Hooker experiences thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hooker experiences thread.
Most of the time it is meaningless sex.
There is the occasional worker who enjoys the job.
>>708259600
>me and my homies fucking around in downtown Copenhagen and run into some hookers (of course nigga'hookers). Since we are on molly we liked to troll them.
>so i say to the hooker'crew, "1 girl, 4 guys" and all the ho's are like "hell naah", but then the oldest and ugliest hooker came over and said "i'll do it
Posted an ad in casual encounters on CL, asking for a secretary for the day.
Girl emails back and then we text. Goes well & she came to my shop the next day to "work". Started getting into details and she was so fucking dumb that she thought it was a legit job, but I couldn't let that get in the way. I was shocked how attractive she was. I was diamonds just looking at her in her supposed professional attire.
She was super submissive though and was DTF. Ended up fucking her and busted in her mouth.
I kind of felt bad. Gave her $100.
Not really so much a hooker story, but it is possible that she played dumb.
>>708259600
>implying i ever had sex
>>708260085
Cool story bro.
>call hooker
>pay money
>fuck hooker
>hooker leaves
waht kind of experince do you think it is going to be ? no hooker will to you and hold your hand and tell how specail you are, you pay, she fucks, thats it
My thing with street whores is I like to fuck them of course but I also eat their pussies! Yes I know a lot of you think that is sick but it's my thing I love eating street hooker cunt! In the last ten years I think I have licked out about 20 to 30 whores.
Is that T.Swift?
>>708260278
faggot some hookers will hold you and tell you what a man you are, or you can just cry on them if you feel like it, as long as you pay!
>>708260291
Mother of fuck I hope you seal that cunt in pellet wrap. Its kind hard to explain genital herpes on your mouth.
>>708260267
Thanks, guy!
>>708260539
I am not joking but I have never caught anything from street whores, I even fucked some bareback. Im not recommending this by any means to anyone, it's just my personal kink, and I know it's risky but I get off on it.
Ask a guy that spends over 20.000 euro to a hooker from turkye over 2 years anything
>>708260399
well you're not really are a man now are you if you pay for shit like that
>>708260936
Then you need to buy a lotto ticket cause you are one lucky rat bastard.
semi-rich fag here, I would fuck hookers but I fear the AIDS too much
>>708261412
LOL I won $25,000 on a scratch ticket, bought a new car and paid for some hookers.
>>708261486
There is something called "condoms" use them and nothing will happen to you.
Do AMPs count?
>>708260085
"was really dumb and thought it was a legitimate job"
I think this was a cover in case you were actually a cop.
>>708261585
ok could condom for vagoo and the orals but that means its best not to kiss the hookers because gum bleeding scratches etc. right ? Condom is not bulletproof, and crazy hookers can like scratch or somesshit its all about blood, also the vaginal fluids and shit, too much AIDS fear
>>708261596
Yes and I have spent thousands over the years in AMPs! It is amazing what these whores will do once you become a regular!
>>708260000
>be a few years ago
>be in Manchester UK
>be walking from the train station to bus station
>be about 9pm at night
>obvious prostitutes standing outside a pub
>walk past
>one of them asks me if i "want any business"
>say "no"
>she steps close asks me am i sure
>touches my arm
>don't even slow down, say "no" again and keep walking
>get to bus stop and wait
>thirsty so I reach for my can of coke in my coat pocket
>gone
>fucking whore pick-pocketed my can of fucking coke
>>708261486
I'm not scared of AIDs. What scares me is the idea of her pimp busting in and jacking me up for everything.
>>708261808
>Kissing hookers
>>708261890
>>obvious prostitutes standing outside a pub
Ive live in LA, NYC, & SD & I've never seen hookers working on the streets
i fucked hundreds of whores
the worst were in japan
>>708261890
Kek! I can relate!
>went shopping for some cleaning products
>decided to drive over to shady side of town since it was close
>picked up street whore from shady side of town
>drove and parked in a dark corner
>got great blow job
>came buckets
>dropped whore off
>went home
>myface.jpg
>fucken whore stole my can of clorox wipes!
>I have no idea how she did it but I know for sure I had it when I left the store
>>708262188
then your fucking blind
>>708260003
you left out the part where you`re suppose to mention
>and we refused and walked off in group laughter
so i`m going to assume you guys went along with it and banged her like no other behind a local kiosk since you were intoxicated on molly..
>>708262188
I've seen them in Manchester and Liverpool in the UK. There are areas where they work. They're not rough places either.
I've never paid for one, though, so I don't know that side of it.
>>708262428
They just stand there? Do they move when they see a cop?
>>708262428
I'm a curious Amerifag here, are your street whores mostly niggers?
>>708262265
Why Japan the worst ? Don't they have a clean-ish culture ?
>>708261040
Can you rephrase that in English?
This guys speaks the truth
>>708262413
You are fucking blind
>>708262188
In large cities they will be walking the street or there may be some loosely veiled house of ill repute.
In smaller towns, just hang at the local bar.
In really small towns go to the bars attached to hotels.
>>708262265
they don't do STD tests in JAPAN. Like ever!
Where do you find hookups anymore? It's seems like Craigslist removed that escorts section so idk where else to look
>>708262607
Sorry my English is fucked up, I am from Gernany. I met a hooker for 2 years and spend over 20.000 euro on her.
>>708262510
Yeah, they just hang around on the corners. They're respectable streets during the day. Just when the clubs open and it gets dark they start work.
Never seen a cop on the streets at the same time. But there's never any trouble.
>>708262598
No. I've never seen a "non local" whore.
They're usually around a 5/10 to 8/10 too. They don't dress overly slutty. Usually like club gear.
But I've never seen anything more than them standing in the street.
>>708259600
>search forever on backpages
>drive an hour.5 to bigger area with hookers
>hooker not answering her phone
>find another hooker who is cheap
>other hooker calls me back sounding like a bitch
>tell her to fuck off
>go to hooker
>picture is fake, she is a pregnant crackwhore
>walk away
lost my virginity to a french whore
>french club in high school
>we take a trip to paris
>older senior kid finds where there is a hooker
>picks a few of us (the ones who wouldn't rat on him)
>"we're getting laid tonight!"
>five of us head out
>>apartment building, three flights of stairs up
>knock and woman opens the door
>maybe 30, stockings, garters, low-cut bra, heels (think "french whore" and you'll get the image
>senior goes first, the rest of us decide who goes next. I'm last becasue everyone thinks I'll take too long
>it's fuck, she cleans up, gets the next guy
>my turn, go in
>where everyone said she was all business, she smiles at me, kisses me a bit (yeah, mouth smelled like cock), goes down on me
>gets on the bed and I fuck her missionary
>cum in about 5 seconds
>go to get up and leave but she holds my arm
>chat in broken french, tells me not to worry about my friends
>sucks me a second time
>I fuck her a second time, this time lasting a bit longer
>finish, say "merci" and leave
>everyone makes fun of me taking so long
>I was the only one who went twice
>>708259600
>Dirving thru hookerhood
>ultra cute eastern petite girl with glasses
>she gets in the car
>"I think I know you"
>"No, you don't, this is the first time I come here"
>"You're lying, I know you, I've been with you before"
>"No, we nev..."
