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NZ/New Zealand thread.
>>711776233
bit early
>>711776862
Thought I would try, baby.
whats everyone doing on this shithaus tuesday night.
>pic related
my dinner.
I work for Geonet, a government agency which monitors earthquakes in New Zealand.
Things are going crazy at the moment. The earthquake that hit on Monday morning is an incredibly unusual sequence. We've never seen anything like it in New Zealand. Initially we saw two simultaneous severe earthquakes (Magnitude 6.2 and 7.5 respectively) on opposite sides of the country, which shook for approximately 2 minutes, followed by aftershocks across the country of varying magnitude. The sizes and frequencies of the aftershocks are unique among existing data.
Currently Geonet is not allowed to make any public statements without government approval as they don't want us to spark a panic. The problem is that there is a high probability (our best guesses say at least 70% chance) of the Alpine fault unzipping. If this was to unzip, it would destroy Wellington and possibly Christchurch. The problem is we cannot evacuate the cities just because an earthquake "might" happen, especially since we have never observed such an event and so there is a lot of uncertainty in our models.
The fault unzips every 100 to 350 years, and the last time it did was 299 years ago. When it ruptures, we expect an earthquake of magnitude 8.5-9.5, however it would cause much more destruction than a usual quake of this size since Wellington lies on many connected faults faults.
The expected death toll of an unzipping is between 1000-50,000 depending on the severity.
I know this sounds like bullshit but if any anons here live in Christchurch or Wellington I'd strongly suggest you move to another city as soon as possible.
If an unzipping event does occur it will likely be within a few months to a year. You should not take for granted that the aftershocks stop. If you value your life you seriously need to get the fuck out of Wellington.
>>711777109
This was posted over on /pol/ you naughty boy.
>>711777209
why were we even born on this God forsaken island?
>>711777109
pretty cool, kinda hope this happens.
>>711776233
>>711777777
>>711777422
>i hope 50,000 people die
>>711777777
checkem
>>711777109
my cousin works for Nintendo and he confirmed this
>>711777777
>>711777109
So apparently this idea isn't total bullshit.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11682565
>>711777109
The next big one will be in Southern Japan in two weeks. NZ will be alright for another four years or so.
>>711777777
Im in wellington, well if we are going to die any babes wanna have a quickie? haha jokes the misses would kill me before the quick does!! RIP
>>711778229
Quake*
>>711778105
Did you consult the oracles?
the supermoon is huge tonight.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711778768
Hey! do not waste food!
>>711777109
I'm currently in Wellington and was awake on Sunday night for the big one. It scared the shit out of me. Luckily I'm only here until the end of the week, although I still have family in the city.
>>711778229
Ask quercy. she's usually always up for some anal
>>711778768
Can't see shit because of clouds, fuck this.
Dumping
>>711778823
They were here for a very short time. What the fuck are you even talking about? What good were they? Who cares? Stupid faggot.
>>711779812
just ignore him
>>711779745
>>711779824
Sauce?
>>711779745
>>711779824
damn, source? sexy af
>>711777091
Maaaaaaaaate
when will we wake up and realise that trump was right about them all along?
>>711777109
the fault unzips,hehe
>>711779960
Aroha from papanui, was leaked on a private chat on facebook
>>711780116
i put on my robe and wizard hat
Timaru reporting in
>>711780181
damn, nice. dump any more you got
>>711780043
about 3 years ago
>>711780276
100% cleans sinus
>>711780225
Oh baby, that's it.
>>711780327
Got a movie but I'm on my iPhone so can't convert it to webm
Christchurch Tuning in
>>711778768
keked
>>711780276
timmaz represent boii
>>711779979
where is this?
>>711777109
*unzips*
>>711780648
The mount
>>711780489
dump it here: BGIFeZw
Downtown Wellington
>>711780606
timmaz hard
>>711777109
well memed m8
>>711777109
lol Wellington geologist here. GNS does all the seismic monitoring, geonet is just the website they use to provide info.
