>>708173840 Cont ITT: We tell what secrets that could
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708173840 Cont
ITT: We tell what secrets that could ruin our life if we shared them. We are all anonymous and nobody will get caught.
My secret is that I commit arson and burnt down a house in the forest. I had gloves and old shoes I stole from a lost and found. After I burnt down the house, I threw the gloves and shoes in the lake.
Now lets hear your secrets!
I'm the guy who still picks his nose and eats his boogers even though I'm 20.
I used to spread peanut butter on my dick and asshose and let my dog lick it all off.
I'm a faggot who owns this in the pic related
Last thread 404 but in case the anon who was wondering what happened to me in that change room.
>>708186264
Thanks but it's okay. I learned to accept it kind of. What happened happened and I just got to move on.
>>708186394
He would lock the change room and just ask me how I was doing. Then he would take me into the shower so that he could 'help' clean me. I knew he wasn't really trying to help but I just went along with it out of fear. Somedays he would just play around other days he would actually rape me.
>>708187481
Lets see that butthole
Wheres the OP of these pics? I want to see more, maybe add him on kik and see what hes got. turns me on looking at these.
>>708188014
I don't have pics lol
Maybe ill take some tonight when parents go to bed which should have been the case almost 2 hours ago...
Anyway, I'm a bit fat and quite hairy so it wouldn't be that nice, still I'll do my best
When i was 6 my babysitters teenage son would have me eat out and do other things with the girls my age while he jack off onto us.
posted last thread, but i cum in my sisters food. just did it again yesterday.
I molested five of my female cousins when I was in seventh grade. I jacked off onto their clothes. Fingered one when she was asleep on a road trip. Stuffs like that up until sophomore year.
>>708188217
Id love to have been that teenage son lol
>>708188640
greentext now, incest is my fetish tbqhwyf
>>708188552
Im curious, why?
>>708188860
plz i need cummies
>>708188217
Did you end up traumatized or did you take to sex more?
Did the sick fucker ever get caught out?
>>708187243
A popular girl died with her sister and dad when I was in middle school in a car crash, there was nobody around, except me, and I rode out in front of them on my bike and made them crash and went away as fast I could. They all died because ofor me.
>>708188007
diamonds right now
If I knew there were vulnerable, naive girls like you at the local pool I'd be down there every day
>>708188860
Just one because I have too many to tell
> Parent sent me to a Catholic school
> School is an hour drive from home, so I stayed with cousins family and go home on weekend
>The house is pretty small, so they put me and my cousin in one room
>Conservative Christian family, so they trust us
> Start to feel weird toward girls, particularly my cousin
> One night I pretended I was asleep and waited for her to sleep as well
> Waited until I heard light snoring the I moved in closer
Hold on while I type
>>708188930
I just enjoy watching her eat it unknowingly, turns me on like nothing else. Knowing my cum is inside of her body is just so fun to know. I usually cum on our pizza when our parents go out, and one time I remember she said "wow it's really good today!". god that turned me on. I've made her a few shakes and smoothies and put my cum in it, and I've been considering slowly removing some ingredients each time I make her a smoothie, so that each time I make her one there is less of the ingedients and more of my cum. Probably going to start it next week.
Girl who wants this again.
Secret is that I want to be in the middle of a really rough gangbang. Wouldnt ruin my life if people knew I guess, but I'm in a monogamous relationship with a guy who's jealous and vanilla in bed so it'd probably hurt my life a little?
Think about it all the time though
>>708189645
just one???
this had better be good anon
thank ye tho me brotha
No great shakes, but my biggest secret is that every time i fuck my wife, I'm thinking about her sister, and i have a secret stash of candids I've taken of her and a couple nudes i stole from her email.
It'd ruin my life if that old wife find out - divorce, alimony, lost custody of my 2 kids...
>>708189767
Why are you with someone who can't satisfy that side of you?
I have offered several of my coworkers cocaine, got them addicted, and sell them cocaine regularly. I have branched out to maybe 20-30 people, I make great money off of it.
>>708189767
you and 80% of all women
I've never been with a girl who didn't shamefully confess that she's kinda turned on by the idea of being gangraped
>>708188160
im here, posted pretty much all of the ones worth looking at. 404'd before sister post, which is here.
Unfortunately i won't share any videos because of faces. etc.
Cheap hidden cameras are easy enough to find online, i recommend everyone do this, its such a good feeling knowing what every girl around you looks like naked
>>708190206
Damn, that's a shame. Anyways, whats your setup? i've always wanted to buy a camera and do this but I dont know which ones to buy, how to set one up, etc.
>>708190055
For every other reason someone would be a in a relationship. Love, companionship etc. We have lots of great times together, just not a particularly fulfilling sex life. And I daresay there arent that many people who'd be willing to consent to letting there partner go off for bi monthly gangbangs anyway
>>708189524
Also in my junior year of high school I decided to do a school shooting but pussed out because right before I was gonna take the gun out of my backpack and start shooting because I felt really sweaty and nauseous and nervous.