>"ok, ok... stops here"
>proceed to fuck her hard for 30 minutes with no pause
>"something wrong? Why don't you come"
>"It takes some time"
>45 minutes
>"you have to cum, time is over"
>I jerk it off and cum on her tits
>"Ok, you were wright, this is the first time I see you, I'd remember it..."
>>708263347
how old were you? I think people had shittier first times your story sounds like fun
my first three times having sex was in three days with three different hookers. could not maintain an erection with either of them. a couple years later I realized that I need the chicks to be into me for me to get hard
>>708262265
You are a loser.
Most of the whores in Japan work houses.
Some work bars who sole purpose is a front for a house.
Very few speak English and will flat turn down a foreigner.
The one that do accept foreigners are usually the lower end of the cute spectrum; jacked up teeth or something visibly wrong.
Even then if you can speak Japanese you will get a better class of hooker.
Also, in Japan they import hookers from lesser Asian countries like Korea and the Philippines.
They have a very conservative culture out front but behind closed doors they are the biggest freaks.
Also, and I cannot confirm this because it is only hearsay, there is a club the other guys used to call the pig farm.
You could pay to fuck some whore on stage.
But; the Japanese girls are pretty easy and if you are spending more than a month there it is real easy to get a Japanese girlfriend.
>>708263503
15 at the time. Another kid was 16, a 17 year old and two 18-year olds (guessing at their ages based on the grades they were in)
>>708262605
>>708262265
same question, i've heard that japanese hookers are pretty clean and open...?
>>708263634
was she a real french or arab? was nice of her to give you free seconds
>>708263347
>i was the only one who went twice
nigger please you got sloppy fourths
>>708260396
No its becky
>>708260539
>Its kind hard to explain genital herpes on your mouth.
Its kind of hard to get genital herpes on your mouth. Hence why they call it 'genital'
>>708263877
Type 1 is Oral
Type 2 is Genital
Type 2 can be spread to the mouth and Type 1 can be spread to the Genital area.
But typically the types stick to the areas they prefer (oral or genital)
Hooker sounds fun but I fear the AIDS, I know an ugly 33 year old virgin, maybe thats better for casual fuck and free, but need to care for the attachment crazyness
>>708264272
>2014+2
>doesn't know what a condom is
>>708264476
Just because I have gloves doesn't mean its wise to sort strange feces by hand even if its fun.
>>708263522
I'm on the same boat but I realized this after paying for six different hookers
I can't seem to get it up with just vaginal stimulation. Fucking death grip ruined my dick nerves.
>>708259600
Anyone ever hire a sex worker to just cuddle and have a gf for one night??
> got to a Brazilian hooker in Berlin
> really nice and empathic in her 30s. Good looking for that
> it rings on her door (she is in a flat that gets rented to travelling whores so sometimes people go there on good luck)
> know she will tell the guy to come back later
> crush
> many voices on the floor
> guy in lumberjack shirt opening door: "Police, get dressed and show me your ID"
> kept calm didn't do anything illegal
like 7 or 8 policemen, 2 of them women
> they questioned her in a different room but nobody spoke her language
> I asked when I would get my ID back kept it a while
> come to understand lumberjack guy got her to open the door then they rushed in
> old guy tells how latinas go to spain and get spanish passes so they can get to rest of EU
> They give me back passport. Say don't have to worry I won't get post
> when they leave I say adios
> Brazilian laughs, she was really shocked
> ask me if I want a last round before I leave
Just a public service announcement.
USE A FUCKING CONDOM UNLESS YOU INTEND TO PROCREATE WITH THE BITCH!
Not all hookers are disease ridden whores
Not all cute girls are disease free
The only thing you can do is protect yourself.
every now and then ill go and buy a street hooker... i fuck them with condom and when i cum i remove the condom and spray my juice on their pussy
>>708264706
I did this once. Cunt still charged me full price and I felt nothing but remorse the next morning.
>>708264706
God, let there not be someone so beta.
>>708261486
>Rich
Go for escorts you faggot
>>708264706
this is some beta pansexual shit
>>708264649
You should invest in a pocket pussy. It gets you used to natural stimulation instead of gripping and ripping. That, and try to abstain from porn.
>>708263227
On BP i always make them send ne a time stamped photo. No photo no money.
>>708259600
chekd
if I go to japan for the express purpose of fucking hookers, will their whores sustain my dick ?
>>708264945
Agreed, the only time a hooker and GF should be used together is for the GFE
>>708262188
>LA
>santa monica blvd
>NYC
>42nd
>SD
>el cajon blvd near sdsu
>g st. towards horton plaza
harambe
>>708264777
>Not all hookers are disease ridden whores
>implying whores and hookers are different things
Bump.
ive been in thailand a few times, mostly just fapping on them hookers....
>>708259600
>Pick up hooker.
>Drive her to a mountain.
>Park passenger side on side of the cliff.
>Get out of car.
>She stares at me like I am retarded and threatens to call the police.
>>708260291
Jesus Christ I just threw up on my dog
one time at a whorehouse a hooker was all over me so i said that ill put my dick in you if you get me a beer....
2min later she stood there with a beer,
> be me (18 at the time) walking down the street with a friend at 3am
> notice same car passing multiple times
>same car pulls onto sidestreet ahead of us
> friend approaches car to see whats the problem
> we were mistaken to be prostitutes I guess by this guy
> my friend had the instinct to set him up, so he asks what he wants to do and how much
> I'm not going into detail what was said because it still sickens me, but after what was said he showed a wad of cash and said he will have to go get more real quick
> my friend tells him to meet us in this secluded location we are familiar with
> he drives off
> we start plotting and it was originally going to be us beating him up and taking his money but I felt and said this faggot deserves to die. Fucking scum of the earth. I was a bad kid back then but not like him and that kind.
>we wait in spot until he pulls up
> I get in backseat (its a two door so had to pull the seat up right quick) buddy sits shotgun
> after he shuts the door we wait for the inside lights to dim out
> as the lights are slowly fading I slowly unfold my blade so it doesn't click
> lights die and make my first stab towards his mouth
> as fast as I can just hitting chest neck and face region
> he initially started screaming holding his wounds with his hands, then started slumping over trying to kick my friend
> so my friend gets out and runs to other side, opens door, and starts punching this guy in his already open and bleeding face while im stabbing his stomach (Can still remember that beautiful splatting sound from those punches)
> faggot falls onto the gravel and I start going through his car while friend checks pockets.
> took his keys, phone, cigs, and a total of something around 300 $ some had to much blood on it so we threw it away
> begin fleeing scene while he gargles on the ground completely limp
> place keys on train tracks and burn phone
> go home sleep like a baby after smoking some weed
> next day police tape
> ghost
Went to Pattaya for a 2 week holiday. Checked in to the hotel, walked down Soi 7. Rest of the holidays is in a drunken haze.
>>708259691
Were you expecting a romantic connection? lol
>>708259691
That's with almost any job. Hopefully no one is dumb enough to go to a hooker seeking a meaningful connection.
>>708265685
>>708265074
be careful out there boys
>>708263877
Son, sorry to tell you this, but you had really fucking awful sex ed apparently. You need to google that shit right away.
