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>>713062636
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713062636
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>713068983 → #
>/d/
Gross
>>713069177 #
Gross
>>713069165 #
HARUHI AKBAR
>>713069361
he might not delete it now that this one is here
>>713069388
thanks
I'll just claim Kurome here too.
カラミチーマス
My thread is up too
cant wait to delete this thread
>>713069486
Damn you Sci!!!
>>713069461
Imma go babe its getting late love you.
>Haruhi claim
>>713069553
[. . .]
im gonna delete this one at 20 posters, you dumb weebs will still fall for it after this warning
>>713069581
H-haruhi followed me here too!
There is no escape!
Have a nice night, love you too.
Just gonna put this here... and stake my claim for Sena Kashiwazaki... :3
Alright /waifu/ I'm no longer needed/wanted here so I'm going to bed,
Goodnight everyone
>>713069934
Also
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713069934
I want you here
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>713069897
Why do you guys post that picture in almost every waifu thread, and then pretend it's not one of your waifus?
>>713069435
>>713070026
bard is resisting for some reason
Claimu
>>713070095
Syndra is such bae though... her ball handling skills are primo..
>>713069934
I want you though, I love everyone in /waifu/
Except for the one guy.
>>713070204(Yui)
>>713069437
Sorry, I was just getting a blanket since it's starting to get a bit chilly. Sure that may be a possibility, though that doesn't stop him from claiming that he will delete your thread even though he can't, obviously.
Damn, this is some faggy shit. You guys must be virgins lol
>>713070194
Would bard be nice to me for taking his spot? Would he expect something out of me?
>>713070267
Aww, why don't you love me? God dammit.
>>713070327
oh well
he's not as clever as he believes he is
>>713070395
well i guess u need bard 1 approval to be an official bard, but yea he'll be nice to u as long as u dont presume to already be bard
>>713070395
I didn't mean you!
>
>faggy shit
>faggy...
>shit...
eh... now I'm just bored enough to try and piece this together...
>>713070181
Now Erio is here too?
>>713070181
Hello.
>>713070544
crickets
>>713070494
Yall aren't that smart either, you've fallen for countless fake threads and continue to reply to me even though you know if you wouldn't I wouldn't even bother with this. Fuckin idiots
>>713070602
You brought them here, faggot!
>>713070560
>>713070498
Oh, you put me after the one guy as if you were meaning me.
I love you too.
>>713070494
I never presumed to be a bard so far, so I guess I am good.
>>713070670
>talks about damage control
Damage controls
NICE MEME xd xd
>>713070695
i only brought myself
>>713070763
ugh he's being a dickhole and doesnt want to post on 4chan
u can talk to him on 8ch animus tho
>>713070775
KILL YOURSELF
>>713070763
I just thought the (Yui) thing was funny, but didn't have anything to say.
The guy I hate is Ran.
>>713070900
cute
more crickets
>>713070759
>>713070900
REEEEEEEEKIKO
>>713070875
What should I say?
>>713070957
It's 3 AM, what did you expect?
>>713071004
Call him a nigger faggot
>>713071004
idk something like "hi i post yui on /b/ can i be bard 4" whatever
he's rly cool just talk to him
>>713070964
>>713070964
Bonjour, Makoto!
How are you this evening
>>713070934
cuter
>>713071077
Sorry, it'll take a lil, currently away from the computer and only on mobile, and chrome fucking sucks.
Sorry.
Heading to bed now~!
Good night /waifu/ its been a ride. :D
>>713071458
dont worry about it
>>713071077
Who the fuk is Bard lol.
Yo is this the correct waifu thread?
blood chan come home
>>713071463
Ride on this dick, bitch.
>>713071534
Are you bard?
>>713071658
No.
>>713071283
>>713071289
Could be better, could be worse. Gotta do an RMA on the laptop I ordered, and my car is leaking coolant onto the housing. But it's not blowing up, so I'm grateful for that.
>>713071658
no thats not
>>713071695
Who are you?
>>713071658
Is this yui irl?
>>713072008
She isn't NEARLY cute enough.
>>713072008
No, Yui doesn't exist irl.
No substitute
>>713072008
>>713072109
Unlike Galil!
>>713071695
Oh, thats sound bad.
You doing anything right now?
say u wanna carry on his legacy or something
>>713072507
That just makes me sound like a faggot
>>713071731
Makoto. Who are you?
