Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt2
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Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt2
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>friend asks me out on a date
>tell him i need to think about it
>want to make him my obedient pet male, someone to hold my purse while i kiss my boyfriend
>how do i reply?
tell him you'll go out with him but you pick the place. don't choose anything crazy, this is just to be assertive from the start. if the date goes well, go home with him. if you two are going to hook up, stop him before anything happens and lay down the rules about him being your bitch.
Bump
Stop posting this shit trying to be most replied post on the /b/ page. You know you don't give a shit about people's secrets, and you know you don't read all these faggots crying over their pathetic life. Stop posting this it's fucking cancer
Well, I probably fucked up. I sent her
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
and now I am starting to think it was a dumb thing to do. I guess I should probably just wait it out? Probably won't have a lasting affect, but still
oping that maybe she looked at it quickly, but put of the response until she had time, then slipped her mind
It is possible knowing that she is a bit too busy, (2 Jobs, 7 Classes and FD Duty) for a 20 year old.
How long should I wait until I say something? What should I say?
Please someone tell me what I may be seeing in this kinda unattractive girl? (Left one)
>>713529566
faggot
>>713529566
no fuck you, at least I'm achieving my dreams
>>713529044
Lately I've taken to wearing adult diapers and pooping myself in public places. My favourite is crowded subways, cos i can stand with my ass right in people's faces when they're sat down. And no-one suspects the girl standing right in front of them is filling her diaper up with stinking shit, not even 6 inches from their face. Sometimes i can see they smell whats up, but then i just make sure i get pushed and my poopy padded butt ends up pressed right against their face before i get off.
bump
>>713530388
no one gives a shit. I sincerely hope you die a painful death you fucking degenerate
>>713529261
Sound advice. Also, request he does simple things like opening doors and pulling out chairs and pulling the car around to pick you up instead of both of you walking to where the car is parked. Put him in the mindset in subtle ways.
>>713530706
That's a double bump, anon.
>>713530388
Time stamp is a must
>>713530229
>at least I'm achieving my dreams
What are your dreams?
>>713531315
actually last night I was dreaming about a girl I used to fuck when she was 16 and I was 19, she was explaining something about computers to me
she was looking good, maybe I should see what she's up t these days
I like them smell of my ass-sweat and cum. Normal?
>>713529044
My sister gave me a pity fuck over ten years ago. Only sex I've ever had. I'm certain she regrets it. I fantasize almost constantly about fucking her again. Literally at least once a day I fantasize about it.
>>713529044
Fucked 2 of my moms bf.
The last one kept coming to me after I moved out.
>>713531443
lol I thought so anon, you're doing nothing with your life except being a little idealistic bitch. Prove me wrong.
>>713531581
Everyone loves their own brand, Anon.
>>713531657
How old were you?
>>713529566
u right
>>713531730
14 the first one, and 16 the last one
>>713531694
>idealistic
how is that idealistic in any sense of the word fam?
>>713529611
She's a butterface that's just a makeover away from being better than decent. Dem legs, tho. I bet she'll take it in her ass.
>>713529611
A sisterly sort of NJ vibe. She looks like the New Jersey girl that doesn't give a shit and will take care of you through sucking your dick. She kinda looks like a worse Sammy from Jersey Shore
Said it yesterday, but fuck it I'm off again tonight.
When my parents split up, my mom took my sister and I on trips to stalk him and his new girlfriend. This occurred for years, from between the ages of 6 to 11, and only ended when they got back together, for whatever reason.
I think this has fucked up my ability to have a romantic relationship.
>>713531987
teen girls are so fucked up
>>713532033
Not really a butter face even, but yea, definitely has the potential with some work.
>>713532036
I can see that. Especially since she is from LI.
>>713532132
If someone fucks us up.
>>713531987
Aren't you angry at the guy that fucked you when you were 14? There's no way you had a full grasp of what you were giving up.
>>713529566
yaw
>>713532509
>Aren't you angry at the guy that fucked you when you were 14?
Yes.
But I was already fucked up.
>There's no way you had a full grasp of what you were giving up.
No, but I was already equating sex with any affection, so I didn't really get it
>>713531990
>at least I'm achieving my dreams
>at least I'm achieving my dreams..
>at least I'm achieving my dreams.....
...
>fam
This conversion ends here you mental cripple.
>be at work
>working with 7/10 normie girl
>have to bend over to pick up box when I hear a loud slap and a stinging pain on my ass
>Normie just laughed and said I was wide open and I laughed about it too
>but when I thought about it later it kinda annoyed me since if I did the same thing she'd in no way be cool with it and I'd be fired
>inb4 bang her
>>713532927
If that's the worst sexual harassment you've gotten at work, you're not facing any real trouble.
Not expecting much from /b, but here goes...
>0 - 7: well adjusted regular kid
>8 - 12: making animations, programming games with Flash 4, making sites through HTML
>13 - 15: get into networking and making games, start going to college, reading a lot for fun but allowed to play organized sports / chill with friends, get into phreaking, get hottie girlfriend who is two years older than me
> 16 - 20 : study all the religions of the world, go off to seminary, drop out and join the army (infantry), get medically discharged
> 20 - 23: smoke a shit load of weed, get 3 college degrees, can't find job, get turned down for basic ass jobs, get depressed, start committing crimes just to see if I can get away with them (I did), study philosophy a lot, learn about network security
>24 - 26: get a stable job, get stable girlfriend, start fucking random girls, fuck like 14 girls that year, get super high paying computer job, buy a house on the lake
I turn 27 in a few days and basically I've come to realize that I'm just get very, very burned out from people. I haven't had a television since i moved out of my parents' house and I think most people just believe I'm being pretentious when I don't have anything to talk about other than academic stuff. It isn't because I don't know how to be a normal person, I'm really just coming to terms with the fact that most people are preoccupied with shit-tier TV, have little to no self-awareness, and distract themselves with boring, repetitive bullshit. I have really good social skills and was class president for my senior year in high school. I don't think I'm better than anyone, the reality is that most of the people I've met in my life didn't really ever get to know who I was. I met maybe one friend who I feel like really understands me (he was some child prodigy Harvard kid graduate) but honestly he's just as exhausted and isolated from people as well.
>>713529566
You.. ok buddy? You get upset very easily don't you..
>>713532927
bang her
>>713532484
eh, most teen girls are hooking up with 25 year olds at 14 and loving it. Don't blame the guys for everything
>>713529611
where is this where they are all propped up on them shoez
>>713533057
That's not even it it's just that she can poke me, grab my ass, and give me hugs whenever if she wants but if I tried that shit I'd be in HR before the day ended
>>713532357
good god. Some people need to stop breeding
>>713533248
Looks to be before some event at their old HS.