>went through divorce last year
>finally want to get on the dating band wagon
>friends encourage me to just get one fuck under my belt for confidence
>my game sucks now, flirting is terrible
>also women over 30 come with serious baggage
>get drunk one night, get shot down by bitchy bartender
>say fuck it and get on backpage
>find cute 19-20 something with an add for garaunteed 2 shot session
>shows up to my hotel with pimp
>give pimp the 600 bucks upfront
>take hooked to room, she pushes me into chair and throats my soul out of my dick, no hands throat pie swallow
>says get ready for round two
>she lays me on bed goes toward bathroom
>she let's pimp in
>pimp beats me and steals my luggage and cell phone
>have to go to hospital for fractured cheek and broken ribs
So I stay away from hooked now
Gettin sucked right in the middle of a Tijuana whore bar on a busy Friday night
>>708265917
Kys
>>708266023
>>went through divorce last year
>>finally want to get on the dating band wagon
>>friends encourage me to just get one fuck under my belt for confidence
>>my game sucks now, flirting is terrible
>>also women over 30 come with serious baggage
>>get drunk one night, get shot down by bitchy bartender
>>say fuck it and get on backpage
>>find cute 19-20 something with an add for garaunteed 2 shot session
>>shows up to my hotel with pimp
>>give pimp the 600 bucks upfront
>>take hooked to room, she pushes me into chair and throats my soul out of my dick, no hands throat pie swallow
>>says get ready for round two
>>she lays me on bed goes toward bathroom
>>she let's pimp in
>>pimp beats me and steals my luggage and cell phone
>>have to go to hospital for fractured cheek and broken ribs
>So I stay away from hooked now
>>708266023
Wtf 600? Are you a retard or a liar
>>708261585
It's not bullet proof because condoms can break. Luckily mine broke with my long time GF, but it was still kinda awful to go and get a morning after pill because of that shit.
Sex with a hooker is like being in a hot air balloon. If the balloon breaks, you're shit out of luck.
Also, there's all kinds of nasty critters you might get. Depending on the location most could be clean, but it's still a risk and condoms don't mitigate it completely.
>>708261327
Yea, why would anyone have sex for pleasure???? procreation only.
>>708266253
Condoms don't prevent pubic lice/scabies.
Im about to unload the best hooker story you guys will ever here.
Gather round
>decide to buy a hooker for firsr time
>find out on POF a lot of locals post their offerings
>contact a black girl with a biiiiig booty
>we set up date and place
>date and place comes
>inside hotel room alone nervous as fuck
>hooker calls and tells me she won't make it. Her son had a seizure
>i paid for booze
>i paid for condoms
>i paid for the fucking room
>wtf man
>go home feeling like shit
>hooker contacts me later that night saying shes sorry
>ends up convincing to set up another date
>date comes
>inside hotel room nervous as fuck
>15 minutes past meeting time
>knocks on door
>shes finally here
>she has 8/10 body
>7/10 face
>shes a little tall. (Im 5'10)
>we dont start fucking right away
>we only talk the first 30 mins
>eventually tell her this is my first time
>she tells me im the chillest customer shes had.
>tells me all this crazy hooker stories
>goes into detail of what guys made her do
>we are the same age
>we finally start the act
>fuck her good for maybe 30 minutes tops
>asks if i wanna smoke weed
>i drive her to a gas station to buy rillos
>ask her about her past life
>I used to live in spring
>oh cool me too
>i went to spring highschool
>wait wtf me too!!!
>class of 2012?
>YES!!!
and that was the time i hooked up with someone from school yeaaaaars later down the road. With a class mate I had that apparently does this for a living.
>>708266189
What the fuck are you talking about?
The add was for 600 bucks, so I paid 600 bucks.
Are you retarded or what's hard to understand about that? I was paying for a hot young girl not some filthy black ghetto bitch
>>708265222
Hookers get paid, genius.
>>708266408
Just shows you that if you weren't so beta you could have already hit that for free back in the day
>>708266410
Please don´t tell me was THAT young.
>>708266410
When the pimp kicks the shit out of you and takes your stuff you fucked a black ghetto bitch mate and overpaid plenty, could have gotten that pussy for 50 bucks AND the pimp would have not robbed you.
l2life
>>708266622
lmao
>>708266675
No she was 19-20 something. She said 19 but looked maybe 24.
Doesn't matter, important lesson I learned was that pimps and whore aren't worth the bullshit.
>>708266410
>I paid 600 bucks.
scat?
too much AIDS in the world, maybe its best to order a fleshlight. What does /b think ?
Four floors of crazy whores, Orchard Road, Singapore. Crazy Horse and The Top Ten best place in the world.
>>708262188
Then get yerself up ter Manchester, our kid.
>>708266728
She wasn't black. She was a white Welsh girl with nice tits, cute accent and freckles. Pimp was some sort of sand nigger, this happened in Houston.
> be me, young
> see movie: 40-year-old virgin
> panic
> don't want to end up like that
> have extra cash in bank account
> badidea.jpg
> go to phonebook, find escorts
> ask for one to come over
> nervous
> please don't kill me
> she shows up
> decent looking milf type, at least a 7/10
> tell her its my first time
> mfw
> no reaction, she just tells me to undress
> rides me, complains about her knees hurting
> bitch, i'm paying you today
> bust inside condom after about 10 minutes of awkward starts and stops
> she leaves
> got laid, still felt like a loser
>>708266347
Well those are the critters I talked about.
>>708263032
war sie deine ehefrau?
what about going to thailand or someshit, are there petite little cuties under-age-lookalikes-but-really-of-legal-age to be had there if so whats the strategy ?
>>708261486
Escorts is the way to go. Have one i see about every 3 weeks.
>>708266991
love is what makes sex good
>>708266991
You should have fucked her instead of letting her ride you and do all the job.. You would have felt better that way.
>>708266849
No, just a 2 shot session with a cute welsh escort
Never hooked up with a hooker or prostitute, just been to a few Asian massage parlors. They tend to be a little cheaper, no rush for to get a room, sometimes they will shower you off and give you a decent massage... then depending on how much extra pay, depends on what you get.
I do realize that with them, it's about what they want, and not you... and with hookers you can pay them to pretty much do everything you want.
>>708261040
20000 ????????????? W T F
Was she a 10!?
well i got a gf , and one time i fucked a hooker , she fuck's like a god. i thinking about next hooker but idk i afraid of hiv or something
>>708267190
That or her having a cooch that hasn't been reamed out by a couple dozen guys that week.
>>708266899
>>708267422
I swear you retards scared of HIV are the biggest faggots.
It's not like in this day and age it's not a manageable disease as long as you get tested early and take your meds.
>Have yellow fever
>Stay up late at night browsing backpage for Asian escorts
I really have to get rid of this yellow fever.
>>708267469
could not ignore that, could not fuck that, you guys are heroes
>>708265685
I'll take shit that never happened for 400 alex.
>>708259600
My only experience with a prostitute.
>Live in London and work at a pub.
>Just finished a 16 hour shift that culminated in drinking a bunch of alcohol and smoking a bunch of weed to come down from work stress.
>It's about 6 am and I'm tired/drunk/high as shit.
