SCP thread
The last 3 numbers of you post is the scp you're up against, how fucked are you?
>>709940844
I don't know I need to roll first
Should also be post below you.
>>709940844
>When hunting, SCP-844 will firstly attempt to lure a human target, usually between the ages of six to twelve, into a fairly secluded area. SCP-844 accomplishes this by leaving a trail of red, viscous liquid when hunting, which quickly coagulates into a semi-solid edible mass. The area the victim is lured to is usually an easily accessible location that experiences minimal traffic.
Once there, SCP-844 will settle itself into a poorly-lit area and using a number of hooked barbs stored within its main mass, secure the victim into place.
SCP-844 will then use a variety of physical methods to incite the victim into vocalizing distress. This is primarily realized through the use of the sharpened bones that make up a section of its mass. During this process, SCP-844 takes great care to ensure that the wounds inflicted are non-fatal, so that this victim can be re-used for further hunting.
Typically, an individual will approach and investigate the vocalizations, at which point SCP-844 will attack. This attack is usually swift and painless, as SCP-844 aims for the neck and head of the victim at this time. SCP-844 will then extract and absorb the bones of the victims into itself.
>Object Class: Safe
wat
>>709940844
Roll
A'ight, let's see.
>>709941216 I'm fine. Just don't follow the red trail, and don't follow screams.
Rolling
>>709940844
rollin
Rerol, since apparently I rolled object class "safe" >>709940844
>>709940844
rollerino
>>709940844
Aight, i'm game.
>>709940844
rollin
>>709940844
rolling for tom
>>709940844
roll fer number
roooooollllllllll
Rolling.
>>709941758
Huh. Up agains't a russian autist grammar nazi. As per usual here on /b/ in other words. I predict i'll be fine.
rolling
>>709940844
Rollin bois>>709941828
>>709940844
rollin
roll
>>709940844
OP of the last thread here thanks for continuing this.
Also roll
Probably ok, I have mystic blood and can will things to happen.
>>709942171
I'm fine with this. JUST wear a blindfold and hope for the best.
>>709942375
Nigga. What.
Gghjhh
roll, also im a newfag to SCP, gimme referrals
>>709941700
A factory with moving graffiti. Object class: Safe. Reroll.
>>709942375
Wut?
Grats op on a legitimate good thread.
>>709942582
So I got slender man. I'm fuk
>>709940844
rolling for an easy SCP
>>709942492
A friendly cloth dummy. I'm actually kinda okay with this. Maybe it can teach me how to play violin.
Regardless, reroll.
>>709940844
Cosmic entity get
let's find out
>>709940844
gonna get fucked
>>709940844
Roll
roll
https://youtu.be/lsbFUmVAVj4 idc what number i get im posting this
Test
>>70994329
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-239 is to be kept within a one room cell furnished with 1 (one) bed, 1 (one) EKG machine, and 1 (one) IV to be filled with pentobarbital mixed with [DATA EXPUNGED] to be refilled daily. Under no circumstances is SCP-239 to be removed from her containment area at any given time. The walls of this cell are to be coated in a telekill-lead alloy. Only Class 2 personnel are allowed any contact with SCP-239 at any time. All personnel guarding SCP-239's containment area are to be equipped with Telekill headgear (SCP-148). Subject's proper name is Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir. Under absolutely no condition should the subject ever be awakened. Any personnel found attempting to awaken the subject will be immediately terminated.
Description: SCP-239 appears to be an 8-year-old girl, 1 meter in height and 20 kilograms in weight. Subject has shoulder-length blond hair. Upon closer inspection, the subject's eyes "shimmer" a gray-green shade. Subject seems to emit a previously undiscovered form of radiation, which has been named ███████████
rolll
>>709943280
https://youtu.be/UL_c_7j99oM here ya go
>>709940844
rollin
>>709940844
Let's see...
>>709940844
Rolling
>>709942950
A LITERAL FUCKING DRYER OH MY GOD. JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING FUCKING DEADLY.
>>709940844
Rollan
>>709940844
lets see it
>>709942845
Item #: SCP-845
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Specimens of SCP-845 are to be contained in a hermetically sealed chamber at least 4x6x3 meters in size with no more than 7 individual specimens kept in a single chamber at any given time. The bottom of each chamber should be covered to 15 centimeters with clay-rich soil save for a reservoir of fresh water, as well as a dispersal of sticks and logs. The chamber should be brightly lit during daylight hours and dimly lit at night. The reservoir should be continually stocked with small fish for feeding, as SCP-845 will not recognize non-living fish as food.
