>be me, 19 male
>moving out within two months
> dadkicks me out
>mom is dead if your wondering
>no where to go, only have a bag, 2 bucks and a phone with no data and a tiny bit of credit
> go to the hood area where my friends live
> homeless group around a fire, i decide to go up and ask for some food
> they are all asleep
>i wake one of them up
> he gives me some food, i feel welcome
> lady wakes up, legit shoots heroine up her arm
> i ask the guy if everyone does that here
> he offers me
>no thx.jpg
>he calls me a pussy, yelling
cont?
>>674694473
i'm litening
>>674694473
this gon be good nigga
>>674694473
cont
>they all start laughing at me, kind of getting close
>fuck.gif
>one says run, even though I can fight im not fighting 20 people, junkies at that
> i start running
> if you ever ran with a heavy shoulder bag, you'll understand why im running slower than usual
>they start throwing poles at me
>none hit me, except for a rolling one but didnt hurt
>this was behind shops ally way fyi
>go pass library, down ally way to my friends house
>there still chasing me
>getting really fucking tired, thinking of ditching the bag
>get to friends house, was a great feeling
> bang on the door, then run back so they dont fuck me up at the door
>no one answers
>tfw i realise he fucking went up north to see family
>friend is up the road near the diary
>>674694473
I'm ready to fap over your misery.
>>674695440
Hurry up faggot.
>there all laughing, im puffing really hard, bag only has shit clothes than arent even new and old
> ditch it, i grab the 2$ and phone
> running down the road, no cars as this is 4am ( i got woke up at 1am)
> have the biggest hopes someone is driving somewhere around
>really fucking tired, some guy isnt though and is catching up to me
> gets behind me, tries to haymaker me but gets my back, hurts like a bitch but not enough for me to stop but it did stop his speed
>im going down a road thats probably about 800m, making a huge estimate here
> some stop thank fuck, but its still a horde of fucking 10 or so junkies, and i was so fucking scared, this shit only happens in movie ma nigga but i was in the hood
> getting close
>thank unreal jesus
>there still chasing me, i wanted what ever they had holy fuck
> turn left, towards the dairy, forgot to say the friend is my exgirlfriend but we still became friends as it was just a 2 week 14 year old thing
> she has a gate
> bang on her fucking door 5 hard times hard as fuck, tell them to call the police before running out so they can react
>>674696181
Continue.
>>674694473
Yeah, just the other day I was wondering "where is OP's mom nowadays? I sure could use a nice salad tossing..."
>come back Anon!
I don't even know why they're chasing you now. Because you didn't shoot up heroine?
>>674696753
junkies be junkies man
>i had a realisations he had a pitbull called bell who is fucking vicious, theres a 2nd gate inside here for the dog
>release the hounds nigga
> about 5 of them are inside the gate in the property, about a 1m gate but wood so you can climb up and over easily
>they suddenly realise the pitbull barking
>i forgot how vicious bell is
> he starts biting the junkie who shot herself heroine earliers leg, ripping off chunks
>haha shame nigger.gif
>oh fuck.gif
>3 of them get over but a guy wasnt lucky
>bell jumps and grabs his foot, biting off his nigger shoe
>he screams, really distressing but im still happy
> ex comes out, in shock seeing blood everywhere and a guys foot getting pulled
>she hasent said anything in pure shock
>guys foot is bleeding real fucking bad, i decide to stop bell
> he gets over, bell gets off and starts biting the bitch on the ground
> i pull him off
>red and blue lights
> fuck.jpeg
>>674696753
Yeah junkies fuckin suck. Almost all junkies can't fight but a horde is still a horde. Unless you can fight like Jason stathom or some shit.
sorry said he, jsut realised typing real fast to deliver
No one better be walking the fucking dinosaur at the faggot end of your story.
>>674696936
of fuck the popo. whats next i'm hooked
>ex is complaing what the fuck is happening
>explain it really fast but easy enough to understand
>she understands
>her bucket pussy mother comes out yelling at me
>police come with guns
>the dog is still trying to bite the bitch but when theyh busted out i let go and the dog chases back to her
>they shoot the dog 3 times
>both of the girls scream cause of the noise before realsing what happened
>i really wish my dad dint wake me up at 1am
> the druggos have all ran off except for the guy who got his foot bit, hes a only a bit down on the road while that bitch is ont he ground.
> im getting stared by police and the ex and mother
Cont fucker hurry before the treath dies
>>674698072
Bump
bumping. Hurry up.
>i know htis is very overwhelming but this is hood where anything happens
>homer is ded (dog)
>even fucking more blood, a kiddy pool size. hour of explaining what happened
>they say i was just defending my self but they still took me back to the station for questions
>felt like interogation but it was all good
> they offer me a cell to sleep in as i told i have no where to go at the moment without a hours walks
> wake up, leave and call my ex asking hows it
> she says im a fucking monster and im dead man
> why dont i die now
> i thought she was just in grief, fuck was i wrong
Ill bump this
What kind of hood has a fucking dairy up the road?
