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I'm a nigger.
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After 9th grade i chose to go to highschool + car mechanic rather than high school. And i really hate that i chose car mechanic not anything else. Now next year im going to college, i think i have 2 choice of what i would like to study. One of it i would probably like more, but would it would be harder to make money on the job, other thing would bring more money but i feel like i wouldn't be as happy on working on it. And i'm really scared i will make the wrong choice and regret it even more, i don't know if i can waste my time to finish both of them.

About 6-7 months ago i met a girl online. Lives in another country but not too far away, few hour drive. I fell in love with her, she was the only person i could open up to and i don't feel like i will ever find another, it's really hard to find people like that for me. The way she talked to me and all the stuff she told me made me feel like that she feels the same way. She told me that i'm the only person she can talk to. She broke up with her two and half year boyfriend 3 months ago and i was the one that helped through all of that, the boyfriend didn't want to let go and terrorized her for like 2 months after. And last month i told her i have really strong feelings for her and i want to make it more serious or atleast not be with other people untill we meet irl and decide ( I wanted to go to see her around the same time, we talked about it for months, but when the time came she told me there was nothing to do there ). But then she told me that from all of the shit from the ex boyfriend she can't have the commitment. Now im like 95% sure she already is with a guy. After that i really broke, i blocked out all the emotions and now i don't feel anything else but anger while gaming.


I've had these really annoying/massive headaches since the spring, going to see a neurolog in few months. I'm really hoping that i will get bad news so i wouldn't have to deal with the future.
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>>710546994

when i was 16 and my sister was 14, one night i molested her. really for some reason i was giving her a massage and she was cool with that, and i just let me hands roam. ended up fingering her. she didnt stop me, and was wet for sure. but i dont think she liked it. i've imagined fucking her ever since, but im married and she lives in another state now.
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I send cock pics to girls I know on an alternate snapchat account. Unsurprisingly I've never got nudes from them. I have got nudes from randoms I've done that to, though.
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>>710547295
Forget education (apparently that advice seems redundant at this point). Try becoming a blogger. There's good money in it if you get a following.

Your style of writing is unique and refreshing. It reminded me of the time I told my 3 year old not to eat her poo and she explained to me that she was just putting it back in in such an honestly innocent way it was almost acceptable.
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>>710547774

>she didnt stop me
>i dont think she liked it.
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>>710546994

i go to asian massage parlors (well 2 in particular) on a regular basis.
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>>710547983

she didnt like spread her legs or get into it. it was really just me rubbing her clit and her not doing anything. i figured she wasnt into it after 3 or 4 minutes, so i stopped
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>>710548200
That's fucked up fam
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Bitches don't know about my grail snack
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I have a skinny pebis but i young very young so i hev tiem
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>>710548060
I've been to one twice. The first time I got a handjob and the second I got full service. I wasn't really impressed, not compared to white escorts anyway.
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>>710547960
fuck u nigger. English isn't my first language and i really hate writing. I've always sucked at it.
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>>710548434

i fucked a black escort once. it was alright. she was hot at least. the asian chicks at the palces i go are cute but have no curves so im not all into it.
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I just realized that my biggest secret is probably that I'm a normie
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>>710548730
you're on /b/ your not normal.
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>>710546994
Dad anon. My daughter and I have been in a romantic relationship for the past 2 years
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>>710548573
The one I went to it's in a smallish town off the interstate. I don't know how they are in the cities, but I go in and they usher me into a room. A girl not of my choosing comes in, do you get to choose the girl you want at yours? So far they've all been st least 35. One was kinda fat.
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>>710546994
my daughter grew up into very sexy and hot girl, and amongst all other qualities, what stands out are her amazing big tits and luscious lips which are driving me crazy.
i fantasize about fucking her between those juggs and then cum on her lips, or the other way around, where i fuck her mouth, and hard, like very very hard, untill she start choking and gagging and then i cum on her tits
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>>710548921
Ages, greentext details?
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>>710546994
>I'm a nigger.
Does anyone else know about this, OP? How long ago did you become a nigger?
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>>710548811
>this is what neo-b actually believes

What did he mean by this?
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Took my 15Yo barbie doll cuz on a night out. I'm 18
No id asked 4 hardly ever in clubs I use..... Went to one with free bar deal she got messed the fuck up...

Took her home to mine....

Totally fucked her. Every position. Licked her out. Bj given back.
Tried getting pics but I was ruined as well... So all looked like a blur

Woke up in morn... Saw naked cuz. Felt guilt.... She woke. Both taking... sober enough now....
She asks to go again...