Wild specimens of SCP-845 are to be captured and transferred to a suitable containment facility. Waterways believed or confirmed to be inhabited by SCP-845 should be sealed off from the public and carefully monitored for activity until such time it is believed that all specimens have been captured.
Description: SCP-845 is a species closely related to both the European polecat (Mustela putorius) and domesticated ferret (Mustela putorius furo). Specimens of SCP-845 appear similar to a common hybrid between these sub-species, with dark fur, a pointed muzzle, and an elongated body. SCP-845 demonstrates greater prevalence of social behavior and diminished territorial instinct compared to European polecats.
>>709940844
Rolling
Roll
Roll
>>709943620
>When SCP-620 is powered, all subjects observing its face experience perceived time acceleration. Constant observation is not required; occasional glances will induce the perceived acceleration as quickly as constant observation. Upon the conclusion of a testing session, test subjects were asked to gauge how much time they thought they had spent testing; all under-reported time spent testing by a factor proportional to time spent exposed to SCP-620. Subjects exposed to SCP-620 for under five (5) minutes were no less accurate at measuring time than a control group. However, as exposure length increases, inaccuracy rises proportionally. Most subjects experience its effects to be pleasurable, so SCP-620 has been mounted on the wall in Site-██’s accounting department to increase morale. As of Incident SCP-620-█, indiscriminate exposure to the object is no longer permitted, and the object has thus been relocated to a specialized research area.
Geez, I rolled a weird one!
>>709941216
>Object Class: Safe
Safe Euclid Keter just stands for how easy it is to contain. Safe means it's easy as fuck to contain. Euclid means it takes effort to contain. Keter means it's hard to contain.
SCP-845's anomalous abilities manifest when a specimen is startled, hunting, or (rarely) when participating in play behavior. During such times, specimens can fully convert their bodies into a liquid. In this state the specimen is a light brown liquid with a density slightly less than that of water. It will often flow freely, but will change viscosity rapidly if it is in danger of being separated into multiple masses, which has been shown to invariably kill the specimen, and will revert to its solid form if it is in extreme danger of this occurring. Its liquid state shows limited motility on land, but is extremely mobile underwater, capable of forming itself into complex hydrodynamic structures including fins and water-jets for use in hunting fish. Analysis of its liquid state is ongoing but has revealed the presence of fiber-like structures connecting nodules of [DATA EXPUNGED]
Specimens of SCP-845 seem to seek out small contained spots for resting, including in their liquid state. Because of this are known to sometimes enter humans canteens while on camping trips. If a human or other animal attempts to consume part of a specimen, the specimen will either attempt to retract itself from the subject's mouth, or may force the subject to consume it in its entirety. Both seem to be instinctual reactions attempting to remain in a single piece. Upon being deposited into the subject's stomach the specimen will enter an apparent state of confusion, switching rapidly between solid and liquid states. Shortly afterwards the specimen will re-solidify and initiate burrowing behavior in an attempt to escape. The subject will experience severe internal bleeding and acute peritonitis as the specimen tears through the walls of the stomach, muscle, and tissues of the abdominal cavity. Upon successfully breaching the surface of the subject's skin, the specimen will enter a liquid state and exit through the wound, before re-solidifying and attempting to return to its original habitat.
Pretty fucked?
>>709940844
Rollerino
>>709943682
Finally.
: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).
SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.
Fuck, hope it doesn't rape me
roll
Rolololololo
>>709944385
:-\
>>709944321
No but you can rape it.
>>709941216
Safe doesn't always mean not deadly. It means they understand how it works and can easily contain it.
>>709940844
Roll
roll
Roll
roll
>>709940844
Roll
>>709944466
Reroll, I got something I dont understand
Roll
>I dare any of you little faggots to copy and paste below, save it as a .bat file and fucking run it as administrator?
echo off
color 0a
mode 1000
pause
:a
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto a
>>709944596
Moonman is the most dangerous thing in scp
Lets go for scp 914 bb
>>709944729
Fuck forkbombs
>>709944729
It doesn't even do anything you moron.
am I gonna be rekt
>>709940844
Rolls
Come on 682
>Object Class: Euclid
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-489 is held in a containment unit at Site-113. To prevent personnel accidentally bringing insect life into SCP-489's cell, a shower room has been established outside of the containment cell; personnel will change into the clothes provided to them after cleaning. Testing with SCP-489 is limited to indoor spaces.
