If you reply to this post you will get a nice and cute gf tomorrow!
>>713122848
I'd like that
>>713122848
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
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Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Oh boy!
>>713122848
sure
who is this cutie
About time!
>>713122848
I wish
>>713122848
I'll try anything at this point - nothing else has ever worked.
I wish I was dead.
>>713122848
luck
>>713122848
sure, w/e
>>713122848
ya ok op
>>713122848
Okay.
>>713122848
yea ofc
I know it's not real but it's worth a shot
>>713122848
She's cute
I like this :)
Ok
would be nice
heeeey that's pretty good!
>>713122848
I'll hold ya to that
yeah right; just in case;
me me me me me me !!!
>>713122848
Better not be a scam anon
i think it's a prank
>>713122848
Isn't that a boy? I remember the original post.
>>713122848
Thanks!
>>713122848
okay
have a hot dog
>>713122848
Please anon sempai
>>713122848
Roll even if I don't have hope
>>713122848
Desperate and life's shit so meh
lmao
>>713122848
works for me
Give qt gf
>>713122848
Bullshit
Doesn't seem like the almighty kek would waste his magic my life in such a manner
>>713122848
might as well
The pic is of a boy kek
>>713122848
>>713122848
implying
Does it work even if you are already married?
>>713122848
ok satan
Great
im a huge faggot
roll
Kill me
>>713122848
would be great
>>713124177
and? - it is cute a nd it still counts
>>713122848
If I got a cute Girlfriend tomorrow I'd honestly lose my shit.
I might tell her to come over to my house, then when she's not looking lock the door and jam it with something. Then cut my wrists with razor blades or a knife, and sling the blood on her, as she tries to escape I'll keep stabbing and cutting myself and covering her in my organs. When she is finally covered completely in my blood I'll make her watch as I stab my throat and die hopefully my corpse laying on top of her or in front of the door. She will always remember me because of what I showed her, She will hopefully have to get therapy and not be able to sleep very well at night. Hopefully even when she is old she will think of me, or I will haunt her nightmares.
She will remember my corpse blocking the door, she will remember trying to wash all the blood off her and having to get rid of her blood soaked clothes.
She would remember how much pain I was in, she will remember what someone you care about dying is like.
I will finally leave a lasting impression on someone who I wanted to notice and remember me. I would really like that.
It would be fucking awesome
Would do you think guys?
But how cute?
Okay then
>>713122848
I did it bb
I hate my gf.
Roll
If I get dubs to I get two wieners instead?
oh boy
>>713124315
And you're a faggot. Kekking further.
H
I'd like that, but that will never happen, i'll kill myself instead.
I remember this post. Thats a boy
Well it's worth a shot...
Plz
I hope she like it. Stupid whore
Well, ya never know til you try.
:v
>>713122848
I like this thread. it's better that the "yo mum gonna die" threat.
K bb
>>713124633
no
yay
>>713124633
No.
>>713122848
Please
This is a reply to this thread.
>>713122848
R-r-r-olling
>>713122848
gimme
>>713124671
Shit... :c
More?
Ok I'll take one. A tomboyish one please
must reply
>>713123936
I was going to say that person looks like a boy.
>>713122848
y-you too
I tripped, so I won right? I'm getting exactly what I wanted!
>>713122848
Why is she making the white people in the office acknowledgement face?
>>713122848
On a Sunday, when I have no plans to go anywhere? Doubtful.
>>713124701
Me emperra
Roll
>>713124391
It must suck to be like that. Is that really you?
please
im so gay but op's image converted me. Bless
k
>>713125103
OP's image is a boy. Are you a grill?
Another one?? OOOOH Booooy
>>713122848
I want one between 14 and 17 years old
>>713122848
I will take what I can get
If only!
>>713122848
I have Cancer
we will see about this
replying for qt gf
>>713125245
16 year old detected
>>713122848
gimme me
>>713122848
can have this one ?
>>713122848
please teresa just open up
>>713124559
Goddamnit /b/
Ya got me again!
>>713125373
Actually, I'm 45.
okay
>>713124559
meh, either way
>>713122848
Already have one ;) and I hope to keep her so, replyingg
noice
Ah hell yeah
>>713125482
That's sad as hell m8
>>713122848
Why you lying?
wow this must work
>>713122848 pls
>>713122848
I could use one instead of that cold fucking bitch I have
>>713122848
thank you OP
World news tomorrow: suddenly all the nerds, B/tards, faggots and cavemen from 4chan got a caring lovely beautiful girlfriend ... in memory of the fappening it will now be called the GREAT MATCHENING ...
>>713122848
would be good... my gf dumped me the other day. stupid cunt
Bet
>>713122848
better be true anon
>>713122848
I call bullshit since I have work tomorrow and no cute girls ever go in there.
hopefully rollin
>>713122848
Let's try this.
>>713124316
Stahp she'll be ruined
>>713122848
But it's Sunday tomorrow and I don't leave the house on weekends.
Why are you teasing me like this, anon?
>>713122848
hope so
>>713122848
you better be for real man otherwise not cool
>>713122848
Sure, whatever.
>>713122848
talking to one now. need some extra luck lol
>>713125587
Why? There's nothing better than feeling a 14 year old sliding up and down on your cock.
