Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Fucking hell.
>>712097727
Cold needs to die
>>712097777
>checked
Quads confirm, not gay
>>712097842
>if it means anything from me
It means a lot.
When I say I'm too autistic in person, I mean that I have no idea how to act in social situations, because I was never in them growing up.
I didn't have friends, and kids are shallow, so I wasn't able to even be included in stuff until I was in high school. So I never really knew how to fit in, and am still trying to figure it out.
>>712098336
>responsible
This is part of the problem, she's massively irresponsible with everything. Especially money.
I really wish she had moved out by now, but like I said, she's so bad with money that she can't afford too. Despite being out of school for like 4 years now
>>712098855
You're name is offensive to the true king
Claim
>>712098855
I don't need quads to confirm i'm not gay
Claiming a cute
I think my cousin has a crush on me :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8SII8ytI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pCd-F1sw_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mknMMuwB1Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-DAWwcic4
>>712099179
Do you like them?
>>712099110
>>712099100
>>712098957
If dubs I get to kiss you 3 :o
>>712099677
yeah he's cool
>>712099691
;-;
I'll kiss you anyway (I'm not gay though)
>>712099691
>>712099835
Forgot to tag
Long live the king
>>712100024
who is the king?
>>712100013
???
>>712099835
*kisses you* :3
>>712100064
Yo, how's it going?
>>712099691
>>712100199
Not Alice.
>>712100199
*Kisses back*
>>712100248
Hey. Bad, but of course i'll say i'ts good anyway. How are you?
>>712100273
I've lost everything I struggled to type because I'm an idiot. I'm gonna call it a night early today, thanks for the support.
>>712100388
Aw, sorry to hear that man. I'm bored here at work.
カラミチーマス
>>712099110
Hi.
>>712100024
>>712100273
I want a lewd and kiss
roll
>>712100278
reroll
>>712100376
this is sachi :o
>>712100388
did you ever get your computer fixed? Im guessing the coke made it worse
>>712100497
That's cool, I lost my post as well when I grabbed a bite to eat. Take it easy man.
>>712098336
>What makes wincest so good.
Possibly because it's taboo. I have no real idea. But I like the idea of an imouto showing affection or appreciation by pleasuring her aniki.
>
>>712098855
Sorry to hear all that. I know many people like that, it's just lifes shitty way of saying 'fuck you'
I hope you do figure it out one day, and that day comes soon.
Humans are weird.
Bum ba dumb bum.
>>712100716
let me cuddle ya dingus
>>712100497
Goodnight. I think I know who this is
>>712100024
I appreciate the gesture, Mai.
>>712100716
>>712100510
You should be working
>>712100716
My computer never broke, my hard drive did
>>712100679
Hello, hello!
A girl asked me out today
>>712101318
n i c e
f e e t
>>712101221
Up to anything?
>>712101164
Nah, I've done all of my work
>>712101415
she's a lesbian?
>>712101415
Asked you out?
Girls ask people out?
>>712101457
>done with work and killing time
Definitely a good problem to have.
>>712101647
>Girls ask people out?
Yes, they do.
My heart will forever belong to you.
>>712101415
I haven't spoken to a girl outside of my family, outside of the internet, in two years.
ayy lmao
>>712101431
Taking notes on some things I'm learning in Russian.
Anything new with you?
>>712101647
I get mad pucci
They call me the lord of pussy
>>712101721
What? Does everyone know about this?
I could have sworn only guys ask people out.
>>712101807
Is that a surname or your last name?
>>712101733
so will your ass ;)
Today can go die in a fire already.
>>712101807
Why do you post Miku then?
>>712101787
Nope. Just playing New Vegas like usual.
>>712101807
>mad parcheesi
You got game, mang.
>>712102002
It just started tho. What's wrong with it?
>>712102002
^-^
>>712102160
^-^
>>712101915
I'm not saying all girls do it. It's happened only two times to me though. Other times I had to do the work.
>>712102002
My day's been pretty good.
Shit day at work?
>>712102217
^-^ *
> Intnensifies*
>>712102217
guess who got a good laptop and has league installed
>me
>.. Lulu :3
>>712102239
Why don't more girls do it? It would be great if I knew when girls did or didn't like me that way.
