You know the drill /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You know the drill /b/
But I'd rather watch you eat my shit
>>709419703
I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip
>>709419703
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't send nudes
>>709419887
Off by one
>>709419703
I'm a bot
>>709419922
Fuck
Do you enjoy the feeling of taking a giant shit?
Niggers are whats wrong with this country, i mean really you take a look at niggervilles like africa or kfc and you see niggers just selling their bodies for nothing now of course i creamed each nigger pussy i saw but still the fucking gooks multiply like rabbits so as a white pure man i must bleach the nigger impurity and fuck and impregante ever nigger. The point of me say this is.... wanna fuck sexy ;)
>>709419922
That was quick
>>709419922
jesus...
>>709419970
Rawlin
Tits or gtfo
>>709419703
Wow. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. Yabba Dabba FUCK you and YABBA DABBA FUCK your shitty FUCKING memes. You are literally worth nothing to me. If I saw your FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE on the street, I'd take a big loaded shotgun to your mouth, faggot. I have always wanted to murder you, your family, your friends, and your pet goldfish since the day I was born. Brain Blast? How about I fucking blast your faggot ass brain with a shotgun. I want to fucking candy crush your face through a mother fucking wall. You are the reason why babies cry. Fuck your memes. Fuck you. Fuck. FUCK. FUCK. Try fucking saying that to be in REAL life where you aren't surrounded by a precious username and see what happens, weakling. I have guns. Many guns. Guns that I could take to your head and blow it out right now. You hear me? Good.
>>709419703
fuck off ethnic slob
>>709420047
LOL.
Confess your love of cock to her.
Off by one word, you were supposed to ask why I'm so hot. Tryin ta fuck muh beazy?
>>709420088
Winrar
>>709420222
Trips = tits request
since the first time i saw you ive always wanted to fuck you, but thats not my worst inner shame, i want to tie you up put a gun to your head and fuck you without consent. i want your sweet nipples to be cut off and inserted in my anus. i want you to be murdered and your cold body violated as i jack off with glee.
>>709420322
I grant thee dubs for complimenting my trips.
>>709420088
>>709420367
roll
>>709420367
rollin
Where the bibbity boppity fuck is OP
>>709420424
Te queira puta
My penis looks like a pigs tail
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
>>709420367
rolllllllll
>>709420424
send a dick pic
>>709420599
fucking lol.
>>709420599
It's this thread again.
>>709420599
fuckin a.. Kek winrar
>>709420599
i cringed so hard.
>>709420599
Fucking kek.
>>709419703
My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
>>709420599
*keks audibly* winrar
OP here, waiting her response. Later this >>709420599
Top kek to this thread
>>709420854
start another one
gassing the jews was a well-thought plan in order to maintain a healthy biodiversity in the human race
I assume you are both from Spain OP, why the hell are you typing english to eachother?
OP is gonna end up arrested for a credible threat of violence over that last message. RIP OP
>>709420599
>>709421144
lel lets get roit into the spectrum
>>709421144
Checked
Send a dick pic
>>709420854
Silly cunt. Just show me your tits and your family and friends will be safe.
>>709421144
do you have a littel brother can i taste his boi pucci XD XD XD
>>709421333
WOW. JUST WOW.
>>709421333
Ayy
>>709421333
Checked and kek'ed
>>709421333
>>709421333
Chekked and Kekked
>>709421333
Gimme, gimme chicken tendies. Be they crispy, or from Wendy's!
>>709421452
dis gon be gud >>709421333
>>709421333
ccchhheckd
>>709421452
Wait till she sees this >>709421333 faggot
>>709419887
>>>709419703 (OP)
>Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't send nudes
Send me a pic of those sexy tits
Show me your mcgriddle. Lemme put my sausage in the middle.
Send her this image :^D
>>709421333
>>709421588
Ayy kek
>>709421588
Checked.
I need you to eat at least two taco crates, then proceed to shit all over my naked body and spit on my while you tell me I'm a dirty nigger.
Im sorry i didnt mean to write all that. How was your day?
>>709421644
Oh shit.
look. this might sound crazy.. but hitler did nothing wrong okay?
>>709421605
>>709421589
rawlin
>>709421605
Fake
>>709421718
reroll
>>709421605
gg props
Lol it wasnt me on the phone. Thats so awkward
>>709421605
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE DEAD OP.
I wanna fucking die
Send her a picture of your asshole. Spread the cheeks and make sure the lighting is good enough to see everything.
>>709421800
Checkem
Yea sorry about that, we're just playing a game with your personnel info on reddit LOL. Whole world now knows your number and shit hehe, sorry? :P
>>709421800
weak af
>>709421588
>>709421744
>>709421800
CHECKED
>If dubs or higher, send the dick pic
>>709421800
>>709421800
Winrar
Im threaten
Omg fuck me my friend took my phone
can i fuck you in an abraham lincoln costume?
