Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>707623794 >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707623794
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>mfw this thread
Obligatory claim.
I'm leaving
Goodbye, all of you, I've been here for around 7 or so months, not that it really matters. Just odd how much time I've sunk into this.
Just not a fan of the community and I think I've run my course as a member of it.
How I act in the community and in PMs is nowhere near my genuine self and I've been putting on a front for over half year, it's been exhausting and has been getting in the way of other personal matters.
I'm aware of the recent surge of users leaving or just minimizing participation and I've said on multiple occasions that I'll stay until the community dies. Problem is, It's not going to. So I'd just be lounging around until something medically urgent happens to me or I'll become unwanted, both of which I'm not too fond of as a result. Sorry to those I may have lead into believing that I'll be here for as long as I possibly can. I just can't see it happening at this point, and I won't put my own state of being and relationship with actual friends on the line just for the sake of an online community. It's just not worth it.
So with that, I'm off.
>>707630121
Doesn't that apply to every thread in /b/?
>>707630121
Good to see you're here.
>tfw I want to try that sandwich
カラミチーマス
>>707629772
Shhh. Is not a bad excuse. Whatever, I got some Dead Rising to play anyways.
>>707630015
SUPERNIGG
>>707629268
Or so you think! I was the cat all along!
I want my 5k edition
>>707630169
ok dr hand ^_^
>>707629789
Oh sorry that I got a job at a bar and got money to live my life like I want. Plus I got the 500Gb folder full of anime and films to watch in my spare time. How is having a gf that actually costs to keep is more enjoyable? Reposting so you can see how good my life is.
>>707630169
What, you're leaveing? sorry about that.
still here
>>707630169
don't come back 100IQ
>>707630169
Oh shit. Bye.
>>707630169
https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE?t=46
>claimed
Here
>>707630086
I can barely gain weight if it makes you feel better
..,
>>707629859
True.
>>707629876
is hard to write correctly when you're faded
>>707629877
Heh
>>707629905
The thread in general is just out of its old shape.
People are getting baited so easly nowdays. Replying to shitposters, etc
>>707630526
High metabolism is bullshit, someone trade places with me so I can get fat
>>707630169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0NCe-l8NVA
>>707630694
>wanting to be fat
>>707630305
I'm a teacher not a doctor
>>707630349
It's time to depart
>>707630431
I'll be back in like 20 minutes
>>707630472
>>707630494
>>707630710
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2p4N7XrpV8
>>707630694
Let me give you my higher metabolism.
>Best fox claimu
Hay facebook. Do you know what dox is? I hope your girlfriend is trusting.
>>707630264
I'm confused.
Who's side are you on?
>>707630686
Some would argue that replying to you is replying to shitposters. I still like you though
/'
>>707630820
>>707630686
wait, I thought you guys were the same person? what?
>>707631005
Take me.
This is what I come back to?
>>707631039
Why did you think I was Chen?
>>707631144
This picture is what I came to.
>>707631144
who the hell are you?
new?
>>707631176
you both claim the same animal thing
>>707631144
No one asked for you to come back
>>707631144
Nice to meet you. I am the new C.C.
>>707631144
Good to see you're still alive.
>H
Well, this thread is as dull as ever.
Stay foolish. Stay inane. Stay boring.
Stay hungry.
Maybe something will change in the future, or probably not
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>>707631005
Realised there's a error in the filename. Fixed now
>>707631133
Sorry
Claimo.
I'm not giving Greece another (You).
>>707631364
pls marry me
i want to share dick pics on tekegram with you
>>707631144
Newfag
>>707631364
Hey me
>>707630757
Nigga theres fatasses with girls, they're cuddly teddy bears to them, I'm like a goddamn corpse
>>707630812
No thank you, I'm already mr skeltal in the flesh as is
>>707631144
Yup
>>707631379
Noticed
>>707631364
Fuck off back to your telegram.
>>707631375
I already drank 5 cups of your semen. There is no escape.
>>707631479
Eat something fat. MCDs always helps me.
>>707631144
You're the Greece pedo teacher, aren't you?
>>707631364
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_o_2P6TYAk
>>707631466
not me
>>707631144
Her name is Tornado tho
>>707631525
Is Homu bored?
>>707631557
Nigga I eat mcdonald's evey other day
>>707631697
Good goy
>>707631697
Well... You're screwed.
>>707631697
Very bored
>>707631248
What?
I don't see how
>>707631636
Shhh, don't tell him that, Tomato
Obsolete as always.
You guys are an orgy of faggots
>>707631248
>>707631476
Just joined actually
>>707631283
I did anyway
>>707631303
It's good to be alive
>>707631573
Who gave you that information?
>>707631400
I'll give you one anyway
>>707631292
What happened to the old one?
>>707630357
Let me just cum in that cup ooouuuaaahhh
>>707631573
Pedo teacher?
Are you the op from ask a pedo?
>>707631758
This was your plan all along..
>>707631792
Kill me pls
>>707631798
Try wanking or somethin
>>707631969
I bet he died or something. Not saying I assassinated him so I can take his place or anything.
