Waifu claiming thread - ayy lmao edition
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>You have a 0.08% chance to get schizophrenia
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Chara here
カラミチーマス
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714455142
Don't miss out on what? I don't want to date a witch because they pour salt all over the house. I've lived with a witch for many years, I know what I'm talking about.
>>714455181
lmao
It's better to just take it slow and then ask for her name and go from there.
>>714455278
you content working the job/type of jobs you are now for the next 5 years or so? it's hard to get back into school once you've dropped out, trust me
Sameji claim'd
>>714454892
She doesn't like them
>>714454938
I already bought like 36
>>714454983
Well I don't work there. The most recent try went like this
>walk into pet store confidently
>"hey girl are you thirsty" (asking her out for a drink)
>she doesn't hear me "huh?"
>i reply "um I'd like a goldfish please"
>she answers "If you get two you get one for free"
>"um sure I'll take it"
I've been thinking about having my friends feed me lines from a parked van around the block from the petshop. I saw in a sitcom before
>>714455006
She's really really pretty though
>>714455117
I'm really shy though.
>>714455232
I'm shy though
Still here
>>714455756
>I already bought like 36
you can never have too many gold fish
Changing back
>>714455643
>>714455540
fine only kisses and licking honey off it
>>714455709
claiming loli rem.
loli rem best rem
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
Claim
The cold keeps you clear while the heat leaves a haze.
>>714455789
no you're not
>>714455756
Think about it like this, you either ask her out now or she'll date the guy that bullied you all through high school.
>>714455756
Then get over your shyness.
>>714455862
That's fine
Cirno claimed
Forever mine~
>>714455756
Dude what ? Don't ask your friends to do that, that's retarded. Just go talk to her, she's not going to kill you or anything.
Don't be weird about it and it won't feel weird.
>>714455710
don't miss out on being a wizard
did you get to cast something or donate virgin blood to her ?
>>714455824
/thread
This is actually true.
What do you mean "404 not found"? Too lazy to link?
Flan Claim
>>714455709
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>>714456124
welcome back everyone
>>714456124
Look at me
This is my thread now
>>714455939
Oh... Okay...
Cirno claimed claimed
Forever mine~~
>>714455540
Well not really, Dutchland has a very solid job system where you can just write yourself in a job distribution center and they give you whatever job is available
>>714455704
>>714455789
Yea maybe talking to someone else would actually help
I just agreed because I see no other option anymore
I will see what comes next
>>714455715
I don't see why that's a problem
I can be happy with living a wage cuck life, school isn't for someone like me yet no one believes that
>>714455954
Alice
>>714456165
I am the one who bakes Skyler!
>>714456194
We have that here too. In theory.
>>714456097
Alice a cute
>>714456165
I'm too much of a loser to leave
>>714456194
Yuno
>>714456185
Cirno claimer claimed*
>>714456171
Sup
>>714456061
I only had her make me a few sigils, and yes she used my vigin blood for a few spells.
>>714456165
"YOU TOO CLOSE MHAN"
>>714456290
>I'm too much of a loser to leave
>>714456368
>>714456048
But I saw it in a sitcom. It may have not worked for them but this is real life and is different.
>>714455824
There's not a lot of room in my studio apartment
>>714456005
He got ran over by a bus. He's paralysed from the neck down.
>>714456030
Its not that easy
>>714456030
where else are you ticklish?
>>714455756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEl4jxkFGE&feature=youtu.be&t=228
>>714456274
In theory?
Also enough about me, how are you?
>>714456290
What if I told you I want you to stay?
>>714456368
Hey shiro
Hello, How is everyone doing>???
>>714456272
Well, you may bake Skyler, but I bake this!
>>714456290
Well damn
>>714456339
>sits next to you
>fatrolls flap on your knee
I'm not
>>714456445
No one said it's easy
>>714456447
E-everywhere
>>714456339
what spells where those?
>>714456487
Fucking excellent.
>>714456330
Not much you ?
Cute gif btw
>>714456493
You didn't get it did you? Breaking Bad reference? Ugh..
>>714456608
Just got home from work hbu??
And thanks c:
>>714455905
Here ya go
(Even though that doesn't count as a claim since it's still Rem)
>>714456493
lips too ?
>>714456477
In theory you go to a job center and get a job.
Except you don't get a job.
>>714456487
Hey there, I'm doing fine!
>>714456562
Welcome back haruhi!
>>714456631
I... I don't watch TV shows
>>714456601
That's great@
>>714456631
Hey fuckboi
>>714456742
Charas whats up? You a women yet?
>>714456437
Yes?
>>714456477
Hi tsun. What's up with you?
>>714456290
she qt qt
claimed
>>714456742
Hey how's it going
>>714456608
Are you talking to yourself?
