Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707605050
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707609323
Well, I certainly didn't expect you to actually draw her, but it would be only polite to thank you for it anyway.
It's not too bad, or at least, it's still worth saving.
>>707608780
I'm curious, how many Miku pictures have you gotten in such a short spawn of time?
>Already having a folder beforehand would be unfair!
>>707609954
No need to stay away from spelling mistakes. As Hand would say, it's just a thread.
I've got no problem in doing so, I'll try my best to get there as soon as possible.
>Just take care of yourself.
As long as you do the same, we've got a deal.
It's good to know you've been doing well. It wouldn't matter if you've been slowly progressing.
>I'd honestly get 7DtD just because of that idea.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you.
>>707610980
It does. It does indeed.
>>707611747
stale
>>707611765
nice feet
>>707611747
You really can't ruin it.
It's like grabbing steam.
still here
>>707610286 (Jibril)
So ziemlich. Macht Spaß, aber jeden Tag 4 Kilometer hin und zurückgehen ist etwas... ermüdend
>>707610490 (Shiro)
Auch wieder wahr, hat super funktioniert. Was sind denn eigentlich deine Hobbies?
>>707611747
So, your reason d'être is ruining an online community on a dying imageboard?
I don't know, for me it sounds like you... should seek professional help
My older sister left her snes outside in the rain.
What if I claim Sachi just for shits and giggles one time?
>>707606754
Done
>>707606877
Next
>>707606909
In queue
>>707606912
In queue
>>707607046
Last one
>Tomoko Claimed
God damn I am LOVING this new album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4WaYdQTPHY
>>707611867
I would assume most people during that meme are gone now
>>707611950
I don't play computer games
>>707611975
don't worry chocolate, I won't ruin it, if you're still here :3
>>707612010
I claim her every now and then
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>707612058
.3
>>707612028
Fucking kek. Mine is probs gonna be a slice of pizza aint it?
>>707612110
was it really that long ago? :o
>>707611975
>Was sind denn eigentlich deine Hobbies?
shitposting auf /waifu/
>>>>>>>>>
Claiming Megumin.
>>707611712
I got 700 in 48 hours after making the folder. Right now I'm sitting on 1000, plus about 100 that aren't named and haven't been sorted into the appropriate folder yet.
Finally there's the folder that we don't talk about here.
>>707612134
Hey there Syndra. How goes?
>Best fox claimu
>>707612010
then i leave here and never come back
>>707612241
I don't see that many people that I remember, I'm starting to recognize people here though that weren't here then
>>707612370
looks manly in that pic
>>707612378
Can I claim her and we have a suicide pact?
>>707606912
The so called remedie I used worked as a heating pad. Kinda
>>707606736
It's quite alright
>>707611513
Yipeee
>>707612110
Aww, that's nice of you. I don't dislike you, so I appreciate it
>>707612287
ah, ja, das einzig wahre hobby. Shitposten.
>>707612006
Why tho
>>707612378
Sounds sad. I am never claiming you.
>>707612344
Hello there, Makoto
>>707612010
Heresy. Delicious heresy. I dont actually care.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>707612344
Fine i guess, cold is calming down.
A bit bored, just watching youtube.
What about you?
So how many of you are grown men that are still virgins? No internet lying to boost your non existent self esteem please
>>707612028
Kek, saved it, thank you.
>>707612542
drugs and laziness.
>>707606877
Done
>>707606909
Next
>>707606912
In queue
>>707607046
Last one
>>707612577
Is that just a recolor of Red?
>>707612678
I'm a mentally ill faggot but not a virgin in any sense. I'm not sure but I think this counts as a win
Shitposter 0 - 1 Waifu
>>707612678
Take it to
>>>/soc/
Camwhore
>>707612678
Fucked a guy once. His ass is rekt.
>>707612787
Oh wow. Thanks. I knew you were gonna go with the pizza shit.
>>707612028
Still lurking
Shiro claimed.
>>707611175 (CC)
Everyone thinks that.
No one takes me serious.
>
>>707612577
Is that a Ilya?
>>707612626
Been waiting for hours for the BDO servers to come back up, and they keep fucking adding another hour. At this point, it's looking like 12 hours of maintenance. But other than that, kinda fucked up my sleep schedule. So I'm sitting here listening to Sum 41 and not doing fuck all.
>>707612678
Wizard Apprentice right here. 8 more years till I get my powers.
>>707612508
I more than don't dislike you...