>>713122848
I can only dream
Lord please help me now :(
>>713124634
Could I get a cute young asian please
sure
>>713122848
Praise kek. bless me with a girlfriend, I've been loyal to you for so long my god.
>>713122848
ok but I dont wanna go out
bitch better knock on my door
>>713122848
but i want a boyfriend
>>713124559
nobody's perfect
Knowing my luck I'll go into a coma tomorrow and get a cute gf in my dream state
But fuck it amirite?
>>713122848
bullshit, but ill byte
>>713124559
Correct––I remember too. The sister was saying how he steals all of her clothes etc.
>>713122848
why the fCk not
>>713122848
Pochemu ni net
>>713122848
ну го
>>713122848
I must
She love when she can give me a blowjop
nigga
>>713124559
Even better then.
Nice lice
>>713122848
yay
Can't risk it
t
>>713124559
Also kekking that you have a picture saved.
well i better
>>713122848
hey man
>>713122848
One can dream ( ͡; ͜ʖ ͡; )
better test
>>713122848
fuck you you piece of shit lying bastard
Can't hurt to cancerpost right?
aye
>>713122848
My days loneliness has finished
>>713122848
we will c
>>713122848
mmmm
>>713122848
>going to a party tmmrw
ples
Aight den
>>713122848
Ayyyyyyy
.
ok
>>713122848
Forever and always
>>713122848
>tfw never gonna have gf
Sounds good to me
>>713122848
Giving people false hope should be a crime
>>713122848
i know its not happening so ill just be sad tomorrow. fuck you op
True love
>>713122848
>>713122848
please
Ehhhj
>>713126508
Triggered
>>713122848
Thank based OP
Give me gf, im lonly
lol
>>713122848
oh boi
>>713122848
please
>>713122848
Fuck, o wish thays how it worked
>>713122848
It would be nice only if she was an actual woman and not a total controlling cunt. Sure it would be nice to have a qt3.14 gf but they turn into controlling cunts once you put a ring on their finger. Advice to you betas, stay the fuck away from them.
Protip - don't let something that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die suck your dick
check out my girl live!!
OMG this girl is hotttt!!!
rreeeeee!!!
>>713122848
replying just in case
>>713122848
Nice
>>713122848
Lies
Yes please
>>713122848
So she is cute but dumb as hell?
>>713122848
I swear to god if she isn't nice or if she isn't cute I'm coming for you man
>>713122848
Can't be worse than the bitch I know
Kill yourself
Plz
>>713122848
probably not but worth trying
>>713126966
omg, is she the gf?
>>713122848
a bit of hope doesn't hurt
Bump
roll
>>713122848
>>713122848
Blah
All those years of self improvement were useless! All I needed to do was reply.
I would like that.
>>713122848
Please
Plz
>>713122848
Well. I've hit an all time low.
done
That would be great
boop
>>713122848
reply
fuck this imma try talking to the hot girl in my gym
i wish
im desperate enough
finally
Yeah i guess
replied
>>713122848
dont want one.
yes!!!
yes please
>>713122848
why not
I wish /b/ magic was true.
>>713122848
>If you reply to this post you will get a nice and cute gf tomorrow!
Rip
>>713122848
bullcrap
Yay!
>>713122848
seems too good to be true
>>713122848
bet
Sure, lets see OP
>>713122848
that's a trap :(
I already have a nice cute gf :^)
Pls
>>713122848
I don't need her right tomorrow, but thanks
>>713122848
Cool!
>>713122848
but I'm gay
>>713122848
yeah right, whatever :( , look how desperate we are. :'(
Wet fart
k
>>713122848
nigga...
>>713122848
Let's see
Ok
I hope she has a penis.
>>713122848
sure
yay
got nothing to lose and everything to gain
>>713122848
Plz
>>713122848
That would be nice
ok but please dont tell my wife about her
>>713122848
newfag here, she looks familiar. is her gash online?
Well, why the hell not?
Roll
>>713122848
in b4 the lies
That would be nice
>>713122848
LIES!!! ITS ALL A BUNCH OF LIES!!!
Please>>713122848
roll
Promise?
>>713122848
Please
>>713122848
mhm, i bet
>>713122848
thx
Doubt but why not? Fun game
>>713122848
Roll
>>713122848
Doubts everywhere
>>713122848
okay
rollin`
k
>>713122848
as long as they're nice and cute
>>713122848
Riplaying æs best æs æi kæn!
>>713128756
Too bad
Go on the
>>713122848
Doubt it but let's do it anyways
Thamk
>>713122848
That'd be nice
sure
Yay!!!
!@!
>>713122848
....source on her?
worth trying and chancing than not at all
>>713122848
haha I'm not leaving home tomorrow
>>well let try another time
>>713122848
I ain't gonna complain
>>713122848
Doubt it
reply lmoao
Repli
>>713122993
This isn't 8 chan you retard
It would be great!
>>713122848
Need
pls
>>713122848
As a 25 year old never held hands, dated or kissed virgin I would like a cute gf please
Please make it happen
Ye boi
>>713126764
more?
>>713122848
Worth a shot
>>713122848
Why am I doing this
Pls
