kemono
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kemono
Well you're my friend
(It's what you told me anyway)
And can't you see
(What's inside of me anyways?)
Many times we've been out drinking
And many times we've shared our thoughts
But did you ever, ever notice
The kind of thoughts I got?
Well you know I have a love, a love for everyone I know
And you know I have a drive to live I won't let go
But can you see the opposition comes rising up sometimes
And it's dreadful imposition comes blacking in my mind.
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
Don't you know how much I love you?
There's a hope that some how you
Can save me from this darkness.
>>712008833
>dogs are gross
Can we even remain friends after this?
>>712008374
excluding those of us who are used to living in the cold
>>712008452
I don't really think so, since it's starting to melt away and create the most terrible annual plague that kills and injures us by the thousands.
we'll figure something out
>>712008492
Yeah, thanks. It's great.
MY NAME IS HAMMER ASS McHAMMER ASS
I'M HERE
TO FIX YOUR SINK
Also, hello Fool.
>>712008962
now i'm even more confused
i might go to sleep
>>712008937
You are lonely?
cyka
>>712009019
O-oh, ok then, Good night in that case.
>>712009033
He's kinda always lonely. It's cuz he's gay.
NO
IT'S SOOHKAH
NOT
PSYCA OR SYCAH
>>712008945
no we can knot
GOOD DAY
>>712008962
maybe you shouldnt let yourself get all soaked and cold and plagued :p
>>712008970
give bumbum
>>712009113
not yet but I've just got a headache and I'm getting tired so I will however go prepare for sleep, goodnight
toodaloo, all
>>712009195
I like both cats and dogs though.
>>712009324
well then we can remain friends
>>712009033
Well I hope that someday, buddy
We have peace in our lives
Together or apart
Alone or with our wives
And we can stop our whoring
And pull the smiles inside
And light it up forever
And never go to sleep
My best unbeaten brother
This isn't all I see.
Oh no I see a darkness
Oh no I see a darkness
Oh no I see a darkness
Oh no I see a darkness
Did you know how much I love you
There's a hope that some how you, you
Can save me from this darkness.
>>712009195
but how am I supposed to go anywhere where there's slippery, wet slush everyehere
>>712009308
cya
>>712009195
You can always have my bumbum, you cutie cute thing
>>712008833
I'm doing good. just playing some overwatch with friends for a bit
how's the butt
>>712009161
People who cannot read Cyrillic always amaze me.
>>712009412
Awesome.
I might not be able to pay you for "participating in my think tank" but if you were to hit me up if the game ever became successful I would reward you however I could... So round 2 in hopes of less sarcastic replies :)
Favorite animal?
Basic attack method?
Defense method if not the attack method?
Special ability or counter (Like nightvision for cats or sneakiness for foxes)
What it lives it, and what that is made of
Environmental and biological survival advantages
Environmental and biological survival disadvantages
Primary sources of food
I'm not helping you with your creative process.
>>712009536
put little boots on them badger paws
>>712009537
i doughnut want yours
>>712009546
its okay but still broken ;~;
slowly healing
>>712009573
hoorah
>>712008962
the destruction of fertile land is more significant than any impact cold weather has on you personally.
>>712009470
Did someone hurt you?
Or you hurt them?
>>712009741
well thanks for letting me know otherwise, you :)
>>712009741
Me?
>>712009824
I heard of a source down far to the east
Forbidden of course to all but the least
And I heard of a spring from someone who drank
Holes in my mind I forgot who to thank.
Wash my ends, clean my tie
I don't want to go to hell anymore.
>>712009623
I don't think there were all that many sarcastic replies.
>>712009789
I'd probably slip less without boots, but that would eventually result in the amputation of both my feet and I don't have spares. Oh well, I don't fall or anything, just suffer a minor heart attack every time I'm about to slip. That and trudging through it is annoying as fuck.
>>712009821
tru tru, time to go grow some mushrooms I suppose.
>>712010084
no mr survey up there
Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn.
Alone among God's primates, he kills for lust, or sport, or greed,
Yea he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land.
Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours.
Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
>>712010156
What survey?
>>712010120
get boots with spikes or a spike fitting for boots. duh.
>>712010447
the utility is not worth the ridicule
"kyllä mies kivun kestää, muttei häpeää"
>>712010432
>>712009623
>Animal:
Wolfie Wolf
>Basic attack method ?