>>707612678
My boyfriend and I have sex every day ^-^
>>707612028
looks like a melting ice cube
>>707612929
*hugs* Don't worry bb. I am here for you. Just tell me your address and credit card number and all your sadness is gonna go away.
>>707612929
I sometimes get that problem.
>>707612937
You could have used that time to download and play MWO already
>>707613098
Just the number is useless. You need the expiry and the security code too.
>>707612754
Poor SNES.
>>707612886
>shows face because he isn't insecure fat virgin
>cam whore
You reek of insecurity
>>707606909
Done
>>707606912
Next
>>707607046
Last one
>>707613098
most people on here don't have much of a social life tbh
>>707612006
RIP snes. We hardly knew thee.
>>707613167
I want to send him cash not steal it. Why did I say his sadness gonna go away?
cut me yuno
best girl kunikida hanamaru
>>707613241
It's not an insult you newfag.
![Syndra [343].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fMejN6.png "Syndra [343].png")
>>707612937
rip
>>707613201
.1
>>707613098
4825 3624 3705 6814
668
12/16
But joke's on you, I won't give you my address! I know you would just make fun of my and send me dildos and shit.
>>707613167
Why can't people be more serious when I'm obviously making a joke? Jesus!
>>707611712
Hey
I caught you at a good time for me at least.
What's up?
>>707612678
Stop attention whoring
>>707613241
You reek of cancer
>>>/soc/
>>707612937
Present
>>707613201
Zuzuzuuuu~
>>707613284
It's beautiful
>>707613331
Money is evil though. It causes sadness.
>>707613362
Looks like your average moeblob.
>>707613494
Because you're German. You dont have a sense of humor. Thats what makes it comical.
Im off. Heading to work. Back in 30/40 minutes.
>>707613494
Oh wow what? I honestly did not expect that. I am way too lazy to do any harm tho.
>>707611964
UH
UH
UH
OUHH GOD HERE IT COMES
AAOUUHH
AARRRHHH
I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!##=,
>>707613167
Shush.
>>707613362
ZURA!
>>707613585
Where were you a month ago? I was up in LA and such and apparently passed right by your area thrice!
>>707613673
>Because you're German. You dont have a sense of humor.
German humor is like German bread. It is dark, it is dry and not to everyone's taste.
>Im off. Heading to work. Back in 30/40 minutes.
Nice work ethics. You'd feel right at home here.
>>707613778
And I'm too lazy to care what you do with it. Except sending me dildos. I got plenty of those.
>>707613879
Did you finally manage to lay down?
Claimed.
Sorry, but I win best Waifu.
>>707614087
whos your best llss girl? better be zuramaru
Here is Galil. I'm not good at drawing guns though
>>707612892
Coming right up
>>707614463
nice feet
>>707614674
Thats some top quality bait for Galil.
>>707614087
You were in Long Beach?
>>707613879
no
Last one finished
>>707613494
>>707614135
I did not expect that. Is that really your card number?
What kind of madman are you?
>>707615353
Why does literally half of the porn I find of her show her with a raging boner?
>>707615522
i dont know
>>707615378
>You know
I feel offended
thanks anyway though, appreciate the effort
I am going to the store, anyone need something?
>>707615690
Well its not like this would stop me, but I'm stroking more angrily now.
>>707615877
Soup
![Syndra [340].png](https://i.imgur.com/TO8mM7w.png "Syndra [340].png")
>>707614476
I actually have yet to watch it. It's on my list, but I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>707614955
I went out to Chino Hills, and then over to Oxnard and then cam back down/
>>707615877
coffee
>>707616069
whatever you want
>>707613554
Oh, hey there.
Not much right now, got home earlier than usual, but still a bit tired.
Things going as usual for me, at least.
What about you?
>I appreciate the effort on the trip, of course.
>>707612309
You already have an inappropriate folder?
Impressive!
>>707616099
There are no clothes in the soup store!
>>707615877
A reason to live.
>>707615877
Food, I'm not picky
>>707616286
That's good to hear, routine is good, routine is comfy
I'm fine, I survive.
It's nothing of course, you shouldn't worry about it
>>707616343
kek'd
>>707616112
Goodnight
>>707616343
I bought the book.
>>707614135
They say 7am start, Ill start at 7am. Flu or not. I dont have a cough so theres less chance of spreading.
>>707616962
Oh shit, it's been ages since I last saw you!
Ot some weeks...
Anyway, how are you?
>>707617101
It's only been a few days
I'm ight
>>707615429
Erzähls net dene Usländern hir, abr Ick habb nettemal ane sone kartte.
>>707616585
And here you go again, laughing at me, like my parents did when I told them I wanted to dance.
