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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYLYLYLYLYL
>>715166751
>>715166898
Fake and gay
>literally you
>>715167256
yep
ITT sharing stories of your endeavors to earn the flavorful tendies that we have earned
>be me
>Spend 3 MONTHS hording GBP
>Go ask mommy for my tendies for din-dins
"I'm tired Anon, and you had breakfast Tendies, now leave me alone with new daddy"
WHATtheFUCK.jpg
>I shall have the Tendies, they are my sole purpose for living
>Grab my good boy peepee jar
>Empty it on mommies new rug
>Go outside, like a fucking normie
>the fresh air burns my lungs and the sun sears my flesh
>it hurts, but I do it for tendies
>go to mommies new boyfriends car
>slash tires, use hose in gas pipe, give it nice succ
>Last time I gave a succ this nice it got me 50 GBP
>fill my good boy peepee jar with vroom vroom juice fro new daddies car
YOUreadyBITCH.gif
>go inside
>grab lighter from new daddies Jacket hung up in the closet next to my fedora collection
>enter living room and stand infront of mommy and new daddy, raise the jar in the air and light the lighter
>Fear no evil
GrandioseEntrance.jpg
>Screech at the top of my big boy lungs
"UNLESS 12 TENDIES I DO GAIN, I WILL LIGHT YOU UP IN FLAMES"
>Mommy looks scared
>New daddy starts talking, but is interrupted by the smashing of the gasoline filled peepee jar
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, UGLY SWINE, YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE TENDIES ARE MINE!
>Mfw mommy bought me 24 tendies
>Mfw I lit my hand on fire
The best part is, the stupid cunt didnt even think about taking away any of my good boy points.
Second best part is new daddy is going camping deep in the woods where “no one can hear us” next weekend, I wonder if they have wifi?
>Be me
11 years old
>just discovered fapping
>Over bearing parents make me sleep with door open
>In shower
primalurges.jpg
>clasp both hands around my limp penis and begin maneuvering them like a kamakazi pilot
Not working
>thinking hard
idea
>Penis is round
>shampoo bottle is round at the opening
>I take the cap off of the shampoo bottle
>shove my boy-shaft inside of it
OHYES.jpeg
>I begin thrusting like a fucking piston
>knock on the door
"Anon? You've been in there long enough, get out of the shower, now."
ohfuck.jpg
>try to pull it out
>it's too hard, it's stuck
>begin pulling on it to get it off, won't work
I pull my fucking hardest
>slip and fall
>shower rod came down with me, shower curtains would offer no help this day
Parents barge in
"What the he... WHAT THE HELL!"
>mfw my parents walked in on me with my dick stuck in a shampoo bottle, crying on the floor with a shower curtain on top of me
>mfw I'm a literal disappointment to my family
>mfw I got a bible for christmas
>mfw I already have one...
>>715167473
Nice job copying this faggot
>>715167473
>>715167637
Another copy
>>715167256
but gay is (You)
>>715167722
"copy"
from what?
Nigger
>>715166751
>>715166898
>>715167210
You posted 3 things to try and give this thread credibility.
All 3 were fucking horrendous.
>>715167653
where did I copy this from exactly?
*picture of smiling cgi banana taking off it's peel and covering his penis*
>Be myselves
>black communist mongol burrnesha polygender genderqueer with a third gender attachment
>Be heading to myselves college safe-space as myselves have recently received my fourth triggering of the day
>two non-binary citizens of the planet Earth are coming myselves way
>Both wearing shirts
One says “I’m with her (arrow pointing left)” and the other saying “I’m with him (arrow pointing right)”
Disgusted.jpg
>Reach the door of the designated safe-space
>myselves reach the door first and since there is a man heading in, myselves must assert that myselves cannot be dominated by his white-male privilege
>as he passes, he speaks
“Thank you m’am”
>What the FUCK
>Call him a transphobic pig for assuming myselves identity
“I.. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you, what is your gender?”
>TRIGGERED
>Call this piece of shit scum out for even daring to be transphobic enough to ask myselves identity
“My bad, I’m so sorry for offending you, can I make it up to you?”
>you
>YOU
YOU!?
>This stupid motherfucker just assumed myselves pronouns 3 fucking times WHAT THE FUCK
>Leave the so-called “safe-space” and go to myselves gender studies Proffessor
>cry and tell them everything that myselves has faces today
“I don’t know how yourselves survived such an ideal, Anon, what a misogynistic racist, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic bigoted piece of SHIT!”
