Waifu claiming thread: Go to sleep Americans edition
Previous: >>715409332
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715414798
I wish I was old enough to appreciate 80s and 90s football. Sometimes I have to watch old games because the currents games are too soft for me.
>>715415014
Hey that's not very nice. My waifu is 15 years old. She's ready for a pounding.
>>715415036
No?! What?
>>715415053
Take me to the hospital then!
>>715415474
>liking a team because of their colors
what??
best snek
Sameji claim'd
>>715415680
This is true
>tali claimed
>>715415589
Go to sleep, Americans*
>>715415648
No, they caught my eye back in 2010 because of their colors. Like I said, didn't even like football back then. Now I like them for reasons I don't really know.
>>715415589
stay warm tonight
*biggie cheese walks into thread again* whats up guys im still here
>>715415768
Its only 841 pm
>>715415589
>Be me
>Be 30 year old virgin
>In cold dark basement
>Gives a kiss to my body pillow
>Kiss it right on cum stain
>Rolls 300 pound ass off of bed
>Shit in man diaper
>Ignores it
>3 Weeks of stench from not showering
>Plop my ass on computer chair
>Brush away the roaches away from mouse and keyboard
>More roaches on monitor
>Plucker my lips and blow wind to scare them away
>They scatter from the stench of mountain dew and chicken tendies
>Pulls out 3 inch penis
>Starts slowly fapping to anime loli girls i found on 4chan
>Just the tip
>Moans a loud autistic moan
>Mum yells asking if i am allright
>Is about to cum
>Mum opens the door
>I turn to her and cum all over her shirt with my stinky cum
>MUUUUUUUUM
>Mum runs away screaming with my cum falling off her shirt
>Laying on computer chair with 3 inch penis
>I wanna run away
>Takes all the mountain dew and chicken nuggets
>Kisses my body pillow telling her everything will be okay
>Body pillows dose nothing covered in cum stains were i wanked in bed
>Runs 10 feet away from house
>IthinkIAmGoingToFaint.exe
>Fall down next to body pillow
>Kevin the ass kicked me
>Starts making fun of me saying anime is trash
>He tears up my body pillow with a knife
>My waifu!
>Runs at him screaming like a faggot
>Stabs me with knife
>Is dead
>Gets sent to hell for being such a loser
>Succubuses tie me up
>Yes my BDSM fetish is finally gonna come true
>They cut my dick off
>They shove my 3 incher in my shitty ass and leave
>Stay there thinking how my life would be different if i never watched anime
>the end
>>715415768
Search your feelings and find the answer!
claimed
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715415395
Get some, a good lewder always has a source of lewds
>>715415680
Indeed, also best lewds
>>715415138(Alice)
That's quite alright.
>>715415395(Tali)
God the Dmv sounds like a terrible place
>>715415648
I'll get you there lickity split
>>715415083 (Sheena)
Go on Pixiv, the boorus, etc. if you need more pics. Also worth doing bing/google/etc. image searches of the waifu in moon runes.
>>715415395
Nice, a good trainer will always have good job security. I did quite a bit of that at my job before I moved up to mgmt.
>>715415474
Haha, that's awesome. I feel bad for anyone who may have picked Cleveland though. Saints will be rebuilding soon since Brees will be gone sooner rather than later. There's some talent though. Cooks will need a good QB to continue developing as a WR.
>>715415648
It was totally different then. Hell, I remember when WRs and DBs alike abused the heck out of each other. Then Michael Irvin changed all of that since he bullied everyone. If you loved defense and a rushing attack though, 80s and 90s were a golden era. 3000 yards passing as a QB then was 4000-5000 now.
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>>715416017
>Finds lolis on 4chan
>Faps all night with 3 incher
>Cums buckets all over computer screen
>wizard powers
>>715415680
>tiddies are arguably just as good as rachnera's
>>715415888
Fuck off west coast.
>>715415968
I can't really say why I like them. They're bad every year. I just don't really like NFL, I'm more of a college football fan.
>>715416108
You obviously have the young talent, just need to grow those young talented men into superstars.
>>715416227
You are just jelly that you are not a wizard like us.
>>715416092
But I'm poisoned and I slowly die with every step you take!
