Confession thread. Confess your deepest secrets!
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Confession thread. Confess your deepest secrets!
>>745872989
When I was younger I was filled with a lot of hatred. However, over the past few years, a lot of this teenage angst and hatred has dissipated. I can say with 90% efficiency that I try to give most people the benefit of the doubt. With that being said, I must make a confession. There is a group of people which I have not been able to accept. I have exasperated every effort that my biological body could have exerted. That group , my dear friends, is called "business people." They are perhaps, the most vapid, vain, idiotic, and materialistic beings imaginable.
>lol let's create a start up company!!!!!!
>So why did you decide to become an entrepreneur? Was it for money?
>Hehehehe NO!! It was for PASSION!
>We're capitalists but we're really hip and we genuinely care about promoting social concern and as a token of our dedication we're going to donate 1 cent from every sale to supplying clean water for the impoverished in Uganda! We're so selfless, morally superior and fantastic hehehe!
Fuck business people.
>>745872989
I only read vanilla hentai
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car.
>>745873142
fag
>>745874052
my car tried to back fonger me in the front of my mom's friend
>>745872989
I fucked your mother.
deepest secret: OP is a faggot
>>745872989
Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>745872989
I’m in love with a girl who I know will never want want me, and every day I hope that she will text me saying that she wants me. But I know damn well that we will never happen
>>745874400
i bet you wank off to Rei, fag
>>745872989
I've been with my partner for 19 months.
I haven't felt in the mood to have sex, and he's been surprisingly okay with it. Some things I have noticed though.
1. He went on a business trip for work, and came back with condoms in his toiletries bag. He had them when we met, so I thought nothing of it, until today when
2. Some condoms are missing.
I have a photographic memory. There were 2 condoms still joined in there. Not any more.
I know he has cheated on me.
I have been faithful as anything, cooked, cleaned, done his washing, housework, and all he does is play WoW.
Now i'm letting the fact he has cheated sink in before I decide what to do. I am a monster when I want to be.
>>745872989
Back in the day my best friends brother used to force me to suck him and his friends off. He'd beat me up pretty bad if I didn't. Got smashed in the head with a hammer when I told him I was going to tell my parents.
I still think about killing him and his friends. I check their FB sometimes. They are all married and have kids. I won't, but I think about it.
One of my family members used to sexually abuse me, I hate them now.
I always tell the truth yet nobody ever believes me when i say something.
>>745875126
stop lying to me faggot
>>745874934
Leave him femanon, it’s not worth the legal trouble for someone who isn’t worth shit.
By the looks of it, it seems like he can’t live a stable life without you
>>745874934
Dump him. Or if you're really a generic cunt just cheat on him, document it/show him/damage is self esteem, and then buy a dog.
>Wah wah wah my partner cheated on me he/she is so evil and weird
Human beings are not monogamous creatures. I don't fucking care what you tell yourself at night to help you sleep.Men and women cheat equally as much. Dumb cunt.
>>745875302
not femanon. faganon
Viral
https://youtu.be/kk_i9S092AM
>>745875126
yeah sure ok. i believe you.
>>745872989
i exclusively watch ir or amateur cuckold porn
>>745874934
>I am a monster when I want to be.
Pity you aren't a monster in bed. Then he wouldn't have strayed.
I fucked a banana
>>745875358
Oh my
i've spent the last 2 years conducting a one man psy op in an attempt to convince /b/ that big dicks are totally impractical and that you're better off with an average 6 incher (even thought we all know the average is dragged down by asians)
>>745875302
I'm actually a fag anon, and you're right. We just moved in together.
I'm trying to work out subtle ways to let him know I know. Maybe i'll peirce the condom packets and soak them in tobasco sauce.
I haven't had a sex drive because of chronic PTSD (not the tumblr kind, the real thing)
>>745875332
He was adamently against cheating when we met. He knows i'm a furfag, and i roleplay on a furfag chat site, but he demands me to log off and fuck him if i get turned on.
He's posessive of me but fucks around behind my back, that hurts.
>>745875472
Mental health fucks with sexual desire.
>>745874934
The one thing to keep a man satisfied and you ignore it?
He's a secret. I don't care about anything you faggots say on this thread. You always say this bullshit to make yourself feel better or to prove to shitty edge lords that your are the shittiest edge lord. Fuck all of you.
I once killed a man with my jizz. He was your dad.
my daughters friend used her old ipad to check her imessage account and never logged out. I was checking out the ipad one day and found month's worth of sexting between her and her BF
>>745874939
damn that's fucking terrible. How long did that go on?
>>745874939
Dude. I feel you man. I can relate.
Here's a suggestion. Put down details, dates, people, places. Obviously it was a while ago and memory might be fuzzy. Get in contact with a counsellor/therapist. Be strong. Be open and upfront. Tell them this happened to you and its destroyed your life. Get their advise on taking it further and laying a criminal complaint.
You would have a fantastic case. Because of the severity of the charge, multiple perps, its very likely someone will crack and confirm your story. Best case scenario out of court settlement.
Its a tough think to do, but I strongly recommend you go down this path. They've had a huge negative impact on your life. You would be a completely different person to the one you are now if you had no involvement with them. Its only fair you get to say what the final outcome is.
>>745874548
Than make the first move anon
>>745875652
>Mental health fucks with sexual desire.
Sorry to hear that. And the bump in the relationship. I hope its a simple mistake and nothings actually happened.
I convinced 3 ex gfs to let their family dog lick their vag and record it for me
>>745875984
I've thought about it sometimes, but this was such a long time ago. I think I'm well beyond the statute of limitations on this.
>>745875972
couple years. I was in middle school, they were all freshmen age.
>>745876258
Sorry to hear that. Did it get worse before it got better?
>>745875642
Specifically those filthy Indians
>>745876168
Something has happened. Last time I saw the bag, there were 2 condoms joined together on the strip still. Now it's all single condoms, and less than I remember.
He's gonna ask me to marry him. I'm going to say no and go back to being on my own.
All this reassuring shit he's always said, like
>Relationships aren't all about sex, i still love you
>I love you just how you are
>I would never cheat, cheaters deserve what they get
My head is spinning
>>745876216
Can you share?
>>745876258
> statute of limitations
At least check. And depending on where you live you may have access to state assistance for therapy sessions or legal aid.