>>708189767
You are most likely not a girl but if you are just tell him the dirty things you want done to you. He probably thinks you're just as lame in bed, just tell him to fucking slap you and hit you and choke you. He probably thinks you wouldn't like that
>>708190327
its some cheap yellow "lighter" that i bought on amazon i think. can take the top off and it looks like a flash drive too. literally set it out in the open kek
I am relatively normal.
One time, however, I think I came in pants while in class during highschool.
That's fucked up school shooter you're a pussy ass bitch for trying that
This isn't me but a good friend of mine killed her abusive boyfriend. He was hooked on heroin and when he took some and passed out she purposely killed him with his own drugs and injected a lethal amount. It was ruled the boyfriend did it to himself
>>708190387
Been there. Ish. Nothing as bad as a school shooting, but i walked away from a bank robbery when i started sweating. And literally ran away from a jewelry store robbery. I was the getaway driver, left my friends hanging. Started shaking and seeing decades of prison in my future if i got caught.
>>708190493
how do you handle battery life? All the cheap ones I've tried require me to go in and set up the cam immediately before they go on, I cant just leave it there for a few hours
>>708189645
> First I went down for some kiss. Her lips were surpringly soft, so I just do that over and over like an addict
> Genuine bliss and ecstasy, lost my mind
> Wasn't enough, not by a long shot
> Hands lifted up her shirt, she was wearing a loose pajama
> Tiny boob and perky nips, doesn't matter and started sucking lightly make sure she doesn't wake up
> Good thing I know how deep she sleep, so I went even bolder
> Tried to pull down her pants, sweat ran down forehead like shower
> Hands went down panties, but discover it was much bushier than I anticipated so I went back
> Drew some courage back up and touched her again
> It was strange with all the pubs in the way, but nonetheless was amazingredients
> Hands traced around her pussy lips, trying to feel every detail
> The aroma from her pussy was addictive, sort of a mix of urine and body shampoo
> Can't handle it anymore started to go down on it
> Lick first the outside, then inside the lips
> Licked like I'll never see it again, up and down her soft pink pussy
> To finish it off, buried myself deep inside it just to get all the scent
> Still didn't know how to Jack off, so I went to bed happy but unsatisfied
>>708190669
Perfect
>>708190757
Thats pretty much it. thats why going swimming worked so well because i more or less planned when they would get naked. you just have to charge it for a little while after each use, battery life is ok, i can probably get away with a 25 min recording before it dies.
In my early 20's I went through counterintelligence with the military, they taught me how to be a master manipulator.
It takes the right kind of woman. I know from the moment I meet her that she'll be my pet. I have developed short term relationships with maybe 10 women, I become their boyfriend, I slowly introduce new sexual things to them. Eventually I can make them do whatever I want. I have them wear collars and walk on hands and knees like dogs. Extensive BDSM. It gets to a point where they think they need it. Eventually I get bored with them and dump them. Usually they contact me in the future saying I ruined their sex life, they can't enjoy regular sex anymore.
>>708187243
I stole a car with my racist friend from Liverpool. We saw a Rasta crossing the road and instead of slowing down, he sped up and ran the guy over. The windscreen cracked where his head hit. There was a deadlock stuck too to the broken glass. We took the car to a field did and burnt it.
My friend thought it was hilarious and still laughs about it when we have a drinking/smoking session
>>708191653
kekked
>counterintelligence taught me to find sub girls and get them to act like subs
gr8 b8 m8
I killed a young man in the early 2000s.
Same age as me. We were friends, it was counted as suicide. My wife knows and tells me not to worry. But I still get letters from his mother on Christmas.
>>708192160
Not so much "find subs" but more convince people they enjoy things that they really don't
>>708189421
No he never got caught like that, both our parents had money and it got better. I mean... Im tramutized but not the way you think. I honestly enjoyed it... I would already get erections at that point. Im also technically a pedo, but i would never seek that shit out or act on it. Personally i believe we have an extremly flawed view on children and sexuality. I mean we make then feel so guilty dor their natural urges for years and years and then out of no where just say its ok. The feeling of enjoying it all and then being made to feel so guilty and dirty is the reason im mentally fucked. Bot because of what he did. We were never hurt or really forced.
>>708192458
>it takes the right kind of woman
closet subs who haven't realised it yet. You introduce them to it, and they don't like 'regular sex' because nothing compares to the kink you're into.
I do the same thing m8, it's a good hobby
>>708191653
Any secrets you can teach us?
Know of any texts or books that could teach?
>>708192816
It's kind of disgusting though, like these women get fucking crazy like they need you like their life depends on it. You try to leave and they act like nobody is going to treat them like a dumb slut in bed ever again.
>>708193078
comes with the territory. If you're specifically chasing women who want to be owned and controlled and dependent on somebody, they will become dependent on you. If you want a woman who's self reliant and emotionally stable you going about it the wrong way.
>>708192177
Damn, story?
>>708191653
nice repost
seen it a few years ago
I have never even kissed anyone other then like my dad
>>708187243
I once accidentally the whole time line
>>708191653
Lol im the guy with the 6 year old molestation from top of the thread... We do the same shit bro. Maybe im more fucked than i realize.
