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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Yah dun goof'd. What does not kill Trump only makes us stronger.
The 'moose's collective action amounts to more votes for Trump, wider support, and ultimate victory. Prove me wrong newfoals.
Yawn.
>>674557010
You missed /mlp/ by a lot.
dump trump, op
too poor to netflix and chill, any other options to watch 1080p movies?
>>674557718
>Find old lonely neighbor
>Offer to suck his dick for $8.95 a month
>Use money for netflix
>FREE NETFLIX!
btw
>underage ban
>anyone who can't afford netflix has to be underage
>real poor people don't have computers/4chan
Torrent sites like everyone else does.
>2016
>hasn't got utorrent
>actually pays for movies
Not sure if bait post.
>>674557859
So you make money and spend it on netflix....
free netflix....
ameridumb
Ask an asexual anything.
Why are you an asexual?
would you cut your dick off?
do you eat your own cum?
Weed story general thread. I'll start. Alright this is the first time I've told this story so listen up I'm about to tell you guys about the first time I got high what ever you're expecting you're probably wrong so just read it.
>part 1
>16 years old
>Summer
>working full time at a resort in the woods without any internet or phone access
>not really anything to do but have bonfires and get drunk
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Part 2.
>he goes through how to take a bong hit so that I don't cough up my lungs
>I do exactly what he says
>don't really feel much... I was expecting something more but instead I didn't feel anything
>at this point I actually kind of got frustrated and wanted to get the feeling of what it was like to be high.
>tell him I'll do another
>still nothing
...
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Part 3
>still have that awful feeling all over my body
>feel incredibly cold, like no cold i've ever felt before to the point where i cant move
>lay there for about 45 minutes then it starts
>quick backstory: my friend and his girlfriend would fuck like no other. to the point where our cabin would shake and other people could both hear and feel it and they would do this for hours
>i can feel the cabin shaking
...
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Part 4
>next morning he wakes me up and asks if im good to work
>not even fucking close m8
>we come up with a story to cover our ass as to why i threw up last night
>pass back out
>in the resort i worked at if you were late a bellman would come and wake you up
>tell them i cant work because i'm sick
>boss comes in to check on me and gives me the later...
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This slut (far left ) has pictures of her ass all over her fb..
She's 16
>dubs for fb profile
post them all instead
This is not the /b/ spirit faggot. I remember when we used to share this stuff...
SKINNY LOVERS
have you guys ever seen that camgirl Pumpkinspice? She is fucking hot.
God-Tier Music Thread
What had /b/ been jammin' to lately?
pic unrelated
>>674556625
9fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP08d4ruZ0g
youre welcome
>>674556625
these are my latest tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64liF2VuLxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlab0XVQkn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wqmh3KybI
Get your jail mate here!
Why not?
>>674557586
rell
>>674558002
rerell
ausfags whats up?
just treated myself to some special k, anyone got some good music for me?
hows your night going?
>>674556831
Would love to toke up, but absolutely loaded with uni assignments.
hilltop hoods, the certificate, theyre an aussie hiphop band, lsten to them, theyre good as, and im going to their next concert in brisbane
>>674556831
I prefer nutrigrain
ITT: The perfect woman