I know its a hard step to make but I'm hoping you consider this option.
Or you could just contact one of them directly and blackmail them.
>>745872989
I post in these threads but not using my own deepest darkest secrets
I've stolen my sister's panties and showed them off on me on Omegle as I became an older man's bitch and fingered myself before cumming in my face as i sucked and licked the head of my dick. I was seventeen at the time and left the cum on my face while I surfed Omegle for awhile longer
i molested a bunch of my younger cousins
>>745876474
If you have kik I'll share screenshots
>>745874934
>and all he does is play WoW.
hey again dude, sounds like your situation is getting shittier.
any progress with the plan to abandon ship and lurk truck stops?
>>745876685
I've moved most of my shit in man. Still have some more to do.
Once the lease is up i'm out. Maybe even before. My mind is made up now.
I can't take infidelity.
>>745876519
True. Yeah maybe I will
>>745876316
There were a couple times when they started actually wanting to fuck. No lube just straight in my ass. they thought it was hilarious. We were all pretty young, so when they came nothing came out. But as it went on and they started going through puberty, they actually started producing semen and would think it was funny sending me home with cum on/in me.
One guy was into pain and he grabbed my balls and squeezed em really fucking hard. Also pressed his thumbnail and squeezed the tip of my dick until I started screaming. Hurt so bad. Still have a mark from it.
>>745876825
Hope you don't have aids
>>745872989
Michael Pence hit on me and tried to give me a blow job in College.
>>745877078
Pence gettin that dick
I'm actively cheating on my girlfriend with her cousin and my friends. It turns me on.
>>745875717
Edgy
>>745877078
I hope this is real. I really hope it's real. Nothing wrong with being gay or bi, unless you're a huge hypocritical cunt.
>>745877063
Holy fuck...
Y..you're right
>>745876657
sageroberts206
>>745876825
you seemed pretty certain last time. and yeah, its not so much fucking around - it's lying. Being weak makes sense, we're all weak and fuck up. but ruin that basis of trust and the relationship has fuck all to support it.
>He's gonna ask me to marry him.
think positive anon, you cant get married legally anyway
>>745877354
>he used a condom
i gave cum mixed with beer to my cousin, did it twice, no regrets,
>>745877354
get checked. They do free screenings pretty much everywhere.
I got zero tolerance with cheating, especially when it comes to STDs/disease. Total disregard for the person they are supposed to love. Makes me so angry.
>>745875783
Post the pics
>>745877078
Let me guess. He went to a conversion retreat & now he's cured. (Can be found in the park getting gangbanged by bears on Sunday nights after church)
>>745877382
Messaged
i fucked my sister a few times. no regrets
>>745877468
I was about 80% certain last time. He turned around pretty quick and i thought i was having trust issues because of PTSD. Now that i've confirmed he's cheated (not verbally with him yet, but believe me, I know, autistic people memorize things down to minor details) I know i'm done.
He'll carry on cheating, of course. But one day he will come home from work and i'll be gone. My trust is gone.
>>745877548
He did use a condom, that's how I know he cheated.
>>745874934
I thought the rules were different for gays. My friend gets his dick sucked every time we go to conventions.
>>745877904
We agreed when we met we would be monogamous.
I am the only one who has kept my side of the bargain.
>>745877818
yep. fucked situation, but all you can do is get yourself out of it. you are not responsible for him being a shit or doing shitty things.
couch is open to you if you're ever on the other side of the country and need it, but I think you'll come good and work shit out without getting that desperate.
>>745877818
yeah, he may have, that time. But if he's capable of cheating, he's probably also capable of not using a condom
>>745877729
how old?
My best friend jerked me off while he was driving us back to the main branch of work from a job and he licked the gym off his hands, pulled over and cleaned me up with his mouth... little gay... lol
>>745878118
I have a year to sort out my plan. I'll play his little game, but I want to do maximum damage.
Thanks man, you're a champion for supporting me through this shit. I owe you a beer.
>>745878168
I've got enough on my plate to chew before getting to that bit.
>>745877986
Bummer. My wife is not into sex, unfortunately. I told her that we wouldn't get divorced because I love her, but if she doesn't have sex with me 3 times between every period I'd consider our relationship an open one & I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe your man can't bring himself to tell you this. It's not fair to a sexually healthy adult to deprive them of sex. You can't expect him to be faithful if you don't fuck him - & I mean fuck him good.
>>745878200
she was 15 or 16 dont remeber exactly. i was 21
I masturbated at pretty much every house i've ever been invited over for the night.
>>745875652
My cousin is a furfag. How do I tell him to knock that shit off?
>>745878444
pic?
>>745878368
Hey, HE agreed to it. Several times. I told him i went months without wanting sex, because I was raped when I was 9. I have issues with sex. Laid it all out on the table for him, and he agreed and said it's fine.
Then, and only then, did I say "I love you" and made the relationship official.
He has no excuse. I am chill with him watching porn. I've said so heaps.
>>745878548
You don't. It's who he is.
>>745874934
>a fag having issues with his fag relationship
huh the sky is still blue
>>745878548
I'm not a furry - BUT
Why does it bother you if he likes furry shit. What the fuck does that have to do with you. Fucking people don't know how to let other people enjoy life in their own special ways. You fucking puritans need to smoke a bowl or something. Fucking asshole.
>>745878660
nah fuck that. i know other people who go on here who would recognize her. fuck that.
>>745878676
Yeah, sorry M8. That's a tall order =/
At least he's using condoms. That means he really cares about you.
>>745879027
>At least he's using condoms. That means he really cares about you.
No, he cares about himself and having me on call to be his housemaid.
>>745878825
+1
>>745877608
cant, she isn't 18
>>745879574
dude, you don't say that. you just post the pics and if anyone asks shes 18
The best thing about my part time summer job is interacting with all the cute lolis.
>>745879656
nice, what kind of job?
>>745874255
I tried to fonger the back of my mom in my friend's car
>>745879198
Me is samefag
>>745878825
>>745878676
Look, I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm just trying to make you see things from his perspective. That said, I don't know you guys & things might be fucked up in different ways, but when it comes to sex, if you can't take good care of your partner sexually you really can't expect them to be faithful. I bet he want's to be faithful, but opportunities come along & he fails. It's probably difficult for you to understand because of your low sex drive. You might need to have a real grown up talk about this stuff & I hope you'll come around on your expectations in regards to his needs. It's unreasonable to expect faithfulness if you can't satisfy his needs. I'm just being real with you.
