confess your secrets, sins, and hidden desires, my children
>>713162576
I wanna fuck a stomach
>>713162576
I'm addicted to posting this girl and hearing anons talk dirty about her.
I have trouble cumming anymore without reading anons describe how they would rape her.
>>713163022
You are forgiven, son of the secret.
>>713162928
You are forgiven son of the secret
>>713162576
My last girlfriend cheated on me quite a bit... At first I didn't know, and sometimes she would come over and badly want to sit on my face. She would be really wet and grind her pussy into my face she would get off on it hardcore. It tasted funny and was pretty thick but her wanting to sit on my face and getting so excited was a huge turn on. Sometimes she would 69 me or jerk me off. When I found out she was cheating I quickly put it together that she was coming over right after and getting off to me licking his loads out of her.... The sex was so amazing and the whole thing was so hot, I pretended not to know and kept doing it. I started getting turned on even more, and it went on for months before she ended things. I said I knew the whole time... We had a couple really hot fuck sessions after that where she started telling me about all the red she cheated as we fucked... I've never cum so hard
TL;DR - my ex turned me into a cuckold unknowingly
>>713163661
You are forgiven, son of the secret
I killed my cousins cat
>>713164306
You are forgiven son of the secret
Bump
My body is so feminine that I get turned on by it, despite being straight.
Sometimes I can jack off just by looking down despite already jacking off 5 times already in the same day.
>>713165039
You are forgiven, son of the secret
>>713162576
when I was a horny 14 year old, I got my dog to fuck my ass. just because horny. I would fuck his throat every now and then when I knew I had the house to myself.
>>713165413
We forgive you, son of the secret.
Story of 5year old me touching pussy:
>Confused and tainted at an early age
>started when i walk into the bathroom when my cousin was peeing (she is a girl)
>first thing i see is meat gap between her legs
>WhereisHerPeePeeAt.gov
>no cuks i didnt fiddle my cousins pussy
>couple days forward at daycare, i had a friend there name Paige
>blond lil bitch but cool
>tell Paige that my cousin doesnt have a peepee
>Paige has no idea wtf im talking about
>i try to explain to her what penis is with my 5yr old vocabulary
>fail miserably and decide to show her for my own
>during recess we go to a little tunnel and We go in there, i show her the shlong
>she grabs my centimeter peter, ok
>Paige then shows me her pussy(honestly that is weird to fucking say about a 5yr old)
>5yr old me instinctively starts grabbing the shit out of her vagina trying to figure where the hell one eye snake went
>Think at one point finger i force finger in but then give up, and im at this for like 10mins
>Paige still fine with this and other 5yr olds gather around tunnel watching me basically getting pussy
This is basically my secret because i have no way to casually bring it up in anyway.
>>713165743
You art forgiven son of the secret.
Apparently, I'm going to gay conversion therapy in a few weeks. It's a live-in campus. I'm going to be there for a pretty long amount of time.
What do I do?
Once in a party with my friends, when everyone was drunk af, my friend who is really hot fell asleep in the floor so i took him to the bed, i couldnt resist so i suck him dry and then went back to the party like nothing happened. im a man btw
>>713165039
...p-post body pls?
>>713166227
Why are you going, son of the secret?
I think I made a massive mistake breaking up with my ex and marrying my wife.
>>713166228
You are forgiven, son of the secret. Jesus fuck tho, lawd have mercy, he had a wet dream!
>>713166338
Why is that, son of the secret?
I haven't had an orgasm in and over 8 1/2 years because of the fact that I broke my neck and I physically can't grasp anything. That plus my depression and anxiety completely destroys Any close relationship I started to have with women
>>713162576
I'm falling out of love with my boyfriend, we've been together 5 years. I still haven't met his parents and I'm getting sick of feeling like he's ashamed of me. He still lives with his ex too. So I cheated on him last week. I had a 3 some with some guy I like and his friend. It was the best sex I've ever had. I feel bad about, but I don't regret it.
>>713166567
Son of the secret, I suggest either paying for it, or dating for sex. You will be blessed by the secret.
>>713166583
I wouldn't worry. He lives with his ex; I guarantee they're fucking constantly. You're a side piece; hisparents probably don't even know about you.
>>713166396
i swallowed so he probably didnt noticed
>>713166313
I told my mom. She's a hardcore, right-wing Christian.
Should've just kept it a secret until I could afford to move out. Silly me.
I've heard they basically torture you in those camps to try to make you straight. Never actually works.
>>713166461
We broke up because tbh I was acting like a dick near the end and she just wanted out. We were fighting a lot but looking back it was my fault and I really lost out. At the time we were younger and she partied too much and our lifestyles didn't mesh.
Current wife works minimum wage so I have to support her and we're struggling in a shared house, relying on public transit while my ex is making six figures at some tech job she landed, owns a nice car and a condo downtown. Her new boyfriend seems 100% more impressive than myself.
I fucked up, I'm not happy. I rushed out of this, got married and now regret it.
