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Have you ever been temporary banned from 4chan? What for?
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>>746120038
Yeah, plenty of times for breaking rules....just don't brag about getting banned on 4chan
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Most of my bans were for forgetting I'm on a blue board.
Got some that were bullshit tho
>banned on /tg/ for disagreeing with the weebs who were derailing a thread with /d/ shit and yellow fever faggotry
>banned on /b/ for impersonating Moot, all I did was use his tripcode name as an image in a shitposting thread about him
>banned for CP on /b/, though I have never posted it (was on my mobile data, so that was the reason)
>banned for something I can't even remember on a board I've never been to (again, mobile data IP fucking me)
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Yeah twice but i think it was a mistake. Both times. I was shitposting as i usually do, nothing bad, got banned but refreshed my browser and I was good to go again within 5 seconds.
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I posted a request on /a/ and a thread about Carli Lloyd being the best girl on /sp/
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>>746120038
Yup.

Banned for 48 hours for replying to a raid thread. So dumb.
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>>746120038
Banned for 3 days due to "replying to pedo bullshit"
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Posting porn on blue boards is a good way to increase your life productivity. Also, I've gotten swept up for replying shitposting/doxxing/cp threads when OP get the banhammer. 7 days was probably the longest.
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i get banned all the time so i keep moving houses to get new routers so i have a new ip, this is my 6th apartment. When i was 2 my mom started using crack and i had to live with my granny she smoked dope and was a firm believer in mormonism started to blaze the weed before i learned to read, 5 i became a bully my last day of school i keyed teachers cars and i lost my virginity to a 13 year old when i was 11. Im not a bot
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>>746121065
Take your anti-psychotics before posting please.
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>>746120038
>Be 6 or 7 years ago
>cp thread on /b/
>Comment "in b4 mods"
>Banned for 3 weeks
>Reason "do not bump or ask for mods in cp threads, just report and move on"
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>>746120038
Yeah. Mods don't like horse cock gifs apparently. Who knew?
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>>746121065
What the fuck did I just read
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>>746121261
> no laws at sea nigga
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>>746121261
They've been enforcing zoo bans much more forcefully since Hiroshima took over. I got one for posting dogs in a shitposting/porn thread a few months ago.
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>>746121279
Bot pasta
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>>746121368
clearly says im not a bot, fuck sake anon
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>>746120038
For explaining how to pull off a particular scam properly.
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>>746121261
Also don't make threads on /b/ asking if pedos are exclusively attracted to kids or do they also like 18+year olds.

I got that exact same ban reason as you once and it was a 30 day or close to it ban length.
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>>746120038
Posting very hard rekts
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>>746121366
I posted the Mr. Hands gif after some guy started a thread about being addicted to dog dick. Told him to step up his game.
In the bright side, the mods killed 7 Andy six threads at the same time and banned a bunch of Andy six posters too, within an hour of my ban.
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>>746121437
>clearly says I'm not a bot
Sounds like something a bot would say
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>>746121696
What was the ban reason given? I'm assuming you posted it on /b/?
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>>746120038
Mostly for shitposting and thread derailments.
Victimless crimes basically.
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>>746121638
Well, technically they were right for my ban. If I see the word pedo in any way, I just move along. I've seen enough people get banned for "pedo bullshit" that I just don't bother.
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>>746121437
This is the shittiest bot ever
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>>746121861
Those aren't crimes around here, those are actions of a good citizen.
What threads did you derail?
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>>746120038
>Banned on /tg/ for "posting trash outside of /b/", all I did was post a reaction image, not even nsfw
>banned countless times on /g/ for some stupidest reasons
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>>746121815
Global rule 1 and /b/. When I say very hard rekt is really extreme rekt involving stuff you cant show here
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Banned on /v/ for lewd posting, and for shitposting in a waifu thread by enacting Goku transforming into a Super Saiyan 3 for the first time
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>>746122198
Some YLYL, some current political habbedings, some /pol/ related bait that ended nowhere.
Typical stuff basically.
And I once I managed to get OP to derail his own thread because he was a retard.
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>>746122473
> enacting Goku transforming
> Super Saiyan 3
I have no idea wtf you are on about. Speak English cunt.
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Constantly over hacker/doxxing shit
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>>746122442
So you were posting people dying in very gory ways and that apparently can't be posted on /b/?