>
>>707616962
Hands
>>707617269
wer hat auch so ne karte hier, braucht man eig nicht als normalverdiener
und da wir alle nichts verdiener sind schon garnicht
>>707617240
That's good to hear then. Still, did I even tell you that I have baby kittens in my home now?
>>707617269
Hob i a nit voa.
>>707617521
Oder so.
>>707617536
>You Know
>Newfag
Pick one
>>707616582
Routine is boring, but I'm glad to be sticking to it.
That doesn't sound very cheerful, but it'll have to do.
I can still at least thank you for it, can't it.
>>707617536
Saved.
>>707617536
>on phone no pics
that one hits home tbh
>>707617536
Someone took the time to make this.
>>707617646
Eh, I'm not a cat person.
>>707617646
>>707617984
Eh I think it's referring to me
>>707617402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
>>707618203
It's all Yunofags, she's an entry level girl mostly claimed by cancerous underagefags.
>>707618203
Na nigga you ain't that special
>>707617521
Es ist hilfreich, wenn man günstige Figuren aus China kaufen möchte.
>>707617646
Brauchsch halt au als net.
Es ist überraschend einfach, sich so Mitleser vom Leib zu halten.
>>707616817
What is it you do?
>>707618358
Alright what ever
>>707618330
Not even 5 minutes and I made you niggas salty.
>>707618409
hast du echt figuren?
>hast du echt ein daki?
das muss ich jetzt aber wissen
>>707618409
I cook at a university cafe. 7am gets me in, everything set up and muffins in by 7:30.
>>707616112
Sweet dreams.
>>707616286
Heh, it's impossible to avoid those images and if they have quality I do want to save them anyway. Then there's a certain anon from here that spams me with those kinds of pics.
Not that I'm complaining.
clmd
>>707617696
>I can still at least thank you for it, can't it.
A thank you is appreciated, but not strictly required. I'm sorry that I couldn't get a lowercase 'n' though, I think it would look better.
I'm just fine, as always
>>707617984
Not? too bad... well, I started universtiy again
>>707618330
That's like, your opinion man
>>707618409
Des is woa. Im Slang schraibn is zwoa ned grod ma lieblingsbeschaftigung, abba es wiakt.
>>707618876
>Des is woa. Im Slang schraibn is zwoa ned grod ma lieblingsbeschaftigung, abba es wiakt.
und klingt fast so bescheuert wie echte bayern
herzlichen glückwunsch
>>707618358
Okay then, you are the true newfag.
>>707618592
Eine Figur. Shiro.
Kein Dakimakura, bisher. Käm mir irgendwie komisch vor, wenn die immer nackig oder mit Straßenkleidung in meinem Bett läge. Gibt's keine mit Schlafanzug?
>
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>707618629
>cook
>flu
Have you considered suicide?
>>707619092
Ive done longer days through worse conditions with worse health. Ill live.
>>707618876
Very good, study hard lil nigga and don't choose thug life
>>707619092
Jokes on you, we're all newfags
Finally home
>Hamakaze claimed
>>707613058
how often do you suck his dick and what did he say when he first saw your missile dick?
>>707619092
Hey, I have that figure too.
>>707619785
Welcome home
>>707619092
ich bin ja schon zwei bisschen neidisch
ich hätte gerne so ne figur
und ich hätte gerne den mut mir so ne figur überhaupt aufzustellen
>>707619866
>Having a figure other than your waifu
HERESY
E
R
E
S
Y
>>707619357
Is it selfharm if you cut open a blister? Because I was playing guitar a lot and got one so I cut it open
Dude, these threads are so fucking sad lol
>>707620055
I have a lot more stuff of Kyouko than anyone else.
>>707618876
Isch sell nu bairisch oder vo d Öschtrycher?
>>707619256
Unless someone finds you sneezing on their cupcake.
Do you wear a mask at least?
>>707619866
Supreme collector. What else you got?
>>707619357
That just means that the word loses any meaning, like racism or rape.
Also Newfag is pretty close to Knowfag, so you must be the newest one around.
>>707619018
>Klingt fast so bescheuert wie echte Bayern
Du solltest mal Kärntner hören. Die kannst du nicht verstehen außer sie wollen dass du sie verstehst
>>707619357
>lil nigga
You take that back! I'm a big nigger!
>>707620260
Eigentlich hab ich keine Ahnung, da ich nur Kärntnerisch kenne und die sprechen komplett unverständlich
>>707617935
Thats why I keep all of my images on my phone as well :^)
>>707619930
Thank you
Picking up some really intense autism levels from you shut ins
>>707617646
>Pick one
Oh boy.