>>713166583
You are forgiven, but you are not in love with him it is out of fear of his reaction that you stay, I suggest ultimatum, daughter of the secret.
>>713166724
I've contemplated Paying for it but it just seems like the shitty thing to do.
>>713166804
I suggest playing along and pretending until they pass you. Leave, abd continue as if nothing happened. Blessings my child.
>>713166804
what if you just act like u are slowly becoming straight, tell your thanks to god for making you able to be a normal person and shit like that, hardcore religious people usually fall for things like that
>>713166767
Thank you, oh great one. You're right.
>>713166805
Then, my son, I ask have you talked to her lately?
When I was younger (about 11-14), I decided to try internet relationships. It went through Steam - that gaming platform that everyone likes. I joined a community with people who also have my sexual preference, and made friends with many people. I then started dating. Randomly. I proceeded to cut off and start relationships over and over again, hurting everyone I loved and cried over what I had done. By the time I was with my last internet partner and I cut them off, I didn't shed a single tear. I haven't cried since. My eyes have been completely dry, and even when pets died, or when I lost friends and family to disease and accidents and murder, I never even thought about crying. There have been times when grief has gripped me so hard that I've had to strain to stop myself from crying, but never, not once, have I cried since that stage in my life. And never again will I.
>>713166869
In your scenario, my son, it is not.
>>713166833
It is out of fear of his reaction that I stay. Thank you for the suggestion, it's a great one
First thing I jerked off to was a picture of Eve in my religion textbook in 3rd grade... Didn't even know what sex was, but damn them tittays looked fine
>>713167007
>>713167023
I'll try but it's really no guaranteed success. I mean, I hide it well either way -- I'm not feminine at all -- but they basically torture you regardless of what you say or do. I'm essentially fucked for 6 months.
>>713167119
You are forgiven, child of the pained and strained past.
>>713167075
She wants nothing to do with me, the last time we talked I noticed she ended up deleting me off most social media and she doesn't have my number anymore - wished her a happy birthday and she responded with "Who is this."
She hates me and is madly in love with this new guy shes been with for 2 years. No point
>>713167246
You are forgiven. I suggest findin tittays like that again my son.
>>713167249
Then write out your pain in a document while you are tortured, publish it, and get rich.
>>713167317
How long was it since you sent happy birthday, my son?
>>713167351
I have oh great one. I developed a fetish for artistic type porn because of the Eve pictures, and also artsy girls with big tits. I have been very successful on fulfilling my desires with them
>>713167572
Bless you my child. Go in peace. Prosper in your efforts.
>>713167622
Thank you, father
>>713167467
Shit that's smart.
Keep a extremely detailed journal, edit and publish it when you get out. Perfect climate for a book like that
Im one eye blinded and i tell everyone that im already used to it because i dont like people being concerned about hurting me, even sometimes i joke about my eye, but in reality i know that my eye makes me fucking ugly and i hate it:(
>>713166227
I wish I was white
>>713167743
And, best of all, its the biggest fuck you to that system, my son.>>713167743
>>713167514
4 months I'd say with no contact
>>713166270
second.
>>713167622
Here are some oc artsy tittays for your troubles, father
>>713167931
>>713166227
You're going to have a shockingly good time.
>>713167775
I know, my child, you are not ugly. You are wondrous. Your eye is a new way to perceive reality and for others to learn and understand differences. Blessings my child.
>>713167817
Why, my child?
>>713167864
Then it is best to movevon. You will get better. Whilst she is on the high crest of her wave, you are now ascending.
>>713168083
Because I feel white, my mothers white, and it's annoying when strangers ask 'where are you from'?
>>713165039
Pls post picks
>>713168183
You are white bud. Race is a social construct, you are whatever you whatever you want to be/whatever you act like
>>713168183
Tell them you are from earth my son.
Hi FBI!!
>>713168151
Thanks, I'll try
I need to stop creeping her social media accounts because it seems like shes still going up and I've flatlined.
>>713165413
How'd you get your dog to do the second part, seems tough.
>>713168032
tell me how is this wondrous
LOLOKAY.
Dated a girl for 6 months. She was brought along on a tinder date. I knew the girl from high school, she was an 8/10. Tinder girl was like a 5. Tinder girl uses the bathroom while we are all drunk. Secret make out sesh. Fast forward, she moved in instantly cuz "muh abusive bf". We broke it off, and I got left for a 55 year old nigga named Cletis. FUCKING CLETIS, MY DUDES. I was insulted. So, I got revenge by matchmaking cletis with his ex-wife who he was still talking to, then they split it off.
A month later. She's dating an ex of an old chick friend from Jr high. Jr high girl asks me if she did drugs or anything, because she wouldn't trust her kid around her. I just said, I have nothing to say. Boom, they split it off. I count it even, but I should've went further.
FUCK A NIGGA NAMED CLETIS.