>>712102463
night night sweeter
>stargirl
>>712102351
>OwO's
>>712102466
Hell yeah man! Guess who spent most of his work shift repairing his laptop
>me
>>712102239
It's nice when the attraction is mutual and both can do the work. After all that's part of the fun.
>>712102463
goodnight
>>712102036
She's my waifu and she's the first pussy i ever got man
>>712102140
My throat is fucked (insert gay joke) and Im coughing up shit in a kitchen without AC on a hot day.
>>712102239
Its just so slow. Also see above.
>>712101787
>Learning Russian
That and Polish are two languages that kicked my ass when I tried to pick up. Lots of respect if you are making progress on it.
>>712102002
>today can die in a fire
>次巻、マジンカZ: 兜甲児マグマに死す！
Shitty day beyond the normal shit?
Wish me well
>>712102720
This reminds me, the first time I felt arousal was watching the old game show dog eat dog, where contestants would strip in some challenges, so I grew attached to the female host.
>>712100746
>that picture
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Life is full of 'fuck you' for me. I have appaling luck in literally everything.
>I hope you do figure it out one day
Maybe. I kind of don't bother anymore. I figure if people can't deal with the way I am, they aren't worth my time anyway.
At least that's what I tell myself
>>712102558
Hell if I know. Girls are weird as fuck.
>>712102630
The thing that sucks is that it's so god damn rare to find someone that actually puts effort into it, and expects the male to do all the work.
It's also nice when people are loyal and don't lie to your face.
>>712102795
Sounds pretty shitty. Also AC not working in a kitchen sounds like hell.
>>712102720
O really? If you really loved her you wouldn't want to hurt her by getting random pussy.
Sounds like your V-card is gone for long, you picked a cute chick, I'll give you that.
>>712102795
Can't you use that as excuse to skip for a day?
>>712103035
goodnight kiss for you cutie :o
>>712103321
We have a shitty column fan dorectly below our hood fans. It blows the hot grill air directly into my face. Poor bastard in the corner has to suffer harder though. I can barely stand 5 minutes in that corner.
>>712103394
You've never worked in a kitchen before. Unless you're in hospital or dead, you work.
>>712102796
nice tits whore
>>712102583
D:
> in game sorry for slow
> lulu
>>712102796
It's really interesting so far! I know about 12 letters and 13 words so far, need to study a bit more before moving onto the next lesson.
>>712103035
Always!
>>712103502
Goodnight whom i think is shiro <3
>>712103722
Thank you
H-h-appy birthday to me...~
>>712103793
Is it going well? Happy birthday, you cutie~.
>>712103793
no :o
take care
best girl claimed!
whats good waifu?
>>712103998
hey slut
>>712103321
Damn it, why can't their be guy girls, or girly guys, or femboys, or she males. That would be perfect.
>>712103648
No worries, take your time! Have you played LoL before now?
>>712103998
Goodnight!
uhgg mai!
>>712103935
Sure, i think i did well on my exam so pretty good.
How are you?
>>712103321
It feels pretty bad to miss the clues, as an aspie that happened too much.
>>712103599
I really didn't, sounds rough. Isn't it kinda peaceful at certain times of the day?
QOTT: farthest you have gone with a girl?
hug :o
>>712104284
What about with a guy?
>>712104284
Side check kiss
>>712104427
nigga you gay
>>712103394
My first time was with a miku cosplayer so she's
>>712104284
Kissu.
We also.
>Held hands.
>>712104427
Tell us that too.
>>712103599
Any reason why they have that fan there? It seems to be defeating the purpose of the vent hood if it's blowing hot air back towards you guys. Unless it's strictly for moving air in a part of the kitchen with shitty ventilation.
>>712104258
He's right though, been through plenty of cases where I encountered sick employees and when interviewing them confidentially, they pretty much echoed the same sentiment- come to work or else.
>>712103271
>Life is full of 'fuck you' for me.
Life sucks, drop out. I know how you feel, especially with the luck factor. Thing that sucks about luck, is that it's out of your control.
>I figure if people can't deal with the way I am, they aren't worth my time anyway.
Thats the way.
Dealing with normie dudebros that just hang around you for something to do is the worst.
Finding someone who genuinely cares, and calls you a proper friend can be hard, but it's worth it.
>>712104102
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but they exist, just the 3D versions of them suck.
>>712104258
Blinded by love?
Bleh, FeelsBadMan.