>My tube card is out of money and I'm looking for a place to recharge it.
>The streets are empty and the sun is just coming out.
>Encounter a woman and smile at her because we make eye contact.
>She asks me "you looking for business?"
>I look at her bleary eyed and go "what?"
>She says "Would you like to buy some sex?"
>Sex is the last thing I want so I try to say no thank you in a polite way.
>She keeps pressing on and I end up telling her that I don't really like the idea of buying the affections of others.
>She still presses on and goes on some spiel about it being okay because I'm such a nice guy.
>I end up saying "look, I'm drunk, stoned and dead tired. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to get it up."
>She finally leaves me alone and I go find a kiosk where I can put money on my tube card.
>>708267589
don't see this hooker
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEA94c5hqD9/
For you sickos.
Thailand is over unless you want lady's boys or average Asian street meat.
Go to Vietnam or Cambodia for cheap prime cuts, just so young and tender.
Hell in vietnam I hired a whore to follow me for a week for 200 bucks to be my alarm clock and suck me awake every morning and be my interpreter. I then paid to fuck a freshly dead chick and finish in the living chicks mouth. Those tears wipe away quick with American money.
There is also a place in Russia where the pipe in women from north Korean camps to act as sex slaves, you pay for them by the month....
>>708267654
street hookers are the worst idea for sex as they rip you off. Rather be prepared to pay more and get more
>>708267683
Pics or it didn´t happened.
>>708263420
>>708267785
I've never really been interested in buying sex.
I just wanted to contribute with my one experience of a hooker.
You can also pay for a BJ , safe and cheaper
>>708267683
>I then paid to fuck a freshly dead chick
10/10 do want
>>708267683
illegal in russia. Didnt want to get caught when I am there
Find hooker on BP
Find real ID(must don't use real names)
set everything up for date
get session for free so I don't tell her husband
WINNING
>>708267654
a decent human on 4chan, rare
>>708259600
I fucked your mom a couple of times
>>708265222
I am going to lay out the uncomfortable truth here
All women are whores
Not all whores are women
All it takes it one sloot and BOOM we have a breeding ground.
Some social diseases are hereditary
All others are preventable.
>>708264713
>>708267980
It's not as fun as I thought it would be m8. But it's one for the memory banks, to watch the living whore silently sobbing as she watched me pour Swiss Navy over that dead cunt and fuck it till I blasted throat batter into her open teary eyed mouth. She threatened to leave and turn me in, but I threw an extra 100 at her and she just shut up.
Terrible experience, but still whack to the degradation factor
>>708268115
>>708268091
either that or he knows a narc when he sees one.
>>708268243
Nah I didn't get narc vibes from her.
I just genuinely didn't want to fuck.
Much less pay for it as well.
ok i'll make it short:
>be me
>20yo german dude living in bavaria near boarder cz and austria.
>friend invites me to fuck some hoes in cz
>theres puffs in every little shithole you never wanna visit
>we end up in a super strange "house"
>I'm nervous and uncomfortable
>i just never were in a situation where you sit around on couches and girls start dancing in front of you and sit on you
>decide on girl
>fuck it we doin 2on2
>start going to room with my mate and two hookers
>they shower us
>they compliment me on my big dick
>huge hahaha they say
>sexy time is starting
>at first im hard but then
>i lose touch totally
>wonder how i ended up in this situation
>could not enjoy.jpeg
>goflat.exe
>hooker thinks its because of the condom
>takes it off and slides it in her cunt
>wtfman
>never get hard again, spend last 30 minutes eating one of those too out
>the fuck am i doing
> the next months i have strong paranoia about me gottten aids
and thats the only time i fucked a hoe.
I would need to practice to treat em right and get comfortable about me fucking some totally random person i dont even know the name
anyways, when this happened i had slept with like 10-15 girls hundreds of times. still failed like a total virgin
>>708268213
how horrible was the dead pussy?
>>708268344
eating a whores pussy
I hope you never forget that taste
>>708268003
Yeah it's illegal but you have to keep the immigrant and low wage railway workers happy somehow.
Just like how Russia overlooks buying slaves to do lumberjack work from north korea, they do the same thing with sex slaves provided you know the right people and grease the local cops hands.
not a hooker, but I had a sugar baby for a year and a half.
it was an arrangement. She was going to law school, 28 year old. I'm 40. I paid her rent and utilities ($1200 a month) and I basically got to fuck the shit out of her. I only saw her 2-3X a month, so it was probably the same as seeing an escort, but this was much better for me.
I cared for her, it wasn't love, but I genuinely cared for her.
We'd go out on dates, I'd take her shopping, etc. She looks like Arianny Celeste. 5'6,36D, 115 lb. In no world am I banging a chick this hot without money, so I was pretty happy.
It just ended recently when she finished school back in May this year.
I miss her, and haven't found a replacement for the amazing sex we had. It's always better when you get used to each other, and there's some feelings.
I do miss how geniunely turned on she got. Dripping wet when she came. that's kind of what I don't get with escorts...the genuine feeling of real sex. escorts and prostitutes is just assisted masturbation in my eyes.
>>708268543
would try if could speak better russian so I could deal with the cops. nvm fucked a girl for free there
>>708268344
>>708268404
Well it was pretty bad. Imagine trying to fuck a mid weight punching bag, you have to do all the manual lifting. Like spread the legs to far, and the whole lifeless lump rolls off the table, or constantly having to Swiss navy your dick because there is no lube, and there is almost not traction beyond the entrance so it's like stick your dick in an uncooked processed turkey, just hot dog in a hallway kind of feeling.
>>708268559
good hookers don't sell sex, they sell an illusion. Seems like you got a good one
>>708264713
nigga what
Story time for /b/
Happened about a few years ago I guess
>Be me, old teenager
>be latino fag
>Have tried a few prostitutes cause I suck at convincing a girl to fuck
>Into curvy girls, see an ad online
>I find one
>Holyy shit
>Huge boobs, nobody else had them like that.
>I call her, we agree to meet up.
>She has family in another city (Latacunga) so she goes there every weekend
>I call her at the time we agreed to meet
>Bitch is already traveling to that city
>Pretty pissed, find another prostitute and fuck her instead
>About two weeks later I'm bored as hell
>Go into facebook on my phone, see that I can sync my contacts
>Fuck yeah
>I have Angelica's number
>Sync that one, see her real name's Noelia Zambrano
>dumbass synced her "work" number with facebook
>Turns out she uses her own personal phone to receive calls from clients
>No even other prostitutes were dumb enough
>Her profile was the only only that synced out of all the hooker numbers
>I check her profile, all her pics are public
>Stalk her till I get bored
>go to sleep
>Next day, horny as hell. Think about saving money to fuck that girl
>A week passes, pretty much forgot about it and kept on jacking off
>Thinking I may fuck her in maybe a month or so
>About a month later
>I get picked up by my driver in the morning to go to school (I was younger, fuck off)
>He always puts the radio on the morning news
>I'm untangling my earphones when I hear that a girl named Noelia Zambrano was fucking murdered in Latacunga
>Holy shit
>I think about it in school, but I just assume it was another girl
>Go home
>Get in facebook, go to her profile
>She's fucking dead
>Her friends grieving in the comment section of her profile picture
That's my first dead hooker experience
Not much, but for my age it's something
You can look her up on facebook, just search Noelia Zambrano and she's right there
It says: colegio NACIONAL NOCTURNO ATUNTAQUI
Latacunga
Pic related, it's her
Where are some places around NY that won't get you collared?