Also, obvi southerner.
my secret, i'm half black
nooooooo
>>713168350
>FBI
fuck you mean dude
Sometimes, I would go over to my friends house back home. He was a fucking weird guy, probably all over /b/. But I loved hanging for how weird he was. Sometimes, I would come over and he would do weird things with his dick, like play the piano. Or wrap it in tape. Nothing to weird, but one day I left with the strangest feeling. I left horny. And sure sometimes we all watched porn together and it was fun. But we never did stuff, just sorta dicked around for memes. When I get home I decide to take a shower, just to soothe my throbbing erection, but to what i couldn't tell. When suddenly, I relize. It's his dick! "Wth i aint gay tho", i thought. But the more i thought, the harder I got. I decided to grab a hairbrush and put the entire handle up my ass. And I rode that fucker till i came hard. I washed off the handle and continued life as normal. But he made me relize I was bi sexual. Still use that brush. It's a good brush. Don't see the guy anymore, I moved a month into the summer.
>>713168397
you're being far too hard on yourself, i'd lick that fuckin thing
>>713168397
you look like the good guy from the witcher
everyone loves a guy who looks like a vidya game character!
>>713168397
That looks cool in my opinion m8 fuck the h8ers
I hate the fact that I'm insecure and afraid my boyfriend will leave me. It took so long to get him, I don't want to lose him.
my girlfriend cheated on me and dumped me for another guy online, will you bless me and do I have a chance at getting her back? We dated over a year....
>>713168393
he struggled a bit but he wasn't that big and he trusted me.
I sat on the toilet, pulled him up to me, he would kick and struggle but I just grabbed him by the collar. Got my cock down his throat and just rocked back and forth on the toilet seat to fuck his mouth. Always came REALLY fucking fast. He would look up at me kind of embarrased but smiling - because he trusted me.
Second based female friend when she and male friend were "taking a break". Haven't stopped since they got back together. Still can't look male friend in the eye.
Another female friend is currently "taking a break". Have a date on Monday. Prepared not to look another man in the eyes ever again.
>>713168397
Lmao. It ain't that bad, my guy.
Just turn it into your thing.
Make a scar. Say you saved a kid or something, and rack it in. Whether it be the puss or the D
>>713168652
Lmao. You're just as good with or without. Can't let another person define you, chief.
U GON B OKEY BITCH
>>713162576
I worked in a small mental hospital and did sex stuff with some of the patients. I nutted very hard every time. Toothless dementia head feels very good but I was super nervous about getting caught
>>713168549
>>713168633
>>713168634
>>713169109
ty guys really, u just made my night
>>713168397
I see in your eye the entire genetic code of history. I see it gamblingbits way into existence and bringing you forth to challenge the reality we are in. You are beautiful.
>>713168350
If only they truly were the people watching this.
>>713169022
Dude, you dont want that bitch back. Move on.
>>713169549
no problem, 100% about the lick thing. have a good night person
>>713162576
I hate straight people who are involved in romantic relationships. I want the men to die and to steal their girlfriends.
I fantasy and think of some ways someone could kill people using chemicals, wondering why no one does it.
>>713169789
I know I shouldn't I went no contact for more than a month, but recently contacted her again.... I feel like such a beta faggot.
>>713168437
Oh my. You are blessed, and forgiven my child.
>>713168469
Welcome son of the human race.
I love fingering my girlfriend, and when she's gone, I can't stop smelling my fingers
>>713162576
I browse /b/
>>713168527
You are blessed my child
> Sniff my housemates Panties.
> Trying to figure out a way to put a hidden camera in her bathroom/bedroom.
> Have been keeping a schedule of times she gets home, Times she has a shower, Times she gets changed.
> Trying to figure the opportune time to stash a small camera and retrieve it
She isn't even that hot, But she's gotta be gay or not interested,
>>713169894
Nah, I'm in hell.
I am surrounded by crazy, fucking morons. You can bless me until the lakes dry up, but that fact doesn't change.
>>713168652
Honestly, you are blessed. I grant you peace in anxiety. Breathe deeply, for ut will bd okay mt child.
>>713166804
I heard that at some of those camps the 'inmates' hook up with each other and with the counselors and it is like a sex fest at night. They pretty much teach you to keep your homosex stuff on the down low. Other camps are torture nightmares with prayer. I hope you get to go to Down Low Homo Camp anon. I am 45 years old with teen aged kids and I would never send them away for being honest with me. I pray that your mom has a true awakening and sees the light anon.
>>713166270
>>713167930
>>713168227
>>713169022
I bless you regardless, but why do you chase after a rabbit when you yourself are a fox?
im gay. always crazy for penis. girls ick. im repressed. Im a slut, im girly. im the gayest guy i know, and im a pussy
>>713169108
Bless you child, you are blessed with powers incomprehensible.
>>713170233
wheres the feminine
>>713169361
You my son are... regrettably... forgiven... jesus fuck earth is a new planet
>>713169549
Bless you child
>>713170269
Who cares? Go suck a dick and enjoy yourself.