I carry coins in my foreskin and walk around in crowded areas until they fall out down my pants and watch as people pick them up.
>>713533387
That's because you're a man, anon. These kinds of work environments aren't made for men.
>>713532748
so what fucked you up to begin with?
also, current age of you and who you're seeing now
>>713533392
Yea some are kinda hideous.
Except for Left, Center, and Right
>>713533630
>so what fucked you up to begin with?
Sunday school teacher
>also, current age of you and who you're seeing now
22 and no one
>>713532357
idk man maybe you're desperate and she feels obtainable, she's got fucked up cheekbones and a pig nose tho so god damn don't have her children
>>713529044
I Mae this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58384300eb60c
>>713533387
I know. The hypocrisy is infuriating. What can get you fired or put in jail these days can come down to mere social politics or a popularity contest
>>713533556
>>713532808
<3 u bb bear my childrens
>>713533790
Doubt it. I can get with typically cute ones no problem. But something about her...
>>713529044
I think I might have some sort of mental disease.
Possibly bipolar disorder or depression.
Not a day has gone by that I don't contemplate suicide, usually in the moments before sleep overtakes me.
I don't wish to alarm my family, so I haven't told anyone, nor have I let slip anything about me even feeling bad.
I'm going to seek out help, but only when I'm living on my own and can afford it.
>>713533780
also, femanon?
and age suday school teacher messed with you.. please greentext story
>>713533780
>>so what fucked you up to begin with?
>Sunday school teacher
Please, in detail, relate the stories that twisted your soul the most. I've got a snake to subdue.
>>713534395
>femanon?
yes
>and age suday school teacher messed with you.. please greentext story
I don't really want to go into it.
>>713531990
you're imagining things that never happened. You're imagining yourself as some sort of superhero in a story. If you did fuck a 16 year old at 19, which you should be ashamed of anyway, i bet she was ugly
>>713534245
It's the most logical explanation with the information provided, would need to know more about your relationship with her for a proper answer
You talk to her regularly? If so how does that normally go?
>>713529261
I think what you're looking for is the ultimate cuck, so you're going to have to turn him down. If he sticks around, keep mentioning that you have a boyfriend to him and talk to him about your boyfriend. Bring it up to him a few times a day. If he's still sticking, you're in the clear. Ask him to accompany you with your boyfriend to a date as a third wheel. If he says yes, then you can live out your fantasy.
How can I stop my addiction to soda and candy?
I really want a dick shooting a load down my throat right not but im male. Not faggot just closet bi.
>>713534245
damn, really shows that girls tend to hang with their same caliber
>>713534747
Haven't spoke a word to her at all. So, basically no relationship at all beyond a single class together
>>713534725
I fucked around a lot at that age. pretty indiscriminate, fucked 16 year olds and 40 year olds.
She was chunky but with a pretty face and kinky as fuck. was a slut long before I got to her fam.
no superhero, just two teens fucking. not sure why you're reading so much into it.
>>713535006
Right is supposedly her sister, and don't know about center
>>713532357
... no thanks
>>713535074
you're using "fam"
smugly thinks he's hot shit when it couldn't be further from the truth
>>713534945
Where you live anon? We could both try for the first time on eachother...
>>713535200
you should probably stick to one insult, jumping around all over the place gives you no chance to provide supporting evidence fam
>>713533087
So what's your IQ?
And tell me more about your prodigy friend
>>713535044
How does she act in the classes? Promiscuous?
>>713529044
I'm never going to understand women, or why men get so emotionally attached to them.
I love my girlfriend, but holy shit is it awful when she gets mad for seemingly no reason. Granted, I do my best to keep as pleasant a disposition no matter what's going on, cause fuck being angry, and fuck being depressed. Still rough though.
>>713529044
I fucked Taylor Swift
>>713535309
you provide a lot of ground to cover
>>713535503
Very quite and shy. So, not at all
>>713535270
You're gay
>>713535332
I got it tested once, but I think it's stupid because bragging about your IQ online is pretty pathetic. Ted Kaczynski's IQ was supposedly of "immeasurable genius," but he still was living in filth and built an outhouse right into the floor of his 25 x 25 foot cabin.
My prodigy friend was a lot wealthier than I was and had rich parents, but he also cared a lot less about stuff. He's pretty successful with women and is living in New York right now. You would never know he was rich since he works in a parking garage.
>>713532927
Why not try doing it back? That's how normal people act, anon. Might even be the start of getting to fuck her. Try having less autism next time
>>713535706
Bicurious, sure
>>713535946
Nah nigga you gay
>>713536069
0/10
>>713534697
I don't know how you feel about this, but I have a degree in psychology and spent a lot of time learning about how to help people in your circumstances live healthy, happier lives.
I'd be willing to talk to you about it via skype or something.
Alphonsey I see a phoneyy
>>713534697
just age then? and did your mom find out about her bf's?
>>713529044
I consider masturbation to be a shameful and disgusting act and the tought that everybody has done freaks me out even tho i know its irrational.
i have cheated on my boyfriend even tho i love im and he gives me a lot of attention. im just a thirsty bitch who cant stand to be apart fro im and i get sad when hes not around sometimes.
i love him so much but i have dreams of running away from home and pursuing a my ideal job. i know my boyfriend would rather stay here and live with his familly. he is very native from this land. he knows how it is outside but this is his home and big part of his life. how do i leave him when i need him?
I have multiple pairs of my sister in laws panties that I stole and I think she is suspecting something is amiss. I want to put them back but I think it would be too obvious. Where would be a good spot to put them? Maybe throw them behind the dryer next time I visit?
>>713537081
I'm jerking it to you right now!
>>713537111
burn them never look back
Lurking for probably 10, seldom post. Decided to share my shit.
>Male 35, divorced, good job, 2 kids will full custody
>Severe impulse control disorder
>Compulsive sex addict with many partners
>Rent rooms and have the parents sit so no one really knows who I am
>All I really want is to be married and monogamous again
>Never felt more lonely in my life
>>713537111
Don't put them back, she probably knew where they were before you took them
Was there anyone at all who could have also taken them? If so, just hide that shit for yourself and deny everything
>>713537081
>the tought that everybody has done freaks me out
I haven't done it.
>>713537371
>>713537551
This. If she starts to express suspicion and they suddenly turn up again you'll be doing nothing but setting off a red flag and likely on yourself.
