Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715237929 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715237929
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
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Still claiming Nui as my waifu for the rest of my laifu.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>715255779
>
>>715255779
Watch me.
>>715255779
We're already married.
>>715255821
Any albums you could recommend to me.
GLITTERFORCE WITH PUDERDOOS
Im finally back bb
>>715255854
Evening Syndra <3
GLITTERFORCE ORANJE AKA KELSEY BEST WAIFU EVER FUCK DEM NUIS AND ASUKAS AND YUNOS
>>715256011
Hmm... Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Stadium Arcadium?
I really don't listen much to music, but apparently some songs from them are good.
But if you want a complete different language try
Peter Fox - Alles neu (Album)
Would fuck her the rest of my life
CANT FUCK WITH MY WAIFU, SHE CAN BURN YOUR FACE TO SHIT
>>715256194
Will check these out. If anything Else comes to mind let me know.
Claim
>>715256195
>Sexualsing the waifu
Disgusting
A-also my waifu is pretty enough
>>715256409
Sure thing, but I don't think I have much more.
Claim
This will be my last claim, at least for a while. I know nobody cares but i just wanted to say it for some reason
I realised that there is literally no point in me claiming here since i can't talk to anyone and all i was doing was wasting my time here
I guess i'll tell you all a (kind of) secret, i was the poster of FAST.png (that crappy sonicXkeemstar thing). Some of you know it but some might not
I might be back eventually but for now, goodbye
WHAT WILL HARIME DO WHEN FUCKING GLITTER ORANJE WITH FUCKING GLITTER POWER AND PUDERDOOS BURNS HER FUCKING FACE???
>>715256619
this needs a "UR A FAGET" or "CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING" macro badly.
>>715256599
That's a shame, but I hope you still drop by from time to time.
I wish you good luck with life.
Still here
fucking losers)))
>>715256944
who is he?
>>715256599
Don't get me wrong, quitting waifu is a good idea, but your reason for leaving (at least the one you stated) is stupid and you're going to have that problem no matter where you go.
>>715256981
it is my friend)))
>>715256757
OH SHIT WHADDUPP?
UR A FÄGIT CUZ U DONT GLITTERFORCE
>>715256944
Hold old are you?
>>715257137
i am 23)))
>>715256944
THATS WHAT U GET 4 NOT GLITTERFORCING
>>715256619
Puderdoos sounds like a potato trying to pronounce potato.
>>715256780
Thanks
>>715257019
I know, but at least i can do something else, like maybe try and make friends in real life. I really have trouble talking to people though
>>715257254
Sure you are
>>715257321
props to the glitter anon
>>715257446
I on the left)
>>715257344
PUDERDOOS IS NEDERLANDS FOR POWDERDOSE, WHERE ALL THE FUCKING BITCH AS GLITTER MAGIC COMES FROM
(kek, google has no pictures)
Suiiiiiiiii
>>715257321
stupid animufag)))
>>715256599
I love her uniform.
My first and only
This thread is why the communists should had won the cold war.
>>715258101
>>715257788
MAY THE GLITTER FORCE STRIKE YOU WHILE YOU SHIT
>>715258454
Glitter is for faggots.
>>715258678
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND GLITTER POWER
>>715258913
Gun >Glitter
Prove me wrong.
>>715259008
Oh, sure, I can do that. Think of a magical girl transformation
Why do bad guys never attack magical girls during their transformation phase?
I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell 'Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!
And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.
When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.
When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g
But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.
So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations...
It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m²
While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW
So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate
He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY
DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION
>>715259008
Enough?
>>715259437
Oh shit, that is just... fascinating
>>715259495
Yeah, I remember when I once saw that explained but failed to find the video.
Thank god I still found the explanation which I just copy pasted
>>715259437
I would gladly die as long as I would stop the ''cute transformation''
>>715259440
No.
カラミチーマス
Drawing is a pain
>>715259851
so is living
and you didn't quit that yet either
>>715259701
But how would you stop it? They're invincible during transformation.
>>715260092
Then I would die trying, problem solved.
QOTT:
Would you marry the Seiyuu of your waifu?
>>715260207
How?
>>715260299
404 Seiyuu not found
>>715260299
If it doesn't have glitter, maybe.
>>715260337
''When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g
But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.
So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations...
It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m²
While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW
So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate
He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY
DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION''
I am going from this and I would assume that if I got into contact with a person transforming I would die.
>>715260400
Ouch.
>>715260590
They usually wear glitter during events.
>>715260778
Then no, I dislike anything glitter related.
>>715260299
No.
>>715260831
You don't like girly girls?
>>715260854
What? You're crazy. I would marry the VA for Minatsuki.
>>715260950
No, I just don't like glitter and anything glitter related.
>>715261071
Who is your waifu?
>>715260778
waddya mean ouch?
Not every game has a seiyuu or synchron speaker
>>715261071
>I don't like glitter related
You... You don't like girls anon? Do you swing that way?
>>715261212
I don't have one as they usually are somewhat glitter related.
>>715261237
Maybe, I am not sure.