>>713170269
there could be worse things i suppose
become a sissy then suck my balls m8
>>713162576
I'm in love with my cousin. Not sexual infatuation, but real love. She's the perfect woman. She's beautiful and kind, adventurous and warm. She's clever and artistic without being pretentious. She's always treated me with the warmth and interest that the rest of my family didn't. If I thought there was even a sliver of a chance she'd return the gesture I'd confess my love to her in a heart beat. I actually dream about her on a monthly basis. I have this fantasy that we hook up and go on vacations to cities where no one knew us and just spend weekends as a loving couple. We'd eat in outdoor bistros and hold hands and laugh. We'd go back to our hotel and make love all night long and kiss on sidewalk corners.
None of this can ever come true and I'm afraid my feelings are more transparent than I mean to let on so I've started pushing her away. It's so sad that something so pure is also so taboo.
>>713169850
You are... strange. Your belief stems from past trauma.
>>713170233
>Hair
You just look a bit gay, mate.
>>713170020
You are forgiven my son.
>>713170058
You are, forgiven
>>713170097
Then i suggest returning hell with hell.
>>713166804
just refuse to go, fuck her
>>713170521
yea i loved being a total whore sucking a throbbing cock and sucking another man off. but im like weirded out that im like that
>>713169850
LOL. Had a thing for your mom, m8?
Daddy really irked you hard?
Projecting that onto every couple you see because you lacked the self-confidence to confront him, so instead, you post it on b?
>>713170233
>that manly body
I expected femen what the fuck
>>713169875
me, still here more help please... :(
>>713170269
Bless you, son of the sissy slut kind
>>713170457
Thank you?
Dated a girl. Fucked her with my best friend. She only started blowing him. Halfway thru I said we gonna 4 way with your gf. He said naw. I realized I was cucked. I stopped it right there. We are no longer friends. The secret part is its hard to tell any fucking mutual friends why we aren't niggas no more.
>>713170828
Own it. You've acknowledged it man. Just do it to where it becomes the norm, and realistically, who gives a fuck what anyone has to say about it.
>>713170045
Sorry m8, you're fucked.
>>713170563
Why can it not happen, my child,
Had gay sex with old best friend from like 10-14 then I realized fuck this is really gay.
>>713170828
You are forgiven my son, embrace your oddity
>>713170992
thank you kind anon :3
I do love who i know i am, i hope i embrace and become that
>>713171080
You think that's bad?
I got fucked by my older brother for like 8 years. We don't talk anymore. It's awkward.
>>713171021
Any number of reasons. She's married and our families would disown us if they found out. Realistically, there's no way she's as ruined in the head as I am and would be s thoroughly disgusted by me that I'd never see her again and I'd be disowned by myself. It's just too far against the grain of this society.
>>713170867
Do nlt antagonize them my child, the trolling is not worth the reward
>>713171183
lol holy shit
>>713171171
Haha. Yeah, yeah. Just don't get yer gay diseases spread on me.
Hope it works out for the best.
>>713170886
You do not need her my child, i promise you there is a brighter future beyond where your clouds float.
>>713170901
You are welcome.
I pray to godzilla they consented.
>>713171183
Shit. I had a threeway with some brothers too during that youngin phase. Anyway
You are forgiven, son of silence.
>>713170970
Take pride, my son. Those who remain are your true "n*ggas"
>>713171312
It's not so bad because I was always on the receiving end, which means I didn't have to do any of the work. All I had to do was sit back and take it and wait to cum from being fucked, nothing else. Didn't even touch myself while he was doing it. That makes my brother gayer than me.
>>713171333
trips does not lie! I love you. But how do I move past this all great one??
>>713170563
I had an affair with my cousin. Did not end well.
>>713171080
Bless your gayness. Pride in your sexuality, my child.
>>713171523
>being the bottom isn't gay
>>713171523
jesus fuck you obvious sissy
is it gay if i popped a boner tho
i was probably 7 when it happened but neighbor died and his family was in charge of removing his belongings, son of one of the neighbors adult kids was a few years older than me, talked me into taking my pants off and letting him put his dick in my ass. no actual penetration but still. to this day never told a single soul about this not sure if im really effected in any way. probably am but whatev. 27 now, married, not gay, no gay tendencies unless fucking my wife's ass counts.
>>713171206
Then might i suggest, writing out your fantasey abd posting it anonymously as a novel under a pseudenym?
Ugh...Ok. I'm fairly conservative, married, kids, late 40s, mostly hetro. Lately (the last 2 years), I can't stop thinking about guys. I had a kid that I fucked around with between 11-13, sucking, light anal play, etc. For 35 years, all chicks. I would sometimes play with my ass and fuck some stuff but that's it. limited gay porn. I love chicks, the smell, the look, the beauty, the pussy. And, I deeply love my wife. I've never really fucked around on her. But now, I've fucked a couple guys and I'm thinking about doing it again this week. I just can't shake it.
>>713171523
>being this much of a mental gymnast
you should apply for the olympics
>>713171575
That's what I figure would happen too. It's a super long shot that she would respond in kind. It's a virtual guarantee that it would go down in the biggest flames I've ever seen. But what a dream.