>>713535802
Sure, Ted lived in squalor, but if we measured someone's success by the quality of their home life then we wouldn't be giving many people from history a fair rub, i.e. Tesla, Perelman, Diogenes, etc. The truth is if we're talking about someone more than a decade after his or her death, then their impact on the world, whether fueled by intellectual oomph or not, warrants a recognition as some sort of success.
>>713535645
So should I bother with trying to fuck this shy, somewhat unattractive girl?
>>713537081
You hate masturbating but you commit adultery? Bible doesn't even reference jerking it, fucker.
>>713529044
This semester I cheated in 3 of 4 classes. Being a father who works full time is my excuse.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>713535802
Ted was a smart man, you should read his shit.
>>713537081
>I consider masturbation to be a shameful and disgusting act
Do yourself in the but. It isn't masturbation if you come from behind.
>>713537371
>>713537551
>>713537961
I know she suspects it was me because the last time we slept over my wife went to borrow a hair dryer and she pushed pants back that were tucked behind the door. She put them back and I had to convince my wife not to confront her about it. She thinks that her brothers wife didn't trust her but it was clearly me.
>>713535802
If you think those details preclude someone from being a genius, then you are not one yourself by any meaningful measure. Not taking a side on Ted K. But you dismiss someone's intelligence based on something unrelated to his work or views. Gödel was a hypochondriac nutjob. Still genius though.
Maybe your lack of fulfillment is a result of boxing yourself in with other similar bad assumptions.
>>713537997
That's fine, but you missed my point that IQ doesn't have anything to do with literally any of those things you mentioned.
>>713538347
I did. In fact, I own the book by Skribina (however you spell it).
The problem is that his arguments are reductionist and not very compelling.
Relationship advice?
I jumped into a long distance relationship when I wasn't ready for anything. I struggle with severe depression and I'm not functioning well.
I'm afraid that I won't find my own stability if I'm trying to maintain a relationship that's become strained and stressful.
I can't support him enough when I can't even take care of myself.
I love him so much and I would like to grow old with him, but I think we both need time to work on ourselves first.
I don't want to hook up with anyone else, I just want to get better.
But he wouldn't let me go back to him. He says that any break would be a forever goodbye.
I don't want to lose him forever but I have lost myself almost completely. I am drowning in depression and I'm not the person I want to be. I can't take care of anyone and we keep hurting each other so much.
I don't want to hurt him or make him hate me, but this relationship is mostly unhealthy for both of us. We are too distant and messed up.
I want to be there for him and make everything better, but I can't do that until I'm okay.
Do you have any advice? I can't risk losing him until he understands how much I care about him.
And I don't want to lose him at all, I just want to find myself and share that person with him.
How do I avoid hurt?
>>713537481
i fear that this is what I will end up like
I swear sometimes that I feel held back though being in a relationship because I have so many aspirations and own my own business
Hang in there man you will do it. Really focus and try to stop with all the partners possibly. I know that will be hard. I do miss those days when I was younger. I am still fairly young gtw
>>713538631
holy fuck your married?
dude alright explain the situation again
i dont get it about the pants
>>713539136
Say what you will, but a reductionist point of view can be necessary to inspire the general populace, more hopefully the genuine leaders and visionaries around us.
I disagree about his arguments not being compelling: Industrial Society and its Future is a great read, today more so than ever.
>>713539220
done this a few times:
you cant avoid hurt. this is going to fucking hurt no matter what. you can try to reduce the pain, and make it a short break, and make it a clean break or a gradual one or setting boundaries for contacting each other ,but they barely take the edge off.
You cant avoid it. It's hurting you being in the relationship right now, and its going to hurt a lot to get out of it. But you already know what you need to do, the only thing remaining is to man up to that decision and face the pain head on.
>>713539403
He just came out with a new book.
>>713531315
To stop dreaming.
>>713538631
Yikes
You need to explain the pants thing better, that was a really fragmented sentence it doesn't make sense
>>713529581
So, what to do? I wanna say something to her, but I don't know what
>>713539801
right I just said the same thing to him
Read it three times still didnt get it
>>713538912
Wow, people are really flying off the handle and not understanding my Kaczynski comment. I think this thread actually opened my eyes to the reality that putting yourself out there as "intellectual" (whether intentionally or not) means people are going to rush at you to either identify with you or cut you down in order to establish themselves as your equal or superior. At least, that's definitely what I'm seeing in this thread.
I'll spell my point out, which was never "Ted was dirty, therefore he wasn't really a genius." My point was that IQ doesn't meaningfully correlate with behavior that people consider "intelligent." Ironically, everyone seems to be focusing on the strawman that Ted was dirty, yet clearly missing the point that my example was a serial murderer who was diagnosed by multiple psychologists as having paranoid delusions about technology controlling his mind. Just for the record, he also had GID.
So when you talk about intelligent behavior, you're always going to have to operationalize it in a way that's meaningful if you're trying to talk about a metric like IQ that supposedly measures it. I would argue if you're completely out of touch with reality and are incapable of maintaining basic relationships even though you want to (as in Kaczynski's case), it certainly speaks to a lack of intelligence simply by virtue of the fact he isn't capable of meeting these ends. An aptitude for mathematics doesn't excuse that.
>>713539320
Wish I could stop. Frankly, my life would be so much easier if I could. My impulses and compulsive nature unfortunately prevent me from doing so.
my rommate had a snapping turtle in a fishtank that pissed me off so I jammed it in a rock so it would drown
>>713539220
>I struggle with severe depression
>How do I avoid hurt?
From an oldfag with unmedicated depression, you can't. That is life. More so for us than for most.
>we keep hurting each other so much
It's over. You're in love with being in love not with him and him not with you. That's a hard pill to swallow but nothing can get better until you swallow it.
>I love him
Shit, TITS OR GTFO w/ timestamp
>>713539848
wait days and see what happens
gotta let things like this slide you guys are 20
>>713529044
I voted for Trump.
I don't even know why. The moment came, and I just did. All my friends and family think I voted for Hillary.
>>713539670
I know, I've yet to read it. I'm talking of his established works.
>>713539403
Yet ironically you write this on a computer and post it to the fucking internet, which makes you look stupid as shit.
Also, there's nothing compelling about one hundred pages of someone with no formal education in psychology making haphazard claims about "the psychology of the liberal." Moreover, a reductionist argument is by definition a bad argument.
>>713539944
The pants were placed behind the door to see if the door was pushed open. It had to be placed there on the way out of the room by reach around. That's how it was Almost a trap to see if anyone entered the room
I have a daddy dom kink. Is that weird?
>>713540060
True, but still there is the chance it just slipped her mind due to other stuff.