>>708192891
Not really, no.
They just teach you to be a likeable human who lies really effectively.
You have that friend who is just the greatest guy on the earth, would give anyone the shirt off his back. That's who you have to become.
They just teach you how to make a lie "not seem like a lie", or getting important information out of someone seem like it's just small talk, not really coveted information.
Those things, just really effectively.
I was driving through the city, nervous as all hell. I had just stolen a car for fucks and found myself driving down the freeway. I saw a filthy fat nigger wearing yoga pants, got out and stabbed her to death. Following this I lit the car on fire and pulled out my firearm, which I had just bought that day from a redneck fuck who didn't even ask my name. I then traveled to the closest strip club I could, got a lap dance for awhile, but was thrown out for 'touching the girls', fucking bullshit. After that I went back into the club, shot up the bouncers and girls, and drove off in yet another stolen car. Then I crashed, said fuck it, logged off GTA 5, and jerked off on a porn webm on /b/.
...I am like 85% sure I am in some sort of fucked up trueman show like thing sometimes I just yell in the middle of nowhere that this is unjust and that I need to be freed
I have thought about doing something drastic but I worry about the 15% of me that still thinks I might really be in the real life/ world if that makes sense
Btw let me the fuck out of you are reading this
>>708187243
I want to be just like medivh
>>708194131
you win
>>708194131
Top kek
>>708190029
I know who you are and this is going to her right now.
>>708194449
if you're actually in a truman show, your best tactic is probably just to take your pants off and masturbate in public constantly
cant show that on TV, you'll get cancelled after a few weeks of that
>>708194131
Damnit, my sides went orbit with that ending
>>708190387
HAHAHA
my god, what a complete failure edgelord faggot.
holy shit.
>>708194695
Look! I found the faggot!
>>708191991
You realize that some human being was out walking, minding his own business, and your friend took his life away for funsies.
>inb4 niggers aren't humans
Your friend needs to be brought to justice.
>inb4 moralfag
>>708194739
I masterbate all the time and why the fuck would I have to do it in public if there are cameras everywhere always watching me
By the way I know you just trolling but the fuck dude
Like by the way I have tryed moveing like 5 times now into different city's and I swerve the faces if everyone i see are all the FUcKING SAME!!!!
>>708193685
I did too but nobody remembers.
>>708189767
>I'm in a monogamous relationship with a guy who's jealous and vanilla
Do yourself a favor and go fuck more people you're wasting time for both of you
>>708195131
This could. It have said it better my self
Black people are not all bad
>>708195164
are we part of the truman show shit?
like, do you think you have access to the regular internet or am I some intern at the studio posting GET OUT NOW GET OUT WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN hundreds of fake comments to try and make things interesting?
>>708195515
As ridiculous as it sounds the 2 one like if they have me trapped in here then on the outside might have 1000 of years worth of technology on what I can have access to for fuck sakes like I could be fucking talking to some fucked up AI program and not even fucking know it
>>708196062
I could be some fucking brain in a jar
>>708192177
Dude you made the wrong decision to tell your wife seriously...
>>708195164
I have felt the same, myself. The more you travel, the more you learn that there are only so many facial attributes for the human race, and that some face compositions show up more often than others.
If life is a TV show or Matrix style simulation, or someone's dream, how would you ever really know?
Unless someone leaked the truth to you.
So, I would advise not going to sleep for at least another three hours just to be safe. The signal weakens with your brain's attempts to stay awake. Your dreams are quite interesting to them. Why make it easy for them?
>>708196161
Ya what if she divorces you
Half of all marriages end in divorce
I fooled around with my twin sister when we were kids. We would stay with our grand parents during the summer. We'd sleep on a pull out couch in the den and it was the summer before 7th grade when we discovered "skinemax" on television late at night. This was the late 90's. We just ended up reenacting what we saw. I never stuck my dick in her puss but we did oral and did a little handy work on each other. It felt really good. I came but I don't think she ever did. It was fun. We were laughing and smiling most of the time. I remember she smelled funny.
>>708193564
Everyone here is a kissless virgin
>>708196269
better kill her and make it look like a suicide just incase
I sometimes think I'll only be happy in a relationship if I find a really fucked up girl. Like a female pedo or somebody who wants to kidnap and molest women, somebody barely in control of their depraved urges.
I'm not into any of that shit myself, I'm just into women who are.
>>708187243
I design and produce dragon dildos (well, no dragon in the lineup yet but it is coming in a few weeks) for a small indie company.
I fucked a horse
>>708194449
you're too pathetic for TV you dumb bitch.
We stopped publishing you years ago. 5 to be exact, you're just mediocre. I wish I could tell you how disappointed in you I am. I am the one that has to make sure you never find out- I would have been the one that made it all happen if you were like the other ones.
Fuck you. Really. And your Mom definitely knew.
Wouldn't it be funny if You are the only human being left, and we have provided a simulation of life for you that is not too happy as to be unbelievable, but not too sad as to be unbearable and telling you this is a serious breach of protocol but you deserve to know the truth?