Wtf I thought gore wasn't rule breaking on /b/. Rekt threads showing people dying in a messy fashion is common on /b/ that I thought mods don't care about them.
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>>746122442
you sound like someone who says yeah i listen to reggae i love reggae and when asked who you listen too you'd say Bob Marley and stuff
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>>746122598
I appreciate your work
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>>746122827
Thank you.
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>>746120038
Posting example gore on /k/ in a thread about gunshot wounds
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>>746122442
Still got links? For research purposes. Also for a friend.
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>>746120038
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Been banned a 3 times each time for a month each always from /b/ cause mods are over sensitive cock sucking faggots about animals.....but most of you are fucking carebears anyways
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Banned for "posting CP" when I just reposted some tits saying they were Danielle Bregolli's lol
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>>746123274
Story?
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>>746123351
>August underground mordum
It was a movie.
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Reporting cp and insulting the pedos
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>>746120038
so many times I've lost count. probably been perma-banned at least 50 times.
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>>746120038
>faggot posts link
>faggot samefags saying it's legit
>use link checker
>bullshit ruskie virus site
>Try to post real link and call out said bullshit
>Post error
>You have been temporarily banned for 7 days for using attempting to post a forbidden site, some shit like that
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>>746123278
You were posting animal abuse gifs/pics?
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>>746120038
posting porn on /a/
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>>746123464
yeah, just simple dick in dog bondage stuff, not even gore
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>>746123278
Don't call me a fucking care bear, you cactus
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>>746123651
I've seen that bondage dog posted here before kek
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When I lived in a dorm, the entire floor shared one IP and some asshole kept getting the whole floor banned
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posting bananas in waifu claiming threads
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>>746123667
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>>746120038
>Have you ever been temporary banned from 4chan?
Yes
>What for?
Posting in beast and pedo threads. even if you rip into these faggots you can get banned because the mods will censure anybody who posts, irrespective of what you said.
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>>746121708
Fantastic, at least I know mods are getting tired of it too. Those poster have the power of persistence and they could've used it for good but instead they are just boring.
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I was once banned
For 30 days for breaking global rule 1 for posting spiderman pics on Loli threads.
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>>746120038
>Sekrit message thread aka shitposting in binary
>A tougher cookie appears, no one can solve it.
I comment something like:
>Well it's not caesar. All I got was b8gfl34hj439GKe5.

Permab& for 'avoiding spamfilters'.
gg
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>>746120038
Plenty of times
>horsecock in a beasty thread (appealed as non-rule-violating and won)
>CP, permaban (moved, new internet service, appealed, won)
>dogs mating in a beasty thread (again non-rule-violating but two week ban so only a minor inconvenience)
>relying "in b4" to some shit thread, 3 days
>reporting CP, repeatedly, b/c mods were asleep and the thread was live for over 20 minutes. 3 days ban for "being a jackass" First post after this ban was of a jackass with a massive erection labeled "4chan mods", another 3 days ban.
>Plenty of other times being on mobile data/traveling wifi or TOR.
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>>746124142
That day was truly wonderful, despite my ban. Rumor going around is a mod is posting Andy six also, and I've heard people get banned for reporting those threads. They have a website dedicated to posting it even.
It'll die, just like any other stupid fad, but people have to learn not to reply when they post. It's just fishing for (you)s really
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>>746120038
got banned a number of times but never more than 3 days each for posting or replying to fluffy threads. fucking bullshit
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Never been banned.

I don't break the global rules.
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>>746124629
you must be fun at parties
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>>746124629(giganticfaggot)
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I was banned for saying that I was underage. Managed to get unbanned.
Right now, at 2:19, I've just been unbanned for spamming the word 'bump' even though I'm Bump man.
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Bump
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>>746120038
banned here for a fluffy thread
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>>746124547
Well of course. Half of these dumb threads are just people looking for a reaction. I just wish people were smart enough to know that ignoring cucks, dying mothers, liberal bait, and shitposting will make them go away faster than calling them faggots.