>>715416108
Football is so pussfied now. I should move on to another sport.
Lets get roooooooight into the meta
>>715416017
>for you
>>715416092
It is any. government office is
>>715416108
Plus it cam with a .50$/hr raise so im not complaining
>>715416356
No you fuck off
"thanks whoever the fuck"
>>715416379
>virgin
>faps to animated girls with big eyes
>smells
>lives with parents
>no thanks
>>715416356
2010 Saints had the hardest schedule in the league at that time and then they faced the UNSTOPPABLE Colts in the Superbowl. You should have liked them then!
Good evening.
>>715415589
>>715416379
Sure sounds like it
>>715416486
>wew
Beautiful, keep them coming.
Mine
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715416596
I didn't like football back then.
>>715415810
>>715416689
shit
>>715415589
>Go to sleep, Americans
>Almost 11pm CST
I'm gonna stay up another 2 hours or so, mate; you can't tell me what to do.
>>715411990
Not gonna lie, I've never had schnitzel before.
>>715415996
>Anyone from the "Tales of" franchise.
Great taste, anon.
>Symphonia is one of my favorites.
>>715416585
You just jelly you don't live with your parents and have no anime girl to fap to.
>>715416626
Hi Eru.
>>715416656
They are always jelly, just let them cry for now.
>>715415810
>>715415589
Claiming Gish
>>715415589
Here's mine.
>>715416709
You missed out on the best Saints' season ever.
best girl claimed
>late to the party
>>715416798
Aylmao
>>715416931
NFL isn't even good anyways.
>>715416656
Very well
>>715416931
>Tfw avid saints fan
>Watch them all the time in highschool
>finally senior year the make the playoffs
>watch all the amazing comebacks
>watch my team finally win it all
Top 10 moment for sure
>>715416798
>walk in woods alone
>shekelstein follows me
>hey goy what you doing in these woods
>pls shekelstein
>he forces me down with his g-d like kike powers
>take my money
>pulls my pants down and bend me over
>fucks my ass with his big nose
>starts sniffing in my ass hole
>im gonna cum
>i cum liquid gold from my ass
>profit
>goy
>>715417086
Yeah it died back in 08 like everything else.
>>715417147
I wish my team would make the playoffs!
>>715416937
You not an ayy.
>>715417165
Sounds like something that might happen to me.
>>715416356
That's where things can go south unfortunately. Seattle is coming back down to earth gradually, but as long as there's more talent to be found, it won't be a sudden decline. A bad coach can screw all that up though.
>>715416406
Hockey if you like seeing people your size beat the crap out of each other. If you need perspective though, just watch some NBA basketball or FIFA. You'd swear that snipers were sitting in the upper decks the way some of the actors sell contact.
>>715416486
Oh hell yeah. Keep doing your thing and you'll keep moving up then. Interim assignments or extra duties without pay raises are a dead end.
>>715416596
A lot of NO fans were pretty insufferable after that. Then again, any fanbase is like that after finally winning one. Pot meets kettle.
>>715416747
It's pretty damned good. Easy to make too.
>Tales of
Phantasia SNES was what got me into emulation since I got to do some bug testing for the fan translation. Even if the series has somewhat stagnated lately, it's still one of my favorites as well.
>>715417261
I have 2 teams with 1 championship each but as of late 2 them constantly make playoffs then die.
What would you like for this christmas?
>>715417349
That picture is kind of sad.
>>715416747
Thank
i've only beaten symphonia/dawn of the new world, though. played some of vespiria, have abyss on the 3ds but never play it, and zestiria on pc but my desktop can't handle it ;-;
>>715417413
It is. Because I haven't had sleep yet and I am emotional again...
>>715417261
College football is far superior.
>>715417593
It used to be but now its just the alabama wins show
>>715417409
>>715416798
Don't worry i planned on it
>>715417147
God yes
>post more
>>715417682
Waifu who gets more meaningful screen time
>>715416689
Nonsense.
>>715416723
You must be speaking of your taste and attitude.
>>715417682
I don't have that in my sack
>>715417849
>>715417397
-Ugh I can't watch anything other than football anyway.
-Steeler fans are just the worst, but I've been seeing Bronco fans act like PoSs recently. They boo'd Manning because he threw 4 ints in a roll after he threw 58 TDs!