>>745879735
i essentially sell snow cones and snow cone accessories. kids love flavored sugar water.
>>745879915
I'm still bowing out of this shit show.
I bore my fucking soul to this man, let him in places nobody has ever been. It's over.
https://youtu.be/txTqtm58AqM
>>745879968
where at? like a camp or a park or a pool?
>>745880049
different local fairs/festivals/concerts
>>745876466
You might be over thinking, maybe it's as stupid as he threw old ones in the garbage and bought new ones. There can be 1000+ reasons why he changed the condoms.
Me for example, my girl went fucking mad and raging about me missing one condom in my bag, yet I did not understood where it went.
Two days later we found the dog running around in the house with the rubber in his mouth, he took it from the bag.
Just... be sure of what you do, you could loose big.
>>745876157
I have made the first move. We kissed and she said she felt nothing. But I’m still hoping for a miracle when there won’t be
>>745876466
Your head is spinning? You don't want to fucking touch him for endless months and you think it's about you?
Kill yourself, you fucking princess.
I want to record my wife having sex with 2 black men and upload it onto pornhub. I've brought it up with my wife and she excited for the sex but not too interested in uploading to pornhub. I convinced her to let me tape her first encounter and see how I could conceal her identity with blurring tools, but she was still hesitant even after I showed her the finished product. I've been fighting urges to upload it to pornhub for about a month.
I have consistently banged my Co worker for the last 6 years. I was married but got a divorce and now she is married but we still fuck.
>>745880149
should get pool gig. lolis wear the cutest little bikinis
i buy condoms and shower with andy sixxs military wife but its not sexual.
>>745875783
what were they saying?
>>745880225
Let me put this whole shit show in perspective for you.
We were living under his roof while moving in together. His toiletries bag goes missing. One night, i'm feeling horny and go to fuck him, and he says
>Oh shit, the lube is at the new place, i didn't think you'd be in the mood.
He had been going there for about a week and staying for hours, even showering before coming home.
Still think i'm overreacting?
>>745880307
The thought is on my mind and I could tonight if i felt like it.
>>745880403
i get plenty of those already. i enjoy variety.
I persuaded my ex to let a few guys run a train on her, 20 plus guys came to her place and more kept coming. I felt bad for letting it happen now though, she hasn't talked to me since. By the end of it she was limp on the ground as most had finished and we told the rest to stop but they just ignored us and kept going at her. She wasn't even moving at that point.
Has big hips and a big ass. The thing I felt most bad about was her age.
I used to fondle and grind on the girls my friend babysat for.
>>745880328
what did they do with her? did the cum and where and did she cum and how?
>>745880545
why did she think this was a good idea?
>>745880473
I wonder what happened to that military wife bait. did it just run its course or what
>>745880328
Go upload NOW !
>>745880474
mostly pics and some dirty talk, what they wanted to do to each other etc.
>>745872989
12 years ago I met this married woman (she was a fuckin milf housewife) though this older guy that was my neighbor I used to play video games with.
I was only 18 and a fucking idiot and didn't think to look for a ring on someones finger before asking them out and I asked her out one day and she laughed and said I'm married and show me her ring. I said I'm sorry I didn't realize that, She said we could hang out though.
Long story short we wound up having sex that night and then daily for about 8 months.
Her husband found out and we stopped after the 8 months, I moved shortly after that.
4 years later I was bored and drunk and googled her name and the first result was a murder suicide article. Her husband shot her and shot himself like 5 months after I stopped talking to her.
Still feel guilty to this day
Feels bad man
>>745880665
I talked her in to it. Plus some emotional baggage.
>>745880532
I only shower when I go out or go see my gf, is it in his habbits to take showers before coming to see you? Maybe he's doing this for you.
Lube + condoms is just a bad idea, it breaks the condom and then grats, aids.
Does he have a computer at the new place? Maybe he's just masturbating a lot from the habbit of not having a lot of sex.
Have you been there recently?
Is he doing some kind of art project/painting shits over there?
Maybe he just feel like being alone sometimes, trying to get in shape, like literally doing push ups and shits.
Does it smells like sweat when you go there?
Maybe try to sneak on him when he's over there, make him a surprise.
>>745880601
Took everyone out to dinner. Came back to our house for some wine and hot tub. Foreplay started in hot tub (massage, kissing, etc.) and eventually ended up in the bedroom. Sex was great, she really enjoyed it. At one point she had said she came 5 times in 10 minutes. Just about everything you can imagine sexually, including DP. She loves to suck dick so she was often getting fucked while sucking one of them off. Both finished on her face.
>>745880532
Hey >>745879915 here. Don't do anything to harm yourself, fucker. It's a relationship. It's good, It's bad, It began, it can end. When things go sour it hurts. You can get through it. Take a deep breath & get through it. Wait till you're old & decrepit to kill yourself. Suffering through the downs in life is part of the whole experience. You'll be happy again
>>745880963
link to the murder suicide page or her name?
>>745876657
jxhx95
>>745880395
Nice. Sounds gr8
>>745881144
I'll try
When my sister and I were younger we found a book on different sex positions and we got curious. We would sneak into the closet and dry hump each other in different positions. Never did anything besides dry humping, but we would also like pull our bathing suits off in the pool and hump each other once we were in there alone.
>>745880403
Jesus H Almonds you made me remember something I deeply regret
> be me take my son to swim lessons
> in a pool surrounded by stupid screaming kids
> wall to wall bodies
> see a cutey lying on her stomach a rubber ring
> perfect view of her heiny
> legs apart splashing in the water
> I realize her bikini isn't covering everything, its pulled over to the side
> can see perfect puffy pussy lip
> she's holding onto the pool edge and not moving
> I have this view for minutes
> no one else even notices her or sees me looking because pool is chaos
> I try not to look but can't help it
> at one point she even gets up on her knees for a second
> peach right up in the air
> I'm like ffs is no one else seeing this???