Fuck with force of a thousand sun's. Cum in her again.

She messages later on that day that she went and got the pill...

Still talk / still friends... No one knows or cares.
Win win.
I said to her recently at a get together.... Shall we go to turners... The free bar. She smiled and went blood red.... Still on cards possibly.
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>>710548434
Then how about you pay for that fucking wall?

(You're as white as bleached panties ain't ya, snowflake?)
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>>710548955

both the places i went to just had 2 girls working at a desk. i was ushered into a room and one of them came in. asked if i wanted oil or not, asked if wanted it hard or soft. then i just kind of let my hands wander as they rub, eventually they say turn over, i give the handjob or bj motion and they nod and go for it. both were around 20-25. average height. small tits, no ass. fit though
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From time to time I'll spend a few hours downloading image after image from little girls instagrams. Most are just Russian child models but there's also from my younger sisters friends. Don't know why I do it though since I never really look at them again (apart from those from my sisters close friends) since I got cp I masturb8 to. Oh well, doesn't take up that much space.
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>>710549039
She's 19 now. She visits me most weekends, she just started uni this fall. This happened about two of weeks back

>about two weeks back
>daughter is home for the weekend
>wake up with her next to me
>feels great sharing a bed with her
>make breakfast
>she walks in
>good morning dad
>morning beautiful
>give each other a morning kiss
>smells good
>not as good ass you sweetheart
>awwww
>start clearing the table
>thank you dad, that was delicious l
>we embrace each other and kiss passionately
>she grabs my cock and I immediately get diamonds
>she slides my phone pants down
>kisses my neck and slowly works her way down
>I'moncloud9.jog
>she gives me the best morning bj to date
>I blow my load and she swallows it all
>don't worry about the dishes dad, I got them
>and I got you later beautiful
>playfully slap her ass and I go to take a shower

Pretty much a normal Saturday morning for us. Though sometimes we have an amazing love making session instead
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>>710549052
Its a secret from other anons but in the real world it obvious to people that meet me that I'm a nigger.
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>>710549200

what?
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>>710549677
Slides Phone pants Down?
Lying cunt.
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>>710548200

She allowed it while not liking it. Womanlogic.
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I steal money from my mom to buy heroin.

A friend of mine trusted me to take care of her cat. I hated it, so I abused it and let it run away and pretended it was an accident.

Sometimes The Big Bang Theory can work a laugh out of me.
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>>710549986
You're a fucking disgrace. Go kill yourself.
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>>710550113
Thanks. I take pride in being a piece of shit.
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>>710549677
hot. thanks for sharing.

what age did you start fucking her?
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>>710546994

i am honestyl addicted to sex. i jerk off at least twice a day, usually more. i meet random people (men or women) to fuck. i spend hours watching camwhores. i fuck hookers. i think about sex constantly. literally everyone i talk to i want to fuck.

but im too scared to admit to the problem and get help
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>>710546994
>Im addicted to methamphetamine
>I do art so that other people can pretend they did it and look cool, for money.
>Im addicted to cannabis
>I fucked my mates mum
Am i a normie?
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>>710550375
She was 17. About two and half years ago my wife passed. We grew really close and before we knew it a love blossomed out of it. It sucks that she's in school and I only see her weekends now but when she visits, we are lovers. We go out and have dinner, dance, catch a movie or what have you. She's my everything and when we make love, it's something else I tell you
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>>710546994
i hate my parents
i dont talk to them
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>>710550450
Maybe your just a very sexual person.
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I have fucked up teeth (literaly rotten)
I'm from a family that never gave a serious shit about me, if im fed and still alive and nobody's arrested cos im starving then its good enough.
never even tought me how to brush my teeth or bought me a toothbrush when i was a kid

I've learned to hide it so well that nobody even notices when i talk with people, but i never really lived life at its fullest. always feeling like a freak and being unable to smile or communicate normaly because im paranoid all the time that someone might notice

>mfw never had a girlfriend because who can love me when i hate myself
>mfw only kissed once with a fat chick while drunk af
>mfw when so paranoid that i can't have a normal social life
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>>710550916
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>>710550896

maybe. but i am married and she doesnt know any of this.

