Poorly described video games thread?
I'll start.
>Free plane ride
>Enjoy nice city filled with colorful locals
>Do a lot of drugs
>Go golfing
>Go home on a boat full of women
>>713037126
Bioshock, next.
>girlfriend gets kidnapped
>beat up other kids and take their money to buy the legendary sword excalibur and maybe a nice sauna visit or two
>rescue girlfriend
>be psychiatrist
>can't fucking sleep
>boss is an ass
>everyone starts going crazy
>starts turning into monsters
>some motherfucker is sabotaging shit
>the normal people are killing themselves
>tfw gf missing
>fucking cannibals n shit
>SURPRISE it was all fake
>don't even know who I am anymore
super mario sunshine?
>>713037528
zelda
>>713037721
Silent Hill
>>713037899
nope, not zelda.
>*Angry japanese yelling*
>>713038358
Total war shogun?
>>713037950
Ico? Shadow of the Colossus?
>>713038557
when the fuck do you beat up kids in either of those games?
>>713037528
MARIO
>>713037528
Double dragon?
>>713039042
>>713039070
>>713038460
nope to all of these although total war shogun is a really good guess.
>>713038621
idk man it's been like forever since I played them and those were the first "ur gf's been stolen again" games I thought of.
>Chillin, just got home from dealing with some bs
>Get message, queen wants to talk
>QueenDtime.jpg
>Some bullshit happens
>Now you got powers from some goth beta cuck
>Time to save the world
>Jk time to save your bitch for a good or bad ending
>>713039296
dishonored?
>Mech fighting
>Dead people
>Kill AI
>Become Champion
You got it my nigga
>>713039513
dafuq
>>713038358
overwatch: genji edition
>>713039804
it is always genji edition, every game, both teams.
> man trapped in well
> give him an onion hat so he can get out
>>713039954
dank soles 3 patches dindu nuffin edition
>>713039950
both teams full genji
then there's the one hanzo main
>>713040037
i can't even blame them. who doesn't want to play an overpowered character and just shit on everyone else
>>713040024
cowrecked
>>713038358
Overwatch
>>713039513
Titan Fall
>>713040305
correct, but answered already.
>>713040467
No.
>>713037126
>you're some 10 yr old kid
>scientist lets you pick from 3 weird ass animals
can someone please do half life 1, 2, ep1, ep2, and what they think hl3 will be like please
>>713040817
pokemon
>>713037528
River city ransom?
>Everything's a wall until you break
How the fuck did that just work???
>>713041725
Woops, forgot to put "it on the end
>>713037126
Gta V
>>713041725
This is my last resort?
>>713039513
Neopets
>You get to drive hundreds of mostly Japanese cars
>that's literally all you do
>>713043164
gran turismo
>>713042009
No.
>>713037126
>Abused man
>Sister killed self
>Raise young girl
>Gets kidnapped
>Go on a quest to find her
>Choose to be a drug addict or not
>Find out in the end child hates you
>Turn into a monster at the end
>douchebag who owns large company
>retarded robot
>guns
>>713044084
Borderlands 2?
>>713044340
correct
>>713037126
>be neighbor to a botanist/biologist or some shit
>zombie apocalypse starts
>neighbor looses his shit
>he fucks around with plants/animals since he's insane
>he sells mutated plants to me for tacos
>>713044000
Lisa, nice try buddy.
>>713044484
Plants vs Zombies?
>>713044593
be more specific
>>713044603
Yep
>be greedy fag
>hires 9 mercenaries to kill brother to steal his land
>turns out he cloned all of your mercenaries
>fuck
>>713045000
Team Fortress 2?