But sometimes you're better off, who knows.
>>712104284
The lewdest of lewd.
Hand holding.
Oh and fucking.
>>712104427
I remember back in Primary school I kissed my best friend.
>>712104499
Fuck I'm high as shit
So she's special to me*
>>712104427
I've kissed a boy :o
>>712104481
check these dubs
>>712104539
I held hands before too
very scary ;-;
>>712104284
Anal af
>>712104199
Mhm
> dubs checked
>>712104284
just had sex with the one i live with
>>712104752
>>712104660
normies get off my waifu threads >:o
also I'm in that pic :o
>>712104841
Hence why it's there in the reply..
> Don't let Arizona sun fry your brainu
^-^
>>712104752
Nice, who do you main?
>>712104706
Did you like it?
>>712104660
All the clues, it can be the other person doing the attraction and me not realizing it.
>>712104598
Employment is spooky.
>>712104539
You don't have to know about that.
>>712104499
A Miku cosplayer isn't Miku though.
>>712104481
Maybe a little.
>>712104660
I was.
>>712104830
>>712104752
Get out~
>>712104258
Its mostly peaceful nowadays. Its the quiet that kills me.
>>712104598
Stop gap solution to a shitty built hood. All the fans are in one area, we need them at the other end of the hood.
>>712104284
Held hands. While fucking.
>>712104284
No.
>>712105143
Hey, any chance I could get that vocaloid library link?
>>712104247
Nice!
What are you going to do to celebrate?
Doing well today~. Keeping myself sane with trying to learn new stuff.
>>712104284
I played kickball with a girl in elementary school.
>>712105089
I miss the sun :(
I'm cold...
>>712105143
of course ya dingus
>>712105204
yes me :3
>>712105291
we all did :o
>>712105113
Zed :3
Somehow I only get matched with the shit team though ...
add me? Is your compter ok now lol
>>>>712105152
> ur so cute :)
>>712104660
>Thing that sucks about luck, is that it's out of your control.
Most things are out of my control. I've come to accept this and just go along with how things happen.
Less of a headache in the longrun
>Dealing with normie dudebros that just hang around you for something to do is the worst.
Fortunately, I don't have to deal with this. There's a ton of normies in my courses at school, but I'm stuck dealing with them for another 7 months or so. Then I don't have to listen to them anymore
Some of them are okay though, ironically, we're gonna start playing Runescape kek
>Finding someone who genuinely cares, and calls you a proper friend can be hard, but it's worth it.
I've got a couple of these, it feels real good once you realise it
>>712104660
I caught my cousin and her bff kissing by the swimming pool area on elementary.
>>712105204
Howdy. I was wondering if you had seen it earlier.
https://mega.nz/#!qUUzDaIL!tbZnY45Fc5j5TzkCVsyIwD3e7w1zjRyGW3hdlGjZiNM
>>712105171
Really? I thought that would be the best.
>>712105291
What are you learning?
>>712105143
She was dressed as miku when we did it tho
Also I liked Miku before
>>712105373
Ooh, and assassins just got buffed too! I main ADC and Top (Ashe and Tryndamere are bae). Yeah, add stewie574 whenever, I'm at work for another hour, and my computer is fine now!
>>712105435
Legend!
>>712105143
It can be, but that's all the more reason why a lot of service sector jobs don't turn into careers. On the other hand, it really is rewarding when you find your career after doing some hard work.
>>712105171
Yeah, I thought as much when you mentioned that column fan. Shitty design and/or installation. You mentioned a stopgap measure, but hopefully it doesn't become one of those things that never gets addressed until something happens. Crappy ventilation and hot air temps in kitchens aren't a joke in the summer.
>>712105366
One time the teacher paired me up with a girl because no one picked us for study partners, and she made fun of me the whole time.
That's like second base, right?
>>712105502
Russian, it's a pretty nice language.
Get anything for your birthday?
>>712105152
im being socially adjusted and you cant stop meeee
>also my waifu kicks the shit out of yours
>>712104247
They put
>:o
So it's clearly Konata or Sachi.
kiss me klonata
>when u make miku covers of ur favorite songs
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
1
Claim
Off to bed.
>>712105705
Alright, that's a pretty cool artistic work of fiction, how did it happen?
It doesn't invalidate the fact that it was Miku either.