>>708268837
thanks, thats about what i expected, still want to try it tho
>>708265989
I honestly think i'd fuck it in the ass.
>>708268945
holy shit anon she's ugly as fuck but engaging and true story so props
>Lost my virginity to one at 15.
>Girl was about 26-27 and a bit fat but fuck, perhaps it was the fact that we were kids (we were at a friend's apartment, his mom left to the supermarket) that turned she on, she fucked me really good and had a really nice hot talk while doing it.
>Fucked her for about 45 minutes, friends watching most of the time.
>Near the end we were fucking/talking and she talked about her kid
>She felt bad about it obviously and returned to fucking
>Semen.jpg
>"really nice kiddo!" giggles.
>14yo friend is next, he doesn't want to be seen so he and the hooker get in another room and he stacks all he can so we wouldn't be able to open the door.
>5 minutes later the hooker bursts into laugh, my friend had come at the oral stimulation.
>Call it a day.
>14 friend is fucking scared in secret, he thinks he has aids now.
>next monday I was called to the principal's office
>catholic school, main sister gives me a very awkward talk
>apparently our dumb ass friend told his parents about it including names, they were furious about it.
>Principal was visually very nervous, she don't wanted that kind of shit to hit the news.
>Told her it was all BS, she doesn't believe me but she agrees not to tell my mum.
>Case closed but from that point my friend's parents always give me a death stare.
...........
>Friend 13yo sis becomes my GF.
>just out of a relationship
>decide to get hooker
>check craigslist (back in the day)
>see girl looking for "roses"
>go back and forth to set up a time
>she asks me what I want to pay (really? I can decide?)
>offer her $100 for an hour. she says OK
>she comes over my place
>cute, modestly dressed, maybe 25
>go into bedroom and start undresing (she does too, without asking for the cash)
>climb into bed
>she sucks me, rides me and I blow in about 20 minutes
>rather than saying OK, give me the money, she tells me I still have 40 minutes
>round 2
>fucking her, switch to anal. no discussion before hand
>she's making all the right sounds but they sort of sound like what you'd hear on a porn movie, not natural
>finish after 50 minutes
>hand her the $100
>she leaves
>call her a week later, no answer
>call again, no answer
>finally calls me back. tells me I was her first time hooking (pretty obvious, no?) and stopped after me
>but wants to do me again, same deal
>>708269019
Visit beautiful Vietnam, go out to the country side. Take abut 2 grand and live like a king for a month.
Also out in the village in cambodia people will try to sell you their daughters for 40 bucks American.
>>708266408
Everytime I respond to a craigslist hooker ad near my area it's a different girl I went to school with. I knew we had a lot of sluts in my high school. I didn't realize it was all of them.
>>708267908
It's not safe. Herpes and all kinds of other nasty shit can spread through oral.
>>708269368
lucky bastard, I wish I could fuck half of my school's generation.
>>708259600
Love hookers, so much fun.
Absolutely Horrendus. There are no redeeming physical features whatsoever. So I jerk off to porn nearly every night and eat me own cum, hoping that each time if would bringing me closer to death.
>oh and I also draw from time to time.
<pic related
>>708265499
Did it hiss at penis?
>>708269340
Elaborate.
>>708269493
what? why you eat your own cum??????????????????????????
>>708269445
It's not just people I graduated with either it's people who graduated later.
I think I just about paid and fucked two generations of varsity cheerleaders from my school.
>I
>17 years
>I will go to Spain to friends and holidays
>It is a disease on the first day
>Friends all have been intends tonight
>And, stay home to rest
>To sleep
>At 3:00 am, returns awakening the powerful hooker 4 (three of my friends, but there was)
>"Oh, one of them, we are you in, I thought to be able to use some of the cheer, is your order Anon"
>Girls just to go to bed (perhaps in the 40s, his face has a look at the shit)
>You down the pants
>boner.png
>I came after about 20 seconds
Cleaning of more than me of the intense heat
>Vomiting of dress
>Cry in Spanish
>Another prostitute of money on her and her clothes, while not rest begins at everyone,
>A friend of mine is to get your purse, give almost all of their money to them
>Too sick to do something
>Or from Spain
Need more hookers in this thread. yall anons are not working hard enough.
>>708269698
Risky as fuck, perhaps in a very isolated village or something but still very risky.
Got a hooker in Rio.
Never. Fucking. Do. THAT.
I was drugged and bitch literally stole everything I had down to my pants and I woke up in some slum area. Glad to this day someone didn't just kill me then and there and had a friend looking for me.
>>708260085
One advantage of running a small business- an ad in a local psper can produce an never ending stream of broke, young girls...
and damn I miss being a restaurant manager....
>>708269800
story good. more post
>>708269800
And when reaching into do that one, she has it?
>>708269493
Terrible drawing
>>708269800
Nigga wut
>be cook working at pizza parlor
>hookers come in for a slices
>hookers always nice hookers always tip
>busy weekend night
>6/10 petite hooker comes in
>asks if we can charge her phone
>say okay let her plug it in
>closing time
>realize hooker phone is still here
>look outside to see if she around
>pimp car in our alley
>hear pimp yelling at petite hooker
>slaps her slaps again and again
>manager tells me to check it out
>go and peek
>see pimp slappin hooker on side of dumpster
>go back in load potato cannon
>"THIS will make him leave"
>pimp is yelling at hooker on ground
>sneak up from side ready fire boom!
>potato right to side of pimps head
>wtf? i wasnt really even aiming
>pimp is out cold bleeding
>hooker screams runs off
>standing there thinking i killed pimp
>ahh fuck it..frisk down pimp
>take pimp cash
>take pimp phone
>take pimp weed
>take pimp car keys
>go through pimp car
>find more money
>find revolver
>find more weed
>find another phone
>pop trunk ho lee shit
>bags and bags of weed
>run inside get trash bags
>take errything
>manager comes out laughing
>looks like murder scene
>blood coming out pimp ears
>blood coming out of pimp eyes
>manager goes back in
>comes out with wrench
>his truck needs a new battery
>proceeds to steal pimp car battery
>we laugh lock up and go home
>leave pimp in alley
>no fucks given
mfw: that was the best night ever
>>708269907
so what did your friend do when you were drugged and taken to a fucking slum? sounds like a shitty friend
Guys I'm in garden Grove, near Anaheim, where the hookers at here?
Hookers sure are scary.
>>708268837
thats crazy
how did you find the dead chick in the first place? was she killed for you? was she leaking shit while you fucked her?
>>708261486
There are plenty of ...umm.. "brokers'..available for high end gentlemen that want to get you whomever you want. Actresses, models whatever are usually for sale- I mean "available for hire"
i'm seeing a distinct lack of hookers in this hookers thread. Feelsbadman.
>>708270048
Never change, UK...
Looks like Kings Lynn kek
best $40 spent
>>708270030
I hope its true, another mexican I guess
>>708265685
Awesome you committed murder. You must feel very proud.