i mean i have 2 jobs and this never effects my life other than makes me feel bad sometimes
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>>710550916
People notice. You can't hide that shit breath dude.
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>>710550803
Do you plan to stay together even after she graduates?? Or do you hope she gets a more normie relationship with another guy?
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>>710551094
I brush my teeth and use mints or some other shit to hide it,
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>>710551097
I wish the best for you. A part me of does wanna stay with her though. I told her that she's a woman and can do what she pleases. If she wants to stay with me then I gladly will have her as my lover and daughter at my side.
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>>710551399
Doesn't work. I promise you. Go to a fucking dentist and get them fixed. You're secretly repulsive as fuck. I'm being harsh but seriously.
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I caught my GF of 13 years, fucking another dude this morning, and after I beat his manlet ass, i fucked thee shit out of her. Im not a cuck, but for some reason, i really wanted to fuck her after all this shit happened.
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I secretly use my cat a secret phone stand because i might as well take advantage of the fact that cat's dont move much once they get comfy
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>>710551616
i am going to the dentist right now, don't even want to think about how much im going to end up paying to get everything fixed. but I guess thats life... you gotta fight the absurd
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>>710549666
Kill yourself you worthless pedo
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>>710552385
if they're that bad you know they're just going to get pulled right
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>>710552388
He's not hurting anyone why the fuck should he kill himself you asshole
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>>710552695
He's jerking off to cp, he's getting off to child abuse. He should have a bullet put through his head, fucked up motherfucker
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i just came for a 12yo on omegle
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>>710552885
Now that you've come, can you go?
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My girlfriend told me she loved me, for the first time today
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>>710551834
sucks b/ro sounds like you took care of business.
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>>710553004
She's lying
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>>710552964
ill probably raise up again in an hour and go for some more gold
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>>710552598
I talked with my dentist she said that most of my upper front teeth will have to be replaced, im more then fine with that. I just can't deal with the idea that it will still take a really long time before their fixed, and the fact that I will have to keep saving money the entire time or I won't be able to afford it
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>>710553212
If anyone ever asks, just tell them you lost them in a horrible accident
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>>710553044
Nope :^)
She had no ulterior motive that I could see
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>>710553391
Chad on her phone says otherwise u cuck. Women always lie, they're soulless monsters meant to use and abuse.
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I toppled a fascist regime and instilled a system that ultimately led to the unjustified deaths of thousands. :/
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>>710553212
but when you finally did it it will be like a new life
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Hey /b/ it's the dude whose parents started using restraints on me a few months back, haven't been home in two days so its been nice to get a break.
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I fucked a zebra. AMA
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>>710553685
I hope so, I really fucking hope so
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>>710549200
>build a wall to stop Asian massage parlors
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>>710553212
The confidence you will be buying will be well worth it. I really fucking hate parents that don't make/encourage their kids to brush their teeth. Its flat out neglect and pure laziness. Just make sure you keep up the habit of brushing after you get the work done. Its a hard habit to learn as an adult. Good luck
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>>710553829
how did you fuck a zebra
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>>710553642
Iraq war vet?
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>>710553781
Glad things have been going well mightyduck bro.
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>>710548443
you write fine anon.
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>>710553781
I missed the story
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>>710554014
Im not the anon yo were replying to, byt it will, no doubt about it. A friend of mine chipped her tooth and was really self conscious about it. The change in her when she got it fixed was extreme. I could never even notice the chip, but it compleatly changed her outlook on lfe.
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I like smoke with cigewettes, I like to do bad things.
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>>710554440
I think onIy because I haven't been home, go home tomorrow aIso ay you remembered me!
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>>710553829
Nigger lover
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>>710554535
I don't really want to retype it ...
but basically my parents had enough of my behavior, decided to do this, not sure how / why. I've thought and /b/ told me to tell somebody but it won't be long til I have freedom and I don't want to foster care so I deal with it.

It's such a bizarre situation I'm in. If anyone has anymore questions or watever
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One of the filthiest blowjobs i've ever received was from an 11yo friend of my niece when I stayed at their cabin a few years ago. Didn't know how old she was at the time as the meeting was chance and candid but she absolutely obliterated my cock and balls and it still remains one of the best bj's I've ever had.
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>>710555043
Thanks bud
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My lawyer says he can't get me bail so this might be my last post here for awhile.... I used to have lots of secrets gotta get off the phone and back to the cops questions. http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/south-carolina-woman-found-in-container-1.3836230
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>>710549666
See, not all /b tards are degenerates.
Some are classy.
Like Satan here.
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I kill dogs to help me with my urges to kill people
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>>710549690
Is it the fact that you always get caught stealing booze from the liquor store that tips them off?
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>>710548200
Maybe you weren't doing a good job. Better try it again
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>>710556739
plus my nigger shit skin.
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>>710549185
See...now thats a great story. No regrets, no what should I do. Couple of crazy kids having a good time
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>>710550248
no you don't, you just pretend to because it's the only way you can cope

a good rule of thumb is that if it's immediately preceded by intense self-loathing, it isn't pride. it's the emotional equivalent of the rush of endorphins you feel immediately after sustaining a cut or a burn
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>>710550916
You know, that's bad for your entire health. I would go to a dentist and ask them what can be done. If you don't have money, there are social services to help get you what you need. Ask the dentist who you can call for help. They will have phone numbers
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>>710553212
Ask the dentist what kind of social services can help with the cost
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>>710549666
Satan's confrim
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>710557056
I have a boner
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>>710555843
anytime
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>>710546994