>>713072368
Just talking to a friend about my past relationship and who I'd like to have one with right now.
What about you?
>>713072507
u wanna carry on his legacy or something
here
>>713072109
>>713072125
>>713072346
By replying to that post you unwittingly surrendered your waifu to the merchant. Lean-to read the fine print ladies
>>713072900
Tomoko!
>>713072900
sip
>>713072969
me
>>713072795
I'm watching some Archer while my imouto is taking a bath. I'm a bit tired but I'm okay.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ
Goodnight.
Or maybe even morning at this point.
>>713072925
where was the fine print
>>713072925
No b4rd for me
That's fine though, it'd be weird for me to hold a name that I have no connection to.
>>713073293
Sleep well.
>>713073372
Fucking christ, sorry mister merchant didn't mean to reply to you.
>>713072795
It's a secret to everybody!
Nice to meet you, Ms Makoto.
>>713073252
Did the new season start yet?
>Different anon
>>713073051
>>713074043
Hi Tomoko
How was your day?
>>713074043
i want to cum in that cup
>>713074043
Stop posting my waifu
>>713074206
i want to cum in you
>>713073252
>Not joining her
Missed opportunity.
>>713073717
Oh is it now? Sounds like a mystery to be cracked!
>>713074144
unproductive but thats fine
>>713074206
no
>>713074278
im not im posting mine
>>713074278
do it faggot you won't
>>713074272
discount-tsundere~chan
*hug*
>>713074410
yes i do
>>713074420
Good morning bully-san
Thanks for the wake up hug
>>713074420
-cums inside u-
>>713074410
tomoko is my waifu tho
>>713071624
Let bc rip
>>713074588
now im all sticky :-/
>>713074579
you only just woke up?
>>713074663
i can lick it up for you
I think I'm gonna take a nap for the night, I'll be back soon, i hope.
Nighty night
My Tidus is OP to heck.
>>713074813
night you faggot
>>713074711
no
just go away
>>713074393
I'm nobody important, really.
It surprised me to see you still posting here, by the way..
>>713074874
Wanna get married?
>>713074988
i'm already happily married
>>713074459
?
>>713074588
ok?
>>713074663
Yup yup
It's Saturday so I can sleep in
>>713074985
Are you 4M?
>>713075053
to me?
>>713074985
Hmmm, so you're someone I've talked to before, eh?
I've posted for far longer before. I think I was with the Alice2 threads for 3 years before my posting really subsided, so...
>>713075384
no
to Sachi
>>713075272
i should go to sleep
>>713075553
i am sachi o:
UGLY LOSER SMELLS BAD VIRGIN MOUNTAIN DEW CALL OF DUTY
>>713075321
I dunno who that is.
>>713075476
Yes, we've talked before on a few occasions.
Alice2? You mean the controversial psychologists of /b/? So you've known them for that long, huh? That's somewhat remarkable.
>>713075798
4M, please.
>>713075704
klonata calls me sachi o:
>>713075553
If you're tired yea
I'll give you a goodnight hug if you want
>>713072696
lol oh well
>>713072821
>>713075798
Nice witch you have there!
>>713069277
Oh, hey, it's Bikko!
Have not seen that character around for a while.
What's next, Nevada-tan?
>>713076413
pls dont harass people just cuz they post certain characters
>>713075798
My memories a bit fuzzy when it comes to people that aren't here often, sorry about that.
The very same. I've known her for near 6 years now. I was around during her first threads in 2011. I left around 2014, but kinda recently came back for reasons I can't figure out.
Seryuu is claimed.
And don't you fucking tell me I can't
>>713076660
JUSTICE
>>713076688
Holy fuck nice claim.
>>713076755
JUSTICE IS SERVED
>>713076660
Corpses dont count lmao
>>713076926
Fuck off
Akame ga kill is so shit
All of the girls fall into shitty archetypes
Main: Tsundere
Esdeath: Yandere
Leone: deredere
Schere: shydere or whatever the fuck its called
etc etc
Ravac is best character
>>713076130
oh its you :o
>>713076218
not tired yet
>>713077145
>Schere
?
>>713077436
The scissor girl
That's her name in the manga
>>713077517
ky
siccor switch is master race
marry me pls
>>713077349
>>713077848
but i made u a coffee
>>713076888
Cheers, and checked
>>713078087
Thanks.