>>707632081
Address.
>>707631144
Go away
You're irrelevant
>>707631969
Old one kicked the.bucket
This newfag CC really puts a flame to my eye
>>707631340
Hello again. Who is your Waifu anyways?
>>707631372
Aang?
>>707631931
Still haven't answered my question regarding if you play Brave frontier. That art of her is from that game
>>707632081
>>707632161
12735 bluffview drive, I'll be waiting
>>707631479
That's respectable. I don't wanna be one of those "fatties gonna fat type people"
>>707632081
That is my favorite time killer.
>>707631969
>Just joined
So.. you're a newfag?
>>707632399
He disappeared into the cesspit which is the Discord group. The Esdeath Hugbox one
>>707632212
I am Russian so my English is not perfect. What did you mean by that? You hate me or I am pleasing to watch?
>>707632345
Honestly people stop giving me your addresses when I ask for them. I am to lazy to do anything so the only thing that might happen is some anon sending you tons of pizza.
>>707632212
Look at the bright side, at least I once was relevant, unlike some others
>>707632161
Good, nothing like another chapter closing and a new one opening.
>>707632399
Totally, never even seen this place before
>>707632509
I think you're confused
>tfw gotten more haircuts this month alone than I have in the past 9 years
Ghehhhhhhh
>>707631969
You did, just now.
Or like a few months ago, who knows. Time isn't real.
>>707631986
I did not have sexual relations with that girl.
>>707632596
One?
>>707632399
>being this autistic
>>707632509
You are a newfag too
That was the other Tats
>>707632546
>not getting a metaphor
Wow what an idiot.
>>707632583
Shh, sensei! They don't know that. Care to share some /mu/sic?
>>707631969
I like that you like being alive. What brought you back? Missed the hugbox?
>>707632823
3
>>707632399
>>707632359
Not MURIKAN fatties, I'm talking about based fat bois that know how to party and dont give a flying shit
>>707632363
Wank away buddy
>>707632546
Good im hungry, send me free pizzas
>>707632786
>>707632224
Yura from Blade and Soul
>>707632345
Nice house tho.
>>707632861
I am just learning English. Give me a fucking break.
Night, /waifu/.
Best place in the world xoxo
>>707633008
Good night nerd
>>707632345
lewd
>>707633008
Night bb.
>>707633008
Sweet dreams cute boi.
>>707632966
You want that dad bod.
>>707632934
Why though?
Did the first two fuck up so hard that you just had to shave it all off?
>>707632345
Well time to shoot your booty the next time I head to Houston.
>>707632999
Come visit me, I'm bored here
>>707633008
Night
>>707633086
You have a dirty mind
>>707633140
My dad isn't fat tho
>>707633150
Naaah. I used to have extremely long hair, like 4 feet long.
So I got it cut initially, but I felt it was too long because it was still in my eyes.
So I got it shortened. But it looks like a bowl cut so I went someone else and got it cut again. And I finally like it.
>>707633184
I'm in Dallas ya fucking donut
>>707632966
It's almost time right?
>>707633230
I don't want to fly out of Egypt m8. Sorry. Maybe next time.
>>707633230
It's called a dad bod though, what you want. Google it.
>>707633340
Everyday passes we're nearing the vault's opening~
>>707633356
You disappoint me
>>707633408
Ohh... SHH
>>707632861
Sure.
https://youtu.be/5xHRcaERvUw
>>707632930
Honestly no idea. Also, just to clarify you're the person I think you are.
Homu, right?
>>707632823
I know. Have you been alright?
>>707633311
Did you look like one of them Metal kids that believe cutting hair would hurt?
>>707633530
Pretty decent, I'd say.
What brought you back into this shithole?
>>707633518
DON'T YOU SHH ME
>>707633685
U wanna fite nigga???
>>707633796
*sigh* Okay, let's do this!
>>707633324
Even better, it's a short drive.
>>707632861
>Autistic
>Posts in a waifu thread
Pick one, newfriend.
>>707632583
zzz
>>707632509
I don't see a difference, honestly. This thread is just a big hugbox for attention.
>>707633685
>>707633796
Oh shit! *grabs pizza*
>>707633883
I'm very gladly mistaken as to which Tatsu it is
https://youtu.be/Gy1-d8eqX2U
>>707633664
I'm attracted to shitposting
>>707633530
Choke on a dick, Tats.
>>707633664
Nope. I just was tired of having short hair so I grew mine out. Are you retarded?
>>707633518
yuss
>>707633857
You got a death wish
DIIEEEEEEE
>>707633875
Good, I'll be waiting
>>707633685
>>707633796
We doing autistic fits with fictional characters wielding fictional weapons now?
Count me in! I'll shank you, hombre!
>>707634195
BRING IT ON!!!!
>>707634073
Are you being rude again chen? You know people get hurt by what you say right?
https://youtu.be/TPYqrVDlc_4
>>707634049
Not like you're supposed to be able to tell the difference on an ANONYMOUS image board.
>>707633530
I'm going to believe you're not cold-hearted enough to just disappear entirely.