>Description: SCP-489 is a roughly dome-shaped conglomerate mass consisting entirely of objects used to kill or repel insects (e.g. aerosol pesticide cans, "bug zappers", flyswatters, footwear, and lighters). Each item is capable of independent autonomous movement, though they usually move along the ground as a whole when in motion. As of June 17, 2013, SCP-489 measures roughly five meters in height, and eight meters in diameter at the base.
>>709940844
Half of them are harmless anyways
Roll
rawlerrino neighborino
Can someone tell me what the fuck is this??
http://www.scp-
wiki.net/
scp-2521
>>709945376
I fucking stop light plant?! Come on, give me some good shit. Fuck, I'll even take that one SCP that makes you only communicate in haiku.
>>709945120
I am somewhat fucked, Either I don't enter the pool or get put in the ass end of nowhere. I have brown skin so most of the world will accept me
>not nigger
>boarder nigger.
>>709940844
roll
roll
I got this...
>>709940844
Roll
Roll
rollerino
>>709943682
You asked for it
>>709945259
Did you put it in notepad, add .bat to the file name and change it from .txt to all files?
Did you do it right? You moron.
rollins
>>709940844
Roll!
>>709945529
>http://www.scp-
>wiki.net/
>scp-2521
Keter class, uncontainable, can walk through walls.
If anything is written, spoken, or otherwise references it in written or spoken form (even digital files and people) it will be taken by 2521.
It can't understand symbols so they wrote the article in symbols.
roll
>>709945728
I got a time box so i think im fine
>>709940844
Fingers crossed for a safe class.
ROLL
>>709945529
An SCP that is summoned by either reading or speaking a description of it. Anyone who talks about it is killed by the creature. Any written information is taken by the creature.
The only way to describe is safely is through pictographs.
>>709940844
Roll, gimme what you got
Rolling
Roll
>>709946227
safe doesn't always mean not dangerous. safe means understood
>>709940844
raling
>>709945671
Well shieeet
rollin
>>709945624
A fucking MP3 player?! At least RNG could have given me the pizza box. One last time.
rolling
roll
>>709940844
rolling, plz no keter
Cubic is a very good idea to get a bit of a bit of a problem with the other side of the house and the other side of the screen and the dog is a very good deal of interest in the future and the future of the new year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the year and the year of the first time I had a look at the other side of the screen.
Am I fuqed?
post
>>709940844
>inb4 096
fuk
>>709940844
Rollin
Roll
Just to make sure everyone understands the object classes
>If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
>If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
>If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and all hell breaks loose, then it's probably Keter.
>>709940844
Rawl
>>709940844
Spoopy roll
>>709940844
What could go wrong
Rollioni
roII
Roller derbies.
Roll
Roll
>>709946520
>not flip the switch
or
>flip the switch and fuck some random shit up
Rerolling because this was easy as fugg
>>709945966
Sleep Killer, fuck me.
>>709946895
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895
"SCP-895 causes disruptions in video and photographic surveillance equipment within 50 meters similar to vivid, disturbing hallucinations with variable duration and regularity corresponding to the camera's proximity to SCP-895. Within a range of 5 meters from SCP-895, footage captured can cause severe psychological trauma and hysteria in most subjects. These disruptions do not extend to observers physically present within the area."
Let's see...
>>709940844
aight
>>709944165
Aw hell ye niggers I get money that makes me look smart when asked how much money I have without looking and when asked the same question but for in a different currency
>>709946813
Nigga I can wear sunglasses and be ok
Rawl
>>709946585
You got put up against a pencil sharpener, nigga. You're fine.
>>709946880
"SCP-880 is a town established in Quebec, Canada. Various signs and documents found within SCP-880 list the town's name as ██████ █████, founded in 18██. Retrieved pieces of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] within SCP-880 support 19██ as the date which it was abandoned. A census (document 880-18) found within the city hall lists the population as █████. SCP-880 has an observed effect extending to ██ kilometres, covering [REDACTED]. All roads and entrances into SCP-880 have been removed or altered so that they join with existing roadway outside of SCP-880."
