Hi everybody! I'm doing a loli voice acting livestream
comment what you want read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH6Vl9zPQH0
Bump~
Sui is a disabled spastic and I sound like a transvertite
>>713537038
It was a pleasure to burn.
It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. He strode in a swarm of fireflies. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawn of the house. While the books went up in sparkling whirls and blew away on a wind turned dark with burning.
Reeeeeeee
Headpats, no faps
Keep lolis safe from sex attacks
Rub head, not buns
Loli sex jist isnt fun
"I love you"
>>713537856
Shit anon
Lolis are for pat, not for fap
There's a very infamous murder method which is the most excruciating pain a person can suffer... you bite out the trachea and esophagus, then using two fingers on each hand you grab the carotid artery and jugular vein and rip them out, the carotid has to kind of go through the jugular but thats all detail... the body dies within 30 seconds, the brain remains active for at least another 12 hours, all the while suffering beyond understanding to the point theres cases of brain damage being caused in the pain centers from to much nerve activity or whatever... well I want to do that to them...
Remember anon... more than one waifu, and you'll have no lifeu
reporting this thread to the fbi U SICK FUKRS hope ur mums dys canser
Daddy no dont touch her there
Keep your hands up in her hair
hey show us ur bobs lol
>>713538361
Dont put dildos in her ass
Rub her head, please have some class
Whip your pussy out, you little slut.
3 to the 1 and one to the three i like good pussy and i like good weed and i get more ass then a toilet set
"Dicc dicc my booty butt"
I’m a fucking jug, close your circle with my hooves
I’ll snub you faster, I’ll fuck you in half
My gauge go true vulture
I hate you, I hate you colder
My hate crush your shoulders, but you feel me in your liver
My funeral’s all the blister, all corrosive and rupture
My lingo roaches fucker, I feast on you
My cum hatch in you
Struck books of match in you
Subwoofer I’m dry humping
‘Lectrify me, I’m fucking
Apparitions fire
We desire agony exposure
Ground flesh in heat
Human flesh wreath can’t go nowhere
Too iron to rant, I lift my hammer
Drives us red, bottomless pit rising
Out and through my hammer, like the dead
I was only nine years old I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given "Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a faggot He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek I call him a twat He slaps me and sends me to my room I am crying now, because my face hurts I go into my bed and it is very cold I feel a warmth moving towards me I fell something touch me It's Shrek I am so happy he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
kids be careful when fucking a loli you may get addicted share this info to save people from loli addiction
"I am a faliure"
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker~
>>713538808
This is a rude free zone
h0nk
>>713538421
Don't tell her.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, I am a nigger.
Please let me vac.
Thing wrong with the bug , but then it did not even use management doetgo due to wear something other people writing bug damage can not I give too much upset and went over to the beta release ?
What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Put the memes in the fucking bag onii chan
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>713537328
Good book
>>713538994
Wait is that actually her
You send me postcards from paradise
Reeeeeee again
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
say: hello pattie!
>>713537038
Oni-chan, daisuke des.
Hitler did nothing wrong!
>>713539242
No, it's Rosanna Pansino.
"it's never to early to start having vietnam flashbacks"
>>713539372
According to all known laws of aviation, there is nobway a loli should be able to succ. Her little mouth is too small to get his fat little cock in her hole. The loli, of course, succs anyway, because lolis dont care what grown ups think is impossible
What the fuck am i doing with my life... I'm leaving and going for a walk...
Running in the nineties, is a new way I like to be. I'm just running in the nineties, come on baby run to me. We are running in the nineties, is a new way to set me free. I'm just running in the nineties. Yes I wanna know, yes I wanna see.
this ples
ÆØÅ
Jeg er liker potet i fitte hølet mit
eyy b0ss, can i have-a tha pooseee, give me the poosee b0ss
>>713539372
She just told me to buzz off and I'm so hard now.
*Scared Voice*
"Please don't put it inside of me!"