> have shower, duck off to the toilet and knock one out
> never knew that I was such a bad evil person
>>745872989
I was part of a handful that ***** China back in 2002. We installed ***"***** and ******** ********$ that gained us access to over thousands more throughout the years. Those ******* in China never originated from China but other countries going through China. A premeditated plan to use China as the escape goat. China...
bmp
>>745881086
He had no computer here until we both moved in a few days ago.
I had agoraphobia, I couldn't leave the house. He had nothing here but a radio.
He did nothing here but set up some of our stuff, and then his battlestation for WoW. He was actually using my laptop to play until i claimed it back and made him set up his pc.
He's fat. No pushups. He can't even lift a flatscreen tv.
>>745881144
I will keep you updated in these threads. I am bear. Just remember that.
i can never stay faithful in any relationship i've ever been in. i still love the person im with but they never satisfy my lust the way someone else who doesn't know better. i've come home to my cock still damp from another girl's pussy, fucked my wife and watched her face as she bobs up and down my cock.
fit, skinny fat, fat, it doesnt matter. i can't help myself. the rush i get, it burns just the same with shame later but the impulse is too strong. i've fucked 4 girls in the same day, none of them wise to each other. most daring was fucking two friends who still havent told each other about it because of their mutual refusal to let anyone know we fucked.
i've never bragged about it.
i love my wife, without a shred of doubt. she's attractive, devoted and kinky as hell but there's something about a stranger squealing my name as they cum i can't help myself over.
>>745882098
Bears are oft sweeties. I'm sorry you went through the shit you have. I'll keep my eye out for you.
>>745882098
>He's fat. No pushups. He can't even lift a flatscreen tv.
Being fat mean he must start to smell bad pretty quickly which could explain the showers. + it's still hot outside. Spend hours alone playing wow, so obviously he spend most of his time playing wow.
Pretty sure he would be anxious as fuck if he was to meet another girl to fuck/do one night with her, because of his agoraphobia.
The only thing that comes to my mind is:
1- He pays himself prostitutes from time to time to fullfill his needs, since you obviously barelly fullfill his. This would explain the loss of condoms as well since prostitutes fucks only with condom (or about 90% of them)
or
2- You're overthinking/overreacting and to reassure your thoughts you should sneak up on him and see what he does in your back.
>>745882589
It's okay, human.
>>745882720
I am the one with agoraphobia, not him. He knew I wouldn't leave the house.
It's the end of winter/beginning of spring. Not hot at all.
Have a gf that loves me to death,she's great not the best looking,but I want to fuck other women so badly
>>745882720
He can't afford prostitutes.
>I barely fulfill his
Once again, I explained this to him at the beginning.
No sneaking up on him either. We live together now.
>>745872989
I hate the welfare state, I hate lazy useless people who suck off the tax payers and I hate that the government gives it to them for votes. I hate the people who think it's moral and believe they're doing some kind of good because it makes them FEEL good, and they only feel good because they all congratulate each other.
All I want is to sleep. I want everything paid for and I want to sleep. I'm terrified I'm becoming what I hate but I just can't seem to shake this crushing depression. I try to fight through it at job interviews but since losing my job a while ago I cannot seem to get another. I feel like I'm losing my life and all I want is for someone, probably the government, to hand me money so I can be a bum. I don't want it for long, just long enough to deal with this slump. However long that takes.
I'm just so lost and it's hard because I support my girlfriend, who is newly pregnant, my sons mother and therefore my son.
There's so much on my shoulders and no way for me to feel like I can have a worthwhile life that isn't just working my irreplaceable time away until one day I've exchanged my time for work for money for their happiness.
I'm trapped.
sometimes i bump threads
>>745881239
No I'm not going to post her name or the article.
In so many words it says he shot her then killed himself.
>>745882893
I misunderstood a couple of things, mb.
Just talk to him, about it, about that you're insecure in all this story.
At this rate, keeping this to yourself will only harm you.
Maybe he doesn't want to talk to you about his needs, because he doon't want to shock you. Maybe he sees this as a suuuuper fragile/to avoid subjet, but his needs are catching up on him.
There's a good chance that he's stuck between two very strong desire/feeling.
For real, talk to him.
>>745873083
Insincerity and doublespeak are the norm in the business world. The bourgeoisie don't use force to control the proletariat, they use words. Learning to be able to say something that both you and the person you're talking to know is bullshit, that's step one in being a business leader.
I introduce her as my 14yo sister but really she is just a fuckbuddy.
>>745883704
I've been /trying/ to talk to him.
I've tried getting out of him what he likes sexually. He will just get me to jafk him off. I am on painkillers so can't do butt stuff. I keep asking him his kinks, he keeps telling me he has none. I was going to bed a few weeks back, as soon as i walked in the bedroom he said "oh shit", headed right for the bathroom, didn't close the door properly, and I watched him. He was cleaning his cock with a tissue.
I'm going through mental anguish right now. I've dropped the hint that he can leave if he wants, he says he doesn't.
So now what. I'm a cuck? Is that what my life has come to? I've tried talking to him. He doesn't wanna talk. Maybe we are both damaged.
I thought I was a beautiful blond woman but no (I was drunk)
>>745883955
how old is she? how old are you?
>>745878825
Calm down. I wouldn't give a shit if he had his life together. But he drops all his money on furcons and fursuits. He just dropped hundreds of dollars on a fucking fursuit but can't pay his rent. This shit is ridiculous. He has no idea how to interact with people and he nerdjerks with no filter. I'd call him autistic but I feel like that would be offensive to autists. He's about 2min away from being homeless, but at least he has a fursuit he can live in.
And puritan? Again, calm down. I'm the farthest thing from.
>>745884187
>I introduce her as my 14yo sister but really she is just a fuckbuddy.
>how old is she?
>>745884153
>>745884187
she's really 14. Im, well, a bit older. that's the nice thing about going to college where no one really knows me, they have no reason to suspect im lying.
I am guy and I wish I could be a trans lesbian. I just want the feeling of having a soft,supple, feminine body, while my partner have such a body too.
>>745884421
join the military and make the taxpayers pay for it
>>745884147
Ok, let's say for a moment that you can go see other people and fuck with them as you want.
Plus your partner gives you exactly what you want/need when you come home.
Why would you stop this routine?
Im just saying that he if does fuck with other girls in your back... and you keep giving him what he wants when he gets back home... That's no good for you.