>>709947208
Rollinnnnn
rollo el pollo
NIGGER roll
>>709944729
>>709945239
>>709945259
>Now I dare any any of the brave little faggots amongst you with enough balls to complete the first one to do the same with this but save it as .vbs?
x=msgbox("WARNING! A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED",vbCritical,"VIRUS")
x=msgbox("WARNING! A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED",vbCritical,"VIRUS")
x=msgbox("WARNING! A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED",vbCritical,"VIRUS")
x=msgbox("WARNING! A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED",vbCritical,"VIRUS")
x=msgbox("WARNING! A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED",vbCritical,"VIRUS")
>>709940844
Rull
>>709947208
yay
Nah ill be fine fam
sounds fun
>>709947024
>enter scp-024
>when asked, respectfully decline to participate in the game
rerolling again
>>709940844
roloianos
>>709947152
>Book of Endings
Nice, I would read the shit out of it
Roll
Reroll because my first one was fucking lame and not scary
>>709940844
Rollllllllllllllll
Rooooollllll
>>709947674
you guys are fucked
Re roll
classic mwah
rollin rollln rollin rollin
Rolling
>>709940844
rollo
>>709947701
That one's cool. It makes me feel like writing a play about suicide.
lel when a >n ib b a
Roll
>>709947705
A literal piece of play-dough that turns into an a sentient tiny army when opened, not worth quoting. Still pretty cool though.
Rooooolllling
Roll because I want to die
>>709940844
Rell
>>709940844
fuck me in the ass
Roll
>You got nothing to bet with
One more roll!
Rolli
roll op
>>709940844
Role
SCP= San francisco Nigger Police ??
Rollins
Rollin'
Roll
Rolling
>>709947574
Can I just not enter the factory?
If not, I gues I can only play this one on luck and hope I don't fall in the basement.
Roll me in
Repeat roll
>>709940844
>>709948371
I'm maybe fucked. It depends if I've got scuba gear and armor and shit
>>709948469
I just gotta sneak in and burn a pile of feathers
Rolllll
Heck
Roll
>>709940844
roll
>>709948238
What the fuck did i just read?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-238
>>709940844
what?
>>709948262
im ok with this one
Shit.
>>709940844
Roll
>>709948976
One of my personal favorites
Fuck it
173 gogogogo
>>709940844
rolll
>>709940844
Rolling
>>709940844
roll
>>709940844
rollerinollo
>>709947152
Safe, fuck.
Roll
Roll
Rollin
Heckin damn
roll
>>709949238
A tunnel is going to kill me?
>>709946207
Reroll
>>709949263
Description: SCP-263 is a black and white television, bearing the logo of the "THOMSON" company. It matches no known model of television, but has a similar style and construction to televisions built in the year 1961. SCP-263 is fully intact, but has sustained minor cosmetic damage to the screen and frame. SCP-263 has been observed to function even when not connected to a power outlet.
When switched on, the TV always displays the interior of a studio, whose design bears similarities to studios of television game shows from the 1960's. A large logo, saying "CASH OR ASH?" in large, stylized letters can be seen the back wall of the studio, and an unidentified music piece is playing in the studio at all times
Rollin' in the 90's!
Rolling for keter class
>>709949226
I got a fucking puzzle
>>709949335
Floppy disks containing g the entire internet. Cool.
>>709949102
Can you explain it to me? I really dont get it.
roll
I hope I'm up against the intelligent vending machine.
Ruulllllin
>>709949538
> SCP-538 appears to be animate shadows of an unknown species of spiders. SCP-538 appears to "feed" off of the shadows of other living objects, and will move to the nearest shadow cast by a living organism. To "feed", SCP-538 does no more than attach itself to the shadow of its host in such a manner that its own shadow is not obscured. Through this manner, a single specimen of SCP-538 can grow up to approximately 15 square centimeters in size. Feeding after this point appears to simply maintain this size; the whole process has so far proven to be harmless to the host. While a specimen can attach itself to an inanimate object to feed, it will slowly atrophy and decrease in size over time. Only when connected to the shadow of a living organism can SCP-538 thrive.
Creepy, but won't kill me
>>709940844
rdy
>>709949533
fuck yeah I'm safe... maybe.
>Do not wear it to social events
a'ight
>>709948238
>>709949238
Ayy, we both got creepy tunnel
I'm ready for that anomalous DVD that's automatically turns into your favorite porn.
>>709949647
Its a half-metal half-biological mass of tunnels starting in Russia and running about from there under the Pacific
>>709940844
682 GET
>>709940844
rolling
>>709940844
Roll
no billy get
>>709944002
no, it does not mean that. For example keter means it has the potential to do extreme and wide-spread harm.
roll
>>709944002
The designation "Keter" is assigned to subjects that both (a) display vigorous, active hostility to human life, civilization, and/or spacetime, and (b) are capable of causing significant destruction in the event of a containment breach. Such subjects must be cataloged, contained according to special containment procedures, and destroyed, if possible.
Merely being inimical to human life is not in itself cause for classification as a Keter-level object. A Keter classification indicates that not only is this subject capable of inflicting devastating harm to human life and civilization, but that containment protocols must be extensive, involved, and precisely followed in order to prevent it from doing so. Research into the neutralization of Keter-class SCPs is always a top priority for the Foundation.