>>709421888
>Got trips himself...
>>709421888
NICE TRIPS FAGGOT
Send a screen shot of your convo to her now
If dubs here, send a dick pic!
>>709421898
Roll for this
I have a serious addiction to child pornography, please help
>>709421888
Yeeeeeee
Filth will never be eradicated, unless we gas it.
so let us enjoy the german dream and gas those fucking cunts. basic bitches and niggers all along
PROCLAIM YOUR EVERLASTING LOVE FOR THE NIGGERS YOU STUPID KIKE BITCH
>>709421888
Roll
>>709421991
this
>>709421678
>>709421772
>>709421898
Take à toaster bath please
alright ill stop.. if you pop my cherry
LOVE ME, DAMMIT. I NEED VALIDATION.
>>709421991
this right here
Dominate me bitch
>>709421888
Sorry bae. Can we forget all this nonsense and just get down to me plowin dat ass?
Its not porn Its art. Even the romans enjoyed the aesthetics of prepubertary boys
My friends are telling me to text you ridiculous stuff and obviously you can't take a joke. Adios, cunt.
Do you like niggercocks?
I have a picture of you shoved up my ass
>>709419703
if everybody blames the jews for everything...then who the jews blame ?
>>709422063
reroll
>>709421991
oh man we are gonna fuck op with this one
The jew is a vicious parasite, feeding off the back of white hard-working people
>>709422099
>Sorry bae. Can we forget all this nonsense and just get down to me plowin dat ass?
THISTHISTHIS
I'm about to kill myself and don't know what to do u are the last person i talked to
hahaha just kidding
(then OP sends a picture of his dick)
>>709422052
KEK40
![Garmanarnar[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aejqrj8.png "Garmanarnar[1].png")
This is now a get thread
>>709421991
cmon dubs
>>709422099
checked.
>>709422122
White people.
>>709421888
Kek, now send her "Im threaten"
>>709421991
mother fucker get this man some dubs!
Hurry up and do it faggot
![1309992714001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5AVYREU.jpg "1309992714001[1].jpg")
get
>>709421981
KYS
write: sorry my /b/ro took my phone from me that idiot
>>709422099
YUP
>>709422222
WITNESSED
>>709421991
cmon roll dont be a nigger tonight
>>709422171
dis gon be gud
>>709422099
Winrar
>>709422119
Rollin for this
>>709422222
Saaaweeeeeeeeeeet
>>709421991
Rawlin
>>709422222
Holy checked
>>709422222
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(name of girl), (name of girl), listen, i have to tell you something. I am not the person you tink i am, for so long ive been wanting to tell you this... i am actually you. You may dont understand this, but i have always been you, i am you, you are i, i are me. Do you get it? no, you probably dont, you are too young to see, that life is more but glee, and gloo, and, holy shit, this is a long post, if i get dubs, i swear, this is gonna be the dumbest ever text. so here goes nothing.
Tits or gtfo.
>>709422155
Drink bleach
>>709422222
aw lord tank yu fo shinin da light
>>709422338
Roll
>>709422360
kys faggot
>>709422288
Dubs and trips
>>709422222
Chckt
please call 911 i think im going to die
>>709421991
cmon conffess your cp problem
>>709422338
roll
>>709422338
Yes.
>>709421991
holy fuck so many close ones
>>709422375
rollerino
>>709422222
dont deserve those quintuples
Send her some cp
>>709422222
Oh boy, i'm the one
Help me to get sum nudes booois
I hate big black cocks ruining our white women.
>>709422338
Roll
im a huge faggot, also get
>>709422584
this is too real
>>709422599
r i p
>>709422572
Only if you provide it
>>709422599
chekd
>>709422599
Wow top zoz
>>709422222
Check'd
>>709422599
>>709422633
Check em
>>709422599
>>709422633
OP GET SUM HERE
>>709422599
Checked and Keked
If this gets dubs send her this pic
>>709422633
Check'd
>>709422666
noice satan
>>709422746
THIS!! ROLLING
YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGER
send a dickpic
...yes im twelve
>>709422746
rolling
>>709422222
God damn. Checked.
>>709422424
That what she sais since your birth
>>709422338
rollan
>>709419703
neflix and chill? imax and climax ?
>>709422746
roll out
brb, gotta go check on the oven to see if my jews are done yet.
>>709422584
I am short but I am big cums to my penis it's a thick mushroom but everythink big I told juniar high in gym some sead I big one then so think it changed that much
theres this guy.. and he got the mad quints you feel me sis?
>>709422923
This
>>709419703
show me them dubs
>>709422922
check'd
>>709422922
roll
>>709419703
let me see them dubs
>>709422552
Stop crying and kys
NEWBORN PORN!