Bite
>Defense method ?
Waiting for the opponent to attack and then responding accordingly
>Special ability or counter ?
Howl - Summons your fellow wolf pack
>Dwelling and resources required?
Gotta hunt. And do everything focusedon the survival of the group, not of the individual
>Environmental and biological survival advantages?
Always walks with the pack, can quietly sorround the prey to attack avoiding losses.
Also they're fast.
>Environmental and biological survival disadvantages?
Can't climb threes, and a lonew wolf can hardly survive.
>Primary sources of food?
Meat. Foxes, deers. Other wolves if needed.
>>712010592
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>712009789
you just need to massage it better
>>712010758
i need someone else to :c
>>712010592
>caring about what normies think of you
are you retarded or what
>>712010672
It ain't enough to have been stripped and violated
Time is rough and scales are tipped
And the loved becomes the hated
Weird has come and life defined
I am dumb I am not kind
And I will be born again again
I will be born again again
I will be born again again.
>>712010793
I'd give you endless massages
>>712009789
Really? Please? Pretty Please with sugar on top?
I'd do anything ;-;
>>712010857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>712010880
murrrrr
>>712010933
anything huh? hmm
>>712010750
yaas
>>712010794
that's secondary, primary reason would be effort etc
>>712011007
>>712011007
>>712011007
>>712011007
>>712011007
>>712011007
>>712010942
When you have done all of the things you said you'd never do
And all acts of treason ring and you do not know you
Weird has come and life defined
I am dumb I am not kind
And I will be born again again
I will be born again again
I will be born again again.
>>712009623
>Favorite animal?
Tiger
>Basic attack method?
Swipe
>Defense method if not the attack method?
Quick back jump
>Special ability or counter (Like nightvision for cats or sneakiness for foxes)
Pounces up high for a neck bite
>What it lives it, and what that is made of
Snow or jungle, water and trees
>Environmental and biological survival advantages
Large, tough
>Environmental and biological survival disadvantages
Tiger don't have any disadvantages
>Primary sources of food
Other animals.
This shit you can find out yourself on the internet.
>>712010933
Post your butt.
Oh look
Autistic kid who has no artistic talent is being autistic again
Who would've thought
>>712011044
but dont cry to me when you call and lose paws and have heart attacks
>>712011270
mew
>>712011177
>
>>712011313
I'm autistic and I have lots of autistic talent.
>>712011419
I thought it was fairly obvious who I was talking about
>>712011374
Katten. how're you?
>>712011332
d'awww i missed
If you get the chance you should definitely kill yourself.
>>712011419
Then every girl who thought you'd find
Steps from you in the street
Knowing where there's left to go
Is not an easy feat
Weird has come and life defined
I am dumb I am not kind
And I will be born again again
I will be born again again
I will be born again again.
>>712011467
chubby~
whatcha up to bb?
>>712011313
oh look a comment that can be applied to everyone who comes here
>>712011466
I know bro I'm just fanning the flames cuz I'm bored as shit and out of booze
>>712011560
>>712011565
Pull day, barbell rows specifically.
>>712011710
They're not too smart are they.
How you doing?
>>712011712
Hows your cut going?
>>712011710
not really
>>712011789
pretty awful if I don't stop throwing up every drink of water I take I'm going to have to have an IV
>>712011313
tell me about yourself. what do you like to do? what is your profession?
>>712011712
I'll say goodbye before we meet
I'll have to say goodbye before we meet
It's not who I am it's who I'll never be
I'll have to throw out the mirror and head into the trees.
And if the world were more beautiful then you would be
If the world were more beautiful then you would be
So I'll say goodbye before we meet
So I'll say goodbye before we meet.
>>712011886
How'd you posion yourself this time?
>>712011789
Decent now that I'm poor as shit until my next paycheck. Gave notice at my job, gonna be going back to school mid January.
>>712011898
He eats ass on the daily fam
>>712011016
I'll murr your butt :3
>>712011789
hey tiger
>>712011789
cool :3c
how heavy are the barbell?
>>712011898
>>712011971
this is correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCogtALhRKc
>>712011963
working with disgusting white trash that doesn't know how to wash their hands after going to the bathroom
>>712012113
no, please, i'm legitimately invested. i want to know what your thoughts, feelings, and interests are.