>>711780489
>>711780762
drop dat vid bro
Just a reminder about you Kiwi boys having some of the most amazing smelling cocks I have ever smelled.
Especially this hot beefy rugby boy from Canterbury.
>>711781388
My Dad works for Apple he confirmed it's true.
Saskia Roeske models at
http://www.churchlane.co.nz/vintage-rose-fashion.htm#catpage=4
>>711781388
>Wellington geologist here
I'm actually considering majoring in Geology at university. Just one question, do they let you fuck the rocks?
POST "YEA I AM BABY" IF YOU'RE HERE!
good fucking job hirosmoot
>>711776233
Fuck me is New Zealand a real place? I thought it was like a joke Aussies told tourists
>>711782292
>>711780181
>>711779745
>>711779824
She is not Aroha from Papanui, faggot. She is just some cam whore from Hawaii.
https://eroshare.com/kuuwkcgr
>>711782432
>
i will figuratively cuck you
>>711782432
This is a goodie
>>711782556
You cant cuck me when your wearing the cage
http://info.geonet.org.nz/display/quake/2016/11/14/M7.5+Kaikoura+Quake%3A+What+we+know+so+far
>>711782753
>>711780327
>>711781566
>>711780762
See
>>711782447
All her vids are there.
>>711780489 is a faggot.
nudes thread? anyone got palmy girls
nudesfags fuck off to your own thread
>>711783351
Nudesfags are welcome here. Just walk around them, it's not hard.
>>711783351
>>711783553
i've been hiding their posts for months. just ignore them
>>711783239
+1 for palmy girls
banana lvl nz pride m8
https://e2nz.org/whats-it-like-to-live-in-nz/vox-pop/chapter-1/top-5-things-wrong-with-new-zealand/
>>711784379
Why is this guy so asspained about NZ?
>>711784468
got cucked by sheep
>>711781608
no, cucked me hard. Licked them a bunch though
>>711781598,
got more?
>>711784379
Most cucked website ever. A bunch of failures who couldn't hack it bitching like it's NZ's fault.
>>711777109
ride the lightning nigga. I had evac alarms in my ear all night.
Sure you can go claim ptsd from the "planet earth made me nervous" fund.
>>711785164
fuck up n8
>>711785293
Who?
>>711785293
nah, fucking faggots.
"ohhhh the ground moved".
How fucking terrible.
I know, I'll build my house on a fault, then cry when it moves and rape the eqc.
......bu......bu....but my driveway cracked, so now i'm stressed........let's keep taxes up to pay for it.
something, something, wise man, rock. something, something sand.
even the browns put their marae's on high, solid ground.
God dam that pesky mother nature.
ello lads aven a gud one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1t6pzubgo
>>711786339
just your average Tuesday night
Hi emma
How's TC fam?
>>711787082
why are you posting my gf
>>711787082
love grimes
>>711787082
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>711787082
its all popcorn and used condoms bro.
>>711787082
We still out chea
How's things with you?
>>711787225
kek
I wanna see some naked Maori girls on here
>>711777109
I live in wellington but I'm also low-key suicidal so I'm ok with this.
>>711787192
i would rather lick dog shit off the bottom of n8's shoe
>>711787192
No flash on comp and won't install. TC needs to get on the html5 hypetrain
>>711787235
Been chill ae
Who this?
>>711783239
>>711783820
I got some but will only share if I get some in return
>>711787857
can trade privately if you prefer, drop email bro
>>711787857
I have one picture of my dick in a palmy girls mouth but theres no way I can take her face out of the pic and I kind of respect/care about the girl.
>>711787903
add me on snapchat? yungfishlord
>>711787952
nah email is easier or we can make a vola?
>>711787929
whos the girl? dont need the photo lol
>>711788003
Alright bro, whats your email?
>>711788064
come here BGIt5nZ we can talk there
>>711787796
Your missus still in the dirty south?
It's Dunners
>>711780355
Sarah?