>>713171414
Welcome second priest of the secret.
I'm still in high school and I'm a decent looking guy but pretty short. I'm trying to get a friends with benefits going with someone because I have a pretty big sex drive but I don't know who.
Would you guys recommend a relationship like that, what to look for or any advice in general?
pic is me
I fap to naked pics of my buddy's wife all the time
>>713171741
sounds like ur bi like most people
>>713171703
It's a thought, but what would it accomplish?
>>713171559
Explore your inner being and meditate on whom you are.
>>713171859
Put your dick in that girl's open mouth.
>>713171575
You are forgiven.
>>713171859
Grow facial hair if you can.
Most chick's like a disheveled kinda look for that kinda thing. So looking like you've got your shit together won't net a fwb
>>713171523
>It's not so bad because I was always on the receiving end
>It's not so bad
>because I was always on the receiving end
uh-huh.
>>713171523
You know what else isn't so bad?
Not fucking your older brother.
>>713171683
I bless you, my child. You arevforgiven.
>>713172117
>>713171741
You my child, are bisexual.
>>713172073
I can't grow anything, I shave like once every two weeks.
I fingered my friends dog when I was younger and desperately wanted pussy. I told some older Australian guy because I wanted to get it off my chest (I felt guilty) and then he threatened to tell my family if I didn't send him nudes. I sent him nudes.
Also I'm addicted to porn.
>>713171741
bi. lotsa guys fuck dudes and find some guys cute.youre not gay like me vaginas are nasty to me. girls are gorgeous, but nada not exciting or arousing
>>713171859
Dear diciples, pray tell your advice?
>>713171399
They all consented I guess. I wasn't violent or threatening. I would take my dick out and they would start sucking. I only let women suck my dick, I ain't no faggot. I did suck off one guy and he kept calling me 'darling' and I guess because of his meds his tasted awful chemical/spice and it burned my chin where it dribbled. I did not swallow because ain't no fag.
its been 3 months now Since ive been dating this chick 7/10. She doesnt really express her feelings much, which bothers me. I guess im an attention faggot but it's really bumming me out. Shes two years older than me so maybe im being immature? but lately iv'e been thinking of breaking up with her but i feel like its a shit reason.
>>713171872
My child, that is normal.
>>713171926
It would vent the emotions, my child.
>>713169278
>>713170157
Thank you. I know it's just me that's freaking out internally. I'm okay with me, with or without someone. I just know he's the love of my life and I don't want to lose him again.
>>713167249
just fake like you've turned straight they might send you home early
>>713171872
>>713172431
Agreed, brother. Child, be aware that some men consider this to be a time-honored tradition. A solemn duty, not to be shared, but to be celebrated. Privately. Very alone. Excepting the Internet.
My daughter and I got really close after my wife passed. One night we got drunk and kissed. More than a father daughter kiss. We made out. Eventually we made each other cum. I fingered her and she'd jerk me off. Then we started fucking. It was the best sex of my life because it was so wrong. I cum so hard for her. She told me no other man has ever made her have multiple orgasms. Pic related. She sends me these.
>>713172288
You are forgiven my child.
Murder destroy that man though, he is malevolent.
>>713172646
Didnt you post Exactly this somewhere?
>>713172406
You are forgiven, my child.
>>713172280
Depending on clothing choices then. If you dress like a typical dude bro, the hair works. If not, dress semi BUMMY, and just fuck your shit up.
Personality wise, keep conversation focused on one thing: that pussy. However, let it drift into other subjects, keeping interest in you as a person, or friend.
And remember. If she asks, "SO what are we?"
See attached image.
>>713172426
You need to be more prying. Of coursex at her comfort. Do not leave her just tet, my child.
>>713172646
Errrr
>>713172130
>>713172646
This, my children, is a copy post...
Uhh I have had some nudes of my mom for like 10 years that I regularly post/fap to
>>713173075
You are forgiven, my child.
>>713173075
post them
>>713168397
Honestly, that looks badass. I like it.
I can tell you that I genuinely would think nothing differently of you for the eye. It would be retarded to
I feel like venting, here goes:
Mom groped me in my sleep.
Culinary school grad, fuck working in kitchens
Abused little cousins when I was a kid
Bullied by big bro when I was younger, now I cook for him because he has type 1 diab
Used to live in NY but moved south to go to university, ol' grope you in your sleep pays for most of my shit
Really contemplate living a nihilist/cold-hearted lifestyle
Embrace the warmth of a beautiful girlfriend I've had for 7 years, but she has no ambition to do anything at all. She has extreme anxiety about new jobs or meeting new people. I fantasize about making her my hotwife and she's on board.
Smoke weed daily.
Groped my best friend in his sleep and he rejected me. We're still friends but never spoke about it, really weird vibes sometimes.
Always the "alpha" or "benevolent" one in the group, I maintain a very stoic point of view in public but in real life but I prioritize pleasure over business.