Cases where Keter-class objects that can be neutralized by Foundation personnel persist in Foundation custody are rare, and are grouped into three main categories. In addition to cases where destruction of the object continues to be unfeasible due to apparent invulnerability or similar circumstance, there are some Keter-class objects with significant tactical value for the Foundation, as well as Keter-class objects that threaten more harm to humanity from their neutralization than from their continued existence.
The Foundation has harnessed some Keter-class SCPs, but such situations are rare exceptions: for example, SCP-076-2 only agreed to work with the Foundation due to its unusual relationship with Agent [REDACTED], and its ability to communicate with us, and even that didn't last. The majority of Keter-class SCPs are insentient, and most are inanimate objects. This status may change as research and discovery continues.
"Keter" means "crown" in Hebrew, and is the uppermost level of the Sephirot in Jewish Kabbalah.
The following is a list of the twenty-five highest rated Keter articles on the site:
SCP-055
SCP-682
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rolling
>>709944002
Nope, it's more a level of how dangerous it is, as in Keter class is a threat to world safety
>>709940844
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>709940844
Rolling
Rollmcgoll
Rick Rolling and Morty
>>709950160
Item #: SCP-160
Object Class: Euclid
fine right?
>>709940844
Wow
Rolling for 2
>>709949698
SCP-698 is a jade carving of a turtle. Any person who is within 1 m 45 cm of SCP-698 while making any sort of decision or choice will experience a voice in their head telling them that they have made a mistake and what they should have done instead. However, this statement will only be made after a delay of 5 minutes 25 seconds, and only if they have not left SCP-698's range within that time. In the event that a decision or choice was objectively correct, or the superior choice, no statement will be made.
That would explain why I just now heard a small voice in my head say I should have waited another five and a half minutes.
le roll
>>709949871
Oh, this fucker wants to die but gets to eat fucking cake. How delightful.
reroll
ooooh weeee rick
rollieroll
>>709940844
I hope it kills me fast because I want to die
kekles
here i go 8)
rollin
rollllll
Roll for something cool
fuggit
rall
>>709950462
Welp, I can't drive in the first place, so that's fine.
dsgsdf
Roll
god help us all
Sup
Straight from the wiki.
www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes
Safe-class objects are those anomalies that are either sufficiently understood that they are now completely and reliably contained on a permanent basis or otherwise do not trigger their anomalous effects unless intentionally activated.
Euclid-class objects are anomalies that are either insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable, such that reliable containment is not always possible, but do not pose sufficient threat to qualify for Keter classification.
Keter-class objects are anomalies that pose an inherently serious threat to the safety of Foundation personnel and the rest of mankind and either require extensive and complex procedures to contain or cannot be fully contained by the Foundation's current technology and knowledge.
>>709950711
holy shit i got the doomsday clock pretty much
neato torpedo
>>709950906
sweet dude fountain of youth
>>709950887
reroll that one was shitty
>>709950865
That's actually kinda cool but it ain't gonna kill anyone
Roll
>>709951363
holy shit im fucked
death
>>709950770
How about thermo-nuclear detonation from mold?
>>709940844
This thread is the bee's knees.
benis
Roll
Rollerino
Roll
106 151 156 144 040 115 145
Well lets see
Nigg
Idk
>>709940844
lets see how fucked up am i
Rolling for something sexy.
>>709953149
well shit im infected with a mosquito babies
>>709953303
now im rerolling
>>709953149
RIP
Roll
scp rolll
>>709940844
henry rollins
>>709940844
roll
Give me that scp 420-J
>>709953335
well now im up against 150 unlimited sized Floppy discs
Rol
>>709953595
A boat. Nice.
>>709953609
Rerolling for something different
>>709940844
rallin
>>709940844
Rolland
>>709953686
well shit im up against some radioactive white liquid so im rerolling it
>>709940844
LETTTTTT ITTTTTTTT RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>709953802
FUCK IM gone my next enemy is a World War II era Renault Char B1 medium battle tank
>>709953758
So... I'm fighting a language correcting autist. Too easy
>>709940844
roll
Roll
Rolls
Rolling
>>709953917
with my last strength ill REroll
Roll
>>709940844
halo
Keter get
>>709953499
That's pretty boring.
A son-god that's useless 12 hours of the day, who can only communicate with his poop.
>>709953811
Shit, a fucking bioweapon.
>>709954136
a doll rerolling this dam doll
Roll
>>709954436
A locket fuckng my luck now to reroll this locket
rollumpiada