Also, socially we are both kind idiotic in our own ways... So, yea.../
>>713540292
When do I claim he's right? I say it's interesting.
>>713529044
I am currently talking with my cousin, it turns me on so much but not blood I think, my grandma's brothers child, is it wrong?
>>713539031
No, I get that you don't want to share your IQ, even though I would still like to know (out of petty, superficial curiosity and the desire to prove it correlates less to intelligence than I legitimately believe) and I understand you seem unwilling to share. I was just trying to point out that just because he lived so squalidly doesn't discount the potential that his intellect was of "immeasurable genius." Like, I know you were trying to say that IQ doesn't equal intelligence, but pointing out someone's living habits doesn't prove that. Granted, while having written a surprisingly accurate if not extreme manifesto, the guy was a little cuckoo.
I've been dating this 23 year old for 4 months (LDR) and I finally brought up to him that I really like the whole daddy Dom fetish even though I do not have childish tendencies what so ever. No plushies and I take care of myself.
I explained everything to him throughout the past week and finally asked if this is what he wanted two days ago. This is not just in the bedroom kind of kink. He replied
> let me think about it
Two days later and he still doesn't have an answer. I'm really annoyed of waiting. i tried asking again and he said
> give me more time please.
I informed him I'm anxious.
And while this feels shitty I am very submissive and long for this type of relationship. If he's not interested I plan to break it off. Of course I did not tell him that and I care about him but I don't want to imagine what my love life could've been.
Is this wrong of me?
Any advice on why he doesn't have a response. Also am I being to impatient? I understand this is not for everyone and said we could take it slow but I want a answer already
>>713529044
I live with my bf and his senile father. His dad is alright overall, just a gross old creeper. He has 5 little shitter dogs that aren't trained at all and piss and shit all over the place. I let them out and walk them but they still are just awful. Anyway, the old guy works at a repair shop, has been for decades. Always brings shit home, hoarder type shit if it weren't for me keeping things clean. My bf games and works. I stay at hone, typical housewifey shit. He doesn''t want me to work though I do just so I can make my own cash.
So as I clean, make dinner, and keep the house hospitable I pawn shit I find. Mostly tools, they are all over the place. The old man is senile and is always just buying them again. I also pawn antiques that are hidden in piles of junk. I don't overdo it, just enough to buy my monthly weed. Smoking weed is my only escape. Though tbh I do enjoy the housewifey shit, feels good too. Keeps the bf happy af.
I don't feel guilty about it, I feel like I've earned it. I groom, feed, bathe, walk all those shitty yipping little dogs. I clean shit and piss everyday. The old man gets the paper delivered everyday and the just leaves it around for the dogs to shred up and pii on, I clean that too. I constantly clean after him he is so disgusting. I even bring him meals to his bed, everything cooked from scratch too. I know I live here for free, and I do the wifely duties for my bf not the old man. So yeah, pawning shit for my weed money is just fine by me.
>>713540108
You'll carry that one to the grave. Whether it's a good or bad thing, is up to you.
There is this girl at work, who seems to be somewhat into me.
Overly friendly, mildly flirty, ask family and friends about me
But, she has a BF, and is like 25. (i'm 20)
I know that I should try to keep my distance to a degree, but she is just too tempting. Being the good kinda chubby and all.
>>713540488
pedo in denial
I hope you die in a fire you inhuman monster
>>713540870
If your relationship hinges on your need to get your fetish shit on, leave him. It's better for both of you, considering he already sound like the type of person not remotely into it.
>>713541096
Thank you
>>713540547
When you say...
>but a reductionist point of view can be necessary to inspire the general populace, more hopefully the genuine leaders and visionaries around us.
You're pretty obviously acknowledging a degree of validity to his arguments which, again, as someone who has read his books, listened to his interview, and followed him quite closely can assure you are reductionist and delusional.
I think people are in love with the narrative of Kaczynski because it tells a tale of a man too smart for the society he lives in, wages a successful war against it, but ultimately loses because we aren't ready for him. It's a very romanticized depiction of a much sadder story.
>>713540727
My IQ was tested in childhood at 180.
>>713539220
You're ok. You'll be fine alone or with him. Don't self medicate, see a Dr. It gets better.
>>713540308
How would that even work if you could just reach around and place them back yourself?
>>713540727
I dispute his intellect is of "immeasurable genius" because the phrase "immeasurable genius" isn't operationalized to communicate anything meaningful. You can be really good at solving math problems, but if you're living in a cabin out in the woods with a gigantic hole in the middle of your cabin floor that you shit into daily because you don't understand how infectious disease works, then you're a fucking idiot. The same could be said of someone with exquisite social graces but is incapable of performing basic math - they're a fucking idiot. It's just that people have a narrative about intelligence that Kaczynski fits into so they run wild with it.
Look into the Hannibal-Lecter myth if you get bored.
>>713534857
Exercise more, eat more fruits and vegetables. Drink more water.
I started walking, then jogging, now running, over the course of six months or so. Cold water is super satisfying, and fruit and veg are delicious once you ditch those processed sugar bars. Don't buy any sweets/soft drinks when you go shopping, so that if you do crave them you'll need to go on a run just for them, which should be a deterrent.
> Grapes, berries, apples, and pineapple are my favourites.
>>713540870
>claims to be highly submissive
>tries to control the situation
>ultimatums and no leeway for discussion
obvious b8
>>713540050
Haha I am not going to post my tits here
Thanks for the advice though.
And I mean how can I avoid hurting him, or how do I make it less painful if we part ways.
He's struggling too, and I care about him so much. I want to be there for him, but I'm falling apart.
There's a girl I've just kind of casually known for years because she was friends with my brother and friends with an ex I was in a serious relationship with about a decade ago. I'd only spoken to her a handful of times until this past summer. She's huge into feminism and new-age bullshit, so I find her kind of intolerable to talk to, but she's fucking hot. Like, she's a few years older than me (almost 40), but she's got dem hips and dem tits, and has this sexy maternal air about her.
Anyway, we clash on a lot of stuff, and have gotten into arguments on facebook because I don't hide the fact that I think her feminism and leftist stuff is mostly bullshit. But this past summer I was bored, so we got to talking and hanging out and drinking together a couple times. And we ended up fucking a few times. I had to keep it to myself, because I was also fucking a friend of hers at the time, and she didn't want people to think she's a slut, but...
Goddamn does it make me feel good to think back on those nights and know that loud mouth feminist was asking me to choke her with my dick.
>>713541787
I've brought it up for weeks and recently just asked if he wanted to try it. Yeah I'm tired of waiting for an answer
>>713540870
>Is this wrong of me?