>>713077995
but i did made u coffee
>>713078144
but i#m married
why didn't they show Minister Honest ripping out leones womb and eating it in the anime?
>>713078219
but u let me cum in u ;-;
>>713078583
it was just a casual hookup
Where are you guys are fucking insane. So how is life being mentally unstable???
>>713078783
can we hook up again
>>713078831
im totally normal
>>713078831
It's like living life with no rules or limitations.
claimed
>>713079149
i can rape myself yes
>>713079031
can i rape u
>>713079234
it was a typo
its a shame i dont even have to check thread for best girl
you guys sadden me
>>713079380
PLEASE END YOUR LIFE
blood chaaaaan
>>713079391
-grabs ur peepee-
no means yes
>>713079485
don't bring it here!
>>713079485
Dude, you, Erio, and Scanner are already here. Don't bring BC into the mix too.
>>713079581
u are my blood-chan
>>713079443
>>713079674
i love u
>>713079682
-gives ur peepee a kiss-
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJMRe-yYyc
dofiskodfjs
>>713079884
a shame to "love" such a person
>>713079687
nerd
Is anyone here not a giant fucking nigger?
>>713080078
blood-chan is perfect to me
>>713080134
whats a matter mavis
>>713080204
dont know much about BC personally and im just going by what Kanra told me in private. "Bloodchan is sadistic, underhanded, unhanded, uncaring emotionally stunted and broken beyond repair" iirc. not someone you want to have a relationship with unless youre a masochist.
>>713080387
Meh
>>713080387
Black lives matter.
>>713080145
ur mean, slacho
>>713080517
i'd still fuck tho
>>713080658
me too
>>713080729
shall we?
>>713080760
you go first
>>713080961
of course
>>713081002
make sure you yell so that i know when to run away
>>713080517
he doesnt know anything
>>713081121
that's pretty lewd dude. you'll probably hear them instead though
>>713080517
hey hey, who are you? kanra is a really close friend of mine.
>>713081238
hey hey you you
>>713081277
I don't like your girlfriend either, anon! oh wait, you post here, you don't have one, LOL
>>713081352
maybe I can be your gf tonight
>>713081238
who are you
>>713081141
he always seemed genuinely excited when talking about bc. maybe hes in love with bc too
>>713081180
whys that?
>>713081238
i'll give you a hint "alicefag"
>>713081393
that bird character is ugly
>>713081400
bitch you know who I am.
>>713081408
okay so you are who I thought you were. weird.
>>713081421
>>713081393
i wouldn't want to put you through that though
>>713081408
because i'll be doing that gif you posted and everything
they'll be like oh god what the fuck are you doing
>>713081491
that's my line.
>>713081421
I'd have thought you'd like her, seeing as she has the body of a child.
>>713081457
just an old, oldfag
>>713081491
bc is a slut and will probably love it
>>713081510
probably why i stole it t b h
;^)
>>713081422
filenames dont seem to match
anyway tell kanra to add me on steam
>>713081537
funny
>>713081537
>>713081551
you think so? shit, i've been doing all wrong then/
>>713081556
steal my heart next uguu
>>713081569
the filenames don't match because I click the randomize filename button in the settings of 4chanX. I am who you think I am.
>>713081627
I am a clever burd
>>713081683
okay.
tell kanra to add me on steam
>>713081734
I will do no such thing. I like him far too much to encourage any prolonged exposure to the likes of you.
>>713081783
fuck u dude ur worthless trash i hate u
pls e date me...
>>713081849
I'm not your type, I'm older than 12.
I
WANT
TO
MARRY
CUPCAKE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>713081929
pls take me
>>713082022
you're not my type.
NIGGER DICK SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA
>>713082056
aww what a shame. I would but the image limit. oh well.
>>713082047
i know u secretly love me cupcake let's do it!!!!!!!!
>>713082104
you disgust me on a primal level so deep that the very fact that you exist is enough to cause me deep distress in my daily life.
>one person in thread has actually seen my dick
idk how to feel but i bet they touch themselves to it
>>713081683
idk howww
thats like robbing a Rothschild
ouch. thats pretty raw right there yo
get fucked
>>713082186
that's true. it's not really possible.
>>713082186
can i see it? c:
where is kyouko-bot when you need him
>>713082221
brb playing payday2 to lrn2heist
>>713082270
sure, love. just hop on steam for me