>>707618803
It's way better than anything I could find by myself.
Thank you again, beautiful.
>I'm just fine, as always
I still can't figure out if that's any good.
>>707618660
Miku lewds tend to have impressive quality overall.
>Then there's a certain anon from here that spams me with those kinds of pics.
That god damn nigger won't share any with me.
I came back from the store finally.
List of shit I bought (because it is boring on this thread anyway):
Pepsi 1 liter
4 instant ramen
1 kilogram of apples
2 5 liter bottles of water
6 packs of chips (Lays tomato flavor)
2 packs of gummy worms
200 gram of mash meat (idfk how you call it in English)
1 pack of rice
Think that's all.
>>707620644
>pack of rice
Tell me what type so I can make it.
>>707620729
short white. I don't know what else there is to say about rice. Rice is rice man.
>>707620644
>tomato flavour
Do you live in Canada?
>>707620055
Dont you even start about heresy, Chelsea
>>707620644
>2 5 liter bottles of water
>5 liter bottles
What the hell, they sell that stuff? Can't you drink your tap water?
>Mash Meat
You mean mincemeat
>>707620594
You knows been here for a while now, so I don't consider him a newfag.
>>707620947
there's long corn rice, mixed corn rice, short corn rice, brown rice, etc etc
>>707620958
Egypt. I said this 3 times on these threads.
>>707620092
Cracks me up, everytime
>>707620144
In a sense of emo selfharm, no not really..
>>707620204
I wonder, are you the bigger kyoukofag or my friend who for some reason entrusted me with his fuckhuge folder
>>707620260
Does anything have their meaning here nowadays.
>>707620381
Na nigga you can't compete with me
>>707620430
How are ya?
>>707620381
Ich lese gerade, dass es ohnehin keinen Unterschied macht.
>Di Dialäkte in Öschtrych ghöre zum Bairische, u das isch en oberdütschi Dialäktgruppe gnau so wi ds Alemannische.
>>707620644
Did you forget to bring my reason?
That's okay, though, I'm used to it.
>mash meat
kek
>>707620260
I have a fair bunch of stuff, but can't really take pics of all of them right now, since they're in boxes waiting to be moved.
>>707621097
/shrug
>>707621019
You rang?
>>707620260
Ive never sneezed as a symptom. If I do, I generally feel them coming and duck away from any food and sneeze into my clothes, then immediately soap up my hands.
>>707621034
Yes they sell that in Egypt. And tap water is dirty here.
Thank you for clarifying what "Mash meat" is.
I think I knew that much about rice.
>>707621116
You have a reason to live. For me.
>>707620594
Sorry, I don't mean to sound eliptical. Well, are you up to anything right now?
>>707621246
This fucking nigger right here
How are you doing this? How can you be NEET while doing this?
Teach me your secrets
>>707621116
Verstehe, also kärnterisch und bayrisch sind das gleiche Übel
>>707621097
Wanna try me nigga? I'm as big as it gets!
>>707621440
Ah, you're from Egypt. Didn't know that. Well we have amazingly clean water here, you can just drink it the way it comes out. I think Austria has one of the cleanest tap waters.
>Clarifying
No Problem
>Rice
I think that's what the other anon wanted to know about the rice you bought.
>>707621246
O, those are the smaller chibi figures, no?
>>707620947
>>707621034
Plus, Jasmine Rice, Sweet Apple rice, brown rice, dirty rice, wine rice, list goes on and on.
>>707621666
>666
O fuck...
>>707621246
>>>/gif/
>>707620173
>>707620500
>>707621666
>666
Nice hellish trips.
And I live here but I am from Russia, I know what clean tap water is.
>>707621728
Oh we don't have that much rice in Egypt. Just the long corn and short.
>>707621728
Long grain, short grain, arborio, medium grain, basmati, wild, jasmine, sushi, brown, red. Thats the rice varieties I know from the top of my head.
>>707621971
kek
>>707621097
I don't know man. Do you know?
>>707621246
Literally all of these?!
>>707621333
Bad enough, but I guess the plebeians need to get out and work despite poor health.
>>707621440
Suicide seems like a solid reaction.
>>707621666
Kennste einen, kennste alle.
>>707622000
>>707621666
>>707621333
>INTENSIFIED
>>707621705
Yeah, nendoroids.
Well not all of them, but I have some.
>>707621580
>Teach me your secrets
No :^)
>>707621971
kek
>>707622329
Yes.