>>711787063
hey bb
>>711788140
Ya man. She got a job down there. So I guess after another year and a bit, I may even be living there. As long as they have fiber I'll be satisfied.
Cleetus still around? And any more random meet ups? hahah
if singles anonnz must show feminine penis
>>711788608
>I may even be living there
I'm so sorry...
He's still around sometimes. Bleached his hair full Slim Shady spec
No more cross country meets though yet kek
>>711788626
WITNESSED
>>711788626
>>711788888
waste of quints
>>711788888
trips czechd
>>711788888
Dwayne Dibley....?
>>711788888
Sick digits
I want cock
>>711789194
Then post your own face.
>>711789194
>she already has idbro
>>711776233
whangaz postin in bois
also check em
>>711779979
>>711788888
>>711789338
age?
>>711789316
>she IS idbro
>>711789424
54 y?
Can't sleep
>>711789830
Neither. Can't tell if im shaking or it's the house. It's stressing me out
>>711789999
get
>>711789830
clowns will eat me
>>711789830
Try making a webm of yourself masturbating. Should put you right to sleep.
>>711789194
there has to be of this girl.
>>711789976
lel
>>711777109
>8.5-9.5
>on a transform fault
Yeah bah, yer a cunt.
>>711790033
I'm right here dude kek
>>711790006
I commend you on your try.
>>711790293
And I commend you on your Led Zepp shirt. Good shit.
>>711789194
How to get a /nzg/ girlfriend?
Why don't schoolgirls wear silky boxers any more? That shit was hot.
>>711790343
>>711790293
>listening to dad rock in 2016
fucking plebs man
>>711790278
you literally know nothing about Geology
>>711790414
Step 1. Don't be ugly.
Step 2. Be attractive.
Step 3. Have lots of money.
Step 4. Have a big dick.
>>711790426
We're both parents so you can eat shit.
>>711790426
Post 3x3
>>711790293
Sup Hannah. tbh I've wanted to see your tits for a while now. Niice
>>711790505
you first
>>711790514
My name is Toni.
>>711782432
The nuke launch codes where litterly 00000000 for like a century. To avoid confused and simplify the lunch process. Watched a YouTube video on it. Must be real.
>>711790442
Anything over an 8.5 typically has to be caused by a megathrust earthquake, which occur at convergent boundaries like to Hikurangi trench, not transform boundaries like the Alpine. Anything 9 or above can only be generated by a convergent boundary or a meteorite impact.
>>711790611
0000 was the porn password on sky tv
The isis are a lie
>>711790689
Ours was 4321
>>711790689
was 1234 here
>>711790689
Mine was 6969
>>711790505
No 3x3, tapmusic is down
>>711790505
>>711790422
Fuck I know right?! Got any more?
>>711790664
believe what you want faggot but dont say i didn't warn you.
>>711790876
A few, though not nearly as many as I'd like. I used to spend time going around Bebo signing up to school groups to get access to otherwise private profiles and images.
>>711791011
>>711791052
>>711791073
>>711791085
>>711791108
Anyone still up
>>711791138
>>711791158
>>711791170
>>711791172
>>711791011
i think it's the whole "PC" shit that's caused them to stop wearing silky boxers and what not under their uniforms.
Nowadays you don't see shit all underneath, all just plain clothing items,
>>711791196
East auckland checking in no nudes because beta
>>711790603
You're sexy 'Toni'
>>711791139
yeh nm u?
>>711791218
>>711791276
>>711791326
>>711791341
>>711791379
>>711791252
Bored as fuck bro
>>711791392
Starting to run dry I'm afraid.
>>711791443
>>711791461
And a couple of bonus ones from Australia.
>>711791586
Afraid that's the lot for now. If only I had a camera back in the golden age of 2003-2006-7.