>>715417403
You can only have one!
>>715417409
I want my family together, but that will never happen.
>>715417588
Take a long hot bath and fap, it helps me.
>>715417593
I'm not taking that bait!
>>715417648
Hey nice feet!
>>715418136
I can just go to bed too...
>>715417409
someone to do this with
>>715418300
What's the matter?
>>715418389
forgot image
>>715418136
Different sports dorkus
>>715418136
I can get you a new family.
>>715418355
Best I can do is a $20 giftcard to target
nobody can reply to this post.
>>715418389
>>715418430
I am a cunt to myself. So I am forcing myself not to sleep.
>>715418535
Lies
>>715418535
Do not meme.
>>715418008
Do you have lewds though?
>>715418030
>more
These have been perfect
>>715418136
>Steeler fans
I was surrounded by them for 4 years, one of them was the first SB that Seattle lost. Being consoled by Iggles fans feels terrible.
>>715417678
That's the part that's anticlimactic. All the buildup and then a squash match in the championship game. I still enjoy college ball, just don't have the time to follow as many teams like I used to.
>>715418811
Need an 8 team playoff and some way to equalize talent like the salary cap does for pro
>>715418795
>>715418516
>>715418795
I'm always packin
>>715419121
Stop crying, i'll give you a hug.
>>715418136
>bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM37sKcgzK0
I'm going to bed now. See ya later.
>>715418464
Oh I thought you were one of those bandwagoners for a moment.
>>715418516
I wish... don't play on my emotions, please.
>>715418535
Why not?
>>715418571
You should treat yourself with more respect. Have a slice of cake with milk, you'll feel better if you eat it slowly.
>>715418811
Ugh, you have a horrible life. You're making me sad.
>>715419531
But I hate myself... I love everyone around me but myself.
>>715419531
What is your name?
>>715419525
>clicking that bait link
And rest well, Shiro.
>>715419433
>>715417397
I mean, there's no getting around the issues that arise. I've actually heard that they had/are going to censor one of the beginning scenes for the global version of Tales of Berseria, but that's been going back and forth the past couple of days because of the slightly misleading trailer they released on the game.
>>715417481
I've been meaning to get back a bit closer to the series, but it hurts knowing I have the wrong console to do that...
>I've also been told that even if I did decide to sell my current console to get the one I need, it'd be irrelevant because of the new upcoming consoles from Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo.
>>715419684
Why do you hate yourself? You are the only person you have.
>>715419694
Just call me Momo.
>>715418811
Steelers aren't horrible but the fans are bad
Broncos fans are worse imo
>Don't watch much football
>>715419828
See not so lonely anymore!
>>715419893
Im going to guess your name starts with the letter i
>>715419531
Oh god no i hate those guys.
Especially seattle/patriot "fans"
Saints had the owl win 09-10
Ducks won the stan lee cup in 06-07
Braves I dont think have ever been to the world series...
And the grizzlies havent been to the finals yet
Then there's mississippi state in college sports which is why the only team im actually bamdwagoning at all is dallas
>>715418795
Wait till yoi see this one
>>715418991
Yeah, that'd be pretty good actually. Take the champions from the 5 major conferences, and the other 3 spots can go to the remaining best teams.
>>715419531
It's all good, I've just been around long enough to see both sides of success/failure with the same team.
I'm gonna head to bed though, it was good talking to you. No dying of illness allowed.
>>715419893
I have my Flan...
>>715419986
>>715420095
>literally every college football fan i know begs cor that kind of playoff
>>715419986
Oh my real name? It starts with an A.
>>715420025
You are an impressive sports fan! I'm jealous. You belong in /sp/.
>>715420095
All I've seen is failure from my team so far and the future doesn't look bright. Goodnight !!
>>715420112
Flan is great and all but why do you hate yourself?
>>715419888
you could probably emulate the older ones if you really want to, and to my understanding they get ported every now and again to newer consoles.
The PC symphonia is a port of the ps3 port of the ps2 port of the gc version, 3ds abyss is a port of the ps2(?) version, and i think zestiria was also released on the xbone and ps3/4
>nice trips btw
>>715420374
I visit /sp/ when the games are on
>>715420374
I cause people pain when I try to explain myself and their behavior. It's like I open them up, but that rips them into pieces and I hate it. Not all people are strong, not everyone can take me.