Also here's my kik: HugeSlot
In case the thread dies, I want to know how the rest of the story goes, maybe I can be a good hear to you.
>>745875302
Kek white kniting a fag
>>745884485
I am 29 and out of shape. I think it is not only way too late for me to transition,I don't even think I could pull off boot camp with this out of shape, beat-up body of mine.
>>745884402
pic?
>>745872989
GTA taught me how to fap. I had to figure out the details though. What I has was a pole and the whores in the game were sliding up and down. I tried to mimick that using both my hands and ended up shooting the whitest thickest fluid with a very strong smell. I was worried as fuck and my dick got swollen and it never got small and cute again.
>>745884600
This is not going to end well. I don't want to talk on kik.
>>745884600
>reddit spacing
>>745884865
Im just making it easier to read
>>745884865
EightCH phrases.
>>745872989
im 26
in the beginning of this year i was hospitalized. they determined it was due to stage 4 renal failure cause by high blood pressure from shitty genetics.
i've been through hell and back and and looking twords a future of dialiysis until i get a transplant, which could be years, then immuno-suppressants forever.
i have been seriously considering just ending it. but i dont really want to die.
>>745884983
if you kill yourself, try to take some bad people with you. thank you.
i want my latina wife to cuck me
>>745885068
who determines who is bad.
what exactly is bad, who am i to make that decision
>>745875288
Kek
>>745884768
just 1 cause im feeling generous
>>745885129
>who determines who is bad.
excellent question.
>what exactly is bad,
good introspection.
>who am i to make that decision
excellent judgement.
anon, i trust you to make the right decision. but may i suggest some volent gang members to your list?
bmpp
>>745872989
>7 year relationship with grill
>about 2-3 years ago began to feel depressed and locked in
>start new state job and meet qt black girl
>acts and speaks white
>jungle fever
>been sleeping with her for 4 months
honestly since then ive stopped feeling depressed, started working out more and just feel like a new person.
Working on issues with current relation ship now but who nows where that will go,
also inb4 aids
>>745885225
wow, how did you meet her?
>>745877818
so just to be that guy, you've never masturbated with a condom on?i mean like some guy said earlier maybe the condoms were old or damaged in some way and they got tossed. bets thing is confront head on your a guy you know how much we hate this pissy bitch shit be straight with him
I like smelling my groin. I know its super weird. But it is how it is.
mor
>>745886114
>>745886114
>>745886114
>>745885917
I'm about to soon, when we sit down. There's a storm coming. He has no choice. We turned our power off.
This needs resolved. Now.
https://youtu.be/v3mp0T5gffo
>>745885917
P.S - all condoms have the same expiry date. Same batch. Their numbers have dwindled
>>745885636
I actually kinda knew her when she was younger, like 7-8yo, she went to the same church as i did, but then they moved. happened to see her at party. i was drunk but i kept looking at her like i know ive seen her before, but couldnt remember from where. she noticed me staring at her, luckily she recognized me. long story short i gave her my #, didnt think she would actually want to talk or do anything with me but she actually txted me the next day. I invited her over to my place a couple weeks later. she wanted to fuck so i was a good host and made her happy. we fuck a couple times a week usually
>>745872989
I traded my friends gf a g for a bj
i am a good looking female.
Femanon here. I picked up WoW again, and I just watched Varian get killed. I can't stop crying.
>>745887191
the sims is better
>>745872989
I stole my friends panties and fap with them to her pics
>>745872989
I have mouth fucked a toy sized poodle ntil orgasm.
Have used my parents sex toys on myself (but always always put a condom on them)
licked pussy of a gir lthe same age of me when i was 5. no idea waht i was doing
To see if i'd fit, i've put a pencil in the butthole of my dog when i was like 7 or 8.
Yeah. I'm fucked up. Believe it or not I was never sexually abused as child, i just love the pleasure that sexual stimulation gives me. Weird as fuck.
>>745887547
I haven't played the sims in years
I LOVE fucking fat chicks. I do not use condoms. Ever.
I give them fake names in cities far from my own with nothing that I use normally (phone, number, chat, pictures)
I also change my appearance.
But I always find a way to follow them, to see.
So far out of 19 women, 14 have got pregnant by me, and 11 have kept them.
It is glorious, it makes you feel so... powerful to engage in fruitful copulation and to see it play out from afar.
And GodDAMN does it feel good to bang these fat babes and get them pregnant.
It's so fucking good.
I can't even describe it.
>>745888530
0/10. go to bed, kiddo.
>>745888530
Get ready to be assraped by child support, son. You done goofed.
bmpppppp
>>745883448
Liar
Update: i have cooked up a plan. He won't speak to me about anything other than smalltalk. Will keep updated.
>>745872989
I'm always super shy and quiet around people, but when I get horny I become the biggest slut it's fucking ridiculous.
>>745872989
A twink drove me home from a bar after all my friends left. He came into my house and we made small talk for awhile. He took off his jeans and started kissing me in his baby blue briefs. I was hard as a rock. He took off my jeans and let me fave fuck him whyle he jerked off. I came in 5 minutes and he slept over. I returned the favor in my bed 3 times
>>745874934
Your name start with an L ?
>>745872989
In highschool I had a friend on the swim team. When He d sleep over he would wear briefs to bed. I used to pull his blanket down and fap to his huge bulge. I'd put my hand on his huge dick when k was about to cum
im a loser. everyone knows. in one way or another i have let down everyone i know. really the only loser thing i havent done is an hero because i know im not that much of a loser. Im too much of a loser to live a normal life, not enough of a loser not to die; im trapped.
>>745890296
No.
I play w my dealer niece's ass
>>745872989
I used to suck my friend off after losing a bet in fifa
I can't stop posting nude photos of my wife online. I regret it after every time, but the thrill is too good and I keep showing more every time and keep telling myself it'll stop but it doesn't.
>>745886114
>>745890956
what does she deal? black jack? poker?
>>745890956
>play co-op minecraft
>night falls
>Nobody around
>put her fat ass on my lap
>MO BOUNCE
During a family get-together at a beach house, my cousin and I learned that we're super into each other and almost fucked. She didn't wanna cheat on her bf, but she got naked and showered with me before the family woke up.
I can't stop myself from looking for child porn, fortunately i haven't actually looked for it but im kind of scared of me ending up acting on it.. i can't stop thinking of little girls to reach an orgasm
>>745878511
same tho
>>745891648
were u 12?
