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who is dis nikka xdd
>>745716824
Anon's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®
Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy slidding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.
Congratulations! you are now living the dream.
>>745717721
Logged for my records
Rolling for a cream dream
>>745718881
Rolling for a steam dream
>>745718881
Reroll
logboi arises
I love a fast moving Andy thread!
LOG
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Anon's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®
Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy slidding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.
Congratulations! you are now living the dream.
Log-a-reno
Log-a-roni
Log me up fam
>>745716440
You need therapy. Seriously.
>>745721397
You need to gain some maturity. Seriously.
Are y'all mad at this guy or something? Is this a crack joke. Please answer I'm serious..
>>745721933
logged n clogged
No. Essentially, Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexist gothiciest hardcoreiest deathcoreiest rock band singer ever and traditional sexual congress with him could not even scratch the surface of how affectionate one could be with him.
For someone as divine and godlike as Andy Sixx, our willingness to pleasure him must cross the line of social acceptance and do something so barbaric such as eat his shit. It is the only way to show your love and affection for him.
There is no other way.
>>745721933
I was gonna ask 'does not shit gross you out' then I realized I was still on 4chan.
>>745722048
Yeah, that would have been a silly question indeed.
>>745722032
Oh god.
>>745722152
:D
>>745721593
Jesus. Is nothing sacred to you people anymore?
I'm fine with anything else but you leave Lynch alone
>>745722239
that one was a request, as I recall
>>745721458
Yeah, posting about eating some guy's shit everyday is real mature isn't it..
>>745722996
Shouldn't you be in school right now?
>>745722996
Nice of you to stop by, but maybe you ought to come back once you've grown up a little.
>>745722996
Mature, much?
Fuck you and this shit you're forcing down everyone's throats. I can't live my life the way I used to, because of you. Every time someone says "well" or my wife starts a sentence with "would you", all I can think of is this fucking guy and his log of shit. /b/ used to be a place for me to improve my life, and now I'm slidding into a deep depression because you need to grow up. Are you starved for attention? Does this daily monolog do something for you? Be logical.. is this going to change anything for the better? Why don't you stop shitting up 4chan and just have a blog for people who care? Do you really think anyone really wants to get under Andy's tour bus and drain the septic tank into their gullet like a pelican gulping mouthfuls of fresh fish? Do you think anyone really cares about the cream? The dream? The steam? Foamy ploppers, half-green gushers, or soggy loaves? Do you think anyone wants to feel their mustache entwine with his greasy ass hairs while they nuzzle their nose between his supple cheeks, searching for any remaining tag nuts? Maybe a nice wet BBBRRAPP on the tongue, like a burp after a good meal? To be honest, it does sound heavenly, but this is uncalled for. It's all I can think about now. I hope you're happy....
Do people actually find this funny still?
i think its unlikely, so why is it still posted so frequently?
>>745725884
Right? I'm dung with it!
>>745725907
For shits and giggles.
>>745725907
Grow up
>Be me
>Longboarding from my dorm to grab a slice in the caf' before bio lab
>Overhear some Chads talking shit in the quad
>Chad 1: "Dude those Andy Sixx log threads are so lame bro."
>Chad 2: "I know bro, those fags need to stop taking up space that could be used for sick cock rate, trap, and pics u shouldn't share threads."
>Tell myself to just keep walking, it's not worth it.
>Chad 1: "We should hit the Lib', also known as the stacks, and sage some log posts."
>Chad 2: "Haha fuck yea bro, that'll show those losers. Everyone knows sage completely downvotes the fuck out of those lame posts bro!"
>Maximum restraint.png
>Chad 1: "Dude, I bet that Andy guy doesn't even make good logs."
>That's it, I'm fucking steaming.
>Loading lograge.exe
>"Hey shitheads."
>Both Chads turn my way, looking surprised.
>"Logless shills aren't welcome on the quad."
>Swing my longboard at Chad 1, shattering his jaw
>Bloody mess perk enabled
>Huge crowd is gathering around us, don't care.