>>715420603
I hate going there when my game is on because everyone bashing me!
>>715420637
May I give it a try?
>>715420757
Who are your teams?
omg sheets straight out of the dryer and a freshly made bed <3
>>715420824
I'm too disgusted and embarrassed to say.
>>715420931
Only thing that could make that better is to cuddle in said sheets
>>715420824
Forgot pic
>>715420974
Is it cleveland?
>>715420931
Lewd.
>>715420974
Cmon m8 im a friggin braves/msst fan i know mediocrity
>>715421049
>a thing im about to do
>>715421056
wait til you hear how much fabric softener was used
>>715417937
It aint nonsense, it's truth.
>>715421049
Ahahahaha I wish.
>>715420416
That's just my problem though: I don't own any Playstation consoles!
>>715421182
mfw i forget the pic
>>715421207
Spill it m8
>>715421182
With another person that you love on an intimate level?
>still flying under the radar
>>715420757
Well not now after I told you about it. It's like releasing some bomb at a building after you told everyone about it, it just won't work. What I do is close to manipulation, it often leads me to either getting what I want or making the person really really sad and not even blaming me because they think it's just their "depression". It sometimes even leads to me becoming liked by someone, and I don't actually mind this at all. I met a few very lovely people like this. And if you would be asking "How do you do this?", I honestly have no clue myself. It just happens over time after talking to someone. It's more like... imagine a conversation as many fish in a river, going from one place to another and another and nobody is following a pattern. As soon as I get everything in order or the fish in a line I can use this to manipulate the conversation in my good. I would just do anything I would want to do and it would usually happen. And I need to be really slow with this too, people aren't stupid, not all of them.
>>715420931
Are you the first Asuka i met?
>>715421192
Your truth is full of lies!
>>715419433
Post more please
>>715420025
>wew
Your beauty is stunning
Sorry everyone i dozed off fir a minute three
>>715421321
together almost 4 years
>she cosplays Asuka because she is my waifu
>>715421618
Nice im married been with her for 4 years about too.
>she cosplays but tali would require purple and serious body mods.
>>715421618
Nice!
>>715421799
>cosplays as a woman
that doesn't count
>>715421174
I have to take medication now, goodnight.
>>715421182
Gross!!
>>715421236
Asuka a cute. Rei can't even get pregnant.
>>715421321
Worst team in the afc east, don't say what it is, i'm hiding from /sp/fags. and goodnight.
>>715421451
don't crash into a tree, now.
>>715421546
Don't blame yourself, it's their own faults for getting hurt. You and I have a lot in common. Scary. Learn to accept who you are and you'll be a lot happier. and goodnight!
>>715421838
>>715421218
If you have a wii you could play Dawn of the new World, a 360 you could get vespiria, 3ds for abyss, if you have a decent pc you could try playing zestiria, plus there's symphonia on steam as well, and most non-potato comps can run a snes emulator for the really old ones.
i got symphonia free because i pre-ordered zestiria, beat it over the summer, and started up a ng+ but one of the things i bought in the grade shop didnt tell me it set my xp rate to 1 >:( i'm playing on mania but ive spent at least 10 hrs on this playthrough and i'm only on palmacosta because grinding takes so long
>>715421954
Goodnight momo
Goodnight all actually
>>715422152
Goodnight mask hoody-san.
>>715422064
excuse me who is that semen demon?
>>715421954
Well... Thank you here friend. I am not sleeping anymore, 7:40 am, but I will take a bath as you suggested. Good day to you and see you later.
My love, if you are out there, lurking, have a good night <3
>>715421554
uhhhhh maybe? how do i signify my uniqueness
>>715421799
>body mods
what kind?
>>715422281
claimed, faget
best waifu claimed bois
>>715421954
is it her birthday today?
>>715422418
3 finger, wider hips, 3 toes, different shaped legs
>>715422510
Yesterday, it's all over twitter too.
>>715422462
she looks like she can swallow gallons of my semen
like the demen she is
>>715422418
Perhaps not, but did you have Junko as a waifu at one point? and how often did we talk when we did?