Cheated on my girlfriend several times, I wouldn't mind if she did it to me. I mean I would, but I can take pain and the pleasure would be worth it.
I appreciate self destruction just as I appreciate creation. I'm a believer in zodiac so my gemini tendencies have me curious about everything that interests me.
Fucked my cousin when I was a kid, we used to suck each other too. I could still do it to him now that I moved back down south, he's been giving me signals. But do I really want to? ... Eh, when I'm horny yeah.
Took care of mentally retarded people for 2-3 years, I've seen some shit. Workers abusing patients, doing drugs, people fucking. I used to smoke blunts and fuck this pawg that worked there. She couldn't have kids so I used to bust in her, greatest ass I've ever fucked but she was kinda fat. Face was 4/10, but ass was a nice 10/10. Smooth, white and fat... she took me out to a hotel and paid for everything, came in her a few times.
Most of my family members have no idea I've been through
>>713172919
Can you explain please, Father?
>>713172797
I saw this pic and he said it was his girl last time
>>713171183
Green text? 8 years? Sounds like you were willing
>>713169361
>Toothless dementia head feels very good but I was super nervous about getting caught
My fucking sides
>>713173321
You are forgiven, son of silence. Continue this weed therapy. And may your wife be blessed with losing this curse of anxiety.
>>713162576
I'm slowly getting into furry "art", and I don't know why.
>>713173321
My son, bless you, and everything you are. May mata nui and lord godzilla protect you in your trials. I knight you as the great hero herculian. I forgive you, my child.
>>713173383
When vague, clarify. When silent, inquire. Ask, pander, and work with her.
In the words of the ancient one to the great dr strange "its not about you"
>>713173665
Because fetishes are fluid, my child. I enjoy various odd bits. It is normal.
>>713173665
Me too, although in my case it might be because I also fuck dogs IRL sometimes.
>>713172345
Hey buddy, hope you use a condom on that bad boy. Non silicone didlos can be made of all kinds of toxic nastiness that you don't want to put in your butt. If wherever you got it from claimed it was silicone they probably lied and you should give it the flame test.
>>713173705
Thats cool
Great hero herculian for what dood
I've never told 4chinz so much in one post
>>713173943
ooo errrr eghhh
i once tried to kill myself
>rope and stool
>tie rope around ceiling fan
>get on stool and slowly slip off of it
>as soon as i slip off the ceiling fan comes down with me
>lands on top of me in a dusty pileup
>brush most of it off of me and start to cry
>after lying there crying for ten minutes i realize its gods way of telling me no
>you need to keep going
and here i am still alive and depressed but not suicidal depressed like then
>>713173453
It is like a baby sucking on a bottle but if the bottle gets caught it might go to jail.
>>713173938
Is this really a thing my children? I have never heard of such beastiality
>>713173933
I get that, but the very angry stigma against it almost everywhere on the internet just makes me feel weird. I don't know anymore...
>>713173938
I don't, nor do I ever want to.
>>713162576
I know inside that my heavy use of mdma is driving me deeper in depression but i can't stop.
>>713174091
Good Meme, Chief.
>>713174091
been thinking a lot about god
what are the chances the fan just broke under your weight, maybe you got lucky
>>713173839
Thank you, Father. I'll take that into mind.
I sometimes wish I was a girl though I do not want to be a transgender. I don't want to betray the male gender, but sometimes I am just... I just get a weird feeling.
>>713174091
It is a sign, my child
my secret is i forget secrets. so i have no secrets as I cannot remember my secrets so my secrets are secrets to me
>>713174088
I don't follow.
Cute, though. wouldgivethesucc/10
>>713173321
There's your fuckin problem, you believe in astrology.
>>713174079
for going through trials, my son
>>713174218
my child, the stigma is from a vocal minority, you are truly safe.
im a faggot
not op btw
>>713174258
i forgive you my child, why cant you stop?
>>713173933
Thank you for your words Father.
>>713174477
Ok I no longer believe in it
Here I sit in the same fucking life, wow
>>713174580
Thank you Father.
i sometimes go on 4chan solely to troll loli furry trap boards with spiderman memes and when i feel like i have annoyed those people enough i smile and get off 4chan
>>713174328
you are meant to live my son
>>713174443
you wish to be a drag queen, my son.
>>713174471
you are forgiven my child, in secret.
>>713174475
aw thank you anon :)
Affirmation i can turn a guy on always makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Response was to toxic dildos
>>713174477
my child, let it be.
>>713174788
Maybe, did 4chan corrupt me?
>>713174471
Ah, but the fact remains that you forget your secrets. Which means that it's not a secret to you. So you don't forget all your secrets. Not all your secrets are secret to you. If you could secretly remember to forget all you secrets, then would know that secretly you cannot actually forget all secrets about secrets and forgetting secrets secretly.
>>713174091
this makes me want to do the same thing just to see if it breaks or not. im not suicidal but im sometimes dangerously curious
>>713174623
you are forgiven my child.