Not surprised about a mod being in on Sixx threads. They are sticking around a bit longer than usual shitposting fads.
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>>746121153
Oh shi ur not supposed to ask for mods?
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>>746124941
same here
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>>746124786
>>746124799
Refresh your memories, faggots.
https://www.4chan.org/rules
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>>746120038
i got 3 day ban in /tv/ for making fun of Kristen Stewart
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>>746124810
With all these "cool" 13 year olds on here thinking this place is a secret club, claiming to be under age is a deserved ban, nothing personal.
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>>746124557
Dunno why, fluffies are banned on /mlp/ (although they really shouldn't be) so there's not really anywhere else they could go.
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responding to a dox/raid thread. got banned for 48 hours or something.
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got banned for posting pepe memes on /v/
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>>746125603
then i got permanently banned for posting Emily from hegreart shes like 25 yo
shit aint CP
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>>746125460
It's been widely believed to be a single mod doing it. he'll also mass ban anons if he's feeling particularly moral that day, and insists all fluffy threads go in /trash/.
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>>746120038
i wish they ban the faggot log guy forever
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>>746123738
Oh, shit. I remember bondage dog. I got those pics on my old laptop
>nope to posting here.

Bondage dog looked happy
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>>746126210
>implying that isn't a mod
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Shitposting.


Like I want a 4chan pass too but I sometimes just need to shitpost and would eventually get banned.
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>>746121153
>>746125203
Goddamn I hate people who spam for mods. They remind of 1930s hardcore conservatives that have a heart attack when they see a dress that shows a bit too much ankle. Id love to see them react to the cheese pizza haven that was 2003-2006 4chan.
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>>746126210
>>746126299
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>>746126299
then whats the point?
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>>746126089
Mods have the right idea
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>>746126275
i thought bondage dog looked pretty unhappy, least if we mean the one with his legs tied over his back.
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>>746123667
Stop fucking acting like one then you blubbering cunt
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For being from Brazil lol
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>>746125304
Yeah. It's understandable
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>>746121145
This
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>>746126412
Agreed, it's fucking stupid. Why should we police ourselves? If someone posts something illegal, that's not your fucking problem to solve
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>>746126189
What the hell is the requirements for applying for moderator anyway? They should interview and emphasize on hiring the particularly lulzy ones and reject moralfags.
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>>746120038
Copyright infringement for posting porn... it was confusing,
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>>746126556
They say the point is to have a log thread up at all times. They have decreased in frequency since the mass ban about a month ago
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>>746126891
this.
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i get banned quite often
i am a bad boy
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>>746126610
the one I saw was a black lab with a length of string tied round his balls and the other end of string attached to a big water container pulling on his balls... there was a whole series of the pictures, mostly solo dog, but some of penetration, dog always looked happy to me
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>>746126619
EAT SHIT YOU COCK JUGGLING CUM FELCHER
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>>746127134
ya thats sounds better than the one i remember. it was agerman shepard, he looked pretty sad. i like happy beast, not sad beast
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>>746120038
i replied "MODS" to CP.
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>>746121065
>vpn
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>>746126412
When people ask for mods they are really just bumping the thread in a way that makes it less obvious. It's basically asking for more CP but with plausible deniability
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>>746126412
Inb4 thread nuked
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saying nigger on sci
Tor exit node
Posting beast
No reason
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i get banned all the time so i keep moving houses to get new routers so i have a new ip, this is my 6th apartment. When i was 2 my mom started using crack and i had to live with my granny she smoked dope and was a firm believer in mormonism started to blaze the weed before i learned to read, 5 i became a bully my last day of school i keyed teachers cars and i lost my virginity to a 13 year old when i was 11.
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>>746127022
im just tired of seeing it everyday,i mean it doesnt add anything to the table
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>>746127215
My gf was very unhappy about the pictures, but she did agree the dog looked happy
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>>746120038
I've been banned for breaking global rule 1.