Op is an ausfag?
>>674698156
your ex is a cunt for valuing a dogs' life over a humans. fucking pitiful.
>>674698428
The police shouldn't have killed the dog
>>674698323
This is probably Canada
>>674698156
Cont!
>>674698323
One that is about to open the door, and get on the floor.
>be me 18 still in school
>want to major in gender studies just like anita, praised be her name
>suck cocks for money
> meet qt3.14 who is dating chad
>chad hits me up asking if i want to watch him fuck qt3.14 through her bedroom window
>when I pulled my foreskin back, I noticed there was a jalepeno seed resting on my burning mushroom head
>ate it and continued on
>nigger
>mid fuck I get fire hole bad from jalapeno
>remember i'm late for a Bern rally
>PUDDI
>Trump became president of the United States
>I decline chad's offer, for I am majoring in gender studies just like anita, praised be her name
>half-life 3 finished, one and only copy eaten by gabe
>after whacking off in front of qt3.14s window, i head home, where mom has my tendies waiting at the door, at least shes not being a bitch tonight
>Get diagnosed with cancer
>but then...
>FBI back traces me through the internet
>everytime I looked at my little sister, I still get a hard-on from remembering on that we used to wrestle naked
> sometimes i wish i could tell someone face to face about my sister, and the way i really feel, but instead i come here to talk with my /b/ros
>Notice Chad heavily resembles my father
>muh tendies
>cry myself to sleep putting a sharpie in my ass
>shrek comes in through the window
>I wish to please him
>Shrek grabs Chads dick
>i lean over the bed, spreading my gender studies privledged white male ass wide to accept shreks girth
>doggo is died :(((
>kills doggo
>I was there he just walked up to them and just pushed them like a savage
>About to kill myself
>cont...
> OP HERE
>i went back in the station for a ride to my friends house that lives about a hour away
>they take me
>i tell everything to my friends (2 of my friends were already there thank fuck)
>they call me a mad cunt and said they'll back me up
>thank fuck, i wanted protection as i meet them all in fight training 7 years ago
>playing some xbox one
>smoking weed, fuck it felt good
>i got the munchies
>friend suggests mcdonalds
>was music to my ears
>we go as they all brang their bikes so i have to ride some fucking gay lowrider bike
> keep in mind we go through 10m of the hood before getting to mcdonalds, was wary as fuck but with 3 friends i was hyped as fuck for some action
> and of course my friend causes some shit with some of the guys passing it
> hes wearing baggy jeans, typical nigger, ny hat
> oh fuck
> the nigger says
> "AY YO ARENT U THE ONE WHO CALLED anon exs DOG?"
> " yo dead MUHPUCHA"
> i didnt know if i should be scared or laugh, typical nigger language, keep in mind this hood is small so everyone knows everyone
> he was playing eazy-e in a ghetto kfc speaker, lmao
> he tells me to square up
> fight
> he lifts up his leg, i swift his leg trying to not make me sound like a hero fag
> my friends jump him
> we fuck him so much we could get done seriously bad
> put that pedal to the metal yo to mcdonalds
>>674698503
>dog is viscous
>eating on junkie
>dog is unpredictable
>dog can turn and try to attack police
no, the dog was overly-aggressive and poorly trained. If i were the police, i would have shot the dog also. Can't take the risk of being bit by a non-inoculated dog. rabies isn't worth the risk
This is coming from a guy whi was raised with dogs all my life. currently have a 5 year old and an 8 week old puppy. both German Shepards.
>>674699087
The dog also just finished biting some junkies
>>674698979
Sounds like a recipe for disaster. For now, I'm intrigued.
>>674699087
>dog is viscous
ew
>>674699374
>The dog just finished biting some junkies
.... fucking read my post again, or go to bed
>>674699087
>viscous
Bring dat solvent, yo, cant have da dog so fuckin viscous.
>>674699087
>>674699585
>>674699586
fucking vicious god dammit
> we get some food, fuck mcdonalds is good
> this is not exactly hood but white central, so theres still niggers
>some fags are driving around staring into mcdonalds
>for fuck sake
> we start to leave as we didnt see it for about 5 min
> before we go it does another round, but the window goes down
> feminine hand points to the mcdonalds
> mfw its my ex
> white van, fuck
> thinking about death
> but they go away, im telling them were gonna get jumped as soon as we leave
> were vunerable as fuck, she said i was a dead man, what if they ram us with the van when were on bikes
> we got our bikes super fast, took it into mcdoanlds and ask if we can go back way for our saferty
>a cool as guy said yeah if we carry the bikes for santary reasons
>we steal food on the way for the shits and gigs
>were out
> we fucking gap it
> but this mcdonalds has windows so the van saw were gone so they fucking circled mcdonalds, we remembered the shitty streaks the car went everytime we heard it, but were in a ally way
>we wonder if we should go through the hood or call the police
> we hear the noise come closer, were all freaking out if we should get out of the ally way
>>674699693
time for bed i failed hard. night /b/ros
This needs to be a movie ??