That would be a fucking riot.
Better make it four hours.
>>708196637
How old were you? Why would you want to fuck a horse? What did it feel like? Do you feel guilty?
>>708196717
twisted
>>708196211
Dude I barely fucking sleep haha to fucking fucked in the head
What you said is creepy and I think your fucking with me but just in cases you might be my saviour I will stay up another three hours
I am fucked up
Fuck
I think if someone tryed to leek the truth it would be coverd up
Also what if I am not the only one ugh this Truman show thing what if there are like 5 or even 100 that don't know this is all fake to? If it is of corse
>>708196637
Hi Will.
I've fucked hundreds of prostitutes all over the world. My wife would not approve.
I enjoy eating pizza.
I ran into a motorcycle in a developing country and drove off.
Before I got married, I enjoyed getting women hooked on drugs.
I have blackmailed tens of employees into sex through my business.
When I was younger, in my first management job, I stole tens of thousands of dollars in small amounts.
>>708194449
Common disillusion. There is even a mental condition named after that movie. Truman syndrome or something.
>>708196835
I was 17. It was a mare and she was in heat so it was amazingly hot. Great. Absolutely not.
>>708187243
I think of ways how I could kill certain people. I won't divulge into who they are.
>>708196413
That makes me feel better but if anyone at work knew that I would be fucked
>>708189304
>>708189304
Brittany Venti pls go
I'm plotting a government takeover in my moms basement
>>708196717
Fucking hate my mom allredy slapped me around one to meny times I geuss >>708196800
Fuck I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyways I geuss -_-
Fuck my life Sucks real or not I should fucking end it why have I not ended it
No I Am not going to kill myself tonight just fuck idfk
>>708197055
I am not mental my brain works fine
>>708197081
Why?
>>708196924
We're all trying to stop
>>708196717
We all know who he is, but he can't know who we are. You're not the one that worked, but others did. If we told anyone not inside the compound it will break the 4th wall and that is not safe for anyone.
DONT SLEEP TONIGHT. I will try to get to you from the window you always look out (the most)
>>708197828
I work at a kissing booth.
>>708197081
I am allredy Quite the joke this would just make the bullying ( lack of a better term ) worse
Fuck they probably can all tell what am I saying
>>708196924
It's funny I was going to write a story about how You are the only human being left. Everything you experience will be just as real to your mind as "real" life would have been. Your body was severely damaged in the destruction of your planet, and you barely made it offworld alive.
We knew little of humanity, but realized we could provide your mind with something resembling a life as all your senses and the majority of your body were already destroyed.
With its major inconsistencies and limited range, we still feel the stimulation is sufficient.
Of course if we satisfied your every wish, there would be no fulfillment. Your psyche would atrophy. Your "soul" would be wasted. Your dreams are very intriguing to us though.
The human mind does not typically go into such a state as "sleep" or "dreams". However, some physical damage did occur, which causes your mind to fatigue and "shut down" every so often.
The other characters in the simulation around you - as well as popular media and medical consensus - often tell you that you don't sleep enough. They encourage you to sleep more.
We have told them to do this.
We want more of your dreams and I have already submitted it to the Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction but they weren't interested.
>>708197970
Lol g8 b8 you got me
>>708187243
>Im addicted to methamphetamine
Aand that's pretty much it.
>>708187243
I think my worst secret could be that I fap to big (white) cocks despite no homo, but even though that's embarrassing it's nothing that would ruin my life.
>>708187243
I made a sandwich using both white and wheat bread.
>>708198609
Well you're definitely not straight.
>>708198609
>fap to cocks
> straight
Pick one
>>708198720
you are a monster
i still suck my thumb
>>708198929
Hey, I was poor and desperate at the time! Besides, you've never had a wheat bread sandwich, that slice of grainy wheat bread clasped between slices of soft, yielding white bread. You don't know what it's like.
>>708199049
I also suck your thumb.
Sleep tight. ;-)
>>708198739
u got pretty long hair for a guy truman, might want to head down to the local barbers and get it cut
we're putting a new barbershop in to create some friendly rivalry between them next season, if u could engage in some lighthearted banter with the new guy that could help
>>708199305
I have done White bread whole wheat bread use heart cookie cutters and swapped out there hearts and it was great
>>708198782
>>708198923
dunno if straight or homo or bi or whatevs, but I have a qt3.14 gf who makes my dick diamonds and we have regular sex so there's that
>>708187243
I want to vote trump
>>708199409
-_- I would say go fuck yourself but you probably are doing it as we speck
I buy the 1$ subs at like Walmart or some shit and make Peanut butter and Jelly with it .. not the whole thing at one time I cut it up
>>708199939
There's one dollar subs at wallmarts ??? Fuck that's cheep I want to try one
14 yr old ? Fucked up man
Well real question is how old are you
>>708194695
how would that possibly be enough to know who he is?