I were a Private in the free helicopter rides in Chile, 1975.
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>>710558034
1888 you lying piece of shit.
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>>710558639
cool greentext a tale.
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>>710552824
I do jerk it to videos of events that has already happened. Me watching the videos of not doesn't actually change anything at all your retard.
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>>710558876
>your retard.
>your
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>>710559006
Fuck
It's 3 am, I'll blame it on me being tired
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>>710557481
Holy fuck you read me like a book. This is actually true. I use a bloated ego and inflated sense of pride to cover up for my low self esteem. It is a defense mechanism.

How the fuck did you know?
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>>710546994
I'm from the outer earth.

The earth is really flat and we don't know where it ends. we assume it goes on forever where I am from.

The jews are actually farming you. they see you all like cattle to 'milk' money from. they practice different ways in order to form a perfect species.

they actually captured the different races and put them on the earth. they can't control the aryans though. they could kill us all overnight and the only reason that they let us live is to learn new ways of controlling us.

lots of people you think are foreign, such as Israeli or russian or eastern european are actually just from the out-earth.

there is a huge war going on in the outer earth right now and there is a chance that in the near future we will be 'liberated' but more than likely they will pull the plug and kill us all.
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>>710558744

As a 19yo soldier there is no much to say.

>11PM
>waiting in random helicopter
>no names in the uniforms
>wasted random guy with a bag in his head
>30 minutes trip from the militar base to the sea
>shot in head (the full beaten ones without shot)
>drop him from helicopter

this for 1 month
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>>710549986
it was all fine and good until
>Sometimes The Big Bang Theory can work a laugh out of me
that's where i draw the line, you sick fuck
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>>710559307
harsh.
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Got a bit of a CP problem...

Would never touch a kid tho
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>>710560373
>Would never touch a kid tho
Why not ?
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>>710550744
>I fucked my mates mum

Explain
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im some kind of sociopath. i pretty much always feel the same. death in the family or trip to the grocery store,each day is 5 out of 10. i have no need for physical comfort and no desire for any physical contact other than sex and violence. if not for the modern forensic investigation i would periodically kill people, either out of a general desire to do so, or over minor negative encounters. i cant have fun, i can only be captivated. i cant be happy i can only be satisfied. i have to meticulously fake different emotions throughout the day, based on what analytically seems appropriate at the time. ironically take care of old and special people for a living and they call me a "care" giver. also im in a long term relationship with someone who is aware im a sociopath. its pretty awkward, i dont do the emotional support thing very well.
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>>710560540
I have a conscience.
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>>710560869
get good at killing and just kill. fuck I have killed and will never be caught. Use your brain you too can hunt humans and stay free.
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>>710561055
So what? Touching a kid and harming a kid is not the same.
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>>710561232
touching a kid is harming a kid you sick fuck.
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I have a 68 y/o neighbor that lets me fuck her. I am 27.
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I masturbate to pics of naked women performing sex acts upon men.
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>>710561232
im with him on this one. i was a touched kid and it has caused some problems.
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I am head over heels in love with my lesbian best friend. And it's hard for me to accept that she will never feel even remotely the same about me as I do her. I see her every day and everyday I feel myself falling deeper. The hopelessness is overwhelming.
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>>710561528
where are the god damn mods!?
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>>710561232
>>710561328
CP bro here. Come on, you don't need to be a genius to know that kids do not like being molested. You're basically ruining sex for them for ever by doing that.
Still tho- I think the reason CP turns me on is because it is so taboo. I dunno tho just wired as a bit of a pedo I guess. But there's a difference between whacking off to something and doing it. .
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>>710561328
That's a pretty stupid and ignorant conclusion to make. There's a lot of different types of touching.
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>>710548921
aaaaand Donald Trump checks in
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>>710561619
>i was a touched kid
lel

Anyway, how was you touched? By whom? Did it happen on your initiative?
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>>710561755
Since when did touch = molestation?