Way too tired to wait till next thread
>Nighty night
>love you all
>always post lewds
>>715422730
she'll fuck you up rq cunt
>>715422827
Goodnight sexy
>>715422801
ive only ever had asuka
>im not scum
>>715422899
once she sees my 9in dick she'll submit to me like all other semen demons.
>>715422967
Or had interest in, i'm unsure.
But oh well.
>>715423017
will not
find your own waifu
>>715423017
she'll cut it off and keep it as a dildo
>>715421554
But when has my truth ever lied? I say Nui is the most beautiful, as she is. I say Nui is mine, as she is. I say Nui is the best, as she is.
>>715421954
But thats the fun part
>>715423498
She's the most beautiful and the best that's for sure but she's certainly not yours!
>>715422064
>Wii
Check. Still own DotNW.
>360
Check. I might have a friend who has Vespiria, so I might want to check with them about that.
>3DS
Check. I'm playing Pokemon Moon atm.
>PC
I'm not too sure this laptop would do me any good, and that I might need to get a desktop for playing games that large, and this laptop for other things.
>>715423498
>>715423830
oh no what is going on here?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
>>715424274
SHE'S A KILLER QUEEEEEN
>>715423931
nice. wish dotnw would get ported too so i could play through it again. hated how they pronounced some words in it though, and how they removed the overworld :/
but yeah, emus for old systems and handhelds don't take up any space at all, neither do the game files. anyway, i'm to bed
>>715424274
Claiming Alice2.
>>715423830
Certainly mine. In fact I'm heading off for snuggling and some other things with her now.
>>715424647
Claiming the Alice2 claimer.
>>715424694
dude, she's 8 years old and looks like a white american
>>715424828
W-what!? No!
>>715424601
I'm going to go to bed as well. I'll (hopefully) be online tomorrow morning if you still want to talk.
>>715424694
You sit on a throne of lies!
But sleep well.
>>715424902
Hah!
What will you do now?
>>715424938
that sounds nice
>>715424870
Alice or Nui?
>>715424437
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
>>715425024
You can have Alice2 back, I officially denounce her.
>>715425107
nui, dumy
>>715425191
N-nani?!
Why are you doing this?///////////////////////////////////////'
I don't know what to say..
>>715425287
That Alice2 claimer isn't me, I think there are a few others.
>>715425473
Regardless, I'm still claiming the Alice2 claimer.
>>715425583
No, please.
>>715425278
I have never seen a white american girl that's cute like Nui, and sometime not long after Ragyo got rid of the young Ryuko she was created which would make her around 16 or 17
>>715425070
The only reason why I say hopefully is that I tend to occasionally sleep in longer than I want to.
>Now off to bed for real.
>>715425666
I'm doing it anyway.
>>715425843
I'll be free at the end of this thread. Then you can claim the other person that claims Alice2.
>>715426034
I'll claim you instead.
>>715426199
You can't because I'm married.
>>715426305
I'm doing it anyway
Alice2 claimer claimed! Again!
>>715426395
I refuse to claim Alice2 so I am no longer an Alice2 claiming. You claimed thin air and you can't claim me because I'm married. I belong to another. Never get married.
>>715426672
So is Alice2 free or what?
>>715426755
I honestly don't think so. Anonymous loves her.
>>715426833
I'm anonymous.
Alice2 claimed
>>715426930
Alice2 is two people.
>
>>715427062
Haha, memes.
Alice2 gets the last image!
>>715427152
Don't be a slut now. One waifu per person.
>>715427288
I already dropped you the moment you dropped Alice2.
Alice2 is mine.
>>715427318
Why do you like her?
>>715427410
I just do/
>>715427503
I've heard some bad things about her, I would stay away.
>>715427627
Anyone can say bad things about people.
I know Alice2, they're a very nice person.
>>715427710
I talked to her once in private on Skype and there was something off about her. Can't be trusted, honestly.
>>715427894
>vague: the post
Anyhow, your experience with her doesn't determine how someone else's will go.
>>715428003
True but I've heard similar stories over the past five years. People get an uneasy feeling about her and who KNOWS what occult activities go on in that chat.