>>712105773
Hope this gives you the inspiration to do sick beats.
>>712105868
I like nice women
>you normie
>>712105827
$50 not bad
What will you o with that under your belt?
>>712105917
So i was close~
>>712106054
hi
>>712105707
SOOOO CUTE :3
OwO
cool add me if you're not tired when you get home bffl
>>712105917
have a (you) c:
>>712106280
What's your summoner name?
>>712106177
Well actually it wasn't a she but...
You get the idea
It was an asian trap
Boipucci is still pucci
>>712106389
>Asian trap miku.
Did you get trapped or did you know?
>>712106179
Hello, how are you?
>>712106179
if there is no chance of her committing an act of violence on me im just not into it
here
>>712106179
Going to get some waifu merchandise?
Hmm.
Maybe make some Russian friends? I'm honestly not sure. I doubt I'd move to Russia or something, but Moscow would be nice to visit.
>>712106555
Well i was drunk and shit
>>712106357
kevbotman
>>712106580
I'm aging slowly and looking forward to the weekend.
You?
>>712106641
You'd love my mother then...~
>>712106645
Goodnight
>>712106704
Smug
>>712106740
Nope, i'm too afraid to be judged for it by family.
That sounds like fun. Russia is slowly getting better. I always thought the galapagos would be fun.
>>712106704
tomo!!!
i will think of a nickname you approve of one day
>>712106936
>mfw i have
>>712106936
I guess i could say I'm the same more or less. Why are you looking forward to this weekend?
>>712106936
me
>>712107043
i doubt it
>>712107169
how have you been?
>>712106800
You got trapped
>and liked it.
Jealous.
>>712106936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoBx_WO4gw
>>712107313
slacking like usual.you?
>>712105427
Good to hear you've got a couple good, actual friends.
It's even better to see that you appreciate it, taking things or people for granted is a big mistake, and I've learn't that too much.
>>712105435
That's pretty hot, not going to lie.
I don't know what came over me when I kissed him, I just think I really liked him.
>>712104284
I once tripped and landed on top of a girl
>>712107812
slacking just as hard <3
>>712105435
When its dead, you get complacent and miss important stuff. When you're busy you make more of those important things.
>>712105775
I hope not either. He knows about the issue but he cant do anything due to only having money for wages until business picks back up. Its that time of the year.
>>712106936
The most I have is a hand drawn picture of Yuuko that an old friend drew for me, it's really nice.
I think it'd be worth it, as long as you hide it and stuff.
I think Russia's doing okay too, as long as Trump tries to have good relations with our Slav friends, things should be good. That Crimea stuff was crazy though.
>>712106923
Cool, if you see a stewie574 add you, that's me
>>712107475
Well the butthole was grasping around my dick and "she" gave the best bj I have ever gotten
But im not gay
>>712107134
School break. Time to do nothing.
>>712107687
Have a link back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUESFPX-a4
>>712108027
How sweet of him. Where did that friend go?
>>712107968
well thats good i think
>>712108186
Holy shit my attention span is shit when I'm high
What I'm trying to say is her ass was nice
>Miku
>>712107869
I think you get turned on by love.
Do you remember who had the initiative?
>>712108367
very much so
what are you watching rn?
>>712108407
Nah bro it's cool, get that tight trap butt. Did she cum too?
>>712108033
This image :3
> Bedroom eyes "inadverntantely" triggered
How many (You)'s can i get before i go to bed?
>>712108675
nothing was thinking of playing something but wasnt sure. maybe starcraft
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>>712108280
Well that's always good.
I have a vacation coming next week so I'll enjoy it considering my next one isn't until Christmas time.
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>>712108729
I'm pretty sure I was fucking a girl before he came on the sheets and i kinda feel asleep inside him
>brb gotta get miku pics that aren't lewd
>Hatsune Miku
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Yuki Mori
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>>712108544
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I guess I can be a pretty emotional person depending on things.
I thought it was obvious in my post, but I was the one that kissed him, it wasn't anything serious, just a quick kiss on the lips, nothing more.
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She's just a memory now, long story short. Threw away the letters, but kept that drawing.
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Thanks for the (You)'s. Goodnight
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>>712109139
>This is hot.
>Wish it happened to me.
>Mizore
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>>712109587
oh...
was that the one you mentioned yesterday?
That seems bad. sorry.
>yuuko