>>712012226
Arent you the Hill Shill?
And the times are not changing fast enough to be
Everything to everyone I need to be.
>>712011288
Yeah, I apologize...
It's not a pleasent view... I'm a fat fucked up faggot, I was just interpretting my fursona, but in reality nobody would want it... I'm serious...
I feel deeply sorry for not being able to deliver your request... If I did, you would want to kill yourself, just like me, when I see myself in the mirror.
>>712012282
your people seem to apply that term to anyone they don't like, anyone that challenges their views, and it's ludicrous, childish, and you should stop.
tell me about yourself.
>>712012314
that's some sad shit
>>712011978
;333333
are you dominating in overwatch?
>>712011971
well that's one way to burn that exxtra fat and muscle. you need money for them protiens you know.
>>712011978
Evening Jeff.
Did you do you damn exercises today?
How's it go?
>>712011980
Only warming up atm. the barbell is 20kg but will be 95kg when loaded.
>>712012206
Many people do that. it's not a white trash thing it's a thing losers happen to not do.
>>712012410
this is me irl
>>712012429
Nahh I got tons of supplement stuff I haven't been using. I don't really need to supplement tho, cuz I'm a fat shit.
>>712012464
why are you so afraid? no memes, no jokes, no diversions. why are you scared of telling me anything meaningful about yourself?
>>712010447
you know... this actually doesn't look that bad.
>>712012539
Not a meme
Im literally Hillary
prove me wrong
Pro tip: you cant
I can delete all my posts to prove it
![Group Project [MMMM] - Imgur.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n65450n.jpg "Group Project [MMMM] - Imgur.jpg")
You're gay so you would do something like that
>>712012429
yeah well my state decided it hated spics the most
and its suffered for it since then
so instead I choose to say its nasty ass white people who should not be reproducing
you're not wrong
>>712012429
thats almost two of me in weight
>>712012563
damn skippy it doesnt
>>712011957
But I say hello.
>>712012603
i did not figure you were so unsubstantiative.
>>712012420
Free weekend this weekend i'll try it out.
>>712012516
nah you just lazy is all. i can tell from your slav squat.
>>712012682
Texas?
isn't that got a huge meth problem?
>>712012721
but how tall are you?
>>712012906
At this point, what difference does it make?
>>712012930
Yeah, Free weekends are pretty dope
>>712012930
Alabama
and yes there's lots of meth here too
My facial hair has reached the level that I can now twist the ends of my mustache and curl them upward like a real seximan
>>712012930
I'm not really lazy, I'm just usually exhausted all the time because I don't stick to a decent sleep schedule.
>>712012755
You say yes, I say no
You say come and I say go go go!
Oh no!
You say goodbye, and I say hello!
Hello hello!
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello!
Hello hello!
>>712012930
oh yeah i may check it out too!
like 5'10''?
>>712012946
what difference does what mean?
>>712012420
mostly
>>712012429
I'm just about to do them.
I'm doing pretty good, how're you?
>>712013027
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
>>712013106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8INIH0JfNA8
>>712013191
you are still memeing. do you think i am a hillary shill?
tbh fake youtube video screenshots are a top tier meme
>>712013163
noice
im bored now
>>712013180
I want my records back
And that motorcycle gas tank
That I spray painted black
The owls have been talking to me
But I'm sworn to secrecy.
I woke up in
A burned out basement
Sleeping with
Metal hands
In a spirit ditch.
>>712013619
Become a male stripper.
>>712013619
do a work out while me and tiger are doing one
>>712012986
Do yoy know how i can pre-load it through battle.net?
>>712013015
So lazy you can't be botthered to sleep. you not going to go far mate.
>>712013100
so 5'10" and about 50kg?
that's pretty skinny, but i guess if you don't have muscle on ya, any additional weight would like pudgy.
>>712013163
Yeah do them workouts, sexy boi. i wanna see you sweat :D
It's hot at the gym, i think the A/C compressor is borked.
>>712013838
Actually, I do. Give me a few
>>712013838
>>712013874
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY5CoxB4LTE
>>712013776
i doughnut have the booty for it
>>712013778
what kind?
>>712013838
yeah without muscle any fat makes me look more gross
when will we see butt tiger's body
>>712013838
I'm gonna get soo sweaty~
that sucks
>>712014052
the kind that gets you sweaty
The moon it rises with such
Horse laughter is dragging
Pianos to the ocean
And if I had a home
You know it'd be
In a slide trombone.