> cry together
>Mfw myselves gender studies professor told the principal
>Mfw the misogynist was expelled from the college
>Mfw 3 more safe-spaces are created on campus
>Mfw all white males are excluded from the now perfect safe-spaces
>Mfw the oppressed few have finally reached the beginning of equality
Check myselves privilege
>Still not privileged
>>715166751
>>715168015
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>715168004
lol lost it
>>715166898
Twitter:
Founded: March 21, 2006
Explain this
>>715167572
But wait, there's no more
>>715168615
may you review my youtube channel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5rb9KELp0
>>715168986
Look away, doggo. Don't let this nigger influence you.
>>715168615
>>715166751
>>715166751
hahaha because he's an ass slave...
>>715169131
>>715169064
what the fuck is this shit?
>>715169064
reported
>>715169064
go back to mexico
>>715169390
>>715169064
why are you existing?
>>715169064
check them
>>715169626
>>715168112
Is this like Serbian propaganda?
>>715169885
yes
>>715169868
Why did i lose to this
>>715169760
>>715169064
lost
>>715166751
I found the literal faggot.
>>715167210
Somebody please make a legitimate Pokemon hack where I can do this
>>715169868
first time Ive lost in about a year. thanks anon
>>715170362
>>715170800
>>715171198
She looks like a caricature
>>715168004
lost
>>715168394
Lost, no bananaphoto tho
>>715172170
>>715166898
twitter didnt even exist til 2013 fegit
>>715172063
more mustard?
>>715168041
Underrated thread
>>715167473
Lost
>>715171438
car·i·ca·ture
ˈkerikəCHər,ˈkerikəˌCHo͝or/
noun
noun: caricature; plural noun: caricatures
1.
a picture, description, or imitation of a person or thing in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.
"a caricature of Jimmy Durante"
>>715167256
That was the point you fucking un-humored autist
>>715169569
Gore. Avoid.
>>715167863
fuck off kool kid go circlejerk on plebbit
>>715167863
You're a fucking retard
>>715173667
>>715173568
These kill the man.
Literally.
>>715168042
Stop these visual migraines
>>715167653
>>715167878
why would he copy it? it's shit
>>715170362
>>715169671
that dog is making a pentagram on the floor from dog shit, thats how you summon the devil
>>715167863
Was getting caught part of your plan?
I win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s
>>715176919
I love this
>>715167757
And the Least Intelligent Comeback of All Time Award goes to...
>>715169390
personnel*
>>715166751
>>715166898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU5dREsiXVc
>>715166898
>inspect element
>>715169569
Lost. LUL
>>715173632
Absolute faggot.
>>715168615
always lose to this one
>>715168292
Fucking internet-based shark apologists.
>>715173279
She looks like a caricature
>>715168501
Michael Phelps developed a taste for getting buttfucked while winning golds in Brazil
>>715166751
oil up that keyster...I'm going in
>>715167833
copy of the fucking bible you acoustic nigger
Speaking of funny shit anybody got the whole poop bandit story up in here?
>>715177227
Scat.
>>715167256
lol
>>715168231
Lost
>>715178269
Just use a fleshlight instead. It should feel no different; both are made of silicone.
>>715167473
Bitch, you gunna makes us read, muthafucka!?!
>>715168615
This one gives me infinite keks
>>715168151
>>715168151
more like this
Contribution
>>715178892
kek
>>715178892
NOT CLEAR
>>715167210
Wut mothafuqasssss
>>715169868
Holy Shit I lost,
>>715168816
well, hulk hogan is a god, so...
>>715168004
>>715168410
>>715172042
/>>>reddit/ is that way.
Please fuck off
>>715179753
Everytime I see rage comics, everyone mentions reddit, but even those faggots don't fuck with them anymore. It's always you niggers posting them.
>>715167854
WTF?
>>715170172
o LORD lost
It can't be no mistake fuqbags
>>715179939
>berated the person for posting them
>you assume I posted it.
Go to bed you autistic sheboon
OC
>>715168986
Oh look, a dpg trying to teach a nigger how to dance... what a waist of time.
>>715169064
1 like 11 dislikes
lost
>>715167863
Lost
>>715177227
The 2016 Presidential election summed up perfectly in one gif.
>>715180270
>>715180270
"Niggers" is a overlapping term for everyone on /b/, not specifically directed at you. You dumb nigger.
>>715179043
>Forward
>>715168112
>>715167683
>>715180369
Is this really him???
>>715180891
Ye boi
>>715172063
For the anons that failed chemistry and want to try this
>pic related
>>715169569
this went better than expected
>>715173921
>>715173921
It would't kill you, but still funny.
>>715174344
>nerve gas tutorial
bad name
>>715170803
I just now noticed the AYY LMAO in the back
>>715168332
Lost
>>715177016
Most ironic post I've ever read holy shit
>>715167523
Hahaha dude i havent chuckled like this in forever
I can show you the world lol
>>715168816
That's the joke. I mean so is 9/11.