*Moans on Shocked Pleasure*
"OOooo No Please stop"
*Out of breath short gasps*
"Please. StOp. Fucking. ME!"
*long Moan of Pleasure*
"AHHHHHHHHOooooo"
*sad exhausted voice*
"Why do you always cum inside Daddy"
my ass is crying for big nigger cock! fuck my chocolate hole in the anus!
DAMN NIGGA I JUST HEARD YOUR VOICE HOW FUKIN OLD AR YOU
Titty sprinkles.
What in tarnation am I doing with my life? I'm someones daughter. What would my father say if he knew what I was doing right now? I should stop stimulating men over the internet by impersonating sexy children. I'm going to go rethink my life
>>713539931
HUGS, NO FUGS
HUGS, NO FUGS
HUGS, NO FUGS
Do the deepest voice you can.
I fuck the music
I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue
Wanna beer, have no fear, comes and goes, man its here
No one knows, feels so weird, when it blows through my bones
I got a jones for it
I wanna know more, cuz its bout what I got to show for it
I want some more of it
I want too much
I got so bored with it
I shot it up
Wanna light my torch with it and get all fucked up
wtf
glenn dies, fuck you, he shoulda killed the nigga not the chink damnit negan you cuck
"Measurements made." "Bombs built." "Powder's dry." "Okay, let's blow something up!"
One of them motherfuckers sounds like Demo.
In a monotone
"What's up everybody it's Enkidu and I'm playing loli thread on /b/. Alright let's do this shit."
THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN A COMMAND POST
>>713540105
Sing some lines from a song you like deeply then please
Can anybody recommend me any good animes with hot loli girls? I like wendy from fairy tail, shirou from no game no life, I like hachikuji from bakemonogatari
>>713540482
My nigga
But I poop from there!
Ah what the heck... stick it in anyway!
Captain Teemo on duty!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA BUSTED
"I'm fluttershy"
LOL your father is awake you still live with your parents and you're doing this shit with them home you're such a savage
Inject the memes into my bloodstream
There are good memes and there are bad memes
W h y h a s g o d a b a n d o n e d u s
but the thing is... I have worms and it's not my first time having sex with a dog
you have the most beautiful voice i've ever heard holy shit
Daddy stop!! stoppp~ I'm too tight, it hurts in that hole >____<
>>713537038
Lolis are one thing but your singing voice is quite nice.
If the question is still asked why National Socialism combats the Jewish element in Germany so fanatically, the answer can only be, because National Socialism wishes to establish real community of the people. Since we are National Socialists, we cannot permit an alien force to impose itself upon our working people as their leaders.
-Mein Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler.
Asuka is a cuck
Only blue haired girls survive in this world
asian lady on a bike asian lady on a bike look up look down where the hells my dog -derpycat
>>713540882
your singing voice i mean, the loli voice is nice too
Get get get get
Got got got got
Blood rush to my
Head lit hot lock
Poppin’ off the
Fuckin’ block knot
Clockin’ wrist slit
Watch bent thought bot
I have a 2000 word essay due in 45 minutes help
>>713540825
Quick question, how did a girl like you get into this kind of thing, like loli shit? Are you into little anime girls or do you have a boyfriend who was like yo I like little anime girls and you were like okay cool
Sing santa daddy, please
Leg so hot.
Hot hot leg.
Leg so hot it can fry an egg.
Titties, big giant titties with sprinkles on them, tittiesprinkles
did u just assume my gardener
Tell a joke
>>713541395
alrighty I understand. How do you feel about our God Emperor Donald J. Trump?
no its inercourse
Papa is sending me off to America tomorrow, Anastasia. I'm finally leaving Ukraine for the land of opportunity. Papa says I'm going to be a mall-order broad. I don't know quite what that is. But I'm really excited.for it imoutachan.
I think fisting should be called uppercunting
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
GUILLOTINE -YAH
From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!
>>713539638
Good times
>>713540482
Their reinforcements are diminishing
What videogames do you play?