I'm legitimately attracted to children, and not because it's taboo. I have yet to meet a woman that I find attractive tbh.
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>>710562135
its a bit hazy exactly what went on, i was quite young. it was my mom. her move.
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>>710562415
If you're touching them for sexual gratification then you're molesting them. They will work it out eventually and it will make them very sad and angry. Don't do it, bro. Not cool.
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secret nigger here. Lets share some secrets. this pedophile debate is great but secrets!
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>>710563183
does your family know?
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my girlfriend pegs me on occasion.
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>>710563333
greentext pls.
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>>710562583
>mom
That's why it has caused problems. Family members is always a no go, no matter how old you are.
>her move
Makes it even worse. Every kid experiments with their sexuality in one way or another. They have to be the on initiating it or else they get confused and in the long run, fucked in the head.

I'm sorry that it happened to you. Your mum is a piece of shit.
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>>710563398
i dont even know how to greentext. im not here often.
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>>710562744
Instead, let me spend my whole life without ever filling my sexual needs. Yeah, no, fuck that lmao. I'm not gonna rape anyone, don't worry anon
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>>710563489
>text
easy as that
>see.
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>>710563489
lmao
this is greentext >>710549677
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I have actually touched a kid may times, I don't regret anything since I don't think I'll see him again.
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>>710563602
i have a sexual desire to harm you. dont worry anon. ;)
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>>710546994
>cat_goddess.png
That's my secret.
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>>710546994
Lost my virginity to a really fat black woman. Didn't even regret it.

Pic related. Not her but she was the size of the woman on the left.
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I have a story on how I secretly gave my ex gf a miscarriage if anyone wants to hear that...
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>>710563780
That's hot dude. Don't really understand what part of it makes it a "sexual" desire though.
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I go into high end stores, like Loro Piana and Hermes, try on some cashmere sweaters in the dressing room.

I actually just masturbate with them and cum inside of one of them. Then I fold them all so it looks like I'm just putting them back, then leave.

Pic related, it's two banging bitches wearing cashmere sweaters.
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>>710563983
share plz.
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> I'm 31, my wife is 29, we've been married for 5 years
> For the last 7 years I've been having an affair with her sister (24)
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>>710563602
what da fuq is amatter with you? you think its okay to serve yourself at the price of others?
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>>710564101
who's better in bed?
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>>710563990
its hard to explain. my sex and murder feelings are intimately linked.
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>>710564274
Oh wow, doesn't sound like I'm the most fucked here after all.
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>>710549544
Moar details on other times? This is a fantasy of mine. Would love to get tips and hear more real stories
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>>710563990
i was molested as a kid. so i get off to the thought of killing molesters.
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>>710564110
Wtf are you talking about? We've discussed this. Touching doesn't equal harming.
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>>710564256

Obvious answer lol

But yes, the sister.
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>>710564586
Lmao, you have a serious mental problem then dude. Seek help.
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>>710564777
Oh wat a qt.
Love kids like her
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>>710563990
i jack off to the thought of crushing their heads with their computers full of cp. and making them call me daddy. fucked up right?
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>>710564586
molester killers have posted in these before. they are heros.
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>>710564910
Ikr, it's from instagram:
>kristinapimenova2005
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>>710562744
>If you're touching them for sexual gratification then you're molesting them.
No. It depends how old you and they are. I've had a 13yo ask to see my cock and then go "ew" and I said no harm in that. But I have had a 9yo ask to see my cock and ask to play with it and suck it and she made me nut. She said it was fun and did it again a few more times.

Sexual curiosity at any age is only natural. People actively seeking with force to harm is not.
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>>710548366
Come on dubs. The sooner you stop lying to yourself the sooner this can be over
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>>710565070
Nice, first guy with a tad of brain cells. Sounds like a lovely 9yo too, grats.
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>>710564101
>24-7 = ....