Nope. Keep on being you.
>Any advice on why he doesn't have a response.
He's not into it and is either trying to work himself up to say that he'll give it a try or he's hoping you'll stop bring it back up and the topic will never be talked about again.
>Also am I being to impatient?
Yes, only because two days isn't a long time to digest what you told him if it freaks him the fuck out. Two minutes is a long time if he was as into it as you.
Also, TITS OR GTFO
>>713529044
I usually jack off in my office to christy canyon while everyone is doing their shit
AMA
I get serious diamond hard boners for my daughter and especially her best friend
I don't know why but I just love their small slim bodies and the possibility of having a pussy so tight I might get stuck
Pic of daughter
>>713542165
And a pic of her fucking beautiful best friend
Love this girl
Wish she'd fuck me
>>713541213
I don't agree with that. When I say "inspire", I give no actual pro or con connotation towards it: Ted may be "smart", but it's easy to see the isolation getting to him in his writings, and his manifesto is more potent today than before considering how people today seem to isolate their own views in a more abstract sense.
Although I do agree romanticizing a murderer who killed 3 and injured far more is unsettling, but it's something that happens a fair bit in fringe corners of Western culture.
>>713539660
Thanks for taking the time to write this. It really does help.
Do you think you'd ever take a girl back if she needed to take a break to try to find and fix herself?
I don't know if I can do this. He struggles with depression and other things, and he's really isolated and lonely. I don't want to leave him alone. I care about him so much.
>>713541213
>My IQ was tested in childhood at 180.
Statistically speaking, that's pretty kool
I'd really love to chat, since I seem to sympathize with your general weariness with people, but I'd probably just bore you (not that I suddenly think that after learning your smarts metric score, it just confirms my suspicions).
Anyway, have a nice night frand
>>713541491
My wife did put them back. Maybe she thought I wouldn't notice
>>713542089
Thank you I appreciate it. Sorry for the lack of tits. I'll tell that boy bye
>>713540912
It sounds like you got that shit handled.
TITS OR GTFO w/ timestamp
>>713542089
You're a sad old cunt and shouldn't be giving advice until you get out of that rut or else you will make others like you
1/3
>be me, 13
>Mother was a complete feminazi bitch
>Like the living embodiment of tumblr
>Dad took off when I was a baby
>Don't blame him at all.
>Any display of masculinity is forbidden
>No sports, boy toys, vidya, anything
>Was taught early on about how awful porn is
>Not just porn, but anything with a woman in a suggestive pose
>Mom told me it was a form of rape
>Have to use my imagination to fap, while all my buddies are talking about how porn over a cable internet connection is
>Can't get online at my house, internet is totally locked down
>A friend takes pity on me. Saves a bunch of shit to a USB drive
>I'm in heaven
>Every single chance I get, I'm spanking it now.
>But somewhere along the way, I fucked up.
>Left the drive in the computer
>Mom finds it
>Screams bloody murder, literally starts beating on me
>Hide in my room, wishing I was dead
>Should have wished harder
>Mom comes in, grabs me by the arm and plops me down at the computer
>"This is what you watch from now on!"
>She pulls up a video, literally hardcore gay porn.
>"Well," she says, "Start."
>No fucking clue what's going on.
>"What do you mean?"
>"YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN! START PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!"
>This has got to be a joke.
>"Mom, I... I don't like this stuff."
>Cracks me on the side of the head with a closed fist.
>Starts screaming at me, and pulling at my pants trying to get them down
>I"m struggling against her, bawling my eyes out.
>Mom is stronger than me, manages to get my pants around my ankles
>I'm the opposite of diamonds... which is... I don't know, fucking jello I guess.
>She makes me get back up in the computer chair, I'm trying to cover myself
>>713542598
2/3
>She restarts the video.
>"Well, get going!"
>"No, I... I can't. Why are you doing this?"
>"If you want to be a disgusting pervert, this is what you'll get off too! Now start!"
>She smacks me again.
>Try to keep myself covered, while trying to get my cock out, which has damn near retreated up inside me.
>Mom rips my one hand away, laughs at my frightened, shrunken peener
>Makes a comment about how small it is
>I'm 13 ffs, and given the circumstances, I'm lucky it's not trying to hide behind my liver
>"We're not leaving until your finish."
>Fuck. Close my eyes, try to go to my happy place
>Try to picture some hot bitches
>Another crack to the side of my head.
>"NO! WATCH THE MOVIE!"
>Fuck... It's a big, burly, bodybuilder type and a skinny little twink
>Still trying to picture chicks, but it's hard with what is right in front of me
>Mom keeps berating me for not being able to get it up
>Start to clam down after awhile
>I am a middle school boy, and after a bit, get a slight chub going
>"See the skinny boy? That's YOU! You're the one who likes sucking and taking it! Don't you dare think for one second you're the other guy. You're the faggot!"
>She keeps saying shit like that. I'm a fag, I'm not a real man, I don't deserve to even have a penis, etc.
>Finally, after about 45 minutes of insults and gay porn and slaps, I managed to dribble out a little jizz.
>Mom laughs her head off
>Starts saying shit like, "See, I told you you'd like it!"
>Run to my room and pray for death
>>713542666
3/3
>Wish that was the end of it.
>Not even close
>That's my punishment now, for everything
>Forget to take out the garbage, get a bad grade, start acting too "manly"...
>Gay porn jerk off session with Mom
>Gets to the point where I'm afraid to even look at girls
>I don't even want to fap when I'm by myself anymore
>Mom does other shit to me too.
>Once she put a gay porn mag in my backpack and sent me off to school
>Damn near fell out in the middle of class
>I don't even bother talking to girls for the rest of my school years
>Leave as soon as I turn 18. Haven't talked to her since
>It's been 10 years since all that shit started
>I have no friends and I'm a virgin because of what she did to me
>I really do wish I was dead.
>>713541434
But I don't know if he'll be fine without me. And I don't know if he'll be fine with me as I am now.
Long distance + our personal issues means that he sometimes forgets who I am, and doesn't always believe that I genuinely care about him.
I need him to know that I really do love him. I don't want to hurt him.
>>713542476
Nah G that doesn't make sense, if she suspects you she would assume you'd lookout for that kind of thing
Would be way easier to put a little cut of paper or something on top of the door or something that would be noticed falling
Your paranoia almost fucked you outright, had your wife spoken to her she'd immediately think it was you who took the panties. You should have never brought up the idea you thought it was a trap holy fuck.
>>713542307
>When I say "inspire", I give no actual pro or con connotation towards it
When you say it's "necessary to inspire" and use words like "hopeful" when describing it's impact, you are certainly giving a positive affirmation of the work.