>>708199525
I never thought of anything like that....I gotta try that. Thanks!
for my senior prank 10 years ago our group super glued porno magazine pages to the windows of every teachers classroom that we didn't like and they ended up punishing a completely different group of kids
>>708200121
Link to who you are speaking with faggot
If you go on towards the end of the day they're half off and honestly they're pretty good
Rallo
>>708198609
>despite no homo
I wanna fuck your ass
>>708200146
No problim ^^
Tilly poly
>>708199744
Cheers you lucky bastard
Rikly
I Rickroll'd an entire anime convention.
>>708200576
OMG lol
Were they pissed
>>708199848
post a picture lower down and we'll see bb, give me ur snap and lets boost those ratings the old fashioned way.
>>708196614
We might have fun together if you can deal with my depraved urges - those that involve killing myself slowly.
>>708200939
what kind of killing yourself? are we talking slow via drugs or not eating or something, or gore?
My girlfriend has been working overseas for over a year. Last week I fucked a cheap wore at a cheap brothel. My girl is coming back for Christmas.
>>708191991
Damn that's pretty fucked up
>>708192177
His mother knows.
>>708201124
Why did you not breck up with her the day she told you she wanted to go oversees fuck man be a man she Probably was fucking a Different dude every week over there
When she gets back end it
>>708201124
So what you think she has been doing? Idiot.
>>708200643
Tech crew was, kinda.
I think most of the con-goers just thought it was funny.
>>708201489
Haha
>>708198739
Image not found...
>>708201395
Oh god, you're right! She has also fucked a prostitute!
>>708201545
I deleted the post
>>708201055
Drugs, drinking, and not eating, lulz.. living my life as hedonism bot atm
>>708201665
Woman don't need to pay for sex
>>708201728
Where you live?
I mean, city or general region. Don't need to give address or anything.
>>708201914
You go first fag
>>708201914
I live on the internet. :D
>>708202045
I live there to we should meat up
>>708201830
Then there is no such thing as a gigolo... The simulation is broken. Better make it five hours.
>>708202190
-_- fuck off if you can't free me
Or if your a computer
>>708201986
Eastern seaboard US
>>708197533
Ethan?
>>708202371
Look at this thirsty fool
>>708202421
No Kira
>>708202325
Nah, I've just been fucking with you. "You're in an ayyyy lmao simulation your body got destroyed we want your dreams" etc. Just messing with you.
Sleep or don't, it's no difference to me. If you're in a simulation, then I'm in it too.
>>708188640
i have your ip, ryan. you are fucked.
>>708202483
Ya I so thirsty gotta collect them internet girls I know she really want me lol
>>708202672
Ya I know I am being fucked with but with my own mind fucking with me it's frustrating
That I visit 4chan.
would ruin my career but fuck it kek.
>>708201728
sure, I'm in - pretty clear I have a thing for damaged girls.
I don't suppose you could add some trauma from childhood molestation or scars from cutting to that package, could you?
>>708202932
if you want to talk about it fam we can
I doubt I'll be able to help, but it sounds interesting and I'll use it as a chance to repeatedly hit you up for nudes
>>708203656
Fuck it here is my kik if you start being to much of a creep I will just make a new one
Do you even have kik?
>>708201728
1. I'm Bryan
2. You're a damaged girl whose not afraid to admit it. 'tis a wonderful thing to see.
3. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. ;-)
>>708203971
that aint u truman
>>708193817
Give us details bro.
>>708204147
No that's Nazi guy firiri but it is my kik
I will probably puss out and make a new account like tomorrow
>>708199363
Kekd hard
>>708204438
that aint u truman
y u play me like this, I just want to talk about your psychological issues and check out your dick
>>708205099
I don't have issues
>>708187481
are you me? I dont have a dragon dildo but i own a couple plugs and stockings. and i did the dog thing tonight for the first time.
When I was 23 I was dating a 26 untold woman with a 10 year old daughter. After a year we moved in together but during that first year before we moved in I noticed her daughter was very touchy and flirty. And instead of stopping her her mom encouraged the behavior band taught her the same facial and body poses she liked to do. Mom was a stripper and used to take her to work and leave her in the dressing room but since we lived together babysitting fell to me. Very first weekend living together mother is gone for shift at work leaving her with me. She's in her room watching tv and I'm drinking martinis and doing the same. I notice I'm getting to drunk so I stop drinking and get up to our the vodka away. When I get back her daughter is in the living room in a shirt so small it's above her belly button and one of her moms thongs. Her moms red heels and lipstick to. She says "hey big boy" and winks just like her mother. She walks up to me turns around and bends over and licks her lips..again just like her mom. I'm drunk but I laugh tell her she's cute but she should get dressed. She makes and upset face and stomps a foot pulls off her thong and throws it at me. I see her naked and something in me changes. I tell her to come here and she skips over to me. I pull my cock out and grab her head. She seemed to already know what to do so I let her. I came in her mouth but I came a lot and some spilled out of her mouth and on her shirt. When that happened she freaked out and rushed to bathroom saying no no no over and over. I'm panicking now wondering what's goin on. She's in the bathroom with her shirt under running water. She looks at me and says please help if mommy she's this stain she'll get really mad at us. I put her shirt in laundry with other clothes and that calmed her. For the next two years I had oral, anal , and sometimes vaginal (but since I don't like condoms I saved that for special occasions) sex with her almost every day her mother worked.