>>713174740
you are forgiven, my son, and also, very entertaining
>>713174933
>>713174443
me too, im kinda girly, again still a male, but sometimes i feel just a bit less special and natural
>>713174864
no, i believe you are just growing and changing, my child.
>>713175063
you are also a drag queen my child
>>713174861
Ah, makes sense. Toxic fucktoys is nasty stuff.
Happy gaying you cute fucker, one last picture of fingers in butt would be pretty rad.
>>713166790
I got really drunk at a party and one of my friends helped me to bed I guess he didn't think I was conscious because he started sucking me off out of nowhere but I kinda liked it so I let him finish and he swallowed my entire load... What do?
Cheating on the girl that I'm cheating on my wife with.
Been thinking about trying out some gay stuff. Got sent some pictures, and it really turned me off. If I like screwing a girls asshole, then why wouldn't I enjoy screwing the dudes?
i built a time machine and took stevie wonder to play in 1494. i told him it was a charity event with a cosplay theme (to explain why people talk in a way that now is really hard to follow) anyway he played in 1494 and he still knows nothing. just dont tell him about it
>>713175329
i implore you to explore, my child, blessings to you in your exploration
>>713175329
girls assholes and guys assholes are different u dumb faggot
>>713175366
you my child are forgiven, and blessed
I'm underage
I'm 26 and have nothing to my name but an 8th grade education and a learner's permit. I feel like I need to hit rock bottom to finally find the motivation to fix my life, but I'm worried I'm going to kill myself first.
>>713175530
alright there, sheen.
>>713175451
Well, I heard that every hole is a goal.
>>713175223
heh i think id be in heaven finding a guy into me, i need to come out. Can I see your penis sweet anon guy :D
>>713175588
how so, my child?
>>713175609
that is true, my child
>>713175593
But I actually am though
>>713175887
alrighty
I like cheese pizza and I feel like a scumbag pedo, but I can't do anything about it. Fetishes are weird...
>>713176019
how do you feel like a pedo?
>>713162576
I have a crush on this girl, she rejected me like 2 months ago and I'm trying to move on and find someone else, but i can't, she's just perfect and you know? she is considered ugly at school, no ass, no tits, big ass forhead and pale asf but i think she's perfect like that, she's the reason i got straight A's last year actually 'cause she's like straight A's also, anyway i hope she finds someone better than me and just be happy
>>713175685
What do you mean?
>>713176197
why would you kill yourself first?
>>713176183
i know that feel, the girl i like has a nigger boyfriend
>>713176183
why did she reject you, my child?
I've done a lot of weird shit.
In kindergarten me and this kid touched each other's dicks a lot. I did some sexual stuff with my uncle who was a few years older than me when I was young, it was consensual and never went beyond what me and that kid did in kindergarten. He asked to fuck one time and I said no, and that was pretty much the end of it.
I jerked off in a girl's panties once after we went swimming one time, she might have found out because she acted really weird around me after that.
I tried to finger a cat once just because I was curious.
When I was like 18 I fucked my guy friend and he sucked me off a few times, I never did anything to him other than fuck him that one time.
Nowadays I jerk off to traps a lot and fantasize about having a sissy to be my own but only when I'm really horny.
Basically I'm really indifferent about the gay shit I did throughout my youth , but I'm kind of worried I might be a giant faggot and not even realize it. I really like girls and am attracted to them but I'm pretty awkward around them and all my past relationships haven't really panned out. I've never actually gone all the way with a girl either.
Tl:Dr
I've done a lot of gay shit and I'm not sure if I'm actually a homo or not, I don't want to be but at times it seems appealing.
>>713175681
Sorry anon, don't have a camera handy and haven't trimmed in a while, besides. You're a qt though, put yourself out there and some guy will fuck you silly before long.
>>713176019
how small do you like it? When did it start?
We harvest and eat souls
>>713176337
you are bi, my child
>>713176410
intriguing. why, my child?
>>713167119
im going through this right now. i wish i never got i to it to begin with. i no longer have feelings for anyone. i only care about myself, and my family hates me.
>>713165743
Master of alphas
>>713176351
thanks! i like hair btw i find it way more arousing! Ive had sex 3 times, each time i sucked off the guy and bottomed lol, never been with a girl yet. Surprised me my first time
>>713167119
what is your sexual preference?
>>713176270
Because I'm weak. Whenever I try to fix myself I give up and settle back into mooching off of my parents. Also I've just always hated myself. I'm a fuck up, all I know how to do is fuck things up.
I tried medicine and therapy, didn't feel any different from the medicine and the therapist I tried to see was angry that I'd had to smoke weed to calm my nerves beforehand. I was in his office for all of ten minutes while he explained how he can't help me and that I wasted his time.
>>713169022
Don't, she cheated once, she will do it again
don't give that bitch what she doesn't deserve at last, you'll notice this is the best option
I'm addicted to oxycodone. My family doesn't know but my mom has suspicions sometimes that something isn't right/
I've run drugs and killed 2 people.