$50 us for 1 hour, would you do her?, local hooker.
>>708266148
can confirm
I saw my cousin eating stippers pussy on table in strip joint
btw I lived in mexico for 10 years best time of my life
>>708270183
That picture disturbs me the more I look at it.
>>708262117
Hear a funny story about a 9th grade class's field trip to NYC... one kid was gonna get some- so he paid a Times Square hooker- to french kiss him.
Only experience I've ever had was in Amsterdam banged a hot 8/10 euro trash girl from Czech Republic. She was super nice and friendly even lied about how big my average pecker was. Totally stress free I repeated a couple of times while I stayed there. I also tried an Italian girl with a smocking body and so-so face but I had bad whiskey dick so I couldn't last more than 6 mins with her before walking out in shame.
>>708270130
Funny I was actually at a bar, drinking with locals I just met. We got pretty hammered stepped out for a smoke with one guy. Turns out he worked at the provincial morgue, said for 50 bucks he could leave me alone there for a couple hours no questions.
So of course I did it. Like doing coke in Columbia, how do you say no to life enriching experiences?
>>708270048
We were a party of 3, we seperated as I went to fuck that bitch and they stayed in some club.
They started looking for me the next morning when they found out they were unable to contact me.
>>708270220
is this chick from nc?
>>708266023
Whenever, pimps are involved you just leave get the fuck out. Always looks for girls who are independent or at the least go to the massage parlours.
>>708269698
I went back packing. Had a hell of a time, left with 5 grand and came back with enough stories to last me a life time, also gonreah...
>girl at my college admitted she payed tuition by hooking.
> she came over to my place for drinks.
>i asked her if we could hook up, i could pay, or if that offended her.
>she said i didnt have to pay this time.
>
> didnt pay the next 3 times either.
>
>she said she liked me, and wondered if i wanted to date her seriously.
>i asked if she'd quit her "job".
>she said she couldnt afford to.
>
>fucked her. Paid her this time. Told her to leave.
>>708270030
Did she ever get her phone back
>>708270697
you considered for a second a relationship with an active whore?
I had realtionship for two month with stripper. could stand her doing private shows
>>708263227
BEST way ti hire an escort- is to offer her money to have lunch.
Cops won't do it
It let's you check her out in the light- so if it doesn't work out- no big deal.
That's the safest way I've ever heard of hiring escorts.
You can also try hiring her for a 'photo shoot" instead of lunch.
UC cops won't spend that much time on a single bust, so they'll find someone easier to arrest.
>>708270170
I don't know anything about such brokers.
I have trouble making contact with people in general, I have nice things but I've heard girls say that I 'look like I don't want to be bothered' on the street, in bars or whatever and while that's true I have no interest in dumb bitches, still would like to fuck sometime, preferably with little risk of AIDS.
tl:dr have nice things, how to get hands full of fuck ?
>>708270423
No TX
>>708264272
I'd rather die than be a 30 year old virgin
something to think about....
>>708270809
I never considered a relationship.
I just wasn't arguing with her when she said i didnt have to pay her. Figured she enjoyed banging me.
Once i realized she had Feelings for me tho... It was quit being a whore or it aint happening
>>708264706
>>708264706
Just you Schlomo...
>>708268945
>"Huge boobs"
>Posted image with maybe a C cup
KYS faggot
>>708271132
You wouldn't.
>>708270686
That is trivial money, sounds fun but how do I start ? Could fly or sail to combodia or something but I mean if I drive out into the countryside there I don't know the language there is no infrastructure etc. I mean just locals how the fuck can you do anything there ? I dont understand.
>>708261327
>you're not really are a man
nigger you're paying for someone to fuck you, there's no pride or moral high ground.
>>708263347
this is the plot to Biloxi Blues starring Matthew Broderick you stupid fakefag
>>708266148
Good Ol'e TJ was it Chicago club?
>>708270030
hahahah fuckin hell..laughed so hard.
100% troll...but funniest story i've read today, ty /b/ro
>>708271179
good
>>708270341
where do you live. With this body it has to be scam
>>708269800
Your English is immaculate
>>708271333
It easy I went and got a map in English from the state dept resources , then bought a motorcycle for 160 bucks, out fitted for another 100 plus labor.
Then found an English speaking (limited mind you) whore, and paid her to be my blow job alarm clock, tour guide, and interpreter.
Was super easy, a few times I paid for local off duty cops to act as body guards for me. All in all was pretty easy, unlike russia
>>708271746
not that dude but could easily be eastern bloc whores they might have a meth out face but bodies are always quality
>>708259600
My lost of virginity and first hooker
>be virgin 24y
>go to creta and find red light area
>get near blackout drunk at evening (fuck raki), >go in first brothel type place I see
>old woman comes to tell me how it works ect
>shows me around my aged ukrainan girl
>40€
>Fuck yeah
>whisky dick
>fuck no, fap for a while, while licking her pussy and small talking
>sweet girl, but basically told me to come again as soon as she realized I could not get it hard
>At second night go to other place
>Chat with Olga, that is only wearing net like lingering
>Older and certainly colder than previous girl
>40€ again
>true professional, slips condom on soft penis and proceeds to suck, handjob and ride me
>left as soon as I come.
Really enjoyed it and probally going again, but this time in Warsaw.
>>708261486
If you are rich than just fuck high quality escorts.
If you can afford a couple grand I'd recommend fucking pornstars as they have rigorous testing in their industry and usually make clients show STD checks(the ones who are doing it right do, if they don't want a panel from you I'd advice avoiding them if you're super scared of aids).
Any hooker over 700 dollars an hour isn't fucking ghetto trash so aids isn't a worry and most women who are super pricey are pretty picky about who they fuck so once you get to that level worrying about disease isn't really important/
Also in general AIDS is overblown, it's very difficult to catch as a man having non anal sex. Like the chance of getting aids as a man from penis in vagina sex that's unprotected with a person who's known to have aids is 1/500, numbers are even lower if the person is unknown to have aids and the numbers are astronomically low if you use a condom. If you wanna play it even safer there is medication that can be taken before having sex with someone who may potentially have aids that makes it even less likely.
>>708267589
me too https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/
>>708260085
>>708266253
Broke 3 condoms ona mexicna hookers in Nuevo Laredo...lived to tell about it after I ended up barbacking her.
( i have a big cock and evidently mexican rubbers are low quality and small)
Only had 3 little rubber band looking things at the base of my cock- so I don't know if the broken condoms were still all up in side her..kek
>>708270231
es tico from costa rica originally.
>>708270752
yeah she came back the next night, looked all beat up. never saw the pimp ever again. still wonder if he died.
I fuck hookers and keep their profile pictures. Don't know why maybe to remind me of how much money I wasted on them?
And it's not complete, some girls I just forgot to add.
>>708271819
Whats up in Russia ? there at least I would know the language at least because of business crap.
>>708260291
>love eating street hooker
and obviously the toxic man goo of their last customers
There's rules to this shit, /b/oys.
1) No kissing.
2) I don't give a fuck, always use a condom.
3) Never take her to your parent's house to fuck (you may have to pay for a hotel room).
4) You can fuck in your car, make sure it's not too conspicuous.