I woke up in
A burned out basement
Sleeping with
Metal hands
In a spirit ditch.
>>712014410
i can eat more crisps and get the fatty sweats
>>712014482
wheres my maga hat
>>712014616
I guess that count's as sweaty
>>712013874
>>712013946
Sounds easy enough.
Thanks!
>>712014052
All the more reason to lift weights. Look for Strongcurves programme.
>>712014193
Never, it's been explained before.
>>712014410
MMMMMM so smexy and sweaty. you'll be all shiny too :)
>>712014787
did it work? I tried it and it seemed fine
>>712014762
:3c i win!
>>712014787
lifting hurts too much
>>712014787
explain again
>>712014994
He has body image issues and he doesn't want any of us to see him for fear we are going to judge him harshly.
>>712014831
I will find out when i get home later. I've bookedmarked it.
>>712014970
That's the entire point other wise your muscles will not repair stronger and bigger.
>>712014994
Bad past experiance, will not expose myself again. especially here.
>>712014646
what
>>712014787
I will be, but it won't really shine through my hair
>>712014970
you do, but that's not the cute kinda sweaty
>>712015204
I needed satchel in a MAGA hat instead of this stupid PETA bullshit
>>712015207
But your butt will shine and that's what i want to stuff my face into :P
Seen Bananders?
>>712015457
you dense fuck I posted it same thread
https://archive.imagesync.org/b/thread/711192043#p711192729
>>712015544
thank ye
>>712015505
:3 I keep it nice and hairless there
haven't seen him around today
>>712015194
but my groin hurts too much
>>712015207
sweat isnt cute
you dense fuck
thank you
>>712015660
I think sweaty guys can be cute
you'd still be cute if you were all sweaty
yall gay
>>712015505
>>712015505
nanar went to bed a couple hours ago
>>712015778
grody~ :3
I'm going to sleep, I'm sorry...
I love talking to you guys...
I don't know why, but there's something differente with this comunity.
And again, I'm sorry...
>>712015845
ur shit at ovirwotch :^_)
>>712015991
dont be sorry
we love you son
>>712016024
git gud nerdo faggot
>>712015998
so this faggot bailed on me tonight. find him and b eat him upf or me
>>712016074
bet u main sombra you roleplayin faggot
>>712015655
>not having nice fluffy pubes
https://my.mixtape.moe/ximzxe.JPG
>>712015194
If I get ripped will you be my husbando?
>>712015972
nice female feline
>>712016274
go back to russia and be gay there
>>712016310
indeed~
>>712016104
I'll kick his butt for you
>>712016247
I meant my butt
>>712015655
I don't mine a little fuzz back there.
Maybe he's got a job already :)
>>712015660
Start wiping from front to back then! otherwise you'll keep getting UTI's.
>>712015892
Jeff's butt? I can see he hid some belly with arm placement :) Why is mirror on the ground?
>>712015972
Good, he needs better sleeps so he can work to death like the rest of us :)
>>712015991
Night homo.
>>712016274
see you in 5 years then
>>712016372
beat his ass then fuck it
>>712016446
grosssssssssssssss
is he looking for a job right now?
>>712016446
hopefully
the mirrors on the ground cause I had recently moved in and didn't have anywhere to hang it. it's up on the wall now
>>712016316
I'm not even from Russia. I was born in Murica. I just appreciate their culture and love of pickles and smoked meats.
>>712016546
then emigrate
they need you there
>>712016535
I'll go after his ass then come for yours
>>712016658
>cum for mine
;3 ok
>>712016541
Tiger secretly has a fetish for fat guys.
>>712016446
If I really tried I could get to this in about 3 months. Abs in 6. Did it back in high school in about the same amount of time.
>>712016767
>tfw tigger will never love me because im not chubby enough or buff for him
>>712016747
more like in~
>>712016767
he likes manly men
>>712016856
I cri for u
>>712016936
skinny men can be masculine too
>>712016936
Nah, he just says that to cover for his belly fetish.
>>712016936
8==D~O
>>712016991
I didn't say otherwise
>>712016535
Well he's got an agency doing it for him, so better than nothing :)
>>712016541
Have you knotted while getting a good mirror view from it?