>>674699585
Hey my bedtime is in 2hrs
> friends called me a pussy for thinking about police, say we should call a frien
> other sya we should go normal way but out of main road
> friend lives 20m away from the maccas, home is 30m with bikes, so we call our friend
>i call him
> " YO YOYOYOY!! WAZ UP MA NIGGA"
> he has a car shit, but we needed one
> bruh can you give us a ride? we might get jumped were at mcdoanlds blah blah"
> im at a party so you can come back yo?
> i say yeah sure will be fun
> for a turn of events, we get picked up, car noises were gone 5 m before he came
> we head for the party hyped as fuck we lost a jump
>>674700008
checked
Op your story makes no sense. Junkies wouldnt chase you for not doing heroin. That's the most unrealistic thing I've read in a while. You said they chased you for like 3 hours. Makes no sense. They're on heroin, after all. Fix your story. The shooting the dog thing is a bit of a stretch but more believable. You're a good storyteller though, kudos.
>>674700351
Checked on what a 08
>op here
>near final, best part
>>674700427
Shh, let him continue, it's interesting. Doesn't need to be real, as long as some concept of reality is there. I'm tired off all the reruns.
>>674700427
im not telling a story
i said i got woke up at 1am
walked to the hood, which took a while, and when i was with them it was around 4am.
>>674700729
nigger continue. or did it end?
>we get to the party
>we had some alochol in the car, not enough to be drunk though so a lil tip
> were there a for a hour
>then
> motion blur
> M F W shes fucking there with like 5 guys crying
> i get my friends to the toilet and tell them and im about to burst, will be honest
> i start to panic
> when they start to talk i hear her
> he fucking murdered my fucking dog!
> she was saying that walking with each word getting closer
> why me
> she starts banging on the door
> they had lean here and xanax, she was obviously tripped
> she said open up swearing, kicking the door
> only window in here was enough to fit a dog through
>we are fucked
> i am actually wondering if im dreaming its so fucking scary and unreal ill even say
CAN YOU FUCKINH DECIDE IF THE DOG IS BELL OR HOMER YOU FUCKING LYING PIECE OF SHIT
>>674696936
>>674697648
>>674701103
this. am confused
>>674701103
Rekt em
>>674701212
>>674701103
its a meme search up homer is dead
^ i feel bad i had to say that
>>674699696
>stealing food from a cool manager
faggot
>friend had a fucking knife, told him to have it behind him incase
>they let me be all behind them
> they all come out
> everyones laughing at us as 4 guys is coming out of the toilet
>shes on the toilet
>HEY anon ITS HIM
> scrap happens
> fight circle format
>theres no running now
> gank session
> friend gets knocked out but we imagaine to fuck up 3 of them with 2 of the guys watching back
> were fucking tired
> 2 of the guys tag in
> i tell them to stop
> guy was fucking buff and massive clocks me in the jaw
> on the ground
>friend clocks him
>other guy and friend start to scrap
> some nerd who didnt get invited stop it, actually glad for once
> ex is complaining, people hold her back
> there was chanting that fight was this big
> white central, cops were here, someone snitched on the party (underage drinking)
>>674701103
He means the greek poet you fuck
>>674698979
>CALLED anon exs DOG
Wuf ruf dawg
Naw riof woof roof
>>674701809
>>674701809
kek you faggot
>>674701580
hurry up
>all the people involved in the fight and my ex got arrested, dk what happened to the minors
>her mum came in to the police
>she realised what all had happen
> she yells at her so hard
> haha bitch.jpeg
>disowns her, i even thought that was a lil much
> i even try to stop her mum
>fuck off!"
> ok then u bucket pussy bitch
> she takes her,
> friends all smile
> we still got fucked up for that party though. it has fucked up my life but made my life a lot more interesting with the popularity and wacky story.
> TD;LR??
> guns and dogs dont match
> thanks everyone for reading, i know its unreal but believe it or not, i fucking lay back on the chair knowing i survived that shit.
sounds unreal* oops
>>674702107
>>674701809
So how did the convo with the dog go m8? Like, I literally waited all this time to read about it.
>>674698979
> put that pedal to the metal yo to mcdonalds
WHAT METAL DID YOU PUT THE PEDAL TO YOU STUPID AMERICAN FUCK IT'S A BIKE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
So i wanted to know what you guys thought of my story
>be me 18 still in school
That one
>>674702388
im not american bruv
>>674702107
good shit op. had a good read.
although 19 and not being underage?
must be canuckfag like me then
or english
or whateverthefuck
>>674702107
that was garbage OP
What a retarded ending. You're a white nigger.
>>674702467
Must be some of these Syrian immigrants fucking white women.
Thata what you get cuh
>>674702518
thanks man, have a good day
>>674702107
На калени, сука.
>>674702661
im gunna have a good night sleep thanks
>>674694473