>>709423013
reroll
>>709422922
checkd
>>709422967
dunno, just feel bad man
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>709423075
rerooll, help 4 anon
"Beastiality Videos"
"Shit this isn't google"
>>709422923
This
>>709419703
let me see dem dubs babe
>>709422338
>>709423075
fuck off
nigga you betta stop flapping those gums and hop onto my big boy parts
>>709422967
Excuse my stupid shit babygirl, how about we meet up and chill?
*knocks on door* its me, goku.
>>709422923
Roll for this one
have i told you about my fetish of an 80 year old midget woman with a penis whipping my ass cheeks and tickling my feet with razor blades as i'm tied around a dead horse?
call a doctor, im having an episode, please, call the police, call someone, dont listen to me. please, before i lose my mind again. call the police.
>>709419703
Send her this.
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
Die Straße frei den braunen Batallionen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Schon flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
I got diagnosed with cancer.
Baby, I wanna make love to you with my XXXL dragon dildo that I got done destroyin my ass with, I wanna ram you like a goat bby, ill rip your pussy lips apart and suck the blood out so you don't need a tampon darling then ill slit your throat so o can stick my dick up in ther.. oohgg bby u meake me so hardd EPIPEPIPEPIPEPIPIPIPIPIP
>>709423163
but why
>>709420047
>>709420424
>>709421144
>>709421888
>>709422288
>>709422967
These threads once had potential, now it's just the common YLYL cancer being spread to harmless bystanders.
>>709423183
Roll
<OP right now
>>709423247
I WANT THIS TO GET DUBS
you guys posted the shittest things
>>709423163
It's easy to explain. I'm trying to text and jerk off at the same time. All the blood has rushed from my head to my enormous, swollen, throbbing cock
I'm always weird when talking to girls i have a crush on.
>>709423183
Rolling
>>709423247
CAWN DUBWS
>>709419703
show me them dubs bae
my trap senses are tickling send me a pic of your vagina or i will report you to the local priest
>>709423247
Not resting til dubs, smd fgts
>>709423163
Send nudes xDDD
>>709422967
will you sell me a used panty?
I hope you're cheaper than the last hora
>>709423334
Kek. THIS
ill suck yous dick
>>709423247
Come the fuck on dude DUBS
>>709419703
ass or gas...tits or awschwitz, dubs or lubes
>>709423247
plz kek give us a sign
>>709423163
Just send the dick pic
call the police. somebody you know and love will die tonight.
Dat pussy, when i kill it.
No?
okay.
I will kill myself though. soo, call the police, because you cant spell depressed and suicidal withouth knowing basic grammar
>>709423247
Rolling for this bitch
Join the navy
>>709423455
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>709423013
rerollio
>>709423455
OP DO IT
Go ahead and block me, never talk to me again, and don't respond to anything else I send you
>>709423247
Kekster memester join the dubs of my rollercoaster
>>709423227
Rolll
>>709423247
dub parrty!
>>709419703
did you just assume my mental state ?
I'm just a nigger with a rocketlauncher
>>709423566
YESSSSS!!!
>>709423533
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry, your stunning natural beauty just fried my brain. I apologize and hope you understand that sometimes it's too much for me to handle.
>>709423533
wtf go choke on blue pills fggt
>>709423533
OP you better not fucking pussy out
>>709423411
Checkd
>>709423247
>>709423247
>>709423247
>>709423247
I'M RAGING! DUBS GETTTT
>>709419703
ass or gas
>>709423533
Send this one now
>>709423455
>>709423533
Bye, easy piece
>>709423622
i got the dubs for it first bitch!
>>709423622
kek has spoken
>>709423653
the jig is up, boys
>>709423653
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>709423653
your mom is so hot
>>709423653
confirmed fake. fuck you
>>709423653
Fake...
What a fucking fag go kill yourself
>>709423653
Oi, cheeky bumda. We've been had and gabbed
OP is a faggot again
Also please show me your breasticles B)
>>709423699
... why you gotta do me like this
>>709423334
Reroll
>>709419703
not my proudest fap
>>709423653
hi, im nameless girl. howsabout some tits.
or youknow. sharpie in pooper
tits or GTFO
Oh shit she knows lol
WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
If a midget holds my penis, it makes it look alot bigger than it actually is.
Right when i get dubs for the dick pic nigger.
>>709423653
Nice fucking b8 m8. I r8 it 88/8.
>>709423181
this
>>709423958
reroll
Guys, I already....
So many wasted dubs and a wasted quad kys OP
oops? but maybe show us yours tits?
>>709423163
send cock pic and say sorry
>>709424152
Wasted quints
>>709423719
>>709423850
>>709423876
>>709423879
>>709423881
>>709423958
>>709424006
>>709424041
>>709424138
>>709424174
>>709424235
What a bunch of no reading faggots
Also, samefags
>>709423247
rolling for this pedo
>>709424294
samefag?
>>709422222
Quints boiiii
>>709423653
>>709421333
thank you for making me laugh hard despite op's faggotry