>>713176723
hm... my child, do you meditate?
>>713176019
You mean the real thing?
>>713176689
You're doing better than me, then. Slept with my girlfriend in high school because I was "supposed to" and haven't had anything since. I'm submissive as hell but too shy to ever act on it.
>>713176801
you are forgiven my child
>>713176804
you my child, are forgiven
>>713176861
No, I doubt whether I have the attention span for it anymore. Used to love vidya and reading but I can't focus on either for very long anymore.
Also thanks for doing this, anon (or anons)
>>713176910
aw... yea i was totally repressed to myself and socially. No gayness to see here. I knew though myself as soon as puberty hit and i hid i away ashamed of it. Now im finding girls to be really fun friends and not at all sexually interesting
>>713176110
>>713176382
It started when I was in middle school, I was trying to find porn of girls my age so I was constantly searching "12 year old porn" and 13 year old porn". That's actually how I wound up here. I found a loli thread and I got hooked. Fastforward to now, Senior in HS, I still have a fetish for underage girls from 9-16 being sluts and I feel like a creep. I would never have sex with a girl that young, but the thought of an innocent girl acting like a whore is such a turn on. I still feel disgusted with myself. Like I'm some sort of monster or something.
>>713177020
you are welcome my child. I implore you to meditate, and focus your intentions on improving this life for yourself. in due time, it will get better
I have such strong intrusive thoughts about killing people that I thought that was all I was ever going to do growing up.
I figured some shit out and they went away.
They're back again and stronger than before. I literally have to say the words I'm hearing out loud to suppress it.
My life has not been very difficult and I sometimes wish I had bad things happen to me so my life wouldn't be so simple. I lack motivation to do many things and need some strife to make myself feel like I am strong
>>713165743
i know something along the same lines happened to me when i was around the same age. but i cant recall it but i knew that girls and boys were different and no one ever told me. so in my early years of school i tried to recall it but the most i can recall it a girl with a groundy voice in a hallway. cant remember seeing it or anything like that. dont even know what girl it was but i remember she was dark curly blond
i likely dont remember much because a my memory is shit. and we were all young also i remember there were like 3-4 boys looking and i think there were more girls there no idea how many though
>>713177169
you are no monster, my child, and are forgiven, but act not upon thine urges
>>713173451
I'm not going to greentext it but basically when I was 10 and my brother was 14 I caught him masturbating and he asked if I wanted to help him. I did.
It started with handjobs, then blowjobs, then anal until I was about 18 or 19 I think. Then we stopped. At some point we realized what we were doing but tbh I don't think either of us cared.
>>713177200
you are forgiven my child, why is it you impore to kill?
I was totally molesting my cousin while she was asleep and got a handjob at the end of it.
>>713177200
Go back to steam blood chan. You've screwed up bad this time.
>>713177248
i implore you to create minor drama, my child. if not that, quest for yourself
>>713177169
ever found a girl online who likes to roleplay young? it's fun.
Or even a woman who shares your urges.
>>713177297
you are forgiven my child.
I once ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda and my friend had to pay for it.
>>713177354
you are forgiven my child.
>>713177414
How would I go about doing this?
>>713176327
idk honestly, I tried my best to be with her, I mean, Of course I wasn't a stalker shit. Worst thing I did to her was accidentally make her miss a homework.
Ok, now getting real
I'm not that good looking and aren't like blue eyed and blond, I'm kind of brown I suppose, and when school started, there was this guy who indeed, was blond and shit, when she rejected me she said she was in love with this guy. I kind of tried to make a friendship with him to see how he was, he's distant asf.
>>713177544
how much do you weigh
>>713176523
To become beautiful
>>713177544
you are forgiven my dank meme child
>>713177591
2/2
At the end, I just want her to be happy
I'm a gay furry living with my conservative christian parents. Since I was 13 I've RPed with guys online, mostly with rape scenarios where I was at say school or somewhere thirteenish year olds would be. I can work hard but I can't do school at all, and I'll probably off myself within the next couple of years.
>>713177585
that, is your quest my son, meditate upon this
>>713177286
Thank you so much father.
>>713177704
Thank you, father.
I once called someone the 'n-word' on the 4chan forum.
>>713177695
forgiven
>>713177351
Abuse? Mental illness? Who knows. If I knew the why, I would have gotten rid of it by now.
>>713176943
Thank you anon. I needed to hear that.
>>713177422
Never tried and I've never brought this up to anyone. But I might try to bring it up someday with a partner of mine.
>>713177591
she chose him over you my son? what a shame... you sound appealing
>>713177627
how does one do this my child
>>713165743
wait this didnt happen to most kids? I touched pussy when I was I think 4 or 5 and got told on by my brother. Never saw then again until one time way later and the girl was apparently a lesbian.
I then also touched poon again about three years later when we moved.
But for real is this not what most kids go through?
>>713177695
do no off yourself, my child, there is hope
>>713177794
you are forgiven my child