>>715181703
Lost
>>715178525
>sad
>>715173568
What does this one do though
>>715169064
What the fuck? I actually deleted this from my history so I can forget those 8 seconds of my life.
>>715172063
What does this really make?
>>715173568
I dunno what this does but I'm sure as hell not doing it
>>715182286
lol
>>715168041
god damn I love you /b/
>>715166898
this guy gets it
Why, hello.
>>715182301
Follow the instructions exactly
>>715168332
Slav as fuck.
>>715182301
Try it for yourself.
>>715169064
I watched 11 mins of this shit before I closed it
what am I doing w. my lyfe
>>715169569
Fucking nice
>>715183222
xDxDxDxD
>>715182301
Chlorine gas
>>715183184
Hot chick ;) (no pun intended :P:P)
>>715183324
keked hard
>>715173667
(sigh) Chloroform
Someone needs to find the edgy little faggot who made these and force feed him some bleach, since he likes it so much.
>>715173568
Looked it up the milk curdles. At least you dont get nerve gas tho
>>715174344
Chlorine gas
>>715179753
What does "le" mean?
Thanks.
>>715181703
Did she died?
>>715175332
No you wretched unloved faggot. You think that shit is funny?
>>715168004
cringe
>>715184232
Oh absolutely, in fact she basically got ground up and shredded in the gears from the bottom up, honestly a terrible way to go, felt bad for her.
>>715172063
That's awesome. Im gunna give it a go for a christmas deco
Thanks man
>>715177388
First one is still a femicunt so they're both dogs
>>715184630
Fuck off and die. Too chicken shit to shoot up the school so you post that crap here?
>>715168128
my dad found me with my pants down to this image someone help me please
>>715172734
More chloramines you stupid fuck?
>>715167854
kys
>>715169988
dubs :)
>>715182841
fuckin lost
>>715182888
cheeeeck em
>>715178791
>adding a "t" to schwarzes
>>715185984
Shuuuut the fuck up you OCD loser.
>>715181703
That leads to the boiler room. What day was it?
>>715168292
Anyone have the spider one?
>>715182301
Google "bleach and ammonia." It makes dead people.
>>715186569
Ow.
>>715182099
WHAT IS IT WHAT IS THAT THHING
>>715180850
fuck yah
>>715182841
Never tried acid in his life.
>>715183925
newfag alert
>>715185822
>>715182841
two people who have no idea how drugs actually work
>>715188155
I've been here for ten years. Also I could beat the piss out of you in real life, you autistic little weeb.
That shit is not funny.
>>715186569
scam :'(
>>715182841
>sleep
Yeah that never happened.
>>715169760
>>715189278
I've fallen asleep on acid
>>715183371
Next time date St. Patrick, and you don't have to worry about snakes.
>>715172619
nice feet
>>715166898
Facebook was launched in '04 you fucking nigger
>>715172063
I this shit takes me back.
>>715167833
You do know that someone litteraly typed this once, right?
>>715180393
oh look, a /b/tard trying to spell. what a waste of time.
>>715169064
Nypa, no sane person would post their channel without expecting backlash. Sad attempt by anon for people to go dislike this dudes video
>>715183571
A classic. I miss the old days when you could sit down in the shitter and amuse yourself reading the walls.
"Here I sit, broken hearted.
I came to shit, but only farted."
>>715189589
You're a fucking idiot
>>715185643
what a bunch of pusies
>>715189589
I took the bait
>>715169569
Fucking asshole. I hope you keep on rotting in hell
>>715186569
IT WORKED
>>715178930
I laughed louder than I should've...
>>715168358
lost
>>715182301
It causes a methane buildup within the cup and explodes upon coming in contact with oxygen
>>715171518
this is fucking perfect
>>715189897
Back where? To the insane asylum where the staff would molest you daily? Yeah good times. Kill yourself.
>>715185643
How do you feel knowing that those are all lolis?
>>715191674
No. It doesn't. It makes chlorine gas.
>>715182841
fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai36cII5TI8
>>715175968
Crashing this plane
>>715186569
what the fuck does this even do?
>>715168041
Another damn copy
>>715168501
Fucking Kek
>>715192864
Damages the tendon, you idiot. What did you expect, instant orgasm? Ha!
>>715172063
Please don't do this you will actually die
>>715181703
Is there not an emergency stop on the escalator? SMH
>>715181958
hit harder than I expected
>>715169569
All of my keks
>>715178228
Alan thicc
>>715167722
No fucks given, I lost.
>>715182688
>>715168655
and I thought this thread was a lost cause....
>>715182145
What a madman
>>715178527
i have one of those knives.
victorinox
its the shit yo
>>715183101
Does he not know how swings work?
>>715166898
Clearly fake. Hulk Hogan would never be up that early.