Reason: posting picture of a sniper scope amied at Donald Trumps head.
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>>746120038
I've never been banned. I don't know why.
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>>746127504
newfag
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I banned myself for impersonating a mod
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>>746127704
lol the fuck?
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>>746127222
Rightfully so, faggot. Was the pizza good though?
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>>746127704
Checks out
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>>746127704
Dope as fuck.
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yeah twice for bitching about moot back in the day. rip
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>>746126706
Como assim que dizer que agente vai ser banido so por que agente curte uma sopinha de macaco?
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started a thread on /x/ with a shit picture of a ghost and the comment of
'WoooooOOOOOoooooOOooooOOO'
or something similar
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>>746128117
kek
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>>746128117
lol
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>>746128109
huehuehuehuehue
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>>746128240
NEWFAG SPOTTED!
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>>746128117
Boo!
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>>746128240
>lol

NEW FAG
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>>746128289

>>746128362

would newfag have this picture saved? i think not
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>>746128399
THE DUBS ARE LYING

MODS MODS MODS
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>>746120038
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>>746128399
OY VEY! The newfag know! Shut it down!
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child porn
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>>746127419
Fucking bots
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>>746120038
I called a mod a fag for enforcing global rule 3 on /b/ and he banned me for 24 hours
Global rule 3 applies to all boards EXCEPT /b/
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>>746128732
b& & v&
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>>746128399
L E N E C R O S K U L L F U C K
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>>746120038
I was BANNED for posting 404 in a pedo thread. Sons a bitchs
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>>746128792
mods ban this faggot
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>>746120038
Trying to post a copy righted webm of two chicks making out and fingering each other...b/ has become cuck
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>>746126257
The surgeon is inspired, fantastic
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>>746126257
what is the banned text?
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>>746128399
wtf is this shit
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>>746120038
Twice.
First, I made a post pretending to be selling a fleshlight (I can't remember why) and I got banned for selling shit on /b/. Second, for posting this image in an /agdg/ thread.
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>>746129015
Nice bait
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>>746128959
fuck, I remember that
and it's nowhere near the oldest shit I was here for
fuck my life
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mods = faggots
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>>746129063
kek
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>>746128577
How is that possible
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>>746129130
How to: get a ban.
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>>746128263
mods sometimes
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>>746120038
I decided a few years ago that I wanted to create a community centre for outcasts. I wanted to make a place where people could come and sit on comfy couches, have a coffee and a snack, read a book, play some vidya, and not have to pay any money. A place where people wouldn't bother you and you wouldn't have to socialize if you didn't want to, but that you could come by with your friends and play a game of Monopoly and order a pizza if you felt like it.

So I sold everything I owned, moved to a city where rent is cheap, found on old, abandoned building, and started renovating it. To afford to do it, I had to live in the basement with the mice and millipedes and spiders, there's no heat, there's no fridge, there's no stove, and there's no shower. I've had to use salvaged materials and skip a lot of meals, but I've finally got the place open and operating.

When I tried to tell people on 4chan about it and invite people in the area to come and enjoy the free space, I was banned for a week and told if I wanted to advertise, I'd have to buy a banner ad.
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>>746129471
Mods will peg you until you cum.
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>>746129471
years ago this used to guarantee a ban, now the cucks couldn't care less about their roots
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>mfw nobody in this thread got banned yet
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>>746120038
I got banned one time for a post on /v/

I don't even go on /v/
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>>746129666
How did you do that?
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4 - 5 times for retarded shit:
>Replying to a raid thread
>Spamming
>Starting "retreat to the bunker" threads (before captcha was implemented)


... Stuff like that
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>>746129505
What a faggot kek
Post info, seems like a nice place and it aint advertising if someone asks for it, right?
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>>746129806
Like this
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>>746129806
It's fucking easy, make the thumbnail for the image different than the image itself.
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>>746129806
power of satan

>>746129666
nice trips tho
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>>746129904
I think he asked about the trips
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>>746129567
Silly isn't it
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>>746129505
So your idea was to start a social club for people who aren't social?
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>>746129941
How do you do that?
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>>746129505
Where's this club located?
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>>746129897
We're located in Windsor, Ontario, a 15 minute drive from downtown Detroit. We offer free classes in all the traditional hobo skills, like busking, fortune telling, whittling, and making folk art with found materials (like spoon rings).