That is correct.
>>707634054
That happens to be exactly my favourite track from the album.
>>707634224
YOU TOO!!!
>>707631980
nah
>>707634322
You should also listen to milkgazer, if you haven't already
Can someone please explain to me what in the world is going on in the thread today?
>>707634054
You've come at the right time then, she shitposting is intensifying like never before!
>>707634106
Just socially.
>>707634195
Nah. We can settle this next a-fest
>>707634596
Autism.
>>707634164
How you been my nig?
>>707634224
>>707634250
Slow!
>>707634630
You scared cunt! Face me like a man!
>>707634285
Yeah,yeah
cool album
https://youtu.be/UizXV2DPI5c
Here is my song sharing.
Faggot.
>>707634701
>>707634285
First track is best, then submarine.
>>707634580
I did. A lot of times. I really didn't expect to like it so much but I've been listening to at least 1 Miku album a day since the day that I first considered "swapping". That was like 1 month ago.
>>707634701
I could've at A-Fest, but didn't find you. Either way, I wouldn't go all out.
>>707634599
Great job admitting it.
What's up niggers
Just went to take a shit and a roach attacked me while I was shitting. That is the worst. The motherfucker climbed my leg!! I am never taking a shit anymore.
>>707634596
I can't decide whether it looks more like a tiny mouth or a lonely nostril.
>>707634701
>>707634360
Arg, you've defeated me! I was prepared for average autism, but not for this.
>>707634893
I hear it's the first step towards recovery, so I do it every day. So far I got about a thousand steps, which means I should reach my goal soon.
>>707635129
Are you afraid or roaches or something?
>>707635129
What a girl.
>>707635147
Not if it is the same step 1000 times.
>>707634799
TEMEEE...
>>707634890
It didn't help there were several kiritos... Next year think I'll go as Roswaal
>>707635045
Wuz gud nigga?
>>707635147
Your autism levels are weak, you stand no chance
>>707635313
AND FOR THE FINISHER...!
>>707634774
That's pretty damn excellent
https://youtu.be/A3cwRGT1OQ0
>>707634870
Yeah, I guess you would
>>707634599
My senses were tingling
When I was an alieeeeen
>>707635277
>>707635303
Fuck off. They are fucking disgusting. And I am a shemale.
>>707635405
I haven't done this in a while
>>707635475
>(420)
>not having a blunt up her ass or something.
>>707635147
Nostril.
Aaaaand now I'm off for another month or two again
>>707635405
I'm an excellent person, so don't be surprised.
>>707635385
Bring it on!
>>707635651
Good riddance.
>>707635313
That'll be all sorts of fun
>will still be a tan Goku
>this time with blue hair
>>707635651
Bye. Sorry for confusing you with the bad Tatsu
>>707635651
What a faggot move, post 1 or 2 more songs before you leave.
>>707635129
Gas the house. Gas the city. Gas everything.
>>707635303
Same directions, same steps, means a whole lot of distance. Basic maths, fool.
>>707635456
Pics or it did not happen.
>>707635597
That's what I thought. Way more sexy as well.
>>707635651
Have fun buddy, see you next week.
>>707635651
I can go to study overboards aswell. Maybe we will meet and never know that we did. Well, noneoftheless, cya
>>707635771
>thinking a dagger can hold up against Mother's Rosario
>>707635909
Already ahead of you.
>>707635909
Just fuckin' with ya. And I don't want to ruin your day with a horrible dickpic.
>>707635815
I'll be sure to have a Ram and Rem with me.. granted people will come to us for photos as a pair
>>707636087
Foolish yuuki, what you didn't know that this.. IS A PARRYING DAGGER
>>707634701
managing to keep it together. What about you?
Hitler chan.
>>707635909
>>707636131
Wait, so you aren't a shemale?
>>707636276
>a-a parrying dagger?!
>>707636418
No, sorry to ruin your fantasies.
>>707636276
You have friends who can cosplay them well? I'm jealous now.
>>707635909
I... uh... don't see how you got that confused with a mouth.
>>707636418
There's no such thing. It's just a fetish fantasy like mermaids or elves.
>>707636276
>>707636420
It's a bayonet.
>>707636131
Then light the gas on fire. Let it burn!
>>707636813
Because there is only one. But I guess it makes sense, as she also has one of her eyes covered up.
>shiro
>>707636827
I am currently sitting on a bunch of rocks on a mountain and watching the city burn. Waiting till the WiFi towers go down.
>My sisters dog got out and came over to my house
Fucking dogs.
>>707635129
>TFW have literal roach PTSD
>>707635313
Nothing much m8
>>707635651
Nooo
>>707636359
I'm ight, looking for extra work for the holidays
>>707636420
HERE COMES THE RIPOSTE
>>707636624
I don't tho I bet some Rem/Ram cosplays would wanna group up for awesome pictures
>>707636827
If you can git gid, it can be used as a parrying dagger
>>707637090
FUCK! OFF!
-with love C.C.
>>707637090
why are you fucking dogs
>>707634596
Fun times with faggots that don't understand not to post their faces.