>>715260590
That is true. Instant evaporation tends to do that to a person. But how would it solve the problem?
![[HorribleSubs] Akuma no Riddle - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.18_[2016.12.06_05.47.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/mzx1VVw.png "[HorribleSubs] Akuma no Riddle - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.18_[2016.12.06_05.47.09].png")
>>715261237
Even Super Mario has a VA and he came out in the 80's.
>>715261305
What about Azuma Tokaku? She hates glitter and glitter related things.
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>>715261395
I would be dead, thus I would assume that my sacrifice wasn't in vain and I killed said person that was transforming while the person that was transforming wouldn't have to fight a retard anymore.
>>715261510
Looks sorta male, but if she truly doesn't like glitter and glitter related things than she is 10/10.
>>715261305
Well... some here are gay.
>>715261395
I think when he's dead he doesn't care anymore
>>715261510
Well... well... Super Mario was still made by more than one person!
Should I call my crush?
First dubs decides.
>>715261683
>>715261696
I guess that works.
>>715261805
This is so cute that I have to say...
yes, rolling for dubs
>>715261683
She's great, you'll like her a lot.
>>715261696
Really? I didn't know that. They should make an anime out of Undertale.
>>715261805
Absolutely. If you don't call her now someone else will.
>>715260950
Well, the VA isn't Shiro.
>>715261972
>>715261980
Fuck it, close enough.
>>715261805
Continue for the next roll
Call her
or at least text her
>>715261980
I don't think undertale would work as an anime
>>715262268
Don't forget to tell us how it went
>>715262046
You could just close your eyes and imagine Shiro during sex.
>>715262268
Call her now! Your high school bully is about to call her and STEAL her from you!
>>715262348
Damn. Is it really that violent?
>>715261805
Yes. I will keep rolling until I get dubs
>>715262348
>>715262472
She didn't answer. I guess Chad already called her.
>>715262472
Just... play the game one time and you'll see.
>>715262575
Chad is her still husband?
>>715262472
Marriage isn't only about sex. And I don't want to give myself to anyone but Shiro.
>>715262575
Excellent waifu :)
>>715262671
It IS possible. But she is probably just with friends or family.
>>715262575
>Chad
My bully's name was Frank. My dad said if I didn't stand up for myself he'll beat the crap out of me and he did. Toughen me up and when I fought Frank I beat him up because his punches didn't hurt as much as my dad's. I love my father. Anyway keep calling your crush.
>>715262671
What if I get addicted? Can I play it twice?
>>715262857
That's commitment, I like that. Do you think you'll ever fall in love with 3DPD?
>>715262910
I'm not gonna blow her phone up. It's not like we are in a relationship or anything. And I never had a high school bully, I was more or less the bully. But I never actively bullied anyone, it was more or less "lol my group of friends are cool, you are a fag." kinda stuff.
I'll just try calling her again Friday.
>>715263114
What are you going to talk to her about?
>>715262910
I'm completely against violence. Especially if from the parents.
Although I do know that. My pain tolerance is high enough that hits hurt my ego more than my body.
After going to a paintball match I had no blue spots whatsoever. And fuck I was hit a lot.
>>715263105
You should play it thrice in fact.
You can play it four times and then you saw everything.
But first, just play it. I'll tell you how to play the other two times for maximum enjoyment
>>715262898
Sounds more likely. Don't call her too often. Maybe write her a text asking her how she is if you want to contact her that badly.
please love me, arisu.
>>715263105
No.
>>715256194
>>715263606
W-Why so excited?
>>715263293
No idea really. We've pretty much caught up in what's going on in our lives since the last time we met up. I do keep mentioning the one place which is basically an adult "play" area. Might ask her if she wants to check it out.
>>715263351
Meh, I don't want to that badly. Sure I like her, and sure I want to hang out and be with her, but I know that she has stuff she needs to do, works, all that fun not-fun stuff.
>>715263727
Its been a while since I've seen you!
>partly my fault since I've not been on in a while
How goes it?
>>715263606
You're still exist?
>>715263824
he's been on discord only last months
>>715263824
Yeah I just haven't been posting ITT for a long time, mostly because lazy but also because college life. I've passed all my classes so far, just need to take my final for Anatomy tomorrow.
>>715264051
Also this, lmao.
>>715260299
Of course not.
>>715263749
Sounds like a plan.
>>715263813
You know, you could just write me up on telegram... but okay, I also forgot
I'm doing fine, just craming for exams
So, to whoever suggested Azuma Tokaku, thanks I just found a pretty good anime and I already like her character and it's just episode 1.
>>715263105
Play it as you would any RPG. Grind all the things.
so sick... can't post... fml
>>715264131
Cool. I have my finals next week, and am passing all my classes currently.
here
and
>>715264582
sleep
>>715264236
Oh yeah, I completely forgot about Telegram. Although I use it way more frequently now since I'm in a meme shitposting group.
>>715264604
Nice. The best part about my college is that we have a full month for winter break.