WHITE POWAH
You are cordially invited to fuck my ass! Please use me however you want mister~
A million miles from nowhere,
Dragon lance burns hot,
In the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost,
Cha-ch-ch-ch-changes.
Mmmhm.
Titts
A fish
A fish with titts
Titty fish
Can't listen to it right now, but..love you my egrill <3
I can't believe I'm sitting up at 11:30 listening to some girl with a beautiful voice. I'm not even jerking off or anything like half the people in this thread im just... like why is this entertaining
>>713537038
Say "goodnight Onii-chan" plox
last story time
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
I dont have anymore loli headpat jingles bumo ngyaaaaaahhhhh
Hitler did nothing wrong
Vladimir is a fucking faggot
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
[no need to read this] but that sounds exhausting
good luck high five
How much for a vile of love nectar?
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel, kid
*cuts off head*
Take the left flank out, I'll focus right flank, after that we hold the line before we move in and advance, make sure to watch out for enemy snipers, GRENADE OUT! Ugh! I am hit!
Docta'! Tell me wife, I ate the last of the potatoes. *dies*
What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates?
Roll-aides.
>>713542279
Do people actually jerk off to this?...
Do you do this regularly I like you? I could just check your youtube channel right
>Kingdom hearts
is sora your husbando or riku?
Henry you idiot!!! next time you cum do it anywhere but inside my fucking ass!
"Mister, will you pleeease fuck me? I need it. I'll let you have my little sister too."
Just the thought of his dick up my ass gave me a boner.
Dis place is bawling yo! Chicken nuggets be crispy like you never seen. I tasted one, and I was like "WAAAAAT?" Mean girls be working the friers tho. This one girl wouldn't even let me holla! I was like "please you ugly anyways".
(just moan or do any teasing sounds)
Oh my god that one is so bad I'm not even going to say it out loud, whoever posted that is definitely going to hell
>>713540369
You pick techies. You tell your team that they should pick a solo offlaner. You tell your team that you will be roaming to set mine camps. You skill 1 3 1 1 3 6 1 3 3. You buy a tp scroll, 5 clarity potions, tango. You TP to offlane tower. You listen to Techies and he says "Start with a bang". You put three mines either in the middle of lane or in the enemy pull zone for first blood. You buy soul ring. You stay in lane until you are level two. You run up to the enemy carry as he last hits, put down a mine and suicide. You buy smoke then tp back to tower. You will lane until you are level four. You will think about laning longer but Techies is clever. Techies does not lane or farm or teamfight. Techies plants mines. You use smoke and go deep into the enemies jungle. You put stacks of three mines on every path up or down highground. You use suicide if the enemy finds you. You create a safe zone for techies. You buy mana boots and drop them before using soul ring then pick them up. Techies plants mines. Your team will farm and push towers. You mine secret shop, roshan, river. You get many kills. You buy aghs. You put remote mines far in front of your towers so they don't think to sentry ward. They get frustrated and buy gem. You buy forcestaff to push them into mines and collect the gem. You begin planting mines all over your tier 3 towers. You use sign to cloak the mines under towers if the enemy pushes with 5 in a lane. You buy refresher for more signs. You plant mines. You plant mines. You plant mines. You think about playing Dota, but you are Techies and Techies does not play Dota. Techies plantsmines. Your team may feed the enemy carry thirty kills, but the enemy team cannot break highground because you are techies and this is Vietnam. You either win the game quickly or you make things drag out so long the enemy team loses all grasp on reality. This is no longer Dota. This is minesweeper, and techies plants mines.
Hmmmm... I love you so much... do you promise you will not tell anyone?
Hamish is the shittiest league player of all time and should honestly kill himself if he doesnt stop feeding every fucking game... dumpster trash
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I just copy and pasted this from some guy in the you tube chat. Dudes banned until December 4th apparently. Considering the thread this is. He definetly posted CP.
>>713537038
Connor is the quirkiest person in the whole world and I want him to bang me in the ass.