>>745891679
>>745876657
Of what
>>745872989
I've been sharing my girlfriend with a few of my friends and now I'm thinking about letting her get fucked by a BBC. Anyone got any tips or suggestions?
>>745891679
you need a hobby or drug addiction to occupy your mind otherwise
>>745892124
neck yourself cuck
>Started dating a milf about 8 years ago
>Married now
>Has a daughter, she was about 10 when we started dating
>Tried to resist but couldn't help finding daughter beautiful and sexy
>Started to find ways to spy and see her naked when she was 11-12
>Started fapping often thinking about her
>Needed more, tried to think of other ways to have a sexual connection with her
>Started to find opportunities to have her see me naked
>Succeeded on many occasions
>Still needed more
>Decided I needed her to experience my cum somehow
Moar?!
>>745872989
I wear my friends thongs I have taken when I jerk off to then. I have friends mom's friends sister's, friends, cousins, friends girlfriends
>>745892189
neck yourself weeab
I'm dating a girl I don't like purely for survival, while my true love is 1800 miles away. I plan on leaving this woman in the next few weeks and starting my life with future wife. I've been long distance dating future wife for 8 years and she doesn't know the shit I've done just to stay off the streets. My life is finally coming together now and I'm looking forward to the day where I can get rid of this disgusting fat parasite.
>>745891734
no, we're both in our 20's
this happened this year
>>745892681
id rather be a weeb, not a disgusting faggot cuck
>>745892707
Sounds like you're the parasite mate
>>745892746
did u have a boner the whole time?
I moved in with a bunch of furries and learned they have ridiculous positions in major companies. The people that run this world.
>I'm a furfag that has changed people's lives when no psychiatrist ever could
>Can't be happy myself for some reason, not depressed, just feel no real emotional state
My gf feels like there is something missing and she wants to take a break. We have been together for 2 years and this is weighing heavily on me. She said she would never leave
>>745893098
pretty much
her body is fucking perfect
has nipple piercings
I was trying to get a grasp on if everything was real
after we showered which was at 6am (didn't sleep all night), we snuggled on the couch in the living room and our family thought it was adorable that we'd bonded so well
>>745874934
Should have fucked him instead of giving him blue balls then, thotty.
I'm 25 and still a virgin and i'm not ugly or suffer any medical condition..
Thinking about fucking an escort girl just to end with this bullshit.
>>745893164
what is the rent like in the place you guys are living?
>>745880328
How's it feel being a beta cuck?
>>745893515
They all own houses.
I'm going to be getting a house here soon though, but split across 5 people it's 250 each. The current house is...big. Here in this state we're very prevalent
For my nieces 10th bday last week I took her and a couple friends to the mall to go to a movie and do some shopping. told her to get anything she wanted. she got some shoes, clothes, jewelry, etc. I also bought her quite a few things from victoria's secret, thongs, lingerie, etc. kinda felt like a creeper when checking out but im sure the cashier sees it all the time. told niece if her parents asked her about that stuff i had nothing to do with it. highly doubt they would be totally fine with her wearing that kind of stuff
During Harvey I went to check on my friends moms house who was out of town during storm. Power was out so i walked inside with the flashlight amd headed straight for 25 yr old sisters room. Open door and find over 30 pairs of dirty panties and thongs lying on the floor. I spent 3 hrs jerking off in each pair , came twice in a few pairs myself , roght in the cock pocket part. Best hurricane experience ever
>>745872989
I have a weird cum fetish that no one knows about
>>745874548
I'm in the same boat
>>745894628
mom, get off 4chan.
>Be me 21
>Worked at a call center with a guy
>Asked him to look at my car after work
>While looking, his wife pulls up to pick him up
>I meet her. Hot Asian. Didn't think much else of it.
>Next day I get friend request on FB from her. Week later she messages me drunk.
>I invite her over, no more than 20 mins in we are fucking.
>Deep tight pussy, perfect fit.
>Puts her to sleep.
>But she told husband (my cubicle buddy) she was coming to my place........
>He calls me, I tell him she's outside chatting with my friends and her phone is in the house.
> Tell him to come over, knowing he wont because someones gotta watch their three kids.
>Turns into a multiple times a week thing, except he now thinks she's somewhere else
>>745894815
Cont
>Everyday he is venting to me at work about how he thinks shes cheating because they're not having sex anymore
>I play concerned friend and supporter. She's texting me all day everyday
>Few months in, she's pregnant.
>Now he knows she is because they arent having sex
>She turns into headcase and starts threatening me with child support when the baby arrives.
>I play calm and try to convince her to not keep it
>Doesn't work. Bitch is crazy
>I leave her alone for a week. Maybe she will cool down
>Nope.
>Finally a month in I get random Fuck you text as shes angry that since her tubes are tied...
>Ectopic Pregnancy, cant keep baby
>I play concerned lover and side guy
>Happy as hell deep down.
>all the while still consoling her husband my cubicle buddy
>Months go by no talking to her, she drunk texts me.
>Cant get pregnant and keep it so I go back to fucking her.
>She's not working so all money she gets is from him.
>I convince her to buy me shit
>PA System ($900), Banana Republic ($300 at least), TV. Etc
>Gets pregnant 2x.
>Says to me "I'm basically saving money for abortions"
>I laugh inside.
>2 years this goes on.
>He suspects its me finally 6 months before I move across the US to Los Angeles.
>Been here 2 years. She flew here to fuck two months ago
>>745892269
somewhat yes tbh
I became HIV positive from a celebrity that isn't public about it.
*People in 1st world countries don't die from it and now with medicine actually often live in better health than non positive.
>>745895069
i want to know celebrity. is it a male or a female?
give us clues.
>>745874548
prob bc ur a fag
>>745895141
Male. Singer . Performer from San Diego
>>745895251
elton john?
>>745872989
one time I saw OP suck a million dicks, he sucked the life out of everybody and it later became known as the Holocaust
>>745895287
Because Elton John is from San Diego
>>745895331
i dont know where he is from. but i know he is gay, so....
>>745895331
just telll us name.