>>715264582
Don't overdo it, if you need to rest you should ^^
Try to see myself what goes on
Make it up myself I'll never
I've always told my thoughts aloud
Then another day I shut up
Back to the sand
Doin' what we can
Soon to be gone
Damned a loser
Right then I knew when they were fed up
Because everybody told me to shut up
Thought you might care what goes on
Try to say "what up", I'm fed up
Cause everybody to shut up
Last time I said what's up
Down with the sun
Knew that I was done
Did it to myself
Did it to myself and then
All this time I've been fed up
Because everbody always tells me to shut up
>>715264693
No worries. I'm not mad.
>meme shitposting group
Don't put me in it.
>>715260299
What's a seiyuu?
>>715265041
Voice Actor in japan
>>715265148
No then, 3DPD
>>715264973
Kek, no worries, I won't drag you into my meme hell.
>>715255637
Here's my waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOtikRAYyE
Everyone else's waifus are trash.
>>715265538
So, are you prepared for exams tomorrow? If not, get started and cram cram craaaam!
>I won't drag you into my meme hell
good, I can only withstand so many memes
>>715265744
>>715260299
Yes.
>Rory
>Ayaya
>D.Va
>Assassin, Rider, Berserker and Shielder in Grand Order
>>715265744
I'm prepared as fuck. I'm pretty good at anatomy, but also I took it in high school and I still have a lot of my memory/notes so I'm pretty set.
All bow down to Empress Kiryuuin Satsuki.
She our Goddess. Our only Goddess. Any who oppose her shall be punish
>>715266251
>shall be punish
>>715266251
goddess stuff is lame
talking about memes
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481668244457.webm
>>715266389
I got distracted and didn't proofread my post, filthy heretic.
>>715266521
You're lame
>>715266616
Distracted by what? Your shit of a waifu? That is pretty distracting.
>>715266037
what the fuck man
>>715266236
That's good then. I still wish you good luck for it though
>>715266616
that doesnt have anything to do with what i said
>>715266785
>>715266616
Both of you nerds need to chill the fuck out.
Both of your waifus are shit
>>715266835
Thanks, good luck with your stuff too.
>>715267218
Thanks, I'll need it. That fucking philosophy is sometimes really uninteresting.
>>715266835
Thought it was a pretty good meme
>>715266785
No.
Unlike you fucking NEETs I have a life and I devote half my time worshiping Lady Satsuki and building her a shrine. So far I have Bakuzan and a few figures.
>>715264693
I get two weeks, which is good enough for me.
>>715267404
Also to add
The other time is at work or eating/sleeping
>>715267404
>I have a shrine
>>715267404
pics with timestamp or didn't happen
I claim the police girl.
With the big titties.
>>715267370
Yeah, I was gonna take philosophy but then I found psychology and I was like "This will be less painful."
>>715267424
I like long breaks, they're good for napping and recovering from school work n stuff.
>>715267866
sadly, Psychology and Philosophy are a couple here when you want to become a teacher.
So even though I have my lovely psychology...
I also have philosophy
>>715267726
She is a goddess. It is more a worship area.
I pay for it by going to my job every day. Unlike you, fucking transgender SJW freak.
>>715267866
>taking philosophy
Are you stupid? Thats how you end up broke.
>>715268001
RIP. I don't understand why I need to take any of the general ed classes I am taking, except maybe communications, it helps.
>tfw gonna be the office network admin
>Gonna have my hand in all the systems
>why do I need this humanities class
>I can't even take any of the classes I need to take for my degree until next Fall.
>>715268100
I'm not taking philosophy, its lame and boring, psychology is somewhat interesting though, plus neither are what my degree is about. I'm gonna be a network admin
Imma make a good wage.
>>715268100
fucking hell, stop it, my sides are exploding over here ahaha
>transgender SJW freak
>SJW freak
>SJW
oh holy shit, no stop it, I can't stop laughing
ahahaha
>>715268323
Hmm... that sounds like america for me. Mandatory humanities classes as well as mandatory anti-rape classes?
Like Fran had... this is crazy
Why do British people choose to cool off on a hot summer day with hot tea?
>>715265692
Sorry, did I say waifu? I meant WAHfu.
>>715265692
>>715268903
>WAHfu
kek
>>715268628
This is why your parents are disappointed in you.
Awooo~
>>715269108
dont post my waifu >:o
>>715267404
Im posting from work. GOML.
>>715269208
???
>>715269108
Post the awoo one.
Don't make fun of someone for having a waifu shrine.
>>715269671
>>715269961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw
>>715269105
Yes, severly dissapointed. You're right Chen. They're even disowning me.
I'm such a dissapointment that they're kicking me out of the house by the end of the week.
>>715269671
whats so great about anpan o:
>>715270070
I beanboozled u chara
its actually me, u nigger
>>715270077
I'm not sure. I'll have to try it some time. If Shiro likes it, it must be good.
>>715270218
>
I'm gonna end you Mi Liu. That was an elaborate ruse
>>715270218
Watch dat mouth boi
>>715270231
isn't the candy poisonous?
>>715270077
why are you :oing?
>>715270431
Owaaaaaaaa
cut me chara