>>713045029
Correct
>>713037126
Fucking baby
Octopus calls you "Mr Fuckface"
Explosion
Run to a fucking hole and save your bitch and kid
Its cold
Fuck its been a while
Everything is old
Guess I need to go find my octopus
>>713044593
>>713044760
>not me
yes yes
you got it son
>Use cape to fly around
>pirates with flying boats
>carry around jerkface insect buddy
>amazeballs ost
>mute kid
>your brother is an ass who gets all the attention
>you win a contest one day and get a free house
>turns out it's shit and inhabited
>turns out your faggot brother got kidnapped and is held hostage in the shit house
>old faggot says some kind of prophecy shit
>you proceed to murder the family inside, plus their dog and butler, and everything else inside
>a giant appears and you kill it
>then you save your faggot brother
>Be a red haired asshole
>destroy some city
>im fake, everyone hates me
>bad guy is the good guy and everyone loves him
>kill him anyway
>>713037126
>titanic in space
>slowly driven insane by robot voices
>played by every cancerous youtuber
>blind doctor gets you fucked up
>wake up
>woah shit, die a lot
>collect pebbles
????
>>713045220
Fallout: the bad one
>who the fuck is this guy
>what the fuck is this shit
>why am i building a house for him
>what the fuck is that shit
>minecraft but not for downies
>>713046068
1 or 2? Or the one one about a Brotherhood Squad or something?
>trying to save the world with a really fucking strange sword
>realize gf is inside me
>meanwhile my own clown is helping the bad guy for no reason
>>713046201
Because none of those are it...
>be a child
>fall down a mountain
>a goat attempt to raise you
>nah fuck that
>you run away into the snow to fuck around with some skeletons
>go into a waterfall with a fish trying to murder you
>proceed to get attacked by walking volcanos
>some time later
>kill a goat
>kill a flower
>go home
>end
>watch your buddy become a human ashtray
>make jap BBQ
>jam out to sick tunes and wreck PT boats
ROEBUCKKK
>>713045491
Luigi's Mansion. EZ
>>713046268
Fallout 4
>Music and Monsters
obvious, it's undertale
>>713046271
Undertale
>>713046271
youre supposed to describe it poorly, you made it too obvious.
its viva pinata obviously
>>713046181
Legos + Alzheimer's
>>713046355
yep
>>713046271
Cancer
>>713046321
Call of duty: World at War
>live on farm
>turn into wolf
>prophecy shit
>save world
>end
>>713045534
Fable 4?
>because of some shit with natural resources, everyone's supposed to fight with robots
>nothing gets accomplished
>MOBA
good luck figuring this one out
>>713046761
Correcto
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wIKk6bUSE3w
>>713046832
LEGEND OF ZELDA
TWILIGHT PRINCESS
>>713046962
yep
>load game
>create something cool
>go to a server
>see flying dicks and gunfire everywhere
>spam spawn zombies
>murder everything
>repeat
>hat
>>713047235
homo's mod.
>>713047276
TF2
>>713046181
Terraria obviously.
>>713047318
2quick
that one was ez tho
>load game
>Open a level
>fail because you can't tap fast
>cri
>>713045410
owlboy
>>713047289
yup
>>713047351
try to figure out
>>713046903
>>713047337
GJ
>click for hours
>get it on your phone too
>tap for hours
>eventually get bored of clicking and tapping and uninstall
>slip into a deep depression as you look back on how many stages you beat
>feel empty for years
>>713047367
Could be fucking anything. Is it Impossible Game?
>have weird hair
>doesn't get paid despite having a job
>apartment constantly filled with under aged, teenage girls
>go to court every 5 seconds
>>713047609
Nope. Way off. You guy wanted vague, here it is
>>713047590
Cookie clicker.
>>713047648
Phoenix wright
>German scumbag living on the shittiest planet in the solar system
>Attempt to leave planet via coyote rig
>Fails
>Meet some hot ginger princess or some shit from richville
>Prevent her ass ass ination
>Nobody believes me
>Wake her from a sleep via magic drink
>Alot of shit happens
>Meet some old man and a pirate
>Meet 3 other faggots who are actually my clones
>Get stuck in turbine
>An hero to save the girl I love while she gets cucked by my clone
>Go back in time
>Do more shit
>Save the world a few times
>Pink elephant
>An hero again
>World is saved-ish
>get email
>go to asylum
>chased by naked people
>fight ghost
>>713047726
Almost, the game is on steam, I forgot to mention it.