If you want to see photos of the place, there's a bunch on our go fund me page: go fund me dot come slash SLOW-IWW
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>>746129505
Sounds chill, how's it working out now?

You probably phrased it too professional when you posted it here like it was posted by a marketing team. Those are the posts I see get cleaned up, not casual looking enough.
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>>746120038
Yeah. Got banned for nothing. Tried to post one day, says I'm banned. I hadn't been on in 3 months prior to that. Was like a 3 week ban for calling for a raid. Had to wait it out, which is some bullshit.
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For participating in raid. There was a thread that asked what should be raid with what. I rolled dubs, and won with "raid /b/ with threads asking what should raid with what". 3 days if I remember well.
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Banned for posting pictures of beef on /g/ on a discussion on why indians suck.
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>>746130190
Omg this is a real thing. Does the centre get much use? Is it making a difference in people's lives?
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>>746130079
More or less, yes. See, as a hobo and outcast myself, I've always wanted a place I could go to get out of my house when I started getting cabin fever, but where I wouldn't either have to pay money I didn't have or be pestered to join in social activities. Since no such place existed, I decided to create one, because that's just how I roll.

>>746130166
See >>746130190

>>746130255
It's going well. We're closed for renovations right now while we work on the back meeting space. When it's done, we'll be able to offer people a room where they can hold gaming tournaments or have parties or whatever, which will hold up to 50 people and cost absolutely nothing.
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>>746130190
Phillip was it?
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>>746123278
You forget your history anon. We don't give a fuck about people, but animals can't really be assholes enough to deserve it. Don't be edgy, always remember Rusty.
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singles get
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>>746130464
I hope so. It's a pretty casual affair. We got a lot of media coverage when we opened, and I ended up on the front page of every newspaper in the country. And the Calgary Herald wrote a very insulting editorial about me, and how we shouldn't be celebrating hobos.

Right now we're trying to start a musical instrument program where people can send us old instruments they're not using and we'll teach people how to use them, then give them a free instrument so they can go and busk on the street.
>>746130622
Utah Phillips is the guy we're named in honour of. He was a hobo, a union radical, and a member of our union, the IWW. He's pretty famous in folk music circles; he worked with almost everyone in the business from Ani DiFranco to Boxcar Willy. Pic related: Utah Phillips.
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>>746130930
You guys really are a bunch of useless, parasitic cunts
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>>746131144
I see the Calgary Herald is here.
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>>746130743
Dusty, you faggot.
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>>746130743
Animals can be huge assholes and would eat/betray you in a whimp. Most people think, animals are like human babies. They are not, but don't know different if they did a bad, like when your dog shits into your garden.
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>>746126412
yep they should fuck off back to leddddit
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>>746131374
I am naut but a thick fingered mobilefag with autocorrekt, forgive me
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>>746120038
>Have you ever been temporary banned from 4chan? What for?

Yes. Too many times to count.
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I've been banned three times for filling communist general threads on /pol/ to the image limit with gay porn and quotes from the Gulag Archipelago.
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>>746121065

I used to fuck your mom.
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>>746120038
Got banned for childporn when someone asked for source to risa omomo. The mod must have been retarded since the clip was on pornhub
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Also got banned for returning to the same communist threads and filling them with shitty stale memes
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The janitor blocked me from posting when I posted an image of a 20yr old guy in a speedo. The mod didn't ban me for it though because the janitor was just being a blind faggot.
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>>746132010
get back to lebbit
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>>746131622
Keep fighting the good fight anon