>>708200154
waaaaaait a minnit
>>708205330
Is it good?
>>708205237
>>708205487
I do t have issues
If anything I am just a little to smart for my pun good
>>708205237
but you do have a dick right?
>>708205420
You fucking lucky fuck!
...lucky you aren't in prison anyway.
>>708205706
No dick -_-
>>708205420
Did you like the tiny tits?
Did she develop as you fucked her throughout the years?
>>708205925
Wait, you're a chick? Hold on. You're the one I've been "You are the last human" trolling, right?
>>708205783
I feel the same way believe me. I feel like her mom knew cuz sometimes she was way to flirty but I was her meal ticket. She even groped my crotch in front of her mom once while we were horsing around. All her mom did was laugh and smack her really hard on the but saying hey get your own!
>>708205925
post kik and we will discuss existence of dick and how to get ur show cancelled
>>708205954
She was with me during the begging of her puberty I got to see her grow b cups and a little tuft of hair on her pussy.
>>708194131
12/10
well played anon. well played.
>>708188007
Wait start the story over i missed last thread
Just FYI, I'm the one who was all like "You are the last human" and "Don't sleep for three hours" etc.
If anyone in this thread wants to talk to me about anything - male, female, one I was trolling, anyone else, get a throwaway email and hit me up at [email protected]
>>708206201
KIk here>>708203971
>>708206122
Yes you fucking troll I the last human is a chick here is me cupcaked same shirt as the photo I just fucking deleted yet here I fucking am again
>>708189702
I'll be waiting for the post saying you fucked up once you get caught
I met one of those guys in a clown costume. I pulled my conceal carry and shot him. Only later did i realize it was a prank. He died a few minutes later and I decided to film me trying out when human flesh tasted like.
https://youtu.be/oavMtUWDBTM
>>708206314
Once they got as big as Bs I'd have lost interest. Then again I probably wouldn't have gotten together with a stripper for that same reason.
Not a whole lot of flat chested strippers that I've seen.
>>708205330
I just recorded some use of that very bad dragon and rechecking the thread, can someone tell me how to convert mp4 to webm and keep the best quality/compression ratio?
>>708206608
I wasn't following well enough apparently. Didn't realize the pic was you.
>>708206824
I thought they were rather cute but I was way more interested in her holes than her boobs. Best pussy best asshole best mouth I ever fucked. Feel guilty but...not really.
more plz
I fingered and ate out my sister when she was like 6 and I was 13
>>708207474
Are you the chick from girls?
>be me 40
>have friend who is a fat girl, not many bfs before
>get a little drunk on her couch
>kiss her whatthefuckdidido.jpg
>she unzipps my pants and pulls out diamonds
>sucks on diamonds, start moaning. her daughter 8 comes out of her room and watches.
>I say hey look. Friend says she has seen this before. IDGAF.png
>come looking at daughter
>go over several more times same thing daughter looks at me while mom blows me
>come over for a blowjob one day mom asks can I babysit while she goes to welfae office for inteview
>SHITYEAH.jpg take your time no problems
>ask daughter what she thinks about what she sees. says that she would like to try.
>tell her no, just touch me. came all over her face after like a second.
>never go back with no explanation
Back in 1999 I raped and murdered a little girl and then stuffed her body down a well in Prince George county.
The well was sealed years ago and nobody knows what happened to her.
>>708205330
>>708188014
Heres one of the clips
>>708206729
She hasnt noticed yet and I've been doing it for a while. I'll be fine.
When I was about 16 my sisters room and my room were next to each others. I drilled a hole through the wall and watched her change and masterbate.
Also when I was about 12 I slept at my cousins and he was about 10. I came up with the idea to show eachother our dicks. Idk why, I'm not even attracted to dudes. I often wonder if he remmebers whenever I see him
>>708207115
Best mouth as in she was good at bjs? Not sure I buy it. She's inexperienced right? Plus, what happens when the 2 years of fucking ended bc u got tired of her? Didn't she bitch and threaten to tell mommy?
>>708207709
why?
>>708207663
That moment when your having a nice night on 4chan and you see this shit
>>708187243
the only thing i eat is MRE
it's been this way for almost two years now
>>708207709
Nice give us a story on how it went down? I want to call you out in ur edgy hook n liner but am interested
>>708207663
hot
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708208254
Ok
> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number you found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to tell you they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.
>>708187243
I live to lure in old girlfriends and make them love me again only to completely shit on them a few months down the road...my actual girlfriend of 6 years has no clue that I do this.
>>708208767
> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if I had meant any harm I would have only had to force my way in as soon as I knew parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.
>>708200209
Oh ok sorry abt that :) >>708196717
>>708208767
Fucking believe this story so far - I know what beige box is. In band signaling.
Making pop corn anon, please, spare no detail
>>708209043
My bad... >>708187243 ugh why is this website so hard to work! -.- lol
>>708208996
> She gets in the car willingly.
