>wank everyday, 22
>as soon as i get home go on 4chan, porn
>like MILFs
>kind mom gives me food everyday
>treat her with respect
>home is great, amazing atmosphere
>every one of my mom's friends are hot
>day by day fantasize about her friends
>interrogated by mom one day
>never said "yes" to her questions
>our relationship doesn't feel the same
>see her naked in the bathroom 1 day
>awesome
>urinate one day while she's showering
>react to her saying "wtf?!?!?!?!?!"
This is a long story but I have a lot more ready to copy and paste, shall I continue?
>>674692993
ehh
>hhaha i will poop in u poop so hard on ur face
>when ur asleap ahaahahaaha
>.... m strong hard adn green poops will >demolish u they will land upon u in ur sleap >hahaha u cant do anything to stop it
>"
>AHJAHA A HAHAAAAHAAHA
>HAHAHAAHHAHAA i will poop all over u and >poop on ur face
>making big poops on ur entire face >hhahaahhah
>they land in ur mouth and u dont know coz ur asleep
>jaaahhahahahaahahha my big strong >indestructibebl poops demolish u and crush u >hahah theyre heavy asnd strong and green and hard
>ahhaahahaha my poops kill u
>my poops kill u u stupid bictch u stupid kunt i >fuk u i fuk u i fuk u with my big fat and green strong
>INDESTRUCTIEBL
>POOPS
>EVER!!!!!!!!! HAHHA
>MF
>JIZZ ON U S O HARD WITH MUY POOP >INFESTED ITS GREEN ISAWLLALLOWED >THE CUM AN ITS IN MY GREAN POOP
>HAHAHAHAHHA
>INDESTRCTBLE poops r
>>>>>>>>>>>grean>>>>>
>>GREANS
> GREANS
>GREANS
<GREAN TAXT IS AWZUM I LUV POOPIN ON U
OP pls cont
mor
>I first noticed this MILF next door after the >winter period had gone it became extremely >warm and natural as British people do the >neighbors got out the barbecues, paddling >pools etc.
>On a sunny Saturday I decided to hang out >my living room window while having a fag >and noticed the neighbors next door was out, >now I know you shouldn’t stare etc but I >couldn’t help myself, playing around in this >paddling pool was what I would describe a >perfection of nature, she was in nothing but a >2 piece bikini which I might add only just >covered what it needed, at this point her >husband and daughter came out, he noticed >me straight away and shouted up saying >hello, to which I responded and retreated >back into my living room.
>>674693820
>˙ʇou ʎɥʍ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ I os ɹǝǝq ɐ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝɯ >pǝʞsɐ ǝɥs 'uʍoƃ ƃuᴉssǝɹp ɹǝɥ uᴉ pᴉɐl sɐʍ ǝɥs >pǝɔᴉʇou I 'ǝuolɐ ɹǝɥ oʇ uǝʞods ʎllɐnʇɔɐ I ǝɯᴉʇ >ʇsɹᴉɟ ǝɥʇ sɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ʎllɐɯɹou ʇɐɥɔ ʇᴉɥɔ oʇ pǝʇɹɐʇs >ǝʍ puɐ ollǝɥ pᴉɐs I os 'uǝpɹɐƃ ɹǝɥ uᴉ sɐʍ ʎpɐl >ǝɥʇ ʎluo pǝɔᴉʇou puɐ ƃɐɟ ɐ ƃuᴉʌɐɥ uᴉɐƃɐ >ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ʇno ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ sɐʍ I ǝnlq ǝɥʇ ʇno >ƃuᴉuǝʌǝ ǝuo uǝɥʍ 'suoᴉsɐɔɔo ʎuɐɯ uo ɯǝɥʇ >oʇ uǝʞods puɐ ʇol ɐ uǝpɹɐƃ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ʇno ɯǝɥʇ >pǝɔᴉʇou I sʞǝǝʍ ƃuᴉɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌO
>>674692993
>thumbnail
Are you mental
Dude WTF is going on. I mean. I'm fucking huge, I admit it, but please tell me this is normal talk or not because it seems crazy but my edible kicked in and I'm peaking
>>674694403
whats your squat
>>674694403
Yo, OP here, check out this hot milf.
>>674694403
Fuck. I meant to say I'm high. Not huge
>this whole fucking thread
What the fuck is going on here
wewt
U wut m8
>>674696168
LOOK AT MY PICTURE FAGGOT!
This thread...
Is anyone sober enough to explain this thread
>>674697198
don't worry Adolf, it'll be over soon
>>674693251
how drunk are you, faggot?
>>674697799
Checked
>>674697799
OP HERE, THOSE DUBS CONVINCE ME THAT YOU ARE INDEED A FAGGOT AND NOT LYING TO ME. HOW DID YOU GET THE SPAGHETTIS?
>>674698284
You'll have to finish whatever the fuck you started to find out m8
This thread..
DONT TURN OFF THAT LIGHT
>>674693251
Due to the inane shit in here check em
Get thread
we just got baited
hot grill coming thru, also dubs
Daaaaamn
Wheres the dark
>>674699755
Nice
>>674699755
fck
>>674699755
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>>674700255
They see me rollin'
>>674699755
Check em
>>674698947
>>674697142
» op is invited inside to drink beer with sxc neybur
>>674700778
>>674694182
Is that the whole story?
newfags not taking their dinosaurs for walks
>>674701463
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>>674702041
shity spider-penis logo
>>674702348
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>>674697475
My favorite anime
>>674700255