5) Don't treat her any better than you would anyone else just because it's a chick. Treat her like a piece of shit if you have to.
>>708259600
I have a big butt, pretty much a girl's if I shaved, after we fucked, she asked if I wanted her to eat my ass, no charge.
Made me shave it and spent about an hour with me on my knees and elbows getting my ass licked and she started jerking me off while doing it.
Only really weird part was that she told me to call her mommy and I was "baby boy".
Meet up a few more times, no charge.
8/10, would do it again, but I don't like the loss of control.
> browse a hookup forum
> find underage hooker uo for car date
> few days before I turn 18, she didn't mind
> meet up, pay her
> fuck her in an old bunker, I'm a Dutchfag so lots of those just lying around
> she's fucking great, and I nut in her mouth
> little does she know I partly nutted on the fur that's on her jacket
> we leave, say goodbye, she walks off with my nut still in the fur
Shit was cash
>
>>708272193
6) Don't eat that pussy
>>708266408
Where are the weird hooker stories???
>>708261890
>fucking whore pick-pocketed my can of fucking coke
I don't know why I found this so fucking funny.
>>708262398
best way to prevent whores from taking shit from your car is not to have that shit available to them.
I lock everything of value in the trunk and carry only the money I need to rent them.
>>708265685
>>708266991
Yep. should have just put her face down and ass up and gotten your money's worth out of her.
That's why you don't pay everything up front.
>>708268070
Elaborate
>>708272110
Well if you go out to the north, where they are doing serious labor projects in forestry, they bring in slave labor from North Korea, along with it they can bring female North Korean Sex slaves, but that is super hush hush.
But Russia in general outside of Moscow is a shit show. Corrupt cops probably took more than 1200 bucks us from me in bribes just so I could get around. Got jumped by filthy slavs, caucasians, and assholes.
Out around you can find 14 year old heroine addicts trying to suck you off for 5 dollars, but you always have to be on guard that it isn't a set up in russia.
I kept cash under the inserts in my shoes, and in a fake barbersol can, after being robbed out right 2 times, and shaken down by cops another dozen times.
>>708270341
Looks hot, but how does she preform? 50$ is quite cheap
>>708272018
Did you wear 3 condoms on top of each other? That's a surefire way to break them.
Also, I have an average dick but the condom broke because this was second or third round and she wasn't all that wet and I went in like a fucking jackhammer.
It gave me the scare of my life. Wasn't fun having to get a morning after pill for her and then having to get a pregnancy test. Crisis averted though, she didn't get preggo.
http://seattle.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/caucasian-ts-alex-looking-to-satisfy-u/22033633
I did this on one time in seattle. she just blew me. it was fun she was very nice
>>708263024
In my area, they place their ads in the
"therapeutic services category.
Legit massage places will usually state "registered" or "licensed".
>>708266410
Nah, man. You paid 600 for a bj and an asswhooping.
>>708263420
>she no fucky sucky long time
>she no fi dolla
So I went to Thailand for a semester, and I kept saying how I was going to fuck a lady-boy. well when the time came to get down and dirty, I pussied out because she had a 8" on her, I shit you not. I left like a bitch and possibly with my life. that area was sketchy as shit
Fucked at least 50 Tijuana hookers from stripclubs/brothels like Hong Kong and adelitas. So many 10's and all between the ages of 18-21.
>>708272653
reviews (and I do mean reviews) are good for this girl, hooker forum.
>>708272094
Neat, share?
>>708265989
Martin Shkreli never looked so good
>>708264713
>>708273092
link to forum?
>>708266410
We're saying you're a stupid cunt that has too much money for his own good.
>>708273081
I can go there soon, best place in tij for good young hookers?
>>708263347
fake and gay
>>708272094
Share the one with the biggest tits
>>708273176
it's in spanish, mexican forum: http://sexxxyprovincia.forumfree.it/
>>708273137
yup shit was crazy, wonder why this had to happen to me
>>708265348
What happen next?
>>708270030
So the pimp or his guys never came at your pizza place?
>be me, 21, first time with a hooker, just decide to go for it
>backpage, find cute redhead
>meet about an hour later in her hotel room, not as cute as her pic but still attractive
>shes giving me head, great head but really sloppy, like she's barely paying attention
>speech all slurred, eyes unfocused, she literally passes out while riding my cock
>check her vitals, she's fine just unconscious, probably pills
>fuck it, keep going
>do all the nasty shit she wanted me to pay extra for, anal, facefucking, etc. use her like a ragdoll
>cum all over her face and leave her there
>get out of there with no trouble, great success
>>708259600
Prob fucked over 40 escorts in the south Cali area. AMA
>>708272588
I want ruined russian princesses stroking my grim rock
>>708273081
ya been there too. fun place lots of hot women
>>708272094
This was the first hooker I saw. Developped a big titty fetish after that for 2 years. Now I like them skinny.
>>708273609
this isn't reddit, fagot
>>708263573
>lesser asian countries
>korea
lol
>>708271878
I dont have any connections in that world though, Im not gonna go through shady, seedy bars until I stumble upon somone willing to offer more high-end stuff.
>>708259600
>be me, age 21
>be at a 711 in a sketchy part of town buying beer right before 2am cutoff
>leaving when mid 40's lady pulls up in a raggedy hoopty cadillac and pulls up to a gas pump
>"hey there cutie. care if i have one of those?"
>im drunk so im like "ok", give her a beer
>she cracks it open and chugs the whole thing
>"Listen, i really need about 30 bucks for gas. Could you let me have some money?"
>"well I'm kind of broke honestly"
>"Shit... well, do you know anyone that wants to have their dick sucked?"
>lol "no, sorry"
>"how much do you have? you're cute and i want to suck your cock"
>drunk so im like, fuck it, "shit, like 7 bucks?"
>"go throw it on this pump, then come back and jump in"
>throw 7 bucks on the gas pump, jump in the car, drink a beer while shes pumping gas
>she pulls in behind a rite aid, parks the car and kills the lights and pulls a condom out and says "mmm, get that dick out"
>whip out my cock and she puts the condom on with her mouth
>gives me a phenomenal blowjob, i only last about 3 minutes
>she takes the condom off careful not to spill anything, sucks my cum out of it
>"mmm, you taste sweet. You're a sweetheart, here's my number, call me if you ever want that sweet dick sucked or need a fuck
>she asks for another beer and drops me off a block away from my apartment
I never called her back, but it was extremely exciting and I still get horny thinking about it sometimes, even though she was pretty haggard lol. Just the ease of access and casualness of it turns me on though
>>708272094
This one was my favorite. We'd regularly go out to have a drink and she would pay ! In the end shed paid back the fuck sessions with drinks
Did try to find a decent hooker in st petersburg. All profiles fake. Never was the girl on the picture. Every hooker there with a "busted counter" WTF
left country without having sex. lmap
>>708273623
Super easy to do friend, just get outside Moscow or st. Petes.
I had an easy 10/10 that just started down her heroin melt down, so she was still hot. I got her for 150 bucks a day, all day. I assume fucked her, made her suck me off in a few restaurants. Best part was after she'd shoot up, she'd beg me to fuck her. Was nice having a disposable personal aryan cum dump.