>>714456124
Die in your sleep
You don't actually love your waifu
If trips all waifus are belong to us
>>714456194
if you're alright with it then go for it man
>>714456445
you can always make more room for the fish
>being so jealous of me that you LITERALLY pretend to be me in another thread
I don't know if I want to laugh or cringe
>>714456799
What's the meaning of this?
>>714456487
I don't know about everyone, but I'm alright.
>>714456876
So close
>>714456562
eyes too far apart.
no nose
red knees
uneven hair
shitty bangs
yellow eyes?
2/10
>>714456736
Next to Makoto I guess you're the smoothest person in this thread god damn
>>714456788
Last I checked no
What about you?
>>714456805
welcome!
>>714456819
I'm home from university and did my exam! As you could see when you were there, I spammed the thread with knowledge I needed to know
>protip: Some of my psychological knowledge is in the bakepost
>>714456487
Pretty good and yourself?
>>714456493
>mfw
>>714456546
I don't know because I wasn't allowed inside the salt barrier until she permitted it. But I know she was up to no good. Then she would bow and pull my arm to her and slit my wrist with an anthame. The blood poured into a pot, she would stir it and permit me to leave.
It's a long process.
>>714456878
>he doesnt know what b8 is
>>714456707
it does count. they r 2 different what.
>tfw already replaced by a seasonfag
Hey guys what's going on her--
Oh.
>>714456445
It won't work, trust me.
I'm starting to think you're baiting
>>714456690
I'm going to go take a shower, then I think I'll go out for a smoke
You're welcome
>>714456820
Kek, no, just another guy with the same waifu
>>714456932
who is Makoto and why smooth? I'm just having a lovely talk with you
>>714457032
>The same waifu
You can only have one waifu/husbando
>>714456878
have a (You)
>>714456742
It's ok, not like I want you to watch TV shows or anything, baka~
>>714456788
Call me a fuckboi one more time and you will forget how to breathe. *insert much edge*
>>714456842
Wow. Is this the Cirno I know? Because the Cirno I know would not say something like this. I can keep going about how much I love her but I am out of fucks to give.
here
>>714456368
We have that much in common then
>>714456477
That would be in line with what I was going to do anyway. It will be acceptable
>>714456493
Cut me CharaYuno
>>714456804
And I love her
>>714457018
Then demon Rem is another character. Which was also stated false by an old Rem claimer.
>>714456878
'Sup bitch?
>>714457168
That bunny girl is really cute
>>714456951
got contact with that person ??
would love to know what she did
>>714456932
Thanks
>>714456973
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>>714457272
This is now an Alice appreciation thread
>>714457032
What if I went there at closing time and walked her home and then my friends steal her purse and then I "beat them up" and give her her purse back. That would work right
I'm not baiting either.
>>714457027
```zoinks scoob you just can't switch waifus like that```
>>714457117
I don't give a shit really.
I mean she's a fictional character, so if other poeple want to have her as a waifu, why not ?
But she's still mine tho
>>714456742
Oh that doesn't make a whole lot of sense
Why not?
>>714456799
Nothing much
Trying to survive the night
What about you
>>714456877
Problem is I need my parents support, with getting started and having a roof over my head
And they still treat my like a child
>>714457249
erm no. demon rem is same as normal rem.
>>714457144
There.
>>714457134
Fuck boi
>>714457251
Hello sex maniac
>>714457272
Hello alice1
>>714457285
Heyo momo
>>714456878
I feel like i know that dog
>>714456892
Yeah? Well thats all a guy can ask for really.
How's your day going?
>>714456932
I thought you were like transitioning
>>714456951
why are you so cute?
>>714456973
>>714457004
ALICE-CHAN
>>714457134
Really whats good flan u egypt
>>714457386
But if shes married to someone else then she is not yours.
>>714456951
heh
>>714457027
Hello there Ruby!
>>714457089
t-too lovely man, too lovely
>>714457134
tsun tsun dere dere tsun tsun dere
>>714457189
that's a first
>>714457329
How are you my man?
>>714457405
Cause you just don't get the fucking job
>>714457439
Without insurance and money I can't
>>714457429
Tht wasn't me
>>714457405
Yuno looks lit AF in that picture famalam
>>714457511
>Hello alice 1
>>714457492
Heyo chara
>>714457379
Why do you hate me tbh. What did I even do?
>>714457492
Hey Chara? What's up?
I am the one true Ryuuko
I am the oldfag Ryuuko
All newbies piss off
>>714457429
hi
>>714457405
yea, i know how that goes, no fun
>>714456889
What?
>>714457189
I suppose.
>>714457405
Just being bored. Watching YouTube.