>Be simple farmer
>Your bro comes
>Rip bro
>you get pissed
>raise an army
>save the kingdom
>>713047648
I'll have a #3 to go, please
>crashland on planet from meteor
>theres stages that were removed
>decent but people always look at what could've been
>either dick creatures or somehow decently made
>>713047789
>>713047590
Definitely AdVenture capitalist.
>>713047736
yup
>>713047590
I got it on (what seems to be) an indestructible and unloseable phone a few years ago and still have it
>Be ghost
>Meet lamp
>Revive the dead using ghost magic and time travel
>Redhead bitch wont stop dying
>Mfw Im not actually the person I though I was the entire time
>Mfw Im a cat
>>713047962
Getting closer.
>>713048129
AdVenture communist?
>In some place for the sickly
>Club some lardass to death
>Fly the fuck outta there
>Now in a place were outcast gather
>Find some condescending prick
>Hit em once
>Has to restart game cause you can't kill em
>start a shitty restaurant and disappoint your family
>2 girls from your family come and molest you and live with you
>start a harem
>end
>>713047590
Clicker Heroes
>>713048358
I don't wanna mention it because its so fucking cringe. Starts with a N.
>>713047943
No mans lie
>>713047943
crash bandicoot
>>713048405
ya got it
>russia
>"i need money for family"
>lose a couple hundred times because that one bitch didn't have a date on her passport
>>713045851
hint:
Blood
>>713047781
Outlast
>>713048571
Papers, please. ez af.
>>713048521
close, its a game similar to that,
and it was "disappointing" like it.
>>713048596
yep
>take a vacation
>faggit that looks like you does some crimes
>the locals blame it on you
>fuck
>>713048523
nope
>KILL THE CEO
>>713048653
yeah im trying to think of shit while putting easy shit up
>Valve Actually Let Us Do This?
>Raised hair
>Blimp in the air
>Sweeping through like a comb
>Dropping dem' tesla bombs
>Kirov reporting
>>713048766
SUPER HOT, SUPER HOT, SUPER HOT.
>>713037126
>can do almost anything
>own a home
>have friends
>buy and sell shit
>friends will become autistic af if you go 2 days without talking to them
>forever a loan
>>713048766
Happy Wheels.
>>713048868
Right
>be god
>also a mayor
>build and destroy shit
>run around
>eat a bunch of fucking fruit
>ohshitwaddupghost.jpg
>eat a hole
>destroy the hopes and dreams of the ghosts
>fuck wife
>>713037126
>shota goes to hawaii
>some local professor goes to your house and fucks your mom
>jellyfish posseses your waifu
>cosmic brocoli transforms into a lunar entity and saves everyone
>>713045851
Bloodborne
>>713048358
>>713048672
unsolved
>>713049093
Chris-chan Simulator: Adventures of Sonichu?
>wife is kidnapped
>you get hungry
>rescue her so she can cook
>>713048672
super mario sunshine
>Severe mental problems
>Monsters and shit
>Mom keeps texting
>>713049226
nope, think simpler
>>713046258
>have the strongest gel ever
>fly in a lego machine
>king is nowhere in this universe
>>713049093
Actraiser.
>>713049274
yep
>>713049127
Pokemon Sun and Moon?
>Be rich white kid
>On rich vacation with rich friends
>Fuckers come and kidnap us
>escape and roam around island being white
>Get tattoos
>Save everyone because im white
>set jungle on fire and kill exotic wildlife when bored
>>713049093
Sim city.
>>713048358
nekopara or something
>>713049312
katamari
>>713049322
nope again
>>713049384
yep to nekopara
>>713049358
far cry 3
to ez
>>713049297
Pokemon.
>>713049358
Fary "my name is jason and all i do is" cry 3
Still better than 4 and i fucking love this game. Goddamn far cry 2and 3 were good
>meatvision
>everything sucks
>at least i have a loli
>spores
>>713049567
like thats just literally the full plot of that game
>>713049579
try again
>>713045825
No ones getting it so I'll give some hints
>shit ton of water
>everything screams at you
>is walking downtown
>gets shot
>by a 6 year old
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF MY TOWN!"