Don't let those filthy reds win
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>>746132010
imma say that came from posting in a "get b& be a winrar" thread
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>>746120038
I got a perma once for posting rule 34 of Judy Hopps sucking a cock.
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>>746120038
Was in a rule 34 thread once, and anon asked for any Tangled r34. I posted
>pic related
Turned out the anon asking was a mod, who b& me.
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when mods did little flash games all over 4chan, i posted yotsuba porn to piss off moot and the mods so i got a warning at first but then i posted later i got banned for 3 days, reason is sacrilege
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>>746132211
Actually that came from the middle of a lebbit raid on /b/a few weeks back. Many bans were given back then with this reason.
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>>746130743
Animals can fucking die dickhead
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>>746132492
Everybody can die
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>>746132331
>the ban
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Got banned from b for saying someone was stupid for calling someone gay for drinking milk. Also got banned from b for implying a racist mods mother liked sucking black dick. Also got banned from tv and movies for saying something fairly tamed.
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Got banned for making a thread asking for apreciation of /s4s/ queen (pic related), the main reason was that I requesting chicken pizza from her
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>>746120038
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how can an anon even get banned assuming his IP changes every so often like 99% of the users?
They don't seem to have IP ranges and everybody knows how to clear cookies
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>>746120798
you too?
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>>746120038
Last night.. And I didn't ever post any pictures or request. It was for posting or requesting child porn. Just argued with a shitstain.
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>>746130930
Why are the Mods not banning that faggot again?
Are they trolling us or what?
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I once got banned because i was asking for real, specific information on how to poison my dog.

I wasn't being a monster, the dog desperately needed to be put to sleep but my father didn't have the balls to do it.

The dog was old as fuck - we treated that dog like gold, we spent like 5 grand to get her knee reconstructed once. But at that point she couldn't get up and down two steps so that we could get her outside, so the dog just kept shitting in the house and my father just kept cleaning it up. Over and over. She clearly had crippling arthritis. But my father just felt so guilty, he'd be essentially murdering this creature that had complete trust in him. I finally convinced him to have the dog put to sleep in the house, the vet came over and brought the equipment to do it, and the vet did not mince words with him - he was wavering like, "But she seems happy is it really that ba-" "Look at her, she can't even stand without struggling." He didn't fucking believe me when i said we needed to kill that dog, but that vet was not taking any shit on the matter.

But i mean, yeah, i suppose i didn't give enough context in the thread. Mod had good reason to think i was just an evil asshole.
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>>746135323
>"blocked for 11 minutes"

I thought "requesting or linking" cp bans were longer than that
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>>746135530
Fuck if I know man.. But yeah it was only a 15 minute ban. It's just the fact I didn't so it.. the mods and janitors are just faggots.
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>>746120038
Banned on /pol/ for a post i didnt post, i think someone took my ip and got banned with it
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>>746135393
So you figure telling people about a place where people can hang out for free, get free coffee and snacks, and have nothing for sale is "advertising" and worth of banning?
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>>746131515
No worries.
Still a lovable faggot tho.
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>>746135048
i have static ip
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>>746120038
Just o restate what I said last night.. Because I feel like it.. Fuck you faggot mods. This thread is proof you're all ignorant faggots. Overly sensitive pussified nigger holes.
Yes . I raged hard over it. Just the principal of the matter. Maybe over did it.. But mods and janitors. You all still suck nigger dick.
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once for posting girl-on-horse bestiality.
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>>746135841
But that's legal in some states..
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>>746123781
you're doing god's work
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>>746135866
I saw you in the thread I posted last night. If this isn't copy pasta..
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>>746123781
Worth it. I applaud you anon
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>>746124145
you're also doing god's work
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>>746135866
Nah, that was me and this is me. the mods/janitors have always been knee-jerk assholes, and I've been coming here for nearly a decade
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Posted gay furry porn on /g once. Got a 4 day ban. It was too much for the beardnecks.
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like 4 times.
posting in a social thread to sage and say "take this shit out of this board" apparently everyone in the thread was banned.
once for advertising, cant really start a conversation about something without mentioning it.
the 2 other times i cant even remember, its been so long.
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am i banned
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>>746136121
10 years here.. But I think we touched on that earlier with how different the bans are.. They're not even funny anymore.. Except the two I saw in this thread "because everybody wins" and "because fuck you".. That was good.. But still. They're retards now a days . if they weren't overly sensitive, and their daddy's didn't fiddle them as a child. Maybe they could find humor in some things.. Like guy posting spiderman in loli.
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>>746136362
hell yeah
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>>746136174
oh also once for cp, but it wasnt my ban, ISP rotates the ip's so i had someone else ban for a day, thats the bad side of it i guess, the positive side is i cant even be banned.
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>>746120038
A couple of times. The most bullshit one I can remember, though, was on /p/, of all places. (If you're not familiar with it, it's the shittiest hell hole on 4chan. It's just anger and misery. It's also oddly addicting.)