>Ted may be "smart", but it's easy to see the isolation getting to him in his writings,
>d his manifesto is more potent today than before considering how people today seem to isolate their own views in a more abstract sense.
You don't know anything about Ted Kacznyski. I encourage you to actually read his books cover to cover before trying to discuss them because it's clear you don't know what you're talking about. Ted claimed to have been most inspired by a spy book he read and pioneered most of his ideas and manifesto years before even leaving university -- that's how he got caught. His brother recognized most of the ideas and even the wording from papers Kaczynski had written years before moving into isolation.
Get your facts straight.
>>713542360
If you want to chat, I'll give you my email if you haven't already left. I'll give this thread another 5 minutes.
>>713542896
wouldn't be noticed*
sorry
You guys probably don't care but I just want to say some things that I have been keeping from my parents.
I smoke weed
I have gotten blackout drunk twice
I go to hs parties at least once a month and get drunk
I hooked up with a girl for the first time in the back of my car the last party I went to
I consider suicide every now and then because school is overwhelming, college applications are due, I have lost interest in most of my hobbies, and I don't have a gf
Yeah thanks
>>713541787
>>claims to be highly submissive
>>tries to control the situation
First, you quote wrong, faggot.
Second, you clearly don't understand the power dynamic in a Dom/Sub relationship. The Dom "controls" the Sub but only in the ways the Sub enjoys. The real control is in the Sub's hands not the Dom's. The Dom just gets the shitty job of coming up with new and different ways to "control" the Sub.
I meant to say, eat a dick.
>>713541940
and if somebody suggested that would dramatically change your relationship and involve trialling things you've never considered and figuring out what you like and dont like, you'd just answer instantly? And doing it without giving him all the information or letting him know just how much it means to you?
It's fine to want and need an answer but what you're describing is as far from submissive as you can get, it's passive-aggressive bitchiness designed to end a relationship while trying to avoid getting any blame for it.
happy to offer actual advice if you post tits but this is b8.
>>713542983
Sounds like an under age fagg
>>713542896
Fuck your right
>>713536647
Im good thanks.
>>713536893
9 and 10. She never knew
>>713541747
I agree with your narrative outlook, and think that your intelligence assessment is generally correct, if we're assuming intelligence isn't simply a measure of raw cognitive capacity, but the ability to live in accordance to one's needs, which we are. Basically, Maslow clearly agrees with you, though as someone who doesn't care much about myself, I can still comfortably deem a man embittered and self-torn from society into a ramshackle cabin intelligent—y'know, for my own peace of mind.
>>713542326
personally I would. People need to sort their shit out, and if the situation allowed it and it seemed better later I'd absolutely take her back.
He's a different guy, and even if he is willing now situations do change. you're taking a risk by ending it now, but I think you have to do that.
>>713541801
>I am not going to post my tits here
Sorry, that's all the advice I have to give tit-less. Vag shot would do in a pinch. Well, good luck. (timestamp)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2caT4q4Nbs
>>713540308
if you do not notice them then she would have known though of course
Also asking your wife to confront about pants also is sorta shady no?
The whole thing just seem suspicious so as I said originally
BURN THEM...then never look back. Put all the memories in the spank tank bank and then deal with it.
That is my 2 cents.
Still love you though you degenerate
>>713543112
It's not that he's embittered and self-torn that makes him unintelligent. Again, you really need to look into that guy's life.
He used to dress up like a woman and never felt comfortable in his gender. He couldn't hold down a job. He was an awful teacher. He had virtually no friends. People couldn't stand him. His hygiene was atrocious. He got fired for sexual harassment because he didn't understand boundaries. There's literally nothing about this person that suggests he is intelligent besides he was good at math, which we know is simply because he dedicated an insane amount of time doing. Even if Kaczynski was of average intelligence, he would be able to have the same math accomplishments just by virtue of how much time he spent studying it.
>>713543060
It's not like we're in love. Why would it take someone so long to answer.
It's just to much anxiety for me.
>>713543100
well you better fuckin hope your wife doesn't bring it up to her under any circumstances
you may have dug your own grave )= I don't know how you can talk your way out of it if she does, or how you could keep the wife from bringing it up without looking suspicious ..
>>713543195
Thanks
>>713542918
>If you want to chat, I'll give you my email if you haven't already left.
Sure thing
>>713542479
>Thank you I appreciate it.
That's a good girl.
>Sorry for the lack of tits.
Now wait a minute. Is that how you were raised? You really should thank me properly, like a good little girl.
>>713543573
[email protected]
I'll check it later tomorrow.
Also, I'm not sure if I was talking to two separate people or one guy.
>>713542580
>You're a sad old cunt
I hope you mean that in the british way because I've got a skin flute and I'm not afraid to let the ladies play it.
Just venting so plz ignore
>can't green text for fuck
>be musician
>live with drummer and his gf
>drummer gave you place to live for over 4 years
>drummer starts to skip practice
>drummer focuses on other things with his gf
>won't allow gf while we live together
>I pay rent on time and clean up after myself
>drummer guilt trips me for more rent
>want to work on music but drummer is never at practice
>bandmates get annoyed by his absence
>gets drunk and yells at drummer gf
>I walk out and go to live with bassist
>wants drummer to be happy but doesn't want his gf around
>drummer gf is total bitch and Co troll freak
Am I wrong to want my best friend/drummer to break up with his gf to focus on the music?
>>713543851
>Am I wrong to want my best friend/drummer to break up with his gf to focus on the music?
Where the Beetles wrong?
>>713543091
Just turned 18
>>713543485
Sounds highly neurotic if not autistic. From your description, he reminds me of an Indian woman who was famous for being able to multiply and divide something like 60 digit numbers significantly faster than a calculator, but inevitably didn't add a thing to maths or science, rendering her just really really good at doing a machines job.
Anyway, I wasn't trying to still argue that I think he's holistically intelligent, just that deeming him as such, on some level, would enable me to still view myself as more intelligent than I probably am.
>>713543518
I see you missed anon's end sentence.
>happy to offer actual advice if you post tits but this is b8.
None of that was anon's real advice. It was just bait.
>>713543725
The guy that insisted on Ted's manifesto being interesting wasn't me, the other posts were
>>713542715
dude holy fucking shit
Where do you live I want to get you laid
jesus you need to find her and kill her if this is remotely real
>>713543518
its pretty fucking obvious why fam
but >>713544226
too busy 4 b8
>>713544026
She's been very supportive here and there. But every show, he's been showing up late because she needs him to do something, like we got 5 minutes to set up late. I get responsibilities but this music is one too. How can I tell him without him getting mad?