>6 year old is a cop, you get arrested
>go to jail
>get out of jail
>get raped in the middle of the road
>get arrested by 6 year old again
>Malaria
>Diamonds
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
>>713047943
no one gonna guess this one?
>have a shit job
>during job robots try to kill you
>end
>>713049736
Soma
Took me a long ass time to remember the name
>>713049765
Spore
>sister got out of battery
>Portals everywhere
>help some villain to conquer the world
>>713049772
could be portal. but i doubt it.
>>713047943
Spore
>Be in Highschool
>Can't see anyone
>Date people no one can see
>FIght 4 armed Oni
>>713049772
Five nights at Freddy's. 2ez
>>713049872
correct
>nine cunts fight their clones in the desert
>fighting for fedoras and frying pans
>build a cool as hell looking space vehicle
>go into server
>get outplayed by everything
>cri
>repeat
>>713049925
I bet no one will be able to guess it
>>713049900
nope
>>713049939
yep
>white phosphorus
>shit
>little girl that morphs into a fighter jet in space and then becomes a top-down zelda game.
>>713049988
TF2.
>embark on quest regarding a mythological story arc
>Kill hundreds upon hundreds of <insert classic bad guy race>
>still maintain a witty sense of humor
>Also posses magic form-holding hair gel that seems to be resistant to water
>obtain goal, ride into sunset
>end
>
>>713048092
>>713047759
Unsolved
>>713050104
spec obs i crie evry tiem
>>713037126
>crash on a planet
>oshit! lepricons
>youre mine now, bitches
> sacrifice each and every single one of them for fun
> i need to get the hell away from here
>Be me, hip young dude with my little brother
>my old man is a real asshole, always tryna fuck up my boombox and shit
>now i got some faggot ass king stealing all my food and giving it to weird ass mutated woodland creatures
>Eh, its all good. Better than any time me and the plumber hang out
>>713050222
Yep
>>713049093
>>713050007
Unsolved
>>713049814
WRONG
Close tho
>>713050314
>me and the plumber
Gave it away. It's Donkey Kong Country.
>>713050229
pikmin or whatever it's called i don't play babby games
>>713050551
>>713050551
probably subnautica
>>713049925
CAN ANYONE GET IT?!?!??!
>be a delinquent
>tag graffiti to be rebellious
>get caught
>run away
>repeat..
>Some faggots took my wife and kid
>Told me to snitch on my crew
>Well fuck, im outta that life anyway
>Now i gotta kill my old crew
>fine, i just want my wife and kid
>they kill me
>Just wait, you old faggot
>>713050480
>>713049093 has got to be sim city.
>>713050598
Correct, my funky dude
>>713048354
Hint: You begin in an asylum
>>713037126
> create character
>money cheatcodes
> create house
> inseminate bitches
> we need to buidl a wall... to kill faggots
>die
>repeat
>>713050733
jets grind radio
>>713050629
It's some anime shit.
>>713050733
Jet Set radio
>>713049097
Pacman
>>713050882
Nope
>>713050763
you got it
>>713050806
i thought it was too easy to be darksouls but i guess it is.
>>713050809
probably sims or somehting.
>>713050737
Red dead redemption
>be me, caveman
>Decide to build tower to sun, by killing mammoths
>i have narcolepsy
>>713050007
>>713049925
Still unsolved
>>713041216
Sorry for the super long delay but yes this is the correct one.
>infiltrate russian consulate
>steal kidney
>go to resort which turns out to be a simulation
>rescue boss & his secretary
>eaten by crocodile-man
>>713050971
sims, correct
>>713050973
I had a hard time making it vague. Im not that good. You are correct
>>713050944
Really? I guessed sim city like 10 minutes ago but you didn't confirm it. >>713049370
>Set out to have sex with every woman in japan
>accidentally unite the country and vanquish an ancient evil
>still got to have sex with everyone.