you savage :)
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Got in a huge fight with my wife and beat her ass. 2 months later she stopped her zoloft and went crazy. been in and out of mental wards and basically her brain chemistry shorted out. do i feel guilty? not one fucking bit. Bitch wanted drama and it backfired. Pwnt.
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>>710565051
Thanks anon.
She has a great firm body. Love her
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>>710564931
Very fucked up, you should not only seek help but throw yourself of a clip while you're at it to make the place better for us normal human beings.
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I sell cocaine and cut it with my shaven foot flakes
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>>710565483
No problem dude, she's very cute.
This one has some really cute uploads too:
>jessalynpearlxoxo
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im just a fairly articulate retarded person. and people think im smart. i learned to tie my shoes at 14. i never know what day of the week it is. i dont know my own fucking schedule. and im absolutely terrified of store clerks.mi walk through life thinking, "fucking idiots, they cant even tell im retarded"
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>>710546994
Gtfo
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>>710565051
fucking gorgeous
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>>710565703
She likes to show off her feet.
Prefer Kristina tho.
But nice taste.
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>>710565518
nah. im good. i was sent by the lord to punish the wicked. actually im just a result of child molestation soooooo, you reap what you sow. and then it jerks off on your lifeless body.
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>>710566048
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>>710566105
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I'm a very attractive man that bangs loli.
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>>710566048
Mods -.-'
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>>710566240
How old are you? What ages have you banged?
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>>710565354
>Nice, first guy with a tad of brain cells. Sounds like a lovely 9yo too, grats.
All you need is some patience and brains and anyone will play with your cock, no matter what age. It is not rocket science make them feel like they are in control of the situation and can control it then will be much more interested and it is cleaner as a result.
But personally I don't like pre-teen, unless they are overdeveloped. Curiosity is a turn on for me, but under developed sexually I am not turned on by at all.
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>>710566053
Yeah Kristina is the better of the two
There's a ton more though, too bad for you I don't have access to my drives at the moment lol

>>710566048
;)
Get this userscript
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/14755-instagram-reloaded
instead of talking screenshots.
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>>710565703
>>710565051

based
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>>710566325
Exactly. The other anons won't understand this concept though for some reason. Good luck with the teens then mate.
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>>710566105
damn I'd rek that
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>>710566416
Why too bad?
Got my own collection of some qt's, doesn't bother me that you can't show me only clothed girls..
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>>710566311
I'm 36, but often mistaken for 25. I a opportunist, they usually come to me, because girls get horny too. I've messed around with ones that are around 11 or 12....
I don't know what it is, but i can't help myself.
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>>710566500
Like it should be.
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>>710566567
you and me both. we could take turns? force DP that tight bod?
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>>710566668
make that a triple
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>>710566646
You are my fucking hero. I'm 37 and have a 14 year old. I steal and sniff/suck her panties when I can.

Youngest I've been with was 14 when I was about 22. But man am I jealous right now
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>>710549020
Thanks for sharing, Mr Trump
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>>710566619
Lol.
>some
Try harder dude to not be a beta dude.
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>>710566646
fuck ddude. living the dream
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>>710566804
I'll take pussy.
>>710566567 can have ass.
You get mouth?
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>>710566894
Kek.
100 videos aren't much. Way more to go.
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>>710566822
fuck yeah. I don't feel guilt because they want me.
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>>710566894
And I totally didn't mean to write dude twice. Oh well.
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>>710566962
deal. hope the bitch swallows
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OP Nigger here.. please don't ruin my thread with your child porn bullshit.

POST SECRETS
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>>710566911
You have to be slicker than a can of oil, and predatory like a panther.
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>>710566962
and then i come in triple wielding yalls computers and kill you all simultaneously in spray of electronic bitties and skull fragments. now THATS hot.
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>>710566553
>Good luck with the teens then mate.
Don't need it, I don't really actively pursue it plus I am in a long term relationship now. But when I was 28 I was with this girl who had a 9yo and 14yo sister. I didn't really actively pursue those two but they had a lot of friends and they would have sleepovers all the time. They would come to me most of the time asking about sex and wanting to experience/learn. I was like the don, sit back and let them go to work on me. I don't miss it, but they were some good times.
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>>710567077
got any pics of the girls? clothed of course lol
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I've been so traumatized by a decade of toxic relationships that I no longer trust women and have just decided to become my own girlfriend.
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>>710567186
howd ya find them?
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>>710567302
I can relate /b/ro.
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>>710567277
I see, you're more like an old master then. I'll wish you a good luck with your partner instead. (:
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>>710567302
one time, on valentines day, i actually went on a date with my hand. like drew a face on it added and went out for dinner and a movie. and my oh my did people stare.
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>>710567302
sometimes i dress up, and im my girlfriend's girlfriend.
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>>710567360
i live a small town with trusting people, plus i have a 10 year old niece that lives with me that has friends. I never touched her though, i can't cross that line until it's brought to me.
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>>710552824
You should leave b for being such a flaming moralfag asshole. You're not liked here.
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I shot Mr. Burns.
>Don't tell nobody.
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>>710567050
>100 videos aren't much
What? That really came out of nowhere. Yes, it's very little, but wtf does that have to do with the discussion of you being a beta?
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>>710567489
Thanks polite anon.
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>>710567302
More?
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>>710553028
Not really. His girlfriend is still a cheating whore. She still preferred the supposedly inferior manlet over him. Nothing will change that.
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>>710566665
the moms who run these instas know people get off to them right
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i am a racist white girl and I love my alt right white supremacist bf but i can't stop fingering myself to interracial gangbang porn
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>>710546994
I am the 4chan
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>>710567699
Jealous. All of my ex's had no qualms putting stuff up my butt, calling me fag, etc...but for some reason, dressing up was always too weird for them.
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>>710549666
got insta names?
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>>710567850
>some
That's why. Just wanted to be more precise.
I don't really care if you think I'm a beta or alpha.
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>>710568041
>the moms who run these instas
kek, you give sluts technology and they will flash it all, they're dumb as fuck these days.
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>>710568059
i got dressed up. we watched a marathon of broad city. and then she sat on the bed while pegging me and i watched the back view in a mirror. indulgent i know, but so good. i have long hair and can pass for female from behind.
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>>710568203
nah the models posted, says in both the bios that its the moms who run them
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>>710567948
I only just started dressing up this week, don't judge too hard plz.
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>>710546994
I'm a 30 year old male in a long-term hetero relationship and I still frequently jerk off to the memory of getting molested by an older man at the age of 8.
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>>710568041
Ofc they do. That's how they get so many followers, lmao. (followers=more jobs for the kids=more money)