>>745895020
>Start jacking off into her clean underwear
>Do this at least once a week
>Still need more
>Want to know that my cum is on/inside her
>Wipe my precum on her chapstick
>retainers
>chewing gum
>mouth pieces of her flute and saxophone
>mouthguard for Tae Kwon Do
>Still want more
>Start to regularly empty my balls on her toothbrush
Keep going?
>>745892806
you're both legit scum of the earth and i hope you're in the radius of NK's nukes.
>>745893386
sucks to be retarded anon
>>745880545
Fucking kek.
I took the v of a girl on her 11th bday
>>745894840
See, they say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but if only they knew.
>crazy fucks better
>crazy gets addicted to good dick
It's kind of a compliment to control a crazy bitch with your dick.
>>745895387
>Male. Singer . Performer from San Diego
Michael Tiernan?
>>745872989
i have a gf but im into this 14yo girl as well. we play minecraft together, it's pretty fun. I feel guilty sometimes.
Greentext?
Confession i can back to September 12 2017 to stop Saturday's massive Extinction event that starts with North Korea I have failed my mission therefore I have been left here my spending machine has been destroyed I leave you all with the farewell Saturday at 2:40 p.m.
>>745896939
Will South Korea be ok?
>>745896128
Well look no farther that saddest shit happend to me. I was making a homemade flashlight with a glove and a towel and pillows for height and a belt to keep everything together. It was late and I was downstairs going at it and I heard steps. I got scared and hid everything away but the best and the pillows and a towel. My mom was like "wtf are you doing" and once she saw the belt she started crying back to her room to get my dad. She told me and my dad that she thought I was killing my self with the belt. I said no and had to fucking tell her I was masterbaiting. Funny thing next day she taught me how to use a condom." How to roll it" and if I ever needed one to ask her. It was fucking crazy. Sad part is this was 2 years ago wayyy before I even found 4chan. So I was already fucked in the head before I got here
>>745891068
KSI, didn't you say you'd quit the internet?
>>745874934
Maybe he just pulled them apart cause like he was bored
>>745872989
kys you fucking reddit faggots. why do these uninteresting threads always have +200 replies from uninteresting FAGGOTS.
>>745897077
Most likely a nuclear strike, triggering ww3, nuclear winter, and the end of the world.
>>745874990
Youshould just go up to them and suck there dick
>>745892124
Is she okay with it?
>>745875652
HAHAHAHA you're legit a faggot, take your "PTSD" elsewhere or fucking off yourself
>>745897187
Nope, Simpsons didn't predict that. So it's not gonna happen.
India and Pakistan are gonna flatten each other first.
>>745872989
I am hitler.
>>745897413
So go shoot yourself in the head then?
I enjoy the failures of my friends and acquantainces as it makes me feel better about my own self worth
>>745891679
I love cp. fortunately I have years of memories of fucking children to fall back on...
>>745891679
Talk to a therapist that specializes in sexual obsessions, and fap a ton to long form loli mangas.
The more involved the stories the better. Goodluck you piece of shit.
>>745881521
> escape goat
>>745897917
Well he got away didn't he!?
Aha Hahaha!! STOOPID AMARAHCAN!!
>>745883315
> everyone who isn't you is a lazy useless parasite
> special pleading
good luck with your healthcare
>>745891189
post pics for the thrill
>>745886114
So I guess I can relate to that, whenever I scratch my ass or asshole I have to sniff my fingers after words
>>745895387
jesus fuck.
"i'm from Russia"
"Hey! do you know Sergei??"
wtf man. get a brain, moran.
I get off on being hurt for as long as I can remember
as a kid I would intentionally mouth off and provoke my dad until he beat me
>>745872989
my confession is that i am currently in bed on a laptop cuddling my pupper
>>745895739
Why not
>>745894247
idk why, maybe cause I'm stoned, but I found this really funny. I screen capped
>>745896785
How did you get in contact with her? Just a pubilc server?
>>745897456
Kek
>>745898608
U a guy or gurl?
>>745898622
pics of pupper
>>745898717
I actually met her playing Overwatch. Thought she was in her 20's, she reveals she is 14. instantboner.jpg
I kept playing with her and asked her to play minecraft as well. We both enjoy playing and talking with each other. So I guess try playing OW for some LG action. ;)
I caught a teacher raping one of my classmates during the graduation night party at the school. Instead of trying to help or going to get someone, I went and stood by them and jacked off.
Never had the faintest attraction to men, but the idea of getting fucked in the ass is appealing. I think it's mostly the idea of role-swap that's interesting although anal stimulation is obviously also a thing. My g/f fantasizes about being the guy and fucking me in the ass with a strap-on but we haven't gone there yet, mostly because i've used vibes, and it's cool and all, but it's not an actual dick.
I met up with a dude about 6 months ago. we had the same idea, chatted about it. said we'll fuck each other and see how it goes. it was fucking hilarious coz neither of us knew the tricks, and both of us went soft at our respective efforts at fucking the other (since neither of us were particularly interested in being the pitcher). so we sat down watched tv and jacked it for a while, then tried again. It was totally transactional and neither of us really gave a fuck about how it might 'look'. Anyway, since he had a tiny dick, he never managed to fuck me. I eventually managed to squeeze my wet spaghetti in and fucked him for like 5 mins which he described as interesting. We agreed to maybe do it again, but haven't had contact since then. *shrug*
>>745888955
Absolutely none of them know any way to find out who I am, so... no.
>>745898953
kekked
I fantasize about my girl being gang raped by 4-5 hung black guys... I just think she'd look so good getting thrown around as they take turns in her holes, abusing fuck outta her.. she's only little and they'd pick her up so easily. Don't you think it'd look amazing?
>>745898897
Haha, if you are going to creep it's got to be "unintentionally"!
Do you know where she lives and stuff?
Plan to meet?
Or just get of by fantasies?
>>745898953
That's the world we live in i guess
my father raped both me and my sister for several years, and physically abused our mother
the secret is that I still love him and regularly talk to him. If either my sister or mother knew, it would destroy them.
>>745898953
Was it a girl getting raped? Also are you a guy?
>>745899114
Do you still fuck?
>>745874394
That's not a secret
>>745899192
The fuck do you think.
Life isn't a porno. 99,632715% of all rapes are men on women
>>745899085
I know we are in the same state, haven't bothered asking for what city. I am taking it slow, not gonna jump the gun here. I am gonna tell her i like her eventually but after some more time of getting to know her better. :)
>>745878511
that's normal
>>745899081
You have actual real world problems.