>>713051059
Bumping until someone guesses mine
>be me
>overdeveloped team of monkeys
>ftw some faggots balloons trying to sneak to out village
>"balloons, what could go wrong"
>intense warfare
>if they touch a monkey, the monkey dies
>darts are our only hope
>>713049312
>fight alongside talking animals
>get to the end of the game
>DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS
>>713051324
Bloons
>>713051324
bloons td
>Be me, average male
>Some hot bitches lock me in a simulation
>this simulation is making me crossdress
>Fine, just need to get out of here
>after getting ass raped 6 times while wearing a sheer fishnet dress, you submit to sucking dicks willingly til the end of days
>>713050007
Space Engineers?
>>713050007
Robocraft
>>713050215
Also still unsolved
>>713051356
kingdom hearts
>>713051277
o shit sorry m8
>>713051359
god tier game right there
>>713050007
robocraft?
>new phone who dis
>>713051109
It wasn't that bad. Really any small detail about that game could give it away because it's pretty unique as far as recent games go.
>>713051409
Meh, it got too easy here
>>713051388
nope
>>713051402
yep
>played us like A DAMN FIDDLE
>>713051507
lego ship was the giveaway
>>713051285
>>713050113
>>713049632
Good luck
>run down a lane
>kill some guy
>lose game anyway
>>713050973
>be a badass
>bitch was kidnaped? okey, fine
>crasy people all around? okey, fine
>monsters? fuck them, is easy
>what the fuck is that giant rock?
>last boss? hold my beer
>we need to escape
>i dont like you bitch, fuck you
>>713051016
Far cry primal.
>>713051506
Thanks friend. I agree fully, it truly was a unique experience and i hope rdr2 is just as good. I dont hope for more, merely as good
>>713051670
Nope
>>713049925
STILL UNSOLVED SOLVE IT ALREADY FAGGOTS
>>713051579
still, nobody got it
>>713050625
Winrar
>>713051074
some more hints
>some hobo shows up in every level
>carry around fake hands
>the editor is an asshole
>>713051626
League of Legends
>>713048092
Ghost Trick
>>713049097
Pacman
>be me
>robots gets me do do shit
>surewhatever.jpg
>other robot bad
>turns out og robot is bad and other robot is meh
>ohshitwhaddup.png
>bad robot leaves
>the end
>>713051923
yep
>>713051784
Too vague, no one is going to guess it. Sounds like some Japanese shit, so definitely no one here will know it.
>>713051863
lego batman
>>713051949
Portal 2.
>>713051946
Finally someone got ghost trick
>>713047759
Now for this one
>>713052016
fine more fucking hints fucking faggots
>Get arrested for wrestling
>Ms paint
>Sir ________ of york defeats the Oni
>Our time is up
>His time is now
>loud honking teens
>complete objectve in every round
>2 possible areas to attack or defend
>gratatata
>>713052160
Nope
>>713051648
Ghosts n goblins maybe.
>>713052254
Oni and the Blind Forest
>>713051356
Darkness?
>>713052349
Super nope
>>713051074
jazzpunk
>Can't sleep
>finally sleep
>can't wake up
>wear cosplay gear and play with knives
>good end.
>>713052439
Of course no it's not even a real fucking game
>>713037126
>crasy hair MC
>somehow i need to save the world
>i was the bad one all allong
> i wasnt the bad one all allong
>i cant beliebe she died!
>final, epic? battle
>did we died?
>>713051380
Trap Quest?
>>713052481
Yep
>>713052509
Do you want the answer?
>>713052548
I love the confusion of other anons, please do not.
>Im poor
>get conscripted cause i tried to feed my family
>get home, best bro is doing great, gets me a job
>get incarcerated
>End up getting a promotion cause of it
>everything is breaking down
>"no one said anything about joe"
>>713052254
Oni's adventure 2: the revenge of MS Paint (High school dating edition)
>>713052330
nope
>>713052665
aight. just say the word when i should give the answer
>>713049749
Far Cry 2?
>>713052525
Ding ding
>>713052673
Still no