>>710568083
I posted two if you actually read posts.

>>710568131
>I don't really care if you think I'm a beta or alpha.
You're not even beta anymore, you're more like gamma.
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>>710568332
Gah, you're so lucky! Was it just a one time thing?
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>>710568382
Fag
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>>710568675
nope. we just do that occasionally. she looks like an angry librarian too. most of the time im dominant, but once in awhile....
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>>710568382
fuckable nice job.
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>>710568619
Cool. Tell me more anon. I am bored and wanna hear how gamma I am.
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>>710546994
Ive killed a drug addict with his own score, never questioned done it several times, I get payed to kill scum before I move states .
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>>710568883
We've resolved your IP expect justice in the next 72 hours!
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>>710568883
i want your skull fragments....
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I jack off to my niece. Pic related
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>>710568203
>you give sluts technology and they will flash it all,
yep
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>>710569095
confession..... i jack off to your niece too.
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>>710555043
underage b&
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>>710569095
Id destroy that mouth
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>>710569055
can i please be included? pretty please?
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>>710569192
Kek. Cya soon after the IP change buddy.
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>>710569233
lauryynjohnson

thats her insta. idk how her preferences are set tho
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>>710568711
jokes on you, i get off on humiliation.

>>710568798
That's awesome. Does she has any like-minded, cute, and emotionally available friends? =P
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>>710550450
It's a little late but where do you go to meet there people online?
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>>710569454
none that im not carefully trying to convince her to allow me to bang, sorry.
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>>710569441
Damn she's hot af

Why haven't you fucked her yet
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>>710568950
I'm not Bill Nye the Science Guy, but I'm pretty sure gamma rays are the most deadly.
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>>710569680
And yet I'm still alive.
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>>710569514
not poster but tinder works, craigslist if you're looking for same sex quicky
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>>710569666
nice trips

trust me Id love to, her underwear collection suggests shes a bit of a slut too. Younger than she looks tho
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>>710569599
lol, no worries. Why you tryna get with her friends? I obviously don't know many details about your relationship, but it sounds like you already have a good thing going.
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I get off on the thought of setting up a secret fuck session with someone my man works with or just wants to fuck. I want to have cameras set up and be in the other room while its happening fingering myself. Then watch the vids 100 times more while im alone fingering myself.
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>>710568950
Sorry bro it's almost 5 am and I need to help my mum to the bathroom at 10 so time to sleep. Have a good life dude.

>>710569055
Finally. I've waited years for this justice you're talking about. Death to all the niggers. Finally!

>>710569090
They are not currently for sale but if you contact my mum after I'm dead I'm sure she'll give them away for free dude. Cx
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>>710550450

You are ok, I am jerking off twice a day and I m 36 with a stress job, before 34 ...i could make 4 or 5 jerks per day
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>>710569441
solid 9/10. would do unspeakable things to
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>>710551056
dont worry m8. We're in the same boat. My SO dosent know how fkin addicted I am. Even fap after sex with her when shes asleep of course.