>>714457646
>>714457287
Oh yeah we talk everyday, but she won't open up about what she did. She mention something about the black curses not working if she thinks about them.
>>714457429
Good morning Cyborg ^^
>>714457439
I'm not... cute.
>>714457492
Are you really that fat irl?
>>714457376
If you're not baiting you must me either completly socially inapt or really retarded, no offense.
You walk up to her, talk with her a bit, anything really, just nothing too weird, then ask her for her number/if she wants to go for a drink.
It really is that easy. If you don't grow some balls you'll end up alone.
>>714457646
Cool.
>>714457429
*loads of ass fucking*
>>714457439
What the fuck does that even mean? I am fine, watching some Akito the Exiled, need to be ready for S3 of CG.
>>714457492
Yes.
>>714457665
hello smelly
>>714457636
>am bully the roob
zoinks
How are ya though
>>714457492
too lovely ? is that a bad thing ?
>>714456932
I've been sick ever since I got my medication I'm not sure if I should be taking it
>>714457439
Quite unmemorable, just practiced a bit of violin playing and started with my exercise routine again.
What about yours?
>>714457134
You said you loved CC too.
Who's your next taste of the season?
>>714457724
how old is that person??
>>714457492
Being lazy. I should clean, but....
>>714457027
Leave while you still can.
>>714457775
Fine but i get to be on top
>>714457724
She is 100%organic
>>714457665
So when we going on our date
>>714457636
Nothing much really, just had a exam today
>>714457613
Hello there Talil
>>714457724
No, I have average weight
>>714457822
I don't know
>>714457775
bad
>>714457830
What do you have? Did you read the paper that came with the package? Side effects are a common occurence, especially with anti-depressants
>>714457979
but thread is more interesting
>>714457189
Who the fuck is spamming these Alice pics?
>>714457492
But why not? If they promise the job you should get it
>>714457566
What does this mean?
>>714457712
Sorry to hear you've been through the same shit
I always like hearing different stories, want to talk about it?
>>714457723
what are you watching?
>>714458023
Stop being so adorable
>>714457779
good afternoon and not smelly well i guess i am but its irish spring so thats a fine smell
>>714457984
I dont recall agreeing to that
>>714458077
eh, spent like 3 or 4 years in therapy after my parents got divorced thanks to a suicide attempt that got noticed, my parents didn't start treating me like an adult until this last year when i bought a house and car
>>714457760
I'm a foreigner to the US.
I'm from New Zealand.
I've ask her for a drink before but I ended up getting goldfish. Also I can't talk to her as there are other customers at the store.
>>714458077
But it might take some time!
We don't have as many jobs as we have people!
>>714456477
If I could answer that question I would
>>714458262
was talking about tomoko but thx for telling me u smell like irish spring.
>>714457784
>All this hate ;~;
I'm going to hate Nico forever tbh.
I'm fine, day's been chill. You?
>>714458076
Oh, how did that go? What was it about?
>>714457439
Shino my bb
>>714457981
Why tho?
Fuck I can't tell who's cringier. The autists asking for dating advice or the inexperienced virgins trying to give him awkward advice. Stick to your body pillows kids you are obviously horrible with women. Not even trying to bait either, any normal person from the outside looking in would laugh at some of these responses
>>714457925
Oh hey someone remembers that. As you see like you stated, "loved". Yes I did, I USED to. Flan is the only love for me and I hate to say this to every single fucking person who asks me. Is there anything else you need?
>>714457984
Ohoho...
>>714458076
Congratulations, you just triggered a vietnam flashback.
>>714458262
Just because you dont recall doesnt mean it didnt happen
>>714458076
Have i talked to you before? If i did i dont remember
>>714457775
That actually sounds prettty cool man. I've been hooked on Bungou stray dogs, it's amazing. i've been trying to get into occult 9 but i keep falling asleep.
>>714457855
Not much here. Played some League this morning with a couple of the posters from here and got super tilted. Then i decided it was too cold out to be like awake so i went to sleep for most of the afternoon. Was actually kinda cash.
Now im debating going to get an energy drink and grinding out a few more hours into final fantasy 15.
>>714458077
She looks stoned.
>>714458399
Duke!
>>714458451
Did it just get very rood in here?
>>714458456
which waifu did u claim? before u started shitposting?
>>714458607
That's obviously Chen
>>714458607
>his left hand
>>714458076
can it get more lovely then ?
>>714458293
It's even easier if you're a foreigner then, you don't have to fear anything.
it doesn't matter if you asked her for a drink before, since you said she didn't hear you.
Who the fuck cares about the other customers ? Just go talk to her about something about pets and engage in a conversation.
But you know, asking for advice here isn't the best idea, just go do it and see what happens, as I said before, worst scenario is you get rejected, wich isn't that bad.