Please mute the dude jesus fucking christ
I lied it's this one
>>713537038
YAY ENKIDU
Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?
No, father you can't do that. No please. Father! Please, father stop! You're hurting me... Father, please.
Holy fuck im hard
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost....
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. .....
Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!
Final speech from The Great Dictator Copyright © Roy Export S.A.S. All rights reserved
"Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."
how do you feel about people whackin it to your voice?
>>713542279 ikr i feel the same way, like this shit is amazing
I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!
Have you ever considered doing actual voice acting?
I mean, yeah I'm glad you pee'd inside my ass instead of my vagina, I've heard you can get infections that way or something like that. I'm actually really glad you consider me such a loyal cum dump you're willing to relieve both your cum and piss inside of me. I just regret not being able to to get to the bathroom in time. I can't believe I collapsed onto my knees and let the piss flow out my asshole. I caused such a mess.
AAGGAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
just wanted to say good shit i appreciate ur voice loser
A couple more of these threads and i might consider donating to your patreon.
Hnnnggggggg DEEPER MY NIGGA DEEPA IN THIS LOLI ASS BITCH ASS NIGGER FUCKER
Can you do any impressions?
Are you going to save this stream on your youtube channel?
can you say "I want your cock inside me big brother" and then moan?
fuck yes. im gonna cum *moans loudly* please cum inside of me ty. mmm
TALK ON TOILET
GET EVERY NOISE IN THE AUDIO
you should do some work over at r/gonewildaudio
inb4 reddit
she should
start saying please and thank you
Do an ASMR loli voice from now on
Hey its me
Video game dunkey
insh' Allah brothers!
will you say Trumpu is the best, I want him inside me
Explain the plot of your favorite tv show/ video game in under 10 seconds
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
inflicted severe damage on the natural world.
Whispering:
"Daddy, you have to be quiet or mom will wake up... You gonna cum? It's OK, shoot your cum into your baby girl."
Fondle yourself while doing a loli voice, (masturbate)
fucking kek op, bless up
"Pomf Pomf Pomf Pomf Pomf Pomf Pomf =3"
Ty, please fill my pussy with your cum *moans loudly* harder, harder. Im gonna cum! Im cumming ty! *moans*
Please masturbate while doing loli voices or I will initate shoe-on-head riot
Rawr XD
jerk your cock for me. I want you to cover my in your cum daddy. Please cum for me now *moans loudly*
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
>>713537038
all hail jimmy springfield
Ah! Ah! I'm coming!
Niggers are sub human and deserve no rights
>>713546576
.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
Please masturbate while you do loli voices to have a better effect on your loli voice, this has been a scientifically proven by highly developed science men.
Do the people that work in these little shops in the airport have any idea what the prices are every place else in the world?! Ya 14 dollars? Tuna sandwich, we think that fair, that’s what we charge in our country.
Then you get on the plane. The pilot’s of course always has to come on the P.A. system. This guy is so excited about being a Pilot that he can’t even help himself.
Well, I’m gonna take it up to about 20,000. And then I’m gonna make a left by Pittsburgh and then I’m gonna make a right by Chicago, then I’m gonna bring it down to 15,000 – the whole route, all his moves, we are in the back going, yah, fine, that’s – just do what ever the hell you gotta do, end up where it says on the ticket, really, that’s all my concern.
Do I bother him, with what I’m doing, knocking on the cockpit door, “I’m having the peanuts now. Yeah, that’s what we’re doing back here. Thought I’d keep you posted. I’m not gonna have them all now. I’m gonna have a few. I don’t wanna finish it because it’s such a big bag!
(blowjob noise)
Hey!
We're Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
No, don't touch that!
We're Number One
Hey!
We're Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're Number One
Hey!
Hey!
Fuck me harder sad life no life ahhhhhhhhhhh FUCK YE HARDER YOU BLACK FUCK
Ah. Ah! I want you to cum in me so hard. I want you to plant your seed deep inside of me. ahh. ahhhhhh! I'm cumming!