If I could, i would do a fap marathon but then Jesus fans told me Id go blind if I do that
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>>710550450
>but im too scared to admit to the problem and get help
You're human. Congratulations.
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>>710570061
>not being drunk at home
And I am the gamma. Top kek.
Wish you a nice life aswell
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>>710569973
idk. life just wont feel complete until i experience simultaneous cock and ball stimulation. its so frustrating, its like she can only use half my genitals at a time. so i make sure that i keep our male to female orgasm ratio at at least a 3female to 1 male ratio. so i dont have feel as much like a piece of shit for wanting what i want.
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>>710570061
pic made me hnnng
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>>710546994
I've got a thin dick!
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>>710550450
"4 , Jerk 8 + times a day , I meet random gloryholes and get sucked 8 times plus on a weekend in the city.

Fuck atleast 2 hookers a week lost count of women.

did alot of drugs and fuckin at festivals im probably on 90+ women and cant stop.

I just wish I could stop and be a normal person who isn focused on getting my dick sucked or buried to the root in pussy but I cant stop.
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>>710569788
That's why radiation is so deadly and hard to diagnose. Exposure can take decades before becoming symptomatic.
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>>710570384
Pedo scum

c:
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>>710551834
same bro. But i didnt beat the shit out of the guy. I did a chicken punch and he went on the floor tryna save himself. I feel fucking sorry for the guy.
Me and my SO is okay now i guess. Not a cuckold too but because of the cheating part, it made me very sexual to her.
Also, unconciously I tend to hurt/hit her time to time, like accidentally pulled her hair while sleeping, or accidentally hit her slightly when looking for the remote tv or whatsoever.
I guess a part of me is very angry and dissapointed in her.
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>>710570569
then you turn green n shit. get that lou ferigno syndrome. be breaking through walls, and walkin all sad at the credits n shit.
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>>710570569
Plenty of time to fap to cat goddess.
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>>710570579
See that does absolutely nothing for me.
This on teh other hand. Diamonds.
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>>710570579
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng...
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I fucked her while she was vey drunk
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>>710568051
Alright boys, we finally tricked him into exposing himself! In 2 minutes we are gonna get you, hacker 4chan.
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>>710571014
You're disgusting and you know it. Why would you jerk it to a whale? Beastiality is illegal in most civilized countries.

>>710571079
Hnnnnnnnnnnng...
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>>710546994
I once jerked using my best friends daughters hand while coming back from a wedding
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>>710550916
That's bad anon but not unfixable. See a dentist they can do amazing things now and the replacement there are better than original ones. You only have one time to live this life don't let your parents neglect ruin it. It was their fault your teeth became like this, but it's your fault if you don't fix them.
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I left work early today and went to happy hour with a guy I work with. Sat next to a table with a couple hotties at it. Starting chatting, hit it off, and got brought home by an 8/10 6' brunette with a cups, very skinny. Fucked her a couple times over an hour and came in her mouth and ass. Got her number to keep and listed her as a "work contact". Picked up the kids from school and went home.
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>>710550916
Drew?
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>>710571422
Oh fuck those young soles...
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>>710569790
Hm well I've never had any luck on craigslist in my city. A lot of fakes and the ones that are real are so sketch I end up pussying out.

Tinder, I just got a few days ago. I've gotten about 5-8 matches a day but haven't gotten far with any of them. Nuthin more than a couple lines and a few failed attempts at working something out.

Shit is hard after coming out of an 8 year emotionally draining relationship.
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>>710571465
hot as hell. age?
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>>710556548
As long as it works
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>>710571422
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG...
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>>710570337
wait, what? All because she doesn't play with your balls when sucking you off?

Just talk with her about it. Desire smuggling is toxic for any relationship and only creates resentment over time.

If you're worried she might take it the wrong way, give her the ol' compliment sandwich. Next time she's going down on you, "god, your mouth feels so good around my cock, i'll cum so hard if you rub my balls while you do that, you're such a good slut"...something to that effect.
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>>710571653
and that toungeee
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>>710571653
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng,,,

>>710571749
hng
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>>710571679
I used Tinder when I was away for 4 months on work away from my wife. I slept with 6 different girls.

Take your time. Some girls are blunt. Others you have to play the slow game.
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>>710571857
And God dammit I said I was leaving 20 minutes ago.
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>>710571825
I know..
>>710571857
Oh oh...
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>>710571825
i bet itd get deep in a ass hole
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i want to watch my bf suck a shemale off who has a fat cock
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I love to see my crush cock and cumtributed...
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>>710568382
Kik now
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