Seek assistance for your mental condition.
>>745899268
Fales. Raped committed by men are about 90% and it's an equal number of guys and girls that are raped by men
>>745899287
Am happy for you, truly.
I should stop playing witcher and do some online stuff instead
>>745899207
no, but tbh I'd seriously consider it if he asked
as is, I'm fine being close to him and hugging him and shit
>>745899351
Fuck. Sorry meant rapists are mostly men.
Can truly believe 10% of all rape is done by women?
>>745872989
Years and years ago, my wife was my neighbor. As we were getting friendly, some stranger was stalking her. I consoled her to make her feel safe. One day, the stalker rapes her an entire night. He makes her shower and cleans up the mess really good. I stop over and discover her, still tied up. I console her and she tells the police all about the experience. We start dating during the investigation, she moves in with me. Stalker never bothers her again, that's the silver lining to them never catching him. A year later, we are married. She feels really safe with me. The secret? I was the stalker.
>>745899389
Did you ever have a pregnancy scare when he was fucking you?
>>745899389
You are a guy?
>>745875652
Fucking knew it!
Knew he was a fag when you said he plays WoW.
This confirms it. I don't care about your buttfucking shenanigans at all, but I always knew WoW was for poofs.
>>745899192
Yes it was a girl getting raped. Yes I am a guy.
>>745883118
He may have simply given the condoms to someone else who needed them. I carry a couple of condoms in my wallet, even though I have no need for them, in case someone needs them. I've quietly passed a condom to a few of my buddies, and a couple of strangers, at odd times when it's looked likely they might get lucky.
My wife and I are trying for a baby, but both of us have reduced fertility, hence no need for condoms ourselves.
Be a good wingman, look out for your friends health too.
>>745899451
This is some next lvl shit.
You should start kill plp. Think you will like it
>>745899361
Yeah, there are so many opportunities out there. Just be careful. I get scared sometimes because I know it's "illegal." Like... it's hot and great, but is it worth getting caught? Sometimes I think of telling her bye honestly.
>>745899536
What happened with her afterwards? Does she know you were watching?
I sleep with my mother. We don't have sex, but we sleep together, in the same bed.
>>745899508
yes
Hot cousin sleeps over first time. So sexy great perky tits wanted to see. Put camera in bathroom, tell her to go take a shower because I take long showers. FILM. Great perky tits, nipple larger than i ever imagined. Pussy not shaved but trimmed. Thick but perky ass. Months later delete cuz felt bad, now live in regret
>>745872989
Secretly, I kinda hope my sister just fucks off and dies already.
I know this is awful to think, but she really is a piece of shit.
She steals from our family to support her oxy habit. She just got knocked up, doesn't have a clue who the father is, but called our grandmother to brag about it anyway. The next week? She's miscarries twins. The doctor warned her. Now her drug addiction has claimed two lives.
To make matters worse, she's what I call the "proud fuck up" type. She thinks her "experience" of being in jail and halfway houses somehow makes her more "real" or worldly.
heres a couple "secrets"
1) since i was like 12 i always felts atracted to my dad and always wanted to have sex with him (im a guy)
2) stopped going to school when i was 14
3)typical depression anxiety combo with a huge existencial crisis i dont see the point in human life
4) havent left my house in 7 years
>>745899684
She just needs much more help. Death or a rock bottom will change things. It sucks being related to such an individual. Regards, anon.
>>745899586
Yea. That's why I stay away from it. To fucking paranoid.
Only takes a nosy parent to start an investigation. Then it's truly fucked. If not hiding really good, witch is hard with games.
I stick with my childhood memories.
But if a opportunity presents it self.. who knows..
>>745899780
Appreciate the kind words, anon, but some people just hit rock bottom and grab a pick axe. She has. Not sure what more the state or our family can do. (For some reason, I thought of the ending of old yeller just now)
>>745899812
Indeed. I at least hope to be a good influence on her. Like many older men and women were to me when I was younger (like teaching how to masturbate and be romantic for instance). I know at the least I will be some faint memory to her as she ages. And that's ok with me. Good luck.
>>745899919
Put a contract on her then. Easy target, should get it done cheep
>>745899585
The thought crossed my mind. I'm not a psychopath or anything. I just love doing really horrible things while looking harmless, even looking like the good guy, watching the panic chaos and pain of the mess. I'm a good guy 90% of the time with a really good reputation. A neighborhood kid loved to snipe animals from his window with a BB gun, killed a couple neighbors' pets. Animals? Weak fool. So, I took an M-80 and glued a few layars of BBs to it. I waited until he opened his window to do his little sniper thing. I lit it and waited until it was about to pop before I threw it in his window. Kid ended up with a bunch of BBs in his back and BB holes all over his room and stopped BB sniping. Now THAT was funny. I was "at work" when it happened.
>>745899919
kek. dammit. this post should have been quints get.
>>745900012
lol. she'll probably hendrix out soon.
>>745899699
how old are you now?
what did you find about your father attractive?
was it physical or something else?
are you a homosexual?
are you overweight or obese?
thank you. just curious. i like to hear of weird cases like that. i can tell you some if you would like.
>>745900040
Dude. I can so relate.
Living normal, being nice. Would never in my life hurt animals. Plp who do that are fucking psykos.
But the thought of stalking someone and scare them shitless is making me happy and content.
And then eventually hurt them bad.
This is the first time I Am realising this.
People are a disgusting breed anyway
Be on dating site. ask girl to cuddles she agrees, wants to smoke first n kick it. I said ill pick u up, starts being unusual. roll up to place see her sitting at table with 2 other girls. Insta notice shes yung af and her friends too. Hottest 3 tennies in my car. Be smoke we drink, one has amazing eyes and beautiful green eyes. both other r insanely cute too. they move out. years later one pops out missing, see missing person sign notice its her. A second girl from that nights pops up on insta, we talk, she wants man to support her(just wanna fuck). later found my fav outta the 3, we talk. Met up over a weekend when they intown. we smoke but awkward. Not sure if they wanted to fuck. Backstory i talk to both sis and both sis dont know i talk to both. now i dont know who to go after first. One sis is wifey, other just fucktoy. Not sure who to go for first