>>711791645
>>711791586
Good job bro, doing gods work you are
>>711791170
They're literally children you're getting hard over
>>711790459
>>711791752
And a bonus video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKzG8Rzl1E
Finding girls boxers on Youtube is impossible these days since literally every result is about men's boxers, boxing or dogs. I found that from looking for Pants on the Ground a while back.
>>711783239
Ive got two nudes of palmy girls, year old, they still live in palmy. Willing to share and trade! >>711787857
>>711787929
>>711791249
Thanks.
It's funny when people think I am someone else like that dude who thought I was his cousin Jesse lmao.
What's this Hannah chick to you?
>>711792049
come to this vola bro BGIt5nZ, we can talk more there!
>>711792158
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>711792261
They're in Dunedin.
anyone got a working torrent for the locals? that horror with joey from shortland street and dave from elemeno p?
sig fuckin 13 to all my dogs
>>711792477
fuck off neil
>>711792477
What's your address? I'm going to save your life.
>>711792477
why did he shoot himself? what made him do it?
>>711792563
>171 Lake Washington Boulevard East
Any regulars still here?
Don't wanna post oc for those volafags
>>711792862
>Any regulars still here?
im idbro wassup
>>711792862
still butthurt anon? try asking nicely next time
>>711792862
>>711792994
Asking nicely for what?
>>711790293
>>711789830
I'm not a volafag I'm a femanon kek
>>711790459
I have literally all of this going for me except having lots of money. How can I turn my good looks and big dick into cold hard cash, when there's no porn industry in NZ?
>>711793235
Chaturbate.
>>711792994
lol thought you were the rude faggot in the vola
>>711793318
Do guys actually make decent money on those? I'm currently unemployed and apparently I've become attractive recently.
>>711793553
Yeah mn, got a gaming mate who gt some fag to buy him a DXRacer and shit like that for his setup.
Also cash.
>>711793318
Could a femanon make money on this?
>>711793644
Never really thought about it but might have to check it out. Any idea on how much cash he makes?
I mean it's pretty common for some fag to compliment my kink profile out of the blue. So I guess I could potentially have a market.
>>711793845
>>711793225
stop calling yourself a femanon and post tits
>>711793845
Certainly but I wouldn't. I like sharing for free.
>>711793867
Only thing is you got to get your flirt on, get some regulars to fall in love and then those are the ones that will pay constant and big.
>>711793904
only got one (you) btw was the bottom one.
>>711793904
Fuck off and stop being rude faggot.
>>711793845
Only if they can stand out, by being cuter, hotter, sluttier, gapier, smarter or wear costumes or some such.
Its a flooded market, and you gotta do something different to attract the punters.
>>711793945
TITS OR GTFO CUNT.
>>711793944
Yeah that could be an issue as I come off as really insincere even when I'm not.
>>711794040
xox helps and that's the most insincere cuck shit out haha.
Show us yer tits woman
>>711794283
Hey Newzeelanders, if I fuck up plan A and plan B in life I wanna become a goat or sheep herder. NZ is beautiful and faraway.
Anybody know anything about the goatherding scene atm? Also, how are you internet speeds?
>>711794510
Nice giv em a squeeze ya slapper
>>711794542
>internet speeds.
top of the fucking line cunt
>>711794542
Best in the world, they're rolling out fibre speeds of up to and over 1gb upload. tbh I think only like three farmers own sheep here?
>>711794646
Be polite dude. We're not into degradation here.
>>711794542
Goatherding isn't so popular here, we mostly shoot em or sell them to the Indians for korma.
Out internet is varied, some places its good, other places its trash.
>>711794542
>>internet speeds
Just move to Dunedin and you're set. Not too far from farm land either.
If you aren't white though, you can fuck off.
>>711794682
you must have the meanest porn collection
>>711794510
open legs sexy
>>711794750
>>Be polite dude. We're not into degradation here.
Fuck you faggot.
>>711794510
Squeeze 'em cunt.
That post is on shaky ground
>>711794860
I don't download porn, i stream it.
>>711794819
Actually, the speeds i posted here >>711794682
are available in most of the country now, if not very soon.