> It isn't until the car pulls into my "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding but she's already unconscious.
>>708208996
Moar. You are good at greentextingg
>>708209329
> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
>>708208647
Well no shit you autist nigger. I'm bored and want a fucking story anyway faggot
>>708207663
every.
mans.
dream.
dont deny it
>>708209584
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.
> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.
> No mess. No body to be found.
> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.
> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat. A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM was no fun.)
> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.
> 16 years later. Nobody knows.
> Except all of you now.
> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.
>>708209584
Ever share the video?
>>708208767
This guy is a fucking legend. Pro skills you sly fuck.
>>708187243
i sold razor blades to a kid who hung himself when i was 15
>>708197698
That's what they want you to think
>>708210146
Why couldn't he just buy razorblades himself?
>>708210010
Oh god no! It only existed on digital tape for about 10 years until transferring it to an encrypted file (remember Kremlin?) and burning the tape.
It's not even hd unfortunately.
Then again, it never really happened. It's all just a work of fiction after all.
>>708209998
is it bad if this made me diamond hard?
All of it. Wish there was more..
>>708208996
Yes if this was off the dome, extemporanous story telling, you're legit mofo. if it's a story you wrote a while back, it's still top tier lvl writing fellow anon
>>708205420
Fuck your lucky man. Love some stories
>>708210470
Still a good story. something that would be cool to look into lol I don't live too far away from prince George
>>708190055
>Why aren't you with a man that can gangbang you?
What?
>>708189767
Wow you sound like my girlfriend
Me and my friend drugged our other "friend" (this guy that no one can stand). Invited him out to a club and dropped couple crushed up Xanax pills in his drink. Dude knocked out on the chairs and we dug out shortly after. The horrible thing is we still laugh about it to this day and he has no idea. Seriously we both hate that fucking guy
>>708207663
>three years later walking in mall - pass lady and daughter ohfuckitsthem.jpg
>fat girl has lost weight daughter is now goth
>fat girl doesnt look at me but daughter does the call me thing with her fingers
>follow at a short distance - daughter writes her phone number on a dollar bill and drops it. pick it up
>she looks hot but what to do what to do
>after 3 weeks call her
she wants to meet - says I owe her and she will explain. better come because she has my phone number
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>agree to meet but only if mom is not there
any interest?
>>708211231
PLEASE GO ON
>>708210781
I'll give you a hint: Lebanon Road or Pole Run Road. One of those two. Good luck street viewing it if you don't live there.
I honestly don't know if the well cap is even visible these days. I haven't been back in so long.
>>708209998
Thank you anon. Whomever wrote this out there, you know who you are. Something truly haunting but very satisfying about this. Btw, on the real, fucking start writing a book under a pseudonym. I want to throw money at you for moar
>>708207565
Don't even know what you mean
>>708210767
Don't worry, god'll fix him up after he dies bro.
>>708208046
She was definitely not inexperienced. Sad to say but I don't believe I was her first in any of it. Besides her mom previous boyfriends, some of her moms stripper coworker like to share tips with her. Her mom would joke about it sometimes. She never threatend me or did anything like that. She actually cried and made a huge scene about wanting to stay when they moved out.
I once visited Disney.com without my parent's permission,
I'm 24 now, any day the cops are gonna be busting down my door. I live in terror of this day coming.
>>708211989
How tight was she? And yes I am looking for the obvious answer here.
>>708212102
You knew this day would come, anon.
>>708211231
Proceed.
>>708207845
Key word anon.. yet. But maybe she does know and just likes it
>>708211569
Why don't you have remorse for killing the little angel?
i robbed a pharmacy with my friend a few months ago
I collect pillows, and I fucking love them.
>>708211471
>agree ( i am stupid) to meet at a roller rink on a friday cuz lots of people.
>go there sit at a table and she come in no goth makeup and sits next to me.
> tells me that she is my gf and to get skates and go on the floor with her
>fuck I havent been on skates in 20 years or more. get skates, go on floor she helps me cuz "daddy cant skate well"
>lean on her cuz I cant skate well...discover she has perky titties for an 11 yo. NOTHEREMORON.jpg
>we go out to my car - ask whats on her mind
>she wants to see my cock
WHAT??
>is that all? Ok . I pull it out and she starts to blow me. seems to be really involved. says that she likes this and i cant ignore her any more
TBC
>>708212745
Sundre?
I had to piss really bad walking home once but the area didn't have a lot of cover. Long story short I pissed all over the front wheel of some guys big truck after looking for a spot for like 15 minutes.
Best piss of my life.
>>708212835
Nopee. Most I can give out is South-ish U.S.
>be 17
>dating girl
>girl has sister
>sister is year younger, 15
>gf in shower, im chilling on gfs bed
>sister comes home from work
>comes in
>wasnt expecting me
>surprised, but starts talking to me
>starts telling me about her slut friend
>all this weird, slightly innapropriate stuff
>tells me she cant fit tampons inside her cunt
>tells me she cant even fit her fingers in there
>tell her that boys like tight pussies and not to worry
>asks me if i like tight pussies
>"yeah i do, but my cock is usually to big"
>asks me "how big is it"
>i say "Its hard to explain, how about i show you?"