>>713543773
Closet door is made of all sorts of wood
>>713541748
i enjoy a fruit salad of strawberries, grapes, and apples
After overnight all dem juices get together mmmmmm
i'm an alcoholic pizza delivery driver. i drink vodka throughout my shifts. it might seem crazy, but the truth is.. i have to drink so i don't freak out and can see straight enough to drive. feels bad
>>713543568
you're welcome, when you're single come back and post nudes
>>713544777
do you know how trips you were going
>>713543104
have you been with anyone since your moms bf's? and were they close to your age or older men again?
Yes, and we are all very egotistical in our own (non)-functioning way. Prove me wrong?
>>713544467
You want detailed advice...it's timestamp and post time.
>>713544488
>Closet door is made of all sorts of wood
Some times it's made of metal and glass.
I've been dating my girlfriend for the past 7 years. Everything is great, we don't fight, we get along great. Having said that over the past 3 weeks I've started fooling around with a girl at work who is engaged to her boyfriend of 15 years her relationship is also great. Mostly making out and little bit of fingering her. We've both agreed that nothing will come from this, we're just doing this for a bit of extra fun.
Never thought I be doing this ever in my life but here I am and now I have a taste of it I don't want to stop.
>>713545230
No time stamp because I don't want to but I will send nudes from gf if any advice is worth it.
>>713545478
>I will send nudes from gf
Read the sign, anon. If femanons have to deal with this shit then anons can muster up the balls and deal with it too. Who's going to cock-spot you? Really?
>>713545915
Nope. But thanks for replying. Please go promptly fuck yourself.
>>713544349
I honestly don't think I could handle being with a girl. I mean, even just everyday interactions, like a cashier at the grocery store freak me out. I mean, I suck at talking to people in general, but she drilled that guilt into me so hard I don't think you can get it out.
>>713546063
I want to be apart of this site so bad but I'm a girl and they are rude! I can't follow rules so I get mad
>>713546063
>Please go promptly fuck yourself.
Well, damn. The ladies handle themselves with much more grace. Check thread above.
>>713546300
There are no girls on the internet. That's a fact.
>>713529044
I got out of jail this past Saturday. I was in a jail where federal inmates are mixed with state.
Only had to pull a 10 day bid for a dui.
Longest I've done is 2 years for assault on an officer.
I took part in a gangrape of a 19yo scared whiteboy. Because he notified the CO that we were making wine. We left him crying on the shower floor bleeding from his ass.
5 of us took turns for about probably 5 mins each. I'm 26 and engaged.
>I did it for the keks and experience
Literally.
>>713546300
>I can't follow rules
Why can't you?
>>713546354
Please see
>>713546381
Thank you.
hi
>>713539949
i love the way you write and wish i could sit you down for a few beers. it would be a fun night.
>>713546448
I'm an anarchist it goes against my core beliefs
>>713546542
Bye
>>713542839
I thought my life was over when my 2nd wife killed herself (unsuccessfully, she was revived), 8yrs later I'm mostly back together. Just more scars. Time keeps moving, life will change, for better or worse, you'll survive and so will he.
>>713546456
I know my internet rules. 29 & 30
The dudes with pussies and tits are the dudes I'm the gayest for.
>>713546542
go away you fucking fa
>>713546724
Are you still with your wife?
I want to suck communist cock
>>713546746
You made my laugh. You'll die last.
>>713546590
>I'm an anarchist
Anarchism is a political philosophy that advocates self-governed societies based on voluntary institutions.
Says nothing about tits. If you don't wish to follow the rules then just speak plainly and say that.
>>713546542
candlejack? hey man, it's been a wh
>>713545230
Is that a guy or girl in the picture?
I dated this girl over this last summer and me being the person I am don't really get attached to people, but for some reason she was different. I told her everything about myself. She even did all my wierd kinks with me. I said the word... I said to her that I loved her. And she answered back with the same. It felt like heaven on earth. Then about 2 months ago we took a break for a little, we were getting into a lot of arguments and shit so we took a good break. And my best friend decided to fuck her. And they have been dating for 2 months now. He is sleeping on my couch (got kicked out of his house for some really stupid reason that's a really long story) and now I think about killing him in his sleep now every time I have to wake up in the morning. Idk what to do with myself anymore... I low key still love her too...
>>713547126
Probably both . Fucking libertards.
>>713546808
She was institutionalized. She met a PTSD at the funny farm and married and divorced him before the ink was dry on our divorce papers.
>>713529261
Why is my dick hard from this
sometimes i jack off to dead chicks
>>713547126
Read the rules, faggot. >>713546746
Pay attention to 29 & 30.
>>713547234
>libertards
What? /b/ is the one obsessed with traps.
My mom named me after my deadbeat dad but purposely misspelled it in order to spite him.
>>713547469
>sometimes i jack wearing dead chicks
>>713547588
Who cares about your name. What I want to know is, do you stick that snake up your ass to get off?
>>713547567
I don't mind fetishes but don't impose them on me.
Amerifat here. Looking to immigrate to another country. Only speak English, in trade school for electrician.
Where would be a good country to move to where I could continue my education/find a job.
What country would /b/ suggest.
>>713548059
Canada you fuck.
>>713534245
She's an amazon, you stupid cuck! You want to conquer her.
>>713542715
Rape her. If you can't get it up during the act use a dido. Leave no evidence and then move on.
It's what she wanted
>>713548122
Rape is best.
>>713548059
come to Australia you faggot
>>713529044
Pray we never meet.
>>713548297
This
> use a dido
Works every time
>>713539220
...you're not by any chance a femanon living in Catalunya with a boyfriend in New York, are you?
>>713549070
Do you have pictures of who you believe her to be?
>>713529044
i stole a winning lotto ticket(5k week for life) and reported the guy i stole it from to the cops for drugs. they busted the party we were at so he ended up in trouble and forgot all about the ticket
>>713549607
Good play, anon.
In college my best friend and I flirted a lot and talked about sex stuff. She told me a bunch of her fetishes, among them being fucked in her sleep and rape fetishes.
We were both in long term relationships, but even so...things got borderline. Sometimes she would crash on our couch and I would wake her by dry humping her. She would "pretend" to be still asleep until my gf woke up.
One day, when both our SOs were out of town, I decided it was time. When she got to my place, I became all hands. I knew she liked rape fantasies, so I was going to make it happen. Touching, rubbing, undressing...I got her onto my bed, with her chiding and saying no...but I assumed it meant yes, right.
Then she started crying, and I had to stop.