>>711794883
Yeah, nah
>>711794878
Like I said, not into degradation.
>>711794965
They're only available through a very limited set of expensive providers. It's not affordable yet.
Also is it just me, or did japanese moot just wipe all the images on the board?
Getting errors when clicking on them now.
>>711795080
Nah, most providers, soon. i think
They all load here.
>>711794750
>Be polite dude. We're not into degradation here.
are you a fucking faggot?
>>711795143
The images load, but the thumbnails don't.
>>711795034
Like I said, fuck you faggot. You don't make the rules here.
>>711795204
everythings fine here, fam.
>>711795274
It just came right.
>>711795211
When it's my OC, I do.
>>711795330
Same here.
can i make money by becoming a sperm donor?
>>711795447
prolly not
>>711795447
Not in nz, they can't pay you for it.
Ugh the fucking casualfags. Don't even give them any more OC Q.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck off dude dumping all his kiddie porn
>>711795572
>>711795487
well that sucks.
>>711795635
Yeah, I'm not going to.
>>711795752
You can give it directly to me if you wanna ;^)
>>711795342
Get fucked cunt. TITS OR GTFO. Squeeze 'em hard, put some pegs on them.
Deliver or fuck off.
>>711795839
Ha nah.
>>711795635
>>he thinks that TITS OR GTFO is "casual"
How fucking new are you around here mate? Go back to sucking dick at the gay bar glory-hole faggot.
>>711795839
>>711795941
Notice how I called you a casualfag and not a newfag? Because you're a casualfag in here.
>>711796038
Sweet, I would love a badass set of armour.
>>711796027
How the fuck does one be a casual on a thread that's on this board every single day.
Fuck off back to Facebook you twat.
>>711796102
>casualfag casual fagging
>>711796099
It's poorly fitted, and the undergarments chaf.
>>711796165
>>white knight white knighting
also your waifu sucks and wears too much makeup.
>>711777538
>>711796208
I'd have a nice sheepskin lining for maximum comfy.
>>711796268
>he hasn't seen her sucking yet
You guys are all faggots
>>711796370
No shit.
>>711790422
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>>711791158
>>711791172
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>>711791326
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>>711791645
curious north american here
how do you tell an aussie from a kiwi girl?
>>711796503
Aussie girls are more attractive but more annoying.
>>711796503
sounds like the first half of a joke
>>711796503
if her vagina smells like fish, she's prolly a kiwi
>>711796503
- the way they pronounce the number 6.
- the way they pronounce deck.
- the way they pronounce fish and chips.
- the nasel.
- aussie girls piss in bottles.
>>711796643
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
>>711796761
>>711796761
i don't get it.
Well I guess this means goodnight fags
>>711797153
pfft. Only 13 posts to 300/ We got this.
>>711797153
we have to keep it 300 like idbro
>>711797323
>no tanks ITT
it won't happen
>>711797379
such a shame that no one likes him
>>711797385
How much do you want to bet?
>>711797427
they love him
>>711797449
about tree fiddy
>>711797459
nice shop but you aint fooling me, fgt
>>711797484
I will literally cuck you
>>711797524
you mean figuratively
>>711797484
i dont even know how to use photoshop kek
>>711797606
No, literally. Will fuck your girl while you watch.
>>711797658
Keeping it 300 like Quercybro
Keeping it 300 like IDBro
>>711797484
Pay up bro.
>>711797652
as long as i can prep the bull
>inb4 gay
>>711776233
KIWI REPORTING
>>711797825
His pants aren't even down, nor is he wearing his valcro gloves,
>>711776233
>>711790426
Name a band and I'll tell you it isn't as good as Pink Floyd.
>>711798361
Pink Floyd.
>>711798361
roger glover and the butterfly ball
>>711798425
The Pink Floyd without roger walters wasn't as good as the Pink Floyd with roger walters.
>>711798476
They aren't as good as Pink Floyd