>she says "okay"
>i pull down my pants and show her my 7 inch dick
>im hard as fuck
>shes visibly surprised
>she grabs it and looks at me
>says "I dont think this will fit in me..."
>hear GF turn shower off
>tell her sister she had better leave
>say "Maybe it will fit when youre older"
>she laughs
>GF comes in after a few minytes
>sucks my cock
>im thinking abour rawdogging her sister when i cum
Still feel guilty about this
>still havent fucked that horny slut
>>708212862
Surely your life wouldn't be ruined if you were discovered?
kicked a mean old lady down a flight of stairs when i went to school in hopes shed break something.
fuck it felt amazing watching her waddle around with crutches saying "ouch" n whatever while she had a cast on her foot
>>708212819
Fucking diamonds man
>>708212819
>while she is blowing me (really really badly) I say that since you are my gf i can touch your pussy
>she just shakes her head
> put my hand down her leotards and skirt and there is the lightest down of pussy hair.
>rub her clit and vagina and after a short time she starts moaning - blow my load
>tell her we should do this again
>quit my job and got a new mobile phone (not cell phone - was a while ago)
>never go to that mall again
moved to another state now
>>708212700
Who says I have no remorse?
She will always be young, always the age she is in the video.
She was the only one, too. If I made a pattern of it, I likely would be dead by now.
>>708213630
How come you never went back/scrammed from the state?
>>708213793
So there's no possible way of sharing this video?..
>>708213630
Man I woulda at least fucked her before bailing
I killed small animals when I was a kid. Drowned a chicken, chocked my cats, tortured insects, burned ants with a magnifying glass, let fish die on long or and cut them up. The first time I gutted a fish I felt disgusted but I had the hardest boner.
Nowadays I'm ashamed of my past and try to treat all creatures well. I've got plenty of empathy, but I do have a sadistic side when fucking women. I always scratch them, choke them. Slap them, pull their nipples. I like to pin them down and hold them hard enough for it to slightly hurt. They all love it tho. Am I a psycho /b/? In reality I'm really sociable and well liked. I have a big heart. But IDK man, why would a kid do all that shit? Why am I still doing it in a sense?
>>708213955
Possible? Of course.
Will I? Hell no!
>>708210406
i thought of that but he bought mine for some reason, i never talked to him again but i showed up to his prefuneral or whatever you call it. in front of his house with all his friends from school, playing music he liked, too many people there though. you know theyr just there because they want to feel better about themselves. ice cream truck drives by and half the people buy ice cream including me.
>>708213793
I'm sure you've heard of Albert fish right?
>not needing to Google
Kinda got a vibe from the story you wrote that reminded me of him.
>minus the shoving of needles up the ass
>>708213852
Cuz it is illegal to sex up minors. Her mother would go to jail too for sucking my cock (and obviously others) in front of girl
>>708214275
What was the possibility of her whistle blowing?
>>708213955
He's got a point, the whole anonymity goes flying out the window if he shares anything else other than words dude. I don't blame him.
>>708190788
more, please anon
>>708213092
Were you even trying?
>>708214222
Life no longer has a meaning..
>>708214436
Tbh I didn't think of that. My bad. Sorry Anon. Just wanted to empty my balls
>>708214258
Perhaps I was him in a past life.
I only did this one though. "Got it out of my system" I suppose.
>>708187243
I jack off to horse beastiality, and while I don't look around for child porn I won't look away when I see it.
My brother and I had some...gay experiences when we were really young with each other.
I pick my nose and eat it to this day, I don't even fucking know why.
I've let both of my female dogs lick my dick, weird thing is I don't even have to tempt them, they just did.
To this day I don't know if this is true, but apparently when I was in the first grade I peed on a girl. In 10th grade she told a close friend of mine, who told me. We've never exactly been enemies or friends, so I can't see her making it up.
After I jack off I wipe the jizz off into my fish tank and the fish eat it. I'm pretty sure it's making them stronger.
That's about it, overall I'm a lanky degenerate who spends way too much time here.
>>708214418
What is "whistle blowing"?
>>708214634
> no longer
Oh my friend, it never did.
Not yours, not hers, not mine.
>>708214704
elaborate on the gay experience and the dogs
>>708214765
Sorry: what was the possibility of her telling others so that you would get in trouble? turning you in.
>>708214418
Low at this point because of statue of limitation in that state, plus I dont think they knew personal info - I have a pretty generic name
>>708214634
Go look up Mandy sky shake her ass on different social media. Gets me diamonds enough to get the job done.
>>708214861
i second this
>>708214820
I came here to empty my balls but instead you emptied my mind with that deep shit.
>>708214765
dibby dobbing
>>708214634
If you want to empty your balls to little girls, look up Chris pessi on youtube. His playlists and others are a beautiful rabbit hole.
>>708214704
>jizz in fish bowl so fish eat it
Mother fucker you got that from dave Chappelle
>>708190670
Fuck u Pussy