>>708273713
nnniiiiiiicccceeeee
>>708273972
so what was the condom for!?
This girl had the hottest body but the sex was meh. In my years of hobbying I learned that the best sex you'll ever have is with 28-35 years old hookers who like their job and know what they're doing. Stay aways from the young perfect pussy.
>>708274107
But of course there are exceptions. This is the greatest piece of ass I fucked. She was very young and loved the dick
>>708273998
Also never trust the Internet in Russia friend. Meet your whores in bars or strip clubs. I got my 10/10 in Ufa
>>708274069
Professionalism mostly... Most guys don't want to risk catching shit so she put the rubber on to either prevent that from happening if she had something, or to make the guy feel safer even if she didn't.
>>708267422
I only see 18 to 20 yo escorts and I raw dog em. It's relatively difficult to get aids via penis in vagina sex. I never even consider anal though.
Thanks to you guys I now wanna fuck a hooker
>>708274233
>>708274314
>>she takes the condom off careful not to spill anything, sucks my cum out of it
if you say so, epic if true ;) congratz
I have a fetish for young, poor, petite, dumb, uneducated, naiive, inexperienced, drunk whores with nothing going for them in life but I fear the AIDS.
It's a paradox really, I could afford the higher end but those dolls do not arouse me nearly as much, I wanna drink homebrew vodka with rusty tap water fucking them on their parents' dusty old sofa while their handicapped grandmother watches mexican soap operas in the next room. After fucking them I want to hear them talk about how they cant afford their next heating bill. Then I want to get in my bentley and drive off, waiting for them to SMS me the next day.
>>708274340
her ass was and still is unbelievable.
>>708274069
there are guys who insist on condoms and guys who try to force prostitutes not to use condoms even if they insist. It's most of the time like this that they use it and wait if the guy asks otherwise.
>be me about 20 years ago
>aspiring stand up comedian in the Arizona area
>after shows my buddy and I would get wasted ad drive up and down the streets harassing hookers
>one night while doing this, we turn at an intersection and see and obviously male hooker dressed as a female
>as we slow down to make the turn it gets in and starts yelling to drive, something about someone with a gun following it.
>once we put it in drive the tranny speaks up again
>"I'll suck both yo dick fo fifteen dolla"
>friend and I look at eachother
>fuck it, for fifteen bucks it looks enough like a chick
>before I even answer it takes my dick out and starts blowing me
>give it the fifteen bucks and it guides us down a bunch of back roads
>wind up at dead end
>as shes going to work I feel a hand in my back pocket
>calmly, since it has my dick in its mouth, I ask "Hey, whatre ya doing?"
>to which it replies "I DIDNT TOUCH YO WALLET, WHY YOU ACCUSING ME OF TAKIN YO WALLET..."
>reaches down to the floor and hands me my wallet
>only thing left in there was a fifty dollar bill which is now gone
>i start trying to act tough and yelling at her
>she takes my head and slams it into the dashboard
>I grab the rollbar of the jeep and full force kick her in the stomach
>I get out on the other side of the jeep, holding my wallet like a gun
>"Give me my fucking money before I blow your head off!"
>this barely phases her
>meanwhile, my friend is scrambling like a headless chicken being absolutely useless
>the hooker takes off running
>with no more dignity we get back in the car and head home
>the car ride is absolutely silent, you can cut the tension with a knife
>five minutes out from home my buddy starts laughing
>kind of angry I glare at him
>he blurts out, laughing, "You got your dick sucked by a guy!"
mfw he's the faggot who waited in line to get his dick sucked by a guy
>>708274107
Dumb ass. What I learned in the 8 years of fucking hookers is that pussy is pussy. Hot/old/young/skinny/fat you never know how good the pussy will be. If ANYTHING it's you that hypes it up bc all pussy is the same. If you feel connection, the sex can be great.
>>708274233
where did you get her?
>>708274412
I'm not the guy telling the story... and I assume she wasn't worried about catching anything from him, she just wanted the client to feel safer
>>708274416
Again go to lesser known cities like ufa, or milnsk.
If you have a car, you don't even have to pay out right for sex. They think you'll be their savior boyfriend and take then from their miserable Russian lives. But it does piss of local boys, so like I said in Russia watch your back.
>>708271492
Las chevelas
>>708269254
kek
>>708274586
>>708274458
>>708274314
well, didnt expect that, I dont have much experience with condoms ;) fucked my exes in the butt or pussy when heavy bleeding
I was 15 and the bitch started sucking my dick so violently that I told her to stop and slept next to her the whole hour mins I paid for. Her head was slamming against my belly like punches of a 200kg guy... fucking bitch, why you a whore if you not gonna work it good.
Other time one friend and his brother locked me in their car with a transvestite and threw money inside for a blowjob, I was scared, never fucked a trans before. He/she started sucking my dick, which is big, so He/she loved and asked me to fuck him/her, for free, saying that she wanted my big dick and cum inside his/her asshole. so I did, I had unprotected sex with a transvestite.
>>708273713
Which one is that?
>>708273081
grew up in imperial beach, used to go to tj every weekend. now live in ensenada. hookers here are so much hotter than tj hookers.
pic related
>>708269883
not my hooker or my cock/
>>708260291
>12
>you have at least 12 of these
Why??
>>708274754
gives me shivers
>>708268945
what a diva
>>708270030
the manager part was too good
>>708273713
More of the titcow.
>>708265109
bad country to go to for prostitution.
Decent whores won't look at you, 2/10 whores that nobody wants will charge you an arm and a leg. Any decent whore you get there will be korean, chinese, russian or east asian, she will cost three times more that she would have on her native country
>>708275266
>>708275315
That sounds grim, I like Japan. How the fuck could it have gotten that bad anon ? tell me
>>708275057
after my dick went to sleep I realized what I had done, couldn't touch anything or myself on the trip back, the minute I got home I took an ice cold shower for almost an hour thinking about what went wrong with all my life.
>>708265109
>bad country to go to for prostitution.
worst country to go for prostitution,
Prices, legality, mafia, girls
DONT
>>708273176
The erotic review (aka TER) is a site for reviews and finding legit girls.
I started to post a story of getting a porn actress as a present from my now ex wife for a threesome but my phone bugged out and not typing it on here all over again.
>>708269916
Describe what the ad was like to target the proper audience?
>>708269800
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>>708273302
First place you should check out is definitely Hong Kong, they have a lot of hot chicks , emphasis on "a lot" . The place is huge and has a really neat vibe. Lots of security. Only problem is that he beer is hella expensive, $9 a bottle. Another bit of advice is don't let the first chick to sit on your lap be the one you take upstairs, you'll regret it, because there are probably hotter chicks in the building , you just gotta look around.
>>708270863
You need a "fixer"..a guy with contacts.. a bartender, a car valet, the girl that guts your hair... those kind of people will help in your search.
Or get dressed nicely,a nd hit up some of teh bars at nicer hotels downtown- they will find you.
or if you're cheap - go to hotel bars near the airport.... ask the bartenders and other guys at the hotel where you could 'meet some girls".
>>708275430
This one is the latest Im banging. At least twice a month. She's making my dick happy.
>>708275729
totally above average. are you a millionaire