>>714458600
>>714458451
My sleep schedules are irregular as ever. Today I woke up at fucking 2 am. It's a miracle I fell back asleep. And I don't think Nico is around anymore
>>714458456
'Sup bitch.
>>714458451
This is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
>>714458425
she probably smells like oranges. I ran out today so i need more
>>714458551
I would remember it. You also went to bed far earlier than myself
>>714458451
Psychology, should've gone well
>>714458544
God damn. How was it?
>>714458686
Y-you tell me. I don't think it can
>>714458600
They talk too fast don't they?
>Fucking internet so slow that I cannot load any good pictures. I try but it just loads forever and when it gets to 100% it says captcha timed out.
Fuck you Egyptian net!
This thread is progressing too quickly
>>714458898
It was fun.
>Flan.
>I gave up on pics with this net.
>>714457376
Cringe thread material
>>714458076
Not home but I'm pretty sure it's some like like venlafaxine
It has all the basic side effects but I haven't been able to move easily because of it
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>>714459048
Flight of the Conchords, Season 2
"Wingmen"
shynesscauses him to constantly buygoldfishfrom her while he builds up courage to ask her out.
Bret asks Jemaine to be his wingman and they borrow a headset from Dave's store so that Jemaine and Dave can feed him advice from a distance. He says it is an idea he got from asitcom.
When that idea fails, Bret convinces Jemaine to pretend tomugSavannah, so he can save her and be seen positively in her eyes. It is another idea he got from asitcom. Jemaine enlists the aid of his friend John, who mugged them in thethird episode of season one.
Bret meets Savannah in the street and starts to walk her home. She ends up asking him out for dinner. Then, before Bret can stop them, Jemaine and John execute the pretend mugging plan. Due to force of habit, John actually does steal Savannah's purse, which leads to both him and Jemaine getting arrested. Jemaine is later released, and Savannah soon finds out that Bret faked the mugging and breaks up with him.
>>714459048
Just give it up.
>Hex Maniac
>>714459031
Ah, yes. Did you shoot many people? Do tell!
>>714459055
Tell it your doctor the next time you meet him
>>714458600
It did not.
Why do you have to hurt me so much bb, I was trying to be nice.
>>714458753
I know she isn't. But I'm still gonna hate her for memeing me so hard. Everyday is pain :^(
Same. Sleep schedule is destroyed. Went to sleep at like 6am and woke up at 12:30 or so. I get you.
>>714458846
It is but we come here anyways for some reason.
>>714458898
Best of luck!
Got any other exams apart from that one?
>>714458544
Hohoho=Christmas!!!
>>714458880
No you wouldnt remember because you are forgetful. And what does bedtime have to do with it?
>>714457944
Should be 32 now. She always perceived me as one of the most innocent and pure people she'd ever met, and when she found out I was a virgin she quickly befriended me and opened up about her magic spells and stuff a few months later. Then she waited for my reaction (which was a positive one). And that's when she know she could use me for rituals.
>>714458076
Ever thought about working out and bulking up?
>>714459135
I'm fond of Rin the most.
>>714459196
I thought you socially retarded shut ins were good with computers and Internet and shit? But yet none of you found a post-2012 image of that address. Not only are you all ugly and fat, you're also stupid as shit, the only redeemable quality I thought you had isn't even there. Oh well
>>714459277
Most nights it's 4 hours. Sometimes 2, sometimes 7. I hate my brain.
>>714459224
I shot you. You are actually a ghost, and I am a skelly.
>>714459314
It is isn't it? I have no one to celebrate it with tho.
>>714459277
Because we are scum and villainy.
Which ruby are you?
>>714459277
Yeah, next week philosophy and Pedagogics. In January then IT
>>714459343
I did and tried it. Alone I can't. I can't enjoy it
>>714459404
fucking sans
>>714458898
what would Chara do to become more lovely
>>714459443
That's lewdby Ruby
>>714459502
>
>>714459361
Your also pretty stupid
My whole advice thing was literally an episide of a tv show and you fucking fell for it
>>714459224
Do you think I should just stop taking it until then to be safe
>>714459451
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.
On days like these, kids like you...
SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!!
Posting a bit earlier than normal today.
What is your favorite holiday treat everyone?
>>714459451
Play some really loud rock music to pump you up. Works for me.
>>714459589
>your
>you haven't seen every episode of every tv show ever like my autistic ass, so you're stupid
Whew buddy.
>>714459688
Your mom
XDDDDD
>>714459688
Chicken nuggets.
>>714459314
i think id remember it if it was important. it means im not tired so i remember things that happened
>>714459591
Call your doctor and keep taking them until he says otherwise
>>714459559
in bed maybe
>>714459646
nice