>>712016767
no i don't snarf, but Jeff's working on his body which is way more important than what he looks like now :)
>>712016779
So you even bigger fatty wise than this guy??
>>712016856
it may be because you have a vajayjay instead of a vapeepee.
>>712016991
Yes. otters are lovely and i think Jeff wants to get there :)
>>712017047
In my bumm if you got the peen.
>>712017173
would u vape a dick
>>712017173
oh cool he didnt tell me
if i had a pene would you like me even though im not buff?
>>712017040
belly's are nice to look at
>>712017047
:3
>>712017173
yeah a few times
>>712017173
Nah I'm like the same size body-wise I'm just not toned at all. My mid section is just crap.
I will never be fat. At my worst I'm chubby.
>>712017390
at least you like my belly?
>>712017217
I'm a fag so yes but not just any cock.
>>712017293
I like you now. didn't you know?
>>712017390
hmmm i wish to be that mirror :)
>>712017556
So you skinny fat then. if you don't like it, do somthing about it!
>>712017571
it's my favourite belly :3
What BD product would you recommend for a female?
>>712017654
would you like me more? :3c
>>712017662
really?! :333333333
>>712017654
my phone was the mirror :3
>>712017698
extra large flared chance
>>712017761
really!~
>>712017698
XL trex
Sleep time. Goodnight, faggots.
>>712017787
this is happiest day ever
>>712017899
nite nite
>>712017908
we should throw a party for it
>>712017899
>>712017899
ininin<3
>>712017761
Well i don't know what gender you are anymore so it depends.
>>712017787
so recording the mirror with phone of your knotting?
>>712017899
NIght
>>712018083
recording the knotting with just the phone
>>712018007
what refreshments will we have?
>>712018083
if i was a boy would this increase my rank with you?
>>712017654
I'm builtfat, just not as "Built" as I wanna be.
>>712018360
we'll have lemonade, and iced tea
>>712018180
Did you get a good audio capture too ?
>>712018360
Yes, penis is what i want.
>>712018429
I spose you're "big-boned" too right!?
>>712018628
we can mix them and make arnold palmers
>>712018632
in that case i am a boi
>>712018632
Nope, just sorta 'meh'.
If you have steam or smth I'll send you pics.
>>712018725
This is not tumblr.
>>712018725
dick pix pls
>>712018632
yeah, it was pretty loud~
>>712018725
and we'll mix in some liquor as well
>>712018808
>binds the sub so he can't suck his dick
what was the dom expecting here
>>712018782
wow youll send him pics but not me wow i see how it is fine wow
>>712018808
but i am boiiiiii
>>712018817
dizzy tea! i love it!
>>712018850
He's about to knock on his hobbit hole
>>712018913
it'll be perfect
>>712018954
That's actually pretty adorable.
>>712019062
can can have cheeses and deli meats too
>>712019117
my dick is nothing but adorable, yo
wem ur a cunt
>>712018782
nah i don't want them.
>>712018817
hows the exercise going?
>>712018850
It goes in the butt...
>>712018913
well i can't know for sure anymore, you have made it hard for me to take this seriously.
>>712019218
there'll be a spread with cheese and crackers and everything
>>712019323
anal = disgusting
>>712019310
love you baby
>>712019323
well shit. jeff can vouch for me
>>712019324
truck yeah bb
>>712019370
<3
>>712019323
good, just over halfway through, getting sweaty
>>712019440
we'll spread some other thing's as well
>>712019517
like arse~
>>712019440
ur gay tho
>>712019565
yeah, yours~
>>712019623
i am not gay
>>712019632
://3
why not both?
>Favorite animal?
Crow
>Basic attack method?
Pecking/clawing
>Defense method if not the attack method?
Mobbing: works as both, but a lone crow can't do shit
>Special ability or counter (Like night-vision for cats or sneakiness for foxes)
Flight
>What it lives it, and what that is made of
Nest in trees, so sticks and what not
>Environmental and biological survival advantages
can live just about anywhere because they're highly intelligent
>Environmental and biological survival disadvantages
weak as shit and have abyssal sight during the night. I live in Vancouver B.C and constantly see the crows mass migrate(10'000 or more) to the highway at dusk. they nest there because the lights help them see predators at night
>Primary sources of food
anything really, they're scavengers