Since then, we're still best friends, and no one ever found out about the time I almost raped her.
>>713529044
I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 2 years ever since I got with her and she hasn't found out yet. I've been getting together with this girl I know from our high school days and she can suck and fuck really good. I know I'm in love with my gf, but she doesn't like the thought of sex at all, and so I can't get any from her, but this other girl is so sexually tempting that I can't help but to keep saying yes to her. I can't just break up with gf either because she's so fragile and cares so much about me, but I can't say no to this other girl cause I'm so addicted to sex, I don't know what to do anymore I fucking hate myself.
>>713547469
Can't relate
>>713549825
>almost raped
Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. I've got to fap and your not helping.
>>713549825
So did she actually want you to do it? Ever tried since?
>>713550014
You're shit has been answered above when a femanon asked it.
pic related: w/ timestamp
>>713544096
if you're still here that sounds a lot like me when i was 18 a few years back, soon you will see how minor all of those things really are. dont force yourself into school unless you know you are ready
you'll make it
>>713549825
Holy shit /b/ud good thing you stopped when you did that could have got very illegal very fast
>>713550158
I've actually fucked her in a threesome with my gf since then. But gf doesn't know about the old stuff.
>>713544467
Tardiness and not showing up is controlling behavior. He is making you wait for him, as if he's the star of your group, or relationship, or whatever. Drummers are easily replaced. Try to arrange it so he drops by while another drummer is filling in some day.
>>713550289
This is why I love /b/
>>713549354
i believe her to be a skinny finn-latina with bleached blonde hair and a long haired daschund
>>713530706
>tattooed and tit-pierced edgy trash
24 y/o virgin who has been recently rejected 2 days ago by at least a 7/10 but I lost that chance because I didn't have the balls to do what I needed. Today my bro who is taking pity on me is setting me up with a land whale, pic related, but I don't really like ugly blubber. My bro will hold this over my head and he has his fucking problems believe me I don't want to owe him anything. Even though I've been paying for this degenerates living. I know I'm decent looking and I can get good looking girls but I'm just a fuck up.
Wat do?
TLDR
24 y/o male with Douche bro setting me up with land whale as pity and she wants dick. Starting to get desperate. Wat do?
>>713550566
>This is why I love /b/
Why? Because /b/ always helps you shoot low and find your worst potential?
>>713550901
go ahead and 360 walk away man
fuck her for me
also in stable relationship and had my share of fun a few years ago but whatever man strap up and go
When ever I have a friend that screws me over/ drops me for other people/ leaves and it hurts enough I just convince myself that I hate them and they are a shitty person. I think about every shitty thing they have ever done and think about every thing in a negative way. Unfortunately the last person that I now hate lived with me for three years and now everything we did in those three years torments me until I drink and pass out.
>>713551218
You should fuck bitches.
Most people think I am a really nice guy and I am a fairly polite person but I actually hate every single person I see in a day and can get lost in thought for several hours thinking about how much I hate people.
>>713550977
Damn you and your image reactions
>>713551541
No one thinks your a nice guy. They say that because you have psycho yes and they don't want to die.
>>713551610
Well, 4chan is an image board. Kinda, have to.
i have been cheated on and fucked over by so many people in the past that i cannot trust my new girlfriend at all. i read her messages and she is very loyal to me, despite talking to an ex or two. i use the conversations to manipulate her and our relationship. i have even seen old sex messages to former lovers and i can't get them out of my mind. i keep telling myself to stop reading her messages, or come clean and end it, but i'm afraid i will never be well if i can't stay with this person who loves me out of some dumb sex hangup.
>>713551041
>>360
Y U B8 SO HARD?
>>713534002
Triple kek
>>713551837
Come clean, but don't end it. If she's that loyal to you and you never had a loyal girlfriend before, keep her man. She's a one of a kind to you.
>>713551837
Have you tried to no longer breathe? That might solve your base issues and free you up to work on the rest of the issues that plague you.
I spent 3 years travelling the world as a missionary with my old church. I couldn't even tell you how many girls I had sex with. Probably close to a hundred. And I'd say good 70% were non-consensual. They won't say anything because they know we'll leave then and they won't get their fucking well dug or crops planted or miss out on all the gibs from rich white christians back in the states. Our leader, a "minister" was accused by a young girl of rape, and her family was thrown out of the village.
Often times, parents will bring their daughters to you, hoping you'll fall in love or knock them up or just outright pimp them out to you. And not always for cash. They want anything American or electronic. Especially cellphones. Every month we'd get a box of old cellphones shipped to us. Did you know that there are places in the world where you can get a girl's virginity for an old Razr phone? At least there was a few years ago. This was just as smartphones were getting popular. I bet now it would take at least an iphone 4 or something.
did she tell you the summer she got trained on by 11inch jamal and his crew or the drinken nights with many men she wouldn't never remember
>>713551757
i also assume this but i was trying to keep a limit on how much edge i put in one post
oddly enough my goth girl coworker frequently tells me how nice and smart i am but i have no idea why she would say these things
>>713542715
If this is all real, I'm really sorry that you had to endure that stuff. Please be kind to yourself.
>>713552188
missionary where?
>>713535528
I feel you brother.
Only women I've truly gotten close to were the ones that werent girly, more upfront, and had a man's sense of humor.
When I see a man worshipping his gf or wife i just shake my head.
When I was in 10th grade english class, I was pulling out papers from my backpack and found one from health called "What is a Pap Smear?" so I read it outloud and all these girls turned and stared at me. One of the hottest girls in school sat in front of me and said 'what the fuck?' That's the only time she ever talked to me.
>>713552525
You gotta worship them, not worship them.
>>713552499
Mostly Africa and Central America. We did about three months in Thailand, when the group that was there wanted some extra help for a project.
>>713539987
Kek
I got a blowjob from the drawfag Bawble from the /b/ drawthread.
I'm getting engaged soon but I'm unsure If I'll ever truly care about my partner not sure if i'm just using this relationship to make my life easier
>>713537481
God, this hit close to home
>>713552413
First - what the fuck was wrong with me - *you're *psycho eyes
Second
>goth girl coworker frequently tells me how nice and smart i am
She wants your dick. Do the universe a solid and let two beautiful damaged souls get together. You should rape that woman...but safety word first.
>>713552188
Jesus H. Christ, do I need to beg? Greentext please. As much detail as you can pack in. I have a snake that I need to subdue.
>>713532036
Yo Sami B?
>>713548420
Don't cunt. We're fucking full.
>>713551541
Same lol. I hate everyone unless they give me a good reason not to.
>>713553124
Due tell.