Somebody came on asking a technical question about cleaning the sensor of their camera. I suggested running it under hot water with soap, which is obviously just a nonsense bullshit answer.

Fucking mods banned me for 3 days for trolling.
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thread said "first to get banned wins" so i said i was 14 which I wasnt
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>>746120038
just had a warning for shit posting on /ck
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I am I guess perma banned from 4chan. The message I get when I look into it says I posted something illegal, I did not. About a year ago I was arguing with some anon on /b/ and then out of be blue he/she says they’re a mod, lol sure ok. A few more exchanged insults and then bang permabanned.

I’ve tried to resolve it with the contact thing they have, but have never gotten a reply.

I’m an old faggot and I’ve been coming to 4chan out of habit for a long ass time. I can still post here but it’s kind of a pain. It’s whatever...

4chan needs a hard overhaul and gook moot hasn’t brought anything good to the table. I’d like to see the site changed drastically to encourage more threads than porn and traps yada yada... moderation needs to change entirely. If they can’t sort it, maybe it’s time to close the whole thing.
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>>746135655
Yes, that's the kind of 4chan cancer I want to see baned...
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>>746120038

i got banned on fucking /po/.

yeah, the papercraft board.

i honestly thought it was a clever post, but fuck it apparently the mods didn't agree.

a few years back, they had this thread that had been going for literally two years. it was amazing. it's a crazy slow board, and it was a crazy slow thread, but it just kept going and going and going.

i was watching it get near the limit. then, when it hit the limit, it slowly started moving down the board. it took like a month to go.

right before it went, i copied the original image and the text from the post, and as soon as it left, i just reposted the same thread again. same pic, same text as the original from years earlier.

mods dropped the ban hammer on me for trolling /po/.
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>>746136698
I approve of this ban.
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You all sound like whiny little bitches. Just follow the rules and everyones happy. You should be like me. I never get banned so Im pretty much keeping the mods (who are very hard workers) sane when they have to deal with all you retards everyday.
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>>746120038
>banned for trolling with a Turkish proxy on /pol/
>Posting HD images of assholes in /x/ eyereading threads
>posting porn on /v/, /k/, /x/, /pol/
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>>746120038
yeah, by telling someone NYPA when they wanted to doxx some guy who was a dick to them at work or something. I said how utterly lame such stuff was, a waste of time.

I got a temporary ban for "posting in a raid thread," lol
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>>746136864
shoehorning levels off the charts
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>>746136908
I'd ban this guy for being a fucking suck up.
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>>746136908
ban this piece of shit
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>>746136908
Cuck faggot.. Read above before posting. A lot of these bans were following the rules. God damn man. take the time to read before you post.. The mods are just nigger dick sucking douches.. Like you. So I'll call you a mod.. You faggot.
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>>746136538
I got banned on /p/ once for forcing isi threads to reach their limit by posting other pics by her. Banned for flooding. I'm pretty sure she's at least a janitor because I was actually pulling pics from her Facebook page and posting them with her file name scheme. She had already posted the album online, and I just noticed it and started posting the pics before she could get a chance to do it. There's no way anybody couldn't noticed anything except her.
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>>746132087
>get back to lebbit
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Fuck off nigger. I was here when you were in fucking diapers.
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>>746136980
This
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>>746137014
Please
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First and only time in my six years here.
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>posting a pedo bear in a /b/ thread back when I was a newfag, didn't know about blanket bans
>at least one other blanker ban, for replying to a raid thread or something
>posting a pic from youngporn.net which a mod mistook for CP, successfully appealed
>twice posting links triggering the at-the-time random spam filter auto-banner
>once for posting a pony
>twice posting NSFW behind spoiler tags to blue boards
>once for jokingly complaining about an active /a/ partial-ban while on another board, leading to a permanent ban for "ban evasion" which I had to go to IRC months later to get lifted
All this over a span of about 10 years. There may have been a couple more that I'm forgetting.
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>>746128577
That mod should be banned for the poor grammar.
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