are Antifa mindless commies.
>>746270640
grow up
>>746269733
>>746270674
ha no were much too mature to get mixed up in silly stuff like that
>>746269834
>>746270831
He means the spammers IN the log threads
OP might be a faggot
>>746270881
kek
1 corn
>>746270222
>>746270918
ohh thanks for the clarlogification
>>746268398
Truth
Research has shown that anti log shills are Sixxty Sixx more likely to display leftist homosexual tendencies than any other group.
>>746270274
>>746271044
Yes, OP is a fag
>>746271160
log off
>>746270326
>>746271111
Quads logged
Don't forget Andy would provide a log to any man woman or child on earth if they wanted one, regardless of political affiliation or anything else. From saints to child rapists Andy is a true logmartyr.
Just keep in mind...
>>746271044
Just logged the conversation, yes I mean the AntiLog shills, not those who post the wonderful Log.
>>746271226
OP is homosex
impressive how this meme all started by one single guy
>>746270510
>>746271360
Wouldn't that be how any meme starts
>>746271249
Is OP a fag?
>>746271249
I understand, as long as they truely repent of their AntiLog ways. Forgiveness is a warm Log.
>>746271505
>>746271465
>>746271398
its not too late to accept the log
I know who's raging in bad English in this thread. It's none other than the Homosexual Turk. Fuck Ataturk.
>>746271538
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