>>713537038
Sounds like a bad impression of my little pony fluttershy
Zucchini zucchini give some fettuccine
Just make loud orgasm noises. Make your dad or whoever in the next room uncomfortable.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I WAS MOANING LIKE A FUCKING APE GOING OH OH OH AND THEN MY GIRLFRIEND TAKES MY DICK AND FUCKING STARTS CHOMPING ON IT AND GOES ZOOOO ZOOOOOOO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND THEN IM LIKE OOOW OOOOW OOOOOOOOOOOOW AND THEN SHE STARTS FUCKING BASHING MY NOSE IN SCREAMING "HONK HONK" SOMEBODY HELP
>>713537038
Fuck yeah ! Wasn't your channel removed ?
(gagging noises and growling noises) "OH FUCK YEAH?!"
I came here to smug at you.
>>713546908
Your face looks like a bad impression of fettuccine alfredo.
Fuck. Make those loud orgasm noises again I missed it. Yell and shit
(blowjob noises while moaning loudly)
Fuck me in the ass BASED GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
ahhhhhh ahhhhhh!!!!!!! This feels so good! ahhhhh! Cum inside me! ahhhhhh! ahh!!!!! I can feel it. I can feel your cum pouring inside me. ahhh!
nigger
Cry softly for a bit and then say "Oh god... how many times?!"
Are you a boy?
I would like to buy minecraft, but alas i do not have $26.95.
Make orgasm noises while saying how much you love to drink pepsi and slowly turn it into an advertisement for pepsi
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
And on a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
>>713548062
no she's a gir
Ooooh ohhh~ *panting* I never knew i could feel so good taking it in the ass
Are you an it?
Oh please, daddy, fill my little pussy with your big, THROBBING cock more. Ooooh, daddyyyy! I want your cum inside of me daddy!
>>713548150
Sounds like boy.
Post your 14 inch dick pics please.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
U fucking piece of shit, this is the first time I'm actually replying to your shit "Is this the new desktop thread?" question. I've always held myself back but now I just can't handle it anymore. You're a fucking piece of shit and should seriously kill yourself because NO, this isn't the new desktop thread and NO, THE DESKTOP THREADS ARE OFF /g/ BY NOW YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC SHIT. You're even pretending to be fucking female even tho you probably have a dick, please kill yourself already, you have a serious mental disorder, nobody can help you and your pedophilia anime fetish. SO FUCK OFF, YOU'RE PISSING OFF EVERYONE HERE AT /g/. I WISH THE MODS BANNED YOU OR THAT YOUR FUCKING TRASH PC FILLED WITH ANIME PEDOPHILIA DIES ALREADY. Please don't every try to reproduce either with a male or female you fucking imbecile. You seriously make me so mad every time you post over here you fucking mentally challenged neckbeard. I hope you're aware of how everybody hates you over here and how much of a moron you are, you fuckong cuntbag. You probably still live in your mother's basement and I hope you fucking know how much of a dissapointment you are to your parents and how much you should be ashamed of yourself and your stupid question and riced weeaboo desktop. So fuck off and never come back cause I will find you and when I do, I will wipe your stupid hard drive and all shit that's on it and I will put you in a mental hospital where you belong or make you kill yourself so you'll finally end this stupid bullshit. FUCK OFF ALREADY. KILL YOURSELF. DO SOMETHING, JUST DONT EVER POST HERE AGAIN OR I'LL FUCKING SLICE YOUR THROAT YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS PEDOPHILE! THIS ISNT THE NEW FUCKING DESKTOP THREAD FUCK OFF THERE ARENT ANY DESKTOP THREADS, STOP POSTING ALREADY. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS AND FUCK EVERYONE AROUND YOU FOR RAISING YOU LIKE THAT. FUCK OFF!!!
My name is Enkidu and I love making my listeners cum! ^__^
Show us your penis
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>713548495
bye baby love you