>Hit Chad 2 in the chest, hear his collarbone snap
>He falls down
>Undo my pants and squat over his face
>"Here, kid, have a log."
>My anus meets his lips and I fill his throat with my logs
>Everyone starts to cheer
>Lifted up and paraded through campus
>The Dean pays Andy Sixx to come to campus and serve his logs in the Caf'
>mfw
Logging in for the cream dream.
Stupid basement dwellers trying to force this idiotic meme, kill yourself, all of you. Fuckers.
>>745728732
It's not a meme
>>745717721
May andy have mercy upon our throats. True god
logging in
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>>745728732
I'm sure there's a nice cock rate thread you could be enjoying, gaybo. Come back once you've gained some maturity.
>>745725884
Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today my friend Andy and I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are sliding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.
>>745729293
I like your style!
>>745729343
spelled slidding wrong
>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>"Jill, your word is 'sliding'"
>>745729576
>Jill leans in to the mic
>"S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Slidding."
>I stand up to clap
>some shit slidds down my slacks and lands on my shoe leaving a massive skid mark
>then that fat cunt judge says "I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pick up my chair and start bashing the other parents without mercy
>kids all start screaming and running
>take down my slacks and let my muddy ass mess slop fall on the floor
>scoop up a handfull and chuck it at fat judge bitches face
>directhit.exe
>my dick is out now and fully erect
>someone pulls the fire alarm
>one of the kids pulls a gun out of his backpack and starts a shooting rampage
>pretty bad ass actually
>grab the judge slut by the hair and lift her off the ground
>"please, let me go,"
>I look her dead in the eyes
>"Logless shills aren't welcome here."
>slam her down on her desk, breaking her spine clean in half
>the rampaging kid asks the spelling bee winner if he beleives in god and then shoots him in the face
>Jill snatches the first place trophy from his cold dead hands
>"Daddy I won!"
>you sure did, sweety. You sure did.
>>745716440
Do you think Andy sixx would suck a log out of the twins' assholes?
>>745729645
Quick logdown:-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx -His anus is In contact with your lips -Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth -said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities -They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world -You likely have Logdabots inside you right now -He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat.
>>745729767
HERESY!
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>745729821
WRONG!
Compared to Andy Sixx logs, the Bogdanoffs are fuckin' Dani Filth piss puddle tier. You ought to be really embarrassed. .
>>745729960
Our Bog,
who art in contact with aliens,
Hallowed be thy bloodline;
Thy kingdom on Mars come,
Thy will be done
on Earth, as it is in Bogdagrad:
Give us this day our daily rundown;
And forgive us our imperfect DNA,
as we forgive those that miss The Call,
And lead us not into the hands of BIDF,
But deliver us from the Rothschilds:
For thine is the control over France with an iron but fair fist,
the power over the banks, and the Bogdabots,
For ever and ever.
Bogmen.
All these logless shills today. Fuck.
>>745730027
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
>>745730352
KEK saved
i found this pic on my daughter's phone... should I be worried?
>>745730390
Glad you're coming around!
>>745730449
HA!
>>745730521
I've been shit talking all this andy sixx/ log business for a while but somehow it's seeped into my brain and I give up
>>745730617
Hey, better late than never, a fellow log man.
FUCK you asshole thrse threads make me so fucking angery why in the fuck do you keep posting this faggot bitch and talking about eating scat. you are all fuckibg fahgots
>2017
>not sucking a steamy creamy dreamy log of SHIT out of andy sixx's ASSHOLE
do you even 4chan?
>>745731054
WOW thats a BIG LOG
>>745731059
What a childish post!
>>745731418
can i take both those log pills???
>>745731485
I dunno. Here's a way to find out!
>>745731364
>>745731573
i want all of them digits
>>745731853
You must be famished today! Take two shit pills after your log meal, friend!
can anyone tell me the meaning of this meme? is it just to piss that emo guy off or is there anything more behind it?
>>745732076
live to log, log to live
>>745732076
Its like the milhouse thing....people post it to keep it around...but its just kunda meaningless.
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